"chat, listen, ok? I know- I know Batman beat me. I know that. I know he solved all my riddles. So here's the plan: double or nothing. I go all over Gotham, and put in TWICE as many riddles, really hard ones this time, and that's what we do for the next two or three streams. Does that sound good to you guys?" "... "bad riddle Andy." Ban that guy for 5 minutes."
I like to imagine that this channel isn't owned by Jerma himself, it's just an unknowable being that tracks his life and taunts him with every humiliation
Ikr? Tbh it just shows the power jerma’s face holds. There could be several penises, ice creams and guns in the background but the only thing people would be talking about would be his face.
Reddit is not even exaggerating like 70% CIA owned bots being operated in cuba/florida in order to trick people into joining a government approved hivemind which is why all real reddit users are just loser numales
i adore the way he is completely incapable of driving. any motorcycle or atv type vehicle immediately crashes head first into something, and every car immediately gets perched into an immovable state.
Played by Adam Driver, what great casting and great dedication from mr Driver to embrace not only the mental but also the physical challenges of the character.
17:30 this was literally the most wholesome thing my tired mind has heard today, like imagine the whole scenario of a student with questions going to ask the substitute teacher how to do a particular problem, and then the substitute spilling his spaguetti because he is as confused as the kids
4:14 "oops" that got me. saying oops after pulverizing that man's skull with a sledge hammer then jumping into a car like a cartoon character is objectively hilarious
The gum was Cinna-burst, wrapper was actually edible. Had a few variations other than cinnamon as well. I don't think there is a wiki for them, but I'm sure if you talk to some older individuals you'll eventually come across someone whos had them.
25:20 We have this exact Dude in our small town, but he's a vape store owner who drives a bright blue Mercedes SUV with MS Paint Clouds all over the car...
he would get a massive sandwich that's got cranberry Sause and stuffing but it's slightly off and he eats it anyways. then he SHITS HIS PANTS ON STREAM.
If anyone ever makes a Jermaverse fighting game, McGriddlers intro has to be him crashing out of the stratosphere on top of a UFO while playing the harmonica.
"...jetsons, meet the jetsons, they're the modernaahfuturisticfami...that's flintstones. what's the jetsons song?" "it's like...bababadabababababaaa...there's roger....there's...eh...what is it? it's like duhduhduh-and elroy, and EL-roy. how does it go? meet george. how is it? duh-duh-george, he has a dog named elmo!" "jane, his wife!"
This stream had it all. The ongoing monkey's paw saga, Jerma getting scared multiple times by a Saints Row game, confession time about his substitute teacher stint...
Why did this episode of all the ones make me feel so fucking adoring towards jerma this man has me in tears he was a teacher he didn't know what he was doing but he wanted to be there and teach kids anyways this man my beloved my adored i haven't slept in over 24 hours
I like to think the ai just actually knew jermas committed enough murders to overshadow every other serial killer and had his face be naturally brought out the most
He hired a fake family but he now needs to cosplay as Peter and rehire all the actors but try to contact all the official voice actors first for a Canon irl episode
trident still runs those ads, i remember them from when i was young and i always thought trident was the best brand because it cleaned your teeth instead of making it dirty like other gums
To see Jerma985's perspective on how to move a couch, see 10:14 in "The Dark McGriddler Rises". To see Jerma Dark's perspective on how to move a couch, see 29:07 in "Jerma Loses his Friends and Becomes Sad in The Thing".
he should have the child actor come in first and say his lines and then bring in an adult actor right afterwards and just pretend that it was the same exact guy
In Australia you need a Masters degree to be a teacher, the idea that in the US they're just letting 20-something dudes who "want to do something interesting" have a class explains so much
i just went back and watched the easter dinner thing and i gotta say it aged like fine wine that shit was so good, it was just one giant insult to jerma and the actors were honestly so amazing (albeit a bit ham fisted with the bro dunks and high fives). honestly it’s a shame that he likely won’t do something similar again lmao
![Jerma Streams - Bread & Fred [with Ster]](/img/n.gif)
I love how many people bought into that "Serial Killer" photo and were saying how it was creepy and disturbing.
It is
Redditors
Their the same people that say "Pupper" and "Doggo"
Thank you for the gold kind stranger
@@Mr.SpicyIce They're*
But yeah, you're 100% right
And say wholesome at everything just because it's something that isn't negative.
"Everybody must get skrunk" followed by "wait why am i so small?" Is so incredibly funny
True himbo moment
Jerma driving through a neighborhood saying
"Why is there a house here?!?"
Made me lose my mind
"Why are there kids in this backyard!!??!"
"chat, listen, ok? I know- I know Batman beat me. I know that. I know he solved all my riddles. So here's the plan: double or nothing. I go all over Gotham, and put in TWICE as many riddles, really hard ones this time, and that's what we do for the next two or three streams. Does that sound good to you guys?"
"... "bad riddle Andy." Ban that guy for 5 minutes."
Just Paul Dano Riddler if he was on Twitch
This comment is perfect
Wow. That’s eerily accurate.
I like to imagine that this channel isn't owned by Jerma himself, it's just an unknowable being that tracks his life and taunts him with every humiliation
Scp
Shut up, happy
@@accountname7588 quiet down, Marc
You have accurately described the editors for 2ndjerma
The Truman show
"Ernest Level Threat" was easily the greatest oneguy moment of December 2021
That phrase doesn’t appear in this video because Jerma doesn’t want us to realize that he is the truest embodiment of an Ernest Level Threat
@@Champiness i doubt even Ernest could stop bloodlusted rampaging Jeremy
Funniest part about the serial killer image is that NO ONE seems to notice that his shirt has been clearly edited to say "RED S E X"
Ikr? Tbh it just shows the power jerma’s face holds. There could be several penises, ice creams and guns in the background but the only thing people would be talking about would be his face.
I too love the musical artist, vessel. /joking
Average redditor intelligence
Reddit is not even exaggerating like 70% CIA owned bots being operated in cuba/florida in order to trick people into joining a government approved hivemind which is why all real reddit users are just loser numales
i really do think the people who cursed jerma manifested that serial killer bit
@THIS you could at least try!
@ChaiTrappuccino heyhey, I’m a complete bot and I still try
9:40 Jerma says recycling bin and IMMEDIATELY that recycling bin starts to fade away
Reality warping streamer
Keter class streamer
yet another warning ignored by the general populace, when will this MANIAC finally be confronted
i adore the way he is completely incapable of driving. any motorcycle or atv type vehicle immediately crashes head first into something, and every car immediately gets perched into an immovable state.
tbf saints row 2 cars are pretty hard to handle and drive
@@crashbash8549 theyre prettty easy to drift in, more arcadey than youd think
Chat usually has bad ideas but the one person suggesting the "Jerma has a kid" bit would be even funnier with an adult man is 100% correct
I’ve watched jerma for almost ten years now and I’ve never learned anything from him
Same
Every time jerma says a history or etymology fact or something on stream I google it and it's completely wrong. I love it
what about the Magical Idea Ferrari
Sus
now we know why his substitute teaching career flopped
The running gag of the McGriddler hijacking a vehicle then immediately crashing it is just wonderful comedy.
“Gotham”
“byeah”
“The Riddler”
“byeah”
“The Iceberg Lounge”
“byeah”
Faded
byeah
Pour up
4:29
"You murdered a man in cold blood"
"That was his decision, not mine"
He meant the in game character he is playing as
@@absolutemattlad2701 😮
The McGriddler is by far my favorite Jerma side character and I'm so glad to see this uploaded finally after he ripped absolute shit in Jermania 2021.
Hold on now, may I counter propose: Mr Greenz.
@@elsgare8485 Maybe if Mr. Green decided to bank roll me at the casino
here's another Mr. Green reply
Played by Adam Driver, what great casting and great dedication from mr Driver to embrace not only the mental but also the physical challenges of the character.
@@sdsd2e2321 apparently he had three heart attacks (one of which was nearly fatal) in his weight gain venture.
the family dinner stream is actual comedic genius, probably the most awkward thing I've seen performed.
watch the unboxing ring too
Ahh, a Joker burger. That’s something you’d want in the meat grinder
Crazy Hamburger
@THIS ???
Hamboirgir
@@thelegalsystem Curazy Hambuguire
Tripping off the beat kinda, dripping off the meat grinder
you MUST get skrunk. There is no other option.
The fate of our world lies within your levels of skrunk
OK but why does he have a perfect impression of a chair scooting back from a desk
The crinkle pants, too!
jerma can do an impression of any object almost perfectly
The geddup noise
Wish DC would release the deleted scene where The Mcgriddler was banned from the riddlers chat.
Saints Row 2 is about family, and I think that’s what’s so powerful about it
Somehow McGriddler returned
Thank you Carrie
the car getting stuck perfectly balanced on two chairs can only happen to jerma
17:30 this was literally the most wholesome thing my tired mind has heard today, like imagine the whole scenario of a student with questions going to ask the substitute teacher how to do a particular problem, and then the substitute spilling his spaguetti because he is as confused as the kids
4:14 "oops" that got me. saying oops after pulverizing that man's skull with a sledge hammer then jumping into a car like a cartoon character is objectively hilarious
Fun fact: the jerma985 fan base, per capita, is one of the largest communities to have a "The Truman show" type of environment.
re, uh, ahem, reused joke?
wait no i doesnt count cause this video talks bout the truman show
carry on
Jerma - *Shoots a cop*
Also Jerma - That was HIS decision.
His fault for being a cop, tbh
He meant the in game character he is playing as
The dinner stream is one of the funniest skits you've ever done, the screwdriver / AA Uncle punchline is so golden
Nothing will beat the ufo falling right next to the wall that says "that's life" in spanish for me
everybody must get skrunk is my top jerma moment of 2022 hands down
The alternate title to this video is "Son of Byeah."
"Chronicles of Byeah"
@@timewellspent8137 byonicles
The gum was Cinna-burst, wrapper was actually edible. Had a few variations other than cinnamon as well. I don't think there is a wiki for them, but I'm sure if you talk to some older individuals you'll eventually come across someone whos had them.
Thought he overdosed on happy pills again
Fruit stripes was another 90's gum that had edible wrappers
25:20 We have this exact Dude in our small town, but he's a vape store owner who drives a bright blue Mercedes SUV with MS Paint Clouds all over the car...
he’s gonna want the chat genie when among us vr comes out
The thanksgiving dinner stream gave me anxiety i couldn’t get through 5 minutes of it
Jerma calls for his son. Everyone expects a 30 year old to come into the room.
Man I came up with the McGriddler on my own and now it's a Jerma character. Like the hamburglar but specifically for mcgriddles
jerks misreading shrunk as skrunk and then asking “why am i so small?” always makes me lose my mind
good stream, RIP jerma.
rip jerma
rip jerma
He died?
@@Benzeedoo yeah man sorry you had to find out like this 😕
@Bunzeedoo! yeah, had a terrible car crash, ironically enough.
I totally know what wonderful things he was talking about now!!!!
Jerma should wish for a turkey sandwich
he would get a massive sandwich that's got cranberry Sause and stuffing but it's slightly off and he eats it anyways. then he SHITS HIS PANTS ON STREAM.
One that’s left out in his car in the heat for a few hours
Just gotta remember to keep it from being dry
If anyone ever makes a Jermaverse fighting game, McGriddlers intro has to be him crashing out of the stratosphere on top of a UFO while playing the harmonica.
What if one day in like 30 years it actually turns out jerma killed 5 people back when he was in his 20s
Can’t rule him out
We wouldn’t be surprised
You know what Boston's like
5:12 I like how he just doesn’t acknowledge that someone just jumped in front of his car and killed themselves
I love how jerma jokingly said he peed his pants and somehow did not expect chat to take it seriously
"...jetsons, meet the jetsons, they're the modernaahfuturisticfami...that's flintstones. what's the jetsons song?"
"it's like...bababadabababababaaa...there's roger....there's...eh...what is it? it's like duhduhduh-and elroy, and EL-roy. how does it go? meet george. how is it? duh-duh-george, he has a dog named elmo!"
"jane, his wife!"
Patrick Bateman trying a Joker burger
Saints Row 2 is so fun. Definitely the best of them.
I get unreasonably upset when people say that saints row 3 and the later titles are the best,
And still not remastered smh
1 and 2 are great. the rest are fucking DOG SHIT.
I will never understand why people think saints row 2 is good.
2:25 wait im not the only person who thinks that whenever i sit down in a mall?
This stream had it all. The ongoing monkey's paw saga, Jerma getting scared multiple times by a Saints Row game, confession time about his substitute teacher stint...
"I thought was a bad guy, he had a shirt on!"
I thought he was a bad guy, he was wearing a shirt!
I feel sorry for Jerma's lawyer
Jesus christ the get skrunk misread killed me
Why did this episode of all the ones make me feel so fucking adoring towards jerma this man has me in tears he was a teacher he didn't know what he was doing but he wanted to be there and teach kids anyways this man my beloved my adored i haven't slept in over 24 hours
I like to think the ai just actually knew jermas committed enough murders to overshadow every other serial killer and had his face be naturally brought out the most
Jerma it's cinn-a-burst gum and I miss that shit every day and no you weren't supposed to chew the wrappers
I was thinking it was fruit stripe but tbh it could be either one
Jerma’s subtle commentary on social anxiety with the juxtaposition of chat gaslighting him is the funniest part of Jermas stream
Jerma is fr the only UA-camr who i will watch no matter what he post. He really has a great personality
28:44 egotistical andy drives offroad and complains why there are houses where his car shouldn't be in the first place.
12:23 like this bit
The “please bring that back it makes me look tough” bike was called the tetsuo❤
The waking up and going "Ahhhhhggg!" Bit was literally me this morning. Woke up at 6:35 when my ride shows up at 6:40. Can relate.
i'm crying so hard listening to the story about otto
25:22 basically describing Saul Goodman?? LWYRUP license plate and all
The fact that the serial killer image was posted on r/ interestingasfuck as if it was an actual makes it even more funny
10 minutes in, chat gaslights jerma into believing the concept of teamwork isn't real (4 people couch)
the otto story has me in tears
I thought I was the only one who called them swishy pants
I can’t believe people don’t like the family dinner stream. That was such a fucking classic stream
Wholesome knowing that the start of this stream with him being so happy was about Hollulu (chat now lives with him)
that furniture moving game is called Moving Out
He’ll never kill again now that everyone knows he’s a serial killer just from his face
You know there has to be some kid that had Jerma as a sub that watches him now and just wonders where it all went wrong
Am I seriously the only person who loved the family dinner stream? I loved how awkward and weird it was.
It was great
jerma said “look it up” and i was interested so i watched the whole thing in one sitting and i felt like i was watching a social Funky Town
He hired a fake family but he now needs to cosplay as Peter and rehire all the actors but try to contact all the official voice actors first for a Canon irl episode
Jerma talking about gum you chewed with the paper unlocked repressed memories in me. That urban legend really has been around forever.
10:48 He literally predicted that moving game that just came out
I love how unbeliablly apoloagetic jerma is when killing civilians in these kinds of games
trident still runs those ads, i remember them from when i was young and i always thought trident was the best brand because it cleaned your teeth instead of making it dirty like other gums
To see Jerma985's perspective on how to move a couch, see 10:14 in "The Dark McGriddler Rises".
To see Jerma Dark's perspective on how to move a couch, see 29:07 in "Jerma Loses his Friends and Becomes Sad in The Thing".
he should have the child actor come in first and say his lines and then bring in an adult actor right afterwards and just pretend that it was the same exact guy
Jermas character looks like the goblin in the “gotta be quicker than that, bud” video
The scariest thing about north american education is that Jerma was allowed to teach
In Australia you need a Masters degree to be a teacher, the idea that in the US they're just letting 20-something dudes who "want to do something interesting" have a class explains so much
i just went back and watched the easter dinner thing and i gotta say it aged like fine wine that shit was so good, it was just one giant insult to jerma and the actors were honestly so amazing (albeit a bit ham fisted with the bro dunks and high fives). honestly it’s a shame that he likely won’t do something similar again lmao
Sludgehammer and pupcorn are the strongest remnants of Jerma's Boston accent.
Bro that talk about Jerma not knowing shit when he was a substitute teacher made me laugh. Substitutes could never help lmao.
2 videos in 24 hours? Happy Cinco De Mayo!
It's April
@Tanuki 1029 You need to turn your calendar page
he's probably talking about holly at the start of this video : D
Honey, I Skrunk the Kids!
always losing my shit over 'everybody must get skrunk'
I learned how to teach today thanks jerma
2:05 That Toyota-like truck being branded WASABI is so fucking funny.
"the monkey paw curls" LMFAO
I loved the family dinner stream, underrated
I don’t know if jerma ever figured it out but I think the gum he was talking about was Cinnaburst
I really do hope he goes back to this game
There’s a scene from the new Batman movie where the riddler is literally just jerma
14:30
I'm glad this did not happen. The community would hyper-focus on the child and freak out.
That whole last bit had me in tears. Peak comedy.
dont eat spaghetti when watching. nearly choked to death from laughter 4 times