@@GordonSlamsay well, do yourself a favour. NEVER forget the fun you had while doing it!! Those games did customizing pretty well too, especially things like entrances and customs groups
@@TimeKeeperBris never will. whenever I'm together with family or childhood friends we still talk about the abominations we created in those games back in the day lol
If you were wondering, the game he's playing here is Saints Row 2 on the PC, plus the Gentlemen of the Row mod. SR2 is, frankly, a _really good_ GTA clone. It's silly most of the time, but there are a couple of moments where it gets genuinely sad, and more than a few moments where it gets genuinely frightening. When it does go serious, it goes _hard._ Let's just say you should be grateful that Johnny Gat is on your side. On top of all that, though, it's just really fun to play. It is one hundred percent better than GTA4. Gentlemen of the Row is a requirement if you play the PC version. The base PC port is full of crashes and other bugs, and GotR...well, it doesn't patch _everything,_ but you'll only get a crash every 1-3 hours instead of one every 30-60 minutes. And the stuff GotR _adds_ to the game is bugfuck-insane. I'm talking character sliders that extend way beyond what the developers intended, a baseball bat that sends people you hit with it flying off into the distance, hundreds of new customization options, everything. GotR is so good that the developers of SR2 announced that they had hired GotR's lead developer IdolNinja as community manager, and that they would be working together to officially add the bug fixes and some of the content from the mod, _and_ they were adding the two DLC packs that only released on consoles while they were at it. Did you know that Saints Row is in a shared universe with fucking _Red Faction,_ of all things? In the first DLC for SR2, the Third Street Saints take on Ultor while it's still a typical present-day megacorp, a century before it becomes the authoritarian colony-building megacorp of Red Faction Guerrilla. Unfortunately, IdolNinja passed away from cancer last year. He had the forethought to lay out a plan to finish the patch without him, but still, he was far too young to die like that. RIP to a real one.
its funny because the "red food dust" bit isnt a bit, red 5 which is very common in most red snacks in the us is banned in a lot of other countries as its linked to developmental disorders
its funny because thats literally only that baked lays are the only thing uuorth eating in california vending machines, basically everything else in there is uorse than nothing and overpriced anyuuays
Someone should make a game that is just a character creator and nothing else but it’s the most detailed character creator in the world and Jerma could stream it for 52 straight hours and I would watch it all
Jerma not wanting to kill pedestrians during this stream, playing SAINTS ROW 2, was seriously confusing me, specially since we have seen him kill 1000 of npcs in other more serious game and laugh like crazy
11:30 the mental imagine of an 8-bit Donkey Kong throwing a barrel at someone and then immediately just pulling a gun out of nowhere and mowing someone down made me cry laughing oh my god
9:21 is the best thing ive ever seen. The combination of the cops shooting, a truck running someone over, then immediately plowing into another car, all while ludwigs all i want for chrismas plays in the background.
Jerma was on some serious Takis brain with that whole ditch scenario, it even clouded his moral compass thinking throwing people into busy roads wasn't illegal
I had an entire orange in my mouth when Jerma talked about the character being the most distinct person possible, like clothes are not going to help. I no longer have an entire orange in my mouth.
He always brings it up like we're supposed to agree with him too. like sorry man, honestly i dont feel too strongly about the Geico Gecko acting like a real person
My children have a dye intolerance so we don't really eat dyes in my house. Every now and then I'll come across something with dyes in it though and you can taste the dyes after you haven't had them for a while. Shits nasty
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone as uncoordinated as this man. I’ve watched him deck himself on accident, and I’ve sat here in disbelief many times. But jerma, my sweet sweet boy a man with a can of pepper spray beat the shit out of you for two minuets while you had a shotgun, that’s impressive! Lmao
my playthrough of saints row 2 from 10 years ago is literally the exact same way jerma's went a month ago. I swear he's the most relatable streamer there is
I was eating when I turned on this video and his character was immediately so nauseating that I had to stop eating. Dear God don't let this man near anymore character creators
The only videos I watch is jermas and it took UA-cam half an hour to even recommend this video even though it was the obvious recommendation from the beggining
Right now, Right now there's a hippo in the city, Hippo in the City, Hippo in the city. Right now, Right no there's Hippo in the city: Look at that Hippo go!
![Jerma Streams - Bread & Fred [with Ster]](/img/n.gif)
jerma's the kind of guy to wait for snakes to leave their nests so he can swallow their eggs whole.
Even if you take jerma out of the statement this is the funniest shit ever
Dasypeltis Andy
@@burgbass Dasypeltis Danny
Swallow their egg hole???? HUH???
Surprisingly true
In classic jerma tradition, the first thing he hurts himself laughing at is a vehicle accident
Confirmed psycho
you would think he learned after he lost his hearing
Mental
Timestamp? (I already watched but didn’t remember him hurting himself)
5:23
*kicks down door reveling the largest most grotesque mass of a creature imaginable*
"you didn't think I'd be this small"
Jerma is the only psycho that would upload a Christmas video in April
And originally recorded in November lol
He's wiccan and got the holidays messed up.
"oh you're right I do have grenades!" instantly throws three of them at his feet
“I’m gonna blame you for that”
If anyone thinks they should never spend time in a character creator, send them to this video
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that's the only thing I do I'm games with character creation. it's why I still play wwe 13.
@@GordonSlamsay well, do yourself a favour. NEVER forget the fun you had while doing it!! Those games did customizing pretty well too, especially things like entrances and customs groups
@@TimeKeeperBris never will. whenever I'm together with family or childhood friends we still talk about the abominations we created in those games back in the day lol
If you were wondering, the game he's playing here is Saints Row 2 on the PC, plus the Gentlemen of the Row mod. SR2 is, frankly, a _really good_ GTA clone. It's silly most of the time, but there are a couple of moments where it gets genuinely sad, and more than a few moments where it gets genuinely frightening. When it does go serious, it goes _hard._ Let's just say you should be grateful that Johnny Gat is on your side. On top of all that, though, it's just really fun to play. It is one hundred percent better than GTA4.
Gentlemen of the Row is a requirement if you play the PC version. The base PC port is full of crashes and other bugs, and GotR...well, it doesn't patch _everything,_ but you'll only get a crash every 1-3 hours instead of one every 30-60 minutes. And the stuff GotR _adds_ to the game is bugfuck-insane. I'm talking character sliders that extend way beyond what the developers intended, a baseball bat that sends people you hit with it flying off into the distance, hundreds of new customization options, everything. GotR is so good that the developers of SR2 announced that they had hired GotR's lead developer IdolNinja as community manager, and that they would be working together to officially add the bug fixes and some of the content from the mod, _and_ they were adding the two DLC packs that only released on consoles while they were at it. Did you know that Saints Row is in a shared universe with fucking _Red Faction,_ of all things? In the first DLC for SR2, the Third Street Saints take on Ultor while it's still a typical present-day megacorp, a century before it becomes the authoritarian colony-building megacorp of Red Faction Guerrilla.
Unfortunately, IdolNinja passed away from cancer last year. He had the forethought to lay out a plan to finish the patch without him, but still, he was far too young to die like that. RIP to a real one.
And then they destroyed the story by making the saints liberal hipsters trying to pay off their college loans instead.
RIP, I remember playing the saints row games long before I found out about gta they will always have special place in my heart
I wish he would've included the people talking about Tyler1 during the character creation. I was literally wheezing
@PREMiERE PARER I don't think anyones ever called him good
It’s so weird watching the intro hospital scene without it immediately exploding into wheezing laughter
“Yes that looks like it healed nicely”
*hilarity ensues*
one guy is %100 correct, dude straight up looks like kylo ren
Only Jerma would spend several minutes ranting about dusty snacks over Saints Row 2 gameplay
Never change
its funny because the "red food dust" bit isnt a bit, red 5 which is very common in most red snacks in the us is banned in a lot of other countries as its linked to developmental disorders
jerma is the type of guy to stare at dogs and silently judge them for being able to use all four legs daily
The McGriddler is definitely one of my favorite Jerma characters ever made.
INSANE streamer convinced that BAKED LAYS cause high intelligence
its funny because thats literally only that baked lays are the only thing uuorth eating in california vending machines, basically everything else in there is uorse than nothing and overpriced anyuuays
@@joannawood7352 what happened to your w key?
@@Xonarag joanna had to sell it to afford the Californian vending machine prices
@@joannawood7352vv○n|}erLan|} I'll be back for the second show!☝️
the walking stick bit with the christmas song is the funniest thing I've seen in months oh my god
2:10 perfect 3d rendering of Dan Schneider
Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
Oh my god it's Adam Driver
"[ADAM DRIVER] IS A REALLY HANDSOME MAN!" ~Jerma, talking about Holiday Special Han Solo IRL
Someone should make a game that is just a character creator and nothing else but it’s the most detailed character creator in the world and Jerma could stream it for 52 straight hours and I would watch it all
Just Jerman editing a 3d model of a person on Blender
if you like Jerma doing that sort of thing you should check out Monster Factory, which is all about that
Miitopia
Jerma not wanting to kill pedestrians during this stream, playing SAINTS ROW 2, was seriously confusing me, specially since we have seen him kill 1000 of npcs in other more serious game and laugh like crazy
11:30 the mental imagine of an 8-bit Donkey Kong throwing a barrel at someone and then immediately just pulling a gun out of nowhere and mowing someone down made me cry laughing oh my god
That just sounds like a Dorkly bit.
jerma’s description of a good gang is just a functional society
9:21 is the best thing ive ever seen. The combination of the cops shooting, a truck running someone over, then immediately plowing into another car, all while ludwigs all i want for chrismas plays in the background.
The chill Christmas music casually playing over extremely violent actions is so funny to me and I don’t even know if it was done on purpose
5:25 Jerma laughing at car crashes compilation #83 material
Jerma was on some serious Takis brain with that whole ditch scenario, it even clouded his moral compass thinking throwing people into busy roads wasn't illegal
When I’d play this with my cousins we’d crash into a wall full speed on a motorbike and the glitches were fucking hilarious.
It's so funny because he talks about takis like he's never eaten wings before. This man eats pizza with a fork.
I had an entire orange in my mouth when Jerma talked about the character being the most distinct person possible, like clothes are not going to help. I no longer have an entire orange in my mouth.
but why did you have an entire orange in your mouth in the first place ?
We’re gonna BYEAH around the clock tonight
Great video, Jerma! Keep up the good work!
Watching this VOD at the holidays is the best gift ever
So true
@ScoutBlaster happy Jesus
@ScoutBlaster Originally streamed/recorded on November 28th, 2021
@ScoutBlaster It's also not a vod
@ScoutBlaster Easter is also literally a holiday.. What were you trying to say here big fella?
this character keeps making me think of Krew from Jak 2, all he's missing is a hoverchair, he already has a big dumb green shirt
7:07 buddy hit the ground so hard it sounded like lightning
Monster Factory would love this engine 👏
His irrational hate for Geico ads is breathtaking.
i'd say it's pretty rational actually
fuck that lizard
He always brings it up like we're supposed to agree with him too. like sorry man, honestly i dont feel too strongly about the Geico Gecko acting like a real person
@@PaintraSeaPeahow the f
i have been looking for your channel for decades
Hes right about baked lays
Jerma is the kind of guy to wash his hands after a shower
My children have a dye intolerance so we don't really eat dyes in my house. Every now and then I'll come across something with dyes in it though and you can taste the dyes after you haven't had them for a while. Shits nasty
How long do I have to go on a dye tolerance break to be able to experience dyes again
So cool Dan Schneider made a cameo in this
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone as uncoordinated as this man. I’ve watched him deck himself on accident, and I’ve sat here in disbelief many times. But jerma, my sweet sweet boy a man with a can of pepper spray beat the shit out of you for two minuets while you had a shotgun, that’s impressive! Lmao
15:21 - 16:32 This is the moment jerma let his inner Tyler Durden start forming
fight club
fight club
tight snug
jerma is my favorite specimen
this is my favorite episode of monster factory
my playthrough of saints row 2 from 10 years ago is literally the exact same way jerma's went a month ago. I swear he's the most relatable streamer there is
Saw the thumbnail and had to peruse another delving into Jeremy's damaged psyche.
his character reminds me of sandman if he got stuck in a dimensional portal and spaghetti'd his way out
He looks like Dan Schneider.
he does
Haven't been disappointed by Jerma food takes so far
Baked Lays are INSANE
Has Jerma just not ever licked his fingers clean after a snack in his life? What is wrong with this man
That’s gross
it's gross and weird and bad
@@vizzy61 says the guy with an anime profile picture
@Guy with a Guitar I mean fair enough but at least my hands aren't covered in saliva getting all of over the place
Community intro, already a classic
the top of his head is like a bike seat
Omg... it's like the good old days back when jerma played gta with ster...
"Who are these people?" *punches them* "get away from me!"
this is already a video i can rewatch for hours at a time
The out of context community clip really set the mood for me
so much context though
1:35 Jerma Creates Both Of The 5000 Pound Sisters in one Character.
@10:10 Jerm really puts the *_GUY_* in _GEICO_
adam driver goes so hard
imagine if jerma saw himself.. but didnt know it was himself.
he would laugh, we would all laugh.
let us hope the stars align so we can have that day.
Imagine the horrid creature this man could create on Saints Row 3/4 instead of this one.
The body and face in saints row 3 isn't nearly as customizable. Crazy colours but he couldn't copy this abomination
@@genderbender6958 he's using a mod to have it this cvrazy
Saints row 3 and 4 no matter how obese u make ur character they still look like they been using steroids for the last 70 years
@@Vickysqueeze i mean they kinda gotta look like that, you cant be doing all those WWE takedowns while shaped like a boulder
@@Explosivevortex don't talk about logic in relation to Saints row 3 and 4.
"We're not gonna go any more extreme than this." - Jerma985 (2015)
He finally admits to being an egomaniac 🙏🏻
Jerma is going to hell for not likening takis becuse he can’t eat them with chopsticks
what a diabolical sentencing
That’s going in the jerma car accident compilation
18:28 There are people at my school that have their fingers pretty much stained red from excessive Taki consumption and it’s hilarious
patrick star
This guy is literally the ass monster from Pink Floyd’s The Wall
happy holidays everyone
this is a contender for best stream of the year
I was eating when I turned on this video and his character was immediately so nauseating that I had to stop eating. Dear God don't let this man near anymore character creators
Man this feels so nostalgic
8:13 I die everytime the song is perfectly timed
The only videos I watch is jermas and it took UA-cam half an hour to even recommend this video even though it was the obvious recommendation from the beggining
OMG. I’ve been waiting for this edit!! Amazing stream! 😁
I couldn’t breathe during the Christmas beats. Lol
Any Community clip is just too perfect for a Jerma intro
The Return of the Byeah
His character is like if AirSoftFatty went as Kylo Ren for halloween.
& had some drop a cartoon anvil on his head
Jerma gaslighting himself about a cinnamon toast crunch commercial
Jerma popping off with the uploads recently holy shit
playing as the fabled jerma 3
Right now, Right now there's a hippo in the city, Hippo in the City, Hippo in the city.
Right now, Right no there's Hippo in the city: Look at that Hippo go!
Oh man the three different accents the geicko lizard went through killed me hahahaha
Play nice, Edward, last chance.
6:18 is literally a Scorcese scene with this music track
Jerma is the countdown no streamer could ever hope to become a human clock as efficient as jerma.
byeah
jerma says that he doesnt want powder lining his stomach when its already full of acid the powder is the least of the problem
Jerma is the kind of guy who's goal is to make a funny character and try to make it not too comical
Jerma isn't like other streamers he beat dark souls 3
Jerma basically uses pre-stream to hold Twitch hostage as he decompresses.
12:19 Jerma's drafted Tweets
What’s a beginner Jerma video? Asking for a friend.
Two Jerma videos within 24 hours? How could we be so lucky
Dude if you're eating a messy dusty snack just hold the bag and pour them directly into your mouth
i get youre just crediting ludwig but like posting a christmas album in the description in april is so funny to me
Byeah.
BYEAH
this video was so funny i byeah'd all over my room
"Rise, my glorious creation. Rise!"
new episode of monster factory with guest star jerma985
jerma985 lover
only an ABSOLUTE PSYCHO would post a christmas video in APRIL