Karl Pilkington's Funniest Alien Stories | Compilation, Outer Space Special

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  • @ArizoGecko
    @ArizoGecko 2 роки тому +24

    Rickys screeching laugh is like nails on a chalkboard. Karls mindset and out of the box thinking is fantastic.

    • @justinanderson267
      @justinanderson267 2 роки тому +3

      Dude is a genius. I mean, he might not have the best of ideas but his mind works in a way that others don't.

  • @geekylogophile
    @geekylogophile 4 місяці тому +4

    Absolutely love these.. fall asleep every night to the ramblings of karl😅 thankyou 😍

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 3 роки тому +43

    Karl is one cool dude

    • @mattias969
      @mattias969 Рік тому

      No he is worryingly stupid for one that does not suffer from some kind of birth defect

    • @m-a-c-k
      @m-a-c-k Рік тому +1

      You couldn’t have said it any better

  • @peep5118
    @peep5118 Рік тому +26

    Now that Karl actually HAS seen most things on Earth via Idiot Abroad… surely him going to space would be an INCREDIBLE tv series 👀

  • @stuntmanmike6330
    @stuntmanmike6330 4 роки тому +52

    "That must be the arse"...
    Gets me every time!

    • @adambritain5774
      @adambritain5774 Рік тому +4

      I know when it’s coming up, and it still makes me end myself.

  • @mavenYGO
    @mavenYGO 3 роки тому +36

    “Have a look in your back garden before you go looking in someone else’s” amazing Karl

    • @victoriaparker2705
      @victoriaparker2705 3 роки тому +1

      A bit like 'don't let your left hand know what your right hands doing'.

    • @texaseagle2553
      @texaseagle2553 2 роки тому

      @@victoriaparker2705 what do you mean by that 🤨

    • @victoriaparker2705
      @victoriaparker2705 2 роки тому

      @@texaseagle2553 It's in the Bible somewhere. I think it means concentrate on one thing not two things at the same time.

    • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
      @stefanalexanderlungu1503 2 роки тому +1

      @@victoriaparker2705 That's not what it means. It means "don't make a big deal out of giving to charity; don't use it to further yourself".

    • @victoriaparker2705
      @victoriaparker2705 2 роки тому

      @@stefanalexanderlungu1503 I was referring to the quote I wrote down earlier; 'don't let your left hand know what your right hands doing'.

  • @changvasejarik62
    @changvasejarik62 2 роки тому +16

    If anyone at bbc reads this, if you want positive ratings for dr who Recruit Karl pilkington. doesn’t matter if he plays the companion, the master or is even the next doctor. Good ratings will follow.

    • @lindatruderung9378
      @lindatruderung9378 2 роки тому +5

      I think he would be brilliant as the next doctor. He could take the franchise in a whole new direction.

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 2 місяці тому

      @@lindatruderung9378 Dr Who and the Planet of humanzees'

    • @N1xon45
      @N1xon45 13 днів тому

      "Dr. Who - That's Weird Innit?"

  • @gavinbarnes7553
    @gavinbarnes7553 3 роки тому +72

    Them talking about 2025 is the equivalent of us talking about 2040 now 💀💀💀

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 місяці тому +2

      Why the skulls? Many of us who listened to this in the early 00s will still be alive in 2040.

    • @post1305
      @post1305 Місяць тому

      @@AA-hg5fk and many wont

    • @lowqualityedits6265
      @lowqualityedits6265 25 днів тому

      @@AA-hg5fkit doesn’t mean death, skulls mean funny and or shocking

  • @dannyhinton6722
    @dannyhinton6722 2 роки тому +14

    I love that you have so many Karl compilations thank you I’ve subscribed I fall sleep to these everyday

  • @ronancoriginals1219
    @ronancoriginals1219 2 роки тому +7

    9.55am Karl: Did I tell you about the immune system?
    11.30pm I told her about the ufos 🛸 lol

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica3986 6 місяців тому +4

    I really love the way karl thinks 😂

  • @voucan128
    @voucan128 2 роки тому +53

    The more of these I listen to the more I realize that Ricky is actually the dumb one and Karl is a genius He never seems to be able to comprehend anything Karl is talking about

    • @mikebonilla2534
      @mikebonilla2534 Рік тому +2

      Alien Technology theory is a popular theory now a days . Karl was thinking this back then

    • @adambritain5774
      @adambritain5774 Рік тому +6

      There are at least 5 or six ‘theories’ or comments from Karl that I have heard in Ricky’s stand up stuff.

    • @foleyhuck2344
      @foleyhuck2344 Місяць тому

      ​@mikebonilla2534 it's been a theory for a long, long time. He's not pulled it out of thin air, he's taken it from decades and decades of conspiracy theory.
      On top of that, his theory about computer chips being alien technology is *mental*, and is completely baseless. Integrated circuits have been around in some form or other since the interwar period, while the Roswell incident was in 1947, around 20 years later. It took me 2 mins to check those out and debunk his theory. It's not genius, it's someone pulling ideas out of his arse.

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 2 роки тому +21

    "It doesn't scare her; it bores her." 😅

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому +1

      To be fair, the general crap most people talk about is equally as dull and boring

  • @lordofthemound3890
    @lordofthemound3890 2 роки тому +10

    It was an evolutionary thing. It didn’t start as silicon. It used to take a big vacuum tube and tons of resistors capacitors and inductors to make one bit.

  • @InfuZedShaDoWz
    @InfuZedShaDoWz 4 роки тому +18

    Love these compilations. Thanks!

    • @PilkyPodcasts
      @PilkyPodcasts  4 роки тому +4

      Thank you Shadz! Be sure to LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE for more Karl!

  • @davenosrettap4477
    @davenosrettap4477 3 роки тому +30

    I dont know if I should be worried about how I understand/agree with nearly everything karl says

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 роки тому +2

      Yes you should be😁

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 роки тому

      Is your head slightly round?

    • @veronica3986
      @veronica3986 4 місяці тому

      Im not worried at all 👍😅

    • @foleyhuck2344
      @foleyhuck2344 Місяць тому

      I understand it all, and can see that it's nearly all absolutely nuts. Its QAnon levels of smarts.

  • @mrfishmon5517
    @mrfishmon5517 2 роки тому +6

    ‘That must be the arse’ 😂😂😂😂

  • @paulofengland1331
    @paulofengland1331 3 роки тому +189

    Ricky doesn't know half as much as he thinks he does

    • @hurleyjc
      @hurleyjc 2 роки тому +23

      He can't even pretend to know half as much as he pretends to know

    • @charliewhelan9488
      @charliewhelan9488 2 роки тому +60

      I think he has a pretty good grasp on a very wide range of things. It's impressive really. I don't think he would try and explain it to an expert but he certainly knows more than the lay person

    • @bigwinkler
      @bigwinkler Рік тому +34

      @@charliewhelan9488 he's definitely way way above average. I wish more celebrities were as well read as him.

    • @bigwinkler
      @bigwinkler Рік тому +20

      @Conquering Death he's got balls though. All that stuff he said at the Oscars or whatever. He's one of the better celebrities. AND he discovered our beloved Karl and put him in the forefront of the radio show. He had a lot of things going on at the time, he could have just been arrogant and never put him on air but he saw how great he is and became his friend.

    • @Nathan-jt8zt
      @Nathan-jt8zt Рік тому +11

      @@charliewhelan9488yeah he knows a bit about a lot of stuff. I think Karl’s smarter than given credit for

  • @colinsmith484
    @colinsmith484 4 роки тому +46

    Fifteen years later there’s bob lazar discussing his role in reverse engineering an alien space craft. Once again score one for Karl

    • @TabbytheCatx
      @TabbytheCatx 3 роки тому +5

      Joe Craven you're wrong

    • @kraken589
      @kraken589 3 роки тому +6

      Lazar made his claims way before Karl said that though.

    • @colinsmith484
      @colinsmith484 3 роки тому +2

      Joe Craven where has he benefited or profited?

    • @lightbeforethetunnel
      @lightbeforethetunnel 3 роки тому +9

      @Joe Craven if you believe Lazar is a conman, it's because you've been conned into believing that by a real conman

    • @lightbeforethetunnel
      @lightbeforethetunnel 3 роки тому +5

      @Joe Craven Well, everything you've said is true but only if the official narrative is also completely true. So, yes if you choose to believe the official narrative then I can see why you'd come to those conclusions. But I'm curious what you think about the official narrative beginning to slowly change it's tune about UFOs over the last three years? And what do you think of all the declassified documents that are now publicly available on official government websites that say they've been tracking UFOs performing maneuvers that defy the laws of physics for 80+ years? That means they've been tracking UFOs doing this for as long as they've had the technology to do so.
      Even the official narrative is beginning to conflict with itself. There are basically two versions of the official narrative now, regarding UFOs: The one provided by mainstream media and the one provided by declassified documents.
      Once you realize the official narrative is simply a bunch of agreed upon lies, you'll begin seeing why so many people believe Bob Lazar is telling the truth... And you'll begin to learn much, much more about reality in general. It's nothing like you've been taught. And that's a good thing.
      As for who is the more capable and more accomplished liar, Bob Lazar or the government? I think the answer to that question should be obvious based on the government's absolutely abysmal history with telling the truth.

  • @Kerrsartisticgifts
    @Kerrsartisticgifts 2 роки тому +20

    I've just realized that a crazy laugh is part of the British comedian's tradition. I grew up in the U.K. and love the humour but listening to Ricky after listening to a couple of other English comedians it finally dawned on me, the laugh is part of the act.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 місяці тому +1

      Not at all uniquely British, comedians from around the world laugh at their own jokes during stand-up comedy, it is a commonly employed tool in a comedian's armoury and it is used in various situations (not always just to try and trigger audiences into laughing).

  • @barneybiggles
    @barneybiggles 2 роки тому +6

    Imagine the astronaut changing into his pyjamas to have a sleep.

    • @tyroon81
      @tyroon81 2 роки тому +2

      He thinks it's like the Starship Enterprise! With kitchens and bedrooms etc.
      What a total mank plank he is🤦‍♂️

  • @ShippiddSocial
    @ShippiddSocial 2 роки тому +2

    Old lady Ricky: "I'm 72."
    Steve, in a little old man voice: "... And I'm 23"
    Oh my lord I am weeping.

  • @Waterbasedwill
    @Waterbasedwill 8 місяців тому +1

    13:46 i know exactly what Karl means
    Theres only a certain amount of POSSIBLE sounds because all sounds work within the same parameters so there’s definitely been the exact same sound made at least twice ever

  • @pbrad1978
    @pbrad1978 4 роки тому +98

    ricky thinks he knows it all

    • @UncleBucky78
      @UncleBucky78 4 роки тому +13

      If Katie Price spent an hour in a room with KP, she would leave feeling smarter

    • @achievementbird2641
      @achievementbird2641 4 роки тому +28

      I mean he is fairly intelligent

    • @jamieb3759
      @jamieb3759 4 роки тому +14

      @@UncleBucky78 that’s an insult to Karl come on

    • @productive_citizen
      @productive_citizen 4 роки тому +24

      Ricky never makes the effort to understand what Karl is saying and in doing so has done more to keep knowledge from Karl than give it to him.

    • @productive_citizen
      @productive_citizen 4 роки тому +17

      @Matthew Hopkins Doesn't really apply to what I'm saying though. Of course that didn't make sense, this is about things such as the AR/VR goggles idea that Ricky dismissed instantly as "one of the stupidest things I've ever heard", and when Karl was questioning consciousness and Ricky laughed because Karl didn't have the language to elaborate on what he meant.

  • @alisternaidoo3927
    @alisternaidoo3927 4 роки тому +33

    Alien gives man a beard

  • @user-eq5ub5rs3g
    @user-eq5ub5rs3g 4 роки тому +3

    Karl talking about computers hurts my feelings

  • @rhyshowcutt7407
    @rhyshowcutt7407 7 місяців тому +1

    4:46 one of Ricks best laughs

  • @tomsanders9106
    @tomsanders9106 2 місяці тому

    That must be the arse. Best line ever 😂😂

  • @Frelismatic
    @Frelismatic Місяць тому

    " yeah, but say like a new frog comes out- oh for fuck sake, what do you mean a new frog comes out?"

  • @theposthumanpodcast
    @theposthumanpodcast 2 роки тому

    Fuck... Hahaha the byproducts of noises bit 😂😂😂

  • @rml4289
    @rml4289 4 роки тому +3

    34:40 sounds like Covid lockdowns hahaha

  • @jamesmorgan6400
    @jamesmorgan6400 2 роки тому +4

    Do I have a problem if I understand what Karl is talking about….

  • @Nebs1
    @Nebs1 4 роки тому +12

    ‘airy Chinese kid

  • @justinanderson267
    @justinanderson267 2 роки тому +4

    If you were floating around with your "tackle" out, it would rarely stop moving. Think about being in water. It would be kind of like that except there is no water resistance.
    Boing boing boingy boing

    • @katherinerowlands7527
      @katherinerowlands7527 5 місяців тому

      Thank you for an unexpected mental image that now won't go away

  • @robertcooney1938
    @robertcooney1938 7 місяців тому

    According to Crnl. Corso, micro chips were reversed engineered by retrieved crafts from time travelers from the future or retrieved alien craft. Roswell 1947.

  • @XGCHEAVYFIRE1
    @XGCHEAVYFIRE1 3 роки тому +1

    All tech stems from the cube
    PRAISE CYBERTRON

  • @ChrisBrown-um1vu
    @ChrisBrown-um1vu 2 роки тому +6

    Would love to be stuck in a lift for a few hrs with the K Man. How lucky is Suzanne, she gets Karl all day every day, the lucky cow 😂

  • @JR-in2in
    @JR-in2in 8 місяців тому +5

    Does anyone else get the so many noises theory?

  • @UnclePip
    @UnclePip 3 роки тому +5

    Did I tell you about the immune system?

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 4 роки тому +6

    Let's just use sand, we got loads

  • @jackflash8567
    @jackflash8567 4 роки тому +6

    It doesn’t scare her it bores her

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 3 роки тому +5

    As me or as a worm?

  • @AxomA
    @AxomA 2 роки тому

    Great compilation but audio for clips are crazy different

  • @bombercountyblues
    @bombercountyblues 4 роки тому +7

    Bit of inconsistency in the volume here buddy..

    • @MF-CLIMB
      @MF-CLIMB 4 роки тому +4

      I think you forgot thank you 👍🏻

  • @earthling8702
    @earthling8702 2 роки тому +2

    Steve has grown on me

  • @chrisshaw9836
    @chrisshaw9836 Рік тому

    ORANGE IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!

  • @That2J
    @That2J 3 роки тому +2

    The audio levels on this are completely fucked

  • @RoxanneJ
    @RoxanneJ 4 роки тому +6

    Being Molish!

  • @FlippySuper
    @FlippySuper 4 місяці тому

    4:57 one year to go

  • @mixterz1
    @mixterz1 2 роки тому +1

    What a load of old toddle

  • @joewright9879
    @joewright9879 2 роки тому

    Alien spaceship 🚀 crashed and inquisitive ape-noids found potato chips on board. They tasted them and that’s how we wound up with computers. Easy as pie.

  • @just1fixx189
    @just1fixx189 2 роки тому +5

    Considering that215 petabytesare on 1 gram of DNA 1.4% is a HUGE difference between human and chimp. Pretty much every animal on earth is within 3-5%of one another.

    • @hurleyjc
      @hurleyjc 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I mean a stove and a Honda civic have similar materials, the civic must have evolved from the stove

    • @stefanalexanderlungu1503
      @stefanalexanderlungu1503 2 роки тому

      @@hurleyjc DNA isn't the material; it's the "instructions" used to assemble the machine and keep it functioning.

    • @jonsegerros
      @jonsegerros 8 місяців тому

      they dont wanna talk about that. they dont want to admit we were made by ancient astronauts. #anunnaki #archons

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 2 роки тому +2

    Ricky comes across as downright rude on this one. His comment about the desk was just nasty.

  • @Sporacle
    @Sporacle Місяць тому

    The story behind the development of the microprocessor is shady at best, nevermind the obviously unnatural conceptualization of such a thing in the '60s.... Im with Karl, and Phil Corso for the matter..

    • @Sporacle
      @Sporacle Місяць тому

      .... but then he says "your eyes come up with thoughts" and he's pretty easily, immediately discredited xD

  • @tmithoth8956
    @tmithoth8956 Рік тому

    The correct answer to colonise a new planet. Is Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan, Kanye West, Alicia Keys and Lorie Ladd

  • @MeMyselfandI20
    @MeMyselfandI20 2 роки тому +1

    Do we ever get to hear about the hairy Chinese kid? Listened to every video going, someone plz help

    • @jimparis5073
      @jimparis5073 2 роки тому

      educating Ricky part 1 search it it’s on there

    • @MeMyselfandI20
      @MeMyselfandI20 2 роки тому

      @@peternewbranch9263 how do you know such things!?

  • @lightbeforethetunnel
    @lightbeforethetunnel 3 роки тому +5

    That really is how we got computers, according to many UFO whistle-blowers.

  • @sj-30000
    @sj-30000 3 роки тому +1

    What's with the sound? It's low as fuck

  • @Jayflo7
    @Jayflo7 2 роки тому +1

    They are always asking Karl: "What are you talking about?". They are always saying: "That does not make any sense Karl." or something to that effect. But, I always get exactly what Karl is talking about and he always makes complete sense to me. I'm not completely sure what that says about my sense of reality but, that does not make it none the less true.

  • @skepticusmaximus184
    @skepticusmaximus184 3 роки тому +8

    Ricky can be a bit of a douche at times. He asked Carl to describe an animal living in a cold dark place. Carl described a very logical set of features 'big eyes and hairy'. Ricky immediately ridicules him because he claims no eyes would be better. Firstly there are loads of fury big eyed animals living in dark places. Tarsiers and deep water fish for instance. Second. The trend towards no eyes, is mainly in subterranean species where its completely dark and eyes are prone to getting dirt in them and the resources to develop them amount to a waste.

    • @Dantheman87
      @Dantheman87 2 роки тому +4

      Ricky always does stuff like that quite annoying

    • @lindatruderung9378
      @lindatruderung9378 2 роки тому +3

      It annoys me that Ricky keeps interrupting Karl. He keeps butting in, and keeps him from explaining what he is trying to say, and then because Karl gets derailed, he forgets, and then Ricky makes him out as stupid, because Karl lost track of his thoughts. If you keep interrupting someone, they lose track of their thoughts. I would rather hear Karl's thoughts, rather then Ricky's rants. I think Ricky is just interested in hearing himself talk.

  • @TheALFIE14
    @TheALFIE14 2 місяці тому

    Karl is the smartest out of them 3 the most open minded

  • @karlosthejackel69
    @karlosthejackel69 4 роки тому +10

    I do love these podcasts but Rickys constant screaming ‘laugh’ when no one is giving him attention is prove hard to stomach

  • @rc5981
    @rc5981 4 роки тому +4

    Alrite

  • @muzalan7601
    @muzalan7601 2 роки тому

    @33 seconds (33?🤫) Karl is SPOT ON. Not alien, but interdimensional.
    I wish these were just Karl and Steven. Gervais ruins these for me. I can't abide him at all.

  • @VSMuadDib1973
    @VSMuadDib1973 2 роки тому +1

    Mmm very lazy with the sound volumes

  • @lorbliccy6827
    @lorbliccy6827 4 роки тому +3

    He makes sense with the computer chip tho, we was defo given that technology

  • @Light-is-All
    @Light-is-All 9 днів тому

    Yes ricky u are closer to a chimp than a chimp is to a gorilla 😂😂😂 I come here to listen to ricki 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 not laugh at Carl's random outspoken though provoking give it only sometimes thoughts 😂😂😂😂

  • @danielthorne3088
    @danielthorne3088 Рік тому +2

    Jeez... never read so many negative comments on a pilki feed. If you dont like Ricky, don't listen... its his gig! That was the format

    • @plexyglass429
      @plexyglass429 13 днів тому

      Maybe they wanna listen to karl and Steve without him

  • @lightbeforethetunnel
    @lightbeforethetunnel 3 роки тому +3

    Ricky just straight-up doesn't believe *anything*

  • @BarmyTwubble
    @BarmyTwubble 27 днів тому

    Ricky speaks bolloc so often looool.. if an alien had a telescope strong enough, it could sit today, watching ww2 as it happened here years ago, or what ever he said it could watch... He went on to explain it was due to how long it takes light to travel... I mean what a prat loool or owls turn their heads because their eyes take up their entire skull. Lol

  • @Festivejelly
    @Festivejelly Місяць тому

    Crap audio balancing

  • @olliehowitt-sutton8900
    @olliehowitt-sutton8900 3 місяці тому

    How are you meant to fall asleep with stupid sound effects louder than the dialogue??

  • @mojojomo6750
    @mojojomo6750 Рік тому

    Ricky's constant interjections/ridiculing does not for good radio make.

  • @showcase6143
    @showcase6143 7 місяців тому

    Why the stupid sounds!! Ruins it

  • @KirkWilson86
    @KirkWilson86 2 роки тому +1

    Absolute drivel. Absolute rubbish.

  • @tyroon81
    @tyroon81 Рік тому

    Karl actually thinks travelling to another planet by "rocket" is possible.
    He also thinks he could get out and walk around on this planet too!!
    And he believes there are Martians living on Mars.
    What a complete tool🤦‍♂️

  • @GregoryMcStevens
    @GregoryMcStevens 3 місяці тому

    A new frog comes out