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i watch empires with my dad...

THE DIRTY JOKES IN THE MESSAGES!- 😭😭 THE HELLL....🤣

I was screaming PG internally the whole way through!

23:58 "hot dad" huh... * Sniff-sniff * i smell a divorce

A shame we never will get a part 2

LMAOOOOO “BROUGHT U SOMETHING HARD” 😭😭

“Wwooooow thank you Daddy sausage 😏” 16:27

I’m mature I’m mature 😀 I’m mature😥 I’m mature😰 *I’m mature* 😳 *I’m mature* 🫣

What was the axolotls name

Use protection😊

are sausage and joel divorsed or long distance dating? from the *couphs* dirty jokes.. i assume dating

"GET OUT OF MY CROPS" when with lizzie made me laugh so hard😂 "every bit with lizzie did tbh😭" PART 2 PLEASE!!!! "Joel and sasuge saying they were gonna blow each others horns was crazy😭"

Headcanons I have about Hermes (and co) Hermes is super chaotic when being babysat by Lizzie, and Lizzie just has to use a leash cause she’s used to animals. Hermes has a really powerful grip and is one of the kids you have to really STRUGGLE to take something from. Hermes will grab any weapon in sight. Just out of boredom. Just “Daddy give me your axe.” “Hermes, no-“ “Wow, this is super heavy.” “HERMES-“ Hermes will ask questions about Lizzie’s…cat-like tendencies….in public. “Auntie Lizzie, why are ur hands so fuzzy?” “Uhm-“ “why are the big scary exploding green things scared of you?” “I can exp-“ “Why do you sometimes make funny..hissing noises?” “HERMES THOSE ARE PRIVATE QUESTIONS.”

What *was* the name of the yellow axolotl? Did we ever find out? And who made the redstone machine that made Hermes bounce? 😂

5:50 Thunder Daddy?

The best empires Smp member.

All the signs they use is very... Something alright

Sausage: *Writes nice and encouraging notes* Joel: *Writes dirty jokes* Sausage: *Writes even dirtier jokes*

4:21 CRYING 😭🤣

What was the axolotls name???

I love how they leave hermes with lizzy thinking Joel's is too dangerous yet hermes falls of a tree, gets lost in the swamp, aso is just hilarious 😂😂😆😆

its embarrassing how I finally get the 'use protection' joke after 2 years oh my days

What the fack

💀

“Somthing hard” 😃

12:15 Who's gonna tell him that dogs can't have chocolate chips...

Joel making dirty jokes Sausage knowing the joke and trying not to laugh

7:57 jesus christ i genuinely forgot about this one. Im dieing rn

I’m really confused on empires. Did Lizzie and Joel create it?

I love how sausage is checking up on Hermes and treating him like a real son and Joel is just like “oh, that child’s back… cool”

Lizzie needs to see this video😂

it just gets worse and worse

I love the adult jokes lol

OMG THIS IS AMAZING NO CAP <3

Why is it so dirty 😂

I cant get over how positive sausage is and how he says friends 🥹

Everything the light touches (lion king line) Is ReAdY tO bE tRaMpLeD

This was a really great thing for them to do, because I'm sure it was not only fun for them, but it also made them go back and forth and visit each others bases, and definitely compelled people to go and have a look at the other videos

We need part 2!

Love how Lizzie go “let take Hermes to the nether roof before we drop him off with his hot dad” 😂😂😂

The nsfw jokes had me rolling😭

Omg sausage😨! My favorite thing all day

U CAN SEE WHEN THEY R DIRTY MINDED.

“Joel gave us a child!” 😳

Greatest 30 minutes of my life.

The jokes are crazy😭

Lizzie is good.... YOU SURE BOUT THAT? 🤨

My dirty mind during this 😂

Watching this while simultaneously knowing the greek myths just sends me cause technically speaking Joel is a parallel to Zeus and he just gave Sausage a child-

I need a fanfic about Sausage, Joel and Hemes going out for a fun family day