Jerry Seinfeld - The Supermarket Experience

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  • @AfroThunder242
    @AfroThunder242 13 років тому +94

    Seinfeld is a class act. He knows how to make people laugh without cursing profusely or lowering himself to crude material

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 Рік тому +2

      Comedy for puritans. 🙄 Great

    • @RunstarHomer
      @RunstarHomer 6 місяців тому

      @@johnstory2996 "puritan" 🤣How do you even take yourself seriously with a worldview this separate from reality?

  • @HiddenWen
    @HiddenWen 8 років тому +118

    Jerry is really good at making extremely mundane everyday events funny.

    • @joebrokenstrang7537
      @joebrokenstrang7537 7 років тому +3

      HiddenWen Is that so? I've never heard anyone sum up his comedy in that way!

    • @johnirving339
      @johnirving339 7 років тому +3

      well his entire show was about nothing.

    • @wandelgartking5446
      @wandelgartking5446 7 років тому

      Joe Brokenstrang It is exactly how HiddenWen described it. Seinfeld's whole act is essentially observational comedy, which is literally "based on the commonplace aspects of everyday life.", to quote Wikipedia.

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 7 років тому +3

      I feel like he's just always observing people and their ridiculousness.

  • @joshkaye5303
    @joshkaye5303 Рік тому +14

    The subtle art of his physical story telling is half the genuis

  • @simonetanzi5103
    @simonetanzi5103 6 років тому +160

    The whole show flows from one joke to the other... Just genius writing

  • @ATMDPNKBJ
    @ATMDPNKBJ 10 років тому +848

    The king of clean humor.

    • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
      @ilovebrandnewcarpets 7 років тому +15

      I'll agree. With Gaffigan and Regan as the crown princes

    • @eosa
      @eosa 6 років тому +5

      the king of cl'umor.

    • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
      @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 6 років тому +5

      +ilovebrandnewcarpets Regan is king now

    • @xB1OHAZARD
      @xB1OHAZARD 6 років тому +11

      Thats your god damn humor right there.

    • @MrShnigglepuff
      @MrShnigglepuff 6 років тому +4

      Shall we call him Mr Clean?

  • @Dreadpiratetrucker
    @Dreadpiratetrucker 6 років тому +125

    Jerry Seinfeld always has a way of making me feel better when I'm down

  • @SalvadorLosAngeles
    @SalvadorLosAngeles 8 років тому +143

    I've seen Seinfeld live three times (last time just last week) including following his career for 30+ years. This is Seinfeld in his prime.

    • @universe4839
      @universe4839 8 років тому +2

      +SalvadorLosAngeles Is he still worth to see live, or is it more about the nostalgia?

    • @SalvadorLosAngeles
      @SalvadorLosAngeles 8 років тому +27

      There's a lot of nostalgia behind it. At this point he's an icon. If you have a chance to see him live and you don't go and he were to die you might regret it. Have I seen funnier comedians live? Yes. But I have never been disappointed in Seinfeld's live comedy.

    • @joebrokenstrang7537
      @joebrokenstrang7537 7 років тому +3

      Universe The attrition rate of his material is very low, as opposed to stand ups like Louis CK or Chris Rock who trash their material every year and start over.

  • @UnionKidz
    @UnionKidz 12 років тому +64

    I love comedy with real life examples. That whole milk standup was 100% accurate haha!

  • @Horrorbuff2
    @Horrorbuff2 11 років тому +62

    That's gold, Jerry! GOLD!

  • @Zak-uf6mq
    @Zak-uf6mq 7 років тому +16

    Jerry killed it with the "July 3 tip off date"

  • @gregbester3855
    @gregbester3855 2 роки тому +9

    "See the way that's fading left, that one's not ready."
    My favourite bit in his whole repertoire. Tears every time.

    • @ironcito1101
      @ironcito1101 5 місяців тому +1

      In this particular part, I prefer "they brand it, right in the side of the carton... tsssss" 🤣
      But there are other great lines in this show. The "spring-loaded, pain-in-the-ass, Alcatraz-style faucets" at the airport, for example 🤣🤣

  • @huhbobsaget
    @huhbobsaget 9 років тому +291

    Newman hired 13 people to dislike this video... Newman!

    • @miklygodspeed4556
      @miklygodspeed4556 4 роки тому +3

      eric p you mean 78

    • @huhbobsaget
      @huhbobsaget 3 роки тому

      @Nick West five years later I see my old comment thanks bro haha

    • @huhbobsaget
      @huhbobsaget 3 роки тому

      @Nick West you too bro 🤙🏻

    • @RobertWadlow292
      @RobertWadlow292 3 роки тому +1

      Newman's a fat sack o' shit

    • @cyoungledesma
      @cyoungledesma 3 роки тому +1

      Now it’s 89. Who would dislike jerry...unamerican!

  • @butterflyboof
    @butterflyboof 8 років тому +63

    when he picks up the kitten ♡

  • @that70sguy33
    @that70sguy33 7 років тому +157

    Love how Mr. Seinfeld says watermelons " humping " instead of " fu**Ing," very classy guy.

    • @yaronlevy
      @yaronlevy 7 років тому +5

      Elvis Presley

    • @forman208
      @forman208 6 років тому +6

      Fuck

    • @featherstorm6082
      @featherstorm6082 5 років тому +3

      Hahaha Mr. Sienfeld. So proper lol

    • @cguy1484
      @cguy1484 3 роки тому

      Classy? Lmao.
      It's boring and milquetoast. Prude.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 2 роки тому +7

      @@cguy1484
      Comedy doesn't have to be littered with vulgar language to be funny. ...unless you're still in your adolescence with a mindset akin to Beavis & Butthead.

  • @aksanahinch6160
    @aksanahinch6160 Рік тому +7

    He is still precious. Nothing’s changed

  • @LightK44
    @LightK44 13 років тому +27

    That part about lifting up the carton is so perfect

  • @jaysmith6013
    @jaysmith6013 3 роки тому +22

    Say what you will but Jerry does an amazing job of keeping his fridge stocked even with all his friends just helping themselves to whatever they want without asking

  • @lauren6964
    @lauren6964 8 років тому +76

    I love his comedy! Everything he says is so true. He is truly the best!

    • @ygsfirstlady9435
      @ygsfirstlady9435 8 років тому +1

      wh

    • @justsomeguy5544
      @justsomeguy5544 5 років тому +1

      He's not good he sucks Larry is who made him famous if it wasnt for larry Seinfeld wouldn't be famous

    • @moe6
      @moe6 2 роки тому +2

      @@justsomeguy5544 says some guy

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 12 років тому +23

    "You look pretty good, what are you eating? Maybe I'll eat that." Hahaha!!

  • @ShermanHutchisonBMGP
    @ShermanHutchisonBMGP 10 років тому +74

    Lol its no different now than it was then! Arrogantly strut into the market, then I wander like a lost child for an hour enjoying the distractions and having no clear direction

    • @soulhunter59
      @soulhunter59 7 років тому

      There's an app for that. The cute check out girl showed me.

  • @ambalavanant
    @ambalavanant 3 роки тому +26

    This is clean humour. My god nobody can match this guy when it comes to doing stand up comedy. I just love him

  • @rodneythemodney
    @rodneythemodney 10 років тому +44

    It's july 3rd. I got the random urge to watch this video without knowing today's date would be in the video.

    • @thermomalous
      @thermomalous 9 років тому +14

      I had paused the video to answer a call, started browsing other things, came across and read an article about mosquitoes, went back the video, resumed, "Oh, they got em in mesquite flavor now..."
      Seinfeld works in mysterious ways.

    • @sunliccild
      @sunliccild 9 років тому +2

      LowerTheBoom1 Well that was unnecessary.

    • @heemlo649
      @heemlo649 6 років тому

      There's nothing remarkable about that. This video gets hundreds of views per day, so there have been thousands of people that have watched it on every possible date.

  • @richmartzeni946
    @richmartzeni946 6 років тому +53

    This is a really long intro into Seinfeld..

  • @TheNotebartello
    @TheNotebartello 12 років тому +14

    I'm Tellin' You For The Last Time!!!! One of the best stand up specials ever

  • @societyofsin
    @societyofsin 7 років тому +7

    Truly one of the greats of comedy. Genius

  • @mcmuffin7941
    @mcmuffin7941 2 роки тому +10

    This used to have me dying laughing as a ten year old. I remember my mom having it recorded on VHS. The nostalgia

  • @VirusTornado
    @VirusTornado 6 років тому +24

    Jerry Seinfeld always sounds like someone trying to imitate Jerry Seinfeld.

  • @monam3739
    @monam3739 7 років тому +34

    the milk😂😂😂 he's right.

  • @joebrokenstrang7537
    @joebrokenstrang7537 7 років тому +11

    The Mackinaw Peaches, Jerry, the MACKINAWWW PEACHES!

  • @kjlsbt
    @kjlsbt 13 років тому +11

    "ah theres the milk...do we need milk?"

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 6 років тому +9

    lol, "wonder if it's made from mosquitos?"

  • @salsadancer4965
    @salsadancer4965 3 роки тому +4

    Its a special genius to take actual life experience and human behaviour and break it down like this. He is probably the funniest person i ever heard.

  • @jplourde11
    @jplourde11 6 років тому +13

    Serenity now. Insanity later.

  • @nicolaszunker4938
    @nicolaszunker4938 7 років тому +9

    Really fascinating style of humor. I dont laugh as much as i do while listening to other comedians but somehow im still hanging on his every word

  • @DarkEagle-vx9hd
    @DarkEagle-vx9hd 3 роки тому +8

    He's very clean yet very talented. That's why it surprised me to hear him say "g*****ed"

  • @choo6988
    @choo6988 11 років тому +5

    jerry's such a genious he'd probably figure a way to mock buying groceries online as well.

  • @leonromary
    @leonromary 11 років тому +4

    he is such a classic comedian. Great material, great linking of it all too. WTF 6 dislikes?

  • @karu6111
    @karu6111 2 роки тому +2

    thing about his bits here is they always start with something really stupid and mundane. Like the watermelon bit, then he piles up on it over and over, becoming weirder and weirder, more brilliant. Then you realize why this guy is so successful. He really devoted his stuff into some of these.

  • @WordandSpiritGuy
    @WordandSpiritGuy 12 років тому +11

    "now we're washing our face with milk" that was so funny haha

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 12 років тому +15

    Only part worth watching: 00:00 - 05:45

  • @blackcat5702
    @blackcat5702 12 років тому +3

    THAT'S your Goddamn DAY.

  • @Yellow4494
    @Yellow4494 12 років тому +8

    "Now it's a race against the clock with the expiration date. That freaky thing." LOL

  • @queenzentertainmentinc.6338
    @queenzentertainmentinc.6338 3 роки тому +5

    “Do we have milk?” I literally NEVER KNOW 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @MusicDecomposer
    @MusicDecomposer 3 роки тому +16

    5:29 Whoa, that’s today! I swear, I’ve never seen this before, it’s totally a coincidence.

    • @anneahlert2997
      @anneahlert2997 2 роки тому +1

      At least it's not "the day after the day" when you saw this, as you were eating your last spoonful in the bowl of cereal and milk. LOL

  • @ElvarMasson
    @ElvarMasson 10 років тому +37

    It goes to show true comedy never expires (O:þ

  • @davidcastaneda2405
    @davidcastaneda2405 7 років тому +12

    Seinfeld jokes are( like it is, very detailed about why?.. and straight to the questions.)

  • @technologywontsaveus
    @technologywontsaveus 11 років тому +5

    Funny and soooo true, something everybody can relate too! Great job, Mr. Seinfeld.

  • @rezahoque8655
    @rezahoque8655 7 років тому +26

    He's among the best standup comedian of all time

  • @mayarinebrus3130
    @mayarinebrus3130 10 років тому +12

    It's impossible to get out without buying anything, lol.... It's also true 'I'm gonna get this' anf later we are watching every product around

  • @skydark
    @skydark 13 років тому +1

    I love the consistency of this special with the drapes matching the ones from the stand-up portions of Seinfeld.

  • @tuhinlahiri24111992
    @tuhinlahiri24111992 7 років тому +9

    Jerry is goddamm accurate

  • @jacksonmorganfroghin4815
    @jacksonmorganfroghin4815 3 роки тому +1

    Jerry is on my Mount Rushmore of comedy right up there with Don Rickles, Jonathan Winters and Jerry Lewis. Your mileage may vary.

  • @vazquezb2011
    @vazquezb2011 7 років тому +8

    Seinfeld in his prime

  • @JudihWeinsteinHaggai
    @JudihWeinsteinHaggai 3 роки тому

    thank you. I so needed this!

  • @smexiibish
    @smexiibish 13 років тому +6

    3:40 lmao i love his OH NO!!

  • @davefs25
    @davefs25 8 місяців тому

    Surely one of the top 200 comedians in the world

  • @pillshere3000
    @pillshere3000 12 років тому +3

    the ending had me in tears

  • @blahadestiny1604
    @blahadestiny1604 6 років тому +2

    Seinfeld is such a great comedian

  • @gipperbanana
    @gipperbanana 12 років тому +3

    Not the best comedian ever but a damn fine comedian.He is a man of great insight .
    I still think his TV programme was the greatest comedy show ever.Not even Curb tops Seinfeld.

  • @JustinCase99999
    @JustinCase99999 3 роки тому

    I've seen this July 3rd bit a million times in 20 years (I have the whole show on vhs!) and I still laugh.

  • @guyfromaucklandnz
    @guyfromaucklandnz 10 років тому +2

    This actually helped me on a marketing exam describing environment, moved it from B+ to A- :)

  • @alanj4507
    @alanj4507 6 років тому

    The last part about milk was gold, not a word wasted

  • @Saltspicious
    @Saltspicious 9 років тому +8

    The milk bit was used in the lost episode of seinfeld
    Check it out on youtube

  • @tay092997
    @tay092997 12 років тому +3

    this was so funny i laughed so hard on the milk joke

  • @lillanatorris9570
    @lillanatorris9570 8 років тому +4

    We need Jerry and Brian to do a show together.

  • @jfish032
    @jfish032 6 років тому

    I think about this bit almost every time I'm at the grocery store.

  • @krishna1673
    @krishna1673 13 років тому

    he is awesome with his observations .

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 7 років тому +1

    The seedless watermelon part is so funny. I was just watching a video today about how someone accidentally got a defective seedless fruit and they just clone it.

  • @phillyhippie
    @phillyhippie 9 років тому +4

    I love Jerry :D

  • @DmitriOrtsiev
    @DmitriOrtsiev 12 років тому +1

    The best comedian ever!

  • @ellebets
    @ellebets 3 роки тому +1

    He is just a genius

  • @milanista181
    @milanista181 6 років тому +1

    Jerry is the G.O.A.T

  • @DaBoyWhoCriedSheep
    @DaBoyWhoCriedSheep 12 років тому

    I watch this every July 3rd.

  • @jankovicbojan
    @jankovicbojan 12 років тому

    Simply the best.

  • @shonshrinks
    @shonshrinks 12 років тому +1

    I really like the part with the expiration dates XD

  • @rixxycolonel1177
    @rixxycolonel1177 7 років тому +5

    priceless.

  • @Atalinay
    @Atalinay 12 років тому +3

    i want to see him live he is so hilarious!how can he keep a strait face!?

  • @technicalfoul
    @technicalfoul 12 років тому +3

    "What is it supposed to smell like?!" That's me in a nutshell.

  • @VicTuxpan
    @VicTuxpan 11 років тому

    Simplemente genial... Haré un cover de esta rutina.
    Una de mis partes favoritas.

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
    @ISetYourFaceOnFire 11 років тому

    legend.

  • @skymanross
    @skymanross 6 років тому +1

    That's your goddamn day right there

  • @ISetYourFaceOnFire
    @ISetYourFaceOnFire 11 років тому

    Legend...

  • @bradlafferty6076
    @bradlafferty6076 2 роки тому

    Classic Seinfeld

  • @calebshepherd8435
    @calebshepherd8435 2 роки тому

    This got me cackling

  • @mattdonohue7131
    @mattdonohue7131 3 місяці тому

    Damn he's good!

  • @miligationable
    @miligationable 2 роки тому

    True GOAT

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 13 років тому

    YEAH THAT'S A GOOD ONE. SURE GLAD I FOUND THAT ONE.

  • @Kommando786
    @Kommando786 12 років тому

    Brilliant!

  • @magnetiktrax
    @magnetiktrax 3 роки тому +1

    The original meaning of "cow tipping" was their expiration date clues.

  • @NinaNinaNB
    @NinaNinaNB 7 років тому

    I love this! July 3rd is my birthday 😂😂 Ps: and Tom Cruise's too lololol

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 3 роки тому

    so true about grocery stores, i've since found out that they purposely move stuff around so you get lost, this is with the (researched) intention you'll buy something you didn't come in for.

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 3 роки тому

      Well nobody would ever really buy canned pineapple without that.

  • @007ferguson007
    @007ferguson007 13 років тому

    i'm sitting here cackling like an idiot at the milk part

  • @edgaremilio768
    @edgaremilio768 7 років тому +12

    1:23 he rolls his eyes. you ever think comedians secretly laugh at us for laughing at their stupid shit.

  • @jetknight7562
    @jetknight7562 Рік тому

    The cows tip them off 😆 🤣

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR
    @EmpyreanLightASMR 3 роки тому

    1:38 channeling Brian Regan 😂

  • @avantgardenovelist
    @avantgardenovelist 11 років тому +1

    05:20 Love how he almost loses it here.

  • @househeade8
    @househeade8 11 років тому +1

    Hilarious, and very true!!

  • @krishna1673
    @krishna1673 13 років тому

    his observations of human behaviour is applaudable .

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 3 роки тому +2

    As someone who deals with expiration dates on milk all the time, I feel this.

  • @richardwagon6433
    @richardwagon6433 3 роки тому

    Mark Normand once texted Jerry Seinfeld, "Hey Jerr, I'm really jonesing for that hang!"
    Comedy!