James May's Rage Moments Compilation

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  • @johnyrocket0015
    @johnyrocket0015 4 роки тому +2013

    Most of the anger is a result of Clarkson

    • @WestLinn4002
      @WestLinn4002 3 роки тому +98

      CLARKKKSSOOOOON!!!!!

    • @kenkat3688
      @kenkat3688 2 роки тому +32

      Understandable

    • @josetunez9584
      @josetunez9584 2 роки тому +45

      And Clarkson's anger is a result of Hammond, I think

    • @FreudsHotDad
      @FreudsHotDad Рік тому +48

      And then Richard's anger is caused by James most of the time.
      Its like Fire beats Grass beats Water in Pokémon.

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 Рік тому

      Clarkson you infantile pillock you're cleaning that up

  • @Vampboi666
    @Vampboi666 3 роки тому +580

    (3:40) you muppet
    (4:22) you muppet
    (4:41) you muppet
    (6:25) you muppet
    (7:16) you muppet

  • @JaydenJelly
    @JaydenJelly 11 місяців тому +542

    6:34 I like how Clarkson and Hammond both look around in defeat when they realize May's got a good point

    • @alf3707
      @alf3707 4 місяці тому +5

      May is the one who actually uses his head compared to other 2

  • @eirich804
    @eirich804 3 роки тому +494

    "I'm not gonna be competitive with you about who's the coldest."
    "I'm the coldest!"

  • @TheUKNutter
    @TheUKNutter Рік тому +818

    3:14 “I think you’re following him too closely” - Absolutely hilarious. If only there was another recent programme / TV Show out there with this kind of humour.

    • @williammcdermott8692
      @williammcdermott8692 Рік тому +1

      Why don't you sod off

    • @CreedBrattonTheOffice
      @CreedBrattonTheOffice 11 місяців тому +58

      Hammond always comes up with the funniest line. One of his best was when May broke his arm and Hammond asked "Which arm have you broken?" while looking right at him with one of Mays arms in a sling lmao.

    • @sarahwalker5231
      @sarahwalker5231 8 місяців тому +4

      Humour be banned

    • @ToreDL87
      @ToreDL87 6 місяців тому +1

      Clarkson's Farm.

    • @realadamsandler1991
      @realadamsandler1991 3 місяці тому +1

      "why dont you sod off"

  • @grace.reynolds
    @grace.reynolds Рік тому +332

    Love the difference between fake angry James May and genuinely angry James May. Still polite tho😂

    • @hypnotised-clover
      @hypnotised-clover 10 місяців тому +30

      "you're about to be machete'd to death"

    • @cristiansolares2007
      @cristiansolares2007 10 місяців тому +59

      When he threw a rock at clarksons jeep windshield, I think he was genuinely angry because the hood could have genuinely fallen and hit mays in the head 😅

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 7 місяців тому +20

      As the other two responses have said, South America James is the Angriest James. It's probably for the best they're not going to the rest of old Gran Columbia because James would eventually kill him.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 7 місяців тому +1

      @@hypnotised-clover ahaha I was waiting for that clip to play

    • @Some_Guy_6
      @Some_Guy_6 4 місяці тому

      @@cristiansolares2007 The rock could have permanently injured or even killed Jeremy.

  • @helkaonkoira
    @helkaonkoira 4 роки тому +455

    You know things are bad when James loses it.

  • @jerichamesclammay3107
    @jerichamesclammay3107 3 роки тому +259

    8:39
    LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!

    • @tiki5430
      @tiki5430 3 роки тому +13

      I’m sorry James, I am, a-fully-rigged, route A1, ocean going, pillock.

    • @killagamez4619
      @killagamez4619 3 роки тому +8

      Top Ground Gear Force

    • @hemaneatspizza9111
      @hemaneatspizza9111 2 роки тому +18

      James: Are we on BBC?
      Clarkson: Yes
      James: Are we on BBC TWO?
      Clarkson: Yes
      James: Are we beyond the watershed?
      Clarkson: Yes, get on with it.
      James: You’re a fu-

    • @itsdan722
      @itsdan722 9 місяців тому

      ​@@tiki5430"ocean going" 😂😂

  • @randomdude9269
    @randomdude9269 3 роки тому +219

    9:31 James had a genuine oh shit moment right there

    • @shakotan_joker7778
      @shakotan_joker7778 22 дні тому +3

      CLARKSON‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

  • @RedTygon
    @RedTygon Рік тому +147

    James May. He seems like such a kindly grandpa figure until you see his violent/rage side.

    • @malcolmmitchell6529
      @malcolmmitchell6529 7 місяців тому

      For gods sake grow up.

    • @RedTygon
      @RedTygon 7 місяців тому +14

      @@malcolmmitchell6529 Need your pacifier, needy baby?

    • @mollymoonfan5939
      @mollymoonfan5939 День тому

      @@malcolmmitchell6529 jezus who pissed on your chips

  • @syahminorizan8064
    @syahminorizan8064 3 роки тому +149

    "There are 2 C's, there's two C's HERE for believing that THAT C can navigate"

    • @8-ball916
      @8-ball916 3 місяці тому +5

      "No, you're right"

  • @grace.reynolds
    @grace.reynolds Рік тому +494

    I like how most of this is scripted but the insults are heartfelt, usually directed at Clarkson

    • @Destinylover14
      @Destinylover14 Рік тому +34

      lmao a LOT of top gear isn't scripted.

    • @Mmeetthhooss
      @Mmeetthhooss Рік тому +61

      @@Destinylover14yes but the grand tour is heavily scripted sadly

    • @Destinylover14
      @Destinylover14 Рік тому +15

      @@Mmeetthhooss a lot of this isn't grand tour

    • @johncooper8564
      @johncooper8564 11 місяців тому +51

      Tbf I think the script is only for where they go and certain events but what happens on the drives in between isn’t

    • @James-cr8mt
      @James-cr8mt 10 місяців тому +8

      @@Mmeetthhooss so was top gear. Its not like 90% of it was off the cuff because it just wasnt

  • @SamWade
    @SamWade 3 роки тому +121

    “Goats can’t pick things up” -James May

  • @alexcarratu5554
    @alexcarratu5554 4 роки тому +196

    0:31-0:38: STOP DOING THAT. STOP IT. GO AWAY. May you absolute legend 😂😂😂😂

    • @GlitchanBlack
      @GlitchanBlack 11 місяців тому +7

      "I genuinely am worried about the sanity of Chief Inspector Dreyfus."

    • @alexcarratu5554
      @alexcarratu5554 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@GlitchanBlack 😅😅😅

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 9 місяців тому +2

      I really did think that James was going to kill Richard on that episode.

    • @alexcarratu5554
      @alexcarratu5554 9 місяців тому +1

      @@scsutton1, same here, James's anger was like that of one who's so angry they're gonna kill someone.

  • @azkaalfafa6217
    @azkaalfafa6217 3 роки тому +171

    0:22 he sounds like Clarkson

  • @Marcustrashfort
    @Marcustrashfort 4 роки тому +129

    3:17 has it affected the handling 😂😂😂

  • @Jfrost9101
    @Jfrost9101 Місяць тому +5

    0:37 I love how he's so frustrated with Hammond that he's genuinely starting to twitch from rage.

  • @simgobel496
    @simgobel496 Рік тому +47

    I don't blame James being angry at Clarkson because he was in such a bad condition and he couldn't get any sleep

  • @colegleeson3342
    @colegleeson3342 11 місяців тому +48

    Nothing is more indicative that you’re about to see a hilarious scene than when you hear “CLARKSOOOOOOON”

  • @nyChannel09
    @nyChannel09 11 місяців тому +60

    4:31 the honk always gets me

  • @jspaceemperor420
    @jspaceemperor420 4 роки тому +101

    5:41 is so good

  • @Hughjasswipe
    @Hughjasswipe 3 роки тому +59

    They look and sound alike but aren't brothers, perfect best friends lmao
    Edit : I can only imagine these guys in their 90s 😂😂

  • @jonwilkinson9695
    @jonwilkinson9695 Рік тому +54

    James may being angry=James may reacting reasonably to Jeremy Clarkson being Jeremy Clarkson

  • @Fizban321
    @Fizban321 Рік тому +25

    There is something cathartic and therapeutic about James May losing his shit

  • @syahminorizan8064
    @syahminorizan8064 6 місяців тому +14

    "This is a 400,000 pound crane! Why would you steer it with a piece of string?! It's got all these knobs and buttons! I steer it, you RELEASE IT!"

  • @benmatheson1189
    @benmatheson1189 3 роки тому +42

    Totally wasnt expecting the rocks being thrown

  • @danhitchcock727
    @danhitchcock727 9 місяців тому +6

    As time went on and i got older, i understood James more than the others.

  • @kidnamedfingerreal
    @kidnamedfingerreal 11 місяців тому +34

    3:25 James has perfect aim

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair Місяць тому +3

      And he’s done it like multiple times too like this wasn’t his first time

    • @kidnamedfingerreal
      @kidnamedfingerreal Місяць тому

      @@EzraDair James is Agent 47

  • @alpzepta
    @alpzepta 4 роки тому +150

    I bet grand tour got a lot of budget for the last one

    • @nolimits300
      @nolimits300 4 роки тому +10

      Behind is the most rich man in the world
      Jeff bezos with 175.3 billion USD

    • @noblegrizzlybear5475
      @noblegrizzlybear5475 3 роки тому +26

      "Budget does not exceed 23 yen"

    • @mikecharlie794
      @mikecharlie794 3 роки тому +21

      Both aircraft had been decomissioned about 2 years prior it seems, so they were destined for scrap - would've already had the isntruments and any other valuable parts removed - they would've only been worth the scrap metal at the point of filming.

    • @martinmar555
      @martinmar555 3 роки тому +2

      I thought seamen must be expensive

    • @alexsmith2885
      @alexsmith2885 3 роки тому

      @@noblegrizzlybear5475 Idk mate drive a bus or smth idc

  • @hubby1765
    @hubby1765 3 роки тому +54

    9:20 SPEED AND POWER.. 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonadams5971
    @jasonadams5971 3 роки тому +30

    9:38 “CLARKSON!!!!”

  • @aslightlystablefootsoldier9838
    @aslightlystablefootsoldier9838 2 роки тому +19

    We can now safely say that Jeremy has a confirmed kill count of a lot of Fish.

  • @mr.youtube975
    @mr.youtube975 3 роки тому +25

    I'm never saying stupid anymore.. I will always say Muppet

  • @syahminorizan8064
    @syahminorizan8064 3 роки тому +19

    "That's really offensive."
    "I think that's a BIT sexist."

    • @hubby1765
      @hubby1765 3 роки тому +4

      May : no its not.(with a straight face)😂😂

  • @luisditaa
    @luisditaa Рік тому +70

    I know most of this is scripted but i can’t help but feel bad for James

    • @tire_iron488
      @tire_iron488 Рік тому +6

      it's mostly not scripted

    • @toximan2008
      @toximan2008 11 місяців тому +7

      Wilman always preferred the term "advised" to scripted

  • @Milkydrummer
    @Milkydrummer 11 місяців тому +9

    James pretending to be angry… it’s much funnier when it’s genuine.

  • @oliverhood1732
    @oliverhood1732 Рік тому +16

    “My testicles have retreated!”

  • @ytho00
    @ytho00 9 місяців тому +10

    that “oh shit” from clarkson at 11:16 😂

  • @st-wq3kj
    @st-wq3kj 3 роки тому +25

    "you can't even read a compass" lmao

  • @talkshow69
    @talkshow69 3 роки тому +26

    Hammond can be really annoying at times. Half of May's rage is due to him and the other half is the gorilla.

    • @dirty.dan37
      @dirty.dan37 2 роки тому +11

      *Orangutan

    • @talkshow69
      @talkshow69 2 роки тому

      @@dirty.dan37 Gorilla. He looks like one too.

  • @DUNG30NDUCK
    @DUNG30NDUCK Місяць тому +2

    5:21 "I'm not gonna get competitive with you about who's the coldest" "I'm the coldest" "we're all the lostest!" aww. Awwww.

  • @alfredsnyder4
    @alfredsnyder4 3 роки тому +12

    I'm Surprised May Had A Good Aim At Clarkson's Back Glass From Where He Was.

  • @Jamiejoshuahamilton
    @Jamiejoshuahamilton 10 місяців тому +6

    9:04 Richard looks truly devastated over what had just happened to his little project.

  • @georgepearse9069
    @georgepearse9069 2 роки тому +14

    6:24 that to release it you Muppet

  • @CPLP2023
    @CPLP2023 11 місяців тому +4

    Oh I miss the good old days of Top Gear! 😢 Most favourite episode would have to be series 20 episode 5. The caravan test part of the episode had me crying with laughter 😹

  • @yohannesivewright5021
    @yohannesivewright5021 11 місяців тому +9

    2:17 I've never seen him this Grumpy before

  • @georgepearse9069
    @georgepearse9069 2 роки тому +15

    0:30 STOP DOING THAT STOP IT GO AWAY

  • @DDougz
    @DDougz 11 місяців тому +11

    Love the scripted stuff, but when he threw that rock he bloody ment it 😂

  • @grahamwarford5452
    @grahamwarford5452 Рік тому +27

    How jessa is still alive and james not doing 25 years is beyond it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @crackheadhunterstv6584
    @crackheadhunterstv6584 2 роки тому +8

    pulled his car…
    “why u thea?”💀💀💀😭

  • @binupapremasiri504
    @binupapremasiri504 Рік тому +12

    kinda felt bad for james for the garden

  • @TheMitak
    @TheMitak 3 місяці тому +1

    "You've pulled me in the sea you muppet!" Best line on the entire show

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 11 місяців тому +4

    To summarise this video...
    CLARKSOOOOOOON!!!!!
    YOU MUPPET!!!!

  • @jasonadams5971
    @jasonadams5971 3 роки тому +12

    8:35 CLARKSON!

  • @mitchellfagan7701
    @mitchellfagan7701 Рік тому +6

    CLARKSON!!!! never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leom.8540
    @leom.8540 3 роки тому +5

    I love him

  • @JoJotheMoon1
    @JoJotheMoon1 9 місяців тому +1

    4:31 You can tell by Jeremy’s face that he was like, “What have I done now?” 😂😂

  • @elijahstevenson2546
    @elijahstevenson2546 10 місяців тому +10

    4:12 That's my favorite.

  • @commissarkai1791
    @commissarkai1791 5 місяців тому +1

    As an Englishman who goes between mild annoyance and vapid anger when dealing with certain people. I relate to James

  • @uribobo
    @uribobo 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm gonna miss them 😢

  • @DarrenMc
    @DarrenMc 9 місяців тому +1

    "This is a £400,000 crane why would you steer it with a piece of string?!"

  • @Daredevil792Thefinalfantasy
    @Daredevil792Thefinalfantasy 8 місяців тому +1

    there is nothing like the chemistry of these three presenters.

  • @Alzaar_The_Gunzel
    @Alzaar_The_Gunzel Рік тому +3

    I honestly feel bad for James May in these clips

  • @ytho00
    @ytho00 7 місяців тому +4

    every found footage horror scene be like: 7:18

  • @giorgitadumadze8490
    @giorgitadumadze8490 2 роки тому +2

    love them

  • @emptybucket1988
    @emptybucket1988 10 місяців тому +2

    You can tell James May is angry when his eye twitches

  • @7m_ps-vn9gw
    @7m_ps-vn9gw 8 місяців тому +2

    "you are a wingless dodo"

  • @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist
    @Jesus_H._Tap-DancingChrist 2 місяці тому +1

    8:20 The OWW with the cauliflower to the head 😂😂

  • @guguigugu
    @guguigugu 10 місяців тому +3

    - get on with it!
    - go away!

  • @VendhaRajaRaja
    @VendhaRajaRaja 5 місяців тому +1

    "You've only subtracted from the community!"😂😂

  • @eirich804
    @eirich804 3 роки тому +11

    He's angry mostly because of Clarkson

  • @AskForDoodles
    @AskForDoodles 2 місяці тому +2

    My fav May rage moment is still the time he tried to cut Clarkson's head off with a machete for ramming into him while on a narrow mountain trail

  • @s.z.x.01
    @s.z.x.01 11 місяців тому +3

    Has anyone between Hammond and Clarkson ever yelled MAYYYY or JAMES MAY before? Usually it’s James & Hammond yelling Clarkson and Clarkson yelling Hammond

    • @ZSGreenFalcon
      @ZSGreenFalcon 10 місяців тому +5

      "JAAAAMES! STOP FILING!"

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 8 місяців тому

      ​@@ZSGreenFalcon"JAMES, DOES IT NEED A WASHER: YES OR NO?"

  • @thewillofabeast9079
    @thewillofabeast9079 6 місяців тому

    The pranks, the comments, the tampering of cars, and the cussing will never destroy their friendship.

  • @MAGNUM05
    @MAGNUM05 3 роки тому +3

    Nice shifter knob, James! LOL

  • @rohinimalliywadu3242
    @rohinimalliywadu3242 9 місяців тому +4

    9:18 = ''speed and power" 😅

  • @syahminorizan8064
    @syahminorizan8064 6 місяців тому +2

    "We've got to save the car! It's a reef!"

  • @R.J._Lewis
    @R.J._Lewis Рік тому +3

    I just hppe beyond hope that those aircraft were already not airworthy writeoffs before that happened. I love aircraft, I hate to see them destroyed even if it's for a gag.

  • @AlexTheG71
    @AlexTheG71 Місяць тому

    "James, have you broken down?"
    Yes.

  • @yanzodadon
    @yanzodadon 10 місяців тому +2

    Mozambique James May was the best lol

  • @smoothie9931
    @smoothie9931 3 роки тому +14

    4:24 what episode was this? :o

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 Рік тому +4

    His only rage would he CLARKSON!

  • @Fuzy2K
    @Fuzy2K 5 місяців тому +1

    11:01 -- Me when I wake up in the morning

  • @GravityDabs
    @GravityDabs 6 місяців тому

    James May sounds like Rik Mayall when shouting 'you utter bastard'

  • @SN57ONE
    @SN57ONE 5 місяців тому

    Jeremy Clarkson: *exists*
    James May: "STOP IT! STOP DOING THAT!"

  • @bsaget98
    @bsaget98 5 місяців тому

    Love how 90% of the rage is directed at clarkson

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 4 місяці тому

    I was hoping to see "look at what you've don to my BLOODY SHED, MAN ! HAHA

  • @METALLICARULES11
    @METALLICARULES11 Рік тому +4

    5:41 James's tone of voice sounds like hes thinking "Oh boy here we go again"

  • @MisterPotatoBag
    @MisterPotatoBag 8 місяців тому

    "you muppet... whats that?" xD xD

  • @zanecaughran6638
    @zanecaughran6638 8 місяців тому

    “And ready to roll!… haha!”

  • @cossiebhoy1
    @cossiebhoy1 6 місяців тому

    Goats can't pick things up I'm dead😂😂

  • @TJSaw
    @TJSaw 11 місяців тому

    James May shouting at you has dad energy.

  • @fancyhat6505
    @fancyhat6505 11 місяців тому +2

    Who else is in favour of changing the english national anthem to "CLAARRKKKSOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!"

  • @JRock3091
    @JRock3091 5 місяців тому

    I understand why James has said he is never working with Jeremy again. But damn it made great television 😂😂

  • @renehansen1904
    @renehansen1904 5 місяців тому

    I just fucking love their chemistry... Hamster, Slow and Jennifer :D

  • @BoatPuiShorts
    @BoatPuiShorts 9 місяців тому +1

    FUNNY 😂

  • @nrellis666
    @nrellis666 4 місяці тому

    The tranquillity of the Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellowing of a wild animal

  • @guyravenscroft8118
    @guyravenscroft8118 3 роки тому +9

    3:50 can someone explain the context of this clip

    • @concorde837
      @concorde837 3 роки тому +6

      That episode is basically Richard Hammond driving a Dodge Challenger and revving it in highway tunnels

    • @rdgrdmedflde4710
      @rdgrdmedflde4710 2 роки тому +11

      The joke here was they wanted to "escape" from Hammond while he was away for a jog because he was being all annoying and American with his noisy car and was ruining their Grand Tour trip.
      It's just a scripted joke, of course.

  • @johnnymartinez733
    @johnnymartinez733 7 місяців тому +2

    Clarkson loves to prank them with no cares but when someone does something to him he hes all whiny and upset about it....... Dont dish it if you cant take it Jeremy

  • @mking4270
    @mking4270 Рік тому +2

    3:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣