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Man's out there eating completely unknown crap just for us... for our entertainment. Remember the day September 23rd, 2024, boys. Remember it well. It's the day we came close to losing him.
When he mentioned the online review of that particular Taco Bell saying it should be burned down and then calling the review "inflammatory" . . . PERFECT!
The man is a vampire I'm sure of it. All these years eating fast food and he hasn't aged. To top that off he has lost weight eating this crap. Clearly he is no mere mortal.
@@FoxHills-u3s There was a comedy series about the day to day life of vampires and one of the episode shows what happens when a vampire try's to eat normal human food, The vampire ate one french fry and yea it was very graphic on what happened, and super funny. Like the Team America movie vomit sence but like 5 times worse LOL.
@@eecajledo8430 ooh, was it What We Do In The Shadows? I love that show and the hilarious projectile barfing that happens when one of them tries to eat normal food.
One thing I learned about Taco Bell is, when they were cheaper priced you learned to live with getting the wrong item. But now that they are one of the most expensive fast food companies and they STILL provide the worst service/wrong items that is no longer acceptable to give them my money.
Fast food delivery has definitely made these issues much more common. The bags are sealed to prevent theft or tampering but now no one can verify if the food is even right.
Taco Bell’s new Ai ordering caused my wife to say “I’m never coming here again”. She got so frustrated with it. It’s dumber than a rock and just kept messing up our order. Finally just had to say “attendant please”. I swear she was about to loose it. Our order was super easy which makes it even worse. 😂
😂 "Sure, you're a swell kid, and all. But Uncle Sam is calling and I gotta go. Your some dish. An A number one frail, and all that jazz, but I got to do my patriot duty, ya follah? Dry yer eyes. I plan on comin' back, toots." He talked different back in those days...remember?
I don't mind to much because they give me free meal tickets when this happens at the local jawns. It's like a mystery box, and another free mystery box
My gawd, he looks like that all the time? I thought it was a character he dressed up as for his channel. That poor man going through life looking like that.
then once every few years you think maybe it got better, but instantly get reminded how over priced and terrible it is looking nothing like advertised.
…and how! Somebody paid a lot of money for that tie at one time, but i know ReviewBrah is thrifty so he probably got it at a vintage store. Very nice 👌
I always think that when I get a wrong order. I should check the bag next time, I'd say. But then I don't. TBF the few times I have checked the back, unless it's incredibly obvious that the item is wrong, chances are I'll just be glancing around to see if everything seems to be there. The item count matches up, seems to be good, but then it's the wrong stuff when I unwrap it at home. That said, Reviewbrah might have been able to catch the wrong order if he checked. I imagine a tostada would have come in the same kind of box as the taco pizza thing taco bell has, so seeing the crunchwrap baggie would have given at least a good indication it could be wrong. And its not like he'd need to dig into the item to check further, just unfold the flap and peek inside. But yeah, this is one of those things I wish I'd learn to do better. That or, honestly, just learning to stop going to fast food.
@@jaykay6222 most taco bells just put the box meals or whatever in paper packaging or a paperbag. Hell half of them cannot get soda syrup for their location. It is a DETRIMENTAL MANAGEMENT issue bleeding into the generation of new fast food employees.
I do as well and use to even open the item to inspect, but had quit doing that. I went to McDonald's once in the past couple of years and the receipt on the bag was what I ordered. I glanced in the bag and the sticker for my additions were on the box so I paid no attention to the box itself. If I remember it turned out to be a chicken patty sandwich and not even the burger on the sticker or receipt.
Just found this gentlemens channel today and i must say, im a huge fan of the style of these videos. They just feel so, real?? Even your plug didnt feel overinflated or attention seeking as so many *content* creators i find today. Definitely checking it out and binging more of your content.
I remember several years ago when I was being interviewed for jobs at fast food places, the correct answer they were looking for was speed above everything, including accuracy.
I've long theorized that somewhere in a Taco Bell Corporate HQ meeting room, they have a dart board with a bunch of descriptor-type words (cheesy, beefy, crunchy, etc) on it. Whenever they want to introduce a 'new' item, they throw a handful of darts at the board with their eyes closed and that's the new item. Granted, some of their ideas have been pretty good (nacho fries are good, and a couple of their limited time burritos/tacos were too, but didn't stay around long enough). And with a fast food place like Taco Bell, it makes the most sense to use as many ingredients the restaurants already have on hand as possible, but I've always found some of their ideas to be a bit outlandish and 'outta left field'. Them incorporating Cheez-its is a new one to me. 😂
unless you are vegetarian like me and keep trying to order the potato items and keep being given random bizarre things. Last time I ordered 2 potato tacos and some cinnamon twists and they gave me a beef and bean burrito. The time before that they gave me a bag with 3 crunchwraps and a chicken taco Sometimes I think they mess up all orders purposely just because they know it’s a thing people say they do a lot
Tex Mex is so cheap and easy to make at home that I haven't been to a taco bell in nearly 20 years. I might go to a nice Mexican restaurant occasionally, but never a taco bell
The tie is a good tie. It sports a complimentary color scheme that vaguely matches the taco bell bag. This is the sort of tie that Tutankhamun would wear to a formal. 👍👔
It's like getting a mystery box, getting all excited for what might be in it, and then finding out it's not at all what you expected. That being said, you handled it well, all in stride, and went forth. Well done, and tons of respect. (PS: loved the tie!! Very nice!)
What a class act. I live vicariously through you, Brah. I don't eat fast food, and yet I can still experience all the disappointment. If our paths ever cross, I'd love to buy you lunch - that doesn’t come in a bag. ✌️&❤️
I'm glad you were able to take the little hiccup with your order in stride 😊 I love that tie! It's unique and looks great on you! Have a good day, reviewbrah ❤
When they get my order wrong it’s just another day. When they get the audience’s order wrong by way of The Report of the Week, it’s freakin’ scandalous! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
My wife always customize her orders and I TELL HER... Look, Taco Bell will get your order wrong regardless, but asking for a custom order and expecting it to be correct is mind-boggling. The more specific you get, the more wrong the order will be.
@@notsoseriousmoonlight What’s even more disturbing is the additives that come in packets to mix with the food to keep it out for over 16 hours, including the meat which comes in bags, and cheese that sits in boxes in an un-refrigerated room. The main cook, himself, said he wouldn’t eat it.
"Not checking the bag". I am from New Zealand and was in the US as a Tourist some years ago. I was bemused to see people handed their Drive-Thru order, then everyone waited as the people in the car checked the bags. One car didnt matter much, but I noted most did, and it added up. This was unheard of in New Zealand. However, I note it's more prevalent hear now. So after several wrong orders I now do the same. Methodically check for each item, before driving on.
“ You’ve got to be kidding me.’’ Removes from the huge bag ,huge wrapper, tiny food item….’’that’s Taco Bell for you.’’ Once again, BIG PROMISE small delivery Taco Bell.😡
And this kids, is why you get out of the chair, into your car and go get the food yourself, STOP USING DELIVERY FOR EVERYTHING, and save some serious cash too
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My disappointment with taco bell is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
you got a better crunch wrap then most of us!! be greatful!!😂😂
🙈🙉🙊
Trim your nails and I might consider it
Thanks for the review and the laughs RB! That tie is very nice! Looking good 👍
"I can't tell what it is, it tastes like everything else"" is the most accurate Taco Bell review ever.
😂😂😂
No point in reviewing fast food anymore when everything just tastes the same
Spicy goin in spicy goin out
Thats pretty much same for REAL mexican food..same taste but different ingredient holding structures
It's basically the same ingredients every time, it's just in various formats.
His appearance just screams integrity and respectability. If my daughter brought him home, I would give it my blessings immediately.
then he would give *you* a withering review
If she your daughter brought him home, she would be the one needing your blessing
Not with them nails 😂😂
He? That's a leap.
@@Seamus430 Hey Gigachad, how 'bout you take one?
"Whatever this is, it's going in" thank you for your service
We need a new t with this on it 😅
@@sarahmallory5592 absolutely…new t, new t, new t
Man's out there eating completely unknown crap just for us... for our entertainment. Remember the day September 23rd, 2024, boys. Remember it well. It's the day we came close to losing him.
I love how he apologizes to us for their mistake... a true gentleman 💙
When he mentioned the online review of that particular Taco Bell saying it should be burned down and then calling the review "inflammatory" . . . PERFECT!
Oh my Gordita, that’s funny!!!
All that he needed to do was mention fire sauce...😁
I remember first meeting Review Brah at a local New York deli in 1925. Glad to see he is still doing well. Love his fast food reviews!
The man is a vampire I'm sure of it. All these years eating fast food and he hasn't aged. To top that off he has lost weight eating this crap. Clearly he is no mere mortal.
@@FoxHills-u3s There was a comedy series about the day to day life of vampires and one of the episode shows what happens when a vampire try's to eat normal human food, The vampire ate one french fry and yea it was very graphic on what happened, and super funny. Like the Team America movie vomit sence but like 5 times worse LOL.
@@eecajledo8430 ooh, was it What We Do In The Shadows? I love that show and the hilarious projectile barfing that happens when one of them tries to eat normal food.
😂
@@eecajledo8430 lol I bet that was funny as hell
One thing I learned about Taco Bell is, when they were cheaper priced you learned to live with getting the wrong item. But now that they are one of the most expensive fast food companies and they STILL provide the worst service/wrong items that is no longer acceptable to give them my money.
Fast food delivery has definitely made these issues much more common. The bags are sealed to prevent theft or tampering but now no one can verify if the food is even right.
@smittyjjensin558 yep yet a driver will still get a bad rating
Taco Bell is the only place I can order the same thing but always get something different
Big facts. Might as well eat at home. Same prices now!
@@stonefox9124You must not go to dunkin lol
"An elegant reviewer, from a more civilized time..."
"....before the dark times...the Taco Bell times."
Just once I wish he'd dress up for these.
🤵♂️
I hope one of these days he films an episode and he’s just wearing a kigurumi or a Bape hoodie or something stupid like that.
Just once I wish he'd be naked for these.
Lmao
Seriously! Bring a little class and dignity to these important proceedings.
Taco Bell’s new Ai ordering caused my wife to say “I’m never coming here again”. She got so frustrated with it. It’s dumber than a rock and just kept messing up our order. Finally just had to say “attendant please”. I swear she was about to loose it. Our order was super easy which makes it even worse. 😂
I'd never come back to a place that had AI taking the order
His disappointment is immeasurable and his day is ruined
Taco bell will rue this day
😂😂. How can Taco Bell 🔔 get Better ? Hire This Man as CEO ❤️✅
As is mine!!!😅
@@katelynb2913 my day is ruined 😠. I used to love Taco Bell 🛎️ since 1968
Shut up
If aliens ever come to Earth I have the most faith in The Report of the Week to speak for human kind and represent Earth.
I love your imagination 👍🤣👽
Underrated comment
When hima s visit other planets, we will send clones of Lord brah to judge them
Reviewbrah and I were married in 1943 in Seattle. He left for the war in 1944. I never saw him again , now here he is!❤
😂
"Sure, you're a swell kid, and all. But Uncle Sam is calling and I gotta go.
Your some dish. An A number one frail, and all that jazz, but I got to do my patriot duty, ya follah?
Dry yer eyes. I plan on comin' back, toots."
He talked different back in those days...remember?
@@razor6552 he had a a little rougher edge back then. Although, always a gentleman!
@@Dee-ps3um
😅
Well, him and Judge Fleischer are both the most dapper men on the UA-cams
The way he says "Cheez. It." every time brings joy to my heart.
Yes!
WHeat Thins!
makes me think of bender...
You have a 50/50 chance of getting what you order at Taco Bell. This is not 50/50 for the whole order, this is 50/50 per item.
Yup 😂😂😂😂
I don't mind to much because they give me free meal tickets when this happens at the local jawns.
It's like a mystery box, and another free mystery box
FACTS
Even if im a black lady with a weiner?
FACTS
One day it will be Reviewbrah's 60th birthday and on that day he will still look 16
My gawd, he looks like that all the time? I thought it was a character he dressed up as for his channel. That poor man going through life looking like that.
He is 60... centuries old.
@@allengator1914but that’s his signature style! How people dress is a personal preference, and I for one really appreciate his style
@@allengator1914 It's not nice to project personal issues onto others.
How old is Reviewbrah?
The ancient Egyptian tie goes hard bruh
For real!
Why would you wear a rope around your neck as a decoration???.
They owe me $2 for the bean burrito I never received.
I've been 100% convinced at this point that Taco Bell is not in any way interested in having me as a customer.
then once every few years you think maybe it got better, but instantly get reminded how over priced and terrible it is looking nothing like advertised.
@@3949zxcvbnm My biggest issue has always been disrespect from the staff.
I’d hate to be a manager of any establishment within driving distance of John’s house, the pressure is immense
I appreciate the authenticity on display. This isn't just a review of an individual item, but a review of the entire ordering experience.
happy monday Reviewbrah, thank you for being there for me these last 10 years 🙏
Very nice to see some love the RB. He is always getting some rude, unappreciative remarks.
The quintessential taco bell experience, opening your take out bag and finding out the order is completely wrong
My grandson plans to be a taco for Halloween. I’ll be disappointed if he turns out to be a burrito.
😂
😂
"I can't tell what it is, it tastes like everything else" - absolutely nailed everything on the Taco Bell menu!
Only the textures and level of disgust change.
@@FoxHills-u3s😂😂😂🏆
That tie reveal was the biggest plot twist of 2024.
…and how! Somebody paid a lot of money for that tie at one time, but i know ReviewBrah is thrifty so he probably got it at a vintage store. Very nice 👌
This is why i never drive away from the window until i check my order.
I always think that when I get a wrong order. I should check the bag next time, I'd say. But then I don't. TBF the few times I have checked the back, unless it's incredibly obvious that the item is wrong, chances are I'll just be glancing around to see if everything seems to be there. The item count matches up, seems to be good, but then it's the wrong stuff when I unwrap it at home.
That said, Reviewbrah might have been able to catch the wrong order if he checked. I imagine a tostada would have come in the same kind of box as the taco pizza thing taco bell has, so seeing the crunchwrap baggie would have given at least a good indication it could be wrong. And its not like he'd need to dig into the item to check further, just unfold the flap and peek inside.
But yeah, this is one of those things I wish I'd learn to do better. That or, honestly, just learning to stop going to fast food.
But I need the food so my brain works enough to think of that! It's like catching wind in a net.
@@jaykay6222 most taco bells just put the box meals or whatever in paper packaging or a paperbag. Hell half of them cannot get soda syrup for their location. It is a DETRIMENTAL MANAGEMENT issue bleeding into the generation of new fast food employees.
and for a location owned by PEPSI they ought to have soda syrup. *Mcalla alabama if taco bell reads it*
I do as well and use to even open the item to inspect, but had quit doing that. I went to McDonald's once in the past couple of years and the receipt on the bag was what I ordered. I glanced in the bag and the sticker for my additions were on the box so I paid no attention to the box itself. If I remember it turned out to be a chicken patty sandwich and not even the burger on the sticker or receipt.
This guy needs secret service protection. 😂
This man is the most dapper man on UA-cam, period.
Absolutely, other than those fingernails
Truth
I've come to love those fingernails.
If loving Reviewbrah is WRONG …THEN I DONT WANNA BE RIGHT !🙌🏻🙌🏻
😂
The cycle of not checking the bags continue.
"Whatever this is... it's going in.." lmao
Poor RB
😂
Fast food employees following extremely simple instructions level: impossible
I remember in the late 90s early 00's when Taco Bell used to have the best kids meals. 2 tacos, nachos, cinnamon twists, a drink and a toy.
Just found this gentlemens channel today and i must say, im a huge fan of the style of these videos. They just feel so, real??
Even your plug didnt feel overinflated or attention seeking as so many *content* creators i find today. Definitely checking it out and binging more of your content.
Totally agree. He is a real gem!!! I love his podcasts and radio shows!!!
That must be the most creative description of beef I've ever heard..."soup with chunks of material floating around in it" 😊
hahaha
That was brutal. 😂
It was freakin FIRE 🔥
Any sentence that starts with “Taco Bell… they did it again” never inspires a lot of confidence. 😬
Taco Bell handed me the wrong bag of food. I realized that they did and told them. They handed me another bag. Which was still not my order…
It's like winning a prize bag at the carnival.
You kept them both, right?
@@logangodofcandy Yep.
Thats why they tape up the bag, delay the inevitable disappointment lol
😂😂😂
Right 👍🤣
I remember several years ago when I was being interviewed for jobs at fast food places, the correct answer they were looking for was speed above everything, including accuracy.
13:56 would love to see the occasional outfit review/explanation. loved the tie and the rest of the ensemble.
I've long theorized that somewhere in a Taco Bell Corporate HQ meeting room, they have a dart board with a bunch of descriptor-type words (cheesy, beefy, crunchy, etc) on it. Whenever they want to introduce a 'new' item, they throw a handful of darts at the board with their eyes closed and that's the new item.
Granted, some of their ideas have been pretty good (nacho fries are good, and a couple of their limited time burritos/tacos were too, but didn't stay around long enough). And with a fast food place like Taco Bell, it makes the most sense to use as many ingredients the restaurants already have on hand as possible, but I've always found some of their ideas to be a bit outlandish and 'outta left field'. Them incorporating Cheez-its is a new one to me. 😂
Your comment took me out😂 Yeah, corporate is indeed ,INSANE!
To be fair, it's kind of impossible to get the "wrong" thing at Taco Bell. Tortillas with meat and cheese are all they have.
Lol
unless you are vegetarian like me and keep trying to order the potato items and keep being given random bizarre things.
Last time I ordered 2 potato tacos and some cinnamon twists and they gave me a beef and bean burrito. The time before that they gave me a bag with 3 crunchwraps and a chicken taco
Sometimes I think they mess up all orders purposely just because they know it’s a thing people say they do a lot
@@AKayfabeI'm also vegetarian, and they are so bad about giving random meat items unrelated to what I ordered.
So many phrases in this one fit Taco Smell very well. Maybe my favorite here was "Whatever this is, it's going in."
Your ancient Egyptian print tie is awesome! and the random talk made my day!♥
I agree.
Same, tie and talk 👍
God put Mexican food trucks in this country for a reason. TACO BELL is the reason!!
Well said 👏
Man that part in your hair could cut a diamond! 🤌
Tex Mex is so cheap and easy to make at home that I haven't been to a taco bell in nearly 20 years. I might go to a nice Mexican restaurant occasionally, but never a taco bell
Right when you slid that out of the package my first thought was, "taco bell is the same in different locations." You win some and you lose some.
That tie is cool af dude
Honestly, this guy needs to have his own suit line at Sak’s….
He picks good ties
That tie!!! Sharp looking 👍
The tie is a good tie. It sports a complimentary color scheme that vaguely matches the taco bell bag. This is the sort of tie that Tutankhamun would wear to a formal. 👍👔
It's like getting a mystery box, getting all excited for what might be in it, and then finding out it's not at all what you expected. That being said, you handled it well, all in stride, and went forth. Well done, and tons of respect. (PS: loved the tie!! Very nice!)
What a class act. I live vicariously through you, Brah. I don't eat fast food, and yet I can still experience all the disappointment. If our paths ever cross, I'd love to buy you lunch - that doesn’t come in a bag. ✌️&❤️
I'm glad you were able to take the little hiccup with your order in stride 😊 I love that tie! It's unique and looks great on you! Have a good day, reviewbrah ❤
i love that he has a biased hate towards taco bell but still tries it expecting a different outcome truly insane 😂😂
And they seal the bag, so its harder for you to call them out when they inevitably mess up your order.
Ha! That's Taco Bell for you. LOVE the tie.
Protect this man at all costs. He is one of the VERY FEW channels and social media that is positive and enjoyable left in today’s world.
True that ‼️
“Whatever this is, it’s goin’ in”……..typical Taco Bell 🤣
A valuable lesson in checking the bag. "Whatever it is, it's going in." Thanks for taking one for the team, Review Brah ✌️👍
When they get my order wrong it’s just another day. When they get the audience’s order wrong by way of The Report of the Week, it’s freakin’ scandalous! My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
at least his disappointment wasn't immeasurable.
and his day wasn't ruined.
This guy looks exactly like a baby bird that just hatched 😮😮
Mmmmm $7 box is the best. Your reaction when you opened the wrapper was priceless. 😆 you are hilarious. Keep up the good work brother.
Don't worry, this is pretty much the standard Taco Bell drive thru experience.
He is the most wholesome human I’ve ever seen. ♥️
One minute and I am ON IT.
That's a beautiful tie, all things considered.
Best one so far 👌
My wife always customize her orders and I TELL HER... Look, Taco Bell will get your order wrong regardless, but asking for a custom order and expecting it to be correct is mind-boggling. The more specific you get, the more wrong the order will be.
The old inverse ratio trick
Dude I LOVE the Egyptian tie so much. Solid choice brother ✨
For real, easily one of my favorites.
Fr
It's amazing how he hasn't aged a day since he first came to prominence with his hit song "Royals."
I worked at a Taco Bell for eight hours once. The food for the walk-in patrons was sitting there for over that eight hours on lukewarm.
Oh... 😵💫
@@notsoseriousmoonlight What’s even more disturbing is the additives that come in packets to mix with the food to keep it out for over 16 hours, including the meat which comes in bags, and cheese that sits in boxes in an un-refrigerated room. The main cook, himself, said he wouldn’t eat it.
Oh nooo
@@TheParticlesWereConsumed That explains why so many people get diarrhea from eating there. Disgusting!
And there's me nearly having a meltdown when they gave me a medium cup instead of large cup. ("I paid 20 cents extra for it!")
😂
your pancreas thanks you 😂
The amount of times Taco Bell has screwed up his order is immeasurable. I'm disappointed and my day is ruined.
You have done this and been around long enough to know that expression “They F you at the drive thru “ is valid and warranted :)
Taco Bell bring back the Mexi melt, I implore you.
You looking for new and innovative ways for them to screw it up?
Im that ahole that doesn't leave until I check my food. This is why. 🤣
“It was a happy accident”. The Bob Ross of The Report of the Week.
Love your channel !!
“Inflammatory, perhaps in the literal sense”
An albino beauty "eats-out" (GONE WRONG)
Rat-man.
@@Retdf-e8s World's most lovable Albino Sewer Rat.
Disgusting how casual references to porn titles is an actual joke format for men online.
Lol
Your mom ain’t on this review
"Not checking the bag".
I am from New Zealand and was in the US as a Tourist some years ago. I was bemused to see people handed their Drive-Thru order, then everyone waited as the people in the car checked the bags. One car didnt matter much, but I noted most did, and it added up.
This was unheard of in New Zealand. However, I note it's more prevalent hear now. So after several wrong orders I now do the same. Methodically check for each item, before driving on.
"This little paste here - that's the Cheez-it."
Yeah, imma pass on this one
Don't apologize - we always appreciate your reviews! Stay awesome!!!
"The Taco is immeasurable, but the Bell is far from ruined." - Irish proverb (unknown).
Noooo, they didn’t even get his order right! Typical Taco Bell 😡
Duuuuuude!!!! Killin' it AGAIN with the tie game!! That one definitely deserved a full display~ Love it!! 🤩💖
This is why you always check your order before you pull off
"those inflammatory, perhaps in a literal sense, comments..." hahahhahaha
“ You’ve got to be kidding me.’’ Removes from the huge bag ,huge wrapper, tiny food item….’’that’s Taco Bell for you.’’ Once again, BIG PROMISE small delivery Taco Bell.😡
$3.65? That is enough food to fill you up the same as a $7-10 fast food burger choice. Glad you mentioned the price.
This is the most accurate Taco Bell review ever posted
That tie was so long, i was late for work
Taco Bell employees were like: "Listen, you really don't want the tostada version. Trust us."
Our Reviewbrah manages to glean and pluck out a flicker of gold amidst the maelstrom.
I don't want a cheezit tostada! I just want a Doritos tostada!
Fast food establishments never cease to disappoint haha
Watch chris porter standup talking about taco bell he sums it up perfectly 😂
Just like my Taco Bell Kids get $15 per hour and don't give a crap. I complain to the manager but she's 16
I would let them know they messed up.make these restaurants accountable.!!
And this kids, is why you get out of the chair, into your car and go get the food yourself, STOP USING DELIVERY FOR EVERYTHING, and save some serious cash too