Will Pack The only truth is everyone has one, everyone has been very close to another one, and some folks love assholes. They love letting assholes have access to their axe whole.
I love Kristen Stewart. Many people may complain about this monologue being “awkward” but in reality she deals with anxiety. I have anxiety as well so seeing her doing this kind of stuff really inspires me.
@@lowri3387of course they can but they’ve found an incredible way to deal with it if they’re a successful actor/actress. They perform in front of people for a living and their face is always everywhere. Pretty sure they’re dealing with their “anxiety” much better than someone on 3 MGs of Xanax every day
0:38 ok so apparently the audience doesn't get it but this is probably the funniest part of the whole clip. She's literally parodying herself, or rather the way she used to act back in her Twilight days when she was an "angsty teen".
As someone who’s loved her since Zathura I’m SO glad all of the Twilight hate has died. She’s so incredible. Personality, looks, talent, she’s the whole package. Watching her now compared to her old interviews is mind blowing. As someone with horrible shakes and anxiety she’s really inspired me to not give a shit damn and keep doing me. Literally have had a crush on her forever 💀
Love Kristen. It's a short monologue but it's just a pleasure to see her hanging out. You don't get the feeling that she's "on" and trying to make you like her. Just wonderful and natural.
not gonna lie I'm fucking crying XD when she asked that guy "how are you?" and he was like "I'm good" and she was like "no really.. how are you" MY EYES STARTED STREAMING TEARS THE VERY SECOND SHE SAID IT LIKE I WANNA CONFIDE IN HER SO BAD AND LIKE I DO AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
I just find it silly how people get so worked up over it. I see the first one has deleted their comment, probably 'cause they realized they overreacted.
@J G have you seen any of her more recent work. (Not attacking just curious) she is really good in them. I feel like a lot of the people that hate her haven't given her a chance or seen any of her recent work after twilight
@J G a movie made the same year as the last twilight. 7 years ago. Have you seen anything she's made in the last 3 years? Did you know she's been working very steadily on the indie sceen for the last 5 years. She's made at least 4 or 5 movies every year since 2014 (except in 2017). You can't book like that if you can't act.
@@samuelluria4744 It's not exactly a Stewart Tartan - I never said it was, it's missing details - but that red had me going "Stewart" straight away. There are many Stewart tartans, this fabric reminds me most of the Royal Stewart tartan from the Victorian era.
@White Marlin I get it, you think having big boobs makes a woman a woman. Now keep that opinion to yourself. No one gives a shit what you consider a feminine body.
Kristen is like the unexpecting real friend that is there for you when some of your other "real" friends abandon you in your time of need. It's like a friendship of endurance and empathy.
Welcome Back Kristen Stewart and congrats for her 2nd time hosting the show. The last time she hosted the show was on February 4, 2017, during the show's 42nd season with musical guest Alessia Cara. 😄😄😀😀
Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome Kristen Stewart! Stewart actually set an SNL first with this episode. She became the first person (actually second, Jenny Slate was kept for the season) to utter the f bomb on SNL and be invited back. Saying the f word on SNL is usually asking to never come back.
If Kristen Stewart asked me "no but really how are you" I would burst out crying
i actually just did like I'm trying to calm down now lol
If she said I hate you I would thank her
@@marsjay1850 :D I hear ya
Same 😅
Me too bro!She’s so cute!❤
“Everybody goes out after work, but they never tell me where they’re going”. Lol literally me
Not literally
shut it
They're doing business, Noneya. Noneya business.
Will Pack
The only truth is everyone has one, everyone has been very close to another one, and some folks love assholes. They love letting assholes have access to their axe whole.
Benjamin von Sück nah they’re all just going to six flags without me
I love Kristen Stewart. Many people may complain about this monologue being “awkward” but in reality she deals with anxiety. I have anxiety as well so seeing her doing this kind of stuff really inspires me.
Her awkwardness resonates so hard with me LOL I feel what she's feeling
J G what, do people in show business can’t have anxiety? 😂
no this is simply something she didn't write and she is not a comedian she is not supposed to know how to make jokes like this
She’s an actress lol. Performing in front of people is literally what she chose to do for a living
@@lowri3387of course they can but they’ve found an incredible way to deal with it if they’re a successful actor/actress.
They perform in front of people for a living and their face is always everywhere.
Pretty sure they’re dealing with their “anxiety” much better than someone on 3 MGs of Xanax every day
Kristen Stewart should be in the Guinness World Records for “coolest person alive”
Yeah she learned how to be cool. I'm like who is she?
no.
@@eddie9559 shhhh
Cool = creepy?
Omg IKR
I love her
"I'm like so gay dude"
Your name defines accuracy btw
0:38 ok so apparently the audience doesn't get it but this is probably the funniest part of the whole clip.
She's literally parodying herself, or rather the way she used to act back in her Twilight days when she was an "angsty teen".
"If you could go ahead and pop that beanie back on"
😆😆
I’d love to go to a Zaa🍕 party with Kristen Stewart and Mr.Shinto ☺️
*pop
i like that she can poke fun at herself and seems more confident now
1:49 "What you do you want from me Kristen Stewart? I said im good"
Idk who styled this outfit but I want them to style my life
"Everybody goes out after work, but they won't tell me where they’re going."
- Andrew Dismukes, a writer at SNL (and as of season 46, a cast member)
Kristen can pull of literally anything ANYTHING
Why does the rest of the audience look like they could be SNL actors?
Dulaya Saennok Pretty sure they were?
Because they are on the "practice squad". Or the writers.
We’re all just actors here ;)
@@David-wy7cj And " I'm just a singer in a Rock n Roll band".
They are the writers!
As someone who’s loved her since Zathura I’m SO glad all of the Twilight hate has died. She’s so incredible. Personality, looks, talent, she’s the whole package. Watching her now compared to her old interviews is mind blowing. As someone with horrible shakes and anxiety she’s really inspired me to not give a shit damn and keep doing me.
Literally have had a crush on her forever 💀
I like Zathura, too!
Did that guy actually turn down a kiss from kristen stewart? Alright you do you man.
He’s a cast member now
A cast member in character answered that. You do YOU.
@@eclectica1wait like they answered this 3 year old question? Where?
I love that she can laugh at herself (like the impression that people do of her all the time). Its a great quality.
That is a helluva outfit.
I'm goth but I dig it. She rocks it.
Was it intentional that she didn’t button her blouse?
Yep, but even as hot as Kristen is, those white crew socks she's wearing are a hard NO! LOL
@@deb1here What's wrong with them?
@@deb1here No, you need the socks.
I am officially over hating Kristen Stewart. She's alright...
Lando Land Same. She’s easy on the eyes.
Lando Land I don't understand how you can't hate someone with no energy. I still feel indifferent
I know lmaoo I can’t explain why
I like that u made it official 😂😭
@@jennygreat4846 you can educate yourself about anxiety and not be a twat
Love Kristen. It's a short monologue but it's just a pleasure to see her hanging out. You don't get the feeling that she's "on" and trying to make you like her. Just wonderful and natural.
not gonna lie
I'm fucking crying XD
when she asked that guy "how are you?"
and he was like "I'm good"
and she was like "no really.. how are you"
MY EYES STARTED STREAMING TEARS THE VERY SECOND SHE SAID IT LIKE I WANNA CONFIDE IN HER SO BAD AND LIKE I DO AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
How can anyone refuse a makeout with Kristen Stewart? Literally my dream :’))
Yupppp
I've always wanted to make out with kristen stewart and more
i think i had a heart attack the second i saw her outfit
That’s a Stewart tartan, I’m surprised she didn’t mention that.
2:03 I would have said, “HELL YES!!!!”
Me too bud
YESSSS I WAS LIKE WTF
Yeah, it's live. I would've turned it around gone up.
Same. Ive always wanted to kiss her
0:34 'Talking about myself'
Damn bro,,,,Its just killing me 🔥
1:21 "Oh, I, I already know all those answers."
Pete: Im an open book, i'll put it all out there
Kristen: in fact its all out there
Pete: ok................bye, that's cool
Hey dumbshit. If you're going to quote the video for attention how about you get the words right you pathetic ass.
This comment sure seems to be making people furious.
I see, I really don't care
I just find it silly how people get so worked up over it. I see the first one has deleted their comment, probably 'cause they realized they overreacted.
Just a bunch of people, hiding behind their screens...starting up crazy ideas
Idk if I want Kristen as my best friend bc she looks like someone u could just talk to for hours or just marry her
I *LOVE* Kyle + Beck at the end! 😆 🙌
I’m just saying guys You NEEEDDD to get brendon Urie on the show
Andrew's "What do you want from me Kristen Stewart?" is so funny to me
"what's up K Stew"? Hahahaha 🤣
I’m straight I’m straight I’m straight
I have to keep repeating that whenever I see Kristin Stewart.
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣 She is something else
She's really going out for my gay heart, huh?🥴
I love her with my whole heart and soul and i hope she is doing great
I was so hoping to see a special cameo. Pete was the most we got
Not gonna lie that was good enough for me
He's busy making movies right now, and on tour
Pete is all we need
@@buckycore
Agreed man
beck & kyle: are we a joke to you?
Was that featured player Andrew Dismukes at 1:51?
Whoa Kristen maybe if you could just pop that beanie back on
This woman has owned my life since the first twilight movie came out😂❤️
I'm with you on the Twilight! Kristen was amazing in all five films! You're blessed as a true fan! Keep loving her!!! And stay safe!!
Same 😍
Edward Creter this is so sweet, thank you and have a nice day!❤️
Same, I used to copy her mannerisms, she's so unique. Everytime I see her I'm just like wow.
2:46 I alWayS keeP it GrEASy cleAN ehHEHE
1:15 i love how she's just cheking her out
I just love her. She is so genuine. Id love to be her friend.
shes come a long way since her last SNL show! love her and so proud
I’m so in love with her
you are a woman for gods sake. dont be stupid
Flat Earth Reality Kristen is gay, you know that right. Also how homophobic are you
Flat Earth Reality the energy of a flat earther telling someone else not to be stupid is putrid
You and me both. The Kristen Stewart effect swings both directions. Stay a true fan, and I will do the same!! Love always!!!
same
Kristen Stewart’s face really is perfect
No to kissing Kristen Stewart? Yeah... we know why they don't tell you where they're going, buddy! LOL
I love the awkward but adorable monologue she gave! Love her
She's so adorably awkward!
@J G Obviously, that's how she ended up hosting SNL. Twice. Idiot.
@J G have you seen any of her more recent work. (Not attacking just curious) she is really good in them. I feel like a lot of the people that hate her haven't given her a chance or seen any of her recent work after twilight
@J G a movie made the same year as the last twilight. 7 years ago. Have you seen anything she's made in the last 3 years? Did you know she's been working very steadily on the indie sceen for the last 5 years. She's made at least 4 or 5 movies every year since 2014 (except in 2017). You can't book like that if you can't act.
@J G didn't ask you to. Just saying.
@J G indeed
Meanwhile, back in Scotland, Clan Stewart are wondering what the hell happened to their Tartan.
Brian T - That's not Stewart Tartan, Sir.
@@samuelluria4744 It's not exactly a Stewart Tartan - I never said it was, it's missing details - but that red had me going "Stewart" straight away. There are many Stewart tartans, this fabric reminds me most of the Royal Stewart tartan from the Victorian era.
Brian T - Yeah, you actually DID say it was. Just admit your mistake and move on.
(There are hundreds of tartans, but there's no Stewart without any green in it whatsoever.)
@@samuelluria4744 OK, looks like we have a reading comprehension problem here. Not interested.
That's definitely me when I'm Kristen Stewart and I ask the audience questions
Wanna ask me questions if you could? I'm an open book. A real one. Go ahead, shoot. I'm a KStew fan!
God she’s beautiful!
Kristin was so confident she called out her own acting abilities in the past. Shes so damn cool.
Love her outfit in the opening monologue
the fact that i read the title as the audience questioning her monologue, i was so confused
I like when Kristen has her shirt open. Aesthetically pleasing to me.
that's a really creepy comment
@@ImTheCookieMonster95 Don't really care what you think is and isn't creepy. Thanks for your pointless input! :)
@White Marlin I get it, you think having big boobs makes a woman a woman. Now keep that opinion to yourself. No one gives a shit what you consider a feminine body.
White Marlin and that makes me sooo hard
"What do you want from me Kristen Stewart? I said I'm good!" - said no woman ever.
Kyle and Beck are so slept on, I love them
Kristen is like the unexpecting real friend that is there for you when some of your other "real" friends abandon you in your time of need. It's like a friendship of endurance and empathy.
2:08 Im not a fan, but I gotta give Kristin Stewart props for letting herself be the butt of a joke there.
"What do you want from me Kristen Stewart?"
1:05 Who is that girl, though. I feel like I’ve seen her in the audience before & she’s funny.
rare 2019 andrew dismukes sighting
1:48 I don't know why but this made me lose it XD!
plz im falling for her omg
OMG I love her.she is so beautiful and so cool at the same time and can literally carry any look so well
Kristen is totally adorable.
Her dressing sense is amazing
ok, this one's on me... I can't complain about how awkward this video would be. I mean, the clue was right there in the title!
KStu should be SNL guest as many times as legally possible. She is so talented, funny and beautiful.
This woman is so cool. I love her sm.
Not funny how when she said "no really how are you" i cried so fuckin hard it was hard to breathe lol
More Totinos please!!!❤❤
I'm supposed to be getting things done today. A productive member of society. But I can't stop watching SNL clips.
She is so lovely
"That means Mom." lmao
Did the dude really decline a kiss from Kristen Stewart? No way!
I'd make out with her anytime
It's 5am and I got up early to watch Saturday night live clips! 😎
You gotta be in Europe somewhere lol
Kristen Stewart dresses in her next role as a band member of Tatu
Welcome Back Kristen Stewart and congrats for her 2nd time hosting the show. The last time she hosted the show was on February 4, 2017, during the show's 42nd season with musical guest Alessia Cara. 😄😄😀😀
I'm speechless like what is going on with Kristin's outfit and the hair 😆
Fashion, that's what.
@@Avasaks123 "fashion"
Look it up
I think she looks sexy
She was supposed to strip but they cut it out 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
She’s the best bisexual out there ngl
LMAO BECK AND KYLE LOLLLLLLLLL I LOVE THEM
While she seems happier and more confident in front of the camera.. this was a weak monologue.. SNL could of done better.
Neftaly Duran agreed but hey worse is nothing
Neftaly Duran her last one was great so she gets a pass
Neftaly Duran you “could’ve” written that better.
I think after she dropped an f bomb last time, they weren't gonna chance it.
Omitting Beck Bennett would have been a good start.
Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome Kristen Stewart!
Stewart actually set an SNL first with this episode.
She became the first person (actually second, Jenny Slate was kept for the season) to utter the f bomb on SNL and be invited back.
Saying the f word on SNL is usually asking to never come back.
She is so happy and it makes me so happy
Perfection XD
maybe the best monologue I've ever watched..
talking about ✨myselllff✨💃
She’s so adorable
She became soooooo natural after she declared coming out
Kristen is adorable! Love her!
I love love love her☺️
I am dispointed for not to see Tortino part 3 🤪🤣
All the charisma of a pet rock.
Kind of appreciated her taking Pete down a peg for once, it's been nonstop adoration like the past 2 years for him
Yeah, I really don't get why he's anything at all...
@@darkspd31 really dawg?
I'm glad they invited her back.
Kristen sounds like Monica from friends here
How do people still not get that she plays up the awkward thing? Like Aubrey Plaza
HOW HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS
I ❤️ THAT OUTFIT!
Please upload every part this fast thanks
She did Awesome 👏👏👏👏👏👏