Seinfeld - I'm Telling You for the Last Time (Part 3/5)

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
  • Filmed live in New York at Broadway's Broadhurst Theater, "I'm Telling You For the Last Time" marks an historic occasion in the annals of comic history. Following the finale of his top-rated prime-time comedy TV series., Jerry Seinfeld embarked on an international tour of the classic stand-up material that made him famous which was to be performed for the very last time.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 58

  • @miguelmartindeandrade2306
    @miguelmartindeandrade2306 10 місяців тому +6

    No matter how bad your day was, watching this makes it so much better! Fantastic 🤣

  • @dochye123
    @dochye123 12 років тому +6

    "But it's my head... I SAID TAKE THE PANTS OFF" lol

  • @emeraldstream
    @emeraldstream 13 років тому +4

    'chinese farmer gets up, works in the field with a shovel all day- Shovel...spoon...cmon.-... you're not plowing 40acres with a coupla pool cues....'

  • @mayormc
    @mayormc 3 місяці тому +1

    He's still got it.

  • @Doctorshahvlogs
    @Doctorshahvlogs 8 років тому +9

    Man is a genius! HAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • @imthetank3
    @imthetank3 12 років тому +3

    this video deserves to stay with 0 dislikes.

  • @Rockwildon
    @Rockwildon 12 років тому +2

    Seinfelds, comic abilities are immaculate

  • @scar0134
    @scar0134 12 років тому +3

    "I love you...but i do feel the need to see other people"
    great quote, used it to break up with my girlfriend lol

  • @ilikevines
    @ilikevines 12 років тому +9

    To the people complaining about the lack of new material the idea of this show was he was revisiting all his classic material 'for the last time' as he was finishing the show and his stand up career.

  • @eme1one
    @eme1one 5 років тому +1

    Seinfeld's delivery is so *PRO*. The bits are all, glorified dad jokes, but still timeless.

  • @Axl207
    @Axl207 12 років тому +1

    he be good one to make em laffin

  • @darkangelzephyron
    @darkangelzephyron 12 років тому

    "Well they are all the same, might as well dress them all the same!" LOOL

  • @mkjmstl1
    @mkjmstl1 12 років тому +1

    10 people are waiting in the waiting room with their pant around their ankles

  • @jerico641
    @jerico641 11 років тому +6

    I thought all women knew about the Superhero thing; while I was married (for 21 whole years, until my wife apparently came to her senses), I used to tell her all the time about how I wanted to be Superman, Spider Man, Zorro, Indiana Jones. She would just say "I know you do, honey", and pat me on the head or something. This went on until I was 47, by which time, the costumes at Halloween (or sometimes just a slow Saturday) were apparently becoming too much for her. Well, among other things.

    • @lucywho8311
      @lucywho8311 5 років тому

      A lot of girls actually go through that too😂 Making up their own characters since there aren't many female superheros

    • @benonaru
      @benonaru Рік тому

      @@lucywho8311 wrong;,

  • @whitejerryrice02
    @whitejerryrice02 12 років тому

    at 9:05 most realistic car noise ever

  • @Razzics
    @Razzics 11 років тому +1

    He hasn't done stand up for a while, and most comics agree that it's NOT like riding a bike. You lose the ability to control the energy of a room after a while. The game has changed, and the hype would be immense if he started working on new material. Hype that even a king like Jerry would have a hard time living up to.
    However... I totally agree. He and Eddie Murphy should do stand up again.

  • @rjm112211
    @rjm112211 12 років тому

    "Dont' tell em!"

  • @MoltenPlastic
    @MoltenPlastic 11 років тому

    5:29 great moment!

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll 12 років тому

    Did you read the title? Did you see the intro?
    It's supposed to be old jokes, the ones that he likes and people enjoy because HIS TELLING US FOR THE LAST TIME.

  • @AtlasFox
    @AtlasFox Рік тому

    No one:
    Jerry Seinfeld: "I'll tell you what I think about Chinese people"

  • @AlphaJman
    @AlphaJman 9 років тому +2

    I don't get that either
    My mom can give birth twice
    But faints at the sight of a roach

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 12 років тому +1

    someone has got to be scripted to say that "i love you" because every single time he preformed that joke (that i've seen) some one says it and it comes from the same area in the audiance, and then he says the rest of the joke about needing to see other people. just something i noticed and felt compelled to put it out there. still funny tho.

  • @TheSvantini
    @TheSvantini 12 років тому

    @kittyloly He says "Take all the tongue depressors out, lick 'em all, put 'em all back in"

  • @thiefaura
    @thiefaura 12 років тому

    @VILEseason
    Because it's a 'best of' stand up from him.

  • @RainerComedy13
    @RainerComedy13 12 років тому

    Because that was the very last time he would perform.

  • @G3M333
    @G3M333 12 років тому

    @VILEseason You clearly didn't read the description. This was a tour where he performed his classic bits for the last time.

  • @howie835
    @howie835 12 років тому

    @VILEseason cause hes telling them.......for the last time :D

  • @StasKan87
    @StasKan87 12 років тому

    Not a single F*ck was given that day.

  • @peajay81
    @peajay81 12 років тому

    @VILEseason this is over ten years old. he has had new routines on talk shows. idk if hes done any more touring or specials tho.

  • @Mosquito180
    @Mosquito180 12 років тому

    @VILEseason that's from Seinfeld... that's from Seinfeld.... that's from Seinfeld .......

  • @Philhouse21
    @Philhouse21 12 років тому

    Because there is always to many people in his apartment to get any real work done

  • @crocodylus73
    @crocodylus73 12 років тому

    Hennigan's in the glass?

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant 12 років тому

    Bloody hell who referred to him as a filthy jew? Certainly not me, I love the guy.
    I was trying to imply the whole "if it ain't broke don't fix it", besides you should check out the vid with him, ricky gervais, chris rock and louis ck for his reasoning behind not doing new material.
    And of course he has more money than me, he had one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. Are you outing yourself as a horrific racist? What the hell??

  • @dochye123
    @dochye123 12 років тому

    what do you mean?

  • @TrophyEnthusiast
    @TrophyEnthusiast 11 років тому

    Does anyone know the name of that new thing he's doing with Michael Richards aka Kramor Cosmo

  •  12 років тому

    @VILEseason You know this is the whole point of this show, right?

  • @hussain17dec
    @hussain17dec 12 років тому

    Do you mean 13:25 ?

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 11 років тому +2

    comedians in cars?.....

  • @TheCommander454
    @TheCommander454 11 років тому

    7:07

  • @Fredrockroll
    @Fredrockroll 12 років тому

    He's***
    Misspelled, sorry

  • @staestanks
    @staestanks 12 років тому

    how old is this?

  • @fifth_elephant
    @fifth_elephant 12 років тому

    @VILEseason Because he's Jewish and the material still sells?

  • @shinigamiryuk
    @shinigamiryuk 11 років тому

    HE'S TELLING THESE FOR THE LAST TIME
    But it kind of odd he's telling jokes that were on his show. You'd think that would be how 99% of the people here has heard of him.

    • @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5
      @ChiChiGotDaYaYo5 6 років тому +4

      thus that is why he's telling you for the last time lol cause you've already heard them....lol

  • @TrophyEnthusiast
    @TrophyEnthusiast 11 років тому

    Kramer

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 12 років тому

    Why you no write any jokes at all?

  • @308Industries
    @308Industries 12 років тому

    ;)

  • @DragoonBoom
    @DragoonBoom 12 років тому

    What horrible comments to be rated top...

  • @VILEseason
    @VILEseason 12 років тому

    WHY HE NO WRITE NEW JOKES

  • @ferise1
    @ferise1 11 років тому

    hahah nice grammar. but true. He's a taurus, like Leno, funny guy but lack ideas in the long run.

  • @WelcomeToZomboCom
    @WelcomeToZomboCom 12 років тому

    lol Seinfeld is not that good at improvising, he's not really reacting to the crowd.

  • @SoCalDualSport
    @SoCalDualSport 13 років тому

    I love being first to comment. You are second.

  • @TheFalzox
    @TheFalzox 11 років тому

    Because he isn't a comedian and doesn't do it for a living.

  • @AgainFilms
    @AgainFilms 12 років тому

    jew