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As a Christian myself, it is me, I'm the homosexual you are talking to online.
On a serious note, being a queer Christian sure is wild. Seeing other "Christians" hate people for being the way they are in the name of the same God I believe in is upsetting though.
😂😂😂😂😂
god told us to love, not hate. people are wild indeed. sometimes its vise versa and extremists will flip the fuck out if they know that you're religous. people can never just get along 😞
@@breadloafREVO I sometimes entertain the idea that I can piss off both extremes at once just by existing and it gives me a bit of a power trip.
genuine question..how do u defeat crazy christians when they say homosexuality is a sin and ur going to hell?(if they have said that to u), i must know more to defend myself friend
yes it is, as a Christian, I accept you into our religion
"Why don't the atheists have their own language?" I like to believe this person just assumes everyone who speaks English is Christian lmao
English IS the atheist's language. Christians already have Hebrew that they can appropriate at their leisure. They can use that instead.
Actually, in Spain, when someone is saying something that we Don't understand, we tell them to say It in Christian. So if they were talking in Spanish, they could have a point, lol.
it's just sad, cause English isn't the liturgical language of christianity; that's latin or greek for the most part.
I speak English, took French for a semester, know a few sentences in German, 5 words in Russian, and the word cat in ancient Egyptian
Wtf does that make me
@@pabloherranz1795 They definitely need a backhand for that nonsense right there.
LOL. My mother divorced BECAUSE she'd finally realized all the prayer and submitting in the world wouldn't change my emotionally/verbally abusive father. It took her years to get out of the whole "good Christian wife puts up and shuts up" thing and it was only when the continued abuse of both of us affected me that she really got things going.
There would be more divorces in Christian communities if women weren't taught that they have to pray for their abusers.
Same with islam man. My life is a fucking joke because of it and i can't do much about it without exposing myself to death threats and nasty ass theists and fear mongerors.
I left the Baptist Church in 2000 because of something like that. My Mom left my Dad because he had a lot of drug problems at the time. Well, my sister and I were going to this Baptist church in Pigeon Forge TN, and my Mom decided to come with us (it was a rare Sunday that she didn't have to work). The preacher's wife came up to her and the first question she asked was "Where's your husband at?" My Mom explained that she had left him. The preacher's wife said that the marriage was more important than anything else (she left my Dad mostly for my safety), and that she could talk to my Dad and, if my Mom apologized for breaking up their marriage, see if my Dad would take her back. My Mom told her to go fuck herself and walked out. My sister and I followed. And since then, I've never stepped in another church with the exception of funerals.
@@shawn.the.alien423 Holy shit. Glad you're out of there mate, that sounds awful.
So it IS because of atheism! lmao
@Shawn Partick I believe divorce is definitely needed and the Bible thing of “o no stay with you abuser” is one of the things that is such shit
A little girl wanted to know what Canada looked like. Her dad tore a map of Canada out of a magazine and told her to go to her room to go see if she could put it back together. The girl came back and to her fathers surprise got it right. When he asked how she did it she said “there was a pin up of Ryan Renolds on the back and when I put him back, our country just came together.” Amen 🙏
AMEN, SIBLINGS
God bless
inspiring
A little girl wanted to know what the Canada Parliament looked like. Her dad tore a map of the Canada Parliament out of a magazine and told her to go to her room to go see if she could put it back together. The girl came back and to her fathers surprise got it right. When he asked how she did it she said “there was a pin up of an SS member on the back and when I put him back, our country's parliament just came together.” Amen 🙏
@@noveled_1 You got me on the first half, not gonna lie.
"Beware, you could be speaking to a homosexual online" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Oh no! Not the homosexuals! Anything but them!
And worst of all, he could be any one of us.
He could be in this very room! He could be you. He could be me! He could even be-"
[ Im gay btw]
remove that last part before the fruitcakes or little kids come @@ravensLitterbox
@@Jumhuriyat_Misr_al-Arabiyah haha do you mean the part abvout me being gay? eh its fine but i appreciate it, let the fruitcakes come ill tell them it aint even october yet
As a Christian let me just say, to the post,
And?
My parents are Christian and when I had doubts about my beliefs they said they just wanted me to be happy and loved me regardless. When I came out my dad was happy he could make more dad jokes.
unexpectedly wholesome on a video about religious nutcases who's ego is completely shattered if u dont believe in god
Aww! That's so sweet!😊
"Dad, I'm gay."
"Sweet, double the dad jokes now!"
As a christian, correct response
This was the good ending.
Remember if an eternity in hell is the only thing keeping you from being evil, you are evil.
I've never understood christians that insist they wouldn't have morals if they weren't scared of god. like, aren't you just admitting something about yourself there? because the majority of the world nowadays isn't religious and the vast vast majority of those people don't have weird thoughts about harming others quite like you do
@@nyctomint yea, empathy isn't from religion, it's just from evolution.
the number of religious apologists who literally argue that "Only fear of hell keeps me from raping, stealing, and murdering" and then think they are still good people horrifies me.
A monster on a chain Is still a monster
@@SirberusKhaos it's because God has instilled in you the inhibition to evil. That's why you feel nervous if you do something or entertain the idea of doing something wrong. At least you will if you haven't overwritten it and trained it out of you by repeatedly ignoring the conscience.
It's not about a threat of hell. But because the price of sin shed God's blood, we seek to stamp it out, born of gratitude to Christ's generosity. An innocent man bearing sin's sting that a guilty one may turn their life around. For I was not free. The pull of evil prevented me from doing anything good, were it not for Christ's sacrifice, allowing us to commune with the Holy Spirit, experienced mainly as amplified sensitivity to right and wrong. For if evil stopped on the large scale of raping, stealing and murdering, then I would be blameless, but to entertain them on television, or to not intervene when they happen before our eyes, we share in the guilt even if we've "done nothing" - a coward, living in fear and not standing up for what's right. Evil prospers when the "good" do nothing. If you are not interested in wiping out evil right to the mental level, then you are not a true follower of Jesus Christ, for you are content merely to prune the overly lengthy branches of evil, but not pull the plant out of the ground completely. Otherwise it's no different than a quadriplegic version of Adolph Hitler. It's important, because if we are to be permitted to live for infinite time, it's long enough for the slightest spark of evil to mature to full grown blaze.
I think they forgot that the Greeks invented orgies, and it wasn’t until Roman’s came about that the women were invited to the orgies.
Ah, history lessons in the comment sections of UA-cam! What a wonderful thing!
I chuckled at this and you made my day, thank you.
@@screaming_cat2007 you’re welcome brotato chip
@@glocknessmonster115 I am adding brotato chip to my vocabulary, my day is getting better and better
This feels like a great thing to add to a fantasy world, thanks for the history lesson and the inspiration!
Christian Roulette:
1. Open the Bible on a random page.
2. Follow exactly what is written.
3. Last one to go to jail wins.
I Hope every conservative does this, they wont last a week,
I just did this and the literal thing it said with the page is "everything is meaningless"
It's funny to hear you people act like you know what the Bible's about yet you've never read the thing 🤦🏼 if you're gonna criticize my religion then at least know what it's about or at least read a couple pages of the bible instead of vilanizing Christians because you had a bad experience with bad Christians. Absolutely disgusting.
*Lands on Ezekiel 23:20*
This sounds fun!
What do you mean he mauled children who insulted a man with bears? Oh well… time to buy some bears I guess…
As my favorite artist once said in a song:
"I don't hate religion, just what comes of extremism."
Extremists of all types are what ruin it for everyone.
Absolutely. Now I certainly cannot _hate_ them, I certainly don't like extremists of any kind that much. Both ends of all extremism are pretty much the same thing with a different coat of paint.
extremists of any kind make me embarassed of who i am : ( what if people assume i'm like them??
which song?
@@drakesword5214
Night table by e Dubble. Freestyle Friday 14 I believe.
Little kid "feeling the holy spirit" was doing the absolute most to get out of his chores. He played his parents and I can respect that.
Reminds me of when my parents made up some bullshit about Obama making a holiday to pledge to him, and I pretended to be so upset I got out of class the day of this "holiday"
Time stamp, I don't remember this one
Kid is a trickster cleric XD
@@Neuro_nActivation 13:29
I genuinely feel sorry for the children who grow up with parents like this
In Brazil, a christian got mad at the Cuphead show just because it had the devil as a character ( he was mad because of the devil's intro song + the character ), and Christians wanted to cancel the show like, bruh.
@@nevascalange3091 wouldnt they have tried cancelling the game too?
I would make myself a orphan
@Eric Turner Same-
@@nevascalange3091 see I hate brazil
Kids, if you ever need to "submit to your husband (ignoring y'know, kink things,)" make it divorce papers.
i fully support and condone this statement
@@Jesus_two same....WAIT ARE YOU JESUS 2 THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL?!??!!?!?
@@andreiacrosara5324 your my dad-damned right
Wait till the moment when because of your submission you develop a kink based on this situation
@@Jesus_two”my dad-damned right”
You’re a genius!😂
As a homosexual, I can confirm that we are in your favor, Robin
As a bisexual we are half in your flavor
@@feedle mind if I enjoy your flavor?~~
As a straight dude , all I can do is warn you to be careful around the hypocrites.
As an asexual, we are not going to participate in this
@@Fail-harold Watching from sidelines with popcorn and beverages.
On the "adam was tempted by eve by her nakedness" bit, before the fruit was eaten, neither of them really knew the concept of being naked because they felt no shame
Exactly, like I'll freely admit that I haven't read the Bible but I know that eating the apple was the first sin. Besides, if it was Eve's 'fault' for eating the apple first after the Devil convinced her then it is Adam's fault for earing it as well. Or it was all the Devil's fault for misguiding and corrupting God's first mortal children. Neither of them had ever been lied to before, nor had they been mislead, tricked, or betrayed; so of course they would be naive.
lmao yeah, i read the bible just to make arguments against christians. nothing is more satisfying than quoting the bible to win an argument against christians.
@@albertthompson5808i could go on for genuine days about every flaw inconsistency contradiction and just straight up nonsense in the bible
The Bible was misogynistic because it was written by men, all men, and only men. Even though God empowered many women to do his job like Ruth, Deborah, Jael, Mary, Martha, and many others, the Bible doesn't always record it that way. Men ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@albertthompson5808technically they had been lied to: God said the apple would kill them if they ate it. God lied and the serpent "deceived" them by... telling the truth?
What I love about Robin is that he’s the ultimate wamen respecter. It makes me happy to see him stick up for us when someone else says some f*cked up sh*t about us.
He drinks his Respect Women juice daily.
I never drank sprite cranberry. I'm sure it wasn't as bad as my friend said it was. I'm glad Robin is defending sprite cranberry too.
@@The_OwO_Shogun sprite cranberry lives matter too ✊🏼
@@PinkxBunnixx-tk7fi hell yeah
@@PinkxBunnixx-tk7fisprite lives matter✊🏻
"I know ancient Greece followed Christianity"
No way someone who knows at least something about history and religions would say anything like that
It was ancient Rome iirc, and even then it wasn't until Constantine
AC Odyssey takes place around 430 bce. Christianity didn't exist then. The op is dumb and lazy
Hahaha i saw that and thought: Okay he's not wrong after the 4th century. But mans was definitely referring to Greece before it was Roman so he's still wrong
As a Christian I do not claim that first man
Edit: I'm so proud of how accepting some people are being in the comments!
👍
I second this
I dont think anyone except the people he brainwashed would claim him.
Therd this
As an atheist I say we burn the wizard
I’m not very religious, but I swear; Robin, if you ever remake the Bible but in your own words, I would 100% read it because “Making men rip their eyeballs out because their gaze is just weird” had me rolling 😂
GOOD NEWS!!! There might not be a whole bible, but I did find a book that is a play on the book of Psalms. It is great, ready to hear the name??
The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes of Humanity's Total Failure
That is what Jesus said. He said if a part of you causes you to sin, then remove it so you can be sinless.
@@Jack-px6mx does that include bottom surgery? asking for a friend
@@asierx7047 What Jesus Christ says in this verse is usually taken to be metaphorical, so probably not.
Actually, there is a verse I was reminded of recently
Paraphrasing: "If a man gazes lustfully at a woman, he is to gouge his eyes out with spoons."
I don't know where this verse is at all, but it makes sense and I think it was in the first part (half, not book) of the Bible, because it was full of uncompromising rules and extremely against any sort of adultery/cheating or just sexual behavior in general
But I would love to read a Robin version of the Bible, it'd be easier to understand and absolutely hilarious 😂
19:08 The Bible explicitly says that Adam and Eve noticed they were naked only AFTER eating the fruit (and that was when they decided to cover up to hide their nakedness from God when he visited - something they did not do before, and that immediately let him know something fishy was going on). This basically implies that they didn't have anything in their brain that was connected to nakedness either. They were like children. They had no clue that being naked was somehow 'inappropriate' - it was the fruit that gave them that understanding.
Yeah it was the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, partaking in the fruit gave the knowledge to them
Don’t quote me on the name I don’t remember the exact words
@@Rocco049 indeed
God is a freak fr
They were also the only two people at the time and comfortable with each other. Who the hell could they make feel uncomfortable? Like they eat the knowledge and went "Oh shit, better hide our shame from the guy who sculpted us, molded our our genitalia. He probably minds at all."
sooo.... he didnt knew already.... so he´s not really that omniscient....
A little girl wanted to know what Germany looked like. Her dad tore a map of Germany out of a magazine and told her to go to her room to go see if she could put it back together. The girl came back and to her fathers surprise got it right. When he asked how she did it she said “there was a pin up of Adolf Hitler on the back and when I put him back, our country just came together.” Amen 🙏
hail our lord and savior
😭
@@AnnymausdMurder drones Mentioned!!!!?😮😮😮🧐🧐🦅🦅😊😊😨😨
Hahahahahahah love this version
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I feel like God’s gender shouldn’t be that big of a deal.
True. God is god.
@@marc250gd thank you
Welcome to the Christian patriarchy
I would expect them to be beyond something like pronouns, if they're omnipotent, then aren't they everything?
God is a spirit spirits dont have genders
I heard a good quote once I'm just remembering it "if somebody is truly good without the threat of damnation or the promise of paradise they truly are a good person, if someone is only good because of the promise of paradise and he threat of damnation they aren't truly a good person"
Dare I say NO ONE is that good lol
@@debeb5148 Wrong. MOST people are that good.
I think of it this way: If you need to be threatened to be "good", you are not really being good. If you need to be threatened to be kind, you are not really kind.
@@protoborg Nah, everyone spends money on crap that makes no difference on anything. Wouldn't die for jackshit, and live spineless lives. Nobody's that good.
@@protoborg If you're that good, give yourself a pat on the back, you're one in a billion.
Christian: Holy shit! That person's drowning! I'll go save them!
Athiest: Holt shit! That person's drowning! I'll go save them!
I don't know what to do in that situation
they'd just drown in wine
@@Jesus_two very funny LARPer
@@stoplookingatthisyougleepy nah I’m real
@@Jesus_twodid you forget the password to jesus_one
Hey, Hey, A Christian Is More likely To go: "I'll go to hell if I don't, so imma do it."
An Atheist will be like: Holy Shit, That persons Drowning, LEMME SAVE EM!
ive said it before and i'll say it again: as a christian, we dont claim these people. we love thy neighbor no matter what; gay, straight, trans, cis, deaf, blind, left, right, man, woman, non-conforming, black, white, everyone! people are people, and if you believe in a god, your god loves you, no matter who you are! if you dont, then you are still worthy of love and an amazing person! :)
This made me so happy.
Thank you so much for this comment :]
And you're exactly the kind of Christians we need more of! It's people like you that remind me that it's not the religion as a whole that's bad, it's just the over-zealous fruitcakes.
Its nice to see that at least some people follow the tents their religion is originally based on instead of abusing it to treat people like shit for personal gain or even no reason. But I have a little question: What makes you believe that god is the good and loving father you all held him for? I don't want to be offensive or anything, it just interests me. I mean, isn't he responsible for all people including ones that commited/still commit unforgivable crimes against humanity? Also, its been quite a long time since he has interacted in any way with this world, even tho there were many moments where his help might had prevented much pain in the world, along with the fact that we drive with 180 down a cliff and does not seem to care. Wouldn't it be more likely that he abandoned us or even tries to erradicate us bc we are a bunch of dumb pricks that have betrayed his words and tends many many times throughout history?
Thanks mate 👍
God loves no matter what.
The term for the little devil on your shoulder is "Cacodemon" Yes those red orbs from Doom are named from actual mythology. Meanwhile, the good aligned counterpart is an Agathodaemon.
Thank you for the info!
Interesting!
ooh i like u (starting my bachelor's in Anthropology, just glad to see someone else who researches)
I did not know that
Now I have an image in my head of the cacodemon from Doom sitting on my shoulder telling me to do bad things and an angel on the other one
I'm the homosexual you're talking to online. It's me. Every time.
You must have a ton of computers, I applaud your dedication.
And me 🥺
@HeadleyEdits You too
I also help don't forget
As a Christian, I’m glad to be chatting with you
The one about the day of the week is even crazier because the days of the week we currently use are based on the Norse gods
That's the one! I was racking my brain to try to remember but couldn't, I'm glad you reminded me.
Technically it's based on Roman gods because it's the Roman calendar, but we use the Norse God equivalents of said roman gods since English is a Germanic language
@@m310grass wait, isn’t Thursday the day of Thor? Or is that a misconception?
@@m310grassSunday and monday are named for sun and moon; saturday is named for Saturn; tuesday is for Tyr, wednesday for Wodan (Odin), thursday for Thor and friday for Frija/Frigg.
The months are all named for Roman gods, emperors or numerals tho.
@@TheRomanSkull It is because Thor is equated with Jupiter so its the Germanic equivilent
Some Christians: Atheists would let people die because of darwinism
Those same christians: Oh he's dying. It must be God's plan.
To the chill Christians reading this, thank you for being respectful for all types of people. I'm sorry ya'll have to be grouped in with the crazies.
They're free to actually reflect on their archaic, untrue belief whenever they want. Till then, couldn't care less
As an atheist, I need to ask, where the fuck did they took it from? We absolutely never let anybody die because of Darwin, atheists were and still are people seeking for knowledge
Sorry for bad English btw
@@debeb5148 there have been thousands if not millions of different deities and gods who where worshipped by humans and you believe that somehow yours is the only right one because you're convinced jesus himself told you when you were laying in bed with a 40 degree celicius fever? that's some heavy ass main character syndrome. and isn't the whole thing of christianity to spread love, be kind and have empatyh for others? you're literally failing your own beliefs. embarrassing
why are both the replies to this comment completely incomprehensible and why are there two more comments that youtube has hidden
@bruhiman1092new language just dropped 🔥🔥🔥🔥
i’m an atheist and the ONLY time I felt like there was a genuine connection between me and religion was during my grandfather’s funeral. The priest took us grandchildren aside, asked us about our favorite memories, then after listening thanked our grandfather for being a good grandfather. I never cried so hard before.
Rip blondievonts grandpa 🕊️
My condolences.
I went through my grandpas funeral when I was little, I hardly knew him but I was there when he lost his battle to cancer. I cried so much I can’t imagine how much you must’ve cried. My condolences to you and your family
Jesus loves you
@@Hdhdjdudh-fv5jkDid you read the comment?
The point is not whether a religous figure loved someone, but that the original commenter and their family loved each other!
They spoke to someone who acted as a bridge between greif of loss and memories of love. The love that these family members had for each other is the focal point, not the religion that showboats it. Hells, if you made the religion any other one, it would still work! Jewish, Catholic, Muslim- hells, even the Greek Gods! None of it changes the story.
Religions aren't inherently meaningful- They are given meaning. By comforting someone from their grief, By giving people a new perspective, By being a safe place for those who are scared or lost or alone.
Jesus might love someone, but what matters more is the love that family had for each other.
I'm sorry for the comment length, but I feel it's important to say anyway. I could be responding to a Bot for all I know, but I don't really care. At least I put my thoughts on religion into writing, and that brings me some comfort.
I hope both the OP and the person I'm responding to have a good day/night.
Its almost like they all forget the whole "love everyone like I loved you" line,just so they can complain about people who piss them off by not agreeing with them
Remember, only 140 thousand are actually going to heaven, according to the Bible. None of these people are going to heaven if it exists anyway lmfao
@@sceptillion6847 Most of them are really just unworthy even if there was a Christ
@@sceptillion6847 Literally every chrstian does that though lol. Not just the gay ones. The Bible tells you not to grow long hair and never EVER described Jesus having long hair lol
@@sceptillion6847 "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them" (Matthew 5:17).
He fulfilled every single one of the 613 laws of the old testament, so he didn't have long hair
@@sceptillion6847 “Anyone who loves their father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; anyone who loves their son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me."
Matthew 10:37
I have one thing to say about these people:
“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
The fact that the man who said this is constantly being mistaken for Jesus by these people make what said even more on point.
I feel complimented that I'm compared to someone as great as Liam Neeson
Can we just appreciate Jenny's sense of humor for a sec? I had to stifle a laugh when that spinner stopped and the metal pipe crash played.
FUCKING ROBIN AT THE RING CAM
It was perfectly timed to be honest.
IT HAPPENED RIGHT AS I READ THIS AND I FELL OUT OF MY BED
@@someguyonyoutube9279Same lol
It says kenny not jenny
3:25 I think the funniest thing is that by putting that book in their foundation, they're actually creating a weak spot rather than making it stronger.
Also, houses now are quite a bit weaker than houses from 50 years ago.
@@retroryan838obviously because they always put bibles in them 50 years ago.
@@Duckbusinessman take my like and leave🤣
Being a queer Christian is so fun because I’m super open minded and get to laugh at all these other Christians. Some of them are really insane. I do feel kinda bad for the people who were just raised a certain way, though. I mean, they don’t know any better.
I agree, was in a Baptist school where even santa Claus was considered the devil's helper, and the LGBTQIA community was hated, even though the Bible says not to judge.
@@alphabravo424 that's what all religion is
@@alphabravo424 but santa claus is based on st nicolas😭😭
Same, man
@@6Shots_ofEspresso ye, oh and the irony They bought coca cola cans which in winter have Santa's face plastered on them
11:36
Athiest: "Oh no that man is drowning! He's going to die if I don't do something!"
Christian: "Good. He is being sent to God, and will live for eternity in heaven." Continues eating lunch.
I think the most horrible thing to do is try debate religon hate with more religion hate like bro both of them would save the drowning man.
@@anthonygamer-jg3wn fighting fire with oil
that's the true text
@@furr63 true
Fighting hate with hate is like protecting yourself from bein electrecuted with water
Fun fact for 9:23! The days of the week are named after Norse gods! Friday is Fria’s day, Thursday is Thor’s day and so on. (I’m sorry if I spelled Fria’s name wrong)
Wait until the conservatives find out.
Wednesday is Odin's day because English is a terrible language.
That's actually cuz in Old English Odin is spelled Woden. Modern English is insane but OE was logical. Things got wacky after the Norman Invasion.
Well, technically, after Germanic gods. We just know the Norse ones best because they were the ones most distant from christian centers, and thus Norse documentation survived best. the Old English form of Freya was Friġ, pronounced approximately 'freey', from whence, yes, Friday. Then there's Tuesday, which is after Tiw, the god of war. you might be more familiar with him under the name Tyr.
Thursday, on the other hand, is more likely to be originally from Old Norse than Friday and Tuesday, since our version of the Thunder god was Thunor.
And, as someone else mentioned, there's Woden, the Old English form of Odinn, for Wednesday, hence why the damned thing is spelt like that instead of 'Wensday'.
Doesn't stop there, a few of them are also named after saturn, sun and moon. Months are all fuckey too. Caesars pushing each other out of the way and fucking things up...notice how months 9-12 are named after numbers 7-10?
I do love the ignorance of the t-shirt at [9:20]. Especially since the days of the week are named after Pagan, Norse & Roman gods...
Pagan: *Sun & Moon*
Norse: *Tyre, Wotan (Odin), Thor & Frigga*
Roman: *Saturn*
Norse, Roman, and Germanic gods actually.
FYI: The Germanic name is Tiu. Norse would be Tyr. In Old English it is Tiw.
@@protoborg Interesting. As the borders of various nations didn't really exist until much later, there was some overlap between the different cultures.
Dayum; that was a good response by the Avalanche. Rather than backing themselves into a corner with a yes or not, they instead went the "this isn't about you route". Fantastic.
as if the avs didn't give me enough hope last season, this makes me like them even more, and i don't even follow sports that much.
i grew up christian, but in a catholic school. my parents are extremely religious
and when i was being traumatized and crying every day for an entire year (i wish i wasnt kidding), i was incredibly religious and prayed as much as i could, praying for a friend or someone to understand me or for my dad to just listen and try to understand what i was going through
but every single time, i was met with silence. at the age of 10, my prayers went from "please, give me strength to keep going" to "god can you please kill me in my sleep"
because i was so tired and mentally exhausted that i just.. i wanted to end it and i think the only reason i didnt was because i didnt know how.
it eventually ended, but not after i was broken, my relationship with my father destroyed, i developed severe depression that many years later i am still struggling with, and since i was struggling so badly, i wasnt able to process any of my education due to the stress. to this day, i still struggle with multiplication. its like skipping a grade.
after that i was still religious, but just out of fear. i was almost certain that hell couldn't have been as bad as what i went through, but i was still terrified of what literally everyone told me about hell. it felt like i was being forced onto my knees to submit to a god who left me to die.
and if youre curious about what exactly was so traumatizing that itd have that much of an effect on me,, i couldnt tell you.
my mind has almost *completely* blocked it from my memory. i only have one strong memory, little bits and pieces of like, screenshots, and rantings from me, years after it happened (think 12-13) while i was sizzling with anger at the god i was forced to trust.
im almost an atheist just because i hate him, not because i dont believe in him. maybe the bible is true (i wouldnt bet on it, though), but the interpretations that christians and catholics have must be way off, or theyre very right and we are living in a dystopia where our creator is a selfish, greedy, hateful god.
anyways, thats it really
edit: if youre curious, my parents know that im no longer a christian, and my mom seems like shes trying to seed in little bits of religion in our conversations, but i can shut it down. my dad sat me down and talked to me about how he never had the chance to not be a believer, since his mom was so harsh with him, and said that he'll let me explore, and be able to find myself, instead of hammering religion into my head. gave me the story of how he became a believer a few days after in the car, but hes still accepting. its better than it could be.
I'm so sorry you went through that, your parents should have listened to you
I wish you the best in life now
I wish the best for you
In my church we recently had a very powerful sermon that explained "rauhassa" and how Jesus calmed a storm within an instant after panicked fishermen kept begging him to wake up. Basically Jesus said, "what? Did you not have faith?" Patience was the key of this sermon. You have suffered friend and there's peace (Rauhassa) waiting for you friend. Have faith and keep pushing. 🙏🏼
im so grateful that I grew up in a agnostic family where religion wasn't even a discussion or talked about and where i was allowed to make my own choices and conclusions as an adult. seeing story's like this just reminds me how predatory and damaging organized religion can be. especially when you beat it into a child and basically indoctrinate them while they are to young to keep them from being able to make decisions on there own when they are older. really makes you wonder how much better this world would be if organized religions just let people grow up and come to there own conclusions instead of shoving stuff down there throat and forcing them to believe think and act a particular way. faith or lack of it should be something you come to on your own terms as an adult independent of other's. not something you have to force down every childs throat and fill them with religious trauma and fear. cause all of this, just shows that organized religion doesn't spread true faith, it uses cult tactics to force people to act and think a specific way with zero variation.
@@limyarplane1991 Organized religion itself isn't evil. It's the people in it that are evil. The bible never should cause harm to your life but it gives me hope and helps me cope. I think that religion is important for society to have good morals.
Gotta say as a witch, symbolically putting a Bible in the foundation like that feels pretty damn witchy
Same
THIS!
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THAT
Fruitcake
Is this some sort of pun?
Some people make me sad when they say their christian, when no, they're not, they're just delusional. It also makes me worried about being criticized for my own christianity.
Scotland is that way ----->
Like the Westboro Baptist Church
The dingbats are just the loud minority,the rest of y'all are just normal people
Saddest part is their behavior is pretty consistent throughout history. Remember the witch trials, their method of checking was to tie the person to rocks and throw them in the water. If they sank they were safe but if they floated they were burnt alive.
My sister says she's comforted by the last sentence, because she is also hesitant to say she's Christian because most people only see the shitty ones.
She also feels the same way about admitting she likes Steven Universe because of that show's awful fanbase, which seems relevant given your profile picture.
This is one of my favorites... Alright Robin, let us all embrace the ANGY towards these religious nuts. Getting angry at their nuttery is entirely justified.
LET THE RAGE COMMENCE
It makes me even angrier as a Christian who isn’t a nut job
@@darkmatterburger SAME
@@darkmatterburger Yeah, our communities need a chill pill.
@@pabloherranz1795 everyone needs a chill pill. god told us to love, not to hate after all
My asexuality seems to confuse Christians to no end. Like they’re torn between lauding my v1rginity and being horrified that I’m uninterested copulating with a hypothetical husband so I can be a baby machine for the lord. Lmao 😂. It’s really entertaining to watch
YES ITS THE SAME FOR ME LMAO except im a guy (trans) (and also not heterosexual/heteroromantic) so i got old Christian conservatives with pitchforks, torches, and bibles they bought off of eBay chasing me online chanting bible verses like they’re rallies
Oh nooo im not fuckinggg how strange (looks at Nuns.)
As a Christian no I'm not confused 😐
@@Baconcatboythey probably ment evangelicals (the crazy ones)
Oh no. Don't tell people about the fact that in the middle ages, monasteries were havens for aero and ace people and homosexuals who couldn't live openly for the threat of persecution or forced marriages!
Don't tell them about notable most likely aroace Xstian saints like catherine of Sienna, Saint Augstine, Francis of Assisi or Edward the Confessor who built the *Westminster freakin Abbey*
And whatever you do DON'T tell them about probably areoace people in the bible like The prophets Jeremiah, Elijah Elisha, Anna and the superapostle *Saul of Tarsus* who is credited of writing 1/4 of the new testament including a famous quote were he wishes that everyone could just not want sex or romantic desires like him but he admits that most people can't live the life of a voluntary celibate unless they "were like him"
1 Corinthians 7:7
10:33 the other donkey replied: "Holy shit, a talking donkey!"
"Gary, you are not over 2000 years old"
The aristocrats.
love thy neighbors doesn't just apply to the people you like
I’ve been saying this my whole goddamn life, finally someone said it
As a Dutch person, I am always confused when Americans refer to leftists as liberals, since it would mean financial freedom in the Netherlands.
Being a liberal means being economically right-wing in the Netherlands.
We're so far skewed to the right that much of the country thinks actual Conservatives are full fledged Communists because they don't know what either term means and just do as they're told without thinking about it.
Us Americans just don't learn English correctly.
Because America and the Netherlands are two different places where words have different meanings?
In here, it means you aren’t those “people”. I can’t explain it further, look it up idk.
Same in Brazil, usa is pretty fucked dup
Always reminds of a really nice family I once met through a friend who were very religious (Christian). They always said that no matter who you are or how you feel, God loves all his children and even accepted evolution as something very intricate God has made. They were the nicest people ever and I can't understand how someone who preaches love, help and acceptance can think otherwise. Shout out to all the religious people who think just like they did and let others live their life
:)
:D
:D
That's how Christian people should be according to *Jesus Christ, the big Man himself*
"By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.” - John 13:35
So by that definition, anyone who preaches Christianity and can't do this is a faker.
Good for those people and I'm glad that they were able to show love to u and set a good example of people who follow Christ's teachings.
this is the kinda christianity we need in the world. hell, im luciferian and id go to mass with these folk
i went to a church of england secondary school (i'm not religious, it just offered the best non-private/public school education) and one of the verses we learnt the most was jesus', 'my father's house has many rooms'. we were taught that it means that jesus (and god by extension) doesn't care what beliefs you have, what creed or sexuality or whatever, because so long as you did the best you could in life to try to be a good person, there would be a room for you in heaven. for all that these people profess to be christians and followers of god and jesus, i have never once seen any of these people use this verse.
Interesting. I’ve never seen that verse be interpreted like that before. The only time I’ve heard anyone use it is to express that “Heaven is really hecking big”
I was told exactly the same, and that interpretation does fit the context - Jesus is saying that everyone can get in to Heaven.
That's actually really sweet ngl 🥲
The vast majority of us do, we just don’t scream at people on twitter about it like these people.
What verse is that?
Im gonna need it for reference
2:40
"How did you finish the all green puzzle so quickly?"
"Well, the back of the puzzle was a picture of Nicholas Cage in a banana costume, and when i put him back, it all came together."
Lmao
Now I want to see Nicholas cage in a banana suit
Love how this can be viewed as the person issuing the challenge is an idiot, and that the puzzle is a picture of Banana Cage, with a green backside.
Dude, as a Muslim, I feel so sorry for women. The discrimination, misogyny, sexism, it's so rampant. The Hadith, the Qiblah, the Quran, it's horrifying at times. Don't forget about Iran (I think) making it legal for employers to confiscate their female employee's passports and *effectively keeping them as slaves*.
It's stuff like this that makes me think of the serenity prayer - god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. It's a very true statement. Fight for what's right, know when to walk away. Doesn't mean you don't care.
Im Muslim but I dunno what the Hadith and the Qiblah is
@@Thesilliestkid Hadith is like the book of Judges in the Bible. Qiblah is prayer guidelines.
@@SingeStheos ohhh okay
The Qibla is the direction of prayer. If you're really muslim, please tell me how many raka'at are in surah al fatihah
BRO NOT THE GUY AT THE GREECE BIT THINKING GREEKS FOLLOWED CHRISTIANITY
iirc, ancient Greece did become christian at one point
I love how a lot of christians (not all) say that God is good and forgiving, yet if you don't worsip them and obey their every command, you are going to get punished eternally...
Or how they use the term “unconditional” wrong 😂
Good and forgiving, yet it throws a temper tantrum and floods a country like a toddler dumping water on a sandcastle because not enough believed in it.
@@RadSense come to think of it... they use a lot of words wrong. like inerrant, and truth.
I'm atheist myself, but I heard this really good interpretation of hell. Some guy basically said "Heaven" is eternity with God while "Hell" is eternal separation. God respects your beliefs, and since you distanced yourself from him all your life, he did you a solid and distanced you from him eternally. Again, I'm atheist, but I like hearing from both sides. Both give pretty good points and interpretations.
@@zacmayes2802 ive never heard of hell being interpreted like that before, and i love it, as an atheist myself.
Nothing like “love thy neighbour like yourself unless they don’t align with my beliefs”
Nothing like "You never read leviticus or the Bible"
"The doctrine which, from the very first origin of religious dissensions, has been held by bigots of all sects, when condensed into a few words and stripped of rhetorical disguise, is simply this: I am in the right, and you are in the wrong. When you are the stronger, you ought to tolerate me, for it is your duty to tolerate truth; but when I am the stronger, I shall persecute you, for it is my duty to persecute error."
15:18 That sounds like something a priest would say to a child to explain why what they're about to do is fine actually. "No, you see, men *need* sex every 72 hours, and I'm nearly at that limit."
Imagine a world where sex is both necessary and constant.
@@protoborg If you don't think that the one we are living in now, Jesus.
@@protoborg wait maybe you mean that through your sarcasm lol
@@protoborgVulcan
@@protoborg i like to think that if you dont get it you just explode
11:36 Grew up Christian, the only class that stayed in my mind was when our teacher told us about how some of the most selfless people are atheist, and explained to us that you just need to be a good person, I think I was lucky to get that bible teacher on sundays.
"When man sleeps with women he is sleeping with satan" sleep w men then??? I don't see how this is our problem
lmao
I used to be christian, and have a lot of christian values, and people like that make me feel really uncomfortable ever saying that i was christian.
That's just normal Christianity that makes you feel weird lol. They preech exactly the messages and the stories taught to them.
@@debeb5148 the thing is,they would probably make up an excuse if you told them to actually read the bible
@@Nataliatg89PW No no, they read the Bible they just don't have the right perspective about it. Talked to many who do read the Bible and they just have terrible perspectives lmfao
@@Nataliatg89PW I've told people the story of Lot getting fucked by his two daughters no one seems to wince. They think incest is righteousness if God allows it or they'll ignore it saying, "Oh that's just what the Bible reports" their perspectives are biased with holiness.
Your acting like we’re fucking savages
"Life's too short to deal with people who think you're sub-human" || Emkay 2023
This is a quote i will live by now.
Thinking of that tweet that claimed Jesus was gay because he walked around constantly saying,
"Ahhh... Men"
For the drowning man post like halfway through:
Aethiest - "ah shit, dude's drowning! Let's give him a hand!"
Christian - "Oh, he must be drowning because he's being punished by God. Let's let him go to hell."
Nah it would be more like
Atheist: what if he’s a Christian? We shouldn’t save them if they are!
Christian: Save him and pray for his recovery
@@quempire2656 It would actually be:
Atheist: oh no that guys drowning I should help him
Christian: oh no that guys drowning I should help him
Morality isn’t determined by your religion
@@imamorp7980 I’m just joking I like seeing who I can piss off when I’m bored
@@imamorp7980 it would actually be
Christian: Lmao point and laugh
Atheist: Lmao point of laugh
yall are bozos it would be more like
Atheist: "He's drowning, good, unfit for life, the gene pool is stronger." *does nothing*
Christian: "He's drowning, must be God's plan." *does nothing*
in arguments between religions, nobody wins.
Also, shout out to editor Kenny for making so many of Robins angry cursing into hilarious bits on all the videos! You are doing God's work here!
The spinning wheel was the best
I never understood people who can sit there and preach about love, acceptance and kindness and then seconds later threaten eternal suffering but will then scream about persecution when calling out those behaviors which are even listed in their own book as being bad.
That's what God does and what God taught these people to do though.
@@debeb5148 then maybe its not the best God to follow
@@kvilhs211 They don't care. They're abhorrent narcissists who look death in the eye all it the love of God
EXACTLY
The way he called Dogma “the real facts”, is just so hilarious. I love that so much
As a Christian, I literally do not care who or what you are as long as you're not hurting anyone. I understand that there are A LOT of religious fruitcakes, I promise we're not all like that. Just be a decent person and we're all set. :)
Great. I’m an autistic atheist who supports the LGBTQ+ community and secular folks, is pro-choice, opposes hypocrisy and injustice, and is just here for the fun.
You’re a good person, and I wish you the best!
@@retro3188 Hypocritical Christians are one of the things that really enrage me.
@@retro3188 and im an atheist who is pro life
anti lgbtq
por other religions
(at some extend )
@@Chubbasaurus That would be 100% of Christians my friend, including all them in the comments, and the Op.
1 Corinthians 13:4-7 "Love is patient, love is kind, it does not boast....it keeps no records of right or wrongs,"
"For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil”
Ecclesiastes 12:14
So how is it not love when a person keeps count, but it is when God does the exact thing the very book says love isn't? It's full of hypocrisy like this
@@debeb5148Do not assume that God need follow the rules for us. He is above us in every way imaginable.
16:21 I love how as soon as he saw “transgenders” he immediately knew the voice
5:58 HE COULD BE IN THIS VERY ROOM, HE COULD BE YOU, HE COULD BE ME, HE COULD EVEN BE-
AMONGUS
I love it when people bring out the TF2 card when they disagree with someone.
WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!
@@JacobGlassTunnelSnakesRule It was obvious, he's the red spy.
What? It was obvious! *cocks shotgun* He's the RED spy!
Watch! He'll turn red any second now.
...
Aaaaany second now.
SEE! RED! No, wait, that's blood.
"Ancient Greece followed Christianity! Ancient Greece was not gay!"
Sapho, Achilles and Patroclus, Dionysus and Prosymnus, Apollo and Hyacinth, and more: Am I a joke to you?
medieval greece was christian, RETARÐ
dionysus and achilles are satanic.
9:19 Fun fact, the days of our week are actually named after things from Greek, Roman, & Norse mythology or celestial bodies, and nothing to do with christianity!
Sunday is named after the Sun & sun related gods,
Monday is named after the Moon & moon related gods,
Tuesday is named Tyr,
Wednesday is named after Odin,
Thursday is named after Thor,
Friday is named after Frigg,
& Saturday is named after Saturn.
Glad I learned that a couple weeks ago xD
ooh! i actually knew some of these before because of some google seaches lol
Wait how is wednesday after odin
@@olaczyk Odin is also called Wodin in Norse Mythology
@@ExplorerX37 that's still far away from the *wednes* day lol but okay thx
Wotan.
04:33 You MUST STAND during the song about how FREE WE ARE!!
NOW GET UP, DAMMIT! ENJOY THIS FREEDOM BEFORE I SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT FOR DOING IT WRONG!
“I pledge allegiance to the United States of Hypocrisy and to the republic for which it stands, one nation without freedom and Justice for all,”
-Jim Lindberg, 2001
“You must learn from the Bible” Meanwhile it includes a dude killing some teens with bears because they called him bald.
And if literal translations of the original Hebrew are to be believed, there is actually an entire pantheon of gods and YHWH is just one angry thunder boi.
Many things could be a Florida man headline: Florida man threatens to cut baby in half because women will not stop arguing. Florida men sell brother into human trafficking and pretend he was killed by wild animals. Florida woman has baby claims father is God.
@@verylostdoommarauder I mean, this one isn't as meaningful of a position because it's not in the contemporary torah or bible anymore and as with all things culture religion changes. still pretty funny to think about, just not really important in the grand scheme of things
Best way I've heard Christianity explained was something along the lines of, "I love my girlfriend. I love her so much that if she doesn't love me back, I'm going to lock her in the basement and torture her. Is that love? Or is that some weird, creepy, stalker, thing?" One of the main reasons why I can't comprehend supporting god even if you believe in them.
Using this in my next argument cause goddamn that is accurate
One of the reasons I'm an atheist is because people think God is all-powerful and all-knowing, so then he's guilty for everything bad that happens because he could easily stop it and he chooses not to? And he creates some people who he knows will suffer for eternity so why create them at all? The other reason is that it's very hard to believe in a magical sky guy who gives a care bear about if humans eat shrimp or eat the blood of animals.
after dying in this universe, i can confirm that before the revive kicked in, there was no afterlife but since i used a revive, i could remember
@@pumkin610
Wow. That is a terrible explanation lmao
@@pumkin610We do the bad things and everything else is corrupted or something idk really I don't read much the Bible
Recently in Poland a man was dying on a pavement. Luckily a 14 year old boy was there and helped him, but when he asked a passerby to help him save the man, she replied she can't because she has to go to church. Luckily the boy's friend was there and they saved the man but the fact that this woman who should love everyone hasn't helped a dying man because she had to go to a rapist to talk to an imaginary friend in the sky is outragous
i heard about that as well
and that story is just the tip of the iceberg
That woman didn't realize or learn about how Jesus is lord of the Sabbath
@@sceptillion6847 i guess this is what happens when the bad apples get all the attention
doesn't help that in poland the church is gaining more and more privilages afaik
and a lot of people just end up being walking parodies of religion
@@sceptillion6847 well have you looked at the dark side of all the religions in the world?
god FU-*metal pipe sfx* damnit.
why does this shit always happen in poland????
9:37 "i fail to see the relationship here"
Yeah, those parent's didn't either
sorry, i had to do it
4:15 gotta love editors for making them doing their job a gag in of itself
19:05 How would Eve's nakedness have tempted Adam. There were no clothes back then. He'd been seeing her naked all the f*****g time!
They also forget it would be the other way around as well. Adam was also naked
The days of the week one is funny. The one I’ve heard is “In the Nordic countries, the Sun (Sunday) and the Moon (Monday) also became the first two days of the week, and the Roman gods became four of the Nordic gods with similarities: Mars became Tyr (Tuesday), Mercury became Odin (Wednesday), Jupiter became Thor (Thursday) and Venus became Frigg (Friday)”
The post about the Greeks killed me so bad inside seeing as I've been into researching the gods, goddesses, nymphs, etc. lately. Plus the gods/goddesses in Olympus are pretty well known even by name
Ancient Greece fell in 146 BCE.
Jesus was born 146 years later.
Something doesn't quite add up here
@@imamorp7980 Nah nah nah, BCE means...uh. Before Cheese Existed. Obviously
@@iamacatperson7226 Thanks for the info, I will definitely be using cheese calendar from now on.
@@imamorp7980 Good
@@imamorp7980 Don't forget CE which means "Cheese Existed"
Meanwhile, over here in NZ, our local fruitcake was claiming that gays and porn were causing floods.
My response was neat! We'll remember that the next time a drought comes along.
Modern problems require gay solutions
If he's a man, then he probably watches gay porn in secret.
Straights and asexuality causes droughts?
Id be like
Soo my river is flooding
Is that because of them? NO
WE JUST GET A *HECK* TON OF SNOW
oooh that mustve made him mad XD nice comeback tho
"Zeus is knocking"
Is one of. If not the scariest thing that can happen to someone.
Unless you're a woman
19:29 everytime they complain about the number of genders, some kid with way too much art skills adds 5 more
Apparently fungi have about 12,000+ different genders, lol
@@astraamarante6233 any proof though
Genocidal thoughts
@@quempire2656
Towards whomst?
@@quempire2656 you're so poggers dude you're so pogchamp you're so loved and people really like you dude. I'm not on the burner alt today so I can't say to you exactly what you deserve, and I'm not sure the implications will translate to you through the two inch thickness of your skull, but hopefully by a miracle of god you'll get it figured out
If I get kicked out of a place that hosts cars that go zoomy zoom in a circle, then it wasn't fun in general.
' zoomy zoom' - im dead lmaoooo ( btw i just found that funny, im not tryna be rude )
It’s funny how in a country literally formed on the basis of religious freedom, the most dominant religion around has the power to segregate others for simply *not* being a part of theirs, and other people actually support it
Fun Fact: Most of the days of the week are evolutions of days based off Norse gods. Tuesday = Tyr's day. Wednesday = Wodan's Day. Thursday = Thor's Day. Friday = Freyr Day.
Isn't friday named after Frigg?
Wasn't because of the Roman Gods? Either way, both ideas seems pretty cool
@@johannsanchocuevas7854 Murder drones pfp detected
The absolute psychopathy that it takes to think that someone deserves eternal punishment just because they don't follow your fairy tale is something that needs to be studied...and probably medicated tbh LOL
@Tiredturtles747 If the shoe fits
IT'S SO DUMB BECAUSE IT'S LIKE
"ooh god is so all-loving and all-powerful"
*has no choice but to toss you into eternal torment*
realizing they had the change the medical definition of some disorders t include an exception that believing in an establish religion meant you were not Technically cray even if you thought you could magically change the world with your magical rituals. which is otherwise at least borderline disorder thinking. literally there was a meeting where people with degrees sat around and sai "Wait out listing of what make you crazy includes virtually all strong believers in the most common religions of our current world. how can we fix this?"
One thing that i hate about these comments is that could please not hate on the religion and hate on yhe bad people because calling religion "fairy tale" is a very horrible thing to say and makes you also the part of the problem.
@@anthonygamer-jg3wn I'm not going to sit here and pretend like gods and devils are real just to appease some people. If your faith is truly strong, then my comments won't bother you.
the fucking timing on the metal pipe joke. this is glorious. thank you for this blessing almighty editor Kenny.
The real god
12:15 clarification, according to the Bible women are not allowed to speak on church, and if they have a question they are to ask their husbands
16:08 you can also use B.C.E/C.E for “Before Common Era” and “Common Era”! They took religion out of it!
Checkmate Christians!
Yeah and before common era is stupid
@@quempire2656 why? It’s literally the same thing except minus the religious aspect
That's too many letters, just use bc and ad. It means the same thing anyway
using the standard terminology of a culture is not the same as agreeing with the people who established it. why is that hard for people to understand(I mean aside from they don't want to, it would prevent their spurious argement that let them Think they have won a discussion. which is odd as a discussion doesn't have a winner and a loser. that would be a fight or some other thing discussion is about exchanging information)
My dad's side of the family is like this. I used to be a Christian. But when I was younger. I was physically and mentally abused by my real dad. Molested by my first step dad and his son. And no matter how much I would pray for help. Nothing was done. I learned that I had to do something about it.
Sorry to hear that. This is why I hate religion. Utterly disgusting and saddening.
17:00 ... The problem with those type of people is that they don't see us as people which in turn allows them to justify to themselves treating us the way they try to treat us (though most of them are so cowardly they only do that shit online where they think they are anyonomous.
But wasn't it the Fruit that gave them knowledge of what Nakedness was?!? How can you seduce someone with something they don't realize is supposed to be sexy? >.>
no, no, he has a point
I'm saying it once.
God wanted pets. Not kids.
8:10 bro Ancient Greece was BEFORE Christianity 💀💀💀
Yeah. Romans though, they persecuted christians. at some point i think one of their caesers made christianity a part(like added to, didnt change the religion) and that influenced it and somewhat produced some of the catholics extra doctrine. But, I suggest you look it up yourself as well(if you want) I am human and I am fallible
11:36, i once almost drowned, guess who saved me? a combined effort of people on three (practically opposite) sides of the religion spectrum (a christian, an athiest, and a pagan), all of them helping to save my life.
"America, France, and Europe"
"France and Europe"
💀💀💀
Most advanced Arab mindset be like;
As a Christian myself, I always found it weird how some people prayed for something to happen and then wouldnt take action. Like, maybe the answer to your prayer is GRAB THE FRICKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER
They don't take action because you're taught God's supposed to fight your worthless battles lmfao
@@debeb5148 some religions perhaps, but I feel like a vast majority of people could use some common sense alongside their faith
@@halaileybailey Common sense goes against faith dude. You know how they say, "Walk by faith, not by sight" their religion made them blind and forces them to be blind
@@debeb5148 I'd appreciate if you didn't try to insult me. My faith is my own, and common sense fits right in with it. You are being needlessly confrontational
@@halaileybailey That's because I am the one to confront humanity of its faults. I'm its spitting image to eat itself, and anyone who passes my way will feel will feel my cutting, convicting blade. Kinda like Jesus did, except I fucking hate everyone. Cheers to that
8:15
Not to mention that Ancient Greece existed BEFORE CHRISTIANITY.
As an atheist, a complete supporter of the LGBTQ community, and an ancient Greece nerd, the post at 7:58 made me break the so mad I turned off my phone for a few minutes.
As a white guy from a Christian family in rural Michigan, that comment at 9:22 felt suspiciously accurate
Hello, fellow white guy from Michigan.
3:37 he's selling American defence secrets to heaven.
As a Christian, all I can say is sorry, because the people in these memes sure won't say it
9:07
Sunday: Named after a celestial symbol
Monday: Named after a celestial symbol
Tuesday: Named after a Norse god
Wednesday: Named after a Norse god
Thursday: Named after a Norse god
Friday: Named after a Norse goddess
Saturday: Named after a Roman Titan
Not a single day in our week is named after god