@@GracUntoYou Matthew 9:5 "blessed are the peacemakers and blessed are those who shut the hell up cause nobody is getting converted through a youtube comment"
Selah Ephesians 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;/Inspiration+How many of you have taken communion without giving it much thought at all? I have certainly drank the blood and tasted the body of Christ more in a ceremonial sense rather than a truly powerful and thoughtful experience. We take communion as a reminder that Christ is our strength and our redeemer. His sacrifice forgives our sins and his sacrifice needs to be remembered. This verse helps illustrate the importance of Christ’s sacrifice. /Prayer+ Dearest Father, bring light to my darkened soul. Help me keep you in my heart, O Lord, my rock and redeemer, this day and always. Forgive me for sinning, but know that I shall not forget the sacrifice that you made by sending your only begotten son to shed his blood and sacrifice his body so that we may live. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, I pray to you today. Amen. ua-cam.com/video/8XI-55C9uwM/v-deo.html
@Hayden Moore it was worth every penny I had started the whole show over again only got half way an it wasn't there anymore not even the new shit one lol
Selah Ephesians 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;/Inspiration+How many of you have taken communion without giving it much thought at all? I have certainly drank the blood and tasted the body of Christ more in a ceremonial sense rather than a truly powerful and thoughtful experience. We take communion as a reminder that Christ is our strength and our redeemer. His sacrifice forgives our sins and his sacrifice needs to be remembered. This verse helps illustrate the importance of Christ’s sacrifice. /Prayer+ Dearest Father, bring light to my darkened soul. Help me keep you in my heart, O Lord, my rock and redeemer, this day and always. Forgive me for sinning, but know that I shall not forget the sacrifice that you made by sending your only begotten son to shed his blood and sacrifice his body so that we may live. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, I pray to you today. Amen. ua-cam.com/video/8XI-55C9uwM/v-deo.html
0:21 Hammond : "What are u eating?" Jeremy: "Dragonflies" May : "What does it taste like?" Jeremy: "DRAGONFLIES" Clarkson's genius never fails to impress me ; lolllll XD
I always love May looking straight down the barrel of the shotgun. You can see the creeping smile on the handler that instantly pushes it away from his face, like ffs.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that some country has started painting deers antlers with reflective paint like on road signs so that if a car shines headlights on them, they’ll be easier to see at night.
James may is right about electricity actually, in a sense. We have fantastic models for generating power, controlling it and facilitating transmission, but electricity on a quantum level is really bloody complicated.
@@JamaicanCastleFair point, at least in description. Although this may seem absurd, the postulates of quantum mechanics were developed analogously to classical principles. In order to efficiently model these systems however, we have needed to compromise somewhat with numerical methods.
“Well what if somebody sees us?” Haha, May is awesome. No worries though buddy, don’t need to be too careful that far out in the desert. Just don’t expect quick help from the troopers if you get into trouble.
A few more Hammond moments I would’ve added; Jeremy: “We’re very close to the equator, perhaps we’re on it” Richard: “Nah we’d see it a big dotted line” “All this small farming stuff is that to do with communism?” And also not knowing it was Stalins head on his bonnet
I love Clarkson’s line in the Electric Car episode, “we have to put the letter i in the name of our creation so it seems smart, it will cos Ecomentalists are stupid…” 😂😂
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"Theres a rosy future for us all, isnt there?"
*cut to James aiming at his own head with a shotgun*
The final step in checking that a shotgun is safe and unloaded is to look down the barrel and make sure its clear of obstruction.
@@captainfunktastic2255 also could be the final step in your life if it is loaded.
@@captainfunktastic2255 oh yes without a doubt
@@EVEMASTER99 a final step is a final step
@@corruptpixel8441 PFFFFFF
"Which arm have you broken?" Never fails to make me laugh
The best part is how Richard plays it totally straight and stands there staring him down waiting for an answer.
@@CopiousDoinksLLC And he says it so concerned too lol
I never got the joke tho, can someone explain it pls?
Also the joke May does about the optional seat of the Demon is epic.
@@flat6gamingyt643 richard doesnt know which arm is broken, even though he can see which arm james actually broke
Hammond going "which arm have you broken?" with a completely serieus face always cracks me up
While looking James very seriously in the eye. If you look closely enough you can see the buffering animation on his forehead
That, and 'which seat do they put in as standard?'
i agree, corey spazkid
I agree, armenian corey
James may is being like “ a smart can pretend to be an idiot, but an idiot can’t pretend to be smart”
@@GracUntoYou shush
@@GracUntoYou how can you genuinely think that you're gonna 'convert' a single person by doing this?
@@VTX-Live yeah, he's just being annoying
Ohh FFS mate , your are a bigger spunk bubble than those 3 tossers combined .
@@GracUntoYou Matthew 9:5
"blessed are the peacemakers and blessed are those who shut the hell up cause nobody is getting converted through a youtube comment"
James May’s finger is the root of civilisation.
YES
That’s what she said
@@Charlie-Charlot God I hope not.
@@seanjosephhayes God I hope.
So, if you pull his finger, the effect would be the big bang?
"I don't belive in electricity" James May many years ago.
Imagining Jeremy coming to power is kinda terrifying tbh
With James as Minister for Transport
What would Hammond be?
@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire Communication Minister
@@adrielsebastian5216 or Foreign Secretary, perhaps he could go on a trade mission to Mexico
@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire Also Sports Minister
Jeremy's snow measuring technique might be my favorite joke in all of Top Gear.
That *thud* does send me to giggle fits.
@@pamelah6431and Jeremy's loud "OW" to signify its depth 🤣
I love it when James play the fool. It's the closest thing we have to an alien trying to understand humans.
5:46 Genuinely one of the funniest moments on TG, "oh no, that's asparagus"
How has it not become a meme yet
lmao
That’s even funnier if you have autism.
You know it's hilarious because James couldn't keep a straight face
James flicks lighter...
I think it must be damp.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
3:18 Hammond staring at James dead serious makes this all the better
and Jeremy just dying of laughter rapidly😂
"Which seat do they put in as standard?" OK, I know The Grand Tour is heavily, heavily scripted these days, but that line can't have been.
Tbh it's not that heavily scripted as you say
Judging by Hammond and Clarkson’s reactions, it was spontaneous. They can’t fake laugh that well.
What does it mean by the way ?
@@hamzamuhammadkhan it’s a piss take, jokingly implying that the seat they put in, isn’t the drivers seat
@@PJOZeus ohh gotcha
These guys have achieved a rare level of intelligence, being smart enough to find incredibly creative ways to be stupid
Yes
either a compilation of "when i come to power" or "that's annoying"
Selah
Ephesians 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;/Inspiration+How many of you have taken communion without giving it much thought at all? I have certainly drank the blood and tasted the body of Christ more in a ceremonial sense rather than a truly powerful and thoughtful experience. We take communion as a reminder that Christ is our strength and our redeemer. His sacrifice forgives our sins and his sacrifice needs to be remembered. This verse helps illustrate the importance of Christ’s sacrifice. /Prayer+ Dearest Father, bring light to my darkened soul. Help me keep you in my heart, O Lord, my rock and redeemer, this day and always. Forgive me for sinning, but know that I shall not forget the sacrifice that you made by sending your only begotten son to shed his blood and sacrifice his body so that we may live. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, I pray to you today. Amen.
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Why not *both?*
@@deadmanwalking971 preferably both but which one first
May and the shotgun was a legit pucker moment.
that's how you know that wasn't scripted
Ye but he is highly trained with guns
Like sometimes you just want to see inside the barrel of a gun how it looks like or just bc why not
@@drunks1nner298 no you absolutely don't
@@drunks1nner298 false
@@drunks1nner298 when that urge arises, you look down the other end of the barrel...
These videos always cheer me up
@@GracUntoYou shhh
@@GracUntoYou u like top gear mate?
Cant believe netflix didnt pay the rights to have it stay
@Hayden Moore it was worth every penny I had started the whole show over again only got half way an it wasn't there anymore not even the new shit one lol
Same a pick me up before work
i need "clarkson is scared of sat nav talking lady" compilation
*Satnav speaks Japanese*
"HELP!"
“EIMI’S BACK!” - Jeremy in the GT-R.
Clarkson went from being terrified of Eimi to being overjoyed when she returned.
Top 10 Character development arcs in anime
2:36 James May's mind must be so fast to even think of that comment! And judging by the reactions of the other two, it wasn't scripted.
My brother has a mind like this. Quirky answers and daft questions abound
"There ya go."
"You idiot!"
Gets me every time
"Wot?!"
"Well, it's ruined!!!"
I was waiting for
“It’s quite snowy.”
“It must’ve snowed.”
*Driving through the Arctic*
“Ooo Gin! You’ve got any ice?”
"Which seat did they put in as standard?" Holy hell that was fast, no wonder it caught them so well lol
To be fair, some jokes just present themselves and are easy pickings 🙃
The compilation we didn't even knew we needed
Selah
Ephesians 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;/Inspiration+How many of you have taken communion without giving it much thought at all? I have certainly drank the blood and tasted the body of Christ more in a ceremonial sense rather than a truly powerful and thoughtful experience. We take communion as a reminder that Christ is our strength and our redeemer. His sacrifice forgives our sins and his sacrifice needs to be remembered. This verse helps illustrate the importance of Christ’s sacrifice. /Prayer+ Dearest Father, bring light to my darkened soul. Help me keep you in my heart, O Lord, my rock and redeemer, this day and always. Forgive me for sinning, but know that I shall not forget the sacrifice that you made by sending your only begotten son to shed his blood and sacrifice his body so that we may live. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, I pray to you today. Amen.
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@@GracUntoYou silence bot
0:55
Hammond : What are you doing?
Clarkson : Im defusing a bomb,Hammond. What do you think Im doing?
May : Im baking a cake.
they said that in the video
0:21
Hammond : "What are u eating?"
Jeremy: "Dragonflies"
May : "What does it taste like?"
Jeremy: "DRAGONFLIES"
Clarkson's genius never fails to impress me ;
lolllll XD
Well he isn't wrong lmao
3:19 Jeremy sounds like his Maserati starting up
“Here’s what happened” or “naturally what happens is...” compilation.
Jeremy's face waiting for Hammond's approval at 3:29 had me crying
James May is always the shy introverted one, but he does come up with some brilliant ideas!
“What seat do they put in as standard?”
Makes me laughs me every time
I love this type of humour
Thank you for making these videos. They make the day a whole lot better.
I could listen to Clarkson laugh all day. His wheezing laughter is so infectious.
3:17 That deadpan delivery of that line gets me every time!
2:33 that damn near turned into a snuff film
0:02 -
James : Is that just the wind did that?
Jeremy : Oh yeah, no a big giant came (!) 😂 😂
anyone: *dies*
James: "does that mean they're not coming on, then?"
At least sometimes bits of them made it to the studio... or at least splattered the window.
I thought this was gonna be compilation of Clarkson and his way of saying "Stupid" but this was even better
No matter how many times I've seen these clips, I will ALWAYS burst out laughing when I see them
THIS is why we watch the trio, not the bloody cars.
I watch it for both
I watch for the cars
I watch for the Top Gear boys, the cars are just a nice bonus
I always love May looking straight down the barrel of the shotgun. You can see the creeping smile on the handler that instantly pushes it away from his face, like ffs.
“Which seat do they put in as standard?”
I lost it for several minutes after that one.
Why don't they put high visibility jackets on the deer?
YES!
then preditors kill them easy
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that some country has started painting deers antlers with reflective paint like on road signs so that if a car shines headlights on them, they’ll be easier to see at night.
@@GlitzyZebra hunters
Hunters see them easy:)
I like how most of these clips are james yet he's definitely the smartest out the three
The Dodge Demon seat joke was one of the best I heard in a while!
Hammond: ''What are you eating?"
Clarkson: "Dragonflies."
May: ''How do they taste?"
Clarkson: ''Like ..... dragonflies."
James may is right about electricity actually, in a sense. We have fantastic models for generating power, controlling it and facilitating transmission, but electricity on a quantum level is really bloody complicated.
But of course: he's an omnipotent being
he is.. the root of all civilization
But on a quantum level, _everything_ is really bloody complicated.
@@JamaicanCastleFair point, at least in description. Although this may seem absurd, the postulates of quantum mechanics were developed analogously to classical principles. In order to efficiently model these systems however, we have needed to compromise somewhat with numerical methods.
“Well what if somebody sees us?” Haha, May is awesome. No worries though buddy, don’t need to be too careful that far out in the desert. Just don’t expect quick help from the troopers if you get into trouble.
2:32 James May pointing the shotgun killed me😂😂😂💀
4:48 The moment of realization
May: what if somebody see’s us?
Clarkson looks around seeing no one.
Clarkson: I don’t think they will.
Can we get a Clarkson "when I come to power" compilation??
No. It violates the Geneva Convention.
"Which seat did they put in as standard" was my favourite line ever.
James pointing a shotgun up at his face followed by clarkson and Hammond face palming made me cry laughing
Thanks for another brilliant compilation
Often chased by the 50
Why don't they just put the Deer sign on the Deer?
3:22 When you dismantle with your car in BeamNG
nothing can top LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE BARREL OF A SHOTGUN
I reckon 2:31 has to be my all time favourite Top Gear moment
1:44 Tbf James actually has a point.
5:59 Gotta love the face the pretty girl in the glasses makes when Clarkson says he gets his milk from the back of the cow😂😂
Which one? 😆😆
You forgot to add the episode where he says "look it's a hippo's head" and then "well it's probably a whole hippo, the rest is just underwater"
2:08 this one is genius
“I’m defusing a bomb Hammond, what do you think I’m doing?” Legit legend
“And I’m baking a cake.”😂
Watching these after binging clarkson's farm. Fantastic.
0:30 actually he’s not far off. There is always cops hiding in places like that around Nevada/Arizona.
the dive into snow... so good
James being the minister of transport... oh dear. Prepare for all the speed limits to reach an all-time high of 15 KPH.
.....and Hammond to become the Health Secretary......
1:18 is just the best argument to use on an FB comment war.
2:36 That is not stupid, it's just brilliant
“What you’ve done there Hammond, is make it more aerodynamic” Hammond view on life is quite innocent
May asks if Clarkson's brakes are squeaking and he responds with, "No they're birds. That's bird song." 😂
3:49 ~ Ha ha! Top Gear will *NEVER* be that exciting, again.
I feel like they sometimes say stupid for but it's funny though like hammond's asking may which of his arms are broken
Absolutely Brilliant.. I cracked up at this.. Really good funny bits.. 💕💕💕
They're not stupid, It's just that their Inteligence is soo briliant, we can't comprehend it
The thumbnail convinced me to watch this
"I don't believe in electricity" says the man who's had more cars break down because they ran out of electricity
And he owns minimum three electric cars LOL
It's like orks: they believe things into being, he disbelieves things OUT of being in his car.
They never were stupid! Besides the wildlife documentaries they provided the most sophisticated content for the BBC.
5:07 reminds me of a fox lol.
James' iconic line "does that mean, he/she is not coming on the?"
A few more Hammond moments I would’ve added;
Jeremy: “We’re very close to the equator, perhaps we’re on it”
Richard: “Nah we’d see it a big dotted line”
“All this small farming stuff is that to do with communism?”
And also not knowing it was Stalins head on his bonnet
WaS tHaT jUsT tHe WiNd ThAt DiD tHat?!!
"put the deer in the town "
I can't breathe 🤣😆!! this whole video cured me
5:46 Do NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT drink anything at this moment because you'll spit it out laughing and inhale it up your nose.
2:31 had me laughing
3 of the most genius people on tv playing dumb... What could makebus laugh more than this...
So in other words: a regular day for these guys
James, looking down the barrel of his own shotgun, will always make me laugh!
My favorite is Australia when Clarkson looks to camera and says,"Crocodiles *do* have hairy ears.". Hilarious.
4:09 that graffiti on wall (top left, above the white car) means "Fuck you". It's written in Arabic letter.
No not my finga, the woota
I'm honestly surprised this isn't 57 minutes long
I love Clarkson’s line in the Electric Car episode, “we have to put the letter i in the name of our creation so it seems smart, it will cos Ecomentalists are stupid…” 😂😂
10 years on and I still laugh at Jeremy's snow measuring technique
"Is that what makes my wee smell funny?"...how am I supposed to know...and how do you know? Are you missing some ribs??🤣🤣🤣God, may is funny
4:01 No, no, no. They're called the ROZZERS.
"I have haven't I?"
"...Goodbye."
Hammond proceeds to get shot, out of a cannon, into the sun.
getting Hammond to host "The Science of Stupid" was either a dumb idea or a stroke of ironic genius