the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers. also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
how is Bubbles not dead? She ate chocolate cookies. Also, the funniest moments were when Sausage and Joel had to strip Hermes of his clothes just to grab the items in his hand. XD
This was a really great thing for them to do, because I'm sure it was not only fun for them, but it also made them go back and forth and visit each others bases, and definitely compelled people to go and have a look at the other videos
It's PG because it goes over kids' heads if it isn't too obvious. As a kid I thought Farquaad was compensating for his height in Shrek, the joke about dicks didn't occur to me.
I love how both joel and sausage struggle to grab things from hermes' hand
joel tries to grab the item, takes the clothes, then puts it back immediately after
*...and sausage completely derobes him 💀*
@@overripeschnitzel pff- /lh
You know how small children have the grip strength of a god (pun intended)
As someone who has been working with Armor stands a lot lately I can sympathize it is a pain to take stuff from them.
AND LIZZE!
lizzie with hermes:ok. we HAVE to be gentle *moves hermes BIT BY BIT*
joel and sausage: *Breaks the child*
The best fact is that there's enough Hermes clips that it's the length of a full video
Three full videos in fact lol
the innuendos just keep getting worse and worse, poor hermes
Don't worry about it his just a child he won't understand a thing.
i thought it was sausage who started the dirty jokes but who knew it would be joel 💀💀💀
Every single message from Joel was dirty 👿 😂
@@Hermitcraft_Xreal 😂😂
Where
SO IM NOT IMAGINING IT
It's funny lol😂
The fact that Lizzie was the only one to ACTUALLY move Hermes bit by bit😂
Lizzie: ok we gotta be gentle-
Sausage & Joel: *break the child.*
God I wish I could save this comment in my memory forever now 😂😂
@@maya_wastaken I responded to this so you could come back and see this comment again
@@maya_wastakendoing the same as the other report
@@maya_wastakenYo
Every time Joel writes a questionable sign, he reads it out loud and the silence of him staring into our soul is even louder 😂
I love how genuinely happy they are to find Hermes, receive the little gifts and read the……questionable signs :)))
the intentional -s u s- signs to the dads whilst trying to make it kid friendly is killing me
It’s the ‘ Please use protection’ that killed me😭
he left something hard
we can blow eachothers horns..😭
“He loves your wood so much…”
“Whenever you think of hard wood, think of daddy sausage”…
Lizzy pulling him along on a fishing line… does that mean Hermes is a leash child?
Only when the anthropomorphic cat is babysitting
she’s probably used to keeping her children on leads since she most of her children are animals :)
Got it from sausage
I feel bad for Hermes, he had to grow up with two non_PG parents
I mean he has the best babysitter though
@@familyfungaming6925aunty Lizzie?
@@mohaksharma1412 yes
Atleast I think that's what me from 9 months ago was saying
I kinda forgot
@@ZYCREATES Aunty is correct too
@@ZYCREATES Then don't be that person. Some people spell it Aunty.
I love how Hermès was just a messaging sistem at the beginning instead of an actual child😅
I love how Joel reads the innuendos like there's nothing wrong and Sausage is confused or weirded out (in a good way)
It feels the other way around tbh
(Ik it's a year late but) He is not confused or weirded out XD He's breaking character, haha
Joel really embraced being a (Greek) god.
"please use protection" 💀joel is implying that sausage was the dom top
OMG YEAH XD
You couldn't torture this statement out of me, holy shit
oh god I didn't realise what that meant until now O_O
just like scott-
I wouldn't put my "protection" on display but whatever floats your boat sausage
I can’t with the silence Joel has after he reads the dirty jokes
Lizzie destroying Scott's crops is the best😭
**Angry Scottish Noises**
I love how happy they both get when the see Hermes
The dirty jokes, I just can't 🤣🤣Thank you for putting this together
thay are so good
I never realised that there is 27 minutes content of just Hermes in Empires till now.
27 minutes and 40 seconds
13:42 *gasps* "oh my gosh, sausage" All of that hard wood has made him say that. I'm dead. 😭
the adult jokes are supreme 💀💀
Love how Joel got more and more attached
the fact that this started as Joel joking around & Sausage just "yes and" they improvised so hard it became lore. and now there's a sick animation on Sausage's channel of him using his powers.
also the silence & eye contact Joel made with the horn joke makes me yell every time XD
I think hermes had more fun with lizzie than either of his dads
I love how they nervously laugh after reading the questionable signs
Just realizing now that Sausage gave Joel “head”. They certainly have a way of parenting
Y’know, I always thought sausage was going in hard (😉) with the innuendos, but joel is a MENACE
I love how Hermes just goes back and forth between Joel and sausages empire
I found this literally the same day I thought: "what actually happened to Hermes?"
Like, does anyone actually know what happened to Hermes?
...what _did_ happen to Hermes?
Sausage just made a community post about his next episode with a pic of him and hermes, so maybe we’ll see hermes again soon?
@@simsley5501 we certainly did see hermes
Most intense episode of empires ever.
Lesson learned....don't drink sodapop when watching Empires/Hermitcraft/Life Series......pop out of the nose is NOT fun
Oh noooo 😭
I loved seing joels base grow from sauseges perspective.
I love how the messages just go dirtier and dirtier 😭
Lizzie is definitely a better babysitter than Joel is.
If Joel was the one to first reveal Hermes to Sausage, that means he was the pregnant one. Let that sink in....
He did tell Sausage to use protection
OH GREAT HEAVENS😂
and they can blow each others horns 🤨🤨
“Let’s blow god daddy’s horns”
So that's why he said "please use protection" to sausage ☺️
Sausage's edited cut outs in between his reactions, makes me wonder.. how can he recover those hilarious innuendos they put in each signs. Lol
Also, love how Joel zooms on his face, everytime he reads his own messages. The silence makes it more hilarious.
I love how they interact and I love those jokes 😂😂
The inappropriate jokes are comedy gold ☠️
I remember watching some of Sausage’s streams and getting so anxious whenever Hermes was mentioned in the chat, because apparently Sausage Supreme was always watching and he couldn’t find out about him
As someone who named themself after this character I am very happy. And yes, I named my self after the child of Joel and Sausage instead of the actual Greek god.
honestly slay
YOU NAMED YOURSELF HERMES? Please say you did.
@@GlitchyGem I did in fact make my chosen name after the character Hermes instead of the actual god- in conclusion I am mentally ill. (My whole chosen name is Hermes Artemis Apollo --)
@@AutumnSenpai No, no, it's valid
Go(o)d name!
This is why naming yourself is superior.
Joel was GOING FOR IT holy shit LMAO
Does anyone else think that this little guy will go around the server and visit every one at some point?
That’ll be so cute😭
true
'Angry scottish noises' I love it
This video is so funny 😭 Joel’s jokes and sausage’s excitement
Just found my new favorite video
Wow making this must have been a lot of work 😅 thank you tho I love Hermes so much 🥰 if you aren't exhausted by making this vid could you do one with Eddie and Maria? Love those too 🐰
My favorite part is how they accidentally undress Hermes each time and just keep apologizing
HAHA I LOVE HOW THEY NEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. The jokes are making me die rn
Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-
sausage is Maia then
@@thedamgoose PFFT- YEAH
I love how this is kinda sus... and they know it but try to keep it family friendly
And fail miserably
the fact that Sausage fed Bubbles chocolate chip cookies which kills dogs 💀 and Sausage committed Animal Cruelty in front of this child
I mean, Bubbles is alsp an interdimensional entity, so I guess she can digest chocolate for supernatural reasons…?
@@AquaEclipse324 idk man... jus saying chocolate aint good for bubbles
I feel like Hermes was also an excuse to use adult jokes.... 8:18
I forgot how much I adore Hermes! I need to get back into watching Joel and Sausage's POVs
I thought of a fancanon, Sausage and Joel use a piece of fabric to hold hermes while they fly (as if he was in their inventory). Not sure if it already exists
He’s the best character, Hermes supremacy
the amount of dirty jokes they both do is actually hillarious
The dirty joke are going crazy 😂😂😂😂
The amount of times I got dirty minded in this video killed me😂
i love how the horn was feel 💀
I love the jokes and their reactions to it
THE FIRST INNUENDO TOOK ME OUT, I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO, AND SCROLL THROUGH THE COMMENTS.
I wonder who gave Hermes his purple clothes
Nothing, but Hermes with his fathers
and his aunty lizzie that is totally very resposible ;)
@@Lesbofroggy yup
The fact they both call each other daddy is so funny 😂
Hermes: the greek god of mail delivery xD
IM CACKLING AT THISBLMFAO
I got to 18:57 before I had to pause 😂😂
I can't with these, I haven't seen these perspectives yet and I'm dead 😂😂
Everything the light touches (lion king line) Is ReAdY tO bE tRaMpLeD
It keeps getting more and more inappropriate boy still somehow appropriate-
how is Bubbles not dead? She ate chocolate cookies. Also, the funniest moments were when Sausage and Joel had to strip Hermes of his clothes just to grab the items in his hand. XD
ANGRY SCOTTISH NOISES. XD
Well I was wondering who Hermes was-
The more this video goes on, I just keep just,, switching languages of: “AAAAAAA” at the odd signs…
I just realised that sausage fed bubbles chocolate chips
U CAN SEE WHEN THEY R DIRTY MINDED.
I need a fanfic about Sausage, Joel and Hemes going out for a fun family day
12:16 SAUSAGE NO THEY'RE *CHOCOLATE* CHIP-
I love how sausage is checking up on Hermes and treating him like a real son and Joel is just like “oh, that child’s back… cool”
So like Sausage tops right? So Joel’s a power bottom?
This is just too cute and wholesome :)
I love the jokes they made..😂😢
4:44 "hhhhhard from other daddy""pffft excuse me?"
Oh god the innuendos 😂
thunder daddy's thunder thighs
this whole video is just dirty jokes.
someone walks in to sausage talking to himslef
Love how Lizzie go “let take Hermes to the nether roof before we drop him off with his hot dad” 😂😂😂
Criminal that we never got to find out the name of the axolotl
Frr
anyone else noticing the "dirty jokes" that keep apearing {also im not fluent in english}
Oh absolutely
I’m certain they were intentional (I’m in English person)
I love these bits with Hermes. I loved how long the bit went.
Lizzie is good....
YOU SURE BOUT THAT? 🤨
New name: Empires out of Context
The jokes get worse and worse XD
This is great!! This was one of the best things about empires season 2. Thank you for leaving the context around each moment, too!
2:25 idk why but this bit caught me off guard😭😭
This was a really great thing for them to do, because I'm sure it was not only fun for them, but it also made them go back and forth and visit each others bases, and definitely compelled people to go and have a look at the other videos
HOW ARE THEY PG UA-camRS!?!?!?😭😭
It's PG because it goes over kids' heads if it isn't too obvious. As a kid I thought Farquaad was compensating for his height in Shrek, the joke about dicks didn't occur to me.
Bro all of these sexual references
Ohhh you deserve subscribe for putting that together ❤ .
“Joel gave us a child!”
😳
“Please use protection”
✋😭
It progressively gets worse
I love this so much 😭❤️
Omg the dirty jokes 😭