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@@RatelHBadger man I remeber watching that episode with my dad eating dinner and we both almost spat our food out when the dummy got launched into the window 😂😂😂
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Eugen from Kharkov it’s a fabric used to make clothing, upholstery (meaning furniture, curtains etc), pillows and bedding. Jeremy covered his car in velvet for some of the challenges undertaken in that episode
The only reason it's sounds like that is because the time it was on every week was before you can swear on TV. It's technically not slang either as it's a combination of existing vernacular.
When I saw that I absolutely pissed myself laughing what a shot the fact it made it through that little window tho had me rolling on the floor dying of laughter 😂
Just missing the part where May is introduced for the first time. “He’s called James May, and based on what we’re about to see, he is a blithering idiot.”
It's absolutely amazing how this person could cut all episodes of Top Gear and The Grand Tour with Hammond, May, and Clarkson into just 7 minutes and 25 seconds.
Seeing the ice racing clip gave me an idea for a good compilation. "Racing driver excuses", for every time either they or guests on the show have given ludicrous and ridiculous excuses for why they lost.
You cut the best but out when James asks if there’s a record for going round and round and Hammond goes ‘I dunno but if there is it’s in the bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really appreciate the use of chapters to make it clear which clip is which and where each clip is from Edit: Not all chapters make it clear where the clip is from but the effort is still appreciated
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The man
Morning
Morning guys
Morning guys James is
"It's a genuinely brilliant solution to a problem that never should have existed in the first place" pretty much describes Jeremy Clarkson
"He's never met my brother, how does he KNOW he's an idiot?!?!"
Is that from Top Gear or The Grand Tour?
@Eliphaschaos
That clip is from The Grand Tour - "The Youth Vote" episode S03E10.
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Jeremy would probably say that it runs in the family.
I think you mean "he's A IDIOT" as Clarkson would say it.
@@joesaf2872 I will have to disagree, it is not from S3 E10 "The Youth Vote". It is, in fact S1 E13 "Past Vs Future" ✌🏻
"Patient to hospital".......for when time is critical.
Mason Ringbinder And the patient is surely going to be critical after that!
That may be the funniest thing topgear ever did.
I think I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight when I saw that sequence originally on TV. Missed the whole end of the show.
@Lucas Gawor
He who watches the video, will see...
@@RatelHBadger man I remeber watching that episode with my dad eating dinner and we both almost spat our food out when the dummy got launched into the window 😂😂😂
“Hammond you hidiot”
“This is the fastest car PAAAWZZEEE in de werld”
Ammond, du hidiot.
Dis es the fastest car, pawss, in da wurld.
This is the funniest shit PAAWWZZEE in de werld
HAMON, YU HIDIOT!!!
DIS IS DE FASTES KARR, 🅱️OUS, IN DE WURD!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahaha I'm Italian and that shit cracked meee
He performed that perfectly
"Blithering" is one of the best words out there.. couple it with idiot, moron, half wit etc and you have an absolutely fantastic insult!
It makes it so complete
I'm also quite fond of doddering. Or calling someone a dullard.
I use it a lot......
Love the Hamster's patient delivery system at 6:44. Hilarious
Hamster ?
@@thilensavignon1999
The Hamster is Richard Hammond's nickname because he's so small
I love that he hit the window
I mean adjust the trajectory and he's golden
@@cristalmewtwo4160 yeah it was spot on...almost
I was expecting to see “blithering idiots, do they not realise that you can’t use a magnet to pick up velvet”
@Fraser Gibson
This is a multiple part compilation. See the description for more detail. Will include more idiots moments in part 2 compilation..👍
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Fraser, could you please explain what 'velvet' means? Is it a sort of metal, or a type of the car?
Eugen from Kharkov it’s a fabric used to make clothing, upholstery (meaning furniture, curtains etc), pillows and bedding. Jeremy covered his car in velvet for some of the challenges undertaken in that episode
@@frasergibson5763 finally, I understood this phrase completely! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!)
"It's a perfect solution to a problem that should never have existed in the first place." Words to live by.
Love how british slang sound such a polite even when cursing 😂
The only reason it's sounds like that is because the time it was on every week was before you can swear on TV. It's technically not slang either as it's a combination of existing vernacular.
@@Alex-cw3rz Hello James
Depends on the accent it definitely doesn't sound polite coming from a scouser
Found the clueless american
@@cristalmewtwo4160 or any working class brit
6:24 that part gets me every time! HAHAHAHAHA
Same 😆
🤣🤣
“You schupid bastard, you’ve shot ME!!” 😂😂
Best one out of all of them
1:47 I can't believe I've seen this episode so many times but only noticed now that James' umbrella is a katana umbrella.
Id say thr clip is higher quality then tv broadcast
holy shit
6:44 I'm impressed how he got the patient through the window
When I saw that I absolutely pissed myself laughing what a shot the fact it made it through that little window tho had me rolling on the floor dying of laughter 😂
do I tell em
Top Gear has taught me some very pristine insults I'm positive will enrich my life on a long-term basis.
1:36 "You missed the truck" Lmao who's OG enough on UA-cam to know that ToyStory video
We’re not aiming for the truck
I would love to know where to find that one
What video do you mean
Which one are you thinking of
@@Mandarin9900 *jet engine noises*
The soundtrack to my childhood....”HAMMOND YOU IDIOT” 😂😂
0:21 This has to be one of the best exchanges between them
7:00 That’s a badass voice admittedly
I just burst laughing hard at Jezza's startled face when something bangs loudly in the vehicles he's in.
Now just need one of May calling Clarkson a “pillock”
And one of James saying "cock"
2:29 James looks kinda different here. I'm not quite sure what it is, maybe the lighting?
Has a voice filter been put in his throat?
The real blithering idiots were the friends we made along the way
Or maybe the real friends are the blithering idiots we traveled with along the way
6:30 Clarkson saved the patient.
May lost the patient.
Hammond attacked the hospital........... with the patient.
XD
😂😂😂😂I nearly wet myself 😂😂😂😂
It always gets me lol
The first time I saw that I had tears in my eyes. Now I just laugh. Experiencing this show for the first time is an awesome experience.
3:29 Clarkson : "Well Done Hammond, You Blithering Idiot."
6:44 Hammond attacked the hospital with a patient.
2:22 “This is the fastest car, pose, in the world”
Jeremy: “where is he?”
May: “in the pub I imagine…” 😂😂😂
Jezza: "he couldn't be in the pub! He was wounded, he had only 10 mins to live"
*in an Italian accent* “Hammond jchu idiote”
Gotta love Giacomo the Lambo test driver
5:21 Clarkson : "HAMMOND, You Blithering Idiot You Totally Ruined This Car!!!"
1:29 the way he said 'engine' got me
2:32 Pretty much sums up why May replaced him in season 2 xD
Who is the guy may replaced
@@dirty.dan37 someone who isn’t May. So idc
@@dirty.dan37 Jason Dawe.
Just missing the part where May is introduced for the first time. “He’s called James May, and based on what we’re about to see, he is a blithering idiot.”
2:50
Man driving a full scale Hotwheels right there
2:28 May looks a little different
Plot twist : Hammond's real name is Richard Hammond Yoohidiot
This is the the fastest car pause, in the world.
4:00. Hammond was losing the fish faster than the British lost their colonies lol
💀💀
I mean the British held the majority of their colonies for quite a long time so I’m not sure if the comparison works
@@markselby9352 post war*
@@markselby9352 and the British also defeated the USA in the war of 1812
legendary - miss these guys so much
The “Trump Truck” killed me. Soo true.
2:59 Good to see Jason Dawe out there...
“Along comes Hammond with a 🅱️in”
When Jeremy said this is the manliest thing i ever did n then shots hammond was too funny
"Hammond, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond, Hammond."
"Clarkson, you moron."
That last one. Full on crying with laughter
Hammond:”patient to hospital”
*patient flies into a window*
Jeremy Clarkson:”HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT”
"Your brother is an idiot, and your stupid car is ready" 🤣🤣🤣
Respect for labelling each section, got a follow for that
0:53 the six seconds after this summarize the entire UK
"You blithering idiot" is what I use the most as an insult. I love it!
5:41
"What have you done?! You've gone over a runaway light, you blithering idiot!"
"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOUVE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY"
A Top Gear compilation that actually credits the specific episode, I thought I'd never see the day
May never said his brother wasn’t an idiot just that Clarkson didn’t know that lmao
"ammond...you h'idiot" gets me every time
Me in online philosophy class : I wish if someone could make a funny top gear/grand tour compilation.
Joé Saf 1 minute later:
Thank you for uploading
The ambulance show was the last hurrah of Top Gear brilliance
It's absolutely amazing how this person could cut all episodes of Top Gear and The Grand Tour with Hammond, May, and Clarkson into just 7 minutes and 25 seconds.
Classic clips. Well played...
"Why are you doing this to me?" is my favourite thing to say at the slightest inconvenience.
the one where Jeremy says it’s a Vauxhall u blithering idiot got me laughing so hard lol
It’s the one at 2:30 and watch until the end of that scene
0:21 "WHYAREYOUDOINGTHISTOMEH?!?!😱 YOUSCHEWPIDIDIOTHAMMOND!!!😡"
6:38 i can't breathe XD
And here comes Richard Hammond with a bin 😂
Jeremy Clarkson in his head YEAH awkward pause
“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME 😩😩”
Jesus christ! Look at Hammonds ambulance, if you don't need a hospital before you will after lol
“This iz de fastast car, pause, in de worl” 😂😂😂😂
Seeing the ice racing clip gave me an idea for a good compilation. "Racing driver excuses", for every time either they or guests on the show have given ludicrous and ridiculous excuses for why they lost.
I mean it was abit of a misfire
"So listen, there was a busload of children. Disabled ones. On fire. But its ok I saved them. Anyways it affected my lap. A bit."
I'm so tempted to name a dog "Hammond" so every time he does something my entire house hears HAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOND!
The voodoo child one🤣
I never noticed that another catchphrase of Clarkson is "Why are you doing this to me?"
As a child I thought Hammond You Idiot was his proper name😂😂
Terrestrial television is, not so much poorer, as destitute, without these 3 fellas.
Message "your brother is idiot and you're stupid car is ready"
May: hes never met my brother 😂
"This is the best car, *Bose* hin thee hworle"
Classic challenges from TG were the best
0:46 always makes me laugh 😂
0:01 “Give me strength”
0:57 legit sounded like it was reversed.
*'CooC'*
i thought it was a ytp video
What episode is that?
@Bart sewuster
0:57 - Top Gear Vietnam Special
Check video description for more details...
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When you watch these videos. You realize, 40% is them breaking shit, 40% yelling at each other and 20% of actual cars.
It's called, making it interesting and fun
I just ran over a fish. Should I be worried? -J. May
'Crap. Why's it done that?' 😂😂😂😂
1:18 "Engine!" 🤣 Just everso slightly fundamental to making a lorry move!
New game invented:take a shoot everytime some1 says "you blithering idiot"! hahahahahah
*“It's a bit hard without the steering wheel”*
- May
Two wheelers: Pathetic
You cut the best but out when James asks if there’s a record for going round and round and Hammond goes ‘I dunno but if there is it’s in the bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve waited for the “idiot” compilation!!
That VW message has me dying lmao
Best comedians ever 😂
"Hammond you may rejoin the game.... That's the end of the game everybody" 🤣
2:29 James May looked a little different in the earlier seasons
My favorite part is Clarkson's voice text to May.
Can I say British curse words are simply the best xD
I really appreciate the use of chapters to make it clear which clip is which and where each clip is from
Edit: Not all chapters make it clear where the clip is from but the effort is still appreciated
"Dis is the fastest car, pawse, it der world!"
You should do god give me strength compilation
Damn....a scene from season 1. (Pre-May)
That should definitely be implemented into ambulances🤣
Hammond as an EMT shooting the guy out of the ambulance still makes cry laughing!
0:37 JUST SAVAGE... :D :D
Ah the ever dangerous falling piano 🎹 😆.
5:33 lolol