@@andypaunov8109 I like both, but the new Edge is way better in every way. Although old Edge was lightweight and more touch friendly. For touch I think best browser was Internet Explorer on Windows 8.
This video is missing the classic windows 98 presentation fail regarding plug and play technology that ended with BSOD. I was hoping it would be #1 in this vid
Maybe not. He was demoing azure web services. The audience would have been people who were possibly on the fence about buying microsoft's big subscriptions services worth hundreds of times more than using bing for a year. Maybe higher-ups would have just said "it sucked that he had to do that, I mean, really sucked, but at least he saved our presentation."
I have not seen anyone in any IT department EVER since Windows 10 came out, have Cortana running on their sys-preped images. That is the first shit that is disabled by the admins.
That's exactly it, either that, or the device was handled by a few people before the actual demo and failed so many times that it asked for the passcode in order to enable it again. But I agree, it wasn't a fail. Many people don't realize that. I've seen this same video in other "fail" compilations.
i think they should gift him or something cuz he solved a problem that wasnt expected in just a minute and made it laughing situation to the audience that they loved it
I like the ones you don't see here, like the one where Windows 98 went BSoD live on air, or when Steve Jobs was having network issues that turned out to be due to over 500+ base stations operating in that very room! Edit: The network fail shown here may have actually been that one. 570 base stations to be exact. ua-cam.com/video/znxQOPFg2mo/v-deo.html
The face id one was because staff/audience got to try the iphones before the keynote had started hence the face id was wrong, same with touch id, too many wrong attempts, it asks for your passcode... the iphone did what it was meant to do... lol but the chrome one though
Later in the presentation he said they figured out what went wrong, that there were tons of other Wi-Fi devices so the networks were slow. He asked everyone to turn everything off then he gave a good demo lol
The Apple one is normal for the Face ID cuz there might be someone different who put the phone there and the phone saw that and disabled Face ID if you put the passcode and unlock it it will enable face Id
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No wonder Cortana is having issues recognizing Satya's english :))
Apple 🍎 maybe shows less embarrassment, but at least Microsoft is more honest with costumers... Apple just sells more and more shit and people just don't care and buy it.. at least it's honest from Microsoft to install Chrome, because their browser suck.. Apple is for people who don't care about hardware or software.. they'll buy anything, they just want everything to work and they don't care how does what work.. their consumers just aren't that smart in technology
@@mrfuck792 Microsoft is the big ass monopoly company which gives me windows preinstalled and forces me to buy licence even if I am ain't buying their laptop.
@@asutoshghanto3419 your STORES forces you to install Windows. Here in europe , when you buy a pre-built computer and don't ask specifically for an OS to be installed, they either come without an OS or they come with Linux (Distro) installed.
Disliked, didn't show the Windows 98 presentation fail. (aka the one where the computer spontaneously blue screens while a new driver was being installed)
I will never understand why Microsoft was so attached to Internet Explorer if the browser itself is crap and they knew it, everyone in the world knows it.
Dude, the Apple “fails” were not due to the iPhones. The first one was a saturated network and the second one is meant to happen that way; it’s not a failure of FaceID
It was meant to happen that way? I always found it amazing that Apple designed their phones with the requirement of an additional backup phone for faceID users.
I use mostly Google stuff. I'm not an Apple fan exactly, and I do use Windows the most. So I'm not biased when I tell you that you're absolutely fucking right 😂
The guy literally said that the version of edge that's running on those systems is locked down, that means that it's not able to connect to the VM's because there is parts of them which isn't standard consumer version of Edge, where he knew a fresh install of Chrome wouldn't have those protections added into it.
I don’t think the iPhone X situation with Face ID was necessarily a bug. Current iPhones will still do that after a restart or when you summon the “slide to power down” option. It’s a security feature by disabling biometrics.
I'm not exactly an Apple fan, but I want to point out that the presenter of that FaceID simply hadn't set up the iPhone he was using. So the iPhone simply did what it should've done. EDIT: 2 years later and I can officially say I'm an Apple fan now. Fuck Microsoft. EDIT: 4 years later and I can officially say I'm not an Apple fan anymore. Fuck Apple and Microsoft. Framework all the way.
yeah. also in cortana. its hard to use cortana in open area and he also have microphone and maybe a huge speakers(cause he is presenting) so cortana detects different word.
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The edge is like: "Are you sure you want to download a google product?"
The latest Edge pretty-much IS a Google product =)
@@MichaelMossmanNZ It's actually an Apple product but uh huh
@@MichaelMossmanNZ Chromium is open source so not a Google product.
5:35 this guy made the fail hilarious as hell, I'd give him a raise just because he gave people laughs.
Lies again? Lousy Programmers
@@NazriBOhh, them lousy programers! Grr 😡
DID HE REALLY INSTALLED CHROME WITH MICROSOFT EDGE LIVE OMG HAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING (I already have the new Edge Chrominium by the way)
Bruh that is so much more better than the old one
I mean new Edge is so better than the old Edge trash.
And he said “we’re not going to help make google better”
Am I the only one who likes Edge Legacy more?
@@andypaunov8109 I like both, but the new Edge is way better in every way. Although old Edge was lightweight and more touch friendly. For touch I think best browser was Internet Explorer on Windows 8.
"Show me to buy milk at this opportunity!" 😂😂😂
“Iets install chrome.”
Computer: NO GET EDGE INSTED ITS BETTER
yet literally fails to load the same company that made the browser's website
This video is missing the classic windows 98 presentation fail regarding plug and play technology that ended with BSOD. I was hoping it would be #1 in this vid
That's gold. 😂
Yeah or the classic one where Steve Jobs can’t get the camera to connect and throws it
3:35 "Show me to buy milk at this opportunity" That laugh tho.
@@user-if1de8pt2j he is speaking the language of the gods
@@user-if1de8pt2j way to chose a guy for your demo 90% human beings can't decipher what he said
@@nothinbutpeanut What is the language of the gods?
And to never return to home
I literally have no idea what word he was trying to say?? I speak and understand perfect English?
3:15 “traditionally shit see”
Last guy lost his job for sure 😂
“YOU DID WHAT!?”
He's probably working for Google now
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That Microsoft one was iconic he installed google chrome because edge was shitty lol
Microsoft, I wanna ask you one thing - HOW CAN YOU HAVE 2 FAILS IN A SINGLE PRESENTATION???
Simple: by using 2 Microsoft products.
6:25 I love the fact that all the autofill searches were anime realated
Ayy
Anime is best🤜🤛
The Chrome guy got canned, no doubt.
Maybe not. He was demoing azure web services. The audience would have been people who were possibly on the fence about buying microsoft's big subscriptions services worth hundreds of times more than using bing for a year.
Maybe higher-ups would have just said "it sucked that he had to do that, I mean, really sucked, but at least he saved our presentation."
nah not under Satya. Under Bill or Steve though? He would've been executed. Satya doesn't care about those platform wars like the other 2 did.
@@teslainvestah5003you are right. their azure services are way more profitable than a browser
I have not seen anyone in any IT department EVER since Windows 10 came out, have Cortana running on their sys-preped images. That is the first shit that is disabled by the admins.
Cortana is just awful
Show me my WHAT opportunities? Not even I can understand the guy not even after 3 times he said it. Can someone tell me what the hell he said?
Same here 😃😃😃
"what are my At Risk oppurtunities"
0:50 look at the water drops, look at the projector and even look at the Steve's bald head
😆😅
Wait the iphone face id didnt fail they just never entered the passcode after the first boot to enable face id again
That's exactly it, either that, or the device was handled by a few people before the actual demo and failed so many times that it asked for the passcode in order to enable it again.
But I agree, it wasn't a fail. Many people don't realize that. I've seen this same video in other "fail" compilations.
Stop bullying these poor companies. THere's only so much you can do with a couple hundred billion dollars.
Truee man 😂😂
The UA-cam algorithm is recommending this now💀
Did that Microsoft chrome guy get fired? Satya?
i think they should gift him or something cuz he solved a problem that wasnt expected in just a minute and made it laughing situation to the audience that they loved it
This just proves that anything humans creates can break.
To be fair, demonstrating that Edge can install another browser is quite appropriate
they all handled that gracefully!
The face id didn’t fail. My phone does that from time to time when it doesn’t recognize a face more than 4 times or when it’s booted up.
The chrome one was too funny!!!
Surface works great for entertainment, only when it works.
These are really fun to watch
3:35 sorry but i dont think that was cortana's fault >.>
Theyre the ones that designed it not to understand accents tho
2:49 Just for a moment I'm going to change the Surface, it's necessary to have two because sometimes one gets stuck and you have to change it
im the only i see the girl with a macbook in surface lol
At 4:00 minutes i honestly dont know what hes saying too, "show me my most at risk opportunities?" What was he saying?
Also dont know 😅
You guessed it right. He said exactly that.
Did the microsoft presenter even prepare?
Did jobs prepare
No
Sadly, yes. Just imagine how worse it could have been if they didn't.
@@ricksorkin2522yes he did
My favorite MS fail is still when Bill Gates was there and they blue screened a Windows 98 demo... lol..
#2 is not necessarily a tech fail. His accent or possible lisp is preventing the technology from discerning him correctly.
I like the ones you don't see here, like the one where Windows 98 went BSoD live on air, or when Steve Jobs was having network issues that turned out to be due to over 500+ base stations operating in that very room!
Edit: The network fail shown here may have actually been that one. 570 base stations to be exact. ua-cam.com/video/znxQOPFg2mo/v-deo.html
oo
I really thought the presentation for iphone 3 and 4 was edited but some how it wasn't and that is still accurate even on current models of iphones😅😅😅
Steve JObs Be like : we are poor pls give me wifi pls pls pls i am crying pls pls pls iphone 4 will fail pls pls pls
Steve Jobs is the reason your Samsung exists today
the first one was a wifi issue, but I suppose it counts
Dont try to find excuse for the FAILURE
The face id one was because staff/audience got to try the iphones before the keynote had started hence the face id was wrong, same with touch id, too many wrong attempts, it asks for your passcode... the iphone did what it was meant to do... lol but the chrome one though
Satya Nadella has to program another feature that recognises Indian accent. LoL 😆
Build the product that you yourself would want to use
3:44 i dont even know what he’s saying
Chrome guy is brutal ;D lmao 🤣
Number 2 should have been number 5, it was just a usual thing. And 5 should've been 2.
But great video, even 6 years after.
I think Steve Jobs somehow in a hurry mistakenly got the iPhone of the same model rather than taking the new one after the old one 🤔🤣🤣🤣
Later in the presentation he said they figured out what went wrong, that there were tons of other Wi-Fi devices so the networks were slow. He asked everyone to turn everything off then he gave a good demo lol
Good video made my day.
i wanna know if switching to Chrome actually made it work
A shame Apple decided to not do anymore any live demo...
They just want to sell fancy UI and words...
You missed 1.... Bill Gate's Win98 BSD presentation.
In defense of Cortana, I still didn't understand what Satya asked her.
The Apple one is normal for the Face ID cuz there might be someone different who put the phone there and the phone saw that and disabled Face ID if you put the passcode and unlock it it will enable face Id
No wonder Cortana is having issues recognizing Satya's english :))
Love how at 1:08 phone #1s time is ahead by one minute…
While we are talking here I’m gonna go and install chrome 😂
Biggest Apple fail was when it fell and hurt Isaac newtons head
Biggest Microsoft fail was because it isn’t macro or hard
you can add copilot recall to this list now!
Why? Tell me the reason.
Microsoft ones were worse. RIP Microsoft.
Apple 🍎 maybe shows less embarrassment, but at least Microsoft is more honest with costumers... Apple just sells more and more shit and people just don't care and buy it.. at least it's honest from Microsoft to install Chrome, because their browser suck.. Apple is for people who don't care about hardware or software.. they'll buy anything, they just want everything to work and they don't care how does what work.. their consumers just aren't that smart in technology
@@mrfuck792 Yas
@@mrfuck792 Microsoft is the big ass monopoly company which gives me windows preinstalled and forces me to buy licence even if I am ain't buying their laptop.
@@asutoshghanto3419 you can use Linux then. Microsoft is a honest company and take care of their customers. +Xbox fact
@@asutoshghanto3419 your STORES forces you to install Windows. Here in europe , when you buy a pre-built computer and don't ask specifically for an OS to be installed, they either come without an OS or they come with Linux (Distro) installed.
Where’s the Windows Vista speech to text one?
omg the last he was fired?
Disliked, didn't show the Windows 98 presentation fail.
(aka the one where the computer spontaneously blue screens while a new driver was being installed)
First is the best one ever. 🤣🤣 .. I'm not gonna help google to improve... 🤣
That one is our favorite as well 😃
You forget about Windows 98 presentation. There was most famous.
I will never understand why Microsoft was so attached to Internet Explorer if the browser itself is crap and they knew it, everyone in the world knows it.
99% of Microsoft employees use chrome (or firefox)
Not now. Edge is Chromium now.
@@hahaitsme aka edge is chrome with a pretty face to it.
@@WhitfieldProductionsTV Edge is still better
@@hahaitsme long as you are not using bing, then yes.
@@WhitfieldProductionsTVedge is ugly wdym
the iphone is just being normal
The Win98 fail is missing xD
Downloading Chrome on a Microsoft Demo **FACE PALM** someone got fired LMAO no just kidding...
3:30: obviously Microsoft is racist because it doesn't recognise the strange America-IndiStani accent.
No way he opened up CHROME!!!!!
Fails that Apple had, are far smaller than the ones that microsoft had 😂
WiFi and passcode, much less than not working at all
Windows 11 enters the room…
They need Chrome or Firefox in that Suface.
3:40 wtf is he saying?
Show me milk at this opportunity
He is saying “Show me my most at-risk opportunities”
Dude, the Apple “fails” were not due to the iPhones. The first one was a saturated network and the second one is meant to happen that way; it’s not a failure of FaceID
It was meant to happen that way? I always found it amazing that Apple designed their phones with the requirement of an additional backup phone for faceID users.
Chrome is endorsed by microsoft
AI isn't accent friendly...extempo is dangerous...at times...
That’s why Apple moved to recorded presentations hahaha
It’s so uncomfortable watching all of those moments.
You has forget Apple maps (replace Google maps )
Apple presentations didn't work because of external issues. Microsoft didn't work because it sucks.
I use mostly Google stuff. I'm not an Apple fan exactly, and I do use Windows the most. So I'm not biased when I tell you that you're absolutely fucking right 😂
The guy literally said that the version of edge that's running on those systems is locked down, that means that it's not able to connect to the VM's because there is parts of them which isn't standard consumer version of Edge, where he knew a fresh install of Chrome wouldn't have those protections added into it.
Microsoft won't help make Google Chrome better. :D
Imagine just how cringe that situation you in at that moment 😂
The Microsoft Presenter could have installed Firefox so that at least, they didn't had to interfare with Google. 😅
firefox used to good back in win 7 days now just bloatware and trackers
3:18 : *Satya!*
I don’t think the iPhone X situation with Face ID was necessarily a bug. Current iPhones will still do that after a restart or when you summon the “slide to power down” option. It’s a security feature by disabling biometrics.
Windows Vista was the worst by far
I'm not exactly an Apple fan, but I want to point out that the presenter of that FaceID simply hadn't set up the iPhone he was using. So the iPhone simply did what it should've done.
EDIT: 2 years later and I can officially say I'm an Apple fan now. Fuck Microsoft.
EDIT: 4 years later and I can officially say I'm not an Apple fan anymore. Fuck Apple and Microsoft. Framework all the way.
It's a fail cause he couldn't get the phone to do what he wanted to do the phone is fine though
@@RADIUM108 it was a great failure because he should be PREPARED for this
other things don't matter
That's exactly why it's a fail
yeah. also in cortana. its hard to use cortana in open area and he also have microphone and maybe a huge speakers(cause he is presenting) so cortana detects different word.
Or maybe he picked up the wrong phone? He does switch it out for a backup
6:07 #installchrome
Lol
God damn marketing people make me sick ! Closet thing to Bankers
Um, I don't think Steve Jobs and Satya Nadella are "marketing people", you absolute pleb.
@@nspe1372 If Steve Jobs wasn't Apples main marketing Guru i'll eat my Grannies undies LOL
Cringe level is over 9000, this is why I am afraid of presentations.
LMFAO why im laughing si hard on this 😁😁😁
The biggest fail was bill gates blue screen in windows lunch.
Did you omit Bill Gates' Win 98 BSOD on purpose?
4:26 ho-ho-ho📉📉📉📉
embarrassing
Sales force is so crap
Nutella can't speak English.
At least Steve Jobs was so much honest!
Steve 🥹❤️