This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Iron Lung 2. Glover ua-cam.com/video/x4Db5Imjo8k/v-deo.html 3. Blood ua-cam.com/video/dFMDVdp1zNM/v-deo.html 4. Vampire Survivors ua-cam.com/video/8hv1w5sVTLc/v-deo.html 14:32 Iron Lung 1:39:49 Brb Ends
@@sttuubbbyyyy it just depends on how fast you really travel, plus take into consideration that for 20 minutes alone he spent fixing the softlock issue with the autosave :p
It was in reference to the shimmering effect from the object he was nearby. Some retard in chat said there was a leak in the submarine so he asked "Am I underwater?"
imagine the exact plot of this game, but instead of you just alone, you're trapped with this psycho mumbling about geometry and talking to some fictional "chat" in his head.
You're in the middle of the blood ocean, with only some guy who just exists in the sub with you for company. After a scare from the unknown, you start to panic. Then out of nowhere, the guy beside you just says "I'm not going to throw you in a meat grinder, nobody's going in a meat grinder"
My favorite part is when he looks down at his feet to see blood filling the sub, goes "what the fuck?", sprays at it with a fire extinguisher, and then goes back to navigating.
DERANGED streamer spent YEARS of his adolescent life GLUED to the screen on various Zorn sites (10,000+ tabs). The only math he knows is how many tabs forwards or back he has to scroll to get to a specific video.
David Szymanski himself tweeting solutions for Jermas save issue was the best moment of this stream. I'm glad this great game is getting so much attention.
@@WDWatameVirus Yeah I do too, but he made it by himself in his spare time so it's understandable. He did say the unexpected popularity of the game has made him consider doing more with the concept, so we might get that continuation.
@@TheOneAndOnlyZeno I've got adhd and know how fuckin maps work, thank you. The only thing we can blame here is the only other braincell Jerma has is on vacation. 😂
@@lyaen443 It might be dyscalculia. It's like dyslexia but for math; a lot of people with ADHD have it. I have both and I had to watch multiple videos on this game before I figured out how the map works, lol.
@@onekun5233 got that too, lmao. It's all tends to be comorbid, yes. The axis, the mixing of numbers- makes the map hard. But the basic function of the map? That's definitely down to braincells at work. Or rather, not at work.
Watching Jerma play this game has convinced me that if you put a shape sorter in front of him, he will absolutely try to fit the circle into the triangle slot
To be fair, you can inscribe a circle into any triangle. Given the radius of the circle Jerma has equals or is lower to the value of the triangular shaped hole area minus half of its perimeter, Jerma could easily pass 'the circle' (cylinder) through the triangular-shaped hole, given he aims 'the circles' center at the point where the triangle's bissectrices intersect each other. So, Jerma could potentially get lucky with shape sorter while acting like a complete buffoon, given the right parameters.
He always managed to avoid the death sentence so this time they gave him a map made by a baby and trapped him in a metal box with an engine and told him to go as deep as he can knowing the pressure would probably crush him
Iron Lung Timestamps Point of Interest #1: 32:38 Point of Interest #2: 35:17 Point of Interest #3: 44:30 Point of Interest #4 + Fish: 58:25 Point of Interest #5(Skull): 1:02:50 Point of Interest #6: 1:09:33 Teleportation: 1:14:52 Crash: 1:16:07 (How does Jerma always manage to break games so spectacularly? Following 13 minutes is spent talking with the Dev of the game to get a solution.) Back in the Game!: 1:29:22 Point of Interest #7: 1:36:10 Fire: 1:48:37 Point of Interest #8: 1:50:52 Point of Interest #9: 2:00:38 Monster Eye: 2:04:45 Fish Crash/Jumpscare: 2:10:07
I like how anti-climactic the fire is. >He turns around >See's a huge fire >Calmly grabs the extinguisher >Puts it out >Puts the extinguisher back "M'aright.."
1:01:10 He is completely panicked by distant calls that he hears constantly, freaks out when the walls start rattling like they are supposed to, but is completely unfazed by a sudden pang on the walls of his vessel that he has never heard before and had no way to predict, after he saw a strange fish in the water near him that he couldn't track? This guy is a complete PSYCHO
I can already hear his extended rant justifying why he would react this way using unrelated examples and regarding to the random rocks in water and shit
I like to imagine that whatever monstrosities are outside Jerma's sub just hear him talking to himself like a madman about how you don't use Geometry when you're 35 and you are more worried about the length of the grass outside
@@lhart9938 I still wonder what grasshoar and maclanky taste like, other than the fact that they taste good regardless of if they're raw, cooked or boiled
Great interaction I had with chat during this- Me: Imagine if +2 and -2 applied directly to Jerma's lifespan Someone else: He'd go from immortal to died 600 years ago
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 Jerma and Etalyx had the goal to beat Kane and Lynch 2 within 4 hours. Chat would vote on good and bad jokes by spamming +2 or -2, which would add or subtract 2 minutes from the clock.
51:20 love to hear that jermas "life" consists of 50% doing taxes 25% sleeping on the couch 15% doing chores and 10% cooking what a sicko is that we he thinks we humans actually do honestly sad
I’ve been struggling to playthrough disco elysium for a whole ass year, everytime i lose direction on what i’m supposed to do and start a new save file. Sucks because the writing is really good
@@komradekradles8731 yes to both statements. Weirdly, walking around doesnt pass the time at all. But yeah finding the way is the hardest part of Disco.
@@komradekradles8731 There's no shame in looking up a guide/walkthriugh. I've played it 3 times now and I had to do every now and again. Sometimes it's super easy to get lost.
@@samditto Shame they didn't actually do much with it. It honestly pulls me out of the immersion as it feels like unnecessary set dressing or lore. Maybe if they would've hinted more that maybe the Pale was the reason Harry is such an amnesiac mess, it would've been more excusable.
Chat: "Drink the bubble mix." _Contemplates for a good 10 seconds the pros and cons of doing that_ _Chastises Chat for asking him to do dumb things_ ... _Does it anyway_
@@GreenTeaTheTea A little soap won't hurt a healthy boy like Jerma too much. He might have had an upset tummy after, but bubble soap is specifically made to be gentle. Mostly for children and pets, who won't know better. As well as 'adults' like Jerma.
"Contemplates for a good 10 seconds the pros and cons of doing that Chastises Chat for asking him to do dumb things ... Does it anyway" applies to LITERALLY every jema stream
jerma is like my blankie that keeps me safe from the scary monsters, I'm such a dumb little baby that insists on watching horror games anyway because the adrenaline helps my depression
Imagine... you're stuck in this submarine underwater. You don't know how to work it (pressing buttons is hard) so you're just sitting there, trusting the driver: your old pal Jeremy. And you keep having to remind him, "Jeremy, stop trying to talk to Chad, you and I both know he died along with everyone else back then, and you have to accept that." He kind of chuckles, and then walks away from the sub controls and starts blowing bubbles, which you didn't even know he brought onboard, actively wasting the limited time you have while muttering "#1 variety clown. #1 variety clown." and "Can I drink this?"
After seeing another play through of this that lasted around 38min I had no idea how Jerma possibly could have stretched this to 2 hours...then he started blowing bubbles and it all made sense
Obsessed with how Jerma read the opening exposition, read exactly the words "Since you can't navigate by sight..." and still the first thing he wonders is if there is some way to open the window or look where he's going.
After a few months of research, I think I he might be referring to himself, the player, being submerged in water. Becuase of the effects on screen Jerma mistakes it for an underwater effect.
I like that the gyroscope has 0.01 degrees of precision for rotation but the camera is from a gameboy camera strapped to the side of the submarine and takes 2 seconds to process an image
I prefer loud Jerma to quiet Jerma. Turning my sound settings down is a lot safer for my ears than having to make everything deafeningly loud just to hear this compact man.
49:52 "Are you real" Honestly, I thought Jerma was just going to pull a stupid face, I dunno, go crosseyed and stick his tongue out and be like "CGI can't do that. It's not there yet"
Anyone who liked Iron Lung should check out Scavenger SV-4. Similar concepts, but SV-4 is in space rather than at the bottom of an ocean. You send a rover down to the planet and you remote control it with a low-res black/white grainy feed while gathering alien artifacts that you research and sometimes they're new weapons/systems that you can customize the rover with.
Jerma explaining how he doesn’t need the Pythagorean theorem as the pipes in his submarine bust and his oxygen depletes. He will waste his last breath trying to win an argument
1:08:08 they’re referencing a horrific caving incident commonly known as “the nutty putty cave incident” where john edwards jones died after being trapped upside down in a cave for 28 hours
1:00:21 Kids would start crying because you can't solve for area with just angles alone. Though I guess giving kids an unsolvable equation could be funny in a weird nihilistic way
Sharing my Jerma dream from last week: I was waiting in line at Aldi and Jerma was a cashier, but he was sitting behind a bulletproof window like at a gas station. He said his name was Kevin and when I said, "No, I know who you are. You're Jerma," he look utterly terrified and vanished. He reappeared behind me sitting at one of those McDonald's high-top bar seats with two older people who were his parents. He was in tears and talking to them. I walked away without my groceries, but he *did* sell me a plane ticket to Spain.
one time I dreamt I met jerma in line at the Walmart deli, I avoid eye contact in my dreams too so I only knew it was him cuz he was doing the "shoulder actor acceptance speech" bit (I fell asleep listening to "you're in the movies" so I was hearing it irl) to the poor worker. I said something to him but he just glared at me in disgust, I started crying on the floor hoping he would apologize but he just left. I eventually got up and checked out. also he was like 6ft
Just wondering, did all his coordinate problems happen in the first 40 minutes of the stream or so? I don't remember any major annoyances except that once he sat at x861 for several minutes instead of x864, but I watched the first 40 minutes on a different day than the rest and I have no memory of those 40 minutes.
Far as I can tell from the beginning of this video, he is not really grasping that the map is showing the boundary of the trench he's in, but I can't imagine what he thinks it's showing instead. Like how do you not make the connection between the obstructions on your proximity sensors and the black and white edges on the map?
I saw someone say "he's gonna shove a baseball up his ass" in the chat and I gave it a little chuckle, typical Jerma chat joke because butts are funny and stuff. Then a whole bunch of time passed, and Jeremy Nine Eight Five happens to see it reposted for the however-many-th time and just decides to devote several minutes of the stream to laughing *hysterically* at this message.
People watching this VOD don't get the context that the chat was raided by dumbasses spamming about Morbius and Jerma had no choice but to just ignore chat eventually, which is why the last moments of the gameplay are the best as he's focusing on it.
they did teach a class like that in my high school and you were required to take it and i’m gonna have to PERFORM TAXES for the first time next year and i don’t remember a thing
@@absolutefiend6262 it’s easier than everyone makes it sound. Just take your time with one of the freefile options and in the meantime track money you spend on necessaries for school (assuming you’re in college).
I slept with my bed right against my boiler room for so long that I've developed a habit of waking up at 4:am every morning at least once. Since at that hour the boiler used to kick in during winter.
How many times has this maniac spilled the liquid he has on his desk all over the desk and keyboard?? I'm SICK OF IT GET SOME HELP NO MORE LIQUIDS ON THE DESK
certified jerma moments 16:20 what was I JUST doing? 45:56 navigation? I don’t fucking do it 49:53 is jerma real? (+ geometry sucks) 54:20 jerma tries to fix a leak with the fire extinguisher 56:10 idek 57:04 do I need to know the pythagorean theorem to do THIS? 1:00:03 math clown 1:13:21 #1 variety streamer 1:16:04 jerma dies :( 1:18:29 the dev saves the day 1:51:25 baseball stream 2:12:48 reaction replay
Life, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, finds a way
this dusk guy/david madlad keeps making these little indie masterpieces. im honestly impressed how many times i see a cool game everyone's playing, only to learn that hes behind it
Do you even know who you're talkin' to? Do you have any idea - any idea who I am? You listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, if you go to the clown show (or the magician show) and they do, like, balloon animals, you don't raise your hand and the clown's like "Alright yes, you?" - "Um, can you like solve this for X?" - the guy's gonna be like... MERR MEENK! If you were from where I was from, you'd make fucking balloon animals for a living! What do you want me to do?
This video is part of a larger stream that goes
1. Iron Lung
2. Glover ua-cam.com/video/x4Db5Imjo8k/v-deo.html
3. Blood ua-cam.com/video/dFMDVdp1zNM/v-deo.html
4. Vampire Survivors ua-cam.com/video/8hv1w5sVTLc/v-deo.html
14:32 Iron Lung
1:39:49 Brb Ends
I know you guys hear it alot, but thank you so much for your commitment to the archive
Whoever runs this channel, thank you, thank you, thank you
jerma this game takes 20 minutes to beat, how did you manage 2 hours. I am somewhat proud
@@sttuubbbyyyy it just depends on how fast you really travel, plus take into consideration that for 20 minutes alone he spent fixing the softlock issue with the autosave :p
Thank you kind user
This is canonically how jerma will be executed
and yet he still wont die
*Will* not if
@@chickenking67 because you can’t convince me he won’t be executed
@@allien.777 no, he'll adapt to the environment.
where do you think he came from?
@@allien.777 he's like a million cockroach in human form. what a freak
How does Jerma, 2 hours and 2 minutes in, ask “am I underwater???”
After stating countless times that he was indeed in a submarine
It was in reference to the shimmering effect from the object he was nearby. Some retard in chat said there was a leak in the submarine so he asked "Am I underwater?"
He's actually under blood.
I think he thought water had leaked into the submarine and rose above his head
INSANE streamer FAILS TO REMEMBER his in-game LOCATION
imagine the exact plot of this game, but instead of you just alone, you're trapped with this psycho mumbling about geometry and talking to some fictional "chat" in his head.
Basically the movie Cube
Adds character.
You're in the middle of the blood ocean, with only some guy who just exists in the sub with you for company.
After a scare from the unknown, you start to panic.
Then out of nowhere, the guy beside you just says
"I'm not going to throw you in a meat grinder, nobody's going in a meat grinder"
"Yeah, I'm in a submarine." "Do I have to print this?! Tell me I don't have to print this.."
I would probably murder him before the fish could.
I like him though so it's fine. I don't like geometry anyways.
My favorite part is when he looks down at his feet to see blood filling the sub, goes "what the fuck?", sprays at it with a fire extinguisher, and then goes back to navigating.
2:06:43
"I thought i could freeze it."
i love how he didn't respond to the fire at all, just calmly dealt with it. This is a man used to and comfortable with arson
back in the main channel tf2 days he secretly played pyro and hid it from everybody to satisfy his maniac urges
Your mother
Did someone say arson?
the sims
Psychotic streamer DEMANDS the dev personally help him out because he hates math.
CRAZY streamer addicted to ZORN hates math and GEOMETRY
@@Nacjotyp PSYCHOTIC streamer ZERKS off so consistently that its all he thinks about. CANT even do basic GEOMETRY anymore.
UNHINGED streamer REFUSES to captain submarine for fear of GEOMETRY.
INSTEAD shoves A BASEBALL in his ASS to fulfil crippling addiction to ZORN.
DERANGED streamer spent YEARS of his adolescent life GLUED to the screen on various Zorn sites (10,000+ tabs). The only math he knows is how many tabs forwards or back he has to scroll to get to a specific video.
@@JacobKinsley kind of impressive ngl
David Szymanski himself tweeting solutions for Jermas save issue was the best moment of this stream. I'm glad this great game is getting so much attention.
Wait the dev was watching Jerma? Imagine a dev watching a streamer you like, it's interesting.
@@wealthybone2990 it's fascinating
I like the game a lot but I really wish it was longer, or that if had a direct continuation/chapter 2
@@WDWatameVirus Yeah I do too, but he made it by himself in his spare time so it's understandable. He did say the unexpected popularity of the game has made him consider doing more with the concept, so we might get that continuation.
Doesn't dusk have a rat movie reference in it? It's not that surprising this time around.
It's pretty crazy how he actually managed to beat the game while not knowing how the map even worked half the time
Frustrating as fuck - ADHD is more annoying than cancer
@@TheOneAndOnlyZeno I've got adhd and know how fuckin maps work, thank you. The only thing we can blame here is the only other braincell Jerma has is on vacation. 😂
@@lyaen443 No bully jerma. He *HATES* geometry.
@@lyaen443 It might be dyscalculia. It's like dyslexia but for math; a lot of people with ADHD have it. I have both and I had to watch multiple videos on this game before I figured out how the map works, lol.
@@onekun5233 got that too, lmao. It's all tends to be comorbid, yes. The axis, the mixing of numbers- makes the map hard. But the basic function of the map? That's definitely down to braincells at work. Or rather, not at work.
Watching Jerma play this game has convinced me that if you put a shape sorter in front of him, he will absolutely try to fit the circle into the triangle slot
The square hole
@@midas8877 this one's got the right idea
And he'll ask "what's wrong with this thing?" when it doesn't fit.
To be fair, you can inscribe a circle into any triangle. Given the radius of the circle Jerma has equals or is lower to the value of the triangular shaped hole area minus half of its perimeter, Jerma could easily pass
'the circle' (cylinder) through the triangular-shaped hole, given he aims 'the circles' center at the point where the triangle's bissectrices intersect each other.
So, Jerma could potentially get lucky with shape sorter while acting like a complete buffoon, given the right parameters.
@@midas8877 where does the semi circle go, i forgot
They finally sentenced him
Good
We can finally rest no more internet clown.
guess who’s back
back again
He got out
He always managed to avoid the death sentence so this time they gave him a map made by a baby and trapped him in a metal box with an engine and told him to go as deep as he can knowing the pressure would probably crush him
Game: assumes player can count
Jerma: "This game is dumb, I dont want to do math."
Chat: "Why arent you doing calculus daily."
twitch
Chat doesn’t know that there is life past high school
chat was even more annoying than usual whilst he was playing this
twitch fucking sucks
accurate analogy for the jerma-chat relationship
Jerma can NEVER have a normal playthrough of any game no matter how hard he tries and that's what I love about him the most
No he played Casino Inc properly
@@JacobKinsley he was centimeters off from utter insanity when playing that
mario sunshine
he didn't play casino inc properly at all. the game thought he was using a pirated copy and threw him under the bus as much as it could
One year old comment Andy but I've read your comment right at 1:32:52
Iron Lung Timestamps
Point of Interest #1: 32:38
Point of Interest #2: 35:17
Point of Interest #3: 44:30
Point of Interest #4 + Fish: 58:25
Point of Interest #5(Skull): 1:02:50
Point of Interest #6: 1:09:33
Teleportation: 1:14:52
Crash: 1:16:07 (How does Jerma always manage to break games so spectacularly? Following 13 minutes is spent talking with the Dev of the game to get a solution.)
Back in the Game!: 1:29:22
Point of Interest #7: 1:36:10
Fire: 1:48:37
Point of Interest #8: 1:50:52
Point of Interest #9: 2:00:38
Monster Eye: 2:04:45
Fish Crash/Jumpscare: 2:10:07
I KNEEL, I FUCKING KNEEL
hero
Thank you, Very cool!
THANK YOU SO MUCH OMG
I like how anti-climactic the fire is.
>He turns around
>See's a huge fire
>Calmly grabs the extinguisher
>Puts it out
>Puts the extinguisher back
"M'aright.."
1:01:10 He is completely panicked by distant calls that he hears constantly, freaks out when the walls start rattling like they are supposed to, but is completely unfazed by a sudden pang on the walls of his vessel that he has never heard before and had no way to predict, after he saw a strange fish in the water near him that he couldn't track? This guy is a complete PSYCHO
I can already hear his extended rant justifying why he would react this way using unrelated examples and regarding to the random rocks in water and shit
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 "Okay, here's the thing: if I throw you in the MEAT GRINDER…"
That's what you would expect in a submarine, some debri banging on the hull
tbf subs are very much not supposed to do rattling noises unless the hull is failing
I like to imagine that whatever monstrosities are outside Jerma's sub just hear him talking to himself like a madman about how you don't use Geometry when you're 35 and you are more worried about the length of the grass outside
The LENGTH of the GRASS. That one sent me
@@heyitsmort7744 grass? GRASS?! GRASSHOAR????
@@lhart9938 I still wonder what grasshoar and maclanky taste like, other than the fact that they taste good regardless of if they're raw, cooked or boiled
only jerma can turn a 40 minute intended experience into a 2 hour long stream
But he didnt
fecalfunny
@@superguy9834 But he did
@@westernstinkpig2143 drat, foiled again
@@superguy9834 what was the plan?
51:10 Inhuman Streamer confirms that when the stream ends, he remains dormant at his desk until the next stream starts.
He eats 20 pounds of oreo sleeves and hibernates
He's like a sleeper agent waiting to be reactivated
He holds his poop in weeks at a time
Great interaction I had with chat during this-
Me: Imagine if +2 and -2 applied directly to Jerma's lifespan
Someone else: He'd go from immortal to died 600 years ago
OK but what the fuck even are +2 and -2, big Jerma watcher still don’t know what that is
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 Jerma and Etalyx had the goal to beat Kane and Lynch 2 within 4 hours. Chat would vote on good and bad jokes by spamming +2 or -2, which would add or subtract 2 minutes from the clock.
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 It came from the legendary kayne and lynch stream. its worth the watch.
@@slayman123 Kanye and linch lmao
@@tajkoreddeninthearctic194 −２
51:20 love to hear that jermas "life" consists of 50% doing taxes 25% sleeping on the couch 15% doing chores and 10% cooking what a sicko is that we he thinks we humans actually do honestly sad
The fact I can skip to a random point in the video to find jerma blowing bubbles is why I love this man.
if I was trapped in a submarine with jerma, I think I'd be okay until we got rescued. he seems entertaining enough to keep the insanity away
Submarine? Maybe. Hot air balloon? I'll pass.
He'd try and eat you an hour in
Bold of you to assume this psycho won't torture and kill you, he IS insanity
You'd get eaten within the first 30 seconds
You'd be eaten within like 2 seconds of meeting him
whoever did. the subtitles for the entire goddamn stream, i love you.
Its pspspsp
Im so glad Jerma managed to get a sight of his natual enviroment!
he peeped the horror, you could say
@@melysosa4397 funniest shit i've ever seen its to die for
Lmao
If Jerma can just casually rub soap on his mouth then he's only 1 stream away from eating crayons on facecam
omg
I think the phrase "The stars shine pale as bones" is still the most grim line i've ever read. I love it.
Im 30 hours into Disco Elysium, and the word 'pale' gets me emotionally going in the grim direction
I’ve been struggling to playthrough disco elysium for a whole ass year, everytime i lose direction on what i’m supposed to do and start a new save file. Sucks because the writing is really good
@@komradekradles8731 yes to both statements. Weirdly, walking around doesnt pass the time at all. But yeah finding the way is the hardest part of Disco.
@@komradekradles8731 There's no shame in looking up a guide/walkthriugh. I've played it 3 times now and I had to do every now and again. Sometimes it's super easy to get lost.
@@samditto Shame they didn't actually do much with it. It honestly pulls me out of the immersion as it feels like unnecessary set dressing or lore.
Maybe if they would've hinted more that maybe the Pale was the reason Harry is such an amnesiac mess, it would've been more excusable.
Chat: "Drink the bubble mix."
_Contemplates for a good 10 seconds the pros and cons of doing that_
_Chastises Chat for asking him to do dumb things_
...
_Does it anyway_
ITS SOAP
WHY WOULD HE DRINK IT :(
@@GreenTeaTheTea its soap
why would he not drink it :)
Wait, he drank it? When did he drink it I wasn't paying attention
@@GreenTeaTheTea A little soap won't hurt a healthy boy like Jerma too much. He might have had an upset tummy after, but bubble soap is specifically made to be gentle. Mostly for children and pets, who won't know better. As well as 'adults' like Jerma.
"Contemplates for a good 10 seconds the pros and cons of doing that
Chastises Chat for asking him to do dumb things
...
Does it anyway"
applies to LITERALLY every jema stream
I love how his oblivious he is when playing these kinds of games, whenever something scary happens he's either confused, or ignores it completely.
Fr lmao. He sees the fish then it disappears and he doesn't even acknowledge it lmao
jerma is like my blankie that keeps me safe from the scary monsters, I'm such a dumb little baby that insists on watching horror games anyway because the adrenaline helps my depression
"Stop stop stop stop!"
>Scans and sees an eye
*audibly and visibly shaken* "What the fuck are you talking about dude?"
Ikr I lost my shit that was funny asf
Imagine... you're stuck in this submarine underwater. You don't know how to work it (pressing buttons is hard) so you're just sitting there, trusting the driver: your old pal Jeremy. And you keep having to remind him, "Jeremy, stop trying to talk to Chad, you and I both know he died along with everyone else back then, and you have to accept that." He kind of chuckles, and then walks away from the sub controls and starts blowing bubbles, which you didn't even know he brought onboard, actively wasting the limited time you have while muttering "#1 variety clown. #1 variety clown." and "Can I drink this?"
All while he's confused on how the map works.
Underrated comment right here
can i put this comment in my folder of Future History Textbooks
i know *he* couldve found the titantic successfully
He's slowly being covered in bubble solution through this gameplay
Yeah he’s bubble Barry
After seeing another play through of this that lasted around 38min I had no idea how Jerma possibly could have stretched this to 2 hours...then he started blowing bubbles and it all made sense
Jerma finally experiences what’s like to watch a Jerma stream
I’m actually so beyond cheesed he’s playing Iron Lung.
That’s it, no meme, just very happy about this
Same
Same. I saw Gab Smolders play this and I wished Jerma would play this. THen I saw this
Same, i watched the first part of "The scariest game I've ever played" and stopped to play it in the future, but watching jerma is even better
i am cheesed to meet you
I am cheese
Obsessed with how Jerma read the opening exposition, read exactly the words "Since you can't navigate by sight..." and still the first thing he wonders is if there is some way to open the window or look where he's going.
2:01:58 i love how Jermas been playing this game for this long and then goes, *"am I underwater!?"*
After a few months of research, I think I he might be referring to himself, the player, being submerged in water. Becuase of the effects on screen Jerma mistakes it for an underwater effect.
@@3am790 🤓👆
@@3am790he thought he was personally underwater irl?
Jerma’s field of influence is so profound that he can make actual game devs look like psychos too
They actually are psychos though
David Sz is 101% a psycho doe. Have you seen his game Fingerbones, or Squirrel Stapler? Man DIRECTLY OPPOSED God.
@@JeanMarceauxPower of Polish people.
@@sauronplugawy3866 only one Polish people fear is kurwa bober
This video getting suggested in Mid 2023 is insane. Algo knows whats up with submarines
"The window is welded shut"
2 minutes into the game
"How do I open the window?"
1 minute after that
"Can I look out the window?"
2 hours into the game
“Am I underwater?”
I like that the gyroscope has 0.01 degrees of precision for rotation but the camera is from a gameboy camera strapped to the side of the submarine and takes 2 seconds to process an image
I prefer loud Jerma to quiet Jerma. Turning my sound settings down is a lot safer for my ears than having to make everything deafeningly loud just to hear this compact man.
49:52 "Are you real"
Honestly, I thought Jerma was just going to pull a stupid face, I dunno, go crosseyed and stick his tongue out and be like "CGI can't do that. It's not there yet"
I read that in his voice too I’m equally shocked 😂
I'm waiting for the cg reconstruction that looks more real than Jerma
@@escre jerma986 produced by George Lucas
*STRETCHY ANDY*
And do you know why he didn't?
You see it?
I feel the little primal part of my brain get confused because jerma is not actually in the room talking to me. nice vid as always my dear jerm
ur music is dope cool to see ur a jerma fan :)
Monster how should I feel
ur music is not dope it’s uncool to see you’re a jerma fan :(
ur music is ok no opinion to see your a jerma fan :I
ur music is to see ur a
The premise of this game is terrifying, but Jerma managed to make it an enjoyable experience. God bless.
The objective in this game is to peep the horror
First time watching Jerma and hearing him talk about his bowel movements is probably the best introduction I could've gotten lol
sameeeeeee
Anyone who liked Iron Lung should check out Scavenger SV-4. Similar concepts, but SV-4 is in space rather than at the bottom of an ocean. You send a rover down to the planet and you remote control it with a low-res black/white grainy feed while gathering alien artifacts that you research and sometimes they're new weapons/systems that you can customize the rover with.
Duskers is another sort of similar game where you control a small group of drones exploring derelict space ships.
SV is way better since it’s a proper “game” while this is more of a experience
Jerma sounds like 8 different people all at the same time when he speaks. It's absolutely incredible.
Jerma explaining how he doesn’t need the Pythagorean theorem as the pipes in his submarine bust and his oxygen depletes. He will waste his last breath trying to win an argument
youtube recommendations knows what's up 💀
I imagine that developing a game then watching Jerma play it is the worst form of masochistic self-torture.
And yes he is absolutely trolling to mess with chat.
2:06:45
Jerma: *wtf?*
* proceeds to use a fire extinguisher on liquid. *
I know Jerma wont read this but he is a wonderful guy and really encourages me to keep going in life.
im watching him after a break up if it wasnt him idk what would happened to me now
Comfort Streamer
Jeremy thinks fire extinguishers are packed with ice. How cute.
But ice is water, water put out fire 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
The ice would melt
@@princeCustos324 Damn, you're right, that would make putting out fires useles..
Jerma can’t do basic geometry but he _can_ dodge an axe and pay his taxes
Cannot get over how he's a teacher yet basic geometry grinds his psycho gears
At this point they are so grinded they a smooth wheels.
@Radical Reggie he was substitute teacher
@Radical Reggie he would TERRORIZE children with UNNATURAL noises.
UA-cam algorithm feeling a little silly
1:08:08 they’re referencing a horrific caving incident commonly known as “the nutty putty cave incident” where john edwards jones died after being trapped upside down in a cave for 28 hours
They could also be referencing this clip from the Strawberry Magic stream: clips.twitch.tv/DepressedHonestManateeOSsloth-pKOUGQMvmR_QVWSW
i know it was horrifying to die that way but naming it "the nutty putty cave incident" is so goofy
1:00:21 Kids would start crying because you can't solve for area with just angles alone. Though I guess giving kids an unsolvable equation could be funny in a weird nihilistic way
Recovered footage from the sub that sank by the Titanic shows the harrowing last moments of those aboard.
Sharing my Jerma dream from last week:
I was waiting in line at Aldi and Jerma was a cashier, but he was sitting behind a bulletproof window like at a gas station. He said his name was Kevin and when I said, "No, I know who you are. You're Jerma," he look utterly terrified and vanished. He reappeared behind me sitting at one of those McDonald's high-top bar seats with two older people who were his parents. He was in tears and talking to them. I walked away without my groceries, but he *did* sell me a plane ticket to Spain.
Sounds about right
one time I dreamt I met jerma in line at the Walmart deli, I avoid eye contact in my dreams too so I only knew it was him cuz he was doing the "shoulder actor acceptance speech" bit (I fell asleep listening to "you're in the movies" so I was hearing it irl) to the poor worker. I said something to him but he just glared at me in disgust, I started crying on the floor hoping he would apologize but he just left. I eventually got up and checked out. also he was like 6ft
this was actually real i was there
Watching Jerma's inability to navigate an X Y plane has driven me insane.
Watching him not use the backwards button on the sub and beeline around the objectives makes me glad i can just tap to skip ahead a few seconds
Just wondering, did all his coordinate problems happen in the first 40 minutes of the stream or so? I don't remember any major annoyances except that once he sat at x861 for several minutes instead of x864, but I watched the first 40 minutes on a different day than the rest and I have no memory of those 40 minutes.
Far as I can tell from the beginning of this video, he is not really grasping that the map is showing the boundary of the trench he's in, but I can't imagine what he thinks it's showing instead. Like how do you not make the connection between the obstructions on your proximity sensors and the black and white edges on the map?
I will not rest until Ball Fondler is modded
Holy shot that bubble thing is just like a characters idle animation
I need a compilation of these, they're my favorite thing. I hope he doesn't stop. 27:11
someone in chat said "crash, it would be funny", and they were completely right
I love how Jerma looks like he's in a perpetual state of anger.
Love this game, it has such a cool atmosphere
ball fondler might have to be in the running for best one guy moment this year
starts at 1:50:27
edit: I predicted it >:)
Wait what did they say/do? I wasn't there during the stream and have no idea what happened there
I saw someone say "he's gonna shove a baseball up his ass" in the chat and I gave it a little chuckle, typical Jerma chat joke because butts are funny and stuff. Then a whole bunch of time passed, and Jeremy Nine Eight Five happens to see it reposted for the however-many-th time and just decides to devote several minutes of the stream to laughing *hysterically* at this message.
@@Falkuzrules nope, ballfondler said that THEY were gonna shove a baseball up the original dude's ass.
He was
@@miskeaping6397 I predicted it!!!
11:50 PSYCHO finally discovers how to make funny voices on command, tells us to LOOK at his VOICE??
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I wonder why this is trending all of a sudden
Baseball stream
2:04:45 this was genuinely the scariest thing all stream, because most of the time i couldn’t take jerma seriously.
People watching this VOD don't get the context that the chat was raided by dumbasses spamming about Morbius and Jerma had no choice but to just ignore chat eventually, which is why the last moments of the gameplay are the best as he's focusing on it.
Someone in chat said "This guy's jiggle physics are insane". Jerma laughed at it and looked at his chest to make sure they don't jiggle
Time stamp?
Wonder why I'm getting recommended this today lmao
JERMA, if they taught TAXES in school, you would goof off and not listen or learn just like you did with GEOMETRY
they did teach a class like that in my high school and you were required to take it and i’m gonna have to PERFORM TAXES for the first time next year and i don’t remember a thing
@@absolutefiend6262 honestly, if you can afford it, pay for someone on turbotax to do it for u, it’ll save you a LOT of time and energy :]
@@absolutefiend6262 it’s easier than everyone makes it sound. Just take your time with one of the freefile options and in the meantime track money you spend on necessaries for school (assuming you’re in college).
@@jade4025 Or commit tax fraud
It goes without saying that someone with ADHD is not going to be good at school. Not with the way everything is set up anyway.
Its funny to me that streamer can get the actual dev to personally fix their softlocked game while hes in a chair blowing bubbles.
I slept with my bed right against my boiler room for so long that I've developed a habit of waking up at 4:am every morning at least once. Since at that hour the boiler used to kick in during winter.
How many times has this maniac spilled the liquid he has on his desk all over the desk and keyboard?? I'm SICK OF IT GET SOME HELP
NO MORE LIQUIDS ON THE DESK
thats right
certified jerma moments
16:20 what was I JUST doing?
45:56 navigation? I don’t fucking do it
49:53 is jerma real? (+ geometry sucks)
54:20 jerma tries to fix a leak with the fire extinguisher
56:10 idek
57:04 do I need to know the pythagorean theorem to do THIS?
1:00:03 math clown
1:13:21 #1 variety streamer
1:16:04 jerma dies :(
1:18:29 the dev saves the day
1:51:25 baseball stream
2:12:48 reaction replay
How the fuck did Glover come out coincidentally when this lunatic is also forced to eat a glove by his own fault?
Life, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
finds a way
I'm wrapping my head around why he thought the 3 stooges would be in Fortnite when the entire franchise is hyper dead.
@@phoebeaurum7113 just looked up 3 stooges for the first time and now I'm even more confused why he bet on this lmao
world leaders watch jeremy
@@phoebeaurum7113 Solid jj made some videos.
Watching iron lung bc someone decided to recreate it irl this week 💀💀
He now wears his "sus" badge with honor. What a great character ark for the Jermanic lore
I still can't believe he's gone
1:49:43 I do not regret asking
I love how Jerma, having completed the game, immediately goes on a deranged tangent about his eyes instead of commenting on the ending or game itself
How odd that this video gets recommended now, of all times
this dusk guy/david madlad keeps making these little indie masterpieces. im honestly impressed how many times i see a cool game everyone's playing, only to learn that hes behind it
Do you even know who you're talkin' to?
Do you have any idea - any idea who I am?
You listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, if you go to the clown show (or the magician show) and they do, like, balloon animals, you don't raise your hand and the clown's like "Alright yes, you?" - "Um, can you like solve this for X?" - the guy's gonna be like...
MERR MEENK!
If you were from where I was from, you'd make fucking balloon animals for a living! What do you want me to do?
1:51:40 the legend of Ball fondler
Now Make it able to play w five people
youtube recommendation is funny 💀
The whole time Jerma's face is flushed like he's actually in the submarine
Oh my god, I beat this game a few days ago, can't wait to see Jerma freak out at either the controls or the scares
I read this as "Jerma Sings - Iron Lung" and thought he did some Radiohead cover
he doesnt know about the worm in his colon
"We're on a space station"
"Can I open the windows?"
"Am I underwater?"
Best streamer.
Cant believe jerma made fun of those people in that submarine
*game softlocks*
*game dev teasing Jerma for needing to know geometry, instead of the dev just ensuring the game doesn’t soft lock a player*
Perfect time to rewatch
felt