I love how after filling Nia in, he tells her about the jokes he made in response to the letter when she wasn't there. Like, he wants her to know, cause she's his other half, the one whose opinion he actually cares about. It's sweet.
I’ve done that with my guy friends a million times. It’s not because I’m banging them or they’re my other half. I’m sure he loves her he’s married to her but he’d have done that with a guy friend too. People read way too much into everything.
@@asphalt-cowboy9479 Lmao then what are men if we're making sweeping generalizations? The guy is the one who fucked the sister in this story. Most humans by nature are vengeful - men and women.
They were on a break. You will have to know that he had sex with her sibling. If that was another woman who wasn't related, then that would be okay. He fucked up and the second chance for a relationship is thrown out the window.
When he said "I have something important to tell you" on the last day of the vacation the poor girl probably thought he was gonna propose. He shouldve confessed a week after the vacation. Then if its over for good at least it ended on a bang (figuratively and literally lol)
He never cheated. Typical female wants it both ways. Nia would be pissed if her man never brought it up to her... Guaranteed she end's up freaking out screaming: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!" "This whole relationship was a lie" "You wasted my time" I give props to the guy for being honest, but think he's an asshole for doing it on vacation. They weren't together when it happened so he never cheated. I've dated two sisters and honesty was they key for avoiding issues and maintaining a friendship. 8 years later we're all still good friends. At the end of the day some people would be okay with it, some would never be able to cope.
If you understand women, you know she'll be angry at you for doing the thing AND angry at her for telling her. Nia should be commended for being so much of an un-hypocrite
I dated a girl when I was quite young, we broke up, then after a month or something she started a relationship with my brother which lasted years. I still involuntarily fucking hate his guts sometimes and I want to rip her to shreds. We where really close growing up, did everything together but since that day, I couldn't give two shits about him if he died today. No, the sisters will never get over it. I tried to get past it, im almost 30 for christ sake, but I still feel nothing, I mean, a fucking void of space inside where I used to feel something for my brother. This is a message to you all: DON'T do it. No matter what happens, I will always remember being worth less than her, in his eyes.
That's really sad man, I empathise with you. I don't think your brother set out to hurt you, maybe if you could spend some time just you n him, you might find your relationship heals a little bit, even just a tiny bit. You're not doing it for him, you could do it for yourself 1st and for the both of you 2nd. Good luck bro 👍
How about she deserves the fucking human right to decide if she wants to continue a marriage and family with someone who betrayed her. I know, shocker. Some of us are decent and actually think other people shouldn't be forced into a onesided relationship never knowing the truth about their partner.
I totally agree with Nia about everything. But on the other hand, wouldn’t he have been crucified for hiding it if it came out? Seems like you’re screwed either way. Personally, I couldn’t look past it. That relationship would be over.
Personally for me if my brother did that I would just beat the shit out of him just to let him know not to do it again and then we’d be cool. I might be biased because my little brother is the runt and I can easily lift him even with my chubby body but still, all lessons need pain.
if the girlfriends sister is more attractive than the girlfriend, to the extent that the girlfriend knows it... thats a big problem both for your relationship and their entire family in the long run
When Bill and Nia debate about the right thing to do in these stories, I can help but feel, "Now I know what to do if I ever get in this situation," and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I never thought I'd learn about morals and ethics from Bill Burr
I disagree with Nia. I'm a piece of shit, so I wouldn't have said anything while still being able to love my woman. This dude is not cut from the same cloth as Bill or myself, that's why he couldn't handle it. He seems like a decent dude who fucked up. The sister is the real villain, especially if the guy was being honest about what went down. He should try to work the situation out if he can.
that's actually what she pretty much said. The dude fucked up, and the only way to get her sister back is to lose him. The sisters can get over it if the dude they both fucked isn't in the picture anymore.
Nia's prespective is amazing, very smart, if you confess just because you feel guilty, you are beeing selfish, there's no way, if the person will feel betrayed, there is no way, it will turn out better, or well for that matter
For me if a chick sleeps with one of my brothers I would never be able to view her a a potential sexual partner. So I wouldn't be mad but I would break up.
Yeah, I think it's strange for her to be mad. I would feel really awkward and embarrassed, not mad. I would break it off, of course, as the relationship would just be too strange at that point.
Wow, Bill this was a really good Pod-Cast especially with your wife's intake on the whole sister power play thing. Love it when the both of you share your intake.
LMAO Nia broke a girl code also. You don't go after your good friend's date without asking her permission, cause how would you like if she did that to you?
Kinda annoyed with nia after that. She always puts herself on this moral high ground like she's never done any wrong. But she has and she still has the audacity to say what she did wasn't THAT fucked up. I like bill burr because he knows he's fucked up just like everyone else in the world and can look at scenario for different points of view. But nia isn't like that and its annoying
NIA RULES!! She is a genius and totally correct here: confession of an old buried secret is selfish and crual abuse of the confess-ee. Psychologists agree that such secrets must be kept if their reveal might hurt someone just to "makes the guilty party feel better." HUGE props to Nia and thank you to Bill for bringing Nia into this episode. Huge hugs to Bill and Nia!
A genius!!?? Yeah wait until the guy marries the girl and 2 years later they have kids and the girl finds out her husband f her sister in the past, that's gonna be real good, right?
This guy needs to just move on from this girl. They've been off and on again for the past ten years and neither one of them can commit to each other obviously. Sleeping with her sister is just another reason to keep it moving. Life is too short to burden yourself with this kind of shit. Find somebody else, and don't guck her sister next time.
I actually strongly disagree about the whole "he told her to unburden himself therefore he wasn't doing it for her" thing .. If I were in the girlfriends position i would 100% rather know the hard truth rather than live obliviously with a partner hiding that from me. Plus, with it being out in the open it puts them in a place where either they can grow from it/get over it together or it'll be too much and break them apart. Either option would be better and more healthy for them in the long term than hiding this because the the final outcome will be built on the stability of the truth rather than a relationship supported by lies.
I feel the same way. Typically people hide shit to protect themselves. It’s almost never in someone’s favor to be honest because it’ll make them look bad and they are likely to lose the relationship. Telling the truth gives the hurt party a chance to decide on how they want to move forward. Not telling them robs them of that choice.
Nia would be pissed if her man never brought it up to her... Guaranteed she end's up freaking out screaming "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!" Everyone wants it both ways lol
5:50 I went through something similar to this guy, except it was this girls really good friend, not her sister. Much less worse in my opinion. I literally told her the next day, and a week later she was dating my best friend
No she's saying that you shouldn't admit to anything like cheating because it just gets the guilt of you but then the truth hurts them. She's a dimwit. Actually thinks being honest has anything to do with yourself. It's about giving your partner their fucking right as a human being to decide if they want to continue with you after a betrayal.
@@fightingmedialounge519 As well they should, when you feel guilty about something the least you can do is confess it to the person you've wronged you idiot.
"I hope you don't have a brother" Holy fuck ahaha
SugaryCoyote I had the same thought though
Or a dad🤷
@@yalisaconner okayyy??? Any and every male figure in his life 😊🙃
"OMG you victim" lmfaooo
i laughed sooo hard at that i had to pauze my video game
Burr head.VIP Base
thats my fav part hahahahaha
“The amount of guys laughing right now while the women are pissed”
The accuracy
Literally I don't know how he always points out the obvious but makes it feel like the ultimate OOOOHHHHHHHH SHIT moment
As a woman, he hit the nail on the head 😂
Idk man I was laughing my ass off when he said that so can't really attest to the accuracy of his statement
I'm a woman and I think it's hilarious.
I'm a woman. Not at all pissed. Just a guy being funny.
I love how after filling Nia in, he tells her about the jokes he made in response to the letter when she wasn't there. Like, he wants her to know, cause she's his other half, the one whose opinion he actually cares about. It's sweet.
Love it too
I totally get it, I'm the same way with my girl.
@@alealsharani9048 9999999i(io8(77
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I’ve done that with my guy friends a million times. It’s not because I’m banging them or they’re my other half. I’m sure he loves her he’s married to her but he’d have done that with a guy friend too. People read way too much into everything.
100% of the time Bill goes off mic, it makes me laugh
Andrew Kim sameeeeee😂
SO fucking funny
BRINGIN THE *LUMBAAH*
Hope he doesn't have a brother
Andrew Kim he killllllls me when he does that
The people that write into Bill's podcast with these scenarios need to come find their segment on youtube and update all of us on the situation.
You’re so right
He does do some every now and then. Tbh he should make a follow up segment on his podcast
@Hello hi this is Ahnab I don’t think so, you’d really take the time to write Bill a fake email?
@@williambugg4418 there's people willing to do more for less so yeah?
@@williambugg4418 if it's funny yeah
"Space? I hope you don't have a brother."
My thoughts exactly! LOL
@theartplaza
Who's morals and values? Yours?
Why does that matter to these peope?
It doesn't, but it will make her feel better.
This relationship is doomed anytime his wife is mad this will come up
Nice idea.
@Stannis Baratheon
That doesn't sound like a fun relationship
what will come up? (you have to write that,we cant read your mind...)
@Stannis Baratheon genius
You are very wise
" I need some space." I hope don't have a brother... Jajaja. That's funny shit.
yep, that 100% happened.
@John Smith here, have a pity like, you seem jealous.
Don't spoil it for the ladies and gentlemen
@John Smith thats racist. just because hes hispanic.
@@asphalt-cowboy9479 Lmao then what are men if we're making sweeping generalizations? The guy is the one who fucked the sister in this story. Most humans by nature are vengeful - men and women.
Nia "Maybe the three of them can have a..."
Bill "A THREESOME!!! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!"
🤣
That shit was so fucking funny.
I love how Bill had that Eureka! moment and for a second genuinely believed he solved the theory of everything lol
THEY WERE ON A BREAK!!!!
I got that reference :D :D :D :D :D
gemima pottas
The Unagi is strong with you.
They were on a break. You will have to know that he had sex with her sibling. If that was another woman who wasn't related, then that would be okay. He fucked up and the second chance for a relationship is thrown out the window.
@@Paddy.C haha i love this thread
I wonder if she wanted him to read a 16 page letter and agree that it was all his fault.
"And her sister came on to me"
"OH MY GOD YOU VICTIM"
Bill is always on point lol
When he said "I have something important to tell you" on the last day of the vacation the poor girl probably thought he was gonna propose. He shouldve confessed a week after the vacation. Then if its over for good at least it ended on a bang (figuratively and literally lol)
yeah kind of a douche move to drop something like that during a vacation they both enjoyed.
This dude killed two birds with one fuck.
"She needs some space"
"I hope you don't have a brother"
I died when Bill said Nia was "bringing the LUMBAAAA!"
I thought he said "Lava" - as in "fire"
@@sarcasm-83 he said lumbaa
Lumbago
"TRY NOT TO FUCL EACHOTHER! " I literally slapped my knee. Lol
Never share anything with anyone. Stuff all your feelings deep down and keep secrets from everyone you know and love.
This is exactly what we finna do
@@TheodoreGrevers-bg3zw lmao
@@TheodoreGrevers-bg3zw or you can just go anonymous on reddit
Probably will make you feel better
Are you okay Joshua?
That’s how psychopaths are made ;)
how haven't I heard of bill burr since yesterday the guy is funny as fuck
I don't know but I'm so jealous of you. You have so much material to listen to!
Lol cheers mate hes crackin me up bro
If you haven't heard it yet search for "Opie & Anthony bill burr shari's berries read". You're in for a treat.
Also check out bill burr and Patrice (RIP) oneal on O & A tons of great material.
Thanks guys im listening to him instead of radioat the moment so will catch up eventually thanks again all the way from england !!!!
“Remember when we went to the water park” 😂😂😂😂
“Mr burr my girlfriend shrunk my shirt in the dryer..
Break up with her and
walk away from it” 😅
You heard it hear, folks. If you ever cheat, never tell em. A female just gave us that advice.
Good man.
Studs already knew this, but having it confirmed by a feminist makes it even better.
He never cheated. Typical female wants it both ways. Nia would be pissed if her man never brought it up to her... Guaranteed she end's up freaking out screaming:
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!"
"This whole relationship was a lie"
"You wasted my time"
I give props to the guy for being honest, but think he's an asshole for doing it on vacation. They weren't together when it happened so he never cheated. I've dated two sisters and honesty was they key for avoiding issues and maintaining a friendship. 8 years later we're all still good friends.
At the end of the day some people would be okay with it, some would never be able to cope.
If you understand women, you know she'll be angry at you for doing the thing AND angry at her for telling her. Nia should be commended for being so much of an un-hypocrite
Way to take her way out of context lmfao
Didn't cheat pay attention
When Billy Beanbag yelled out "A THREESOME!!!!", beer came out of my nose hahahaha
Huge Bill Burr fan, but god damn I love when he has Nia on
You're the minorty then
Shizu-chan figuratively and literally
Unknown User jesus christ that didn’t need to be said
Yeah, they *both* definitely brought their A games on this clip! 😂
Their banter is hilarious. She can sometimes take over but majority of the time it’s amazing.
“WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!”- Ross
I dated a girl when I was quite young, we broke up, then after a month or something she started a relationship with my brother which lasted years. I still involuntarily fucking hate his guts sometimes and I want to rip her to shreds. We where really close growing up, did everything together but since that day, I couldn't give two shits about him if he died today. No, the sisters will never get over it. I tried to get past it, im almost 30 for christ sake, but I still feel nothing, I mean, a fucking void of space inside where I used to feel something for my brother. This is a message to you all: DON'T do it. No matter what happens, I will always remember being worth less than her, in his eyes.
That's really sad man, I empathise with you. I don't think your brother set out to hurt you, maybe if you could spend some time just you n him, you might find your relationship heals a little bit, even just a tiny bit. You're not doing it for him, you could do it for yourself 1st and for the both of you 2nd. Good luck bro 👍
Does she have any sisters?
Guilt my ass - if it had been a Vegas escort hookup, this guy wouldn't be giving it a second thought. He's just worried about that grand piano...
How about she deserves the fucking human right to decide if she wants to continue a marriage and family with someone who betrayed her. I know, shocker. Some of us are decent and actually think other people shouldn't be forced into a onesided relationship never knowing the truth about their partner.
People can sense lies. Even if it never "comes out," you pay for it. Nobody ever gets away with anything.
@@pilc500 yeah, but decency would have been telling her before they got back together.
I hate how people say "I was blacked out drunk, I didnt know what I was doing" as thag eleviates some responsibility
When I was younger I used that as an excuse to be a scumbag.. And that is what it was.. An excuse.. I was just being a scumbag..
Me Thag, Me Scumbag!
"I hope you don't have a brother" killed me
The fact that they've been off and on for 10 years (in my opinion) would be a good sign that it's probably not gonna work out anyways
Dude, Bill‘s nasty laugh is the best. XD
I totally agree with Nia about everything. But on the other hand, wouldn’t he have been crucified for hiding it if it came out? Seems like you’re screwed either way.
Personally, I couldn’t look past it. That relationship would be over.
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It's the comment section. They don't hand out invites you just post. She didn't ask for you're reply. Don't be rude dog.
Jacob Winkelman No one asked for your opinion
@@JohnWick-zy5zm hey when is your 4th movie coming out?
Personally for me if my brother did that I would just beat the shit out of him just to let him know not to do it again and then we’d be cool. I might be biased because my little brother is the runt and I can easily lift him even with my chubby body but still, all lessons need pain.
I love how he moves his mouth away from the mike when he really gets going.
Did he even cheat? Buddy said they werent dating at the time
"WE WERE ON A BREAK"
On paper, nope. Didn’t cheat. Morally, sure
NastyNati0527 FUCK ITTTTTTT
No he didn’t cheat but he broke a boundary that shouldn’t be broken
Not The Real Me no. I don’t consider it cheating. But he should have fucked a rando. He messed up screwing her sister.
if the girlfriends sister is more attractive than the girlfriend, to the extent that the girlfriend knows it... thats a big problem both for your relationship and their entire family in the long run
Oooooft I hadn't even considered that angle 😳
Why?
@@1992zorro insecurity and the complete destruction of their family
Yeah I was in that situation. When I met her sister in my mind I was like "damnit. Picked the wrong sister"
Nia nailed it. No matter how much she loves him, the sister is the sister and he is disposable.
""She needs some space..." I hope you don't have a brother" HAHAHA
When Bill and Nia debate about the right thing to do in these stories, I can help but feel, "Now I know what to do if I ever get in this situation," and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I never thought I'd learn about morals and ethics from Bill Burr
Bill, along with many comedians, is much smarter and wiser than he lets on
Most of the time just don't do the things that put you in these situations.
I disagree with Nia.
I'm a piece of shit, so I wouldn't have said anything while still being able to love my woman.
This dude is not cut from the same cloth as Bill or myself, that's why he couldn't handle it. He seems like a decent dude who fucked up.
The sister is the real villain, especially if the guy was being honest about what went down.
He should try to work the situation out if he can.
It's only really social conditioning that makes men feel "guilt" for doing only what is part of our biology.
***** Lol. That's not biology. That's being a ho.
If it weren't for society, a guy could walk away and leave a chick high and dry.
that's actually what she pretty much said. The dude fucked up, and the only way to get her sister back is to lose him. The sisters can get over it if the dude they both fucked isn't in the picture anymore.
Wouldn't say he's that decent if he waited.
6:44 is this why Nia and bill are the perfect couple. They start adopting each others mannerisms, its hilarious
Nia's prespective is amazing, very smart, if you confess just because you feel guilty, you are beeing selfish, there's no way, if the person will feel betrayed, there is no way, it will turn out better, or well for that matter
For me if a chick sleeps with one of my brothers I would never be able to view her a a potential sexual partner. So I wouldn't be mad but I would break up.
Yeah, I think it's strange for her to be mad. I would feel really awkward and embarrassed, not mad. I would break it off, of course, as the relationship would just be too strange at that point.
“They just sit there talking to each other and the guy does his thing “ ole billy blue balls with all the good ideas
"It was the 2000s. What do you expect?!" 🤣😂🤣
I love how at 1:01 he’s so mad he stands up from the mic
Grand Slam?! Challenge Accepted!
...except the mom's dead lol
Clavers Odhiambo that changes nothing 😉
Thank you Mia! That guilt shifting is exactly what ive been dealing with, and your point is just what i needed to hear!
The grand slam killed 😂😂😂
"I hope you don't have a brother!" Hahahaha
I couldn’t differentiate between these two...The Burrs
😂 I loved this one. Both made amazing points. And I agree, it should end.
He should have never told her.
Carrying that in his mind is his penance.
"Congratulations... what could go wrong" 😂
"I hope you don't have a brother" Lmao
Wow, Bill this was a really good Pod-Cast especially with your wife's intake on the whole sister power play thing. Love it when the both of you share your intake.
"I never looked at it that way... wow!"
😆😆😆😆
Love these two.
*12:00** not gonna lie the way Nia said that had me dead😂*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A THREESOME! I love it! Lmao
I love nia and Bill's ability to joke with each other and laugh together. I dont see that often
'WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!' - Ross Geller
I can't wait for the sisters to write in and ask for Bill and Nia's opinion
@9:17 "You're just, like, the dude." Yeah. Well. Thats just like. Your opinion man.
tylerdurden3891 WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI
Pissed on your carpet?
😂😂😂
@wolfaesthetic who gives a shit lol
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
Nina: "He was just a friend"
Bill: "Biz Markie"?
LOL
Thanks for the laughs man, I my first time listening to your program a loughed my ass of
Such a big Bill Burr fan, but the podcasts with Nia are always better!!
LMAO Nia broke a girl code also. You don't go after your good friend's date without asking her permission, cause how would you like if she did that to you?
Kinda annoyed with nia after that. She always puts herself on this moral high ground like she's never done any wrong. But she has and she still has the audacity to say what she did wasn't THAT fucked up. I like bill burr because he knows he's fucked up just like everyone else in the world and can look at scenario for different points of view. But nia isn't like that and its annoying
"The amount of guys laughing and the women are pissed"
🖐️ Laughing my ass off
Yeah, sibling rivalry involved for sure.
Bill’s laugh is one of greatest things.
Nia Rocks!! Right on with her analysis of the situation!🤘👍🏻
Nia is always great, thanks for the upload
Omg I just about drowned on my coffee this one made me roll so hard 🤣🤤
LOL! Bill's limousine-window-moving-up sound effect game is on POINT!
8:18 PRICELESS !!
Harap Alb a threesome!! Absolutely!
Nia is a godsend. Insight into the duplicitous female mind.
“Congratulations, what could go wrong?”🤣🤣🤣
Bill’s psycho laugh is the best part of these videos
Nia: we really connected during prom
Bill: aoooh
Lmao
omg you victim lol
Not even 2 mins in and I feel like my kidneys are gonna rupture 😂😂😂
This is one of the ones where I like the chemistry and different thinking of Bill and Nia.
NIA RULES!! She is a genius and totally correct here: confession of an old buried secret is selfish and crual abuse of the confess-ee. Psychologists agree that such secrets must be kept if their reveal might hurt someone just to "makes the guilty party feel better." HUGE props to Nia and thank you to Bill for bringing Nia into this episode. Huge hugs to Bill and Nia!
"psychologists agree" lol
Psychologists also agree that trust is the pillar of any relationship. So what it is gonna be?
A genius!!?? Yeah wait until the guy marries the girl and 2 years later they have kids and the girl finds out her husband f her sister in the past, that's gonna be real good, right?
This guy needs to just move on from this girl. They've been off and on again for the past ten years and neither one of them can commit to each other obviously. Sleeping with her sister is just another reason to keep it moving. Life is too short to burden yourself with this kind of shit. Find somebody else, and don't guck her sister next time.
Bro, check out the helicopter mom series of messages. It’s GUCKING awesome!
@@MrVonkliest guck yeah!
🤣🤣🤣 the grand slam!
Nia is amazing at showing things from a different perspective for Bill.
I actually strongly disagree about the whole "he told her to unburden himself therefore he wasn't doing it for her" thing ..
If I were in the girlfriends position i would 100% rather know the hard truth rather than live obliviously with a partner hiding that from me.
Plus, with it being out in the open it puts them in a place where either they can grow from it/get over it together or it'll be too much and break them apart. Either option would be better and more healthy for them in the long term than hiding this because the the final outcome will be built on the stability of the truth rather than a relationship supported by lies.
I feel the same way. Typically people hide shit to protect themselves. It’s almost never in someone’s favor to be honest because it’ll make them look bad and they are likely to lose the relationship.
Telling the truth gives the hurt party a chance to decide on how they want to move forward. Not telling them robs them of that choice.
@@cosodesign8953 I completely agree
6:42 thats a rough one
THANK YOU! Sisters should never cross that line....
A family that plays together, stays together
Nia would be pissed if her man never brought it up to her... Guaranteed she end's up freaking out screaming "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!!"
Everyone wants it both ways lol
T J well of course but there’s also the option of not fucking someone you so call “love” sister
Nick Leone If meaningless sex is that valuable than I guess that being a trustworthy and honest guy doesn’t mean jack shit. LOL
"A THREESOM!!" Bill said excitedly.
Yo this s... Is crazy Funny keep doing y'all thing I know it's old but I keep finding more ahh f... It's great
"Can you guys, just, run out and, like, get some more GROCERIES?"
@10:40 "I had to get that off my chest." He wasn't the only one getting something off their chest.
Jeez,what a situation
I'm a piece of shit I would never tell
Love his honesty 🤣🤣🤣
Laugh every time when he says "oh Jesus" =)
5:50 I went through something similar to this guy, except it was this girls really good friend, not her sister. Much less worse in my opinion. I literally told her the next day, and a week later she was dating my best friend
so nia thinks if you cheat you should lie about it... If I was Bill i'd be worried lol
Nah, she thinks if you slept with somebody your now partner is close with, you shouldn't bring it up.
No she's saying that you shouldn't admit to anything like cheating because it just gets the guilt of you but then the truth hurts them.
She's a dimwit. Actually thinks being honest has anything to do with yourself. It's about giving your partner their fucking right as a human being to decide if they want to continue with you after a betrayal.
This guy made the right choice. Especially since it wasn't even really cheating. Hope things go well for them.
Except most people dp it out of guilt.
@@fightingmedialounge519 As well they should, when you feel guilty about something the least you can do is confess it to the person you've wronged you idiot.
The grand slam😂
One of the most iconic Burr moments ever