Hammond, May, Clarkson Making Fun of Countries Compilation #2
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2021
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Seems that theres a pattern
Part 1: • Hammond, May, Clarkson...
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Germany: wants to introduce speed limits
Hammond: "If they do that, what's the point of having Germany?"
LMAO
German here: I agree with this statement.
Hahahahaha
Thats an odd statement for a carshow really :D Whats the point then. idk maybe all the german cars :D
@@TheDude50447 autobahn>>>>BMW, Merc, Volkswagen...
A lack of a speed limit is even core to German military strategy.
The Top Gear UK vs Australia was basically a blokes day out, right down to the humor.
As they get out of the prison van, one Aussie said to the guard “By the way, you ran out of paper in cubicle 2, so sorry about the mess.”
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
They should've used ACDC's Jailbreak instead of Back in Black 😂
More recognisable as Australian though I guess
In True Australian Fashion
"come back to the country the way they left" hahaha
Their whole show a blokes day out, and I love it.
Humour.
It's humour.
What in Canada causes people to shoot at each other for 24 hours? Two Americans got lost and ended up north of the border.
Your favourite hockey team lost and since the only legal guns are hunting rifles it takes ten minutes to load and fire each round
😄
Someone says they like Trudeau, that’ll piss some Canadians off.
Canada must feel like the apartment above a meth lab
Or maybe the people inside are Indians.... if you know, you know...
7:04 - the look on May's face and that eyebrow raise before he eats the chip is hilarious.
It’s crisps you typical yanks
He's got an entire bowls worth of *ahem* "vitamin gummies"
@@G_unit25
Crisps are made from potatoes.
Are Doritos crisps? NO! They are made from corn.
Therefore these things can safely be called whatever the heck you want, as long as it's not crisps.
@@unclegreybeard3969aaaarghhhhhh what the fuck is a kilometre
@@brianmills8524
A Kilometer is a metric unit of length equal to 1,000 metres (approximately 0.62 miles) or 39,370 Inches. But to me (being old and British) it is a foreign denomination forced upon us as a requirement for joining the EU in the 1970s, I'll stick to Lbs, feet & inches thank you.
The greatest trio, witty, hilarious, fun, informative and will keep watching for ever🚘
and still
1:14 the first “Australia is upside down “ joke.
Top Gear was more technology advanced than UA-cam, they make jokes long before UA-cam, people on YT comments were too late.
Good thing UA-cam wasn't big during the mid-2000's.
I love upside down Australian jokes.
That was a good one
“We are racing against the flat earth society..”
first time you saw the joke maybe, but definitely not the first
3:34
JC: It's from an Egyptian consortium
JM: Carpets will be nice
For you my friend? Special price
I make nice special price
Clarkson said consortium lmao
Sad to say, their jabs about Australian cars is spot on. We no longer have any car manufacturing industry here, instead importing from around the world.
RiP Holden!
Even Holden was a bunch of rebadged Chevys, did you guys ever have one to start with
@@Deadsphere other way round pal, only thing american about them was the LS engines, otherwise they were built in elizabeth, south australia and some exported with chevy badges
@@Deadsphere Most of the chevys are re badged holdens, as @flashbang has said.
@@Deadsphere Holden is - was - the only original Australian car brand. The last Australian commodores were great
@@jamesb7205 owned by GMC and you claim Australian? FFS, stop it.
5:52 This explains why I never knew Alexander Graham Bell and Sean Connery were Scottish.
i just found out this morning that Gordon Ramsay is Scottish.
@@rubenjapp7626 I found out just now
He's called Gordon Ramsay, what more did you need, him to be called Jock MacHaggis?
"Any Spanish here"?
"Yeeeah"
"Give me my fish back" 😭😭😭 lool 🤣
Still waiting to buy that Abdul Martin
There was also the time that Jeremy said a car was more useless than a Greek secretary
Never stop uploading these! ✌🏼
Yesssssssss.....
what you're forgetting is that great affection that is felt all over the world for the traditional Blitish sport cars 😂
The British electrical and lighting manufacturer is legendary! All hail Lucas, Prince Of Darkness!
Richard Hammond:Will it be with Lurpak? James:Cheese.
Invented in 1903
@@polishavgeek1849 Spreadable.
@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN butter
'What? You're no good at rugby and we've beaten you twice at the World Cup?'
Best Australian joke ever!
"What? You're no good at rugby and we've beaten you twice at the World Cup?"
**shudders in 2003 Australian PTSD**
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
As of 2024, it's now three times.
I've watched tens of thousands of hours of this show, and this is hands down the best compilations of the entire set we have on youtube
"The Australians are drunk" 100% accurate.
The follow up about scandinavians is on the money too, we are the competent drivers of europe, except we crash all the time because of snow and ice being...well...imagine driving around in an inch of brown soap and you have a good idea of how slippery it is
I love the British. Their excellent sense of humor includes their own countries.
Jeremy's quote at the end along with his smug face is brilliant.
For years I waited for New Zealand to get mocked in some way but it never happened. I know NZ was mentioned a few times but was never mocked.
They didn't mock New Zealand because they couldn't find it on a map
Jeremy and James even did a Top Gear race there
But it's interesting... probably because the All Blacks send England's rugby team back home every time they play a match
Unless it’s the All Blacks or Lorde nobody really gives two hoots about NZ. That’s why no comedian takes the piss out of Aotearoa.
The answer is simple my brother.... Due to the ANZAC accords 25 April 1915...., ALL rights to 'Taking the piss outta the Kiwis' belong to Australia (and Vis Versa) It comes with a sense of gravitas that many fail to understand!.
If you wanna see NZ get mocked, just type ‘Last week tonight new zealand’ and watch John Oliver let loose.
Imagine if your geography teachers are these 3 legends
Probably learn about the world better really
I laughed so hard at the upside down stig 😂😂😂😂
Oh my, I didn’t realise it untill I read your remark, better late than never. Thx ❤🤣🤣🤣
Watching these compilations (1 & 2) reminded me how much fun the old Top Gear was. The current one with its offend no one policy made it less entertaining. It had the potential to capture some of the old appeal if Rory Reid (some of his pre-TG videos were hilarious) and Chris Harris were allowed to write their own dialogues.
There's a new TG?
there hasn't been a new top gear since the trio left.
5:50 and if you are northern irish they'll say "God, you did something that doesn't involve using a petrol bomb".
@@chewdafat4121 guess you've never heard of northern ireland then.
The Northern Irish created the fastest sport in the world...pass the parcel in a Belfast pub :)
As an Australian, everything that Top Gear says about us is true. Everything.
Must admit, arranging for the Aussies to arrive in a prison van!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chill Out cringeboi its Just likes
no
Your muscle cars have four doors, you got the Mad Max trilogy, Slim Dusty, the Leyland P76 (which I think is a very cool looking car), trucks with no bed sides so you have to strap everything down, and you've got your neighbors on an island south of you complaining that everyone else thinks their island and your bigger island are the same country. I'm American by the way, and we all think your accent is cool.
Except the Falcon. Falcon stopped being an American idea the moment America stopped selling it. Falcons are as Australian as a platypus. Wholly unique in its own fun ways.
We love coming to Holland, James for... his own reasons... *cuts to May eating 2 bowls of M&Ms*
6:44 The Americans sit in the left lane driving 20 under the speed limit while either looking at their phone or towing a 40ft RV, a 26ft bass boat, an F-150, a 4Runner, a PT Cruiser, 3 4 wheelers, 2 jetskis, 2 bikes, and a tractor. The only thing they don’t have is a lunar excursion module.
True, the lunar excursion modules don't come out very often, and that's a shame.
lane disciple is non existent here. everyone is self entitled and thinks they deserve to use the passing lane even if they are going slower that the travel lanes..
"i have EVERY RIGHT to be here" is exactly what they say if you catch them up at a lay by even if you point out they legally dont. the passing lane is for passing and then you go back to the travel lane.. you dont camp there doing 60MPH in a 65 zone
@@ripvanwinkle2002 also the very far left lane on multi-lane highways is strictly reserved for felonies. Jk
What part of the USA is THAT? The States I go to if you do 70 in a 70 zone you are a menace to everyone else (who are doing 85...even the cops. You only get pulled over for driving erratically.... not for speeding!)
10:50. One of best things clarkson ever did on the news. Has me in stitches every time
i dont get the joke someone help me lol
I googled "The Tortilla Sport Car" and that's the exact model that came up. 🤣🤣🤣
"We love your Enclant with your tweed and your little houses mitout ze electricity" so incredibly underrated
Is Mexico the only country that has lodged official complaint against Top Gear? Not even Argentina has complained. Of course most complaints have come from woke Brits.
I think the germans have a few times. We just ignore them though
Well the Argies did practically hold a revolution when Top Gear was filming a special over there...
@@ultraaatf They took a more direct route of complaining by going to the Trio in person!
@Taiga lol what?
@Taiga I doubt that.
That Canadian vehicle that protects you from gun fire is for when we have to go to visit our neighbors to the south
Just steer clear of the big cities and you’ll be fine… unless you support Biden, then you may wanna lock your doors.
Or when the hockey team loses and there are riots in the streets
@@bubs45 that was only in Vancouver.
TURNS out.. its for when you have to deliver supplies to a trucker trapped by your black faced minister
@@ripvanwinkle2002 hey not all of us like him. Matter of fact most of us don't know how he got into office. But like every political politician out there they fuck things up. Some more than others some less. But we just got to wait for the next election and hope the party we all want wins. If not oh well. Nothing I can do.
The upside down stig gets me everytime.
The "best driving" bit - I'm not British, but I 100% agree. I visited many countries in my life, but there a none that is more relaxing to drive. Even going trough central London - huge city but drivers are polite and considerate of people around them.
3:45 im so happy they made a reference to this in the grand tour
the brunette behind Hammond when Jeremy says "old tramps"😍
I just love the joke James makes at 4:33, so perfectly British and subtle.
Germany is actualy quite a nice country to visit. Good history (not just that 6 year stretch we all know of), excellent countryside, mountain ranges, castles, friendly people, good beer, food, the list goes on. Obviously you can get around quick aswell. If only my German were a bit better and COVID wasn't a thing.
Dunno like, that six stretch was the most interesting for me...
@@linusbroadbent2763 fair enough.
But Germany is only 30 years old
technically its a 12 year stretch, those last 6 were just even more extreme.
and veeery boring
If only we,frogs ,could make jokes of the british car industry.
We don't have one 🤣
you cant mock that which doesnt exist! haha!
@@fabulouschild2005 yes we do
We brits beat you to it. If you bought a British car back in the 70's 80's and it rained it would be covered in Birmingham brown by the end of the week. :) RUST (i.e. Birmingham where it was made, brown i.e. = rust,) :)
@@fabulouschild2005 Yes that was the joke he was making
Good line to finish with.
2:33 Ironically, Geely owns Volvo and part of Lotus
The tortilla speedster 😂
5:22 i like how he specifically said America because they don't know what the uk is
The rest of the World know.
We’re not all morons. Most of us are, but not all. 😂
Be fair, it's easy to get confused about the difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain, and England, when the English themselves often use the three intechangably.
It is true a bit I've got an American friend From North Carolina and he was at work and talking to a customer and he said I loved to go back to UK to see my friends over there. The customer replied oh a friend of mine just went on vacation he said what country the customer said Europe 🤣
I mean, it's fair game I suppose. It happens to us all the time.
As a yank, I do live in the US, but the rest of the world (including those silly Brits) tend to forget that not all of us are from Florida, California, or Baltimore.
Quite frankly I'd rather not be lumped in with them and you'll do well to remember that the most important reason the US remains a union is to keep protecting the rest of the world from Florida. :)
Love this channel.
I love the fact that it's 10 min of racial stereotyping and it's edited so that the last scene ends with "that's racial stereotyping which we don't do""
🏴: “The Americans are belligerent.”
🇺🇸: “Fuck yeah we are.”
In Norway we produced a car called "troll".no bs. It was a small white car without or with a roof.
was it made of plastic?
@@wiszak9370 i think so, yes😀👍🇧🇻 glass reinforced platstic is what it is , which I found from wikipedia.
As a Dane, it always makes me happy to see how popular our bacon is in the UK. Cheers chaps.
this show is absolute gold
The title should be "Clarkson bullying the French and the German"
The Lightburn Zeta was an Australian owned and produced car. The company is well known for making cement mixers.
You'd be better off buying a Yugo. Australins are drunk? I'll drink to that!
James just munching away on his snacks. Having the time of his life.
Jeremy : the dutch are the tallest people on earth.
Richards and i hate it here, i'm sick of staring at bellybuttons all day.
Me : dutchie here Richard, and i'm likely shorter then you even , so you can stare at my bold scalp.
AIUI the Dutch are no longer the tallest nation. Not that they've got shorter or anyone else has actually got larger, but the people of the now-independent Montenegro are even taller. I (183 cm) expect to feel short over there.
“GIMMIE MY FISH BACK!”
🤣
These are fun to watch thanque. Great days and I miss them thanque 🙏🌲🎄
“Top Gear insulting other countries”
(Requires two videos)
"It's like having a competition to see who would be the best in invading Poland, and Germany coming in last."
🤣
The bit about the English is true. It's the same with famous people. If someone with English parents is born in Wales or Scotland, they're Welsh or Scottish-born English people. If a person is, say, born in England to Welsh parents, they're English.
@Taiga Wasn't Tony Blair actually Scottish? They're welcome to him.
I usually see English celebrities described as ‘British’. Far more likely a Scottish celebrity will be described as Scottish.
It gets complicated if they’re a mix, either through where they grew up or parentage, of course, so they’re usually just listed as ‘British’.
God bless the Brits for their sense of humour, but these three gents are on a championship of their own. Priceless.
4:16 killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love these guys. Friggin hilarious
They'd get so much shit if half these jokes were made today. This really was a golden era of TV having TG around.
1:09 this caught me offguard
3:10 as a canadian, what would cause us to shoot at someone else for 24 hours is when someone nicks our syrup supply, or had decided to kidnap out pet beaver
What if someone said bad things about hockey?
@@fabulouschild2005 just do it like the Americans did with football, tackle you down and then shoot you for 24 hours
@@fabulouschild2005 You should run…?
As a Canadian I’m surprised the only thing they brought up was nice. They don’t seem to hate us that much (excluding Quebec of course)
Because there's really nothing to diss. Like, what exactly are you supposed to mock Canadians about that isn't just 'they say 'eh' and 'sorry' a lot' which is a joke that's been done a billion times.
@@chtholly8084 Truckers. Blackface. Nickelback.
cause its a boring ass country so theres literally NOTHING to really make fun of
@@chtholly8084 Trudeau. Both of them.
Canada has all the spice of a glass of sink water..
Miss the days when these jokes can be made without issues
A lurpak reference before it was cool
Finally Spain got mocked, I was feeling lonely
"Give me my fish back!" -Clarkson
The unpacked The Australian Stig upside down lol 😆😆
6:35 how to offend evry one in 1 sentance
I'd say the british are second best just behind the nordics, otherwise it's pretty accurate
6:50 and here in canada we havent been able to drive faster than 30 km/h for half the year ever since cars were a thing
"If you live in Cornwall don't leave it on the street or a Spanish person will nick it."
No idea what he just said but laughed so hard 😂
Some years ago Spanish fisherman were coming to British shores and taking fish back to Spain
James saying the mexican car is called the tortilla so underrated 🤣🤣
so true abt the driving, more than half the ppl in my state don’t use their directional or know how to merge in and out of a roundabout - new Hampshire
7:53 well that clip aged like wine 😂
i love James. hes a diamond. hes the best.
I cannot deny this is good entertainment
So I'm not the only one. A few years back this started when I just glanced at a car and was like oooooh an aston niiiice and when when I turned my head it was a freaking Ford focus and I'm like wtf 😳
1:58 being from there, hearing mauritius caught me off guard since it feels like hardly anyone knows it lol
Upside-down Stig is hilarious
"they're all out in the field with their sombreros and ponchos on, defecating on your bananas."
--Jeremy Clarkson.
Jezza May and Hampster : Talk about Australian Cars
Me watching: Any Car Richard has driven
8:39 "Sorry about the mess in cubicle 3; I ran out of paper!"
I can't stop laughing at the Abdul Martin but!
3:55 This man is absolutely right.
Happy to hear my home country was mentioned @1:59 !!
1:14
Australian Stig
Bottom text
4:34 shit funny af
Can you do a smug face compilation??
10:56 Middle finger salute, I nearly barfed up an internal organ laughing.
Fornu my friend, i kake nice special price 😭😭
That nit got me laughing in the middle of the night 🤣
"The Americans are belligerent" I feel like he was singling me out.
Aussie stig is upside down
2:19 It’s in the song “Milkshake”
"Dont believe the Germans!" Clarkson got that fron Neville Chamberlain
‘Blitish sports car’ 😩😩🤣🤣
5:19 invented in 1901.
I want a Tortilla GT Now