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@@RatelHBadger man I remeber watching that episode with my dad eating dinner and we both almost spat our food out when the dummy got launched into the window 😂😂😂
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Eugen from Kharkov it’s a fabric used to make clothing, upholstery (meaning furniture, curtains etc), pillows and bedding. Jeremy covered his car in velvet for some of the challenges undertaken in that episode
The only reason it's sounds like that is because the time it was on every week was before you can swear on TV. It's technically not slang either as it's a combination of existing vernacular.
When I saw that I absolutely pissed myself laughing what a shot the fact it made it through that little window tho had me rolling on the floor dying of laughter 😂
Just missing the part where May is introduced for the first time. “He’s called James May, and based on what we’re about to see, he is a blithering idiot.”
It's absolutely amazing how this person could cut all episodes of Top Gear and The Grand Tour with Hammond, May, and Clarkson into just 7 minutes and 25 seconds.
You cut the best but out when James asks if there’s a record for going round and round and Hammond goes ‘I dunno but if there is it’s in the bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seeing the ice racing clip gave me an idea for a good compilation. "Racing driver excuses", for every time either they or guests on the show have given ludicrous and ridiculous excuses for why they lost.
I really appreciate the use of chapters to make it clear which clip is which and where each clip is from Edit: Not all chapters make it clear where the clip is from but the effort is still appreciated
Clarkson: Hammond you moron Hammond: we’ll I couldn’t do anything, I’ve got no steering I was talking……. Clarkson: we’ll why didn’t you tell us Hammond: I WAS YELLING ON THE RADIO YOU PULLED ME THROUGH A BUILDING! May: THIS FAMILY HAS LOVED THIS CAR SENSE 1991, AND YOU TURN UP FROM BLOODY WELLS OR NORTH AMERICA OR WHERE EVER IT IS YOU’VE BEEN.. AND YOU’VE ALREADY RUINED IT!!
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Morning guys
Morning guys James is
"It's a genuinely brilliant solution to a problem that never should have existed in the first place" pretty much describes Jeremy Clarkson
"He's never met my brother, how does he KNOW he's an idiot?!?!"
Is that from Top Gear or The Grand Tour?
@Eliphaschaos
That clip is from The Grand Tour - "The Youth Vote" episode S03E10.
Thanks for your comment…
Jeremy would probably say that it runs in the family.
I think you mean "he's A IDIOT" as Clarkson would say it.
@@joesaf2872 I will have to disagree, it is not from S3 E10 "The Youth Vote". It is, in fact S1 E13 "Past Vs Future" ✌🏻
"Patient to hospital".......for when time is critical.
Mason Ringbinder And the patient is surely going to be critical after that!
That may be the funniest thing topgear ever did.
I think I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight when I saw that sequence originally on TV. Missed the whole end of the show.
@Lucas Gawor
He who watches the video, will see...
@@RatelHBadger man I remeber watching that episode with my dad eating dinner and we both almost spat our food out when the dummy got launched into the window 😂😂😂
“Hammond you hidiot”
“This is the fastest car PAAAWZZEEE in de werld”
Ammond, du hidiot.
Dis es the fastest car, pawss, in da wurld.
This is the funniest shit PAAWWZZEE in de werld
HAMON, YU HIDIOT!!!
DIS IS DE FASTES KARR, 🅱️OUS, IN DE WURD!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahaha I'm Italian and that shit cracked meee
He performed that perfectly
"Blithering" is one of the best words out there.. couple it with idiot, moron, half wit etc and you have an absolutely fantastic insult!
It makes it so complete
I'm also quite fond of doddering. Or calling someone a dullard.
6:24 that part gets me every time! HAHAHAHAHA
Same 😆
🤣🤣
Love the Hamster's patient delivery system at 6:44. Hilarious
Hamster ?
@@thilensavignon1999
The Hamster is Richard Hammond's nickname because he's so small
I love that he hit the window
I mean adjust the trajectory and he's golden
@@cristalmewtwo4160 yeah it was spot on...almost
I was expecting to see “blithering idiots, do they not realise that you can’t use a magnet to pick up velvet”
@Fraser Gibson
This is a multiple part compilation. See the description for more detail. Will include more idiots moments in part 2 compilation..👍
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Fraser, could you please explain what 'velvet' means? Is it a sort of metal, or a type of the car?
Eugen from Kharkov it’s a fabric used to make clothing, upholstery (meaning furniture, curtains etc), pillows and bedding. Jeremy covered his car in velvet for some of the challenges undertaken in that episode
@@frasergibson5763 finally, I understood this phrase completely! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!)
Love how british slang sound such a polite even when cursing 😂
The only reason it's sounds like that is because the time it was on every week was before you can swear on TV. It's technically not slang either as it's a combination of existing vernacular.
@@Alex-cw3rz Hello James
Depends on the accent it definitely doesn't sound polite coming from a scouser
Found the clueless american
@@cristalmewtwo4160 or any working class brit
Top Gear has taught me some very pristine insults I'm positive will enrich my life on a long-term basis.
"It's a perfect solution to a problem that should never have existed in the first place." Words to live by.
“You schupid bastard, you’ve shot ME!!” 😂😂
Best one out of all of them
6:44 I'm impressed how he got the patient through the window
When I saw that I absolutely pissed myself laughing what a shot the fact it made it through that little window tho had me rolling on the floor dying of laughter 😂
do I tell em
1:36 "You missed the truck" Lmao who's OG enough on UA-cam to know that ToyStory video
We’re not aiming for the truck
I would love to know where to find that one
What video do you mean
Which one are you thinking of
@@Mandarin9900 *jet engine noises*
2:29 James looks kinda different here. I'm not quite sure what it is, maybe the lighting?
Has a voice filter been put in his throat?
Now just need one of May calling Clarkson a “pillock”
And one of James saying "cock"
I just burst laughing hard at Jezza's startled face when something bangs loudly in the vehicles he's in.
0:21 This has to be one of the best exchanges between them
The real blithering idiots were the friends we made along the way
Or maybe the real friends are the blithering idiots we traveled with along the way
The soundtrack to my childhood....”HAMMOND YOU IDIOT” 😂😂
6:30 Clarkson saved the patient.
May lost the patient.
Hammond attacked the hospital........... with the patient.
XD
😂😂😂😂I nearly wet myself 😂😂😂😂
It always gets me lol
The first time I saw that I had tears in my eyes. Now I just laugh. Experiencing this show for the first time is an awesome experience.
7:00 That’s a badass voice admittedly
1:29 the way he said 'engine' got me
Just missing the part where May is introduced for the first time. “He’s called James May, and based on what we’re about to see, he is a blithering idiot.”
2:22 “This is the fastest car, pose, in the world”
6:44 Hammond attacked the hospital with a patient.
3:29 Clarkson : "Well Done Hammond, You Blithering Idiot."
5:21 Clarkson : "HAMMOND, You Blithering Idiot You Totally Ruined This Car!!!"
"Your brother is an idiot, and your stupid car is ready" 🤣🤣🤣
1:47 I can't believe I've seen this episode so many times but only noticed now that James' umbrella is a katana umbrella.
Id say thr clip is higher quality then tv broadcast
holy shit
2:50
Man driving a full scale Hotwheels right there
Plot twist : Hammond's real name is Richard Hammond Yoohidiot
This is the the fastest car pause, in the world.
4:00. Hammond was losing the fish faster than the British lost their colonies lol
💀💀
I mean the British held the majority of their colonies for quite a long time so I’m not sure if the comparison works
@@markselby9352 post war*
@@markselby9352 and the British also defeated the USA in the war of 1812
2:32 Pretty much sums up why May replaced him in season 2 xD
Who is the guy may replaced
@@dirty.dan37 someone who isn’t May. So idc
@@dirty.dan37 Jason Dawe.
When Jeremy said this is the manliest thing i ever did n then shots hammond was too funny
"Hammond, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond."
"Clarkson, you moron."
2:59 Good to see Jason Dawe out there...
Respect for labelling each section, got a follow for that
2:28 May looks a little different
“Along comes Hammond with a 🅱️in”
Jesus christ! Look at Hammonds ambulance, if you don't need a hospital before you will after lol
6:38 i can't breathe XD
"You blithering idiot" is what I use the most as an insult. I love it!
That last one. Full on crying with laughter
0:53 the six seconds after this summarize the entire UK
"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOUVE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY"
The “Trump Truck” killed me. Soo true.
legendary - miss these guys so much
May never said his brother wasn’t an idiot just that Clarkson didn’t know that lmao
Message "your brother is idiot and you're stupid car is ready"
May: hes never met my brother 😂
Hammond:”patient to hospital”
*patient flies into a window*
Jeremy Clarkson:”HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT”
0:21 "WHYAREYOUDOINGTHISTOMEH?!?!😱 YOUSCHEWPIDIDIOTHAMMOND!!!😡"
It's absolutely amazing how this person could cut all episodes of Top Gear and The Grand Tour with Hammond, May, and Clarkson into just 7 minutes and 25 seconds.
A Top Gear compilation that actually credits the specific episode, I thought I'd never see the day
The voodoo child one🤣
And here comes Richard Hammond with a bin 😂
Jeremy Clarkson in his head YEAH awkward pause
5:41
"What have you done?! You've gone over a runaway light, you blithering idiot!"
I'm so tempted to name a dog "Hammond" so every time he does something my entire house hears HAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOND!
Me in online philosophy class : I wish if someone could make a funny top gear/grand tour compilation.
Joé Saf 1 minute later:
Thank you for uploading
"Why are you doing this to me?" is my favourite thing to say at the slightest inconvenience.
the one where Jeremy says it’s a Vauxhall u blithering idiot got me laughing so hard lol
It’s the one at 2:30 and watch until the end of that scene
As a child I thought Hammond You Idiot was his proper name😂😂
0:01 “Give me strength”
Classic clips. Well played...
0:46 always makes me laugh 😂
5:33 lolol
I never noticed that another catchphrase of Clarkson is "Why are you doing this to me?"
When you watch these videos. You realize, 40% is them breaking shit, 40% yelling at each other and 20% of actual cars.
It's called, making it interesting and fun
2:29 James May looked a little different in the earlier seasons
0:37 JUST SAVAGE... :D :D
You cut the best but out when James asks if there’s a record for going round and round and Hammond goes ‘I dunno but if there is it’s in the bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can I say British curse words are simply the best xD
0:57 legit sounded like it was reversed.
*'CooC'*
i thought it was a ytp video
What episode is that?
@Bart sewuster
0:57 - Top Gear Vietnam Special
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My favorite part is Clarkson's voice text to May.
Classic challenges from TG were the best
"This is the best car, *Bose* hin thee hworle"
'Crap. Why's it done that?' 😂😂😂😂
New game invented:take a shoot everytime some1 says "you blithering idiot"! hahahahahah
That VW message has me dying lmao
"Hammond you may rejoin the game.... That's the end of the game everybody" 🤣
"Dis is the fastest car, pawse, it der world!"
May: Your brother is an idiot1
Would have been funnier if James didn't have a brother
*“It's a bit hard without the steering wheel”*
- May
Two wheelers: Pathetic
Seeing the ice racing clip gave me an idea for a good compilation. "Racing driver excuses", for every time either they or guests on the show have given ludicrous and ridiculous excuses for why they lost.
I mean it was abit of a misfire
"So listen, there was a busload of children. Disabled ones. On fire. But its ok I saved them. Anyways it affected my lap. A bit."
1:18 "Engine!" 🤣 Just everso slightly fundamental to making a lorry move!
I really appreciate the use of chapters to make it clear which clip is which and where each clip is from
Edit: Not all chapters make it clear where the clip is from but the effort is still appreciated
I never had much faith in Hammond! 🤔🤣
Clarkson: Hammond you moron
Hammond: we’ll I couldn’t do anything, I’ve got no steering I was talking…….
Clarkson: we’ll why didn’t you tell us
Hammond: I WAS YELLING ON THE RADIO YOU PULLED ME THROUGH A BUILDING!
May: THIS FAMILY HAS LOVED THIS CAR SENSE 1991, AND YOU TURN UP FROM BLOODY WELLS OR NORTH AMERICA OR WHERE EVER IT IS YOU’VE BEEN.. AND YOU’VE ALREADY RUINED IT!!
*Wales
That should definitely be implemented into ambulances🤣
Hammond as an EMT shooting the guy out of the ambulance still makes cry laughing!
WHat? He has never met my brother, how does he know he is an idiot?!
Damn....a scene from season 1. (Pre-May)
“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME 😩😩”
Ah the ever dangerous falling piano 🎹 😆.
"This is the fastest car PAUSE in the world" 😂
You should do god give me strength compilation
2:29 you can tell Jason Dawe was genuinely pissed off.
4:46 A STEP STOOL LMAO
The old Panda 4x4 rescuing a big american truck / modern day version of Aesop's and La Fontaine "Lion and the mouse".
2:22... Borat?