PKA 519 Plastic Surgery wins and losses, Chris Hemsworth Instagram, OnlyUseMeBlade Having Twins
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors
0:00:16 - The guys talk Thanksgiving: Turkey preferences, family plans & lockdown tests
0:08:38 - Elon Musk’s insane wealth, stimulus checks & McDonald’s $15 minimum wage
0:14:05 - Kyle’s days as a McDonald’s worker and going to his prison reunion
0:16:33 - Woody and Kyle the gay couple and the time they went to visit Wings in Conway
0:20:10 - Kyle’s Subreddits of the Weeks are… three 18+ Subreddits I can’t describe here!
0:28:15 - Big Momma’s House & Martin Lawrence’s awful Black Knight movie
0:30:13 - Taylor and Kyle share their experiences of mask mandates in their towns
0:33:06 - Kyle’s friend Mitty and his vigilante Chris Hansen job while working Loss Prevention
0:36:38 - Useless security guards & why black security guards are the best (video reaction)
0:41:45 - PKA reacts to the legal updates of Kyle Rittenhouse and the Wisconsin scandal
0:47:23 - Intimidating Russian accents & crazy Russians drinking rubbing alcohol
0:52:51 - Woody attempts to get Macauley Culkin’s name correct for the second show in a row
0:54:35 - TV show talk: Jeopardy, Family Feud, Who Wants To Win A Millionaire & more
1:03:08 - Gaming talk: Escape From Tarkov, Black Ops Zombies & Cyberpunk 2077
1:16:45 - Kyle talks probation, what shows he’ll watch while high again & Rastafarian Judges
1:21:44 - Celebrities who made cigarettes look cool & the anti-tobacco Holywood lobby
1:25:06 - Scared straight driving classes & how atheists follow the 12-step AA program
1:31:45 - OnlyUseMeBlade talk: Having twins, getting banned from UA-cam & jager-leg
1:48:33 - Kyle’s prison chilli recipe & how to rob a bank as instructed by Taylor
1:50:46 - Celebrities who wear beanies & get follicle replacement surgery to hid their baldness
1:58:08 - Almond eyes and Asians who surgically get their eyelids altered
2:02:55 - PKA investigates the best wins and major Ls of Plastic Surgery (ft. Simon Cowell)
2:28:07 - Ad reads: The University of Colorado, Boulder & Squarespace
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2:30:58 - Patreon AMA: Was this fan correct to break up with his High School sweetheart?
2:37:42 - Creepy dudes in their 20s who date High School girls and see nothing wrong with it
2:40:44 - PKA host amnesia, PKA wagers and the celebrity mortality pool
2:46:35 - Politics talk: The 2024 Election, Trump’s legacy, the US World Police & more
2:59:43 - Woody attempts to correctly say Peter Dinklage & Macaulay Caulkin’s name again
3:01:22 - The terrifying future where everything is professionally doctored and can’t be trusted
3:05:55 - What gifts do the guys want for Christmas this year? (skateboards, socks & more)
3:10:18 - Who would be the guys’ Top 5 PKA guests of all time? (Woody rants on Elon Musk)
3:15:39 - TV show talk: Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park, The Simpsons & more
3:35:19 - Dave Chappelle explains why he should be cancelled and fans should boycott him
3:37:42 - The most absurd scenes from South Park & Taylor’s relationship with his brothers
3:42:50 - Patreon AMA: When should someone in College know their career path?
3:48:53 - Belle Delphine’s gift to the world on Christmas Day & fake loads in adult movies
3:52:34 - Patreon AMA: Are there any guys that the straight PKA hosts find attractive?
3:55:05 - Is Chris Hemsworth looking unnaturally jacked in his Instagram photos?
3:58:07 - The FPS Bootcamp, more on Chris Hemsworth’s Instagram & juiced Marvel stars
4:10:21 - Kyle calls it a show
5:30am, grinding the new call of duty, brand new PKA out...feels like 2011 again.
Gotta break out the Mountain Dew and Doritos
Same I live for the grind I need me some new attachments
same...only 2 days later, but same, brother.
Nuketown 24/7!
High T comment
Hearing Kyle do his russian accent again made my soul happy for those few seconds
Timestamp
please
@@coolcat6015 no
49:10
the prison reunion is a top 10 moment for woody this year I was wheezing
Woody has been funnier this year than any other year. I think interacting with chat during streaming is giving him extra practice
@@VCardGaming oh literally woody has gotten more chill by the month. He still spergs sometimes but I mean, it’s Woody even he expects it.
The banner says PKA 519, the title says PKA 518, and Woody ends the show saying PKA 517
And I’m high like it’s 4/20 😎
The NUMBERS MASON! What do they mean!!!??
The classic
What do you expect
Math is hard for them
Kyle is literally the definition of that friend "it's like that south park episode when" but I love it 😂
Y’all should have Brandon herrrera on he’d make a great guest and he references y’all pretty frequently
That'd legit be amazing. One of the only guests i'd like
@Wok Sipper forgot to say hypocrites as well
@@urface3015 woody himself can be pretty hypocritical at times
1000% agree
They should also ask jay cutler he would probably come on the podcast. He a super down to earth guy and really nice
Woody thank you for the volume adjustment at the beginning 🙏 it was perfect 👌
woody and his mom dude I swear
his mom is just like cartmans mom always supportive no matter what
Yea except when he was growing up and she was literally abusing him. The lady beat him with her shoes for Christ sake.
Are we gonna accept they were talking about Lumi at 2:44:00
It’s a man
@@MrChristianandstuff We need picture confirmation.
post proof please
@@ObviouslyKieran Yeah maybe someone can drop an imgur link
saving this
Happy danksgiving to the realest sweet kids!
Very thankful for these boys
Happy Thanksgiving, brothers
happy thanksgiving fren
It says this was uploaded 3 days ago but all the comments are older than the video
And you almost got the episode number right! Proud of youuu
He got it right in the layout he did his best
@@hawkssoccer03 just a little razzing, wasn’t all that serious but i hear ya 😌
@@hawkssoccer03 But then he says "PKA 517" before concluding it. Rofl
Let's gooo pka time bois
Kyle's camera quality went back 10 years
Great episode
Noided and a real sweet kid??? We have the exact same taste in everything.
Thanks
Love seeing you everywhere I go
cool seeing you here lol
BANDSTAND ALSO WATCHES PKA CONFIRMED WAVY X2 !!!!
Anyone see Brandon the AK guy give ol FPS Russia a shout out in his latest vid? Pretty cool to see, and he brought up the PKA podcast as well
Hes been trying to get on the show for a while he's a pka fan.
@@TheLoneWanderererr oh man hed be an excellent guest. I could see him becoming a regular
Same with General Sam. But why get anyway one that is actually interested in the show. Let’s get landmark and waste all of our times
Woody: "Theres gotta be a southern part of Russian near Mongolia where there's a beach." You know near Mongolia that snowy mountainous landlocked country
You'd think the fake Russian would've corrected him on the geography.
How is it possible that every single time woody brings up any current event he's wrong about every piece of it?
At least he sort of fact checked himself this time lol
How is it you still don’t know how PKA works lolol don’t come here for facts yah dumb
@@danielgenandt75 not coming for facts salty boy, just pointing out woody is consistently wrong about everything he talks about and its funny how confident he is about his ignorance.
It's been this way for years
Is Kyle slowly darkening his screen every week until he can just co-host with a black screen?
Slowly back to the OG days
Next it'll be clint eastwood in there
@@miketischer5148 I'm crying
@@miketischer5148 Or The Fuhrer
GUESS WHOS DARKER THIS WEEK
2nd time listening to this episode it gets better every time!
When they had questions about Russia I was expecting Kyle to know all the answers until I remembered it was just a character 😂
Y’all need to make sure u give woody some trail mix on the Colorado trip so he gets the full experience
you should give us the link to the videos you guys watch together so we can watch them at the same time
blade having children might be the best thing that has ever happened to him. its certainly not the worst thing thats ever happened to him. but its definitely the worst thing thats happened to the twins.
"22-16= 8-12 Mandatory"was one of the funniest quotes from this episode
The all-nighter continues!
Thought we heard the last of it from the University of Colorado but it seems they pass the vibe check.
I love the ‘’just us girls” episodes
Here we go, looking forward to this the whole week :) nice saturday morning here
Could Kyle do an entire episode in a Russian accent for nostalgic purposes😂
He should be FPS Russia for Halloween next year. I swear they look exactly alike.
Best podcast 10 years running
Dang you know you’re early when it still says under an hour when it was uploaded lol. I knew being sleep deprived was beneficial 😂🤦
I genuinely get so excited every time I see a new episode in my sub box. For example, I just noticed the new episode and punched the air with the power of a Roy Jones body shot.
You just kidney shot a ghost
My friend is a patron and sent me this link early... it feels illegal watching an episode this early haha
yOuR’e uNdEr ArReSt
You should hop back on the show. I remember you being cool
BASED
Wouldn't you have to be a patron still?
@@ChiTownGuerrilla Nah the link was just unlisted haha but I'll probably become a patron to celebrate when Kyle is no longer on probation
“What do you think this is full of” lol
Happy thanksgiving early crew, stay safe, drink some beers and eat some food!
Wait, Blade's having twins? Only from the title but can't wait
Its genuinely a scary thought.
Blade's lovely gf is the town bike of the IRL stream.
Woody saying ‘Paul Ryan’ as his choice for who makes it in 24’, really shows his political knowledge... LOL
Kristi Noem, Governor of South Dakota. Paul Ryan is retired, and isn’t liked by either party.
Woody looks more like Bob Saget every day
Newer starbucks drive throughs are crazy tech. Sounds like they standing right there
Got accepted to CU Boulder last year but decided to do grad school without moving across the country during COVID
ep 518 part 2 lol
Why did I start eating my breakfast during the plastic surgery segment
Yall really makin me wanna go to outback, I love that place.
I watch these everyday. Y’all are great
Prison reunion was the funniest idea ever
The guy that owns my pillow company building now
Bailed him out
The movie was Black Knight, my uncle was the guitarist that played in the dinner scene
2:43:00 LUMI IS A GUY!!!
honestly id find it more likely that he unsubbed when he found out she isnt a guy
@@krpajda Yeah I think he's said that he didn't mind transgender on multiple occasions
Yay now us poors get to watch!
Right! 😁
There might be a way to get it early as a broke boi like me 🤫
@@VCardGaming how
48:25 Is Kyle having fpsrussia flashbacks? 🤔
Isn't this a day early?
Their usually late I say its fair
Ah yes Woody, the famous beaches on the mongolian coast....
love the early post - thanks woody
Aye i have something to listen too first half of my shift
Best wishes to you and your family Woody. It's not uncommon for someone in a household to have Covid and others to not have it. I still live with my mom and dad. My mom had it, my dad did not and neither did I. We obviously live together, eat together everyday, my dad and I work together, and we all rode in the car together to get tested. And still, my mom had it and my dad and I didn't.
For the first time Woody actually gave the best advice on dating.
I’m hyped I had nothing to watch and now I have gold
When The boys try to make Western Russian accents they just end up sounding like Dracula 😂
gg to Brandon Herrera for basically giving PKA a shoutout.
The only podcast I'll ever watch :)
Prison reunion lol, and there's a dance XD
I feel spoiled with another episode
Woody holds a lot of grudge against Elon
3:34:45 you can tell Woody is burnt out. Spart and Homens within a few seconds lol
yall da realest podcast fr
Happy Thanksgiving pilgrims
it's kind of depressing how bad woody is with names
Thanks a lot
Can someone tell me when it's done processing?
@Pinkerton Weinstein Entertainment Thanks
I’m weak asf, kyles face when woody mispronounced Chris hemsworth 😭😭😂😂
Hearing talk about cyberpunk and it not going to pan aged poorly. Great episode guys
Like milk. 😂
I heard Chris Hemsworth may be playing Hulk Hogan sooner or later so maybe thats why hes trying to get so big.
The bits of Woody trying to say the actor's names has to be a permanent bit.
Sko buffs, hahah never thought my undergrad would sponsor the show
REST YOUR JAW KYLE
Yo was just looking for this
If you put butter on/in the turkey when cooking it, it won’t be as dry and you don’t need any gravy (just going off of how my mom said she made it)
Definitely about to see what’s up with the Red Velvet Cake from Ben & Jerry’s. I’ll lyk what I think preciate it Kal as always 👊🏼
Let’s go! Just the bois for thanksgiving. RSK
Kyle, who didn’t last 2 weeks at McDonald’s, remembers the utility of having industrial deep fryers on hand with already greasy food.
We need some prison woody memes.
Big ups
Oh look its on the correct channel this time
I believe Blades channel was taken down because his was also the 24 he cam RV6, and when the fight went down and dope district pulled Aldy out of the rv and he was rushed to the hospital....
1:18:16 Kyle holding out on Planet Earth 2 until he can smoke again. (solid move)
The moment your bowl can be packed put it on and watch the Islands episode with the lizard chase
It's amazing
Logged on high happy to be early
this episode reminds me of Friends season 6
A robot will never stick their hand in the hot fryer. I know of 3 separate incidents in my time working at McDonald's where someone dropped something in the fryer and stick their hand in it to retrieve it.
Perfect timing
Up early with it woody
When did Pyle get skinny?
Nice one boys!
My body is ready!
props to Kyle for changing his taste in BigHouse Chili
10/10
best when its just the boys.
It's hilarious how angry Woody gets at someone who doesn't adequately entertain him. People like Elon Musk because he's an interesting person that does interesting things , he's not a professional podcaster.
Long Live PKA!
BIG BOIS DO WHAT THEY WANT
I've just bought my first PC to play fallout new vegas in its entirety
You're gonna have to play a million times to do that