Jerma Streams - Minecraft

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2018
  • Jerma archived Minecraft (The original title of this stream was "Until They Turn Us Off", and was originally streamed/recorded on September 30th, 2018)
    This video is part of a larger stream that went 1. Going Away Party [with Guests], 2. L.A. Noire (Part 2), 3. Minecraft, 4. Bloodborne, Peggle 2, and GTA Online
    (Note: This channel is not run by Jerma/Ster, just a couple of fans wanting to archive the streams for a later date, and just for the community of fans.)
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  • @RematodeRanger
    @RematodeRanger 5 років тому +1110

    Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 5 років тому +85

      mmm, that's good cider

    • @bluesnail5042
      @bluesnail5042 5 років тому +52

      mmm, that's good cider

    • @deshis
      @deshis 5 років тому +45

      mmm, that's good cider

    • @CamC159
      @CamC159 5 років тому +44

      This is jerma's version of "so guys we did it"

    • @marioblue22
      @marioblue22 5 років тому +15

      mmm, that's good cider

  • @perezosowf
    @perezosowf 5 років тому +618

    DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBURGAH

  • @goldenboy9748
    @goldenboy9748 5 років тому +455

    Streamer cries from sheer awe of minecraft

  • @goldenpothos4290
    @goldenpothos4290 2 роки тому +159

    This young man is so full of HATRED

  • @Thephinxst
    @Thephinxst 5 років тому +215

    This microphone audio is surreal.

    • @thisismyname5657
      @thisismyname5657 5 років тому +35

      Straight out of a 2012 Minecraft let's play.

    • @frankiesien9252
      @frankiesien9252 Рік тому +2

      Came back to this video and it still hasnt really changed LOL

  • @Redstoneman1997
    @Redstoneman1997 3 роки тому +262

    I come back to this particular stream every couple months.
    The drunken hatred he conveys at times is somehow therapeutic.

    • @knutt8580
      @knutt8580 27 днів тому

      “What is that? an apple? Shove it up your ass… How do I eat it?”

  • @thisismyname5657
    @thisismyname5657 5 років тому +206

    Jesus Christ, Jerma literally loses his mind when he tries to play this game. He sounds borderline suicidal.

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 Рік тому +14

      being angry and being suicidal are different things

    • @anthonyjohnstone695
      @anthonyjohnstone695 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Sidecutt3yeah and fucking making a joke on a goddamned Minecraft video is different than jackassedly taking everything seriously

    • @artistmaki
      @artistmaki 5 місяців тому +2

      not for some peopel@@Sidecutt3

    • @jellyfishfingernail
      @jellyfishfingernail 4 дні тому

      @@Sidecutt3 for jerma it is

  • @risingplunger9134
    @risingplunger9134 5 років тому +443

    I think jerma craft tainted his opinion on this game

    • @matthewgarcia2545
      @matthewgarcia2545 5 років тому +31

      RisingPlunger well it’s obviously because he had to serve jury duty

    • @UYVRECON
      @UYVRECON 5 років тому +2

      P

    • @thecatrooms
      @thecatrooms Рік тому +1

      @@matthewgarcia2545 don't forget months of hiding from a "bully"

  • @TheGreenTaco999
    @TheGreenTaco999 5 років тому +290

    >goes to play minecraft
    >gf starts yelling at you

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 3 місяці тому +8

      >goes to play minecraft
      >bf has destroyed all your rare items in 2 seconds in real time during a stream

    • @Grade.patrick
      @Grade.patrick Місяць тому +1

      @@SuperCatfire >stone sword and 13 cobble

  • @Keladinus
    @Keladinus 5 років тому +523

    Jerma has the most irrational hatred for the most random games imaginable.

    • @keb7066
      @keb7066 5 років тому +43

      Probably because he thinks it's for normies or whatever. Still, he is being silly. Fanbase aside, Minecraft is objectively fun (especially if you play it with friends).

    • @RisenSlash
      @RisenSlash 5 років тому +70

      Nothing can be "objectively" fun.

    • @TheGreenTaco999
      @TheGreenTaco999 5 років тому +16

      @@RisenSlash I think subjective and objective can mesh., the point I think he was making is that so many people liked it that it's an objectively good game, subjective things can be objective things, I can say that Jerma objectively doesn't like the game even tho that's a subjective opinion of his own, so many people liked this game that objectively the overall the subjective opinion is that it's fun which is all we have to gauge it by, altho you could find an error in what I've said the reality is that we have and need these definitions involving objectively good and bad games, otherwise making games is a complete dice-toss for a good or bad game(which we know isn't the case). even and especially when making games for a particular audience in mind, their subjective opinion becomes objective. that or Hunt Down the Freeman is a misunderstood masterpiece.

    • @PinkertonLover
      @PinkertonLover Рік тому +11

      @@keb7066 minecraft is objectively boring

    • @oldthug2309
      @oldthug2309 Рік тому +3

      @@PinkertonLover but objectively fun

  • @frogmin9979
    @frogmin9979 5 років тому +168

    "Can you make meat out of wood?"

  • @86thosepatties
    @86thosepatties 5 років тому +274

    Once he moves to Las Vegas, it'll be easy for him to attend minecon.

  • @bossblitz2041
    @bossblitz2041 5 років тому +165

    I play hundreds of hours of Minecraft and only find a woodland mansion from getting a map and travelling for thousands of blocks. Jerma plays for 5 minutes and spawns next to one

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray Рік тому +4

      I was FLABBERGASTED when I saw that, he thought they were talking about the village house 😭

    • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
      @SomeGuyHowGoesIt 11 місяців тому

      Me and a friend travelled about 15,000 blocks in roughly an hour and a half after days of trading for the map and preparing and after we got there we died and realized we forgot to bring beds 10/10

    • @mikeymoistmouth5255
      @mikeymoistmouth5255 11 місяців тому +2

      Legacy edition moment (:

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 6 місяців тому

      theres a website, maybe chunkbase, that shows all the structures in your seed

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 7 місяців тому +14

    Jerma genuinely gettinf angry when he mines a giant mushroom and gets so pissed at it that he says he's gonna stab someone in the chest is the best thing about this stream

  • @offan-
    @offan- 2 роки тому +95

    he’s actually so mad this entire time LOL

  • @EsmeeHulskamp
    @EsmeeHulskamp Рік тому +47

    16:40 - 17:20 is one of my all time favourite jerma clips

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 4 роки тому +73

    I like the concept that someone was just playing minecraft and they were about to die so they just stopped playing forever

    • @Lauti1_1
      @Lauti1_1 2 місяці тому +1

      How is this sl funny

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray 2 дні тому +1

      That’s pretty fucking funny

  • @LumendeLumen
    @LumendeLumen 5 років тому +125

    man has bipolar breakdown on stream

    • @nirybiry
      @nirybiry 5 років тому +6

      is this the streAMER THAT HAD A BREAKDOWN ON STREAAAAM?!?!

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 3 роки тому +1

      @@nirybiry This guy is FUCKED

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 Рік тому

      IS YOUR PFP BIG JOEL???💀💀

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 5 років тому +149

    3:50 griefer gets confronted by his abusive mother

  • @smithsmithony5401
    @smithsmithony5401 Рік тому +53

    Jerma when playing ultra-hardcore games known for their brutal difficulty: breezes through them and beats them way faster than the average person
    Jerma when playing children's games: has multiple meltdowns and loses what's left of his sanity

  • @homsar21596
    @homsar21596 5 років тому +63

    "Local Boston Streamer Confirms Brown Bricks in Minecraft."

  • @gabtype
    @gabtype 5 років тому +192

    Is this the N.1 Minecraft Twitch streamer?!?

  • @redsprinkle
    @redsprinkle 6 місяців тому +9

    24:11 I still don’t understand why the spider wasn’t attacking him and just watching

    • @danjelsboiiiiiii
      @danjelsboiiiiiii Місяць тому +1

      He was baffled looking at Jeremy’s horrendous shitfaced gameplay

  • @johncreillybois8742
    @johncreillybois8742 5 років тому +54

    compact streamer commits emotional warfare on girlfriend by sabotaging her lifes work, 2018 colourised

  • @Hemostat
    @Hemostat 5 років тому +99

    16:12 jerma figures out how to make planks

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +2

      Hi Zebra technologies logo

    • @Hemostat
      @Hemostat 2 роки тому +1

      @@JacobKinsley hello childrens

    • @goosetank
      @goosetank Рік тому

      @@Hemostat i love you

  • @dangriffith3708
    @dangriffith3708 3 роки тому +33

    16:16 jerma pressing every other button except the place button

  • @dekker3988
    @dekker3988 5 років тому +82

    36:08 Top 10 Minecraft streamers who've SWORN!!1

  • @spawnstah7228
    @spawnstah7228 5 років тому +141

    Is this the guy that beat minecraft ON STREAM?!?!

    • @CardboardOdyssey
      @CardboardOdyssey 5 років тому +5

      no

    • @spagelsmegal
      @spagelsmegal 5 років тому +3

      CardboardOdyssey it’s a jerma joke

    • @CardboardOdyssey
      @CardboardOdyssey 5 років тому +5

      i know every jerma joke

    • @spagelsmegal
      @spagelsmegal 5 років тому

      CardboardOdyssey well do know about the streamer beats ____ on stream joke

    • @CardboardOdyssey
      @CardboardOdyssey 5 років тому +7

      @@spagelsmegal i just told you i know every joke

  • @firstnamelastname-oy7es
    @firstnamelastname-oy7es 5 років тому +139

    Finally, a high brow stream from Jerma.

  • @NWWfan
    @NWWfan 4 роки тому +57

    What's crazy is, this had to be a lot of viewer's' first Jerma stream

  • @collie2280
    @collie2280 3 роки тому +64

    I love how he's just pissed off the whole time playing this, cynical jerma best jerma

  • @Bibliofil1495
    @Bibliofil1495 5 років тому +54

    37:02 he enters a building

  • @doctored3029
    @doctored3029 Рік тому +14

    streamed in 2018 but looks like it's out of 2015

    • @KwikBR
      @KwikBR 6 місяців тому

      i thought this was 2014 what

  • @marine5323
    @marine5323 5 років тому +56

    He's so out of content that he went back to JermaCraft.

  • @lestatsgirlypop
    @lestatsgirlypop Рік тому +22

    I wonder if jerma ever realized how rare a woodland mansion is in minecraft. Maybe not, the way he's acting so chill about it.

    • @KwikBR
      @KwikBR 6 місяців тому +3

      in that edition it 3wasnt

  • @scrumptioustelevision9764
    @scrumptioustelevision9764 Рік тому +31

    46:40 jermas true murderous side comes out for a lil bit

  • @NerevarOfficialReal
    @NerevarOfficialReal 5 років тому +61

    I think Jerma likes Minecraft.

  • @wilhelm5979
    @wilhelm5979 5 років тому +40

    Jerma sounded like a pilot speaking through the intercom in this stream. I was waiting for him to say something like "Ladies and gentlemen, we will land shortly in the beautiful Bahamas, the temperature is a scorching..." etc.

  • @Sarciasm
    @Sarciasm 2 роки тому +18

    Actual comfort stream

  • @abscond
    @abscond 5 років тому +157

    The jerma laugh always makes me laugh, I'm trying not to laugh because I'm in class

    • @grapespace
      @grapespace 5 років тому +5

      Same here oh my god

    • @CarloMartinini
      @CarloMartinini 5 років тому +6

      He really does have the best laugh ever. That's actually what originally got me following him. Someone posted his video "jerma.exe has stopped working" to r/contagiouslaughter and I was hooked on his laugh

    • @smallgoron3132
      @smallgoron3132 2 роки тому +2

      are you still in class?

    • @abscond
      @abscond 2 роки тому +5

      @@smallgoron3132 nah son i graduated last month

    • @smallgoron3132
      @smallgoron3132 2 роки тому +4

      @@abscond YOO LETS GO

  • @Thelazyoverachiever4
    @Thelazyoverachiever4 5 років тому +67

    Well it appears that the devil wil have to buy some snow boots, because Hell just froze over.

  • @Uhg56
    @Uhg56 5 років тому +42

    "One thicc ass tree I'll tell ya that".

  • @NPC-254
    @NPC-254 Рік тому +15

    I love his irrational anger

  • @Sarciasm
    @Sarciasm 2 роки тому +20

    This might be the most insane ive seen jerma what the fuck like actually

  • @Jacrispy223
    @Jacrispy223 5 років тому +30

    Jerma at his most esoteric

  • @mapclickerandy
    @mapclickerandy 5 років тому +33

    A bottle of champagne was the only way to have him play minecwaft

  • @nickypass861
    @nickypass861 5 років тому +32

    45:14 the classic jerma scream

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay Рік тому +32

    it's amazing how good he is at impersonating horribly unlikable people that are supposed to be entertaining but aren't even enjoying THEMSELVES

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 5 років тому +30

    5 thousand people came to watch a small man question his integrity over a game of mine craft

  • @tinkerbelle6936
    @tinkerbelle6936 2 роки тому +17

    I dont think ive ever seen someone so mad and annoyed at Minecraft

  • @zerkberker
    @zerkberker 5 років тому +23

    Jerma exploring the mansion felt a lot like the sequel to Castle Griffinsteed we've all been waiting for

  • @Anonymouthful
    @Anonymouthful 5 років тому +54

    I wonder how he feels about Terraria.

    • @cheatlink11
      @cheatlink11 5 років тому +6

      It's his GOTC: Never had a better game before

    • @Whires
      @Whires 4 роки тому

      He's played it on stream

  • @ironman3090
    @ironman3090 5 років тому +27

    this man is insane

    • @spagelsmegal
      @spagelsmegal 5 років тому +2

      Iron Man no he just hated himself for making Minecraft videos in 2012

    • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
      @SomeGuyHowGoesIt 11 місяців тому

      ​@@spagelsmegaly not both

  • @chelly3190
    @chelly3190 6 місяців тому +4

    the button mashing at 16:08 as he tries to place the crafting table fucking killed me

  • @TheBadSpecialistOnTheRocks
    @TheBadSpecialistOnTheRocks 11 місяців тому +4

    I dont think ive ever seen him this unhinged

  • @the_gangly_gamer4448
    @the_gangly_gamer4448 2 роки тому +10

    45:28 starts the clip Jerma watched. (Or, the clip of the clip Jerma watched).

  • @dergermankind6906
    @dergermankind6906 6 місяців тому +6

    Man, Jerma saying he was the #1 Minecraft streamer made me remember how unpopular the game was a few years ago

  • @skywalker617
    @skywalker617 5 років тому +31

    Is this the streamer that cried on stream?

  • @PregnantAdamSandler
    @PregnantAdamSandler 5 років тому +16

    Streamer cries over minecraft on STREAM

  • @SterJermaStreamArchive
    @SterJermaStreamArchive  5 років тому +80

    BRB Ends 28:19

    • @gforbidden
      @gforbidden 5 років тому +8

      no pin? useful info.

    • @MrBLARG85
      @MrBLARG85 5 років тому +2

      Please pin this

  • @TruffaloBuffalo
    @TruffaloBuffalo 5 років тому +20

    please tell me i'm not the only one who thought he'd start Michael P screaming at 17:00

  • @despacitodaniel801
    @despacitodaniel801 Рік тому +6

    Jeremiah if he was a 250 viewer channel streaming for 7 years

  • @hoshii.8533
    @hoshii.8533 5 років тому +19

    man going more and more insane day by day

  • @kurt7937
    @kurt7937 5 років тому +15

    Local Jermacraft streamer gets distracted by wind and grunts in 50 minute gameplay series

  • @smithsmithony5401
    @smithsmithony5401 Рік тому +8

    40:06 "How do I sprint?"
    *presses home button*

  • @joeyoutube3961
    @joeyoutube3961 Рік тому +25

    46:28 is where he really loses it

    • @makitard
      @makitard Рік тому

      this guy is FUCKED

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 5 років тому +46

    0:48
    that's so cute, I hope they play Minecraft together uwu

  • @memegodjodox4854
    @memegodjodox4854 5 років тому +12

    (looks at mansion 1000 times) WOAH! W O A H

  • @edgytarian3332
    @edgytarian3332 5 років тому +35

    God damn I love peer pressure.

  • @Spaceman_u
    @Spaceman_u 5 років тому +12

    Local Boston streamer streams till his internet runs out

  • @trixsomethingsomething2095
    @trixsomethingsomething2095 Рік тому +4

    This vod reminded me that there was a Simpsons Skin Pack that used to exist for the Xbox Edition

  • @josheaster1547
    @josheaster1547 Рік тому +4

    wow jerma is really pissed off today

  • @nativechatter999
    @nativechatter999 5 років тому +11

    Jerma has forgotten that when chat knows what you hate, they'll make you play it

  • @Lusiggy
    @Lusiggy 5 років тому +19

    oh god finally i've been waiting for jermacraft episode 11 for years now

  • @Coconut-219
    @Coconut-219 5 років тому +20

    Not enough lootcrates and *PAID ONLINE FEATURES* 0/10

  • @000agony
    @000agony 11 місяців тому +4

    jerma would keep cursing minecraft and calling it a shitty game but then proceeds to play it for loads of hours

  • @aturchomicz821
    @aturchomicz821 Рік тому +6

    9:32 From the context clues I cant explain why Jerma was filled with so much hatred towards Minecraft here, is this your average house moving anger? This just months before the 2019 revival as well💀💀
    57:00 Why didnt he build a bed again??😭😭

  • @Alextobar31
    @Alextobar31 19 днів тому

    The energy of the basement/storage unit era will forever be unmatched

  • @tricksterking9490
    @tricksterking9490 5 років тому +21

    It is ironic how the skin Jerma got actually sort of looks like him

    • @johnjowari7128
      @johnjowari7128 3 роки тому

      Thats not ironic. More of a coincidence.

    • @octangula7914
      @octangula7914 2 роки тому +12

      for some reason i didn’t process that your were talking about minecraft and i thought you were making like a serial killer jerma joke

    • @anthonyjohnstone695
      @anthonyjohnstone695 11 місяців тому

      ​@@johnjowari7128yes it fucking is, he hates the game, he plays it, there's a character that looks similar, it's a form of irony you goddamn freelance english teacher

  • @Rezuaq
    @Rezuaq 5 років тому +20

    hi, I found this from the twitch front page :D exciteed to see where his playthru goes next :)

  • @bunbunthirtyone2175
    @bunbunthirtyone2175 8 місяців тому +1

    legendary video, crazy to think its ben 5 years

  • @Spaceman_u
    @Spaceman_u 5 років тому +21

    *JERMA CRAFT* 😍

  • @classified2154
    @classified2154 Рік тому +5

    Jerma revived Minecraft confirmed

  • @yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912
    @yalltoiletsbtalkinshit9912 5 років тому +12

    #1 Minecraft Streamer last night!!! I’m sending him a trophy!

  • @IIEasyLivingII
    @IIEasyLivingII 3 роки тому +9

    the la niore stream and this were brilliant holy shit

  • @skeleton208
    @skeleton208 2 роки тому +12

    47:07

  • @mcfronny
    @mcfronny 4 місяці тому

    Its hilarious how he gets one of the best starting spots possible while ranting about the game

  • @wariomeme1509
    @wariomeme1509 5 років тому +18

    Infamous streamer plays popular kids building game in 2018

  • @mandrillkills
    @mandrillkills 2 роки тому +3

    i was wondering why he was laughing at the beginning then I remembered this guys a PSYCHO

  • @ElTrolldeYoutubii
    @ElTrolldeYoutubii 4 місяці тому +2

    An almost 1 hour long bit

  • @tisaga1
    @tisaga1 5 років тому +8

    38:06 Winner of Worst Gaming Moment

  • @zeinab9222
    @zeinab9222 5 років тому +5

    legends only !!!

  • @Node8
    @Node8 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite stream

  • @schl4u
    @schl4u 5 років тому +3

    Jerma will be in the next „5 minecraft streamers who have sworn“ Video

  • @MagellanLife
    @MagellanLife 5 років тому +13

    the 1 dislike is Notch

  • @collinslogan01
    @collinslogan01 Рік тому +16

    Hearing Jerma talk so nice about Kim makes me sad :( I hope their relationship didn’t end on terrible terms

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS Рік тому

      ):

    • @anthonyjohnstone695
      @anthonyjohnstone695 11 місяців тому +1

      It's better than only having bad things to remember about someone and a time spent together

  • @tomasvil
    @tomasvil 3 роки тому +6

    This is cursed

  • @nicholasjayres
    @nicholasjayres 5 місяців тому

    Jerma's personalities constantly fight with each other over the course of 57 minutes

  • @AlbertoSantosDumont819
    @AlbertoSantosDumont819 5 років тому +35

    This is bottom of the barrel

  • @quechulowences
    @quechulowences 5 років тому +12

    God tier stream