We Wasted $20,000 Making Ads for FAKE Products

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  • @coldones
    @coldones  2 місяці тому +1595

    CALIFORNIA 🇺🇸 COME MEET THE COLD ONES CREW AND TRY GROG!!!
    Bevmo Store 123
    3212 Wilshire Blvd, Santa Monica CA
    September 27th, 1PM - 3:30PM
    Bevmo Store 43
    7100 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood CA
    September 27th, 5PM - 7:30PM

    • @CommissarDoge
      @CommissarDoge 2 місяці тому +114

      but cali is a cesspool

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness 2 місяці тому +1

      Ay gruh gruh California is a shithole

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness 2 місяці тому +42

      Next video should be top 10 butt chug alcohols

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness 2 місяці тому +16

      Next vid should be top 10 alcohol from every planet

    • @G1NG_54
      @G1NG_54 2 місяці тому +3

      WAC

  • @connorknightly
    @connorknightly 2 місяці тому +5062

    Max and Chad continue to carry the torch of actually being funny

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 2 місяці тому +115

      The first ad broke me. It’s so absurd and random it circled back to being funny

    • @EvilBrit89
      @EvilBrit89 2 місяці тому +15

      The bar be so low, not even Hermes can raise it

    • @volcaniccheese4874
      @volcaniccheese4874 2 місяці тому +44

      ​@@EvilBrit89 bar so low barbados slim can't limbo it

    • @LethallyReptarded
      @LethallyReptarded 2 місяці тому +88

      Somewhere idubbz is crying on the inside but pretending he's happy being a 'mature, empathetic' person 😂

    • @DustD.Reaper
      @DustD.Reaper 2 місяці тому

      @@LethallyReptarded theres a good and classy way to exit being an edgy and inmature youtuber (George/Joji laying FilthyFrank to rest to focus on his music)...and then theres being religated to the cuck chair XD

  • @jimjam1766
    @jimjam1766 2 місяці тому +7125

    "Breaking news, Im Chinese. More at 6" had me dying

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 2 місяці тому +85

      i NEED the raw video of that 😭

    • @HiHungryIamDad
      @HiHungryIamDad 2 місяці тому

      37:26 timestamp for me to laugh when I'm sad

    • @noahvasquez8777
      @noahvasquez8777 2 місяці тому +30

      was very Nick Mullen "Im Chinese" of them

    • @calciumjuice4719
      @calciumjuice4719 2 місяці тому +45

      That was some Eric Andre shit 😂😂

    • @Hectik17
      @Hectik17 2 місяці тому +6

      some full frontal, fast forward, cnnn shit

  • @HeresJohnnyDee
    @HeresJohnnyDee 2 місяці тому +6488

    When you said congrats America only to turn around to say that it’s only California, broke my heart

    • @Space_Rye
      @Space_Rye 2 місяці тому +78

      Same brother
      T_T

    • @brandnewjoeker
      @brandnewjoeker 2 місяці тому +1

      I would feel better if it was any other state than California.
      Cali is Fent illegal smuggling homeless central.

    • @1Jetsurf
      @1Jetsurf 2 місяці тому +122

      There will be a way to buy it online, there's always a loop hole.

    • @shatteredakuma
      @shatteredakuma 2 місяці тому +182

      For real. I think we just need to wait for their operation to reach a large enough scale that they can be sold in liquor retailers, it's a buzzkill for sure tho

    • @cartoonhead9222
      @cartoonhead9222 2 місяці тому

      Grog is known to cause cancer in the state of California

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased Місяць тому +222

    That first ad is honestly pretty impressive. Getting so many different people to do that and to do all that visual stuff to make it all look coherent

  • @jreverie7018
    @jreverie7018 2 місяці тому +1529

    That Richardson guy is a legend! How in the world did he not misspeak during all of that 😂

    • @mickeytwofingers911
      @mickeytwofingers911 2 місяці тому +58

      probably multiple takes lmao he did good

    • @Dujiko
      @Dujiko 2 місяці тому +9

      wait until bro finds out what editing is

    • @WaloWaloson
      @WaloWaloson 2 місяці тому +50

      He had me fucking rolling he did it so flawlessly so many times it had me laughing so hard

    • @CorporationsBeingCute
      @CorporationsBeingCute 2 місяці тому +11

      A true professional

    • @TheActionAsk
      @TheActionAsk Місяць тому +31

      I really appreciate how when he thought it was a real ad he sent messages concerned about how parts of it didn't make sense just to confirm it instead of just mindlessly following the script and throwing it at them

  • @emo_cookies13
    @emo_cookies13 2 місяці тому +1288

    "I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs" ☠️🤣
    I'm CRYING

    • @astronxmical.
      @astronxmical. Місяць тому +18

      chad’s spit take was awesome lmfao

    • @keesdekarper
      @keesdekarper Місяць тому +9

      The indian accent is what sold it for me.

  • @professionalbabyholder1551
    @professionalbabyholder1551 Місяць тому +742

    Chad: Sell ham
    Vince: Manmade horrors beyond comprehension

    • @TheOriginalTuhat
      @TheOriginalTuhat Місяць тому +22

      What could it be tho? Did he start calling the hamwow haram or something

    • @dinobebo
      @dinobebo Місяць тому +54

      @@TheOriginalTuhat It did kinda go in that direction, yeah. It's on Vince's channel.

    • @TheOriginalTuhat
      @TheOriginalTuhat Місяць тому +4

      @@dinobebo thx bb

    • @caprah666
      @caprah666 Місяць тому +24

      @@TheOriginalTuhat basically just super political for no good reason

    • @NinjaFresh
      @NinjaFresh Місяць тому +17

      @@caprah666 it was super funny. Chad and Max are Australian and thus gay adjacent. Australia is pretty much Canada but with more dangerous critters.

  • @Flamgeir
    @Flamgeir 2 місяці тому +3074

    literally every Australian youtuber is just on standby for them 😭😭😭

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 2 місяці тому +127

      Primitive technology cameo when??

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 2 місяці тому +68

      I want the boy boys on!

    • @Tortoise-protecter
      @Tortoise-protecter 2 місяці тому +14

      @@QuzgaI think they were on in a oldish video

    • @MrTavrosNitram
      @MrTavrosNitram 2 місяці тому +23

      @@Quzga they were on the podcast a while back but yes, i too, want more of them together

    • @thisbubblygoodness7611
      @thisbubblygoodness7611 Місяць тому +22

      with HowToBasic as a cameraman who occasionally throws eggs at them

  • @DJTXD123
    @DJTXD123 2 місяці тому +2386

    That "Breaking news, I'm Chinese" was fucking hillarious
    Also i can't believe they didn't notice in the prime ad it said Aids

    • @GodsDrunkestDriver1791
      @GodsDrunkestDriver1791 2 місяці тому +99

      And on the fungus one it said Dehydration Drink

    • @Isivjshscjjc274
      @Isivjshscjjc274 2 місяці тому

      @@DJTXD123 lol you dirty racist

    • @floorfan1081
      @floorfan1081 2 місяці тому +76

      “We are stealing your money” “crypto zoo style” “aids”

    • @MisterDramastic
      @MisterDramastic 2 місяці тому +1

      wasn’t max both the one to suggest it and then be slightly offended by it? that’s the funniest part lmao

    • @TheData117
      @TheData117 2 місяці тому +1

      You made me laugh my ass again just thinking about it, god I love being simple.

  • @AdamOoze
    @AdamOoze 2 місяці тому +4184

    Ah yes, watching one minute unskippable ads in between made up Max and Chad ads. We're truly living in the future.

    • @rave9348
      @rave9348 2 місяці тому +89

      premium is worth it

    • @bucketmonkeys
      @bucketmonkeys 2 місяці тому +144

      mmm adblock

    • @false5835
      @false5835 2 місяці тому

      use brave fuck adds

    • @ToastyDoasty
      @ToastyDoasty 2 місяці тому +112

      mmmm ublock origin

    • @AdamOoze
      @AdamOoze 2 місяці тому +24

      @@bucketmonkeys My mobile ass can't get no adblock

  • @mindstealer8685
    @mindstealer8685 Місяць тому +131

    my stomach hurts from laughing at the richardsons commercial, i'm scared to keep watching. i fear my body will implode

  • @xrayfalconx2528
    @xrayfalconx2528 Місяць тому +1143

    the progressively more Indian "what is dog cement?" fucking killed me

    • @okami..
      @okami.. Місяць тому

      same why was it all indian’s that were clueless 💀💀💀

    • @doppelminds1040
      @doppelminds1040 Місяць тому +5

      Same, it was fucking amazing

    • @LaCroix1112
      @LaCroix1112 Місяць тому

      you ded

    • @PANTHERA.
      @PANTHERA. Місяць тому

      my favorite part

  • @MonicaRMartino
    @MonicaRMartino 2 місяці тому +866

    The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out
    what an absolute pro

    • @DreamBeamz
      @DreamBeamz 2 місяці тому +13

      This needs its own UA-cam release with no talk over

    • @richardnixon176
      @richardnixon176 Місяць тому

      @@DreamBeamzSwear🤣

    • @GROCKDUBZ
      @GROCKDUBZ Місяць тому

      I died

    • @spa2damax
      @spa2damax Місяць тому +2

      Needs a merch release

    • @daalv8016
      @daalv8016 Місяць тому +1

      I hope adult swim picks it up and puts it as a skit hahaha like back in the day

  • @ignis6794
    @ignis6794 2 місяці тому +785

    "Hes advertising Ominous Fog thats been killing locals in Melbourne" fucking killed me

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 2 місяці тому +3

      It’s try though, I died.

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 Місяць тому +2

      It’s good has a nice aftertaste of impending doom

  • @PootComblit
    @PootComblit 24 дні тому +20

    "omg dude you're killing me. Lmao I just realized what you wrote and that this a parody. Omg. Lmao. Ok I'm on it."

  • @deadlybaconman4467
    @deadlybaconman4467 2 місяці тому +1499

    you guys realize that you HAVE to make the Cold Ones GamerSupps flavor "Dog Cement" now right?

  • @domssay
    @domssay 2 місяці тому +1355

    I MUST see that HamWow ad, I NEED it.

  • @agachateyconocelo2693
    @agachateyconocelo2693 2 місяці тому +373

    Max's Dog Cement ad is one of the best things to ever come out of Cold Ones, fucking immaculate.

    • @somerandomdude2085
      @somerandomdude2085 2 місяці тому +27

      "I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs in the past 4 months",god I couldn't breathe when I heard this.

    • @destinyhntr
      @destinyhntr 2 місяці тому +1

      I'm surprised they didn't use that as a FB ad. Definitely would have gotten a lot of attention if it was shown to the right audience.

  • @sweou
    @sweou Місяць тому +49

    Amanda won this video hands down, I hope they send her more grog while she's putting on mascara or alphabetically organizing her ham because she deserves it!

  • @tlanand21
    @tlanand21 Місяць тому +826

    Just wanted to let y’all know my little brother was a huge fan of you guys and watched every video. He just passed away last night after being in a coma for 2 weeks. Just wanted y’all to know you had a big impact on his life. Thank you guys ❤

    • @chatman4998
      @chatman4998 Місяць тому +45

      Sorry for your lost ❤

    • @OvenHut
      @OvenHut Місяць тому +138

      your little brother fell off

    • @MediocreJoker69
      @MediocreJoker69 Місяць тому +22

      Sending good vibes to you and your fam🙏🏻🩷 shoutout to your bro

    • @eloso4309
      @eloso4309 Місяць тому +24

      May he rest in peace, God bless you ❤

    • @genericidiot2500
      @genericidiot2500 Місяць тому +9

      Yo sorry about the 2 dickheads above- may he rest in peace 🙏❤️

  • @hhhemlock
    @hhhemlock 2 місяці тому +379

    Because they always forget what they ordered, it feels like that Max and Chad are completely different from the Max and Chad who watch the finished results

    • @abian36
      @abian36 2 місяці тому +30

      The Max & Chad of Theseus

    • @melon-qm7ed
      @melon-qm7ed Місяць тому +2

      the real max and Chad vs the trying not to get demonetised max and chad. no hate though

  • @dingusB
    @dingusB 2 місяці тому +209

    2 VIDS IN ONE MONTH??!!?? You guys are blessing us.

  • @TheChocolatBlanc
    @TheChocolatBlanc Місяць тому +5

    37:03 That's actually wholesome af.

  • @Faithpop98
    @Faithpop98 2 місяці тому +106

    These guys are so refreshing to watch. There's not a lot of quality "weird" content on UA-cam. A lot of popular content seems really censored and mass produced to appease The Algorithm
    Im glad they get plenty of funding from Patreon. These guys just seem more authentic, the whole crew is genuinely funny and charasmatic and genius in their own ways

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper 2 місяці тому +73

    Somehow I am not surprised how each of the ads they made alone perfectly fits whoever made them
    Darcy having his own bit of fun in the chaos Max and Chad generate
    Scott just keeping it simple and effective
    Max spending a fortune for one of his favourite memes (surprised it wasnt a Little Fella ad)
    And Chad doing something that could only be shown on the Patreon

  • @artiumromanov9798
    @artiumromanov9798 2 місяці тому +64

    Ominous fog is CRAZY i love it. This whole vid radiates creativity, from the idea to the individual ad requirements. Sooo funny, love the content

  • @decimeter13
    @decimeter13 Місяць тому +15

    Having Scott AND Darcy was a hoot!
    Can't beat the Scott laugh track

  • @jamiebrown1732
    @jamiebrown1732 Місяць тому +198

    “What they call it when you bring someone back? Necromancy?” So underrated 🤣🤣

  • @720MotorWorks
    @720MotorWorks 2 місяці тому +220

    The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out🤣🤣
    what an absolute pro

    • @captaink3944
      @captaink3944 2 місяці тому +10

      Actually I'm so glad he took it so seriously 😂

    • @Velocikektor
      @Velocikektor 2 місяці тому +1

      Currently trying to find that exact video so I can send it to my friend to confuse/make him laugh.

  • @noobiusmaximus6314
    @noobiusmaximus6314 2 місяці тому +138

    The woman who did the "i'm a doctor at hospital" has me absolutely howling. God damn, my ribs genuine cane right now.

  • @mrKozmoz
    @mrKozmoz Місяць тому +6

    The Cold Ones boys keeping long format comedy alive, bless you all

  • @theshamwowguy
    @theshamwowguy 2 місяці тому +2268

    “I was canceled before cancel culture existed. Why would I stop now? Full version available on my channel!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 2 місяці тому +116

      Saw it on your channel recently. Thanks for the help, Vince!

    • @ianray1744
      @ianray1744 2 місяці тому +172

      unbelievably based

    • @cohandora
      @cohandora 2 місяці тому +37

      WHOA WHOA WHOA

    • @TheBBMLover
      @TheBBMLover 2 місяці тому +114

      It was just as controversial as I hoped.

    • @theshamwowguy
      @theshamwowguy 2 місяці тому +144

      @@TheBBMLover thanks I really appreciate that!

  • @incription
    @incription 2 місяці тому +107

    Cold ones vids are genuinely the best edited of any regularly uploading channel

  • @Mau5fan2196
    @Mau5fan2196 Місяць тому +4

    We fokin did it bois. I had the distinguished honor of meeting the boys, plus Darcy and Scogg at the West Hollywood location yesterday . It’s before noon and I’m already 2 Grogs in! Cheers!

  • @MeMeMcsplosion
    @MeMeMcsplosion Місяць тому +52

    The money shot of the pickles and coins falling onto the pizza is probably in the 10 funniest things of all time for me

  • @Joe-ut3sz
    @Joe-ut3sz 2 місяці тому +87

    "That'd literally be promoting alcohol to miners" scott that's genius

  • @Corndogger61
    @Corndogger61 2 місяці тому +119

    Yes a 57 Minute Cold Ones to Enjoy the Day

  • @gibbs1716
    @gibbs1716 Місяць тому +5

    the first news guy for the scene transition was so good

  • @Fredsterface
    @Fredsterface 2 місяці тому +91

    WE NEED GROG IN THE UK. GIVE ME GROG

  • @russ_dylan
    @russ_dylan 2 місяці тому +226

    I feel like it’s now a viable career option to just make a fiver account and have these idiots buy something from you

  • @RedPN
    @RedPN 2 місяці тому +30

    Some of these people really went above and beyond and it's amazing. Props to them

  • @sweou
    @sweou Місяць тому +4

    I cannot get over how good that dog cement ad was, it was pure cinema... *chefs kiss*

  • @godofgods9432
    @godofgods9432 2 місяці тому +50

    Ted reading out all those numbers absolutely BROKE me

  • @victorjarillo8548
    @victorjarillo8548 2 місяці тому +248

    WAKE UP COLD ONES UPLOADED!!!!! THE WORLD IS SAVED!

  • @MrRicearonie
    @MrRicearonie 2 місяці тому +716

    Knowing that the Shamwow guy made the abomination of a movie called InAPPropriate Comedy, it does not surprise me that they couldn’t show what he came up with for HamWow

    • @RoseLexThorne
      @RoseLexThorne 2 місяці тому +79

      He posted it on his channel. It's not really... That awful? Everything is so over the top, it feels more like a parody of a parody, like it was being extreme to top itself.
      It honestly made me think of 90s shockjocks if they didn't have FCC restrictions.

    • @eduardovaldivia1492
      @eduardovaldivia1492 2 місяці тому

      @@RoseLexThornewhat’s his channel called? 😂

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga 2 місяці тому

      ​@@RoseLexThorneit's like madtv but unfunny

    • @zanpakutoman4225
      @zanpakutoman4225 2 місяці тому +24

      @@RoseLexThorne It's not shocking and traumatizing. But, it definitely balances the line of what could get a video demonetized, if not someone's whole channel getting a strike or something like that.

    • @Uncle_dizzle
      @Uncle_dizzle 2 місяці тому

      @@zanpakutoman4225 the one on his yt is the supposed to be the CLEAN version the extended is on his patreon

  • @LetsTalkGames101
    @LetsTalkGames101 Місяць тому +13

    The =3 reference is crazy

  • @TheKingPotatoo
    @TheKingPotatoo 2 місяці тому +84

    the ominous fog should be a limited time flavour for halloween

  • @Deja117
    @Deja117 2 місяці тому +39

    Not going to lie, the Grog ads are actually a genius idea. I feel like it will help your editors a lot coming up with adverts since they're so random.

  • @brockfurd
    @brockfurd 2 місяці тому +236

    that equals 3 transition brought back so many memories

    • @BoyAzure
      @BoyAzure 2 місяці тому +4

      bro for real that hit different

    • @charlesbanks8865
      @charlesbanks8865 2 місяці тому +5

      It made my comment question of the day tingle

    • @dreamskater333
      @dreamskater333 2 місяці тому +2

      was on my way to type exactly this lmao

    • @slingshotnerd
      @slingshotnerd 2 місяці тому +4

      It gave me some dicklash which is like whiplash but my =3 got ripped off

    • @ClonesDream
      @ClonesDream 2 місяці тому +2

      @@slingshotnerd I know a guy that can help ya

  • @JG-hf4fk
    @JG-hf4fk Місяць тому +1

    Spreading grog to more areas in America will def get you more money

  • @radicallybean
    @radicallybean 2 місяці тому +375

    wow…you guys have made it lol. wasting $20k like that and still being financially stable is crazy.

    • @firefistportgasdace432
      @firefistportgasdace432 2 місяці тому +67

      It's those patron donos.

    • @VS-mt5tz
      @VS-mt5tz 2 місяці тому +12

      You're very smart and observant

    • @Jell0zz
      @Jell0zz 2 місяці тому

      Nah bruh, they're both on welfare hiding from Centrelink*. Trust.

    • @laughingduck1000
      @laughingduck1000 2 місяці тому +55

      they make ~$80k from their patreon monthly

    • @Faithpop98
      @Faithpop98 2 місяці тому +71

      They make 6 figures a month from Patreon alone and you can tell they invest it back into their content. As they spare no expense to entertain their audience, it's a win for both sides

  • @DankasaurusReks
    @DankasaurusReks 2 місяці тому +148

    Listen, boys. You get me a van with Grog plastered all over it, and I'll drive that thing all across America promoting Grog.

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 2 місяці тому +39

      Vann Grogh

    • @MrBopet
      @MrBopet Місяць тому +8

      The groggsmobile

    • @yoda5167
      @yoda5167 Місяць тому +2

      @ivkipivki1948 I sure hope it does

    • @DankasaurusReks
      @DankasaurusReks 21 день тому +1

      This comment hits different now that the boys actually made a grog van.

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 20 днів тому

      @@DankasaurusReks yeah dude! wheres your credit

  • @Ludvix
    @Ludvix Місяць тому +27

    The equals three transition killed me was so unexpected lol

  • @laurensather8932
    @laurensather8932 2 місяці тому +34

    Griffin’s editing is actually insane

  • @Gabzilla19
    @Gabzilla19 2 місяці тому +29

    I wrote to Luis the Fiver guy(the Lawyer guy who said all the numbers)
    He said that he loved doing the video. I sent him the link too

  • @muchochucho9778
    @muchochucho9778 2 місяці тому +30

    “Hey my names Ted my Richard and Richard offer lawferm” feels like some shit Charlie would write in its always sunny

  • @joneasterling7146
    @joneasterling7146 Місяць тому +4

    I saw the ham-wow video before i saw this, this video cleared a lot of questions i had

  • @GhostlyWhiteGuy
    @GhostlyWhiteGuy 2 місяці тому +290

    What in god’s name did Vince say that made them react THAT BADLY?!

    • @Regis-lx4yo
      @Regis-lx4yo 2 місяці тому +1

      Fr

    • @Big_Lard
      @Big_Lard 2 місяці тому +67

      the Patreon cut is insane dude, literally all of the worst things you can think of in one video

    • @whatsupeveryone
      @whatsupeveryone 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Big_Lard explain pls 😭 tell

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 2 місяці тому +1

      Pls we broke ​@@Big_Lard

    • @joecarone7405
      @joecarone7405 2 місяці тому

      @@Big_Lard on the cold ones patreon or vinces

  • @solboofguy420
    @solboofguy420 Місяць тому +5

    Like everyone has said before. Crazy how i started watching them in 5th grade and im now married divorced and 52

  • @zipit1999
    @zipit1999 2 місяці тому +47

    sham-wow guy was WAITING for an excuse to become unglued 💀

  • @dinosaurcursive
    @dinosaurcursive 2 місяці тому +31

    a new cold ones video, only a week after the last? splendid

  • @luckydueces5873
    @luckydueces5873 2 місяці тому +56

    I can’t believe “Ted” didn’t know it was a parody from the first line haha

    • @puppycatsupremacy
      @puppycatsupremacy 2 місяці тому

      he did know it was a parody since they included "this is for a parody" in their order desc.
      learn to read.

    • @luckydueces5873
      @luckydueces5873 Місяць тому +15

      It was revealed he didn’t see it. You silly goose. He messaged them multiple times about the script before finally realizing

    • @fwble_3888
      @fwble_3888 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@puppycatsupremacyyou silly no reading comprehension goose

  • @Aced.369
    @Aced.369 Місяць тому +2

    been waiting so long for grog in cali cant wait

  • @samjohnson8588
    @samjohnson8588 Місяць тому +25

    'Dog cement is recommended by 1 in every 2 paid veterinarians' killed me

  • @gaveup
    @gaveup 2 місяці тому +25

    Ted made my face hurt from laughing, so I'm calling Richard Rich Richards Richard Richard and Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson and Sons

  • @ArthurAlias
    @ArthurAlias Місяць тому +1

    As someone who is just entering the marketing industry, that last clip of them going over how the ad performed was actually a nice touch.

  • @SwaggieSteve
    @SwaggieSteve 2 місяці тому +9

    PLEASE keep making these videos 1 hour long.. lol these are my top 3 favorite videos

  • @TakehisaYuji
    @TakehisaYuji 2 місяці тому +23

    this is probably a cold ones record for the most people confused in the process of making a video

  • @Spaced0ut000
    @Spaced0ut000 2 місяці тому +9

    I live in Cali and I’m so excited to buy Grog!! Thank u Grog Gods for blessing us 🙏

  • @y-honey
    @y-honey Місяць тому +1

    thank u guys fr i been wanting to quit drinking but i could never forgive myself for stopping when i haven’t even started treating myself to a Cold Grog 🙏

  • @HEXORCIZT
    @HEXORCIZT 2 місяці тому +8

    i literally thought the grey can of Grog was a way to tease a PEAR flavour. the immense disappointment upon realising it was FEAR

  • @OZZY9669
    @OZZY9669 2 місяці тому +18

    This amount of constant entertainment is unfathomable!

  • @TravisPlushProductions
    @TravisPlushProductions 2 місяці тому +39

    “The Markiplier combo” fucking took my out how did nobody else laugh at that

  • @elliottbuxton
    @elliottbuxton Місяць тому

    i mean this with all my heart when I say that nothing makes me laugh harder than these cold ones videos. I am literally in pain. its worth the few months in between videos.

  • @_galacticfates
    @_galacticfates 2 місяці тому +46

    A new video on my 21st birthday?? Thank you Cold Ones, very cool! I guess I'll have to buy Grog now ‼

    • @RealUsername64
      @RealUsername64 2 місяці тому +2

      Happy birthday

    • @Revienity
      @Revienity 2 місяці тому +1

      Happy christmams

    • @grave_bane
      @grave_bane 2 місяці тому +3

      GO GET GROGGED ‼️

    • @Xxpavement_angelxX
      @Xxpavement_angelxX 2 місяці тому

      a one hour long vid on your birthday, youve been blessed, happy bday!!

    • @IVPixel
      @IVPixel 2 місяці тому +1

      >there are people born in the 2000s
      boggles the mind

  • @yeet6362
    @yeet6362 Місяць тому +5

    The Ominous Fog ad would be like, perfect to place into a horror game.
    I can't remember the name for this Can Game where to take pics for it, Mat Pat had made a video about it, but like, the Fake Ad would so work in a Game similar to that, that being the start of a game and then you slowly uncover a lot of horrific lore. It would be so friggen dope.

  • @1DoubleMMusic1
    @1DoubleMMusic1 Місяць тому +5

    probably the best and most funny video max and chad have ever blessed us

  • @Xnate13X
    @Xnate13X 2 місяці тому +50

    I like the 0:58 =3 old school YT switch screen noise & the "what's up forum?" :p

  • @jond5534
    @jond5534 Місяць тому +1

    I cannot buy grog as I reside in the US approximately 2,500 miles away from California, but as soon as it makes its way to me I will be your number 1 customer.

  • @CavityNo1
    @CavityNo1 2 місяці тому +29

    The Ray William Johnson bit was LEGENDARY

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 2 місяці тому +49

    Dog cement was actually funny lmao. Where can i order some? I need a few bags for my annoying ass puppy that keeps chewing on me 😂

  • @Jaysiah360
    @Jaysiah360 2 місяці тому +10

    2 vids in a span of a week and a half this must be a blessing.

  • @jared30
    @jared30 Місяць тому +1

    I left the video to watch the hamwow ad. I have returned a changed man. Truly legendary.

  • @sarcoboi12v3
    @sarcoboi12v3 2 місяці тому +40

    I’m not even Californian, but as a fellow American who doesn’t drink…. drink Grog 🇺🇸

  • @KeljuKkojootti
    @KeljuKkojootti 2 місяці тому +8

    The best video in a while. Im interested in seeing the hamwow ad.

  • @varicosevaynes
    @varicosevaynes Місяць тому +6

    The Grog theme being a parody of the ren and stimpy Log is next level

  • @JonRoach-x5b
    @JonRoach-x5b 2 місяці тому +9

    This has to be genueinley the best video cold ones has ever produced! I can understand why this took a whole year! Thank you so much cold ones crew! ❤

  • @diggitheins8334
    @diggitheins8334 2 місяці тому +13

    Vince got commissioned by these guys then claim he's making a skit show when he uploads it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You never fail to entertain me Vince

  • @tdcpharmacy1542
    @tdcpharmacy1542 Місяць тому

    this is a great start to getting grog everywhere in the usa, please bring em to missouri

  • @Keatwonobe
    @Keatwonobe 2 місяці тому +21

    Reading that entire number in an announcer voice and cadence is just such a flex goddamn!~

  • @nickdaniel7814
    @nickdaniel7814 2 місяці тому +12

    VINCE DROPPED THE COMMERCIAL y'all were right that shit is horrendous lmao

  • @caincross9068
    @caincross9068 Місяць тому +4

    The = 3 intro hit a place in my heart 😭

  • @idriveimliterallyryangosling
    @idriveimliterallyryangosling Місяць тому +4

    whoever did the =3 transition, give them an extra 10,000 AUD.

  • @Jaies_
    @Jaies_ Місяць тому +8

    These surreal ads remind me of Tim and Eric, I love it

  • @tobiasassmann1256
    @tobiasassmann1256 2 місяці тому +13

    Greetings from Thailand, I think your Grog would sell well here, people love alcoholic soda water - in other words seltzer, which we don’t have here yet.

    • @DogeAgainstTheMachine
      @DogeAgainstTheMachine 2 місяці тому

      @@TM-ft5po🤡🤡🤡

    • @eshanroveran7850
      @eshanroveran7850 2 місяці тому +2

      @@TM-ft5po Unless you have thousands and thousands of dollars to buy a license for a still then no you can not just do it yourself. Its water, Vodka, Soju, And specially crafted flavors that nobody can really recreate without an actual laboratory, and THEN all of that is distilled and carbonated.
      At least "westerners" can read.

    • @pepega6438
      @pepega6438 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TM-ft5poRight? I like the content, but how many drinks like this exist already? Feels pointless and unnecessary at times, the content it creates is enjoyable tho

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 Місяць тому +35

    "Bald and/or balding?" - Yes, I'm bald AND still balding

  • @frankiejoey1268
    @frankiejoey1268 Місяць тому +1

    Jesus christ that line was long as hell dudes. Yall need to do more days and times, 1 day ain’t enough for all your fans!

  • @rodri5044
    @rodri5044 2 місяці тому +61

    Ngl, the whole Hamwow commercial feels like a fever dream.

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 2 місяці тому +4

      I need to know what happens in it.

    • @Adequate__
      @Adequate__ 2 місяці тому +37

      @@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 he goes on a tirade about muslims and their culture regarding how ham is haram and for no reason out of left field calls Gaza a "stain" that the HamWow will clean up

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Adequate__ No cap? That’s actually fucking crazy

    • @fairyfangz
      @fairyfangz 2 місяці тому

      wtf​@@Adequate__

    • @jannyyy2722
      @jannyyy2722 2 місяці тому

      @@kugelblitzkrieg You can watch the commercial on his channel (or at least a version of it), so I really don't know what this dude is talking about.

  • @jegus505
    @jegus505 Місяць тому

    This is now one of my new favourite cold ones videos