Did Taco Bell Just Release The BEST Fast Food Dessert?

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  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2025

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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
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    • @nakoda787
      @nakoda787 4 місяці тому +4

      Hi! Can you do the banana pudding milkshake from CFA?

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      @jamesross824 4 місяці тому +5

      Review Brah fast food in getting so expensive and the quality sucks.

    • @heerrjj
      @heerrjj 4 місяці тому

      Would love to see a monthly update of your acceptable fast food releases

    • @gingyberrie
      @gingyberrie 4 місяці тому

      gross.
      there .

    • @reggiemanconnaughton6822
      @reggiemanconnaughton6822 4 місяці тому +2

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  • @novaskyzero
    @novaskyzero 4 місяці тому +4299

    Theres something about this man eating an Italian desert from a Mexican inspired restaurant during a thunderstorm all while wearing a suit.

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 4 місяці тому +76

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
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    • @raidensnake9471016
      @raidensnake9471016 4 місяці тому +75

      Feels like a David Lynch movie! 😂

    • @darkpatches
      @darkpatches 4 місяці тому +48

      Something in the way he chews... attracts me like no other review brah.

    • @eddtru
      @eddtru 4 місяці тому +23

      Never eat an Italian desert, it will make you dry.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +10

      I know! The irony! Taco Bell doesn’t deserve that level of dedication.

  • @vh4355
    @vh4355 4 місяці тому +531

    Most Expensive Gelato at Walmart in my area: $5.48 for 1 pint (16 oz)
    Taco Bell Baja Blast Gelato: $3.99 for 3.9 oz, is $16.00 for 1 pint (~16 oz)
    They can take thier premade, prepackaged "Special Edition" and shove it up their burrito.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +7

      @@vh4355 LMAO

    • @greenfaery25
      @greenfaery25 4 місяці тому +26

      This is limited time only though

    • @finnthehuman5260
      @finnthehuman5260 4 місяці тому +7

      Goated comment

    • @Moose-Nut
      @Moose-Nut 4 місяці тому +13

      I can't believe they made you buy it... Id be mad too

    • @patricklippert8345
      @patricklippert8345 4 місяці тому +25

      Feel like this could be reverse engineered easily. Despite being called gelato it's more like a Baja Blast sherbet.

  • @Han0verfist.23
    @Han0verfist.23 4 місяці тому +1631

    You just know every fast food company is scrambling to make a product this man likes.

    • @dotxyn
      @dotxyn 4 місяці тому +129

      Could you imagine working drive-thru and TheReportOfTheWeek pulls up?

    • @XaoFakeNick
      @XaoFakeNick 4 місяці тому +12

      I know. We are not worthy.

    • @NoBro_NBK21
      @NoBro_NBK21 4 місяці тому

      ​@@dotxynthat would be crazy

    • @demoral3030
      @demoral3030 4 місяці тому +21

      @@dotxyn *Sweating intensifies*

    • @owene2530
      @owene2530 4 місяці тому +13

      They literally bend to his every whim

  • @vortexoverdrive9385
    @vortexoverdrive9385 4 місяці тому +108

    "I'm such a rebel and there's nothing you can do about it" took me TF out! Spoken like a true wild man cowboy!

  • @thermitelogic
    @thermitelogic 4 місяці тому +590

    "I'm such a rebel and there's nothing you can do about it!" got me good...Never change reviewbrah

  • @ptralx3122
    @ptralx3122 4 місяці тому +272

    “It’s to make you feel special not to bombard you stuff” 😂😂😂😂 his sarcastic humor is OUT of this WORLD

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 4 місяці тому +1376

    The "spoon" is half the size of the cup, you're knuckles deep after one bite, you may as well lick the thing. "Honestly, I thought there was going to be a little more in there" Is Taco Bells legacy.

    • @NinetiesSatire
      @NinetiesSatire 4 місяці тому +55

      We can only hope this leads to a product inside a proper grocery store, since Taco Bell is rather fond of having products in stores, even if before this year, it was mostly kits to make tacos, crunchwraps. Baja Blast anything has to sell well, especially when it's a non-bizarre product like a gelato.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +20

      NEVER ENOUGH is Taco Bell’s motto 😂

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +4

      @@NinetiesSatire yes, grocery store Taco Bell tastes nothing like Taco Bell fast food.

    • @aBerlin1945
      @aBerlin1945 4 місяці тому +2

      @@NinetiesSatire That's what she said.

    • @troypowers750
      @troypowers750 4 місяці тому +7

      Those spoons are fairly typical for those small cups. Sometimes, it's just glorified sticks. But, yeah, the meals aren't exactly filling.

  • @johndillon8051
    @johndillon8051 4 місяці тому +111

    I prefer the natural wooden canoe-paddle feeding devises that we would get in elementary school when ice cream was served on special occasions.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 4 місяці тому +8

      special occasions (a single scoop or less of the cheapest most flavorless ice cream you've ever seen,scrape it up with a little chunk of wood)

    • @TheHarryLizardd
      @TheHarryLizardd 4 місяці тому +19

      Spoon had more flavor than the ice cream

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +1

      @@johndillon8051 🤣

    • @genericalfishtycoon3853
      @genericalfishtycoon3853 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@TheHarryLizardd Would give the ice cream to my buddy, but I'd keep the spoon... Pencils had nothing on those bad boards.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 4 місяці тому +5

      I can only taste the spoon and the paper container 😭😩

  • @XaoFakeNick
    @XaoFakeNick 4 місяці тому +736

    If you are new here please read:
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    5.- We are not worthy.
    Now you are set, enjoy the video.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +20

      DUDE! You rock! 😂

    • @Lordxzamasu
      @Lordxzamasu 4 місяці тому +6

      Glazer🍩

    • @troywarner9546
      @troywarner9546 4 місяці тому +10

      nailed it!

    • @Bwalston910
      @Bwalston910 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Lordxzamasu I'm worried what does the donut mean...

    • @ChocolateDonut333
      @ChocolateDonut333 4 місяці тому +12

      Been following 6 years now. I dont even see the things I used to. He's the same as me and all of us. I happen to keep my nails long too because I also find it insanely uncomfortable to have them very short.

  • @l.shepard45
    @l.shepard45 4 місяці тому +176

    I don't really eat fast food, and you don't inspire me to run out and buy the items you review but your existence is 100% so that's why I tune in. much love!

    • @JWD1992
      @JWD1992 4 місяці тому +10

      Given how many crappy things he has had to try lately, these videos can effectively discourage someone from eating fast food, haha. I love it but don't really eat it anymore. If I get a craving, I'll just pull up the latest video of poor Reviewbrah getting ripped off in service to us.

    • @maryanderson2759
      @maryanderson2759 4 місяці тому +4

      Same here. I’d rather go hungry than eat at a fast food restaurant any more.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +6

      He takes the hit, financially and gastronomically, so we poor knaves can decide if we really want to get fast food or stay home and eat our gruel. 💀

    • @akafume
      @akafume 4 місяці тому

      @@maryanderson2759i hope this comes true for you and you eat your words clown

    • @donaldpump3072
      @donaldpump3072 3 місяці тому

      Me either I enjoy watching this delightful man do reviews.

  • @Magicnaners
    @Magicnaners 4 місяці тому +509

    I was genuinely outraged when I opened the bag and saw the actual size of the container, all the photos I'd seen made it look like half a pint not slightly bigger than a kcup. $4 is ridiculous.

    • @mrdeckard1076
      @mrdeckard1076 4 місяці тому +68

      It’s $4.99 … so basically 5 bucks. Insanely overpriced once I noticed the actual size

    • @margaretmanz2030
      @margaretmanz2030 4 місяці тому +22

      Half a cup is 4 ounces. This is 3.6 ounces = a few tablespoons.

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 4 місяці тому +14

      I was curious to get it yesterday then saw the price and was like nope

    • @benjamintillema3572
      @benjamintillema3572 4 місяці тому +17

      The size of a Play-Dough

    • @jasonmp85
      @jasonmp85 4 місяці тому +11

      What size do people think a gelato serving is

  • @dingus6317
    @dingus6317 4 місяці тому +28

    Hey thanks for being a light of joy in these dark times. I know you probably also have your own troubles behind the scenes, but the fact you always come back with the suit and smile is much appreciated

    • @Jeanie1107
      @Jeanie1107 4 місяці тому +2

      I couldn't have said it better. I love this man.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +2

      Profound respect for this encouraging,empathic and articulate comment! I love this man too!

  • @heerrjj
    @heerrjj 4 місяці тому +193

    Protect brah at all costs. His reviews are gold. His pimento chick-fil-a review actually had me going out and trying it. He was 100% right. Thanks brah!

  • @Valfaun
    @Valfaun 4 місяці тому +23

    i only discovered this channel a few days ago, but i absolutely love that quite possibly the most dapper looking man i've ever seen reviews fast food products.
    i don't even actually care about the reviews because none of that food is available where i live, i just enjoy the presentation

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 4 місяці тому +6

      Fast food has nothing to offer anymore,it's all about the man in the suit.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +5

      The man in the suit and his razor sharp sarcasm 👍

  • @Heightsomethinghuman
    @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +208

    Trying it with the ‘feeding device’ , whilst keeping a spoon handy ‘because I’m such a rebel.’ I’m dying here 🤣 Reviewbrah is on fire today 🔥 And I’m here for it😂😂😂

    • @NahBNah
      @NahBNah 4 місяці тому +2

      What else would you be here for? A Costco review? A movie review? PS - quite the zesty comment

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +6

      Love when the Brah is zesty! 👍

  • @Guts-DemonSlayer
    @Guts-DemonSlayer 4 місяці тому +5

    I have been keeping up with you for at least 10 years and I have never been disappointed with your reviews. Thank you and I hope you and your channel continue to thrive.

  • @Vociferous
    @Vociferous 4 місяці тому +193

    Just had one. First, it's more icee/Italian Ice than gelato. Second, slight flavor at first, gets stronger as you go. Third, $4 is crazy.
    Fun gimmick, that's about it.

    • @jamesross824
      @jamesross824 4 місяці тому +16

      Fast food restaurants are sub par and overpriced.

    • @Daddygetshardoffjay
      @Daddygetshardoffjay 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@jamesross824 get the app. Taco bells luxe box is a steal. Chalupa,5 layer burrito,double stacker,nachos, and large drink for 7 bucks. Plus if u got the app u get a free item as well

    • @breezedarkstorm666
      @breezedarkstorm666 4 місяці тому +3

      Looks like lime sherbert.

    • @ChocolateDonut333
      @ChocolateDonut333 4 місяці тому +2

      5. Dollars after tax and all. That's the worst part. It's not even a real gelato too..

    • @flurmple5587
      @flurmple5587 4 місяці тому +4

      ⁠​⁠@@DaddygetshardoffjayGot a Taco Bell down the street from my house and that luxe box has come in clutch when I’m trying to eat out for cheap. It’s actually such a good deal for 7 dollars in today’s economy I hardly see anyone else talk about it.

  • @jennybarron1184
    @jennybarron1184 4 місяці тому +4

    You are always a refreshing experience. Polite, genteel, informative, positive even when the review is negative - somehow you manage to make the cutting slices manageable in your decorum. How can anyone refute your experience when presented so coherently and respectably? Thanks for being you John.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +1

      @@jennybarron1184 I couldn’t have said it better, thank you.

  • @matthewreist6530
    @matthewreist6530 4 місяці тому +683

    Put this man in the next avengers movie

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 4 місяці тому +27

      He's the Robert Downey Jr of food reviews.

    • @JaredLowry
      @JaredLowry 4 місяці тому +5

      Really good swarma

    • @darkpatches
      @darkpatches 4 місяці тому +21

      Snaps his long, uncut finger-nailed, inhuman fingers... and your fast food stocks drop in value by half.

    • @mikenonameneeded3485
      @mikenonameneeded3485 4 місяці тому +1

      For sure

    • @RemainAnArtist
      @RemainAnArtist 4 місяці тому +3

      Retroactively edit him into all the past ones, too.

  • @77shawnie
    @77shawnie 4 місяці тому +32

    Don't ever stop being you. You're different in a refreshing and original way. Try not to ever listen to hateful words coming from empty heads.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому

      @@77shawnie Thank you for speaking up for a man that only wants to save us the expense and possible food poisoning of bad fast food! And the reviews are always entertainingly hilarious 😁

  • @Reelslifereactions
    @Reelslifereactions 4 місяці тому +95

    I think a Baja Blast drink with the ice cream would do well. Something similar to a Root Beer float.

    • @halien6384
      @halien6384 4 місяці тому +14

      i remember a few years ago taco bell had this pineapple slush drink that was swirled with vanilla ice cream. I think they should do a baja blast version of that.

    • @Reelslifereactions
      @Reelslifereactions 4 місяці тому

      @@halien6384 That sounds great.

    • @RichWeigel
      @RichWeigel 4 місяці тому

      That actually sounds yummy as I push my cart past the ice cream at Safeway...

    • @nilsnyman6767
      @nilsnyman6767 4 місяці тому +4

      You could call it an Island Float!
      TM & Reg.# 72137
      Now you can't....lol,

    • @christian3514
      @christian3514 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂 nice one already patented​@@nilsnyman6767

  • @GhostManBrandonDDpre
    @GhostManBrandonDDpre 4 місяці тому +3

    Mate, you are an internet pop culture icon. You look like you are about to name the killer (the thunder storm is appropriate) and that tie is class. Cheers

  • @mdeblazz
    @mdeblazz 4 місяці тому +561

    17:57 ive never wanted to be a notepad more in my life.

  • @omegis13
    @omegis13 4 місяці тому +22

    I think a Baja Blast float may have been a better choice. A scoop of vanilla ice cream is all it would need.

  • @peppermintpsaki1157
    @peppermintpsaki1157 4 місяці тому +24

    9:33 “I’m such a rebel, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” And nor would we ever want to 🥰

  • @debragee4269
    @debragee4269 4 місяці тому +64

    The brown spot: “No, I’m not going to taste that…” Cracked me up!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +1

      @@debragee4269 Me too!🤣 He anticipated the comment before it arrived, but someone will say it anyway!

    • @SevenTailedWolf72
      @SevenTailedWolf72 4 місяці тому +2

      Me too!

  • @Heightsomethinghuman
    @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +9

    Agree it does seem like a one and done item. The ‘taking a picture holding it to show your family’ , and the ‘won’t be camping out with a sleeping bag to get another one’. Off the charts funny man‼️ You have made my day! Thanks for making me laugh so hard i had to stop the vid numerous times just to get through to the final verdict. You’re the best ReviewBrah!!!

  • @riffdex
    @riffdex 4 місяці тому +21

    “Omg, the guy who just pulled up for his online order is Review Brah”
    “Quick, grab the one container with a random stain on it”

    • @mikebruce17
      @mikebruce17 4 місяці тому +3

      It was the least stained cup in the joint.

  • @FloralAndFire
    @FloralAndFire 4 місяці тому +25

    I'm now calling spoons 'feeding devices'. Love this lol.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +2

      This review was dripping with witty phraseology! Enjoyed every minute 😂

  • @AimlessStranger
    @AimlessStranger 4 місяці тому +3

    Dude, I'm fallin' in love with this channel. There's just something about it.

  • @VincentVader
    @VincentVader 4 місяці тому +167

    I saw it & thought about getting one, but $3.99 is ridiculously high for that.

    • @jennah1191
      @jennah1191 4 місяці тому +15

      3.99 is way too high I agree!

    • @GTRRSS
      @GTRRSS 4 місяці тому +16

      I’m so sick of fast food being expensive bro it’s ridiculous!

    • @johnbogg7395
      @johnbogg7395 4 місяці тому +2

      Two fifty at best.

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 4 місяці тому +1

      No it's not

    • @winterbunnie6513
      @winterbunnie6513 4 місяці тому +2

      @@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDfor how small it is? Yes, yes it is. It’s too expensive

  • @tedroddy
    @tedroddy 4 місяці тому +27

    10:59 on the edge of my seat waiting for the verdict

  • @DemonicAngel-g2s
    @DemonicAngel-g2s 4 місяці тому +119

    "Lot of people have uh, expressed some grievances. They've said look at how small the thing is."
    "And uh, it is understandable, it's small. It's tiny as a matter of fact."
    Imagine that used out of context. 😂

    • @ralphnewcomejr
      @ralphnewcomejr 4 місяці тому +1

      Oh yeah, THAT could be SERIOUSLY worked in a partially heard conversation too!!😂

    • @Allaiya.
      @Allaiya. 3 місяці тому

      I literally just got to that part when reading your comment lol

  • @DumbBaka1234
    @DumbBaka1234 4 місяці тому +5

    Thank you Review Brah🙏. You just saved me from failing my test tomorrow. I was getting really tired but needed to study more so I turned on your videos. Then this came up and game me a shot of energy and I immediately went to get some taco bell and I loved it with my grilled cheese burrito. You are the reason I will pass tomorrow. I know you probably won't see this but thank you so much.

  • @davidrollins8701
    @davidrollins8701 4 місяці тому +4

    I absolutely love his channel. I honestly didn’t ‘get it’ at first, but the more I watch, the more that I want to watch. He’s different, but the more I think about it; I think we are all a bit ‘different.’ I’m a total fan.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому

      @@davidrollins8701 it’s addictive, his reviews are reliable and his humor is razor sharp - I’m spending an hour laughing just reading the comments!

  • @timmerdonkey
    @timmerdonkey 4 місяці тому +2

    this guy has such subtle humor, he's very funny. perfect platform for him, don't know if he'd do well at stand up but he's funny

  • @rpm773
    @rpm773 4 місяці тому +54

    It's green sherbet in a dixie cup, with a bunch of red tape to work through to acquire it

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +4

      Woohoo! Nailed it!

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 4 місяці тому

      Precisely, couldn't have phrased it better.

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 4 місяці тому +1

      You forgot to mention "grossly overpriced" in your summary. XD

    • @herelieskittythomas3726
      @herelieskittythomas3726 4 місяці тому

      Data harvesting, imagine the amount of money they receive selling the data. All you get is a child's size fun cup and it wasn't even free.

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 4 місяці тому

      Green sherbet in a Dixie cup sounds good right about now 😋

  • @DystopianSimulation47
    @DystopianSimulation47 4 місяці тому +10

    10:15 oh i thought you were feeding it to me, and I leaned forward, lol.

  • @bwest6275
    @bwest6275 4 місяці тому +55

    “It tastes alright 😐” @14:34

  • @WesleyAPEX
    @WesleyAPEX 4 місяці тому +2

    Gelato translates to Ice cream in italian. It’s a fancy way of saying you paid 30% more for ice cream because they called it gelato.

  • @dankingjr.2088
    @dankingjr.2088 4 місяці тому +16

    "The feeding device supplied".....God I love this guy. :-)

  • @FoxHills-u3s
    @FoxHills-u3s 4 місяці тому +8

    The look of contemplation and the sip of water after trying a Gelato made by the Dollar Tree of fast food joints almost killed me. 🤣

  • @Heightsomethinghuman
    @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +84

    ‘Certain initiation rituals’ had me rolling! 🤣 I HATE apps too Brah!

    • @peromechus9806
      @peromechus9806 4 місяці тому +5

      I loved that joke. It’s all his delivery. He’s so dry with his delivery that it’s a 50/50 chance he’s messing with you or not if you don’t already know what he’s talking about.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 4 місяці тому +1

      Same.

    • @Jeanie1107
      @Jeanie1107 4 місяці тому

      It's those initiation rituals that make me hesitate.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому

      @@Jeanie1107 That’s smart. They are so invasive, you are agreeing to a lot of disclosure you are unaware of,AND they see you and sell you like a commodity. There are ways around them , such as the commenter who said he simply drove up and asked for one and they sold him one on the spot! Ha. Gaaaa, life can go on without those creepy apps EVERY merchant wants you to get….for a malevolent reason.

  • @kevinrey9427
    @kevinrey9427 4 місяці тому +21

    Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому

      @@kevinrey9427 I see no question marks. Sooo……

    • @kevinrey9427
      @kevinrey9427 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Heightsomethinghuman There is a question mark in the video's title

    • @herelieskittythomas3726
      @herelieskittythomas3726 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Heightsomethinghuman what color was the naked ladies handkerchief?

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +1

      @@kevinrey9427 haha, thought you were referring to a comment someone made. See it now, makes Betterige’s law of headlines, which I’ve never heard before, make much more sense! Thanks!

  • @Lb-sd3ww
    @Lb-sd3ww 4 місяці тому +5

    My son loves Baja Blast, and I can't wait to share this with him. Your disappointment with Arby's brought me to your page, so it wasn't a total loss :)

  • @Natural-n7c
    @Natural-n7c 4 місяці тому +2

    This guy is awsome found when i was in a dark place and food helped alot and I dont even eat this stuff appreciate the passion

  • @jessi5401
    @jessi5401 4 місяці тому +207

    I’ve never been so nervous during the part where you silently and contemplatively consume the toxic food product.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +1

      The anticipation is killing me….

    • @qixxxz
      @qixxxz 4 місяці тому +2

      I couldn't take my mind off the brown smoo on the outside of the packaging. GROSS

    • @kctoastyy
      @kctoastyy 4 місяці тому +5

      @@qixxxzit’s probably just meat juice chill

    • @qixxxz
      @qixxxz 4 місяці тому +6

      @@kctoastyy it probably, shouldn't be there. deal breaker!

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +4

      @@qixxxz Brah taking the punch for us, so we can make our decision with good info. Thank Brah!

  • @heyheyitsraerae
    @heyheyitsraerae 4 місяці тому +1

    Since radically changing my diet (very low-carb, zero sugar) I don't get to enjoy too many fast food items anymore, but I still love to watch TheReportOfTheWeek for his humor; I literally "LOL-ed" multiple times watching this vid. Thanks ReviewBrah!

  • @strange924
    @strange924 4 місяці тому +10

    Eating Mountain Dew gelato in a tux is the peak of culture! Thanks for the review as always.

  • @octoberdawn1087
    @octoberdawn1087 4 місяці тому +2

    Listening to your radio show. Condolences on Paul. That's exactly we all feel about YOU! It makes total sense! You inspire sooo many people.

  • @PJL7095
    @PJL7095 4 місяці тому +33

    I just looked back at a video made by ReviewBrah 7 years ago in the same room and that globe was showing the exact same area of Australia as it is now

    • @moonglow77
      @moonglow77 4 місяці тому

      I thought he moved

    • @macstrong1284
      @macstrong1284 4 місяці тому +3

      No you didn’t. There isn’t a single video of his from that long ago with neither that globe nor even the house itself, let alone that room.

    • @MIForrestguy
      @MIForrestguy 4 місяці тому +7

      He's been doing reviews for 27 years. The dude never ages.

    • @PJL7095
      @PJL7095 4 місяці тому

      @@macstrong1284 wha!! Are you calling me a… LIAR??

    • @RMD-uw5np
      @RMD-uw5np 4 місяці тому +1

      Reviewbrah is a time traveler in fact he could actually be H.G Wells

  • @PeterBingTakesManhattan
    @PeterBingTakesManhattan 4 місяці тому +4

    This man existing is both gives me whiplash and instant euphoria

  • @useruser-oc8xn
    @useruser-oc8xn 4 місяці тому +4

    Looking sharp per usual. Love the reviews.

  • @Audrey_1110
    @Audrey_1110 Місяць тому +1

    I can’t see the writing on the notepad, but I have a feeling that he has the most beautiful cursive handwriting

  • @StarkDoes
    @StarkDoes 4 місяці тому +34

    Watching this with my baja blast gelato

    • @ImOutOfMtDew
      @ImOutOfMtDew 4 місяці тому +1

      -$4 rip

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +2

      So did you enjoy the only one you will you will ever eat?

    • @uni1447
      @uni1447 4 місяці тому

      @@Heightsomethinghuman you will you will

  • @JayWilkins-zh7fx
    @JayWilkins-zh7fx 4 місяці тому +2

    The ice cream wasent full due to a error in packaging that can sometimes occur where an air bubble gets pumped in it pops and leaves a large empty cavity inside the ice cream container, it happens every once in a while and isnt normal

  • @kylebecker9673
    @kylebecker9673 4 місяці тому +7

    When a quality HP Lovecraft biopic is finally made, literally no one else could play the lead.

    • @bloodwrage
      @bloodwrage 4 місяці тому +3

      We’ll need a good actor to play his cat, like Morgan Freeman

  • @peoplesperson8
    @peoplesperson8 4 місяці тому +2

    I like that he really ate enough of it before talking about it. Some would just take one spoon and start giving their review.

  • @ImOutOfMtDew
    @ImOutOfMtDew 4 місяці тому +112

    $4? No thank you. I can get a quart of good icecream for that price.

    • @Bobbobson32
      @Bobbobson32 4 місяці тому +34

      No you cant

    • @sweetsweet4390
      @sweetsweet4390 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Bobbobson32 Depends where you live

    • @PuppeteerGaming
      @PuppeteerGaming 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@rigel2112 I can get a gallon of ice cream for about $5 and some change. It's a little more, store brand, and I'm from the Midwest, but it's still a worthy comparison for some.

    • @Darci3333
      @Darci3333 4 місяці тому

      You can when Publix has it on BOGO ​@@Bobbobson32

    • @jasonlemon4424
      @jasonlemon4424 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Bobbobson32 Depends on where you live but you can get a pint of Blue Bell/Haagen Dazs/Ben & Jerrys for $4. You can get a gallon of Belfonte at Wal-Mart for $6 .

  • @Nicopasta85
    @Nicopasta85 4 місяці тому +1

    You are a vibe bro. Keep being successful, you deserve it and never let anyone tell you otherwise.

  • @kc_jones_gaming
    @kc_jones_gaming 4 місяці тому +9

    I was so excited for a review on this that I’m here in 40 seconds

  • @AkiyamaKatsuko
    @AkiyamaKatsuko 4 місяці тому +19

    They should roll out all the Mountain Dew flavors in this format.

  • @igorlopesribeiro8781
    @igorlopesribeiro8781 4 місяці тому +6

    The "Im making stuff up" bit lol, Im legit ROFLing rn

  • @craigsewell8692
    @craigsewell8692 4 місяці тому +7

    They should have done it as an Italian ice. Soda holds up better frozen that way.

  • @jay-songs3521
    @jay-songs3521 4 місяці тому +3

    1:25 looks like one of the joke vids where someone else is behind him making the arm movements 😂

  • @KennisTheMenace84
    @KennisTheMenace84 4 місяці тому +4

    Your reviews are second to none. Im a newer fan but ill be a fan for the long run. Keep up the awesome job Reviewbrah. 👍🏼🍟🍔🌯🌮🌭

  • @maxcapone3957
    @maxcapone3957 4 місяці тому +4

    I wish someone would make a Cyberpunk 2077 mod with The Report of the Week style food reviews for the TV in V’s pad. Seriously, there’s a classy, endearing dystopianesque quality to these reviews that is timeless.

  • @dustyb58
    @dustyb58 4 місяці тому +17

    i didnt think a 9 minute lead up and an 8 minute review would have been possible but he's done it

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому

      @@dustyb58 worth it for the dry sarcasm, and accurate reviews 👍

  • @Prolific_Troll
    @Prolific_Troll 4 місяці тому +2

    *takes a bite & reflects*
    "There's some thunderstorms...
    .
    .
    .
    in the area"

  • @thatbobusguy
    @thatbobusguy 4 місяці тому +13

    Work at the company that produced this for Taco Bell. We are a gelato manufacturer and they were 100% told that it was not gelato. This is what they wanted to give you. Cant believe the price they are selling it for! 🤯

    • @Steele233
      @Steele233 4 місяці тому +2

      Source :Trust me bro

    • @thatbobusguy
      @thatbobusguy 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Steele233 Pretty much. Not losing my job of 14 years to provide proof to trolls.

    • @nekonomicon2983
      @nekonomicon2983 3 місяці тому

      It's just too little for how much you pay for.

  • @navyvet05
    @navyvet05 3 місяці тому +1

    If you ask me Hagen daz has the best vanilla ice cream. It’s the richest and creamiest one I’ve ever had. But blue bells butter pecan has my heart.

  • @lrsiv
    @lrsiv 4 місяці тому +11

    His disappointment is somewhat measurable, yet his day wasn’t ruined.

  • @Sweetlilyshow
    @Sweetlilyshow 4 місяці тому +1

    I love your sense of humour…. Great review ❤😊 I don’t even eat most fast food however I will watch your reviews. You really are a gem 💎 thank you.

  • @Bonnie-ly7ev
    @Bonnie-ly7ev 4 місяці тому +9

    It just dawned on me the other day who you remind me of and this is a compliment. The man’s name was Wally Cox.

  • @all_things_tori
    @all_things_tori 4 місяці тому +2

    Hi John, I tried the gelato myself a few days ago. I thought it was good for what it is, had it been smoother and creamier like authentic gelato, it would’ve been even better. P.S. “it’s gween” (: enjoyed the commentary on this video- hope you’ve been having a great week.

  • @Introverted100
    @Introverted100 4 місяці тому +116

    I'm always impressed with Taco Bell's ability to release a new abomination without so much as blushing.

    • @jennah1191
      @jennah1191 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂

    • @ImOutOfMtDew
      @ImOutOfMtDew 4 місяці тому +21

      What do you expect from a place that sells a tortilla with cheese for $6 and call it a quesidilla.

    • @jennah1191
      @jennah1191 4 місяці тому +5

      @@ImOutOfMtDew you got a point 👉

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +1

      …or a taco place that sells Italian gelato? The Bell has some kind of multiple personality disorder🤪

    • @donovanberserk4993
      @donovanberserk4993 4 місяці тому

      So it’s not a quesadilla?

  • @fourcheeseblend8573
    @fourcheeseblend8573 4 місяці тому +1

    I didn't know reviewbrah was still out here making videos love this guy ❤

  • @rabiroden
    @rabiroden 4 місяці тому +15

    11:40 looks like a can of Play-Doh

  • @Solisium-Channel
    @Solisium-Channel 4 місяці тому +2

    There's something calming about watching Review Brah

  • @svage7304
    @svage7304 4 місяці тому +6

    hello i just wanted to say i love your content so thank you for this

  • @alwaysradical1613
    @alwaysradical1613 4 місяці тому

    The most unbiased reviewer on the internet. The world needs this.

  • @ryanraymond6282
    @ryanraymond6282 4 місяці тому +2

    Good reviews, looking and sounding professional.

  • @beeslikesteve
    @beeslikesteve 4 місяці тому +1

    This is the best content on UA-cam

  • @moeunleashed1684
    @moeunleashed1684 4 місяці тому +3

    Thank you Reviewbrah !

  • @creamsdestinedfuture
    @creamsdestinedfuture 4 місяці тому +1

    you are truly dashing and upmost proper, what a way you have come.

  • @SarahKate365
    @SarahKate365 4 місяці тому +6

    Bruh has got to be the classiest consumer of Mt. Dew products.

  • @richarddoyle3420
    @richarddoyle3420 4 місяці тому +1

    Can't imagine why some people think garbage in, garbage out.
    Godspeed, reviewbro.

  • @Musictheory011
    @Musictheory011 4 місяці тому +52

    Let's give taco bell all our personal information to sign up on their app or web for some shitty Gelato

    • @HackSlashStudios
      @HackSlashStudios 4 місяці тому +16

      Don't worry, Taco Bell already bought all your personal info that you gave to UA-cam.

    • @ImOutOfMtDew
      @ImOutOfMtDew 4 місяці тому +11

      Got bad news for you pal. All our info is already out there on the dark web.

    • @Heightsomethinghuman
      @Heightsomethinghuman 4 місяці тому +2

      Right! No apps for me either man!

    • @rainbowblossom143
      @rainbowblossom143 4 місяці тому

      I love to see these comments on things like UA-cam

    • @rommelthedesertfox3089
      @rommelthedesertfox3089 4 місяці тому

      @@Heightsomethinghumanur missing out not using the app. The amount of exclusive deals and free food u get by using the app is definitely worth it

  • @cindylee5786
    @cindylee5786 3 місяці тому +1

    Mountain Dew Sherbet.
    Lovely 🍨

  • @madmerlot841
    @madmerlot841 4 місяці тому +5

    It reminds me of the lemon flavored specialty ice cream that's available in my neck of the woods (Del’s Lemon from Warwick ice cream).

  • @Shauma_llama
    @Shauma_llama 4 місяці тому +2

    I love how he takes these so seriously. ❤

  • @countrygirljunkjournals6924
    @countrygirljunkjournals6924 4 місяці тому +4

    You look smart in that suit. Definitely like this suit the best on you! Also keep up your gentleman attributes in speech and attire.

  • @skinnyblk8369
    @skinnyblk8369 4 місяці тому +1

    Love your videos men being watching since 2016

  • @holidayarmadillo8653
    @holidayarmadillo8653 4 місяці тому +8

    This guy makes a very short list for me of people I actually trust in this world. Thank you for your consistency and for always being nothing but authentic. 🙏👏

  • @ShinmenTakezo1234
    @ShinmenTakezo1234 4 місяці тому

    You haven't popped up in my feed in quite a while. Glad you're doing well!!

  • @bragiodinsen4604
    @bragiodinsen4604 4 місяці тому +3

    11:19 wow hes as magician, the hidden water cup

  • @veronicasmith2612
    @veronicasmith2612 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm happy you're still doing food reviews brah! You are a constant in an ever changing world

  • @polygonekoma
    @polygonekoma 4 місяці тому +2

    Ahhh my weirdo brutha the intro always a blast. Much love from germany!

  • @TotisTurnOfficial
    @TotisTurnOfficial 4 місяці тому +6

    For me im California its about $5 plus tax. You could get a whole tub of ice cream for that price.