Jerma Runs (Over) The Mafia
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- Опубліковано 26 лип 2022
- First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the puppies.
Originally streamed/recorded on September 29th, 2020
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I can unironically see Jerma being part of a mob. Not as the boss though, he's the guy that puts the car bomb in the wrong car and gets whacked because of it.
"No Stevenson am not gonna rigged the boss's car! Okay maybe just 1 car bomb, fuck what's the Timer on? Does that say 10 minutes or 10 secon-" *massive explosion*
Later Stevenson: "I don't know, I don't even think you're supposed to put timers on car bombs."
Blackkklansman
would you say he has big goon energy?
no chat i’m not gonna rig tony’s car
@Shane its a movie with a related scene
I literally cannot imagine this dude sitting in like an outback steakhouse for dinner, hes fucking crazy
He owns a CAR, he owns a HOUSE, he has TANGIBLE ASSETS. That should SCARE you.
@@AdamKlownzinger I heard he even has a GIRLFRIEND. This man's absolute PSYCHOPATHY will no doubt TRAUMATIZE her if left unchecked.
Fortunately, chat is his outlet for now, but who knows when his MURDEROUS instincts will kick in again.
@@AdamKlownzinger He's so close to being real it's scary
@@AdamKlownzinger Jerma has UNLIMITED LIABILITY
Thank god jerma isn't real
Jerma "conveniently" forgets how to shoot people when it's his job to but will easily beat innocent women and security guards without hesitation. I don't know how he does it.
He only does it when he feels power.
He likes to be close enough that the blood splashes on him. See Dork Cube.
when the sus guy takes over
@@vaan_ Dr. Jerma and Mr. Sus
@@giganticzombie They are a person who feels good to be among-us
*talks through the cutscene*
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“wait what’s going on?”
Jerma: You Can (Not) Run Away
Can't wait for The end of Jermangelion
Jermangelion death and rebirth
Cruel Jangel's Jhesis is my favorite Janime intro
You Will (Not) Be Grinded
LIFE IS PAIN I HATE MYSE-
Jerma as a mafia godfather is probably the scariest thing I have ever heard. Imagine touching him would instantly anger him and immediately put you in a meat grinder. Such a deranged streamer. Thank god he's not real.
his handlers say he wants to escape into the real world and the urges are getting worse
Jerma: *runs over mafia boss intentionally*
"Eh, he's probably dead."
He immediately, IMMEDIATELY promises to murder people with his car and punch people in the face. Not even for a singular moment can this sick individual stomach smiles on the faces and joy in the hearts of the common person without the instantaneous exercise of one’s darkest savage desires for destruction and death. Great stuff as always, excited for the next video
He'll laugh as he crashes the car into people
this guy is fucked
Detective we need you to put him into jail.
As always, keep making good content Jerma.
666th like
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Jerma's first instinct upon seeing a motorcycle in car is to ram into it. What a powerful being.
That's why nobody rides a bike in Las Vegas
Screaming "MOTORCYCLE MOTORCYCLE!"
All of jerma’s memories are implanted from various shows and movies. He’s the ultimate infiltration replicant
"But, everyone called me a psycho when I punched that lady and choked that guy to death!" haHa, its okay jErma, we aLl accePt you, even with your MurdErous tendencies.
This doesn't really work when you capitalize Jerma lmao
@@unknowable1874 fixed 👍
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Hahaha
8:09 the little AAAYE sound the guy makes as he flies comically off into the distance sent me almost as hard as the car sent that dude
32:55 had me DYING
I'VE NEVER HEARD THE AAAYYE SCREAM UNTIL NOW AND IM DYINGGNNGJFFHF
5:35 ‘You must be immune to fun’ he says after ripping out another one of your teeth with pliers as you try your hardest not to scream (that would activate his zerker mode).
I really hope he does more of this, Jerma's in his prime when his psychotic, evil streamer tendencies are viewed as normal - like in the mob.
At 7:58 it's like they were all waiting for Jerma to finish
the hotel level is like, made for jerma lol. requires some finesse and attention so naturally he just beats the shit out of everyone he can find, going "YOU KNOW MICHELLE!?"
32:56 shot him so hard made him rethink his life
Jerma is funny like a clown. He amuses me. He makes me laugh
You better sleep with one eye open now. Not that its gonna save you anyway, but you can try.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a funny streamer.
Who wanna know who else is funny like clown?
Jerma uploads are always so funny to me because I'm like wow when did he play this I must've missed it and it's from like 2 years ago
this cool and crazy title really grabbed me, and adequately prepared me for a video where nothing weird happens!
Jerma has somehow figured to turn his real life into a cartoon via the internet
He knows about Vtubers
"Was 'Finding Nemo' just a movie? No; that was a documentary! They had cameras down in the ocean. I remember seeing them filming it in Philadelphia."
29:20 whenever jerma snaps back to his normal self
him beating the racing part on easy is accurate to what the mafia do so its actually true to the story
The racing mission for this game is absolutely insane. Its the only reason I couldn't finish it fully on classic, I had to lower it just for that one mission.
you should play the original. In remake i made it in two tries but in the original it took me like whole night to get over that mission
@@minecraft5492 I did when I was a kid on the PS2 but sadly I can't remember much of it
Aw man i wish someone would put the dificulty copypasta here
It took me forever to get the race done in classic. I figured out that tapping x for turns works best for me. Getting that game platinum was a pain in my ass.
I don't even remember a race lol
this man is absolutely unhinged
"hold bumper to throw molotov"
*does it*
"this is the best game ever"
completely sane behavior
"I dont want to be the psycho anymore"
If Jerma was part of a mob he would be they guy who shoots as soon as he hears “the guy in the black jacket” but doesn’t wait to hear “is the boss’s son”
These videos always feel like found footage of horrible crimes
Jerma and open world games is my favourite combination. So much potential, and he always delivers.
No joke, I had a classmate in high school who would come into school EVERY SINGLE DAY dressed in a tuxedo. A whole suit. The *one* day he came in in jeans and a t-shirt it was a fuckin spectacle. The next day he was right back to wearing suits.
He even had an old timey car and a tin lunch box, and he loved old music.
And his face? Splittin image of Tommy
Did I go to school with a fuckin video game character?
OR DID I GO TO SCHOOL WITH A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA!?
PS: After checking his Facebook, I am pleased to report that 7 years post-graduation he is still repping his 1930s Mobster aesthetic.
Good for him, live ya best life.
How can Jerma possibly win the race, every time one of the contestants crashes and dies he instantly locks up in glee!
32:10 the fact it was an Ambulance he crashed into was just the cherry on top 10/10
Open world game with drivable vehicles. Yeah, this was a Jer-nia stream.
Bro thinks his life is an episode of Seinfeld 💀
I genuinely thought this was LA Noire for the first 7 minutes and he kept calling it a new game so I was trying to figure out if the original stream was from 2014
as a person that tried to complete that race on classic i can 100% agree with jerma that it was ridiculously hard
Literally 28:00 jerma fights the guy beating up the mol ster then fights the mol ster....hes literally a anti hero
What makes Jerma vids so great is the videos but the comments are just the best cherry on top of a delicious strawberry milkshake.
I like how we start off with "Who am I trying to grab right now, am I trying to grab you?"
very Jerma like thing to say
1:49 Jerma has played Borderlands and that scares me. He also knows there's a Borderlands 3 which scares me even more.
No way is this Jerma? I thought he was drafted to fight in the vietnam war.
Still can’t believe he killed THAT many Vietcong with nothing but his teeth and an insatiable lust for primordial jungle combat
He was... hasn't been the same since.
He was, it's just that his UNPARALLELED BLOODLUST ended the war in record time so he could get back home and kill more people.
He's ruthless and a killer, by the age of 44. I heard the notches on his pistol numbered one-and-19-more.
@@joshyjoshyjosh ＋２
The pan to the ambulance at 32:16 is just comedy gold 🤣
Jerma is that one character in a mafia movie you think is a nice, decent guy in the gang since he's so jovial and outgoing. Then like a quarter into the movie, the main character witnesses Jerma getting bored and deciding to beat and murder a ton of innocent people at a club. Just because he can.
None of this makes any sense, you're telling me he crashed the car 5 times in the first ten minutes, ran somebody over, punched someone in the face and then got out of the car? that can't be how it happened.
HELLO FELLOW JERMAMITES HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING/MORNING/AFTERNOON/NIGHT
I thought we were Jermaniacs
stalkn and prayn at night like the rats we are
HES GRABBING ME HELP
We need a compilation of "memories" Jerma had that were actually just TV show skits he saw
Jerma you feel like you're playing candy crush every cut-scene because you're interacting with your sub-human chat.
17:52 Made me cry of laughter
16:19 “what is a chubby bunny?”
never thought I’d feel old without actually being old
LA Noire: The Phantom Menace
short joke
32:10 If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a psycho murderer die in an auto accident with an ambulance, I'd have 2 nickels
It gave me an
What was the other time?
Friday July 16th, 1999, Morioh Japan
IS THAT A
That driving mission made me put the game down and never come back
the fact that jerma had a Seinfeld experience speaks leaps and bounds abt who he is.
Jerma saying you shouldn’t look up directions and just keep driving straight until you get where you wanna go is great
was waiting for this stream to be put on the youtube channel
"I'm not gonna do something weird" Jerma in the literal same breath:
as soon as he said “I like this game!” I got flashbacks to people raging at the race mission
Jerma finally uploading in 1080p
I never thought I'd see the day
Thanks again Jerma for the laughs, you were on fire this stream!
Ban this guy right now
you are sick
our entire lives are just episodes of seinfeld
CLASSIC Jerma starting the stream with a psychotic episode
jerma had 10mgs of mafia in him during this playthrough
33:42 Jeremy Elbertson’s plea to the jury after being convicted of several felonies.
Jerma running down the motorcycle really resonated with me because everytime I play GTA V and I see a cycle-equivelant, it's instant sleeper-agent kill mode activated and I will not rest until the cyclist has been put in the ground
The duality of twitch chat:
"Dude turn the difficulty down, you've been here for 4 hours"
"Dude turn the difficulty up, this is boring."
Watching someone try and complete the Mafia race mission is the closest I've ever felt to having PTSD
holy shit I thought this was LA Noire for like 5 whole minutes
Jerma exudes a lot of goon energy
bad guy energy
I had no idea this was the precursor to the fabled chubby bunny stream
Jerma really moved up in the mafia world, did you hear about the hit he orchestrated against the Pasta Italiano?
Little did Jeremy know, this stream would change his life.
as of just now i started the jerma diet eating turkey with real mayo rn
2nd Jerma poppin off with uploads lately
The first five or so minutes of this is actually, unironically, the *perfect* introduction to Jerma's style of humor.
Jerma thinking the race is gon a be easy in the beginning gets me
31:08
I wonder if he's doing a bit or just telling us this
the fact that jerma doesnt know that the first numbeer in a hotel room is the floor xD
this man finds out he can use a molotov with a game and instantly deems it as fun because of that, absolute maniac
Jerma's response to not knowing what the mission is, without fail, is making the mission as hard as possible
Why do games always glitch in the funniest ways when jerma plays them
Did not know that the old mafia was remastered this well.
Any game: has melee or melee weapons.
Jerma:
**"HOLY SHIT GAME OF THE YEAR."**
it took me 8 minutes into the video to realize this is NOT la noire
its ok me too
@@FelineBlue hahahaha
Level 100 mafia boss jermbo986
Jerma being awful at driving in that racing part makes a whole lot of sense after learning he only handbrakes to slow down in car games
I love Jerma watching the cutscenes and just writing a Naked Gun style parody of mobster movies
jerma is literally a cartoon character
I can’t believe Jerma goes out and does human things. I can’t imagine him going to like a Costco and using a shopping cart
at 9:45 thats actually makes it a it always sunny reference, cause in the show they misremember a memory and it happened in seinfield
This is Jermas most unhinged video yet
I can't believe that the voice acting in this is somehow worse than the original.
LICHTENBERG'S IN TROUBLE PepoDance
THERE'S SOMETHING UP WITH HIS CAR PepoDance
LICHTENBERG IS OUT PepoDance
THE FAVOURITE IS OUT PepoDance
Inexplicably driving right into a car only to pan and see it's an ambulance is a certified Jerma Moment.
I'm starting to think that jerma genuinely believes that every borderlands game opens with "no rest for the wicked"
I watch these videos to get away from Ferrari F1 strategy and yet here we are.
Yes I love this game.
I love how whenever jerma plays a game he’s stuck on the same first mission for half the video
I was grabbed by this crazy title