Demonic Toys (1992) KILL COUNT

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 років тому +2032

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    • @Karlebow571
      @Karlebow571 5 років тому +3

      First here

    • @ConnorLerb
      @ConnorLerb 5 років тому +10

      I luv u james!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Could you do the ring series plz? Today is my birthday!

    • @baseballninja7919
      @baseballninja7919 5 років тому +5

      Hey James you should do a critters kill count series

    • @Colbeenis
      @Colbeenis 5 років тому +3

      Hey James! Love your vids keep it up

    • @terellfomby5436
      @terellfomby5436 5 років тому +2

      Man you really inspire me

  • @itzrilyn4846
    @itzrilyn4846 4 роки тому +2689

    We all need to take a moment to praise James for always remembering and praying for the legends who work hard to scare the shit out of us.

  • @NOTDfan92
    @NOTDfan92 5 років тому +1192

    Surprised you didn't mention that the toy-soldier was the same actor who played Derek in SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 5. Did his whole career consist of killer toy movies?

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 років тому +540

      Oh holy crap I didn't even realize!!

    • @rosavillegas9723
      @rosavillegas9723 4 роки тому +25

      wAiT WhAT?? What the crap

    • @Sam-tf7dt
      @Sam-tf7dt 4 роки тому +21

      OH FRICK IT IS!!!!!

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 3 роки тому +19

      @@DeadMeat IT'S GARBAGE DAY

    • @2G72RXHC
      @2G72RXHC 3 роки тому +10

      @@MikhailYT no its friday

  • @jaden7f
    @jaden7f 3 роки тому +572

    That demon child actor did it so well and honestly better than most of these older horror movie actors, holy crap

  • @wanfu5634
    @wanfu5634 4 роки тому +641

    "I can't tell if the character is bad at lying or the actor is bad at acting." Head shot.

  • @burnttoast4543
    @burnttoast4543 4 роки тому +1533

    *casually pops out of a vent to tell the main plot of the story.*

  • @yeeter.4176
    @yeeter.4176 5 років тому +3526

    When mark says “oh my god someone shOT HIM!” He sounds like jontron

  • @darkstar2874
    @darkstar2874 5 років тому +236

    Direct to video in ‘92? Oh good lord this is gonna be a wild ride

  • @TheEmc2000
    @TheEmc2000 3 роки тому +251

    I love how james doesn’t just lightly review these movies, show the kills, and provide hilarious commentary, but he also provides behind the scenes details and pays respects to actors and crew who passed. A lot of work and care is put into every kill count and I love it

  • @magamynaga5205
    @magamynaga5205 5 років тому +493

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre?!?! My patience has served me good

    • @jordancastro4045
      @jordancastro4045 5 років тому +4

      Mine too

    • @themovienerd2081
      @themovienerd2081 5 років тому +5

      Me too! I have to admit I was being a really annoying to James when he constantly said to put the movies you want on the website but I didn’t do that so I put them in the comments. I then finally put it in the website and just waited.

    • @Thysll
      @Thysll 5 років тому +2

      Dude same

    • @teylerpritchett504
      @teylerpritchett504 5 років тому +1

      Plz do T.C.M

    • @deadshot537
      @deadshot537 5 років тому +1

      Same...

  • @technate9665
    @technate9665 5 років тому +651

    I love how James always takes the time out of the video to talk about the death of recent people who have died HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JAMES!!!

    • @ephin3242
      @ephin3242 5 років тому +12

      Recent*. resent is a very different word.

    • @youtuberyt224
      @youtuberyt224 5 років тому +2

      Ethan Aguirre don’t make him sad

    • @spique9742
      @spique9742 5 років тому +2

      sorry for this but it's recent

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 5 років тому +2

      honoring the dead is something I can respect in people

    • @mineshawn8960
      @mineshawn8960 4 роки тому

      Massive who cares?

  • @topi3624
    @topi3624 4 роки тому +1680

    "There's only one thing worse than a demon" *removes paper to reveal demon child"
    me: a child
    "no"

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 4 роки тому +11

      Then you should watch the second season of Ash vs evil dead

    • @seanthompson1950
      @seanthompson1950 4 роки тому +25

      Brandon Rogers would be proud

    • @illusion4944
      @illusion4944 4 роки тому +15

      I get that reference

    • @00Raven00
      @00Raven00 4 роки тому +11

      @@illusion4944 everyone gets that reference.

    • @robertosergiodealmeida8412
      @robertosergiodealmeida8412 4 роки тому +7

      I dont know feom where it came from
      *i just know the vine*

  • @tohkritxhaln2703
    @tohkritxhaln2703 2 роки тому +123

    No joke, that little kid Daniel does an amazing job. The lip-syncing and movements really do seem like an adult demon possessing a little kid.

  • @blaisetrap7754
    @blaisetrap7754 5 років тому +803

    "im your son"
    The actor: "I'm a child from heaven
    Me: *putting the puzzle together*.....ITS JESUS

    • @edwincamacho4125
      @edwincamacho4125 5 років тому +8

      Jesus incarnated

    • @Nightmare-kn6ee
      @Nightmare-kn6ee 4 роки тому +9

      No just an angle sent from heaven who is supposed to protect over that woman and make sure the demon doesn't try to take control of her kid and he just decided to take the look of what her kid is going to look like when he's born and is grown into a child

    • @Ecdemaniac
      @Ecdemaniac 4 роки тому

      I’m atheist w

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ecdemaniac, Congratulations.

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 4 роки тому +8

      @@Nightmare-kn6ee, I can be your angle... Or yuor devil

  • @jacelarue2834
    @jacelarue2834 5 років тому +262

    ”IM NOT YOUR GUY FRIEND”
    Never thought I’d hear a South Park reference in dead meat. Good on you James!

    • @frankbones5547
      @frankbones5547 5 років тому +4

      He did a Mr Mackey joke in the Presidents Day killcount mmmmmmmmmkay

    • @kyleyurrr7215
      @kyleyurrr7215 5 років тому

      I'm not your fwiend, buddy

    • @inklvrtat2dude183
      @inklvrtat2dude183 5 років тому +1

      @@kyleyurrr7215. And I'm not your buddy, guwy!

    • @dancingthunder1999
      @dancingthunder1999 3 роки тому +1

      @@inklvrtat2dude183 I’m not your guy, fwend!!

  • @KingsNerdCave
    @KingsNerdCave 5 років тому +424

    15:46 I love that you said the demon turns back into Finn Balor. I love WWE references. Anyone else get it?

    • @itsyaboihector6900
      @itsyaboihector6900 5 років тому +17

      Yea I get it do u think he’s gonna win this Sunday

    • @shinfitz
      @shinfitz 5 років тому +13

      Yeah. I love that he throws wrestling references in there, especially on the podcast.

    • @alankrumwiede2670
      @alankrumwiede2670 5 років тому +3

      It's ya boi Héctor they wouldn’t waste The Demon on a loss

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 5 років тому

      *Hears those sweet orchestral guitar rifts and opens arms out wide*

    • @KingsNerdCave
      @KingsNerdCave 5 років тому +2

      @@itsyaboihector6900 The Demon King is undefeated, no way Lashly is gonna be the one to break that.

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 3 роки тому +647

    I say do Puppet Master as a summer special. There are exactly 13 weeks in Summer, so there.

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 3 роки тому +57

      Yeah, but nobody but you wants 13 weeks of Puppet Master

    • @brickbuster1280
      @brickbuster1280 3 роки тому +23

      Who said he even needs to cover the whole franchise?! Maybe just the first movie?

    • @jamesbames4888
      @jamesbames4888 3 роки тому +41

      @@brickbuster1280 James is a completionist, he’d want to cover all of them

    • @brickbuster1280
      @brickbuster1280 3 роки тому +7

      @@jamesbames4888 but theirs two sequels to demonic toys and a ton for the evil bong which he also covered. So just thought he could.

    • @jamesbames4888
      @jamesbames4888 3 роки тому +6

      @@brickbuster1280 I mean he might cover the Demonic Toys sequels (especially since one is a crossover with Puppet Master) if he can find them on Amazon, but I doubt he’ll do the Evil Bong sequels

  • @horrorclips7629
    @horrorclips7629 5 років тому +1000

    “Dull machete for lamest will go to Matt because gun kills are boring”
    😂😂😂

    • @DemonSlayerFan6381
      @DemonSlayerFan6381 5 років тому +14

      They actually are so fucking boring

    • @donaldwestfall6143
      @donaldwestfall6143 5 років тому +30

      @@DemonSlayerFan6381 Agreed. But shotgun kills can sometimes be cool.

    • @DemonSlayerFan6381
      @DemonSlayerFan6381 5 років тому +8

      @@donaldwestfall6143 point taken

    • @donaldwestfall6143
      @donaldwestfall6143 5 років тому +4

      @@DemonSlayerFan6381 What do you mean point taken..? I'm agreeing with you. :v

    • @lordfarquaad6291
      @lordfarquaad6291 5 років тому +2

      It's not a joke. I don't know why you added those.

  • @Matthew-vw8xn
    @Matthew-vw8xn 5 років тому +399

    Favorite line
    “OH MY GOD, *_SOMEBODY SHOT HIM_*

  • @herbertwilliams4463
    @herbertwilliams4463 5 років тому +819

    "First I am going to crawl on top of You and do... The Nasty!"
    😂😂😂😂😂 Wtf!!

  • @fw_crspy9074
    @fw_crspy9074 3 роки тому +67

    15:54 this has to be one of the cutest moments ever in a movie

  • @saralenak2487
    @saralenak2487 5 років тому +47

    Fun fact: saw this movie once, I was 4 years old and my older cousins convinced me that this cool new movie about toys came out. They showed me this and my sweet, innocent, 4 year old brain was traumatized forever and I still won’t go near a jack in the box.

  • @sergioaspiazu2298
    @sergioaspiazu2298 5 років тому +426

    YO I DID A BACKFLIP WHEN HE SAID TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE IS NEXT BRUH IM CRYING!!! YESSSS

    • @AnrewYT
      @AnrewYT 5 років тому +1

      Sergio Aspiazu ikr

    • @badmanglibert
      @badmanglibert 5 років тому +1

      Bruh ur so cool fam

    • @chillx1539
      @chillx1539 5 років тому +1

      Holy shirt your profile pic looks like herobrine human version

    • @yepperridoodle
      @yepperridoodle 5 років тому +3

      it looks like your profile picture is trying to throw up

    • @sergioaspiazu2298
      @sergioaspiazu2298 5 років тому

      Rossisnaecool 123 you see I don’t know if its sarcasm or if you are really are nice haha but thanks

  • @tuffman5253
    @tuffman5253 5 років тому +261

    He’s finally doing Texas Chainsaw Massacre KILL COUNT other Leatherface fans

  • @strangeandinteresting
    @strangeandinteresting 4 роки тому +83

    I'm sobbing, why the hell is baby oopsy daisy so hilarious? Something about that line delivery kills me

  • @m3ndoza213
    @m3ndoza213 5 років тому +321

    MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE
    TEXAS CHAINSAW
    Happy Anniversary

    • @Tchernobog
      @Tchernobog 5 років тому +1

      and my dream has come true, he's covering Full Moon and another John Carl Buechler movie, which happens to be the studio that got me into movies as a young boy and the director that got me into movies.

    • @lith5535
      @lith5535 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @Zombiekilleryamato
      @Zombiekilleryamato 5 років тому +1

      Texas chainsaw man he got a lot of movies to review 2 months worth if my counts right 4 original series 2 remake series 3D and what ever letherface is

    • @NitPickz
      @NitPickz 5 років тому

      @@Zombiekilleryamato Yep, 8 movies... But 13 movies in the Puppetmaster series?! Yikes!
      But hey, at least he won't have to be bombarded by Texas Chainsaw requests afterwards.
      But I'm sure he'll still be bombarded by requests for the Hellraiser films. 10 films in that series.
      I'm still gonna bombard him with requests for John Carpenter's The Fog by the way.

  • @issacchannel1289
    @issacchannel1289 5 років тому +504

    "The demon reverts back into Finn Balo-er the evil kid."
    Nice subtle WWE joke.

    • @jacobreis5076
      @jacobreis5076 5 років тому

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah

    • @z4luv
      @z4luv 5 років тому

      I caught that

  • @josegodinez776
    @josegodinez776 5 років тому +129

    6:29 "He doesn't trust the trickster" nice supernatural reference. Loved it

    • @hwheelez24
      @hwheelez24 5 років тому +1

      took me one s3cond but once I got it yea its an awesome reference

    • @PurpleBox89
      @PurpleBox89 5 років тому

      Holy crap, I didn't even recognize Richard Speight at first!
      In retrospect, a wise decision not to trust him...

    • @jebronlames8950
      @jebronlames8950 5 років тому

      IAintCheatin lol I realized it so I looked in the comments if anybody else got it

  • @Ashenfir1011
    @Ashenfir1011 4 роки тому +805

    Wait he doesn’t trust the trickster, omg that’s one of the rare supernatural references. With the real actor!!!! Omg

    • @ic4192
      @ic4192 4 роки тому +60

      This movie came out in 1992... I can promise you it’s not referencing Supernatural

    • @SUP3R2069
      @SUP3R2069 4 роки тому +35

      It's not a supernatural reference. Supernatural wasn't even around.

    • @SethVonDoom
      @SethVonDoom 4 роки тому +78

      @@ic4192 James is referencing supernatural. They don't say anything about a trickster in the movie

    • @caseterrell6296
      @caseterrell6296 4 роки тому +11

      SethVonDoom James hasn’t seen supernatural

    • @kkay000
      @kkay000 4 роки тому +3

      Myth Busted

  • @cookieusa1
    @cookieusa1 5 років тому +131

    *”What do you think?”*
    *”I think we’re dead meat. Real dead meat.”*

    • @SpicyTunaRoll97
      @SpicyTunaRoll97 5 років тому +3

      Spartan Guy Gambit ITS “REAL” NOT REALLY

    • @cookieusa1
      @cookieusa1 5 років тому +3

      TORGUE FLEXINGTON, “EVERYBODY’S A SUSPECT.”

    • @spideyfan1990
      @spideyfan1990 5 років тому +3

      Spartan Guy Gambit “What were you going to be when you grew up?”

    • @cookieusa1
      @cookieusa1 5 років тому +3

      spideyfan, a suspect. You know why? Because....
      “EVERYONE’S A SUSPECT.”

  • @chuno7354
    @chuno7354 5 років тому +162

    Jesus Christ, it doesn't feel that long ago when I first came across your channel. The first video I watched of yours was Friday 13th part 3 lmao.

    • @BestCupid
      @BestCupid 5 років тому +2

      No joke same here . I remember that the Friday the 13th game was coming out in a few months so I looked up Friday the 13th stuff and his videos came up.

    • @trevdahealer
      @trevdahealer 5 років тому +1

      PowerPuffGirl68 mine too lmao

    • @Son_D._Bear
      @Son_D._Bear 5 років тому +1

      For real. I first started with Friday the 13 part 3 too

  • @MrKrk221988
    @MrKrk221988 5 років тому +259

    It's insane how quickly this channel blew up.

    • @MellonSlinger
      @MellonSlinger 5 років тому +3

      Yeah but the reasons are people like kills, kill counts, and horror movies in general

    • @hiimsmallbut9202
      @hiimsmallbut9202 5 років тому

      Nah it didn’t blow up that much

    • @photoshopedcountryballs5094
      @photoshopedcountryballs5094 5 років тому +1

      I remember him having 10k now 2.5 mil

    • @od0kagaming272
      @od0kagaming272 5 років тому +5

      Like if you’ve been here since 20k

    • @Rathernotbehere
      @Rathernotbehere 5 років тому +2

      @@hiimsmallbut9202 dude he went from a few thousand to 2 and a half million in less than three years. That's a pretty good amount of progress in not that much time for a UA-cam channel.

  • @damiendrapeau6232
    @damiendrapeau6232 4 роки тому +89

    I love the fact that even thought James talks about kills and makes show out of it he stills mentions and pays respect to those who have unfortunately passed away

  • @Bootschnickens
    @Bootschnickens 5 років тому +278

    I’m not your guy, buddy
    I’m not your buddy, pal!
    I’m not your pal, friend!
    I’m not your friend, guy!

    • @floods781
      @floods781 5 років тому +2

      .

    • @Tundra-27
      @Tundra-27 5 років тому +4

      Terrance? Phillip? Is that you?

    • @symbiotegod2069
      @symbiotegod2069 5 років тому +1

      @19Hazen Oakes I'm not your man, bucko!

    • @lalocabrera7612
      @lalocabrera7612 5 років тому

      I'm not your friend, kid

    • @teetsman
      @teetsman 5 років тому

      I’m your Acquaintance

  • @nguyenanhvu4208
    @nguyenanhvu4208 4 роки тому +294

    "He doesn't trust the trickster" -> I understood that references

  • @cthulhux2215
    @cthulhux2215 5 років тому +294

    I no joke screamed out loud when you said Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I think my family think I'm insane

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 4 роки тому +90

    The doll sounds like the "Leader 6th Grader" from South Park.

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 5 років тому +199

    15:47 OMG DID YOU SAY FIN BALOR?!?!? ALL HAIL THE DEMON KING 😂👌🏻

    • @quacker7581
      @quacker7581 5 років тому +1

      Ruby Rose how did you get here that early

    • @Will23651
      @Will23651 5 років тому +1

      Donny patreon

    • @machomangouldy3219
      @machomangouldy3219 5 років тому +1

      He probs did in one of the vids he wears a up up down down t shirt

    • @cayennepepper5564
      @cayennepepper5564 5 років тому +1

      YES THAT IRISH CINNAMON BUN!!🙌🏻🖤

    • @gablefanproductions01
      @gablefanproductions01 5 років тому +1

      He's made undertaker, Jim Ross and Goldberg references before but hell yeah brotha 👌

  • @Shadow1_cr
    @Shadow1_cr 5 років тому +114

    15:45
    When the demon turns back into finn balor.XD

    • @klownz5787
      @klownz5787 5 років тому +14

      But he’s turning back to the demon on sunday

    • @manuelaceves8730
      @manuelaceves8730 5 років тому +6

      I laughed hard when I heard that 😂

    • @imjordan6168
      @imjordan6168 5 років тому +2

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one to catch it 😂

  • @tapwater9435
    @tapwater9435 5 років тому +307

    James: *im not doing puppet master, there’s 13 of them!*
    Me: proceeds to look at the Friday the thirteenth kill count series *coughs*

    • @libbyashe2321
      @libbyashe2321 5 років тому +26

      Yes but people have a) heard of Friday the 13th and b) won't watch over three months worth of Kill Counts of a series that a small group of people give a crap about.

    • @darkaesthetic3527
      @darkaesthetic3527 5 років тому +4

      There's *13* movies.

    • @pandaleeny5645
      @pandaleeny5645 5 років тому +4

      Um why u have my logo

    • @ballsdeep6912
      @ballsdeep6912 5 років тому +6

      Panda Fluf Oh shit things just got real

    • @twistedjoke6636
      @twistedjoke6636 5 років тому +2

      @@pandaleeny5645 Oh Snap!

  • @foxinsocks4693
    @foxinsocks4693 4 роки тому +30

    I really like how kind and respectful James is when talking about people involved in the movie who have passed away

  • @megatechtonic
    @megatechtonic 5 років тому +3823

    Who also has been watching since Friday The 13th?

  • @kilo5869
    @kilo5869 4 роки тому +134

    Pulls out satanic fetus "aw he's not gonna make it"

  • @abuhajaar2732
    @abuhajaar2732 5 років тому +144

    I’ve been watching you since your 1st Friday the 13th kill count so congratulations on your 2 year anniversary James!

    • @nomad8049
      @nomad8049 5 років тому

      Hey some here

    • @nomad8049
      @nomad8049 5 років тому +1

      Hey same here

    • @freshshrimpproductions6047
      @freshshrimpproductions6047 5 років тому

      I've been waTching since Jason Goes To Hell

    • @chefppy277
      @chefppy277 5 років тому

      ABU HAAJAR WERE YOU WATCHING THIS THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE TRYING TO TALK TO YOU?! *ABU HAAJAR!*

    • @alexarzuaga5477
      @alexarzuaga5477 5 років тому

      tha first kill count i watched was friday part 6

  • @Extremegamer-eo8up
    @Extremegamer-eo8up 3 роки тому +74

    James: I can't tell if the character is bad at lying or if the actor is bad at acting.
    Me: Probably both

  • @B.Moore-Ready
    @B.Moore-Ready 5 років тому +69

    Congratulations! Man 2 years flew by and still down for The Kills.

  • @seanfernandez1393
    @seanfernandez1393 5 років тому +80

    You're finally doing it :D Thanks James. And Happy Anniversary to your series that I love so much!

  • @TheHorrorGeek
    @TheHorrorGeek 5 років тому +56

    James, congrats on the two year anniversary. Love your work.

  • @maceface2892
    @maceface2892 4 роки тому +24

    James' adoration and love for horror movies and the people involved in them is amazing

  • @bobbyduhdog
    @bobbyduhdog 5 років тому +162

    I love Supernatural references in Dead Meat, bc he does it so subtle.

    • @incomingcalls7593
      @incomingcalls7593 5 років тому +13

      I had to do a double take on that one.

    • @3DRiley_
      @3DRiley_ 5 років тому +9

      You must have loved My Bloody Valentine...

    • @bluedraconid201
      @bluedraconid201 5 років тому +1

      Yeah took me a second to realize it but you are right

    • @ImTakingFlight
      @ImTakingFlight 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, he looked familiar, and it became clear when James A. said "Trickster."

  • @kassandraponce8011
    @kassandraponce8011 5 років тому +82

    4:02 "pewey these fingers arent freerange" had me dying 😂😂

  • @beowulf22
    @beowulf22 5 років тому +69

    Roses are red,
    Blood gives me chills,
    Im James A. Janeese,
    Let's get to the kills.

  • @evilolive4711
    @evilolive4711 3 роки тому +26

    14:55 you can see his eyes in his head, even though he ripped them both out. Quality filmmaking

  • @PrehistoricLEGO
    @PrehistoricLEGO 5 років тому +16

    Wow, I never heard of John Buechler before, but by hearing his story from you, made me actually feel for the man,
    I really do hope he can finally rest wherever he’s at, Rest In Peace Mr. Buechler ☮️

    • @Tchernobog
      @Tchernobog 5 років тому +1

      he is the man that got me into horror movies. His movie TROLL from 1986 is what I use to watch on repeat and scare myself silly as a 3 year old. Since then I've been hooked on fantasy, scifi, monsters and horror movies.

  • @snipershot_gamingpew4195
    @snipershot_gamingpew4195 5 років тому +112

    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY WE ALL LOVE U AND YOUR CHANNEL YOU ARE THE BEST HAVE AN AMAZING ANNIVERSARY ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @twopunchgaming7806
    @twopunchgaming7806 5 років тому +36

    I remember naming my comic dead meat, and finding this channel and having to change my name. Its been a wild ride since that day. Thanks for the fun, man.

    • @albo__7804
      @albo__7804 5 років тому +1

      What's your comic about?

  • @I_Like_Ike53
    @I_Like_Ike53 4 роки тому +252

    It's not a tongue condom man
    James .A. jannisse 2019

    • @pokochoco5931
      @pokochoco5931 3 роки тому +1

      Ain't that a thing porn actors do? The lick thing 🤔, so maybe it could be a [ýöų ķņøw]

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 3 роки тому

      @@pokochoco5931 😳😏

  • @plankton-wo3rc
    @plankton-wo3rc 5 років тому +458

    Therapist: Chernobyl Kids on a Tricycle aren't real and cant hurt you.
    Chernobyl Kids on a Tricycle: 9:52

    • @callmeindie1348
      @callmeindie1348 5 років тому +4

      You think your funny but your not, that joke is sick. Many people died in Chernobyl including one of my family members. It's like saying remember when the airstrike in WWII Failed and we almost lost to a person who has Vietnam flashbacks. 😠😠😠

    • @squierz_chum3476
      @squierz_chum3476 5 років тому +27

      @@callmeindie1348 it's pretty funny lmao

    • @callmeindie1348
      @callmeindie1348 5 років тому +3

      @@squierz_chum3476 no it's not

    • @etangbose4755
      @etangbose4755 5 років тому +15

      JustThat One don’t get pissed at him he didn’t write it into the movie

    • @BIGBamBam86
      @BIGBamBam86 5 років тому +21

      @@callmeindie1348 welcome to the internet snowflake. I found this funny lmfao 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sillyboi05
    @Sillyboi05 5 років тому +59

    Dead meat comments starter pack:
    Roses are red fishes have gills i am James A Janisse lets get to the kills

    • @jamesbloop6975
      @jamesbloop6975 5 років тому

      et ś st đ ś avec źaasaaaaset ś st đ ś avec źaasaaaaset ś st đ ś avec źaasaaaas

  • @pooch7295
    @pooch7295 5 років тому +26

    Just for those who don't know how hard it is to keep a consistent schedule for uploads, it is hard. And with the work and time James puts in, that is VERY impressive

    • @Kapeeshy
      @Kapeeshy 5 років тому +1

      Lil Pooch oh yeah yeah

  • @sutton2582
    @sutton2582 3 роки тому +37

    Nothing makes my heart warmer than seeing how much James loves making this shit ❤️

  • @neonnovaelle9729
    @neonnovaelle9729 5 років тому +45

    Nice shout-out to Richard Speight Jr - The Trickster(Gabriel) from Supernatural fame as the chunky chicken phone guy

  • @atgosh
    @atgosh 5 років тому +122

    Happy 2nd birthday Dead Meat!! 🎉🎈🎂
    I think I've been watching for over a year and a half now 😯 and damn I still love James' references and jokes.

  • @layzplayzgachalife7897
    @layzplayzgachalife7897 5 років тому +363

    Rose's are red
    Fish have gills
    I'm James A Janesse
    Let's get to the kills

  • @P1EX
    @P1EX 2 роки тому +7

    Mark is acting the shit out of this movie giving some of the most believable lines and i'm here for it

  • @somethinglessembarassing
    @somethinglessembarassing 5 років тому +218

    I'm not sure if my favorite reference in this one was the Supernatural one ("trickster") or the Finn Balor one. I cackled both times!

    • @Megacliff
      @Megacliff 5 років тому

      I actually don't understand the Finn Balor reference. Is the wrestler named after something else?

    • @Megacliff
      @Megacliff 5 років тому +5

      Oh! 'cause the demon turns back into a little man. I get it. derp.

    • @somethinglessembarassing
      @somethinglessembarassing 5 років тому

      Megacliff yes! So funny 😂

    • @freizadiza4253
      @freizadiza4253 5 років тому

      Wait weres the trickster one

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 5 років тому +4

      @@freizadiza4253 It's @ 6:27 when Richard Speight, Jr. shows upon screen.

  • @jhonconpan574
    @jhonconpan574 5 років тому +83

    THANK U JAMES we love the kill counts thanks for putting them out consistently even tho they’re a lot of time and effort

  • @Evan-rv7zr
    @Evan-rv7zr 5 років тому +164

    Happy anniversary! Thanks for all the hard work! Can't wait for Texas chainsaw massacre!

    • @TheClax123
      @TheClax123 5 років тому +1

      Predator is indeed next thats what he said last week.

    • @MegaUnavalible
      @MegaUnavalible 5 років тому +1

      @@TheClax123 he already did predator

    • @yrdasellsavon5765
      @yrdasellsavon5765 5 років тому +1

      Alfie Heron then you shouldn’t have looked at the fucking comments

    • @TheClax123
      @TheClax123 5 років тому

      @@MegaUnavalible My mistake lol a little too baked this morning

  • @sarahsogreasy
    @sarahsogreasy 3 роки тому +8

    When James said Grateful Dead my heart melted. I love the Grateful Dead, always will, and thats all I have to say about that.

  • @mattsrevenge7773
    @mattsrevenge7773 5 років тому +121

    “While the demon reverts back into Finn balo- or the evil kid” 😂

    • @TheFallenSith
      @TheFallenSith 5 років тому +3

      \,,/

    • @melchardcaranto4675
      @melchardcaranto4675 5 років тому +6

      I'm glad someone else got this

    • @HKVITA-wo2td
      @HKVITA-wo2td 5 років тому +5

      Thank God I'm not the only one who got that reference

    • @haroldgraves984
      @haroldgraves984 5 років тому +4

      So happy not the only one who got this reference

    • @cyan4131
      @cyan4131 5 років тому +6

      Can't wait to see the Demon at Mania

  • @itsvegas3640
    @itsvegas3640 5 років тому +14

    I love how you love horror movies and how heartless and bloody the story lines are yet you are nice enough to recognize the directors great works after recently passing away. Awesome.

  • @Magoopscoop
    @Magoopscoop 5 років тому +335

    Holy shoot
    Mega oof
    TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACA-I mean demonic toys

  • @derekknott3596
    @derekknott3596 3 роки тому +9

    At least Anne lived long enough to explain the plot of the movie.

  • @libbyashe2321
    @libbyashe2321 5 років тому +326

    James: "I won't be covering Puppet Master any time soon, 13 is too many."
    UA-cam commentor: "But you did all those other long franchises! Why not do 13 weeks on Puppet Master? It's only three whole months of a lesser known and pretty crappy series that hardly anybody will watch except the vocal minority and even then, we'll get bored eventually and demand you hurry it up and move on to something else! Also, you said "not any time soon" but I heard NEVER, so come on, James DO IT NOW!!!!!!"

  • @MunExe
    @MunExe 5 років тому +152

    Goodbye, John. Thanks for Demonic Toys, and all the other work you did in the world. Demonic Toys may not be the best movie, borderline a... Bad movie.. But you put a lot of work into it. And I'm proud of you.
    Rest in peace, pal.

    • @SuperBubbleduck
      @SuperBubbleduck 5 років тому +10

      And Linda O.Cook who brought enjoyment from voice acting baby oopsie daisy, rest in peace.

    • @MunExe
      @MunExe 5 років тому +4

      @@SuperBubbleduck Oopsie Daisy is best character

    • @godssoldier2319
      @godssoldier2319 4 роки тому +4

      @@SuperBubbleduck Linda Cook also is the voice of leech woman in the original Puppet Master.

  • @uncontrollableshadow7545
    @uncontrollableshadow7545 5 років тому +160

    Who knew toys can be demonic
    *everybody's hand's raises'

    • @themememax4209
      @themememax4209 5 років тому +2

      Thats what I feel when looking at dolls

    • @felipegarcia1733
      @felipegarcia1733 5 років тому +3

      Maybe that explian the toy in Toy's Story?

    • @gigiearth
      @gigiearth 5 років тому +1

      Phantom Shadow well your obviously a kid then..also depending you like gacha too

    • @lennarthumpf8031
      @lennarthumpf8031 5 років тому +1

      never stepped on a lego ?

  • @thomas7944
    @thomas7944 3 роки тому +7

    Mark sounds like Jontron for some reason lol

  • @wrongfulfishyt
    @wrongfulfishyt 5 років тому +26

    Two years ago I subbed to you on your second video. Can't believe its been that long already. Happy anniversary James.

    • @ma.lourdesyolangco3886
      @ma.lourdesyolangco3886 5 років тому +1

      content crow Nice seeing that there's still some og that still watch him :D

  • @grovermaplewood836
    @grovermaplewood836 5 років тому +164

    6:20 It's kinda cool that Puppet Master is playing in the background.

    • @batz102
      @batz102 5 років тому +1

      Where

    • @plopidrahtis7023
      @plopidrahtis7023 4 роки тому +1

      @@batz102 on the security guard's tv

    • @batz102
      @batz102 4 роки тому

      @@plopidrahtis7023 thanks

    • @RonaldDorsinator
      @RonaldDorsinator 4 роки тому +7

      Im ready for him to cover the puppet master movies

    • @godssoldier2319
      @godssoldier2319 4 роки тому

      Yeah, the security guard is watching Puppet Master 2 on the TV monitors.

  • @zaiddawsari24
    @zaiddawsari24 5 років тому +26

    “Don’t say ‘oopsie’ you fuuck, you did that on purpose!” Best line of the episode. 12:27

  • @banjex.djplayer1310
    @banjex.djplayer1310 2 роки тому +6

    16:27 (best explanation ever..)

  • @Thetannerjohnson
    @Thetannerjohnson 5 років тому +61

    One of my favorites has to be Silent Night, Deadly Night 5. The last couple of minutes of that Kill Count had me dying of laughter.

    • @tristanspicer4321
      @tristanspicer4321 5 років тому +1

      UA-cam’s high it says this comment came out 13 hrs ago but i got the notification a minute ago

    • @Polygonyall
      @Polygonyall 5 років тому

      Trist51307 Tv patreon. Notifications happen when the video goes public

    • @gavinbunting7354
      @gavinbunting7354 5 років тому

      I like the 2nd one when he says Garbage Day

    • @marblebongos2794
      @marblebongos2794 5 років тому +1

      I LOVE YOU MOMMY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

  • @bobo90310
    @bobo90310 5 років тому +238

    Kill count come true : Texas Chainsaw Massacre 😍😍😍

    • @fanthefrog847
      @fanthefrog847 5 років тому +6

      Ikr

    • @renamon5658
      @renamon5658 5 років тому +4

      That movie has so many reboots its not funny

    • @liamhoney-jones7746
      @liamhoney-jones7746 5 років тому +4

      If it’s a kill count recommendation email him

    • @yourmam6260
      @yourmam6260 5 років тому +4

      Kupo Lord yes I agree

    • @renamon5658
      @renamon5658 5 років тому +6

      @@liamhoney-jones7746 i am just say the texas chainsaw series has so many reboots

  • @devoe5115
    @devoe5115 5 років тому +128

    I really wanna see the Joyride series get videos made about them. Really underrated movies

  • @LadyOfSnow
    @LadyOfSnow 4 роки тому +8

    I'm glad you mentioned Dead Meat in the intro, because it's actually a favourite of mine. I think most of the humour only really works if you're familiar with Irish culture, though. I remember watching it in uni with some friends and we found it hilarious. I imagine it doesn't work as well with an American audience.

  • @helsmar2762
    @helsmar2762 5 років тому +41

    One thing you say in every kill count: ”the movie begins...”

    • @littlecesars6917
      @littlecesars6917 5 років тому +1

      OH YEAH YEAH Craig and title card but sometimes he says the movie starts off

    • @laurawilkinson5081
      @laurawilkinson5081 5 років тому

      He doesn't because of IT part two

  • @middlemcfiddle3559
    @middlemcfiddle3559 5 років тому +29

    "oh my God SOMEBODY SHOT 'EM!"
    Sounds like a gamegrumps tryhard
    Oml that was a hilarious line tho

  • @Bevsworld04
    @Bevsworld04 5 років тому +116

    Happy birthday to you!
    Happy birthday to you!
    Happy birthday to dead meat
    Happy birthday to you! 🎁🎂

  • @boi-uj5tb
    @boi-uj5tb 4 роки тому +10

    It’s funny how the guy (forgot his name and I don’t really care about his name) isn’t scared of the toys or afraid to die, he’s just angered and annoyed and ready to leave this movie

  • @DOPEKILLERv2
    @DOPEKILLERv2 5 років тому +48

    You deserve more subscribers than 2.4 million

  • @chadmurphy2403
    @chadmurphy2403 5 років тому +11

    I love how James says “don’t say oopsie ya fuck” lmao😂😂

  • @aidan9156
    @aidan9156 5 років тому +267

    If you didn’t know Dead Meat, today is the 25th anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s death, lead singer of Nirvana.
    R.I.P.

    • @userisdeadandarchived2995
      @userisdeadandarchived2995 5 років тому +32

      Great.Though that has nothing to do with this video.

    • @rubyh.3838
      @rubyh.3838 5 років тому +1

      Rip

    • @aidan9156
      @aidan9156 5 років тому +4

      Remember, he may be gone, but he is not forgotten.

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 років тому +2

      Nirvana sucked

    • @rubyh.3838
      @rubyh.3838 5 років тому +4

      @@st4ne4rmthevill63 apparently not if they got so big and still are today

  • @N3ptunest
    @N3ptunest 3 роки тому +46

    I remember when I was like 6 or 7 I walked into the room when hesse was about to die and I didn't undertsand why my parents wouldn't let me watch it cause I thought it was some sort of weird kids movie

  • @sourapple6604
    @sourapple6604 5 років тому +87

    CDFU...... I KNOW WE BEEN BUGGING HIM FOR TEXAS CHAINSAW FOREVER 😆 .......LOL HE SAID WE CAN ALL SHUT THE Hell UP LOL

  • @-bacon_bacon-
    @-bacon_bacon- 5 років тому +16

    I like how you explain these horror movies so calmly.

  • @__Black_Sheep__
    @__Black_Sheep__ 5 років тому +21

    "Demon back into Finn Bálor.. I mean.." 😂😂😂😂

  • @w3nd0sy13
    @w3nd0sy13 4 роки тому +66

    6:26
    "He doesn't trust the trickster"
    Me: Heee, Gabriel

    • @T.ricksterr
      @T.ricksterr 4 роки тому +4

      w3nd0sy little did Richard know that he would be a director in one of the most popular shows

  • @Blackmist2003
    @Blackmist2003 5 років тому +50

    I found u last month but I binged watched your whole channel so I'm caught up love your videos keep it up

  • @braedenshaw9846
    @braedenshaw9846 5 років тому +37

    Happy anniversary James I hope you truly enjoy it also I've been watching your channel for about a year now and I just want to say I love your videos

  • @IIGoldyzXII
    @IIGoldyzXII 4 роки тому +214

    "I'm James A. Janisse"
    -James A. Janisse
    2019