Seeking 12 Impartial New Yorkers | Trump Asks For Wednesdays Off | A Tiny MAGA Mob Assembles
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2024
- With the former president’s criminal trial under way, over 6,000 New Yorkers received summonses for jury duty. The judge denied several of Donald Trump’s requests for days off from the trial, while a small number of the MAGA faithful supported the defendant outside the courthouse.
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I long for the when Trump is no longer in the news.
Ahh. But one day when it actually happens you'll be saying "the news is so boring now. Do you remember when that orange bloke, whatever his name was..- you know, old what's 'is name, used to be getting tried in Court all the time?"
I just hope he becomes president again so that will probably never happen then.
relate. note carefully his backfill. the rnc will find one, so many actors and offensives in play
@@c2757 REALLY? The world will be so EXCITIING when Trump makes his exit, finally.
@@L_M_V EX President Trump will NOT be going into the White House ever again..sorry.
_“He took a little white power nap.“_
Awesome.
😂😂😂😂
His lawyers probably knew he couldn't shut up, and slipped Don Snoreleone an ativan.
Even funnier when Louis Cato interjects, “HEY”.
That joke was a bad time to be eating a cookie
I heard it as “white powder nap” 😂
Admire the courage of the jurors.👍
You know they are going to get threats etc from Don the Cons flying monkey supporters too. They are brave people for sure!!!
Exactly, because if their name gets out they will be harassed by Trump and his minions.
Yes - they are brave and deserve protection and our respect!
Just what I was thinking! I really hope they have intense security protection. Trump's cult members will waste no time in going after them.
"White Power nap"?! Big OUCH...and brilliant jab at Trump/MAGA. Well done, Colbert and writers.❤😅
Brilliant!
There were quite a lot of zingers. That one was definitely the best one, though.
Runner Up - celebrity endorser of SLEEPY CRIME TEA😂
Low key kinda mid. I think the writers room could use some fresh faces to add to the dynamic
Racism. Hatred. Rich. White. Privilege.
Camera. TV.
Trump didn't attend any of his other kid's graduations, but now going to Barron's is super important to him? Sure, Buddy! 🙄
Did not know he knew who Baron was, He does not know Tiffy.
considering the alleged crime he perpetrated and must attend trial for, not going to Barron's HS graduation is quite fitting, don't you think?
@@embreis2257 What Trump won't admit is that Barron doesn't _want_ him to come.
The one time he pays somebody for "services rendered" and it's a crime. It's perfect.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
Funny, he never paid! Cohen paid for him and was sentenced to prison, too!The grift continues. 🎃 😜
@@mickeysmyspiritanimal223Not that it matters much, but it was his repayment to Michael Cohen for the 130,000 dollars recorded as “legal fees” that this whole trial is about. Had he shafted Michael as he had so many people, Bragg would not have had the business records case, pumped up to a felony with a second predicate crime either election interference or tax fraud or both. But you are correct, the actual money given to Stormy came from a line of credit on Michael’s house. Repaid in installments by TFG.
And you know, I've never heard any of Stormy's partners complaining about being left unsatisfied.
😉
I know you're joking, but this isn't about prostitution. He only paid to get her to sign a NDA to protect his 2016 campaign. That's the crime.
OMG Stephen 😂😂 I couldn't get through this without you. Love you Man ❤❤❤
These, and others as well!
No Wednesdays.
Remember all the golf he played while “earning” a president’s salary?
Doubt he’s ever worked a full week in his life.
Every afternoon, Donald had free time for naps or to watch Fox or reels of his "greatest lines" from previous speeches prepared for him by his aides. He was up all night texting insanely, eating KFC & McDonalds & ranting about the thousands of "enemies" including virtually his entire administration from his first 3 years denouncing him. It's interesting that the prosecutors don't have to rely on Trump-hating progressives to make cases against him. Almost all of the witnesses are those who had previously worked with him, worked for him, or associated with him. In other words, his old supporters who actually had time to get to see him up close and personal.
Meh, this call is too easy 🥱
Hell, even when Obama was on the golf course, at least when disaster happened, he picked up the phone and took action!
Can we quickly get to the part where Donnie goes to prison?!
I love Opus. We had several books.
I just don't think they will ever actually put him in jail.
I have lost all faith in our justice system 😢
I wouldn’t count on that, white collars like him don’t go to jail.
You know that's not gonna happen, right?
Not going to happen - not because he doesn’t deserve it. He definitely deserves it. I just don’t have any faith in the justice system when it comes to people like him
He will never go to prison. No one is going to put a former US President in jail. He will be put under his arrest with security and he is have to pay for that security
Trump did not attend HS graduation ceremonies for Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric or Tiffany, either. So no big.
I don't blame him.
No bigly deal.....he's not even able to remember their names these days...lol!
There's no indication he even attended his own.. as his daddy hired folks to take his exams and write his papers!
Plus the judge never said he can't go.
He wasn't wrong about "likely not" though... 😂
@@thomasakagi7545🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
According to Mary Trump, Trump's niece, he has never gone to his other children's high school graduations but suddenly he needs to go to Barron's graduation.
Exactly! Not even Ivanka’s either!
Where was Mary to warn anyone before things went this far?
@@THE-X-Force Mary Trump has been an outspoken critic of her uncle since before he became president. Read her Substack newsletter if you're interested. That's where she said the thing about Trump not attending any of his children's high school graduations.
@@THE-X-Force Who would have believed her ?😞
Mary could not grift before now
I love it when Stephen says something that’s a bit cheeky, and blushes. It’s the most adorable reaction.
See, Trump could have attended Barron's graduation if he had just stayed home after the kid was born.
Who is he kidding? He was never going to attend Barron's graduation.
Haha! I needed that good laugh!!!! Donald needs to keep his zipper locked up, lol
Donnie had porn stars to disappoint.🍄
@@RictusHolloweye It would most likely precident as I'm sure he didn't bother going to any of his other kids' graduations.
tRump was like;"Oh no, I'm not going to be able to go to the graduation of..........!? What's that kid's name again? Hang on, I have a son named barron!?"
Dozin' Donnie is trying to pretend like he was praying, but he only preys...
Vote Blue 💙... it's important
Well said.
I'm stealing this! Thank you!
It was just a white power nap as Stephen noted.
Underrated comment...
I love it when Stephen cracks himself up.
Though the wheels of justice may turn slowly, if we're lucky Trump will be ground beneath them.
Hee hee Eric!
Who will tell Barron that Donald would miss his graduation? Likely probably the same person that told his other kids he wouldn't be going to their graduations.
So nobody? As if he'd bother informing them.
@@XopheAdethri That's where my money is. The poor kid is probably used to him not showing up to things by now.
He is a disgrace to the US
Nope. He is a disgrace to himself.
The US will go on just fine without him.
To the world.
@@veecee9497I'm thinking universe.
@@yasuke9317 true
And yet he's still our best option when the ballot shows up. 😅
I would really like if the judge would correct the lawyers for Trump by saying "we only have one president at a time in this country. President Biden is the only person who should be referred to as President"." The defendant is Mr Trump. He should be referred to as Mr Trump, to avoid any confusion with the actual President."
We know who has courage. The jurors who stay.
Id rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.
I really really hope for new options. younger options. i never questioned our election process this early in the game... normally its post primaries.
@@thebritonsthere will, be in 1998 for sure
@@user-wf8du2iz3p Latinos for trump is like Jews for Hitler.
Trump isn't even much younger either, which is what baffles me about going after Biden's age. The election will be between 81y/o Biden and 78 y/o Trump. Whoever wins will become the oldest president in history. It seems like Biden's age gets focused on more because he doesn't have many other flaws, whereas Trump is a walking scandal machine.
You've got a good point. 👉 Do you need extra dressing?
Sadly, the rest of the world views the US as a complete joke at the moment... jail Trump... and claw back some dignity! Jail The Nod Father!!😂
That’s what we are also hoping for. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺
“ShUt Up!!… I know you are but what am I!!”
-trump probably
Canada feels for you, and prays justice prevails. ❤
No.
The rest of the world sees people like you as a complete joke.
Not the USA.
Jail... Really?? Why? It's the system that's broken. Rich people always get by.
You don't even have to be filthy rich for this to apply. Checks and balances are totally out of control.
Everywhere where there's money involved it seems.
Yes, Trump abused this system.
So what?
He should have never been elected president. Broken election system... Which gave him and his business attention...
And that's really the only reason they're investigating...
When my oldest daughter and her husband were first married (forty years ago), they decided to forego all gifts to each other in favor of saving up for their first house. They also stopped renting videos, taking the newspaper, getting pizza delivered, going out, etc. Once in their first house, they so liked not having to be concerned about the logistics of gift giving, they decided to make it a way of life for the two of them. Still ~ I'm told my son-in-law will say, just before falling asleep on the eve of a birthday, anniversary, or whatever....."Uh.... we're still good with that whole 'no gifts thing', right?" Love your videos!
Omg, Stephen was on fire! That whole monologue was awesome!!
I'm waiting for them to catch George Santos trying to sneak in as a juror.
The Nodfather of Bedminster was just protesting wokeness.
Lol 👍🏻
😄
"Nodfather"...mike drop!!
Ahhh well done!
NOICE!
Stephen saying macaque so many times and watching him die inside was the best monologue bit ever made
How I was looking for someone to comment 😂
I envy the juror that avoided all the trump news on her lake lmao. I wish i had that level of ignorant bliss
Ignorance is bliss!
@@justsaying14I keep asking myself why can't I just be dumb and happy? How can so many people be so blind and unaffected by that POS?
@@arellatikvah Decision for the right pill.
Monologue writers were ON FIRE ... great job and perfect delivery
I just wrote essentially the same thing :) and then saw your post
😊@@Kate-ms5js
Fun fact: Donald Trump attended *NONE* of his children's graduations.
And none of his children were mad about it
That's not a fun fact at all.
That's a sad fact if true.
And I'm not sure everyone knows...
He probably doesn’t’t even know the name of the school Barron attends! #BadDad
@@HRHDMKYTI would actually bet on him not knowing. And I’m not much of a bettor.
@@Avarren You're still a "bettor" man than the Orange Twittler, but then again so was Ted Bundy.
"Don't touch Macaque!" The Traitor wouldn't be sleeping in court now if he had heeded this wise admonition.
Queue the old SNL "Sprockets" skit. "Would you like to touch my monkey?"
ua-cam.com/video/DLlbWiTo_wQ/v-deo.htmlsi=Cu2Y9WXt-4raQoco
Don't call Stormy a monkey. She's an inveterate professional.
The Irish juror #1 be like, "Never fight uphill, me boys!"
😂😂😂Brilliant. Stephen missed that one!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
As a pillow guy, I don't usually make blanket statements but I think Sleepy Don is quilty.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@moonraker2034Nice 😂
How do you sleep at night?
"Okay, that crowd is...WHELMING." This is one of LSSC best monologues of all time. Was a hard day. So glad when this posts!
Best line 😂
SC was on 🔥 with this monologue!
It's a TRID line
New Yorkers have hated Trump since the 80s getting a fully unbiased jury is going to take forever.
New Yorkers have the unique advantage of watching this third-rate mobbed-up failed conman trying to create his faux "brand" since the 70s. They have long known him for what he really is - a fraud who is incompetent of conducting a single business transaction that is honest & not fraudulently designed to polish his ego & plump his pocket. Even his current Truth Social SPAC transaction is filled with fraudulent behavior that has both former Truth Social cofounders & the original SPAC creator suing Trump for fraud while all of his loyal MAGA investors are watching their investments & life savings getting flushed down the Don's golden toilet.
Because they know trump better than the rest of the country.
Unbiased is not the same as blind and purposefully obtuse.
Yeah and how many New Yorkers would claim to be unbiased just to be biased at the right time. I would do the same. I'm not even from New York but I feel like I'd be welcome to visit seeing as how I don't like his ass either.
I live on the opposite coast and I've hated Trump since the 80s, too. Didn't stop the media from smashing him into my face every day all the same. ("Who the hell even IS this dickweed??" Me to my sister back in the day.)
Sleepy Crime tea! Brilliant. Best made with magat tears😂😢
Love you Stephen!Appreciate the joy you have brought me through all of the Trump insanity.
Wake up, defendant. Time for jail. Cheers....
Shades of "Blade Runner". Just saying.
And then he wins again
@@Tom111Tom an all expenses paid trip to the Trump Federal Correctional Institution in FL to be close to home. Cheers....
I thought you had Brazzers as your username… dislike
@@bazzer124 I would bet more on Florence, Colorado.
Dozing Don the comedy gift that keeps on giving, just jail him already
"Don't touch Ma Caque!" still laughing. He was really good tonight.
Turns out, tRump didn't attend ANY of his kid's graduations.
I think he might have gone to Ivana. Since he solicited his daughter to his hound dog pedophile friend in order to do business.🤦🏽
When Ivanka started developing trump started lusting after his daughter. Mary even said trump made a remark about her breast as her becoming a teenager. Trump wanted to keep it in the family like the royals back in the days 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nope. 😮
He's a changed man.
Edited to add: I was really wondering if he did (while being skeptical that he did)
I mean, look who his kids are. I wouldn't attend if I was him.
When Trump enters the courtroom, the judge slams down his gavel and shouts "Odour in the court!!"😂
😂😂😂
Dirty diaper dozing Don
And when Trump exists the courtroom an entire nation will vote in his favor... Hopefully.
@@L_M_Vyou are all over these comments this morning shilling for that orange turd, do you seriously have nothing better to do? How many hours have you wasted on this? Is this like, your entire daily life? That's sad dude.
I didn't realize how very British the judge was...
Blessings on those chosen for this work.
DAYY-UUMM! Steven is on FIRE for this monologue!
Steve I’ve watched every episode of Colbert Report and The late show.
Your comedy is a true comfort in a crazy life.
Thanks sir ❤
the propaganda is top notch
Stephen Colbert, bringing back to us the reality that we have lost. Thank you, sir.
“That crowd is whelming” has me 😂💀
I couldn't imagine being in Baron's shoes with a father like that. SMH
Jury payments should be increased to at least $300 a day.
They should be paid as much as a junior lawyer on the case.
when was the last time it was raised? $40 is absurdly low, no wonder nobody wants to do it
My Toolmaker Husband gets $30, time & a half over 40 hours.
This is why he never registered/voted because he is the breadwinner due to misogynistic built in wage disparity.
I had the time, but the case was murderers who'd roundabout confessed when they bailed out and hit my roadside bar after.
County Attorney had 5 minutes before I announced my firsthand account to the entire room.
I'm sure Barron would be so sad that Trump wasn't at his graduation trying to make it about himself....
I'm here today to support Baron because his dad have been wrongfully accused by the radical left for ........
At least his father isn't being allowed to give a speech during it. Though that might help Barron want to stay the hell away from the scumbag.
His two elder sons have yet to graduate from kindergarten.
In Trump's tweets, he habitually capitalizes nouns.
We don't do that in English, but it's a characteristic of the German language.
I take that as a giveaway that he has read Mein Kampf.
👍🎯👍
My struggle that fits his mo
Wonder why he suddenly wants to look at his son? He certainly could have cared less when the child needed him. He's useing his son to ditch court....or is he planning to leave the country
couldN'T have cared less
(unless you want to say he actually did care a bit)
Tr*mp cares about himself period.
Trump looked absolutely embalmed in that court sketch. Good look for him.
Yeah, last time I saw a human corpse, that was totally the look
We need him to rest so he can be great again when he's president.
Let's hope he gets real votes so he won't feel the need to steal.
@@L_M_V "let's hope he gets real votes" Yeah, he can hope. He's never won a popular election because most Americans are sane and know he's a walking disaster. PS: None of his votes up to now have been "real." They've all been bought and paid for. My hope for you is that you open your eyes and shake off Tr*mp's tawdry truck rally glamor. He's a thug who thinks woman exist for his use. Actually, he thinks everyone exists for his use. Seriously, open your eyes and look around.
@@L_M_Vstfu 😂 #separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸
@@L_M_V Nobody is stopping you from voting.
I am cracking up right now listening to Stephens impersonation of Trump!!! Actually playing it multiple times:*)
The only challenge is Stephen is way too coherent to be TFG
@@deannaclifford1177 He sure does a good imitation!!!!
All Golden Sneakers NOW come with a Built in - Ankle Monitor 🎉
I wonder what his excuse was for not attending any of his other kids graduations, and who did he get to tell them he wouldn't be there.
TBF .. there is proof he went to the grads of Ivanka, Eric and Tiffany... no word on DTJ which must just burn his buns!
@@alrightyru Apparently he didn't attend to any graduation of his four other children !
5:28 Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime tea 😉😆😂
And I love that this is just the first of four criminal cases for this defendant. :D
Melania to Barron: "Dad can't come to your graduation." Barron: "Thank God."
"A hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer" and " white power nap" LOL 😂😂
Wow with the writers tonight!
Excellent delivery, Stephen.
Thanks for the best!
The art department too, with their Celestial Seasonings Sleepy Crime Tea.
If Trump's lawyer thinks he has thick skin, he obviously hasn't seen any of Trump's Twitter tantrums.
There should be avatars for all the jurors. 😆❤️
That Wi-Fi-less lake sounds like a paradise these days.
Going to a cabin in the mountains in September for vacation. No WiFi. I'm smiling just thinking about it.
@@demondogmom7221Enjoy yourself. 😊
Trial of the conman in chief. May you be convicted and get a 4 yr sentence and locked up immediately
Let's not forget that the Tr*mp is a convicted sex offender.
I love the energy of Colbert’s band🥳
Excellent 😂😂😂 definitely a top 5 monologue of the years 😅😊
Wow! 6 jurors already. That’s great!
Yeah, only took 4 years!😂
@@peacheswilliams4539 Better late than never!
Truly ....... truly ....... Colbert has the BEST writers in the business! 😊👍❤
The joke writing talent is number 1….. but the delivery by SC makes them that much better
Your monologues are always gold, but this one is platinum! Hilarious I fell in the floor 😂
All around, Steven, one of your best monologues!
Citizen trump is showing an exemplary respect for law and order, and also an admirable stamina, alertness, and strength during his criminal trial.
How?
He falls asleep.
Lol! I was beginning to wonder...are we thinking of the same person??
I remember when Mat Gaetz said that Trump's administration was like a pharmacy. I wonder if Diaper Donnie was taking illegal pep pills?
I remember when Mat Gaetz said that Trump's administration was like a pharmacy. I wonder if Diaper Donnie was taking illegal pep pills?
😂
He's not risking the alphaverse for THIS!
"He took a little white power nap."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You mean white powder.
@@veecee9497 Nah, you don't nap after white powder. The joke was white "power" nap. It can be funny even though it's true.
Still one of my favorite moments from The Colbert Report was the Super PAC review when Suq Madiq donates and Colbert cracks up. It's still available on the web
It might be awkward for Trump to show up at Baron's HIGH SCHOOL Graduation, if Baron's real father attends, and Melania's current lover is there too!😅
New York better go send out 60k more summons for jury duty just to be safe
I can see you're not a possible candidate. This is something only someone would say who isn't in jeopardy of being picked
Agreed. If they actually looked for an impartial jury, ... they would have to give up. People in EUROPE aren't impartial at this point.
@@d.f.9064 The point is whether they can find fair-minded people who are willing to rule on the evidence rather than any preconceptions they may have. There are some people like that.
Trump’s trials SHOULD BE TELEVISED‼️😡🤬
💯
If they did that they'd have no chance of finding a new jury when trump inevitably tries to tamper with the one they're screening now.
GA will be.
All trials should be televised.. not by the media who will make a circus out of it (remember the OJ trial?), but by the court, CSPAN style
No. Absolutely not. It would put the jurors in extreme danger to broadcast their faces.
SEE! The greatest cinematic doublebill: 12 Macques, followed by 12 Angry Macques. Coming to a drive-in near you! Soon! See you next wednesday.
Stephen, I just had some bad news, but you made me laugh out loud, and I’m still smiling as I write.
You bring us joy and hope.
(I was waiting for the Don’t kiss Macaque, and your delivery did not disappoint!)😊
Bruh Holy Sh*t the writers were really on point with this monologue xD so good!
Trump getting spanked with a Forbes magazine bearing his picture has to be the ultimate display of narcissistic behavior. Thank you for your courage, Stormy.
You can't judge a book by its cover - but you can spank a golfing grifter with a magazine. Film at eleven.
yeah super courageous, do you feel the same about tara reade who had actual solid evidence of biden raping her or are you just interested in a dude paying a pornstar hush money?
😂😂😂@@tomcostello8220
meh
If you had a magazine with our picture on the cover, wouldn't you bring it to impress the girl? And when the spanking started, she just grabbed the next best thing, which happened to be the magazine. He has a lot of mental issues, but this is quite harmless. It just seems gross because he looks so gross.
The very thought of trump naked....😬🤢🤢🤮🤮
Steven Colbert "Makes America Grateful Again". We are grateful that he makes "life with Trump" a thing to be laughed at, not a thing to lose sleep over.
"The Mushroom Dome",...What a great way to describe Trump.
He described Trump’s genital wart as a dome?
Colbert is a legend
Let's all hope for a fair and free trial for Donald Trump, and if we're lucky, justice will also deliver a guilty verdict and a long prison sentence for Defendant Trump.
nah. he is gonna blow through it like always.
america is gonna disapoint yet again.
I'm sure it won't be a long prison sentence. Money is still the ultimate get out of jail free card - even when the "money" is hypothetical 😂
Yes, I want no appearance of partiality. I want a fair trial and a righteous verdict.
Trump will be acquitted. His lawyers are curating the jury. If the prosecutor was in control, just about anyone would do. OJ all over again.
The issue is that all 12 must find him guilty…will only require one trump
Supporter to find him innocent to get him off..expect a lot of attempted manipulation of the jury…Trump will do anything and pay anything to get off
Perhaps his lawyers are dosing him?? I would...
Donald J Slump get this man a My Pillow Stat
The pillow guy seems just as guilty!
@@Kitanaangel49I'm not guilty, I'm QUILTY.
😂😂😂😂😂
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I'm Ridin' with Biden.
Don't Slump with trump.
(made that up)
Watching people cheering “four more years” to President Biden in Pennsylvania on my iPad this evening made me sees bright future for my grandchildren in The United States of America. Reading about how great America is now doing in The Financial Times brought a large smile to my face. A few years ago I lost my wealth and my home , thereby loosing what I hoped to leave my grandchildren and my hope in their future. I saw a bright American future in President Biden and his speech gosh and the chants made me feel he will be elected. !Thank you Stephen Colbert for giving me laughter through the pain. Barb in La Mesa, CA
Joe won't live for another 4 years
@@lenawagenfuehr53he sure will. You must be thinking of your mango Mussolini 😂
Stehen Colbert is an inspiriation, to those of us who Love our Country! Plus We get so many Laughs! Now that is America!
This episode was particularly funny 😂
Shitler could never make it through a full work week. But now needs Wednesdays for naps… not just crimes to amass power.
Shitler for president
@@L_M_V You know your comments are forever, right? Keep apologizing for a grifting, sex offending insurrectionist.
Shitler best name. I'm using this now. Name of the year all years
For god sake it’s been two days. They are taking Fridays off. Now he wants Wednesdays? And a day for grad and a day to attend another Court hearing where he is irrelevant. This guy just doesn’t get that he is a criminal defendant. The sense of entitlement is astounding, but not surprising.
*Don Snorkleone.*
Oh yes, we're having a little fun among us Norwegians, too, as regards the snoring defendant.
All six more qualified to be president than the criminal defendant.
George Santos could ACT like a fair and impartial juror!
I haven’t checked my mail for a couple days, so I’m heading to the lobby and hoping for a jury summons. This would be so fun!
I wonder how many sick burns you might get in: "I remember the tiny hands thing in the 90s, but I can be impartial." 😊 ( the whole courtroom looks)
The lawyers check your socials though.
Get some catholic nuns
THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER, STEPHEN, FOR THE LAUGHS AND THE CLARITY !
(I know, all caps. Appropriate.)😊
Thank you Stormy!!! Tell the truth
The MyPillow guy has done so much for him, and he doesn't even have the decency to do a little product placement in return.
That foreperson has an uphill battle to look forward to, meboys!
Jury duty, wow.
Jury duty when the defendant is basically a mobster. Expect death threats, intimidation and probably a bribe attempt.