We Wasted $20,000 Making Ads for FAKE Products

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  • Опубліковано 10 лис 2024

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  • @coldones
    @coldones  Місяць тому +1565

    CALIFORNIA 🇺🇸 COME MEET THE COLD ONES CREW AND TRY GROG!!!
    Bevmo Store 123
    3212 Wilshire Blvd, Santa Monica CA
    September 27th, 1PM - 3:30PM
    Bevmo Store 43
    7100 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood CA
    September 27th, 5PM - 7:30PM

    • @CommissarDoge
      @CommissarDoge Місяць тому +114

      but cali is a cesspool

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Місяць тому +1

      Ay gruh gruh California is a shithole

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Місяць тому +41

      Next video should be top 10 butt chug alcohols

    • @cosmiceyness
      @cosmiceyness Місяць тому +16

      Next vid should be top 10 alcohol from every planet

    • @G1NG_54
      @G1NG_54 Місяць тому +2

      WAC

  • @connorknightly
    @connorknightly Місяць тому +4925

    Max and Chad continue to carry the torch of actually being funny

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Місяць тому +109

      The first ad broke me. It’s so absurd and random it circled back to being funny

    • @EvilBrit89
      @EvilBrit89 Місяць тому +14

      The bar be so low, not even Hermes can raise it

    • @volcaniccheese4874
      @volcaniccheese4874 Місяць тому +42

      ​@@EvilBrit89 bar so low barbados slim can't limbo it

    • @LethallyReptarded
      @LethallyReptarded Місяць тому +84

      Somewhere idubbz is crying on the inside but pretending he's happy being a 'mature, empathetic' person 😂

    • @DustD.Reaper
      @DustD.Reaper Місяць тому

      @@LethallyReptarded theres a good and classy way to exit being an edgy and inmature youtuber (George/Joji laying FilthyFrank to rest to focus on his music)...and then theres being religated to the cuck chair XD

  • @jimjam1766
    @jimjam1766 Місяць тому +6931

    "Breaking news, Im Chinese. More at 6" had me dying

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 Місяць тому +83

      i NEED the raw video of that 😭

    • @HiHungryIamDad
      @HiHungryIamDad Місяць тому

      37:26 timestamp for me to laugh when I'm sad

    • @noahvasquez8777
      @noahvasquez8777 Місяць тому +28

      was very Nick Mullen "Im Chinese" of them

    • @calciumjuice4719
      @calciumjuice4719 Місяць тому +42

      That was some Eric Andre shit 😂😂

    • @Hectik17
      @Hectik17 Місяць тому +6

      some full frontal, fast forward, cnnn shit

  • @HeresJohnnyDee
    @HeresJohnnyDee Місяць тому +6385

    When you said congrats America only to turn around to say that it’s only California, broke my heart

    • @Space_Rye
      @Space_Rye Місяць тому +78

      Same brother
      T_T

    • @brandnewjoeker
      @brandnewjoeker Місяць тому +1

      I would feel better if it was any other state than California.
      Cali is Fent illegal smuggling homeless central.

    • @1Jetsurf
      @1Jetsurf Місяць тому +119

      There will be a way to buy it online, there's always a loop hole.

    • @shatteredakuma
      @shatteredakuma Місяць тому +179

      For real. I think we just need to wait for their operation to reach a large enough scale that they can be sold in liquor retailers, it's a buzzkill for sure tho

    • @cartoonhead9222
      @cartoonhead9222 Місяць тому

      Grog is known to cause cancer in the state of California

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased Місяць тому +177

    That first ad is honestly pretty impressive. Getting so many different people to do that and to do all that visual stuff to make it all look coherent

  • @jreverie7018
    @jreverie7018 Місяць тому +1454

    That Richardson guy is a legend! How in the world did he not misspeak during all of that 😂

    • @mickeytwofingers911
      @mickeytwofingers911 Місяць тому +53

      probably multiple takes lmao he did good

    • @Dujiko
      @Dujiko Місяць тому +9

      wait until bro finds out what editing is

    • @WaloWaloson
      @WaloWaloson Місяць тому +43

      He had me fucking rolling he did it so flawlessly so many times it had me laughing so hard

    • @CorporationsBeingCute
      @CorporationsBeingCute Місяць тому +9

      A true professional

    • @TheActionAsk
      @TheActionAsk Місяць тому +27

      I really appreciate how when he thought it was a real ad he sent messages concerned about how parts of it didn't make sense just to confirm it instead of just mindlessly following the script and throwing it at them

  • @xrayfalconx2528
    @xrayfalconx2528 Місяць тому +1029

    the progressively more Indian "what is dog cement?" fucking killed me

    • @okami..
      @okami.. Місяць тому

      same why was it all indian’s that were clueless 💀💀💀

    • @doppelminds1040
      @doppelminds1040 Місяць тому +4

      Same, it was fucking amazing

    • @LaCroix1112
      @LaCroix1112 Місяць тому

      you ded

    • @PANTHERA.
      @PANTHERA. Місяць тому

      my favorite part

  • @professionalbabyholder1551
    @professionalbabyholder1551 Місяць тому +629

    Chad: Sell ham
    Vince: Manmade horrors beyond comprehension

    • @TheOriginalTuhat
      @TheOriginalTuhat Місяць тому +20

      What could it be tho? Did he start calling the hamwow haram or something

    • @dinobebo
      @dinobebo Місяць тому +48

      @@TheOriginalTuhat It did kinda go in that direction, yeah. It's on Vince's channel.

    • @TheOriginalTuhat
      @TheOriginalTuhat Місяць тому +4

      @@dinobebo thx bb

    • @caprah666
      @caprah666 Місяць тому +22

      @@TheOriginalTuhat basically just super political for no good reason

    • @NinjaFresh
      @NinjaFresh Місяць тому +10

      @@caprah666 it was super funny. Chad and Max are Australian and thus gay adjacent. Australia is pretty much Canada but with more dangerous critters.

  • @Flamgeir
    @Flamgeir Місяць тому +2985

    literally every Australian youtuber is just on standby for them 😭😭😭

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 Місяць тому +124

      Primitive technology cameo when??

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Місяць тому +66

      I want the boy boys on!

    • @Tortoise-protecter
      @Tortoise-protecter Місяць тому +14

      @@QuzgaI think they were on in a oldish video

    • @MrTavrosNitram
      @MrTavrosNitram Місяць тому +22

      @@Quzga they were on the podcast a while back but yes, i too, want more of them together

    • @thisbubblygoodness7611
      @thisbubblygoodness7611 Місяць тому +20

      with HowToBasic as a cameraman who occasionally throws eggs at them

  • @emo_cookies13
    @emo_cookies13 Місяць тому +1234

    "I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs" ☠️🤣
    I'm CRYING

    • @astronxmical.
      @astronxmical. Місяць тому +17

      chad’s spit take was awesome lmfao

    • @keesdekarper
      @keesdekarper Місяць тому +9

      The indian accent is what sold it for me.

  • @DJTXD123
    @DJTXD123 Місяць тому +2354

    That "Breaking news, I'm Chinese" was fucking hillarious
    Also i can't believe they didn't notice in the prime ad it said Aids

    • @GodsDrunkestDriver1791
      @GodsDrunkestDriver1791 Місяць тому +98

      And on the fungus one it said Dehydration Drink

    • @Isivjshscjjc274
      @Isivjshscjjc274 Місяць тому

      @@DJTXD123 lol you dirty racist

    • @floorfan1081
      @floorfan1081 Місяць тому +74

      “We are stealing your money” “crypto zoo style” “aids”

    • @MisterDramastic
      @MisterDramastic Місяць тому +1

      wasn’t max both the one to suggest it and then be slightly offended by it? that’s the funniest part lmao

    • @TheData117
      @TheData117 Місяць тому +1

      You made me laugh my ass again just thinking about it, god I love being simple.

  • @mindstealer8685
    @mindstealer8685 Місяць тому +112

    my stomach hurts from laughing at the richardsons commercial, i'm scared to keep watching. i fear my body will implode

  • @ignis6794
    @ignis6794 Місяць тому +759

    "Hes advertising Ominous Fog thats been killing locals in Melbourne" fucking killed me

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot Місяць тому +3

      It’s try though, I died.

    • @culture4519
      @culture4519 Місяць тому +2

      It’s good has a nice aftertaste of impending doom

  • @AdamOoze
    @AdamOoze Місяць тому +4136

    Ah yes, watching one minute unskippable ads in between made up Max and Chad ads. We're truly living in the future.

    • @rave9348
      @rave9348 Місяць тому +89

      premium is worth it

    • @bucketmonkeys
      @bucketmonkeys Місяць тому +144

      mmm adblock

    • @false5835
      @false5835 Місяць тому

      use brave fuck adds

    • @ToastyDoasty
      @ToastyDoasty Місяць тому +112

      mmmm ublock origin

    • @AdamOoze
      @AdamOoze Місяць тому +24

      @@bucketmonkeys My mobile ass can't get no adblock

  • @deadlybaconman4467
    @deadlybaconman4467 Місяць тому +1470

    you guys realize that you HAVE to make the Cold Ones GamerSupps flavor "Dog Cement" now right?

  • @sweou
    @sweou Місяць тому +33

    Amanda won this video hands down, I hope they send her more grog while she's putting on mascara or alphabetically organizing her ham because she deserves it!

  • @domssay
    @domssay Місяць тому +1344

    I MUST see that HamWow ad, I NEED it.

  • @hhhemlock
    @hhhemlock Місяць тому +360

    Because they always forget what they ordered, it feels like that Max and Chad are completely different from the Max and Chad who watch the finished results

    • @abian36
      @abian36 Місяць тому +30

      The Max & Chad of Theseus

    • @melon-qm7ed
      @melon-qm7ed Місяць тому +2

      the real max and Chad vs the trying not to get demonetised max and chad. no hate though

  • @agachateyconocelo2693
    @agachateyconocelo2693 Місяць тому +356

    Max's Dog Cement ad is one of the best things to ever come out of Cold Ones, fucking immaculate.

    • @somerandomdude2085
      @somerandomdude2085 Місяць тому +27

      "I have cemented at least 50 local street dogs in the past 4 months",god I couldn't breathe when I heard this.

    • @destinyhntr
      @destinyhntr Місяць тому +1

      I'm surprised they didn't use that as a FB ad. Definitely would have gotten a lot of attention if it was shown to the right audience.

  • @PootComblit
    @PootComblit 14 днів тому +7

    "omg dude you're killing me. Lmao I just realized what you wrote and that this a parody. Omg. Lmao. Ok I'm on it."

  • @MonicaRMartino
    @MonicaRMartino Місяць тому +856

    The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out
    what an absolute pro

    • @DreamBeamz
      @DreamBeamz Місяць тому +13

      This needs its own UA-cam release with no talk over

    • @richardnixon176
      @richardnixon176 Місяць тому

      @@DreamBeamzSwear🤣

    • @GROCKDUBZ
      @GROCKDUBZ Місяць тому

      I died

    • @spa2damax
      @spa2damax Місяць тому +2

      Needs a merch release

    • @daalv8016
      @daalv8016 Місяць тому +1

      I hope adult swim picks it up and puts it as a skit hahaha like back in the day

  • @theshamwowguy
    @theshamwowguy Місяць тому +2212

    “I was canceled before cancel culture existed. Why would I stop now? Full version available on my channel!

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 Місяць тому +108

      Saw it on your channel recently. Thanks for the help, Vince!

    • @ianray1744
      @ianray1744 Місяць тому +162

      unbelievably based

    • @cohandora
      @cohandora Місяць тому +36

      WHOA WHOA WHOA

    • @TheBBMLover
      @TheBBMLover Місяць тому +111

      It was just as controversial as I hoped.

    • @theshamwowguy
      @theshamwowguy Місяць тому +140

      @@TheBBMLover thanks I really appreciate that!

  • @tlanand21
    @tlanand21 Місяць тому +810

    Just wanted to let y’all know my little brother was a huge fan of you guys and watched every video. He just passed away last night after being in a coma for 2 weeks. Just wanted y’all to know you had a big impact on his life. Thank you guys ❤

    • @chatman4998
      @chatman4998 Місяць тому +45

      Sorry for your lost ❤

    • @OvenHut
      @OvenHut Місяць тому +134

      your little brother fell off

    • @MediocreJoker69
      @MediocreJoker69 Місяць тому +22

      Sending good vibes to you and your fam🙏🏻🩷 shoutout to your bro

    • @eloso4309
      @eloso4309 Місяць тому +24

      May he rest in peace, God bless you ❤

    • @genericidiot2500
      @genericidiot2500 Місяць тому +9

      Yo sorry about the 2 dickheads above- may he rest in peace 🙏❤️

  • @Ludvix
    @Ludvix Місяць тому +21

    The equals three transition killed me was so unexpected lol

  • @dingusB
    @dingusB Місяць тому +206

    2 VIDS IN ONE MONTH??!!?? You guys are blessing us.

  • @MrRicearonie
    @MrRicearonie Місяць тому +709

    Knowing that the Shamwow guy made the abomination of a movie called InAPPropriate Comedy, it does not surprise me that they couldn’t show what he came up with for HamWow

    • @RoseLexThorne
      @RoseLexThorne Місяць тому +78

      He posted it on his channel. It's not really... That awful? Everything is so over the top, it feels more like a parody of a parody, like it was being extreme to top itself.
      It honestly made me think of 90s shockjocks if they didn't have FCC restrictions.

    • @eduardovaldivia1492
      @eduardovaldivia1492 Місяць тому

      @@RoseLexThornewhat’s his channel called? 😂

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Місяць тому

      ​@@RoseLexThorneit's like madtv but unfunny

    • @zanpakutoman4225
      @zanpakutoman4225 Місяць тому +23

      @@RoseLexThorne It's not shocking and traumatizing. But, it definitely balances the line of what could get a video demonetized, if not someone's whole channel getting a strike or something like that.

    • @Uncle_dizzle
      @Uncle_dizzle Місяць тому

      @@zanpakutoman4225 the one on his yt is the supposed to be the CLEAN version the extended is on his patreon

  • @720MotorWorks
    @720MotorWorks Місяць тому +216

    The Richard rich Richards Richard Richard & Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson & Sons ad took me out🤣🤣
    what an absolute pro

    • @captaink3944
      @captaink3944 Місяць тому +10

      Actually I'm so glad he took it so seriously 😂

    • @Velocikektor
      @Velocikektor Місяць тому +1

      Currently trying to find that exact video so I can send it to my friend to confuse/make him laugh.

  • @TheChocolatBlanc
    @TheChocolatBlanc 27 днів тому +3

    37:03 That's actually wholesome af.

  • @russ_dylan
    @russ_dylan Місяць тому +219

    I feel like it’s now a viable career option to just make a fiver account and have these idiots buy something from you

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper Місяць тому +71

    Somehow I am not surprised how each of the ads they made alone perfectly fits whoever made them
    Darcy having his own bit of fun in the chaos Max and Chad generate
    Scott just keeping it simple and effective
    Max spending a fortune for one of his favourite memes (surprised it wasnt a Little Fella ad)
    And Chad doing something that could only be shown on the Patreon

  • @noobiusmaximus6314
    @noobiusmaximus6314 Місяць тому +130

    The woman who did the "i'm a doctor at hospital" has me absolutely howling. God damn, my ribs genuine cane right now.

  • @decimeter13
    @decimeter13 Місяць тому +11

    Having Scott AND Darcy was a hoot!
    Can't beat the Scott laugh track

  • @jamiebrown1732
    @jamiebrown1732 Місяць тому +191

    “What they call it when you bring someone back? Necromancy?” So underrated 🤣🤣

  • @Faithpop98
    @Faithpop98 Місяць тому +104

    These guys are so refreshing to watch. There's not a lot of quality "weird" content on UA-cam. A lot of popular content seems really censored and mass produced to appease The Algorithm
    Im glad they get plenty of funding from Patreon. These guys just seem more authentic, the whole crew is genuinely funny and charasmatic and genius in their own ways

  • @mrKozmoz
    @mrKozmoz Місяць тому +5

    The Cold Ones boys keeping long format comedy alive, bless you all

  • @artiumromanov9798
    @artiumromanov9798 Місяць тому +63

    Ominous fog is CRAZY i love it. This whole vid radiates creativity, from the idea to the individual ad requirements. Sooo funny, love the content

  • @Joe-ut3sz
    @Joe-ut3sz Місяць тому +83

    "That'd literally be promoting alcohol to miners" scott that's genius

  • @incription
    @incription Місяць тому +106

    Cold ones vids are genuinely the best edited of any regularly uploading channel

  • @LetsTalkGames101
    @LetsTalkGames101 Місяць тому +12

    The =3 reference is crazy

  • @TheKingPotatoo
    @TheKingPotatoo Місяць тому +81

    the ominous fog should be a limited time flavour for halloween

  • @DankasaurusReks
    @DankasaurusReks Місяць тому +145

    Listen, boys. You get me a van with Grog plastered all over it, and I'll drive that thing all across America promoting Grog.

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 Місяць тому +39

      Vann Grogh

    • @MrBopet
      @MrBopet Місяць тому +8

      The groggsmobile

    • @yoda5167
      @yoda5167 Місяць тому +2

      @ivkipivki1948 I sure hope it does

    • @DankasaurusReks
      @DankasaurusReks 10 днів тому +1

      This comment hits different now that the boys actually made a grog van.

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 9 днів тому

      @@DankasaurusReks yeah dude! wheres your credit

  • @Fredsterface
    @Fredsterface Місяць тому +90

    WE NEED GROG IN THE UK. GIVE ME GROG

  • @Gekkomain_Gin
    @Gekkomain_Gin Місяць тому +5

    probably the best and most funny video max and chad have ever blessed us

  • @MeMeMcsplosion
    @MeMeMcsplosion Місяць тому +50

    The money shot of the pickles and coins falling onto the pizza is probably in the 10 funniest things of all time for me

  • @RedPN
    @RedPN Місяць тому +30

    Some of these people really went above and beyond and it's amazing. Props to them

  • @victorjarillo8548
    @victorjarillo8548 Місяць тому +247

    WAKE UP COLD ONES UPLOADED!!!!! THE WORLD IS SAVED!

  • @gibbs1716
    @gibbs1716 Місяць тому +5

    the first news guy for the scene transition was so good

  • @Corndogger61
    @Corndogger61 Місяць тому +119

    Yes a 57 Minute Cold Ones to Enjoy the Day

  • @brockfurd
    @brockfurd Місяць тому +235

    that equals 3 transition brought back so many memories

    • @BoyAzure
      @BoyAzure Місяць тому +4

      bro for real that hit different

    • @charlesbanks8865
      @charlesbanks8865 Місяць тому +5

      It made my comment question of the day tingle

    • @dreamskater333
      @dreamskater333 Місяць тому +2

      was on my way to type exactly this lmao

    • @slingshotnerd
      @slingshotnerd Місяць тому +4

      It gave me some dicklash which is like whiplash but my =3 got ripped off

    • @ClonesDream
      @ClonesDream Місяць тому +2

      @@slingshotnerd I know a guy that can help ya

  • @radicallybean
    @radicallybean Місяць тому +372

    wow…you guys have made it lol. wasting $20k like that and still being financially stable is crazy.

    • @firefistportgasdace432
      @firefistportgasdace432 Місяць тому +65

      It's those patron donos.

    • @VS-mt5tz
      @VS-mt5tz Місяць тому +12

      You're very smart and observant

    • @Jell0zz
      @Jell0zz Місяць тому

      Nah bruh, they're both on welfare hiding from Centrelink*. Trust.

    • @laughingduck1000
      @laughingduck1000 Місяць тому +53

      they make ~$80k from their patreon monthly

    • @Faithpop98
      @Faithpop98 Місяць тому +69

      They make 6 figures a month from Patreon alone and you can tell they invest it back into their content. As they spare no expense to entertain their audience, it's a win for both sides

  • @sweou
    @sweou Місяць тому +3

    I cannot get over how good that dog cement ad was, it was pure cinema... *chefs kiss*

  • @godofgods9432
    @godofgods9432 Місяць тому +48

    Ted reading out all those numbers absolutely BROKE me

  • @GhostlyWhiteGuy
    @GhostlyWhiteGuy Місяць тому +289

    What in god’s name did Vince say that made them react THAT BADLY?!

    • @Regis-lx4yo
      @Regis-lx4yo Місяць тому +1

      Fr

    • @Big_Lard
      @Big_Lard Місяць тому +67

      the Patreon cut is insane dude, literally all of the worst things you can think of in one video

    • @whatsupeveryone
      @whatsupeveryone Місяць тому +5

      @@Big_Lard explain pls 😭 tell

    • @ivkipivki1948
      @ivkipivki1948 Місяць тому +1

      Pls we broke ​@@Big_Lard

    • @joecarone7405
      @joecarone7405 Місяць тому

      @@Big_Lard on the cold ones patreon or vinces

  • @zipit1999
    @zipit1999 Місяць тому +45

    sham-wow guy was WAITING for an excuse to become unglued 💀

  • @Mau5fan2196
    @Mau5fan2196 Місяць тому +3

    We fokin did it bois. I had the distinguished honor of meeting the boys, plus Darcy and Scogg at the West Hollywood location yesterday . It’s before noon and I’m already 2 Grogs in! Cheers!

  • @Deja117
    @Deja117 Місяць тому +38

    Not going to lie, the Grog ads are actually a genius idea. I feel like it will help your editors a lot coming up with adverts since they're so random.

  • @muchochucho9778
    @muchochucho9778 Місяць тому +29

    “Hey my names Ted my Richard and Richard offer lawferm” feels like some shit Charlie would write in its always sunny

  • @joneasterling7146
    @joneasterling7146 Місяць тому +4

    I saw the ham-wow video before i saw this, this video cleared a lot of questions i had

  • @samjohnson8588
    @samjohnson8588 Місяць тому +24

    'Dog cement is recommended by 1 in every 2 paid veterinarians' killed me

  • @Gabzilla19
    @Gabzilla19 Місяць тому +27

    I wrote to Luis the Fiver guy(the Lawyer guy who said all the numbers)
    He said that he loved doing the video. I sent him the link too

  • @luckydueces5873
    @luckydueces5873 Місяць тому +54

    I can’t believe “Ted” didn’t know it was a parody from the first line haha

    • @puppycatsupremacy
      @puppycatsupremacy Місяць тому

      he did know it was a parody since they included "this is for a parody" in their order desc.
      learn to read.

    • @luckydueces5873
      @luckydueces5873 Місяць тому +15

      It was revealed he didn’t see it. You silly goose. He messaged them multiple times about the script before finally realizing

    • @fwble_3888
      @fwble_3888 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@puppycatsupremacyyou silly no reading comprehension goose

  • @3dfx511
    @3dfx511 Місяць тому +22

    thanks for posting this i needed a laugh as my moms in the ER. : C

    • @BIGMAN45.
      @BIGMAN45. Місяць тому +3

      Hope she’s doing well dude

  • @laurensather8932
    @laurensather8932 Місяць тому +34

    Griffin’s editing is actually insane

  • @TravisPlushProductions
    @TravisPlushProductions Місяць тому +39

    “The Markiplier combo” fucking took my out how did nobody else laugh at that

  • @gaveup
    @gaveup Місяць тому +25

    Ted made my face hurt from laughing, so I'm calling Richard Rich Richards Richard Richard and Associates in partnership with Richard Richardson and Sons

  • @solboofguy420
    @solboofguy420 Місяць тому +5

    Like everyone has said before. Crazy how i started watching them in 5th grade and im now married divorced and 52

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw Місяць тому +48

    Dog cement was actually funny lmao. Where can i order some? I need a few bags for my annoying ass puppy that keeps chewing on me 😂

  • @varicosevaynes
    @varicosevaynes Місяць тому +6

    The Grog theme being a parody of the ren and stimpy Log is next level

  • @dinosaurcursive
    @dinosaurcursive Місяць тому +31

    a new cold ones video, only a week after the last? splendid

  • @nosyttt
    @nosyttt Місяць тому +4

    46:26 “i can’t stop eating cement” 😭

  • @Keatwonobe
    @Keatwonobe Місяць тому +21

    Reading that entire number in an announcer voice and cadence is just such a flex goddamn!~

  • @sarcoboi12v3
    @sarcoboi12v3 Місяць тому +40

    I’m not even Californian, but as a fellow American who doesn’t drink…. drink Grog 🇺🇸

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 Місяць тому +35

    "Bald and/or balding?" - Yes, I'm bald AND still balding

  • @CavityNo1
    @CavityNo1 Місяць тому +29

    The Ray William Johnson bit was LEGENDARY

  • @EthelJung-j5w
    @EthelJung-j5w Місяць тому +134

    I had to stop for a moment when I heard that grog was coming to California, for I thought it may be a dream. Finally, after all this time I will be able to try a nice cold grog

    • @Bourbon-i5o
      @Bourbon-i5o Місяць тому +13

      Unfortunately you will still live in california

    • @ulisesmonroy7167
      @ulisesmonroy7167 Місяць тому

      @@Bourbon-i5oehh but with grog you forget everything 🦦

    • @moidaboi9591
      @moidaboi9591 Місяць тому +1

      @@Bourbon-i5o cope

  • @Aced.369
    @Aced.369 Місяць тому +2

    been waiting so long for grog in cali cant wait

  • @TakehisaYuji
    @TakehisaYuji Місяць тому +23

    this is probably a cold ones record for the most people confused in the process of making a video

  • @yeet6362
    @yeet6362 Місяць тому +5

    The Ominous Fog ad would be like, perfect to place into a horror game.
    I can't remember the name for this Can Game where to take pics for it, Mat Pat had made a video about it, but like, the Fake Ad would so work in a Game similar to that, that being the start of a game and then you slowly uncover a lot of horrific lore. It would be so friggen dope.

  • @Spaced0ut000
    @Spaced0ut000 Місяць тому +8

    I live in Cali and I’m so excited to buy Grog!! Thank u Grog Gods for blessing us 🙏

  • @idriveimliterallyryangosling
    @idriveimliterallyryangosling Місяць тому +3

    whoever did the =3 transition, give them an extra 10,000 AUD.

  • @Xnate13X
    @Xnate13X Місяць тому +50

    I like the 0:58 =3 old school YT switch screen noise & the "what's up forum?" :p

  • @SwaggieSteve
    @SwaggieSteve Місяць тому +9

    PLEASE keep making these videos 1 hour long.. lol these are my top 3 favorite videos

  • @_galacticfates
    @_galacticfates Місяць тому +46

    A new video on my 21st birthday?? Thank you Cold Ones, very cool! I guess I'll have to buy Grog now ‼

    • @RealUsername64
      @RealUsername64 Місяць тому +2

      Happy birthday

    • @Revienity
      @Revienity Місяць тому +1

      Happy christmams

    • @grave_bane
      @grave_bane Місяць тому +3

      GO GET GROGGED ‼️

    • @Xxpavement_angelxX
      @Xxpavement_angelxX Місяць тому

      a one hour long vid on your birthday, youve been blessed, happy bday!!

    • @IVPixel
      @IVPixel Місяць тому +1

      >there are people born in the 2000s
      boggles the mind

  • @nickdaniel7814
    @nickdaniel7814 Місяць тому +12

    VINCE DROPPED THE COMMERCIAL y'all were right that shit is horrendous lmao

  • @JG-hf4fk
    @JG-hf4fk Місяць тому +1

    Spreading grog to more areas in America will def get you more money

  • @HEXORCIZT
    @HEXORCIZT Місяць тому +7

    i literally thought the grey can of Grog was a way to tease a PEAR flavour. the immense disappointment upon realising it was FEAR

  • @OZZY9669
    @OZZY9669 Місяць тому +18

    This amount of constant entertainment is unfathomable!

  • @rodri5044
    @rodri5044 Місяць тому +60

    Ngl, the whole Hamwow commercial feels like a fever dream.

    • @thegodofsoapkekcario1970
      @thegodofsoapkekcario1970 Місяць тому +4

      I need to know what happens in it.

    • @Adequate__
      @Adequate__ Місяць тому +37

      @@thegodofsoapkekcario1970 he goes on a tirade about muslims and their culture regarding how ham is haram and for no reason out of left field calls Gaza a "stain" that the HamWow will clean up

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg Місяць тому +5

      @@Adequate__ No cap? That’s actually fucking crazy

    • @fairyfangz
      @fairyfangz Місяць тому

      wtf​@@Adequate__

    • @jannyyy2722
      @jannyyy2722 Місяць тому

      @@kugelblitzkrieg You can watch the commercial on his channel (or at least a version of it), so I really don't know what this dude is talking about.

  • @y-honey
    @y-honey Місяць тому +1

    thank u guys fr i been wanting to quit drinking but i could never forgive myself for stopping when i haven’t even started treating myself to a Cold Grog 🙏

  • @SeanVanas
    @SeanVanas Місяць тому +84

    Fuck yes, new cold ones.

  • @diggitheins8334
    @diggitheins8334 Місяць тому +11

    Vince got commissioned by these guys then claim he's making a skit show when he uploads it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    You never fail to entertain me Vince

  • @KeljuKkojootti
    @KeljuKkojootti Місяць тому +7

    The best video in a while. Im interested in seeing the hamwow ad.

  • @ArthurAlias
    @ArthurAlias Місяць тому +1

    As someone who is just entering the marketing industry, that last clip of them going over how the ad performed was actually a nice touch.

  • @Jaysiah360
    @Jaysiah360 Місяць тому +10

    2 vids in a span of a week and a half this must be a blessing.

  • @951meatjr
    @951meatjr Місяць тому +13

    LMAO you can NOT start this video with a Ray William Johnson reference

  • @Captainhogthrob
    @Captainhogthrob Місяць тому +2

    Darcy's laughing was REALLY loud in the mixing. Funny laugh, just really loud

  • @Mousyy
    @Mousyy Місяць тому +11

    MAX BETTER BE OPENING CHILDRENS PLAYING CARDS AGAIN SOON OR IM GOING TO HAVE A GOD DAMN ANEURYSM!

  • @tobiasassmann1256
    @tobiasassmann1256 Місяць тому +12

    Greetings from Thailand, I think your Grog would sell well here, people love alcoholic soda water - in other words seltzer, which we don’t have here yet.

    • @DogeAgainstTheMachine
      @DogeAgainstTheMachine Місяць тому

      @@TM-ft5po🤡🤡🤡

    • @eshanroveran7850
      @eshanroveran7850 Місяць тому +2

      @@TM-ft5po Unless you have thousands and thousands of dollars to buy a license for a still then no you can not just do it yourself. Its water, Vodka, Soju, And specially crafted flavors that nobody can really recreate without an actual laboratory, and THEN all of that is distilled and carbonated.
      At least "westerners" can read.

    • @pepega6438
      @pepega6438 Місяць тому +1

      @@TM-ft5poRight? I like the content, but how many drinks like this exist already? Feels pointless and unnecessary at times, the content it creates is enjoyable tho

  • @Jaies_
    @Jaies_ Місяць тому +8

    These surreal ads remind me of Tim and Eric, I love it

  • @elliottbuxton
    @elliottbuxton Місяць тому

    i mean this with all my heart when I say that nothing makes me laugh harder than these cold ones videos. I am literally in pain. its worth the few months in between videos.