Karl Pilkington's Funniest Opinions On War | Compilation, Army Special

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  • @coomr419
    @coomr419 Рік тому +13

    Lmao the Churchill comment. Churchill liked to drink right? Ricky is like " No wonder he'd fight them on the beaches, he'd fight them anywhere"

  • @scut9613
    @scut9613 4 роки тому +99

    This is Karl's brother and Mum telling Karl a lot of shite as a kid 😂

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 роки тому

      And his dad who sliced the side of a matress off 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @thebenevolentsun6575
      @thebenevolentsun6575 6 місяців тому +2

      Nah I can definitely believe it tbf. The Falklands lasted about 3 months not many people actually fought. Why send a trouble maker out to fight when you can put him to better use as a mechanic.

  • @jojocamel60
    @jojocamel60 2 місяці тому +1

    I loved watching these as The Ricky Gervais Show years ago. I found these several months ago and I fall asleep to them every night. I might be going nuts but sometimes Karl makes allot of sense. Lol
    Thank you very much for these great ad free, nice sounding shows.

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN Рік тому +15

    “John’s got a mustache” made me shout with laughter in the middle of the night past midnight. I think I woke both my dogs up.

  • @Brett-yq7pj
    @Brett-yq7pj Місяць тому +2

    Stephen Mitchell is the best part of this not just as the cheeky freak but I enjoy his commentary

  • @markamiller1970
    @markamiller1970 Рік тому +23

    "You can throw a baby out of the window and it won't break its back." Karl Pilkington

  • @925BulletproofAce
    @925BulletproofAce 2 роки тому +23

    “Curtains are still a’twitchin, no one’s a’helpin” -Karl

  • @Elcrisso1
    @Elcrisso1 3 роки тому +38

    4:05 In one of the shows that Karl’s brother was featured on, he mentioned that he was kicked out of the army because he was caught with a spliff in his locker. I wonder whether Karl knew this, or whether he was kicked out for several reasons including the drugs

    • @Whiplashed
      @Whiplashed Рік тому +1

      Are you saying Karl's brother actually appeared on the show/podcast?

    • @smoosev89
      @smoosev89 Рік тому +1

      no he was on another TV show. youtube it

    • @Elcrisso1
      @Elcrisso1 Рік тому +2

      @@Whiplashed A different documentary

    • @thegirlleastlikelyto
      @thegirlleastlikelyto 4 місяці тому

      Maybe the family told him a stupid story about stealing the tank etc to shield him from the truth since he was the youngest

  • @miguelazenha
    @miguelazenha 3 роки тому +8

    i love karl

  • @lornabrand3477
    @lornabrand3477 2 роки тому +8

    I respect people who have and are in the army PTSD is horrendous

    • @pthompson2113
      @pthompson2113 Рік тому +1

      You should disrespect people who send them into the PTSD.

    • @neonada.official
      @neonada.official Рік тому +1

      Most people that were or are in the army don't have PTSD. Like 1% of the army sees actual combat. Still too much tho.

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 5 місяців тому +2

      They should have thought twice before shipping off to defend a broken country

    • @geordieal9187
      @geordieal9187 Місяць тому

      I agree, however now everyone’s got PTSD, if they’ve been shouted at in school or the ex boyfriend shouted at her/him etc. it’s pathetic now . Soft as sh*te in my opinion

  • @WeAlreadyRich111
    @WeAlreadyRich111 2 роки тому +10

    the story about the german womeen is real my friends mum was from Germany and she used to do that ! i never believed it until years later and she really did used to go around beating up men ...... lol

  • @saiftama
    @saiftama 2 роки тому +11

    The velcro over laced boots makes sense actually lol (14:40 or something)

  • @carpma11
    @carpma11 4 роки тому +50

    ‘Ave a subscribe n that.

    • @PilkyPodcasts
      @PilkyPodcasts  4 роки тому +4

      Thank you Matt! Be sure to WATCH, LIKE and SHARE all my other uploads by following the link below:
      ua-cam.com/video/Txwq2hvPeJU/v-deo.html

    • @beenrue5672
      @beenrue5672 4 роки тому +8

      @@PilkyPodcasts - but do we need it ?

    • @johnnyfelcher8156
      @johnnyfelcher8156 2 роки тому +3

      Like a meat tree… an’ that.

    • @SkyBlue222222
      @SkyBlue222222 2 роки тому

      Why would you waste your time putting the comma instead of just putting the H? Missed out the A and D of n? Mad!

    • @Elliott-f7b
      @Elliott-f7b 4 місяці тому

      ​@@johnnyfelcher8156WetKnee Houston

  • @925BulletproofAce
    @925BulletproofAce 2 роки тому +18

    20:20 Karl is right. A woman feel out of a plane in South America, she was unconscious and she survived

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 5 місяців тому +2

      She was the only survivor and landed in dense jungle
      She followed a stream for days until she reached a tribe
      Incredible story

    • @Elliott-f7b
      @Elliott-f7b 4 місяці тому

      That lady was my mum

    • @garethtaylor1470
      @garethtaylor1470 День тому

      @@Elliott-f7b
      Really?? Any proof whatsoever?🤔 hmmm…..

    • @garethtaylor1470
      @garethtaylor1470 День тому

      That is true however it is not really illustrative of the point in question as that very lucky woman is believed to have had her fall broken by heavy rainforest canopy which most likely rapidly slowed her rate of descent and almost certainly saving her life.

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 2 роки тому +10

    "I wasn't scared. I was just thinkin'... does he want me pie?"
    "I remember thinkin' if he said 'I want that', I'd have to give it up."
    One of my all-time favorite Karl moments, lmao. There's something almost admirable about that line of thought in that situation.

  • @danielcarr1297
    @danielcarr1297 4 роки тому +25

    Throwing a baby out of a window will forever be my favourite Karl moment.

  • @jellehendriks2697
    @jellehendriks2697 2 роки тому +1

    I love this channel goodnight

  • @LUFC123
    @LUFC123 4 роки тому +42

    Eyes that pop out of their head......... Steve

  • @08benc
    @08benc 3 роки тому +6

    Love listening to these 😂

  • @ricksanchez8723
    @ricksanchez8723 4 місяці тому

    Karl keeps me company on the night shift

  • @darrenherbert5639
    @darrenherbert5639 2 місяці тому +1

    if anyone spoke to me the way Ricky speaks to Karl, he would be chinned

  • @MalcolmPowder
    @MalcolmPowder 4 роки тому +152

    I love Smerch but his comments at the beginning about PTSD are so ignorant it's not true.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 роки тому +8

      @@MalcolmPowder he called you mean

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 3 роки тому +6

      it was the falklands wars.

    • @MrMyers758
      @MrMyers758 2 роки тому +1

      It’s not true that when you join the army where you know you might be under fire, injured, disfigured, see your friends, allies and civilians dismembered, and have to kill people, that PTSD is totally expected?
      They weren’t joking about people suffering PTSD, but about people being so naive that they joined the army and were shocked enough that it fucked with their head that they tried to sue the army.

    • @Euph3mia
      @Euph3mia 2 роки тому +24

      Agreed. I didn’t even go to war and I have PTSD from childhood; and for SM and Ricky mock it and make it out to be a load of bollocks was wrong.

    • @alcapone2523
      @alcapone2523 Рік тому +19

      Everyone has experienced trauma at some point in their life. ♿️♿️ if everybody’s special, nobody’s special.

  • @pilkoid5187
    @pilkoid5187 2 роки тому +3

    I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)

  • @iand8365
    @iand8365 4 роки тому +9

    1982 Ricky! Please. Lol

  • @MrStropparo
    @MrStropparo 4 роки тому +11

    52:27

  • @vantheman1238
    @vantheman1238 9 днів тому

    Karl being Harry’s wife is priceless 😂

  • @BricksAndSparrows
    @BricksAndSparrows Рік тому +22

    In their attempt to mock every single thing Karl says, Ricky and Stephen often come off sounding like morons. The “Jon has a moustache” thing was particularly annoying because what Karl was saying made a lot of sense. Still, he is pretty slow and some of the things he says are absolutely nuts… but sometimes Ricky and Steve sound pretty dumb. Like Ricky not realizing the moon is tidal locked

    • @pthompson2113
      @pthompson2113 Рік тому

      Yes very well said.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 6 місяців тому

      Yes😊😊😊

    • @edmckay8647
      @edmckay8647 3 місяці тому

      Almost as if they created a deliberate comedic conceit and were having a laugh rather than being genuine

    • @jojocamel60
      @jojocamel60 2 місяці тому +1

      Well said. It's something I've been noticing. They jump on him too soon.

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 2 роки тому +1

    17:30 “…it’s an electric current that does something.”

  • @kayjeetv823
    @kayjeetv823 3 роки тому +3

    20:25 😅😅😂

  • @5thtimeaccountdeleted.206
    @5thtimeaccountdeleted.206 4 роки тому +13

    My uncle had the same story. He joined the Navy and the war broke out. So my grandad got his girlfriend to ring him up and beg him to leave. Lolol.

  • @Stuart-u6z
    @Stuart-u6z 6 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂 im dieing

  • @lornabrand3477
    @lornabrand3477 2 роки тому

    Fair play

  • @danmccarthy6479
    @danmccarthy6479 11 місяців тому +1

    What would you do if there was a war in England?
    Go on holiday 😂

  • @brettthickhammer1546
    @brettthickhammer1546 2 роки тому +1

    I'd pay good money to watch Carl stream FNV or star in a full length remake

    • @MrGearsOfWar96
      @MrGearsOfWar96 2 роки тому +1

      Search on UA-cam “Karl Pilkington in Fallout New Vegas” you won’t be disappointed

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 3 роки тому +3

    Karl’s question actually pissed me off because the answer obviously is “she’s hoping the guy would come to the funeral again.” Just by looking at the question and doing basic thought that it’s obviously the answer. It doesn’t mean you’re a psycho it means you can see through a simple question.

    • @keekz9040
      @keekz9040 3 роки тому +6

      There is no right or wrong answer there are lots of different ways people can perceive it.

  • @iMertin90
    @iMertin90 2 роки тому +3

    Play a record

  • @RickTroutner
    @RickTroutner 2 роки тому +3

    W-waar do you think of that?

  • @joekeith1430
    @joekeith1430 Рік тому +1

    See from 7 minutes on where is that from? Never heard it before. Can hear the noise in the background sounds like the animated series but don’t know which one. Cryptic

    • @joekeith1430
      @joekeith1430 Рік тому

      Look lads…just trying to do a job here

    • @joekeith1430
      @joekeith1430 Рік тому

      I’m like a salesman at the door of the pilkington house and the pilkis have froze in the living room pretending not to be in

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 8 місяців тому +2

      Season 3 episode 3 of the Ricky Gervais Show

  • @YouSmokeChed
    @YouSmokeChed Рік тому

    Karl was rolling on the floor in front of Suzanne at home with the kidney stones then tried to blag he was putting it on

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 3 місяці тому +1

    55:00 Ricky fumin tha he got it wrong

  • @tmithoth8956
    @tmithoth8956 Рік тому

    I imagine Karl seeing the thumbnail to this image... and going off on a rant about the lack of creativity in design of national flags... 20 minutes later, after an argument with himself about why you shouldn't have stars on flags because its too detailed but why you should have an image of a full English breakfast with optional condiments... only for Steve to turn around say, you do know that green and black war paint on his face doesn't resemble a flag right?
    Karl "what... yeah I know... but youve seen them women at football matches haven't ya" 😂

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 4 роки тому +5

    Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😷... ✌

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 Рік тому +11

    Ricky is so hostile and annoying at times. As the audience we all want to hear what Karl has to say and Ricky’ll yell at him to shut up or constantly interrupt him.

    • @neonada.official
      @neonada.official Рік тому +1

      It seems you don't understand the irconcept. This was made in the era before snowflakeism and wokism. When you could have proper banter with people without them being insta-triggered and offended and going off on rants on twitter. You belong to the current age and its culture. This is not for you.

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed Рік тому

      Karl’s stupidity is worse imo

    • @GregoryMcStevens
      @GregoryMcStevens Рік тому +1

      ​@@neonada.officialmate it's got nothing to do with that you absolute melt. It's just annoying when karl is off on a funny tangent and Ricky interrupts him every 2 seconds. Stop being a 14 yr old edgelord lad ive not seen a single person in the comments offended by this

    • @GregoryMcStevens
      @GregoryMcStevens 3 місяці тому

      ​@@neonada.officialmate youre not special for not bein upset over words you absolute helmet he's on about how people would rather hear a karl rant than rickys autismo interruptions you fuckin melt

  • @jackiesmith5886
    @jackiesmith5886 2 роки тому +4

    That bit ptsd was disgraceful, watching bodies being blown apart will affect you. I guess when you have never done anything brave Steve, its easy to make fun.

  • @mumfordalien1794
    @mumfordalien1794 3 роки тому +6

    I mean brits having ptsd from the intervention attempt in the falklands makes sense, especially considering all those exocet missiles they got smacked with.

  • @cityzens634
    @cityzens634 Рік тому +1

    Falklands 82 come on

  • @thethunder1103
    @thethunder1103 2 роки тому

    🦋

  • @kl3656
    @kl3656 Рік тому +4

    Karl, Ricky and Stephen are brilliant, however, as a veteran of nearly 20 years service in nearly all theatres of operations during that time I think Ricky,and more so SM, should be less disrespectful to those that did suffer as a result of some horrific events. Yes there's a danger which was accepted willingly. Many sacrificed their all for the belief it was in a better cause and significant numbers live with issues constantly too. Taking the P*** when they probably wouldn't have had the balls to deploy in the first place is BS. SM think before you speak.

    • @YewTubeNoAds
      @YewTubeNoAds 8 місяців тому

      It's a comedy show from 20 years ago, calm down

  • @ashbridge8273
    @ashbridge8273 4 роки тому +80

    I find Ricky and Stephen quite disrespectful at the start of this podcast. PTSD isn't a joke

    • @oz6909
      @oz6909 4 роки тому +4

      Very disrespectful I agree but the Falkland war?.... 10 weeks, 250 fallen British and 500 argentine...

    • @QueeferSutherland1
      @QueeferSutherland1 4 роки тому +27

      He didn't mean ptsd itself was a joke pretty sure he meant the suing for getting it.

    • @pho36
      @pho36 3 роки тому +16

      It was incredibly disrespectful and clearly came across as a bit naive tbh. The Falklands was a pointless war that should never have happened so they have a right to sue

    • @QueeferSutherland1
      @QueeferSutherland1 3 роки тому +8

      @@pho36 They we're suing for the ptsd not that they got sent to a pointless war.

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 3 роки тому

      the war was though.

  • @zonenuke
    @zonenuke 2 роки тому +2

    Side on

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому

      Rubber duck

    • @KatieBlue16
      @KatieBlue16 7 місяців тому +1

      bring it in

    • @zonenuke
      @zonenuke 7 місяців тому +2

      @@KatieBlue16 Haha yes katie! How many candles are you burning?

    • @KatieBlue16
      @KatieBlue16 7 місяців тому +1

      @@zonenuke What's yer 20? Haha. Fancy seeing you here 😁🤘🏼

    • @zonenuke
      @zonenuke 7 місяців тому +2

      @@KatieBlue16 9sheep till we die :) we follow Mr Dilkinton where ever he goes though!

  • @neildavies3066
    @neildavies3066 10 місяців тому

    I love this but fuk me Ricky laugh wow

  • @shanefoy3720
    @shanefoy3720 7 місяців тому

    First time it was the Falklands war, then it changed to northern fckin Ireland, carl got mixed up with, two different conflicts over a decade or so apart i think 😂😂😂

  • @mattl5797
    @mattl5797 18 днів тому

    Way to cut off the best part of the Harry story.

  • @KalybS-o4o
    @KalybS-o4o 8 днів тому

    Love the three of yas but didnt think the dig at vets about ptsd was appropriate considering you enjoy the rights and freedoms they fought for first and hopefully the only time you guys disappoint me again much love

  • @Tommass79
    @Tommass79 Рік тому

    You don’t know how damaging it can be so don’t be so casual and smug about it

  • @alcapone2523
    @alcapone2523 Рік тому +1

    So your brother gets in trouble when he’s back home with the army and community….sounds like 99% of the best soldiers who have served in the past 15 years, at least.

  • @gf2915
    @gf2915 6 місяців тому

    Why for the love of God do you add the sound effects?

    • @Shaunicus.
      @Shaunicus. 3 місяці тому +1

      The clips with sound effects don't come from the original podcast. They come from the spin off TV show, which was an official thing they did. It highly edited the audio and added sound effects and an animation

  • @neonada.official
    @neonada.official Рік тому

    English people naming 3 things they find especially English which every country in Europe has done.
    Also there's one country who's better at war...
    The French

  • @AL-nv4gk
    @AL-nv4gk 2 роки тому

    Iayupanuff 😂

  • @GingerCC-he8be
    @GingerCC-he8be Рік тому

    Bye

  • @user-yx7dp2pl8t
    @user-yx7dp2pl8t Рік тому

    It's either jokes or I should digress my thoughts
    Some people get attacked and can move on, others feel they aren't the same. I feel it's as simple as that.

    • @pthompson2113
      @pthompson2113 Рік тому

      No. Some damage is irreversible. Just look at kids who get put on mind altering drugs in the USA. They're never the same.

    • @user-yx7dp2pl8t
      @user-yx7dp2pl8t Рік тому

      @@pthompson2113 this has to be the most pessimistic and down right submissive and share the up most un-eagerness to help those people in need of a hand into a happier life time. Final comment, final answer, give me the million pound.

  • @tmony1582
    @tmony1582 2 роки тому

    The sound effects 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

  • @jurisreno
    @jurisreno Рік тому

    What happened at 36:20 ?

  • @pianovan769
    @pianovan769 2 роки тому +1

    Shit… stupid sound effects

  • @clebfelm4170
    @clebfelm4170 4 роки тому +17

    Steve making a joke out of ptsd isn’t funny

    • @mrvertigo23
      @mrvertigo23 4 роки тому +3

      He hasn't thought that out really - it isn't funny and I'd like to think he'd be horrified by his comments

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 3 роки тому +8

      @@mrvertigo23 times were a lot different when these were recorded. They make below the belt jokes about the Chinese, gays, indigenous ppl, ppl born with deformities all the time. That being said. I find 99% of their banter great.

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 3 роки тому +4

      @@mrvertigo23 if they made some of the jokes they made then, now in 2020, they’d be headline news

    • @drhooty
      @drhooty 2 роки тому +4

      That's the difference between UK and America. Most people understand context and intent.

    • @nottmjoe21
      @nottmjoe21 2 роки тому +1

      @@clebfelm4170 Ricky made jokes in 2021 that was headline news.
      So did Dave Chappele and Jimmy Carr.

  • @stephenjames1443
    @stephenjames1443 3 роки тому

    &

  • @harveylumsdon1819
    @harveylumsdon1819 2 роки тому +2

    thought the ptsd comments were a bit ignorant and disrespectful

  • @thethunder1103
    @thethunder1103 2 роки тому +1

    🦋🐺⚡️⚡️🇺🇸✈️🇺🇦🫡🙂Ukraine Foreign Legion 🐺⚡️⚡️slava Ukraine 🕊

  • @aAsShHtTo0nN
    @aAsShHtTo0nN Рік тому +2

    These two were lucky they never got cancelled

  • @thebenevolentsun6575
    @thebenevolentsun6575 6 місяців тому

    What a load of bollocks being spouted by ricky and steve.
    We didnt "politely march towards the enemy and get mowed down"
    If it did happen it happened once and it wasnt about fair play it was just the Orthodox strategy of the time.

  • @emilydotbug
    @emilydotbug 4 роки тому +6

    JEEZ the English are bad at coming up with catchy phrases! They came up with "careless talk costs lives" meanwhile over here in the U-Sof A we had "loose lips sink ships"....much catchier just saying...but then again everything British is a bit dry isn't it...well except the weather apparently.

    • @adamh8517
      @adamh8517 4 роки тому +2

      Wtf 😂

    • @lukebennett576
      @lukebennett576 4 роки тому +2

      this one example that doesnt even make sense definitley validates your claim of every single english person well done

    • @emilydotbug
      @emilydotbug 4 роки тому

      @@lukebennett576 it's just a joke mate lighten up! Considering how you've managed to interpret what was very clearly a sarcastic joke as a literal insult, or even a real opinion at all has quite frankly only VALIDATED the "British are dry" stereotype...that is if course assuming that you also happen to be British yourself...

    • @Timberdoodle197
      @Timberdoodle197 4 роки тому +25

      Well suppose you all had more time to come up with a slogan as you arrived late to the war as fucking usual mate

    • @aredub1847
      @aredub1847 3 роки тому

      they name things like karl would name things. like a 6 yo.

  • @Queen_Conspiracy
    @Queen_Conspiracy Рік тому

    The beginning is so disrespectful to veterans. You never know what you’re going into.

    • @thearbitar3751
      @thearbitar3751 Рік тому +3

      Well you knew what you was getting into though so your own fault for serving corrupt governments

    • @Queen_Conspiracy
      @Queen_Conspiracy Рік тому

      @@thearbitar3751 shush

  • @chriswilkes2438
    @chriswilkes2438 5 місяців тому

    Disrespectful

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 3 місяці тому

    21:55

  • @edwardkelly8840
    @edwardkelly8840 7 днів тому

    English fair play....machine guns against spears ?