This is such an underrated comment. We should appreciate the universe for making this possible because there's no way Bill Burr would do this in any other dimension.
Imagine being at that holiday family gathering and having the absolute privilege to hear him tell stories and argue with family members at the dinner table!😄
Right? Lol I been watching this dude over 10 yrs now, and I still go back to his old jokes and podcasts. We need to see him make more things, hes pretty good at teaching
I'd like to imagine some dude saying to him: "You're gettin a little soft, Bill. What's next? You're gonna film yourself making pie crust?" and Bill Burr responding to to that very person by making this video. Lol
It would be the most popular cooking show for people who don't cook. Fuck that, it would be the most popular cooking show. Fuck that, it would be the most popular show.
They would ruin it. Here is a sample "Hey there ya" bleep bleep. "I know your thinking what the" bleep "is this" bleep "guy doin'"....You get the point.
Hi Bill!👋 You’re correct when you say that ladies love a man who knows his way around the kitchen!💕 Someone has probably already mentioned this tip in the comments but a great way to get the crust off the board & into the pie plate is to place the rolling pin on one side of the rolled crust, lightly roll up the crust around the pin, then roll down the crust into the dish. Its a tip my grandmother showed me that works well every time.
He gave the idea to Bert, legit Bill was going to be the host of somethings burning but ended up not having any time due to F is for family. Gah if only we could have bill to do everything!
Bill Burr needs a reality TV show. Just follow him around with a camera and pay him a ton. He'd just rip into people, objects, cooking, driving, conversations always leading to him with his genius punch lines into his joker laugh.
I don’t think Bill understands how much money he would make from vlogging... now I’m not talking about doing stunts and shit I’m talking about his everyday life just him yelling at the wall, gold every time.
"I don't know why you do this. You see how it's in there, it looks a little difference". Woah there, Bill, yo don't have to use all the big words on me...
UA-cam needs to stop recommending me this like I havent already watched it, 6 years later and its still trying to make me watch it again and again. crazy
I know this comment was 5 years ago. But now when you scrub the videos’ timeline left and right, UA-cam will tell you the most replayed part of the video…sure enough…butter based crust is the most replayed section of this video 😂😂🤣❤️
i have been listening to old episodes and thats what brought me here but holy shit, i never knew this video would give me such a genuine feeling of happiness. nice job billy baker bawlz. i will be making this asap
+Noahwayout you say its a joke, but i would bet you that he actually turned the brightness down on his monitor, which means that his brightness was too high to start with. and on top of that... all you people saying "oh he takes comedy too seriously..." it's not even a funny joke... so idk wtf is wrong with you people
I love the old school jazz in the back ground,it fits so well with his clothing ,kitchen and what is making,its all a wonderfull combo,only Bill could have pulled off🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
Luke Ramer Probably, everybody who doesn't conform to the "style" everyone else wears is hated on. It's stupid,I pride myself in NOT looking like everyone else and it works like a charm.
"If you're in the kitchen and you make a mistake.... Who will know?" Bill and Julia have the same vibes about cooking. Bill is like a funnier, male version of Julia who isn't afraid of causally dropping some curse words in there.
Dying over this!!! Bill - please make more videos for your UA-cam channel! My husband and I watched all your comedy specials and are devouring your Monday Morning Podcasts. Hubs has started doing the "Bill Burr" voice all the time now and I can't stop laughing. Would love to see vlogs with you, Nia, and of course Cleo showing more of your daily life. You could easily amass millions of subscribers here because you're full of awesome! The one podcast where you're Googling "how did kids die in 1900" had me cracking up for way too long. THANK YOU!
I should have known my last relationship was doomed to fail when Bill Burr came on the Pandora station, and she thumb's downed it.... Now I see what kind of person she really is.
@@Nerofmx Hahaha jesus man, yeahh, i've been following billy burr's advice. Make a checklist for LADIES that you'd know it'll be worth staying for long. One of them is to show her this video and gold digging whores bit. If she thinks i'm rude then cool, i'm rude gtfo. If she thinks its funny, yeah, worth losing an arm and a leg for a LADY that is structurally sound mentally. Even though I may not be. lol
Bill, this was fucking hilarious. Need some more of this! From one manly fucking cook to another, try rolling up your flattened out crust around the rolling pin and then unroll it over the pie dish. Saves you trying to man-handle that fucking shit.
Love your stand up mate, you have always made me laugh out loud and there are very few things better, although perhaps pie is up there. Now you have made me want to go and do some do some baking! Thanks Bill.
Andy Yerman fuck you you goddamn waste of space you're a fucking nothing he's a goddamn comedy God he can wear whatever the fuck he wants that hat looks cool fuck you
His hands actually got less pale once they were covered with flour..
+Dave Jamieson lmao
ol billy ghost skin
+Dave Jamieson GOD DAMN!! too good
boom!
lmao.
I'm just imagining the little old lady watching this video who searched 'homemade pie crust' and has no idea who Bill Burr is
Ahah this is only comment that made me crack up.
“I took this from my grandma, I told her grandma you’re old. I’m taking this. Jk she died and this is what I got” bruh
Lmao
then proceed with laughing, lmao
Bruh? What are ya? 19?
@@supersaiyanzero386 bruh??? What are you 23?
bruh dis a hol vibe. dat pie a baddie. I saw 1 person say dis so I taw lyk dis caus I'm cornae af an im bilt different. (corny fucking bastards)
I love it whenever he cackles at the really dark jokes he makes. xD
Are you 12 by any chance?
@@Whogonbeatmyass Are you?
@@Whogonbeatmyass Why? You want a spouse, huh?
bill could quit everything and do a baking show on youtube and it would KILL the game
100% better than any cooking show I've ever seen in my life
Bill Burr 2020
Maybe it could be a series for that First we Feast channel. Cooking with Bill Burr.
Call the channel “fuck it, let’s cook with Bill Burr”
elftax Hilarious
HA! "You're gonna need one of these things, one of these, and if you have one of those make sure to use it. Also, make sure to have this thing too."
"2 cups......or was it 3 cups? Ahhh I dont fuckin know, whatya want from me."
"This is where they separate...the something from the something" is so Burr it hurts. Love it.
I love how he wears a hat to prevent hairs falling into the pie. Quite profesional.
what hairs?
@@DonPeyote420 exactly
🤣
I love that this exists
This is such an underrated comment. We should appreciate the universe for making this possible because there's no way Bill Burr would do this in any other dimension.
@@dannass5 indeed, I believe if there are multi universes, we got the funniest version of Billy ove here! We are some lucky bastards :D
@@dannass5 Goddam!... And could that comment please get some more likes! ❤️
I love your comment sir.
1:02 "You're getting one of these, Just kidding she died"
I can watch you cook all day.
+bakerXderek God damnit Baker, i cant escape you. CHEAH!
all kinnddzz of pie.
I could watch him do literally anything all day....most entertaining person I know!
oh hey u watch bill burr too? cool I watch ur vids sometimes lol
You’re everywhere
This is like someone joking "I could watch Bill Burr make pie crust and it would be hilarious"... And then Bill actually doing it.
Then he sends it to the guy who made that joke... then getting the guy's reaction saying "Yeah yeah I get it, you smart ass". XD
We absolutely need a bill burr cooking show!
Yes! Where his asides and chit chat are all bitching about sport and shit, alá 5:18
I love the old timey jazz music in the background
Guessing Django Reinhardt/Stephane Grappelli
Daniel Ma
Gypsy Jazz then
lol
Ole Billy ragtime
Blue light blues by Django Reinhardt
ROFL "Just kidding, she died and that's what I got."
This would be the only cooking show I would religiously watch in my life.
me to and I love cooking
Beef!
+22kingbeef Next on Food Network: "F*(%ing cook it, ya idiot" with Bill Burr.
This is the funniest man on earth. Bill is my "go to" comedian when I have nothing to live for...lol
U must be having the time of ur life these days
Imagine being at that holiday family gathering and having the absolute privilege to hear him tell stories and argue with family members at the dinner table!😄
OOHHHHH BILLY BAKER!!!!
+Drake Smith *bakeahhh
+Christian Lembach *B[ak]urr
yasss lol
I love the amateur camera work, the low production value, and the unorthodox instructions of this video. more of these please. don't change.
Unless it's a Hollywood movie relax on the production value term. Same energy as ur star sign
@@agro9999 Keep looking up to the stars because you'll never be one. :)
@@solidkingcobra OOF. Someone's been murdered. Nice one. 😂
I like to put this on every so often when I'm feeling down. Or when it's Thanksgiving. Thanks Bill Burr, you're weirdly comforting.
Right? Lol I been watching this dude over 10 yrs now, and I still go back to his old jokes and podcasts. We need to see him make more things, hes pretty good at teaching
I'd like to imagine some dude saying to him: "You're gettin a little soft, Bill. What's next? You're gonna film yourself making pie crust?" and Bill Burr responding to to that very person by making this video. Lol
If this was on Food Network, I would watch every day
You dont already watch it everyday?
Imagine him driving every celebrity chef crazy each week, but Bill actually nails the recipe.
"Fuckin uhhhh this thing....this fuckin board thing idk"
I'd watch the shit outta that
It would be the most popular cooking show for people who don't cook. Fuck that, it would be the most popular cooking show. Fuck that, it would be the most popular show.
After watching this, I feel that all will be right in the world......
Fingdyk
+Gmork ikr
Couldn't have said it better myself! 😁
+Gmork it's the music...and Bill...it's Bill and the music...it's just good
Erol Bafto Jim Norton is that you?....except you sound like you've gone more Emo than self-deprecating. Not a good direction sir.
"Just kidding, she died" "laughter" lol
It is 1:30 am. I’m on vacation. Yet I am watching my favorite comedian bake. That’s my life. No regrets.
"...and I was like FUCK, now I gotta make a pie. I didn't wanna make a pie, I just wanted her to go away" - Bill Burr
Kenny Tee yeah, what you said! High five! Fuck off!
Underappreciated comment hahaha
the reason I even fucking clicked on this video
He also got married.
I thought he was gonna kill himself before he started
Dear fucking God is this a reference to his pie joke. Holy shit. Bill burr you fucking genius.
+the guy with the thing
Listen to the latest Joe Rogan Experience with Bill Burr. He talks about how he loves to bake and watch real cooking shows.
+jeeps005 Or you know... listen to bill burrs own podcast instead.
+deveroth I like joe Rogan even the geust I have heard in interviews a lot he somehow get a side out his geust that I never heard before. :)
+deveroth I'm not sure I've ever seen so much pent up, hidden sexual frustrations about Joe Rogan in one post before.
and he did get his helicopter license. Bill's a true-per
Love how Bill Burr always refers to the “Internet” like it’s 2002 and it’s some mysterious, weird, unknown entity
Ppl jakin off to tentacle and incest pron will always be unknown to me
Always heard him talk about making pies in some of his bits. Cool to see him do it! 😁
Dude, please do a monthly cooking show. This is the best thing ever.
That hat....classic old guy hat.
WeekzGod It used to be a classic young guy hat
Dems the brakes. My pop was born in 65 and used to get GQ with those berets.
He ragged on Joe Rogan for wearing the exact same hat haha
I'm 28 and I wear one
In Sweden we call them "gubbkeps", directly translated to english that actually means "old man cap"
“Gluten free save the whales flour” 😂😂😂
Food Network, get this man his own show immediately.
Fuckin A. I would honestly start watching real tv again for this shit.
They would ruin it. Here is a sample "Hey there ya" bleep bleep. "I know your thinking what the" bleep "is this" bleep "guy doin'"....You get the point.
He should be a sports commentator or a narrator on a nature show
You know you are special when you can get over a million people to watch you make a freaking pie crust hilarious..
I need "cooking with Bill" in my life NOW! :D
BEST COMMENT!
Hi Bill!👋
You’re correct when you say that ladies love a man who knows his way around the kitchen!💕
Someone has probably already mentioned this tip in the comments but a great way to get the crust off the board & into the pie plate is to place the rolling pin on one side of the rolled crust, lightly roll up the crust around the pin, then roll down the crust into the dish. Its a tip my grandmother showed me that works well every time.
This is one of those moments I wanted to never end.
I'm literally going through depression, but you bill, you crack me up no matter what thank you
Are you still alive?
@@a-love-supremist this comment made me laugh
Bill Burr needs a cooking show. This was amazing and so funny. I want to watch him make more things!
he could read a phone book and I would watch it lol
He gave the idea to Bert, legit Bill was going to be the host of somethings burning but ended up not having any time due to F is for family. Gah if only we could have bill to do everything!
Bill Burr needs a reality TV show. Just follow him around with a camera and pay him a ton. He'd just rip into people, objects, cooking, driving, conversations always leading to him with his genius punch lines into his joker laugh.
On The Fucking Food Network!
I remember when this video was posted and I really wanted to make my own pie crust. Still haven’t done it. 7 years really flew by.
I don’t think Bill understands how much money he would make from vlogging... now I’m not talking about doing stunts and shit I’m talking about his everyday life just him yelling at the wall, gold every time.
His posh suburb voice is legend
It's a butter based crust!
I like how its the only voice he can do tho hahaha
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Recruitaaaaaa
Made me laugh, haha.
JPR podcast listener salute! Hahaha!
REEEEECRUITER!
This comment made me so happy... I love it when he says it, the pause is so fucking suspenseful
recruiteeeeeehhh
"I don't know why you do this. You see how it's in there, it looks a little difference".
Woah there, Bill, yo don't have to use all the big words on me...
the way he said “just tap lightly” killed me lmao
He needs his own cooking show. I would just watch it for the funny shit he says while cooking.
I was watching this, astounded that Nia can keep her mouth shut and just hold the camera. Then Bill says "Ya gettin' that, Andrew?"
Gobbersmack I thought the same thing!
Aztecabrn soyyo you kill the joke a hole
@@goldenyuri3556 Yep! No reason to bring that. He/she just could say "Person".
@@goldenyuri3556 Why are you so bothered by it?
GoldenYuri “why’s black gotta be there?”
You fucking racist.
I can't believe he hasn't done another one of these. I know Bert is the ATC cook, but come on Bill! This was a treasure.
This was probably the single most relaxing thing I've ever watched.
What a great guy, F is For Family December 17 on Netflix
What the fuck is Netflix? Is it on tv or the Internet? I shit you not, I don't know! Is it like showtime and osn?
+Mathew Johnson I Know Whar I'm Doing On The 17TH / 18TH Anyways
+ZeidGho It's sort of like youtube except you pay like 7 bucks a month. They have full high quality, high budget shows and movies on there.
+str8todamoney oh ok.. thanks :)
+Mathew Johnson it comes out the 18th
I'll f*n make a pie!
+J.J. Carlson you're gonna need some pumpkins
+J.J. Carlson man that line will crack me up a decade from now, god i love this man
+Prut Russel Please explain
i'mma make a fuckin pie too!
thanks to Ol Billy Pie Face For Christmas!
+J.J. Carlson You can swear on the internet
UA-cam needs to stop recommending me this like I havent already watched it, 6 years later and its still trying to make me watch it again and again. crazy
Billy burr uses the same colourful metaphors that Gordon Ramsay uses.
Why dont you trade that apron in for a dress ya fairy
I read this in his voice.
Felix Henry holy shit so did I and I didn’t even notice until I read your text lmao 😂
@@thegrinch0614 holly fuck... me too but how why
Lmfao
Your comment is golden 👍👍👍👍
I'd watch this on the food network every time this would air and I'm sure would be 100% more entertaining than half of those other people on there
This is legit the best pie crust instructional video on all of youtube
I always enjoy when my favorite UA-camrs upload cooking videos. Its a nice change of pace.
I always lose it at "butter-based crust"
2:34
IKR!!? That was the best part of the whole thing!!
+CorvusOfMellori 😃😃😃😃😃😘
First time I watched this, I lost it at the grandma part.
Edgars Rutkis same hahah
I know this comment was 5 years ago. But now when you scrub the videos’ timeline left and right, UA-cam will tell you the most replayed part of the video…sure enough…butter based crust is the most replayed section of this video 😂😂🤣❤️
Bill Burr baking wins the internet. Dude, make this a regular thing please.
"like breaking up with someone you don't want to be with, look I'm not happy, then you just say in it" - the life advice right here boys.
i have been listening to old episodes and thats what brought me here but holy shit, i never knew this video would give me such a genuine feeling of happiness. nice job billy baker bawlz. i will be making this asap
Bill looks just like the guy who caught that huge sunfish in Boston.
+Dave s That's a fuckin' tuna, bro!
+MakerInMotion nah man it's a fukin baby wheel bro
We gotta cawl the aquarium or somethin
oh my gawd
+thekevinjc13 that's fuckin funny
Bill, the apron, and the dough are all the same color. had to turn the brightness down on my screen to see what the fuck was happening.
+deveroth perhaps the best comment I've ever read on UA-cam.
+deveroth Just means that your brightness was actually turned up to high to begin with. Or you have a shit monitor. Pick your poison.
these are the people who take comedy too seriously.
OH! Because they're all pasty white like his skin! I get it now. Yep, I'm an idiot. :P
+Noahwayout you say its a joke, but i would bet you that he actually turned the brightness down on his monitor, which means that his brightness was too high to start with. and on top of that... all you people saying "oh he takes comedy too seriously..." it's not even a funny joke... so idk wtf is wrong with you people
I love the old school jazz in the back ground,it fits so well with his clothing ,kitchen and what is making,its all a wonderfull combo,only Bill could have pulled off🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
I could watch Bill Burr do anything and get an amazing laugh out of it!!!! Lmfao.... we love you Bill Burr!
1:02 "You give em' one of these..." I haven't laughed that hard in awhile, thank you Bill Burr.
I wanna laugh that hard, but I don't know what he meant with that :(
@@NobleSteed00 pimp slapping his dead grandma was the joke 😂😂
2coolrun “or you’re getting one of these” **
Joe Rogan probably likes the Little rascals hat.
That hat is the shit,I've been wearing em since the 90's
I think they talked about that on a podcast
Luke Ramer Probably, everybody who doesn't conform to the "style" everyone else wears is hated on. It's stupid,I pride myself in NOT looking like everyone else and it works like a charm.
+Luke Ramer it was the end of the world podcast where he called him out on it
Bob Falfa what's it called?
Holy shit, that intro was so relatable, it fucking shook my spine
Cooking with Bill! You are a legend. That pie crust looks awesome.
well...i'd watch "cooking with burr"...must stay uncensored
Bill Burr likes to make pies? Geez. That's like finding out Jim Morrison was into knitting throw pillows.
He talks about pie making on his podcast all the time, he's a real sheila
WelshGrey Okay, if that's what he likes to do, more power to him. Just kinda surprising. Let out that inner Martha Stewart, Bill... :-)
+daybreaK Goddamn you're a badass.
Omg why do I want to see more of this?
Bill, I love your comedy and watching you do anything is entertaining lol
It's like Julia Child meets Good Will Hunting
Holy shit hahahaaaaaa!
Best comment here! My boy is wicked smaaart.
Vastly underrated comment right here.
"If you're in the kitchen and you make a mistake.... Who will know?"
Bill and Julia have the same vibes about cooking. Bill is like a funnier, male version of Julia who isn't afraid of causally dropping some curse words in there.
Dying over this!!! Bill - please make more videos for your UA-cam channel! My husband and I watched all your comedy specials and are devouring your Monday Morning Podcasts. Hubs has started doing the "Bill Burr" voice all the time now and I can't stop laughing. Would love to see vlogs with you, Nia, and of course Cleo showing more of your daily life. You could easily amass millions of subscribers here because you're full of awesome! The one podcast where you're Googling "how did kids die in 1900" had me cracking up for way too long. THANK YOU!
we went to see him on dec 2 in Tucson - he was frigging hilarious!
Which podcast was that. I can't find it.
It's not that "gluten free, save the fucking whales" hahah
I love the way you are doing something so wholesome yet still drop the f-bombs like buttah.
I love the background music! Lol so funny Billy with that innocent face, and the f word comes out right away! 😂😂
These kinda videos better become a regular thing
This was fantastic
I should have known my last relationship was doomed to fail when Bill Burr came on the Pandora station, and she thumb's downed it....
Now I see what kind of person she really is.
Nerofmx so how hard did you hit her?
definitely not hard enough now that I look back at it.
Nerofmx xD this is hilarious
Nerofmx fucking bitch
@@Nerofmx Hahaha jesus man, yeahh, i've been following billy burr's advice. Make a checklist for LADIES that you'd know it'll be worth staying for long. One of them is to show her this video and gold digging whores bit. If she thinks i'm rude then cool, i'm rude gtfo. If she thinks its funny, yeah, worth losing an arm and a leg for a LADY that is structurally sound mentally. Even though I may not be. lol
Dude, he needs to make more of these videos. they are very entertaining!
2:32 - This is my favorite part. That voice he does is totally based off of Nia.
Lol "it's not gluten free, save the fuckin' whales..."
Even the description...
This is the best cooking show i've ever watched, Gordon Ramsey ain't got shit on Bill Burr.
Amazin never thought id see bill do a recipe showcase what a legend i could listen to this guy all day
Accidental finds like this make the many hours I spend on UA-cam worthwhile :-)
"Fuck it, I'll make a pie" from one of his specials is the first thing that I thought of when I saw this
Bill, this was fucking hilarious. Need some more of this! From one manly fucking cook to another, try rolling up your flattened out crust around the rolling pin and then unroll it over the pie dish. Saves you trying to man-handle that fucking shit.
Lol yeah I was pretty impressed he was able to do it without doing that
Holy shit! I just learned how to make a pie crust from Bill Burr! I love the internet!
Love your stand up mate, you have always made me laugh out loud and there are very few things better, although perhaps pie is up there. Now you have made me want to go and do some do some baking! Thanks Bill.
using that ol Tony Monsanto flour there, eh cupcakes? One of the best videos on youtube!
Whenever I lose faith in man kind, I look at the most cynical man in the world make a pie crust to holiday jazz music.
“I just took it from her.” The respect and love in that statement.
I just discovered this today and God damn it do I want so much more of ol' Billy Booze bag making foods to 30's/40's music
"Hey it's bill burr, and this is the Monday morning cooking show. How ah ya?"
"Just checking in on ya"
+Lee Smoove
"Juuuussssssstttttt checkin in an yaaaaaaaaaaaaa","Howthefuck Aya?"
Adrian Mulligan
"What are you, sitting in ya cubicle? Looking at that douche bag manager with his gut hanging over..."
I like that he wears a hat, like he's worried a hair will fall off of his bald head.
Andy Yerman fuck you you goddamn waste of space you're a fucking nothing he's a goddamn comedy God he can wear whatever the fuck he wants that hat looks cool fuck you
Never expected a cooking video from Bill. But now i want to see more.
I love how his baking video starts out like my grandfather ranting about my life...
Splendid! Now please make a tutorial on carving a federal reserve pumpkin.
+Heman Roczko "WE OWN YOU"
+sunshinechicken Hahaha!
I've never laughed so hard watching someone make a pie crust lmfao
Watching this again just to get ready for the holidays. Its pretty much tradition now.
This is SO cool!! Hope you do these more often.. Love baking with my favorite comedian Bill Burr!!😁😁😁😁