Kristen Stewart Monologue - SNL

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  • @narutotrickzxtv3D
    @narutotrickzxtv3D 5 років тому +12376

    She's like the only human being that can pull off awkward chill cool and emo and make it attractive I swear 🤣🤣😍 love her.

    • @zaineba7319
      @zaineba7319 5 років тому +120

      I think it helps that she is super good looking. Looks help

    • @newsreader4321
      @newsreader4321 4 роки тому +4

      Sounds totally like schizophrenia either that or money makes people into egomaniacs

    • @simranvyas1393
      @simranvyas1393 4 роки тому +27

      Just like Timothèe Chalamet

    • @gizmomac1520
      @gizmomac1520 4 роки тому +4

      I'd love Kristen Stewart and Miles McKenna to interview each other in a room together! They give off the same vibes tbh imo 😂🤣 #biicon #transicon

    • @jorgechavarria4799
      @jorgechavarria4799 4 роки тому +10

      True tho. The other two is how we look if we try to be like her 😂😂😂😂

  • @emmasagittarius7694
    @emmasagittarius7694 7 років тому +17394

    "im like so gay dude" i love her bye

  • @JanuaryLovesSelena
    @JanuaryLovesSelena 5 років тому +5924

    I was getting gay vibes from her before I knew what a gay vibe was

  • @softerhaze
    @softerhaze 5 років тому +6539

    imagine being able to own ur awkwardness n being able to talk in front of people without having a panic attack. cant relate.

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 4 роки тому +32

      @Kai Evans yes. When i was a teenager i was so numb it was impossible for my to say more than "yes" and "no". Now as a 30year old is not like im the king of the party but you learn to manage yourself at least to interact and have a decent conversation.

    • @gabrielagro443
      @gabrielagro443 4 роки тому +3

      @Kai Evans hahaha my thoughts exactly

    • @ttommytom
      @ttommytom 4 роки тому +13

      I can. I have a fear of being watched. I was a college, then professional, baseball player. Worst position for said fear:
      Pitcher. Walking TO the mound was the hardest part. I felt like 1000's of eyes ripping me up. Walking off was not as bad (I ran off) but you could still feel it. Pitching itself, you lock into one face in the crowd, during some moments. You can't look into your own dugout or god forbid, the opponents. They'll rip you apart. To block the voices, you lock into the 3rd baseman's voice. You have to ask him to repeat your nickname (we all have one) LOUD and it blocks out the world. You then lock into the 4 corners (The Catcher's knees and shoulders) and look for the spot you want to throw the ball. Once in the wind-up, it's locked in brain, dead silence and muscle memory. Like a car accident. Slow motion silence. If you think, you're done. That's why some people stop catching passes, throwing strikes or missing putts. They start thinking. I did have a horrible senior year of HS. Almost cost me my scholarship. Kept me from getting drafted. But I fixed it. I went and threw 1000 pitches against a fence and pretended 1000 people were watching. I heard a voice at a game close by and came up with the 3rd baseman idea. Worked.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 роки тому +15

      I know her secret because I have it the same way. She doesn't control her anxiety and not have a panic attack, she instead goes up anyway even though she's mid panic attack and just focuses on what she practiced.

    • @genki2705
      @genki2705 3 роки тому +1

      it's so contradicting. I can't make a head or a tail with it. She is an actress. She has to enjoy the attention, otherwise her career choice would have made no sense. Sometimes I think that her awkwardness is played

  • @shelletemisfit
    @shelletemisfit 4 роки тому +3458

    Kate McKinnon and Kristen Stewart on one stage.... The gay energy in this room... is ASTRONOMICAL

    • @lcephoenix
      @lcephoenix 3 роки тому +58

      This is the comment I was looking for. Like seriously! Made my gay heart so happy to see them on stage together!

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot 3 роки тому +18

      With Aidy bringing the bi energy! CRITICAL GAY MASS

    • @Diwnaodorhnwk
      @Diwnaodorhnwk 2 роки тому

      @@IntrusiveThot is gay not the same as bisexual

    • @alezanders
      @alezanders 2 роки тому +5

      @@Diwnaodorhnwk Gay means you like the same gender, bisexual means you like more than one gender

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot 2 роки тому +5

      @@Diwnaodorhnwk gay is also often used as a shorthand for queer folks in general as well! That was my intention with my comment

  • @odgykins
    @odgykins 7 років тому +15576

    "I'm so gay, dude..."
    fucking iconic.

    • @IAMTheNerdHerd
      @IAMTheNerdHerd 7 років тому +255

      It's been a pretty open secret that she's gay for a while now, but It's still pretty awesome that she officially came out like that!

    • @ivand9610
      @ivand9610 7 років тому +6

      IAMTheNerdHerd it's terrible and against sharia law inchalla

    • @rachelamber4967
      @rachelamber4967 7 років тому +17

      Audrey Vasquez fucking love her!

    • @IAMTheNerdHerd
      @IAMTheNerdHerd 7 років тому +106

      Why would her being bisexual have anything to do with Robert Pattison wanting to be with her? Being bi doesn't make you more likely to cheat you know, it just means that you're attracted to men and women...

    • @mkisdumb
      @mkisdumb 7 років тому +12

      IAMTheNerdHerd *mic drop*
      you are someone who actually understands us

  • @lilychild1634
    @lilychild1634 5 років тому +7099

    “I’m like so gay dude” I think that was really brave of her

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 4 роки тому +18

      @Sammy Smith ikr how is getting along with the "agenda" being brave.

    • @THEAnnEla
      @THEAnnEla 4 роки тому +127

      I agree. Even she was told not to hold hands with her girlfriend in public so that she doesn't close some doors for herself in the film industry. It is still brave to do so in hollywood, it is full of homophobic and shitty people. What I find quite controversial is the fact that I think she said it just because they wrote it into her monologue, because it would be really a statement, but she actually said on several occasions after this moment that she is actually fluid and doesn't really want to put a label on herself, so Idk what to think about this public "come out"...

    • @dollface6104
      @dollface6104 4 роки тому +56

      @Sammy Smith it's still brave and will always be, until people stop being dickheads.

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie 4 роки тому +4

      @@mars9234 lmaooooooooooo... Love that

    • @heydeanie
      @heydeanie 4 роки тому +19

      @Keyser Söze to be fair, one can realize a little late that they are gay. We don't all know everything about ourselves at a young age ... Especially with something like this, a person can be in denial with themselves. However, in this case, I did read somewhere she is Bi...

  • @natutw71
    @natutw71 5 років тому +5778

    kristen's mind: Don't swear, don't swear, don't swear, don't swear, don't swear...
    (At the end:) Great! I made it, I didn't swear!
    Kristen: *swears*
    Kristen's mind: SO CLOSE!

    • @notname4414
      @notname4414 4 роки тому +14

      Thats what i dont like about lesbians they think they can swear like a man but they dont know how to control that power Lol

    • @AlkisenSuper
      @AlkisenSuper 4 роки тому +217

      @@notname4414 Oh my God, could you be any more eyerollingly stupid? She's not the first one who swore accidentally on the show.

    • @justthatgirl-ct4jo
      @justthatgirl-ct4jo 4 роки тому +5

      @@AlkisenSuper lol I think it was a joke

    • @sandras2624
      @sandras2624 4 роки тому +44

      @@justthatgirl-ct4jo i sure hope so, cuz it indeed was eyerollingly stupid

    • @slothi_one
      @slothi_one 4 роки тому +36

      i get that this was a joke but that can easily offend quite a few people, not that funny :/ especially with the fact that you directed this towards lesbians and used the phrase "like a man" like come on, its the 21st century

  • @Katie-mw7pd
    @Katie-mw7pd 7 років тому +10642

    Her accidentally swearing was so adorable.

    • @freetobe2111
      @freetobe2111 7 років тому +33

      Kati e Im sure she couldnt possibly have planned that in advance. Nope. Uh-uh.

    • @darkprose
      @darkprose 7 років тому +33

      It really was.

    • @yurikoshinigami
      @yurikoshinigami 7 років тому +86

      and the way she handle it was hilarious jajaja so cute

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 7 років тому +24

      ...* adorkable...XD

    • @natgotmotion
      @natgotmotion 7 років тому +2

      When

  • @adriennev5636
    @adriennev5636 7 років тому +2622

    when she read the tweets it makes me think of how much trump sounds like a teenage girl gossiping about a popular couple in high school 😂

    • @thegossipswan009
      @thegossipswan009 7 років тому +75

      He's the real gossip girl, not Dan lol

    • @dasiasaur
      @dasiasaur 7 років тому +4

      thegossipswan009 so true though

    • @rtalpha4172
      @rtalpha4172 7 років тому

      Adrienne V rebrnfmrhykhr
      yr h g jh
      hgmdhnfnn

    • @joeddemicamprock
      @joeddemicamprock 7 років тому +3

      ahahahahah

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 7 років тому +6

      when she read the tweets it makes me think of how much trump sounds like a teenage girl gossiping about a popular couple in high school 😂

  • @Hahahahaaahaahaa
    @Hahahahaaahaahaa 5 років тому +3894

    Imagine cheating on everyone you've ever married, then ragging on a celebrity you don't know over twitter about her fidelity with a fake boyfriend, oh and then you still get to be president.

    • @catycristina12
      @catycristina12 4 роки тому +88

      Shit. Your comment is soooo underrated, dude! 😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @louiseklinkhammer3148
      @louiseklinkhammer3148 4 роки тому +15

      Fake?

    • @catycristina12
      @catycristina12 4 роки тому +42

      @@louiseklinkhammer3148 yeah, they where dating just for publicity.

    • @luciewilfart1374
      @luciewilfart1374 4 роки тому +99

      No! They were really dating. They say it on an interview :)

    • @ililililliil
      @ililililliil 4 роки тому +99

      @@catycristina12 that's funny because Kristen herself confirmed that they were actually dating and she actually cheated and hurt Robert

  • @Ryan_Cohen
    @Ryan_Cohen 7 років тому +2240

    She rocked that dress!

    • @mayursurpurkar3428
      @mayursurpurkar3428 5 років тому +10

      The Crazy Ace Finally, somebody said it. I mean it's been two years, but still. 🤝💯

    • @brandonsamuels6457
      @brandonsamuels6457 4 роки тому +1

      And those louboutin so kates.

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 9 місяців тому

      You just need to toss it over your head, how couldn’t you pull this off? And it doesn’t make her look less like a coat rack, actually makes her look more like one.

  • @sweetupon3551
    @sweetupon3551 7 років тому +6459

    '' he is probably in love with my boyfriend '' 😂😂 true

    • @deniserossiter1059
      @deniserossiter1059 5 років тому +49

      Sweet Upon 😂😆That was hilarious!! Best monolog EVER!! Can’t imagine what it would feel like to wake-up to the POTUS tweeting about your break-up 11x like he has nothing better to do!! The dude is seriously unhinged & worries me..no joke!

    • @lenilutang7141
      @lenilutang7141 4 роки тому +52

      "my boyfriend"😍😍😍

    • @nawrinesa7160
      @nawrinesa7160 4 роки тому +8

      Back in then,i too thought if Donald Trump is in love with him or not😆😅😆

    • @madfree101
      @madfree101 4 роки тому +19

      Aren’t we all

    • @ps1hagrid964
      @ps1hagrid964 3 роки тому +1

      I changed your like from 3k to 3.1k

  • @NK-he6eq
    @NK-he6eq 6 років тому +726

    For someone with social anxiety, Kristen sure killed it!

    • @call-me-special
      @call-me-special 2 роки тому

      Fuck you that’s so backhanded lol

    • @Hereandqueer
      @Hereandqueer Рік тому +1

      She has social anxiety?

    • @danielgoncalves6438
      @danielgoncalves6438 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Hereandqueernah she just says she has it to look cool...but it's also for people forgive her for being such a bad actor but we don't.

    • @certifiedleviextras
      @certifiedleviextras 2 місяці тому

      @@danielgoncalves6438 She's not a bad actor lol. The way the writers of Twilight wrote Bella is just outrageous, and she did her job and acted everything exactly according to script.

    • @ben0789
      @ben0789 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@certifiedleviextras bella was awkward in the books to.

  • @ladyaarion
    @ladyaarion 7 років тому +4662

    I regret hating her when I was like 10. Kristen seems amazing and cool

    • @yoloswag6404
      @yoloswag6404 7 років тому +4

      Zack Fisher good one

    • @Delephene
      @Delephene 7 років тому +49

      Zack Fisher If you're going to call someone a "faggot" could you at least use proper grammar?

    • @ladyaarion
      @ladyaarion 7 років тому +57

      Zack Fisher I think I lost 10 neurons by reading your comment

    • @sofficoto
      @sofficoto 7 років тому +14

      I’m really gay for her now, amazing how much things changed since 2012

    • @yasigreen9800
      @yasigreen9800 6 років тому +3

      Mike Pee Go fuck yourself

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi 7 років тому +8879

    "Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again." The guy who's had three wives would know all about cheating, right?

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 7 років тому +204

      OH SNAP. I bet he would spin a line of bullshit about how men aren't supposed to be monogamous because of survival of the fittest and spreading their seed and UGH NOW I HAVE A MENTAL IMAGE OF TRUMP'S SEED. DO NOT WANT.

    • @newsoul1
      @newsoul1 7 років тому +37

      OOOHH BURN

    • @lorinadevcic3743
      @lorinadevcic3743 7 років тому +11

      What-If Machine you really belive that thoose tweets are real ? ? ? wow..

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 7 років тому +17

      +What-If Machine You should check out what Keith Olbermann had to say about Trump's relationship with dogs and how he uses the wording "cheated like a dog", "treated like a dog" all over the place.

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel 7 років тому +98

      Three wives and fawns over his own daughter like the most pervy fuck on earth.

  • @resmerelish2830
    @resmerelish2830 4 роки тому +1043

    When she said, "I'm so gay dude."
    I felt that

    • @jenni2766
      @jenni2766 3 роки тому

      2:24

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 9 місяців тому

      Ok, gay people usually do. I feel that, but I don’t see why she has to flaunt it, pretend it’s brave and advertise herself

  • @JSPJB
    @JSPJB 7 років тому +3337

    "Alessia Cara is here.. and I'll never come back" lol. Kristen will be back. She was great in every skit.

    • @csic123
      @csic123 6 років тому +42

      JSPJB I hope she doesn't get banned from SNL for dropping the f bomb. And she was a great host.

    • @seanesmith239
      @seanesmith239 5 років тому +22

      Christopher Dorrough she wasn’t lol ppl have done much worse on this show anyway

    • @britneyspearsstan
      @britneyspearsstan 5 років тому +19

      She’s coming back this October 😊

    • @tanishkaprasad8657
      @tanishkaprasad8657 5 років тому +1

      yeah shes prolly coming in season 45

    • @tanishkaprasad8657
      @tanishkaprasad8657 5 років тому +1

      @@britneyspearsstan yesssssssssssss

  • @hakeemsesay15
    @hakeemsesay15 7 років тому +3193

    Honesty from the hate she gets from not looking or acting normal. She seems fine to me.

    • @hakeemsesay15
      @hakeemsesay15 7 років тому +50

      cFc FiRe right she in her twenties still gets nervous in front of crowds. It how she is. And I get why people call her a emotionless actress. I think I heard she she struggles with socializing in public but I still give her probs for hosting snl.

    • @BrodyzVidz
      @BrodyzVidz 7 років тому +1

      abdul great comment and totally agree

    • @occraig
      @occraig 7 років тому +15

      she has been getting good acting roles since 2002(since the was 12)so she is over the whole fame thing and just wants to be a working actor. Scarlett Johansson ask the same way for the same reason

    • @user-yh8li2tm8g
      @user-yh8li2tm8g 7 років тому +30

      i think she act wayyyy more normal than every else on tv. god, i'd be a shivering mess if you put me on live cameras.

    • @jordangreen7567
      @jordangreen7567 7 років тому +5

      Abdul Sesay I think she gets hate for acting in twilight, not being a good actress, and cheating on her boyfriend.

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita154 6 років тому +656

    I've probably replayed 2:21 - 2:30 a thousand times.

  • @florencelove1895
    @florencelove1895 7 років тому +3275

    She's insanely hot.

  • @kicel1252009991_Vankip
    @kicel1252009991_Vankip 7 років тому +3855

    She's oddly attractive and super cute. Love her^-^

  • @samash7302
    @samash7302 4 роки тому +1950

    Remember guys, never judge an actor based on a horrendous franchise....

    • @Phoebe-el7vv
      @Phoebe-el7vv 4 роки тому +70

      Sam Ash i thought twilight was sweet

    • @graceless000
      @graceless000 4 роки тому +46

      Phoebe Beckley I really liked the books, movies could be better at some points but I just love Kristen 🥰

    • @angelabby2379
      @angelabby2379 4 роки тому +82

      Why do people expect an oscar winning movie from a cheesy chick flick fantasy romance i have no idea, i really enjoyed twilight for what it is

    • @margieohara
      @margieohara 4 роки тому +15

      Don't judge a book by its movie

    • @shobhakumari6523
      @shobhakumari6523 3 роки тому +4

      Never Judge An Actress by One "Particular Character" played by her
      But watch others like SPEAK(2004)
      and Portrayal in it.Also, Welcome to the Rileys(James Gandolfini),The Cake Eaters,The Runaways {Iconic Joan Jett},Clouds of Sils Maria
      [Cèsar], Adventureland,Panic Room,
      Etc..

  • @ChickenGeorgeClooney
    @ChickenGeorgeClooney 7 років тому +2980

    Kristen Stewart is severely underrated.

    • @robbylewis6937
      @robbylewis6937 7 років тому +63

      Not really. She's just one of those celebrities that stay off of social media and hates the paparazzi. She wants to do the movies she chooses, promote them, and be left the hell alone.

    • @wgorham93
      @wgorham93 7 років тому +3

      +Jackson DeStefano That's the impression you got from this utterly horrible monologue? I don't have anything against her as a person, but this monologue (and a significant portion of her roles in this whole episode) were extraordinarily bad.

    • @teal7973
      @teal7973 7 років тому +5

      Krisss Bryant camp X-ray!

    • @JustDreamingLife
      @JustDreamingLife 7 років тому

      it's all because of Twilight.

    • @SoWhosGae
      @SoWhosGae 7 років тому +3

      She got Best Actress award in Europe not long ago and she's still young, but they give her main roles in a wide variety of movies, so I wouldn't say she's exactly "underrated", but I kinda get why you say it.

  • @lostmoon7040
    @lostmoon7040 7 років тому +15999

    I've always liked Kristen she gives off really cool vibes even if she is a bit awkward or whatever

    • @mr.mohagany8555
      @mr.mohagany8555 7 років тому +241

      She seems able to get the audience to root for her, like she's made her vulnerability into an asset.

    • @ninaz2101
      @ninaz2101 7 років тому +56

      WTF trump is a PRESIDENT !!
      Wonder which creeps do even like that old sack of fat and inplated hair.
      He’s ruining everything. And America was already great but destroyed by trumps words: Make america great again ectually means: Destroy america and make shit like trump
      he’s a total idiot, i mean, who writes things about kristen as a president? And even such thing? Isn’t that a privately thing? I mean, what’s wrong with that old man. He doesn’t even have a girlfiend who loves him so...he’s a real freak
      And how the hell would he know ANYTHING about kristen and edward except twilight.
      He doesn’t even know why they broke up and writes , yes he writes cauz he’s totally terrified of telling kristen into her face , so he writes she cheated on him?!
      I’m NOT from america but even if I hear not much of trump, i know it’s enough information to know that he’s a freak

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 7 років тому +25

      Right! Like when she dropped her VMA award XD

    • @hannahg8439
      @hannahg8439 6 років тому +64

      She's a lil insecure sometimes, I'd rather call this sweet than awkward :D

    • @misspaola3892
      @misspaola3892 6 років тому +10

      Yeah she's so cool.

  • @Asyipyip
    @Asyipyip 7 років тому +3779

    WHY DID I SPEND MY ANGSTY TEENAGE YEARS HATING HER FOR A SHITTY ROLE IN A SHITTY MOVIE WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER INSTEAD

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 7 років тому +38

      I am right there with ya, my friend.

    • @thebookwurm2736
      @thebookwurm2736 7 років тому +48

      This is literally what I have been asking myself for the past several years.

    • @agi_b
      @agi_b 7 років тому +10

      same

    • @kshdorii
      @kshdorii 7 років тому +56

      It always happens to people with herd mentality who like to jump on the current trendy bandwagon and like to take out their frustration on people they know basically nothing about.

    • @flatearthreality8683
      @flatearthreality8683 7 років тому +38

      i loved her since first time i saw her :))

  • @abbyjupiter
    @abbyjupiter 3 роки тому +471

    My senior quote: “I’m like so gay dude”- Kristen Stewart

  • @s.f.694
    @s.f.694 7 років тому +1405

    I thought that was really cool and genuine. Love Kristen. She kept it real

    • @freetobe2111
      @freetobe2111 7 років тому

      S. Y. She certainly kept trying to "look real." We get it....

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 9 місяців тому

      “She told us all her fetishes and went into detail about her cheating, she kept it so real”

  • @elizabethnylam
    @elizabethnylam 7 років тому +1124

    She totally nailed that monologue.

  • @ludanvers3701
    @ludanvers3701 3 роки тому +190

    I can just imagine Robert reaction to those tweets

  • @internetslayer9000
    @internetslayer9000 7 років тому +4589

    My gayness just intensified

    • @allen8575
      @allen8575 7 років тому +5

      Lolol fuck, same.

    • @cloroxnosplashbleach7189
      @cloroxnosplashbleach7189 7 років тому +3

      iputtheinternetonmyback i just say your comment on another video. Dont worry i liked them both.

    • @paladinv4709
      @paladinv4709 7 років тому +5

      My straightness just intensified

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 7 років тому

      No gold star for you! loljk

    • @Bia-vg1qf
      @Bia-vg1qf 6 років тому

      Same tho

  • @esmeathena520
    @esmeathena520 7 років тому +1488

    Nice to see that she's finally comfortable with herself and who she is...and I'm not talking about her confirming she's gay.

    • @Musicisremylife
      @Musicisremylife 7 років тому +3

      Esme Athena She's cobfirmed it before in interviews so it's not news

    • @AlliesBeautyTips
      @AlliesBeautyTips 7 років тому

      is she gay or bisexual tho

    • @lovelyxskinny
      @lovelyxskinny 7 років тому +2

      MyreW30 how come she only dated men and only had sex with men until a few years ago?? she legit liked men . I feel like men didn't like her so she's pretending to be gay

    • @travissch9375
      @travissch9375 7 років тому +62

      lovelyxskinny That's not a thing. I dated women, had sex with women. Am I pretending to be gay? That's makes no sense.

    • @nialg202
      @nialg202 7 років тому +12

      She said she was bisexual didn't she?

  • @katiepurry18
    @katiepurry18 6 років тому +612

    i think i'm gay, back when twilight was such a hit, my friends were so obsessed between team jacob or edward, and i was in the corner. trying to hide the fact that i only cared about kristen!

    • @shanjaliarul6077
      @shanjaliarul6077 3 роки тому +24

      Same! I found her more attractive than either of the men 🤣

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 роки тому +13

      Team Kristen!

    • @brianna37
      @brianna37 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness HELL YES

    • @brianna37
      @brianna37 3 роки тому +4

      For me it was my friends were obsessed with one direction and had crushes on them....I was obsessed with my friends and (in retrospect, definitely) had crushes on some of them ._.

    • @olivagulabjan9
      @olivagulabjan9 3 роки тому

      same

  • @ngawangdheden7277
    @ngawangdheden7277 7 років тому +2434

    love how American telly takes cursing so seriously. In Britain, we have comedy shows, especially, throwing cuss words left and right and no one gives a toss.

    • @AaronOwenSmith
      @AaronOwenSmith 7 років тому +59

      You must be really proud.

    • @jbhns
      @jbhns 7 років тому +23

      it's the same here in the francophone part of Europa, we do this sometimes and it's not that big deal...

    • @markmaguk
      @markmaguk 7 років тому +118

      Yes we are. Fucking proud.

    • @heyyou1198
      @heyyou1198 7 років тому +3

      Ngawang Dheden only on network television.

    • @GameThruz
      @GameThruz 7 років тому +2

      Yeah but not "Fuck".

  • @joeysvehla2309
    @joeysvehla2309 7 років тому +3121

    Our president is a guy who got genuinely butt hurt over a relationship that 14 year old girls hardly cared about. Lord have mercy.

    • @hassanbt5433
      @hassanbt5433 6 років тому +22

      Megan J "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

    • @Mohamed-jb9yx
      @Mohamed-jb9yx 6 років тому +38

      Macy J
      Clinton had a sexual relationship outside his marriage which is bad and irresponsible. So is Trump. But the fact Trump cared the relationship of such actors creeps me out.

    • @hannahamaya8439
      @hannahamaya8439 6 років тому +2

      Yay I’m the 666th like

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 5 років тому

      @@Mohamed-jb9yx did He?

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 5 років тому +7

      @@Mohamed-jb9yx Even if he didn't become president, dude, he was 70 at the time.

  • @thethrashpanda
    @thethrashpanda 4 роки тому +354

    Alright, who’s here from the “Happiest Season” trailer??
    Edit: Go watch the film. It was amazing. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fangirl.

    • @yerayarbelaez9164
      @yerayarbelaez9164 4 роки тому +4

      me

    • @thethrashpanda
      @thethrashpanda 4 роки тому +2

      @@yerayarbelaez9164 wooooorrrrddddd

    • @skatergrl13
      @skatergrl13 3 роки тому +7

      It was so so good, great plot, great characters and so funny

    • @thethrashpanda
      @thethrashpanda 3 роки тому +1

      @@skatergrl13 Especially John

    • @800Ms-k6n
      @800Ms-k6n 3 роки тому +2

      Watching Kristen playing a lesbian character in which she's just being herself makes me happy idk why 😂😂

  • @sophocles8761
    @sophocles8761 7 років тому +2077

    If those tweets are real then I despair for America ...

    • @tobyw5442
      @tobyw5442 7 років тому +95

      some of those tweets are still up

    • @sophocles8761
      @sophocles8761 7 років тому +80

      Tamizh Vignesh both those tweets were sent five years ago when Trump was 65 YEARS OLD he is old enough to be Kristin's grandfather!

    • @blackdog8245
      @blackdog8245 7 років тому +110

      They're real unfortunately.

    • @fififornow8031
      @fififornow8031 7 років тому +12

      Sopho Cles yup. Real from five years ago lmao

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 7 років тому +7

      +Sopho Cles That would explain Trump's immaturity. Hopefully he will start acting like an adult at the age of 70.

  • @elisiamangiacotti7001
    @elisiamangiacotti7001 7 років тому +939

    what a badass queen

  • @rdifede89
    @rdifede89 5 років тому +673

    The line “I’m like, sooo gay dude” made me lesbian pregnant.

  • @KayleighExOh
    @KayleighExOh 7 років тому +1024

    I love that she accidentally swore it just puts the cherry on top haha

    • @youthofyesterdayrecords
      @youthofyesterdayrecords 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, that so wasn't planned.

    • @Beth_4
      @Beth_4 5 років тому +14

      @@youthofyesterdayrecords no you could tell it wasnt planned

    • @kmnji
      @kmnji 4 роки тому +4

      @@Beth_4 she said in an interview with jimmy fallon that it was accidental

  • @BriGuyIL1980
    @BriGuyIL1980 7 років тому +437

    Kristen Stewart said fuck on live TV. She is now the greatest person ever.

    • @karyv1308
      @karyv1308 7 років тому

      Brian Moore like why is that a big deal tho? like everyone got surprised

    • @BriGuyIL1980
      @BriGuyIL1980 7 років тому +7

      Because saying fuck on live network TV is taboo breaking, even though it was accidental.

    • @levythemenn7906
      @levythemenn7906 7 років тому +6

      Brian Moore SNL stars have gotten fired before if they swear even once I'm pretty sure it cost the network a ton of money

    • @BriGuyIL1980
      @BriGuyIL1980 7 років тому +7

      Levy The Menn
      Oh, no doubt. Jenny Slate accidentally said fuck once and Charlie Rocket said fuck once on purpose and both got canned. I hate that they came down so hard on Jenny even though it was an accident.

    • @halabrdave
      @halabrdave 7 років тому

      What about saying SHIT instead

  • @sandras2624
    @sandras2624 4 роки тому +177

    whenever i see her my bisexual heart just kind of bursts

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 9 місяців тому

      You don’t have a chance with her, sorry

  • @sulabhparajuli
    @sulabhparajuli 7 років тому +603

    SHE IS SO FUCKING PRETTY. HER PERSONALITY IS JUST AMAZING

    • @kirinyardberry1324
      @kirinyardberry1324 7 років тому +1

      She's a celebrity.

    • @DemoTrucking
      @DemoTrucking 7 років тому +1

      sulabh parajuli She is shy don't know how BUT...

    • @charlcarlitis7821
      @charlcarlitis7821 7 років тому

      Absolutely right Sulabh parajuli!

    • @frankstanks4399
      @frankstanks4399 7 років тому

      Are you kidding me?? Lemme guess Kanye's top of your playlist too? Go home.

  • @L0veepanicc
    @L0veepanicc 7 років тому +1784

    I love how cringey this girl always is but she keeps going on TV even though she has social anxiety *applause*

    • @Widestone001
      @Widestone001 7 років тому +125

      It seems that she is getting control over the anxiety - In some parts she seemed really natural and herself, even.
      Either that or she's a really good actress.
      Both work for her choice of carreer, so yay Kristen! :-)

    • @isaac10231
      @isaac10231 7 років тому +2

      Juliette DB I think that's part of the act

    • @Crimson11100
      @Crimson11100 7 років тому +30

      I admire her. I have anxiety too, but I cannot deal with it as well as she does.

    • @MsOverrated90
      @MsOverrated90 7 років тому +2

      Lool. I thought by now she would find a way to deal with it, and do something about it. But I guess her approach is to just embrace it...

    • @michaeljenkins7024
      @michaeljenkins7024 7 років тому +3

      It's utter BS. Anyone with real anxiety issues couldn't possibly have lived the life she's led. It just wouldn't be possible.

  • @monsieurmorales2566
    @monsieurmorales2566 4 роки тому +163

    "I think he's in love with *my boyfriend* " ❤️😭😭

  • @NOTMYPRESIDENT-f7e
    @NOTMYPRESIDENT-f7e 7 років тому +1065

    She did soooooo well..I love how comfortable she is with herself. Shes dating an absolutely stunning girl..Well Done Kristen

    • @NOTMYPRESIDENT-f7e
      @NOTMYPRESIDENT-f7e 7 років тому +79

      Ffion Dougherty Umm what homosexuality isnt comfortable for humanity..or do you mean YOUR NOT COMFORTABLE WITH HOMOSEXUALITY..

    • @claraision1664
      @claraision1664 7 років тому +40

      Ffion Dougherty As a gay human being, I can promise you that I am very comfortable lmfao

    • @christianamelillo5438
      @christianamelillo5438 7 років тому +4

      Ffion Dougherty LOL talk about a moral compass...

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked 7 років тому +22

      +Ffion Doughtety Ah ... so you speak for all humanity do you? I have a _serious_ bone to pick with your sorry ass. BTW, the only one you're fooling is yourself. Your homophobia is your own. It does *not* belong to 'humanity' as you seem to think.

    • @Sponsi_PL
      @Sponsi_PL 7 років тому +1

      COMFORTABLE? She is a wreck here! It's a freaking disaster!

  • @gryffindor_weasley3476
    @gryffindor_weasley3476 7 років тому +1337

    That's why Donald treats Melina in a shitty way. He has been in love with Robert the whole time. #Sad

    • @Shivanikaw
      @Shivanikaw 7 років тому +1

      Is there another women in his life named Melina!! I thought it was only Melania....

    • @TheWayIRage
      @TheWayIRage 7 років тому

      Jeea hahahah #sad

    • @ghettosteeve
      @ghettosteeve 7 років тому

      oh shit dude its Bogie!
      sup?

    • @ryanbeaty4893
      @ryanbeaty4893 7 років тому

      Wow, you're really desperate to be right, aren't you?

    • @Shivanikaw
      @Shivanikaw 7 років тому

      Ryan Beaty : this is important news, need not get confused with incorrect names

  • @rashishivgotra8558
    @rashishivgotra8558 4 роки тому +35

    She is full of confident.....and she speaks soo beautifully

  • @mangomatt15
    @mangomatt15 7 років тому +75

    OMG I want to give her a hug. She is amazing

  • @sybaritesphynx8057
    @sybaritesphynx8057 7 років тому +1890

    Trump obsessively tweeting about her love life, Sean Spicer obsessively tweeting about Dippin Dots... just what kind of crazies are running this country????

    • @yourface3154
      @yourface3154 7 років тому +2

      He didn't tweet about her...

    • @luckyshots3094
      @luckyshots3094 7 років тому +30

      Those were real tweets.

    • @Informatic1
      @Informatic1 7 років тому +14

      +Triston Charge they were real, look them up. I'm shocked, I honestly thought that was just a meta joke

    • @StevenGolden
      @StevenGolden 7 років тому +31

      You've also got Mike Pence who thinks electrocuting gays makes them straight

    • @kathrynhansen9128
      @kathrynhansen9128 7 років тому +6

      Nick agent, I'm sure it's not wasted.

  • @sapphic_edits592
    @sapphic_edits592 5 років тому +122

    her cursing and then realizing it is the best this ever
    so is the “i’m so gay dude”

  • @sarabroyles3153
    @sarabroyles3153 7 років тому +473

    It's safe to say Kristen Stewart is my favorite host so far.

  • @b3An404
    @b3An404 7 років тому +1393

    OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!
    ALL THE GAYS WERE JUST WAITING FOR HER TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!!! WE HAVE COOKIES!

    • @aloponce1677
      @aloponce1677 7 років тому +1

      Sinks & Trapdøørs Now We're so Happy!!!

    • @richardcard82
      @richardcard82 7 років тому +14

      Give her back please!

    • @portopilzi
      @portopilzi 7 років тому +17

      Sinks & Trapdøørs YES IKR I WAS LIKE: "SHE FINALLY SAID IT YAAAS"

    • @secretgo1
      @secretgo1 7 років тому +2

      What is wrong with you people

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 7 років тому

      Alo Ponce Was this a "real" moment? She wasn't just goofin Trump? She has had "that" unique hairstyle going for a bit. And her energy is just.......oooof! She is done with boys! Cool

  • @EpsilonEridani_
    @EpsilonEridani_ 6 років тому +248

    I think many of us that were oh, about 11 or so when Twilight first came out probably hated her irrationally and then later discovered we weren’t straight and now here we are today in our early 20s, half in love with her

    • @elenaKS230
      @elenaKS230 5 років тому +1

      Juice why must you attack me like this?

    • @wildwesley9328
      @wildwesley9328 5 років тому +2

      This reaches me on a spiritual level

    • @sceneandemo4ever
      @sceneandemo4ever 3 роки тому +6

      I was unintentionally obsessed with her. Like i wanted yo be her. Now as an adult, still obsessed with her but in a gay way

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 3 роки тому +1

      Idk man, always loved her.
      And Jacob.
      And Alice.
      And Jasper.
      Gotta love the himbo🙄
      Victoria was always peeking up on the list too.
      Oh, and Rosalie.
      So from what I gathered. Young me was all about the movies and knew absolutely nothing outside of it👨‍🦲👍 And was also always very gay.
      I couldnt understand why anyone disliked her🤷‍♀️

  • @EveForbiddenFruit
    @EveForbiddenFruit 7 років тому +85

    Kristen has legitimately been one of my favorite actresses for years, and I loved her on SNL tonight. She was clearly nervous though. But I would be too if I were hosting my favorite show.

  • @The2011Godfather
    @The2011Godfather 7 років тому +1954

    How can anyone think Kristen is ugly? The girl oozes sex appeal in a non-conventional way. ;D

    • @heather7773
      @heather7773 7 років тому +14

      Ajay G seriously!! i love her hair and everything, really adds to the dark and sexy look

    • @busterthe2
      @busterthe2 7 років тому +3

      Ajay G Yeah Edward Scissorhands is so hot

    • @heather7773
      @heather7773 7 років тому +6

      busterthe2 ok now that you say that, i definitely see a resemblance!

    • @tabortoothtiger7580
      @tabortoothtiger7580 7 років тому +5

      Well, to be honest, I found Edward Scissorhands hot...Weird, but hot..I mean, anything that Johnny Depp does is hot, to be fair...lol

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 7 років тому +8

      Ajay G Cause people think that they are supposed to hate Twilight

  • @jumpforjoy6
    @jumpforjoy6 3 роки тому +116

    I love how Kristen has had the balls to host SNL twice now even though people say she's awkward and Robert Pattinson won't do it lol

    • @lujorom9172
      @lujorom9172 2 роки тому

      Why won’t he do it?

    • @Artilleroo1886
      @Artilleroo1886 2 роки тому +1

      He doesn’t need to do it😂😂

    • @jumpforjoy6
      @jumpforjoy6 2 роки тому +3

      @@Artilleroo1886 nobody needs to. Some dare to

    • @Artilleroo1886
      @Artilleroo1886 2 роки тому

      @@jumpforjoy6 I mean I hate to be an ass but she definitely needed to for relevancy.

    • @Artilleroo1886
      @Artilleroo1886 2 роки тому +2

      @@jumpforjoy6 and tbh it’s pretty shameless to stand on stage and talk about the time you cheated on your partner.

  • @sydnigrace.1444
    @sydnigrace.1444 7 років тому +188

    she seems so much happier and more confident.

  • @sophieb2510
    @sophieb2510 7 років тому +638

    Two of my favourite lesbians on one stage, is this real??

  • @catycristina12
    @catycristina12 4 роки тому +44

    The best part about this is that I have no clue if she is just acting or really nervous... Like... Wow. Confused. But loved it!!! 😄

  • @kirikiri2381
    @kirikiri2381 7 років тому +250

    I gotta say I've never like Kristen Stewart as an actress but on SNL she was damn awesome ! I was so wrong :) In this season of SNL so far episode with Kristen hosting is my absolute favourite

  • @sixtowock
    @sixtowock 7 років тому +89

    Okay if you think Donald has the right to tweet those kinda stuff and try to deal with other people's love life, you have a problem, go and see a doctor.

    • @wyattcole5452
      @wyattcole5452 9 місяців тому

      “ do you have a serious problem if you think that the law is actually how we do things” do you know what having a right to do something means? It doesn’t mean you have a privilege. It doesn’t mean your privilege can be taken away. Learn English, or learn American law. Or don’t get involved in general

  • @pnoipr8
    @pnoipr8 5 років тому +93

    4:33 and she'll be back this Saturday, 2 years later.

  • @Haddy29
    @Haddy29 7 років тому +694

    I love her so fucking much

  • @wtfigabor
    @wtfigabor 7 років тому +115

    to be fair, when I saw she'll host, I thought this will be the coolest fucking thing too. and in just the monologue she proved me right haha

  • @shr2310
    @shr2310 3 роки тому +69

    "I'm like so gay dude"
    Mood mood mood

  • @pyromaniac6084
    @pyromaniac6084 7 років тому +803

    just here to say I always thought Kristen Stewart was hot. Everyones on the bandwagon now. but its okay. theres enough room

    • @Veryfaery
      @Veryfaery 7 років тому +1

      Pyro Maniac ikr lile i love her so much but the twilight movie is my least favorite movie shes played in

    • @delilahhash7233
      @delilahhash7233 6 років тому +4

      I think that's why I loved twilight so much as a kid. I always thought she was so beautiful and she has the cutest facial expressions. I've thought that for years and I'm glad she's so successful.

    • @ashhole7240
      @ashhole7240 6 років тому

      You win?

    • @brandoncole6358
      @brandoncole6358 5 років тому

      I thought she was hot when i was 12 then after watching a few of her movies i found her annoying and bland just like the majority of ppl lmao

    • @baileymichelle2218
      @baileymichelle2218 5 років тому

      Pyro Maniac I’ve been inlove since the twilight days

  • @miekef403
    @miekef403 7 років тому +249

    Kristen Stewart may be awkward, but deep inside we're all the same. I love her so much, she's awesome

  • @artbyfranzel
    @artbyfranzel 3 роки тому +17

    2:26 best part

  • @44hunterbug
    @44hunterbug 7 років тому +679

    Can she marry me please omg

    • @rdklzkydd
      @rdklzkydd 7 років тому +24

      Buddy, she's gay. There's not gonna be any guys in her.

    • @justiceblackwolf369
      @justiceblackwolf369 7 років тому

      Jay Diggy him who?

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 7 років тому +2

      rdklzkydd We can change gender! Didn't think about that, huh?! We'll take your precious lesbians away from you mwahahahaha!

    • @aliothursaemajoris516
      @aliothursaemajoris516 7 років тому +8

      Bear Arms lol, you'll still be a man

    • @Whosoever141
      @Whosoever141 7 років тому

      Zoe Skittles no

  • @ABRASILERA17
    @ABRASILERA17 7 років тому +51

    I wish her so much joy, opportunity and peace. And I hope she becomes more confident and comfortable and her anxiety fades away 💕 She's absolutely LOVELY!

  • @mah512
    @mah512 3 роки тому +26

    when im depressed i watch this video and i get instantly happy

  • @JoeFunicelli
    @JoeFunicelli 7 років тому +51

    All these years, I had assumed that NBC ran a tape delay of some kind in case something like 4:24 happens.
    You learn something new every day.

    • @gemmaskate
      @gemmaskate 7 років тому +1

      Joe Funicelli Did they? I wasn't watching live

    • @ButteredCalamari
      @ButteredCalamari 7 років тому +8

      I watched it live last night and there was no bleep. Ah, it doesn't really matter anyway, it's late night TV.

    • @PJVids83
      @PJVids83 7 років тому

      I also watched it late last night but all I got was a bleep.

    • @JoeFunicelli
      @JoeFunicelli 7 років тому +6

      I was watching on the east coast and her F-bomb slipped through, no bleep or mute.
      Not a big deal, it just surprised me.

  • @smiller2044
    @smiller2044 7 років тому +124

    okay, now I luv u Kristen Stewart. That was funny!

  • @ushas7255
    @ushas7255 3 роки тому +35

    Say whatever, but she does have her own style and carries herself well in being cheeky, shy etc.

  • @elinah982
    @elinah982 7 років тому +16

    I was shocked to hear Robert's name. she is not vocal about her personal life usually. but I loved it so much!!!!

  • @fatehazkhan
    @fatehazkhan 7 років тому +29

    This is probably one of the coolest Monologues I have seen on SNL. That's just my opinion.

  • @mikeysorrentino8480
    @mikeysorrentino8480 4 роки тому +50

    I never fully realized how attractive she is

  • @haramhassan3093
    @haramhassan3093 7 років тому +9

    she always say "Thank you so much" like this, & i find it super cute❤❤❤😗
    0:26

  • @MelissaNgai
    @MelissaNgai 7 років тому +20

    This monologue was just great!!

  • @felixh9469
    @felixh9469 6 років тому +22

    She’s the most precious women ever. She gives me vibes dude

  • @aristasious
    @aristasious 7 років тому +47

    Kristen, you are a fucking queen, baby.

  • @hoopssheaffer
    @hoopssheaffer 7 років тому +73

    Is it just me, or is this the best SNL season in ages? Thanks Donald.

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 2 роки тому +14

    Her making fun of tweets was hilarious. She shocked me with this monologue. Kristen's amazing!!

  • @britneyblaird5750
    @britneyblaird5750 7 років тому +17

    She did a great job, and seemed genuinely happy to be there.

  • @rowanfaris200
    @rowanfaris200 7 років тому +81

    She handled the swear like a veteran. I'm impressed.

  • @cobrax236
    @cobrax236 5 років тому +17

    Kirsten Steward is so pure! One of the most perfect human beeings in the world.

  • @MonaLisa-oy2zo
    @MonaLisa-oy2zo 7 років тому +87

    Love everything about that woman

  • @AbbeyMerritt
    @AbbeyMerritt 7 років тому +167

    She reminds me so much of Shane from the L Word in this I can't

    • @jaxlar8365
      @jaxlar8365 7 років тому +1

      AGREED

    • @yasigreen9800
      @yasigreen9800 6 років тому

      True , yupp I see it too

    • @pizzarolls6008
      @pizzarolls6008 6 років тому

      Gay question mark

    • @californialinchen
      @californialinchen 6 років тому +3

      Shane wouldn't have worn that dress. She only wore a dress once and we all know she looked "like she was five"... ;) But her body language: totally !

    • @averystoysurprises8279
      @averystoysurprises8279 6 років тому +1

      I think she’s her inspiration

  • @theloner7823
    @theloner7823 4 роки тому +14

    2017: UA-cam recommend
    2018: UA-cam recommend
    2019: UA-cam recommend
    2020: UA-cam recommend
    I end up watching every time ❤️🤙🤙

  • @thegreatgoronda6530
    @thegreatgoronda6530 7 років тому +20

    Wow, Kristen is actually pretty cool. That slip up at the end was adorable.

  • @permafrost92
    @permafrost92 7 років тому +16

    Omg I love Kristin Stewart

  • @kendall354
    @kendall354 6 років тому +9

    “And I’ll never come back” omg how can u not love her

  • @drea3142
    @drea3142 7 років тому +12

    okay but kate's reaction to kristen saying the f word is the cutest thing ever

  • @charlotte4112
    @charlotte4112 7 років тому +132

    She is so beautiful :-)

    • @ginargent5077
      @ginargent5077 7 років тому +4

      Charlotte Cameron I know?Right!

  • @kimphamxx
    @kimphamxx 5 років тому +34

    She is so beautiful her bone structure is gorgeous!

  • @hanifaherlambang7678
    @hanifaherlambang7678 5 років тому +38

    I love her smile and style on Charlie's angels. She crush it. Hopely she always happy like that

  • @ornellasantiago3568
    @ornellasantiago3568 7 років тому +16

    I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH!!! I thought I'll never see her host SNL

  • @alina-roxanatothazan4712
    @alina-roxanatothazan4712 6 років тому +5

    I have been Kristen's fan for 5 years- and knowing all the hate she got years ago I can't believe I got through all this loving comments. Really glad people grew on her !

  • @MayaTheBeeeeee
    @MayaTheBeeeeee 7 років тому +5

    I lóve how confident she seems now. I mean, seeing her from years ago and now, she really seems to be good in her skin.