@@benabramowitz18 Those who are in positions of power -- cultural, economic, political -- are there because they have money, not talent. (Sorry, didn't mean to get all heavy on you there. 🙂)
Don't spread nasty rumours, no one has ever seen The Rock act- he's a celebrity, pretty much a media personality at most. Surely his appearance in movies is starting to tank his films box office by now
Anyone else find it kind of heartwarming that no matter how many times Producer Guy already has been disappointed, bankrupted or weirded out by Screenwriter Guy, he still greets him with a smile on his face and full of enhusiasm for his next project?
I mean it's not far from reality. The writers of Gods of Egypt somehow landed a job to write Morbius and Madame Webb. As they say in Hollywood it's not about what you know, it's about who you know. There's a reason "Failing Upwards" became a term.
Its either he's got a great enthusiasm for movie making or he's just really terrible at managing his corporate financial. It could also be both now that i think about it.
"Filming ran into issues with Johnson, who was an average of seven to eight hours late to film his scenes and missed several days of shooting. These delays reportedly increased the budget by $50 million to a total of $250 million. Johnson later admitted to frequent tardiness as well as urinating in bottles on set" I'll be damned
You can tell he's checked out. Why even bother agreeing to do a movie if you hate it? Cuz the money? I don't think he's hurting for money but maybe his greed got the better of him.
@@dheard81 either that or he owed someone a favor and had to do the movie. Then again, he doesn't have a great track record at picking good movies, so maybe it is greed. Or maybe he just has some weird masochistic fetish for starring in terrible movies.
This is the most Netflix movie I've yet encountered. Big names, big budget, "Red" in the title, action scenes, a story, a script, and an overwhelming sense of "well, that's a couple of hours I'll never get back".
I'm shocked this wasn't a Netflix original. They literally filmed the opening to Scrooged about a soulless TV exec and realized the problem was that it wasn't released theatrically.
@@stargirl7646 Few days ago a rumor went around that the Rock pisses in water bottles and leave it for the aides on set to clean it. He also frequently doesn't show up which cost the movie a lot (hence the last joke in this pitch meeting).
@@stargirl7646 reports of The Rock peeing in water bottles on set and giving them to a PA to get rid of instead of going to the bathroom. And then I think The Rock came out and said "No... okay only like sometimes"
It's not like it was that hard to tell. After all the writer guy for this pitch meeting looked exactly like the writer guy for all the fast and furious pitch meetings.
@@Flint-Dibble-the-DonBut with more steroids, and less robots If you add robots instead of steroids, you get Pacific Rim If you add steroids and get rid of both the cars AND the robots... I'm not sure what you're left with-
Thank you for acknowledging that Dwayne Johnson doesn’t act- he just puts himself in character clothes with character names, but he’s always just Dwayne.
The Rock *can* act - not amazingly, but he's capable of it. He just chooses not to. I will die on the hill that the Rock's best movie is also Michael Bay's best movie (Pain & Gain).
With that super long pause until the last wow, I just realized that Ryan could make millions of followers freak out and lose our minds just by leaving the last wow out... that's a dangerous power to have I've decided.
One of my friends wanted to see this movie, and since she's sad and going through a divorce I said I'd go with her. At the end I thought, maybe there will be a pitch meeting for this. Thank you Ryan, you made watching it worthwhile.
@@thatoneflygon8291 do you know when an ego is so fragile that he/she wishes everyone to just cheer them? Exactly like that: "The Rock" must win every fight in every single movie, no exception, otherwise he will refuse to work on said films
@@marcoottina654 apparently he turned up hours late to set regularly and urinates in bottles as he can't be bothered going to a public toilet and left it for assistants to clean up as well. Not sure how true that is but it's going around as well.
This is easily the least convinced I have ever been of a movie’s actual existence. Even with all the posters, trailers, and interviews, I refuse to believe Red One isn’t just a fake background gag from a satire like Last Action Hero, Bowfinger, or Tropic Thunder. There were worse movies from this year, like Madame Web, Borderlands, Argylle, and Unfrosted, but at least I believed those movies had real actors and scenes.
Ryan George is such a cool guy for not only sitting through all of these movies but staying alert enough to make some sort of sense out of whatever plot is there then also tying it to a screen rant article about it.
When Ryan did the one talking about the rocks building and jungle obsession, he failed to mention "welcome to the jungle" which is just ridiculous. How you gunna leave that one out.
I discoverd you recently and as a french, I thought it would be difficult for me to understand without the subtitles, but actually super easy, barely an inconvenience
It seems like the time in between producer guy’s “wows” get longer and longer each time. Soon it’s going to be 10% pitch meeting, 90% pause between wows
You watch your mouth! That is one of the holy papers, the original sheets, the foundation of all Pitch Meetings! Some say they are filled with the creative energies of 1000 half baked "for-profit" plots and executive interference!!
I didn't even think of Ant-Man honestly. I immediately thought of the Disney Channel movie Bryan Cranston did when he was still on Malcolm in the Middle.
I miss when we had more legit action stars like the Jackie Chans and Jet Lis of the world. Now they're trying to force Eddie Redmayne as an action star and it's just laughable.
He actually played a really nervous guy in Southland Tales, weirdly good acting. It was his first movie, it bombed for various other reasons and so he never stopped being The Rock ever again.
Actually, trapping all the naughty people in snowglobes until they admit they did wrong and see the error of their ways sounds like a *really* good plan! Are we *sure* the Christmas Witch is the villain? XD
Okay, I had to pause halfway through the video, thinking I couldn't possibly have heard that plot summary right, but yup, after listening again, this movie sounds batshit insane.
Your editing skills regarding comedic timing are on point. People need to appreciate the invisible work that makes these jokes land so hard! Listen to the "wow, wow, wow... wow." The next line almost starts on top of the last wow. That long pause let's the joke have the space it needs and then BAM on to the next line to bring back momentum after that long pause. The jokes are great, but the editing takes them to the next level. Respect.
Funny thing that happened to me: I live in Brazil and went to a cinema and watched Red One. But I accidently chose the screening in portuguese and not english. So the entire time I had almost no idea what was going on and decided to wait until Ryan makes a pitch meeting for it. Watching a movie only to realise that it's not the correct language and then decide to wait for a pitch meeting of it is *TIGHT* !
That is an oddly specific type of tightness.. Wow, Wow, Wow... (sorry I have to put the garbage bins out, clean the soap scum from the shower base and mop the kitchen floor) ...Wow.
I fell asleep during "Godzilla vs Kong," and when I woke up, it seemed like it made no sense. Then, I watched the "Pitch Meeting" and realized it didn't make any sense to those who were awake, either.
Lately it has been about one movie a year for me, so whenever one comes along that seems really good I go to it. The last two I saw were Puss in Boots: The Last Wish and The Wild Robot. Both of those were worth watching in my opinion.
It's because the movie he was making the pitch Meeting for is so empty that he had to pad the runtime of the video, otherwise the Pitch would be 3 minutes long
It honestly sounds like Jack or whatever. The Rock's character's name is would be totally on board with the witch trapping everybody in a snow globe, especially if the only way to get out is to have a change of heart and be a good person. If you see the world as bleak and naughty like he said, this is a win. Already knew The Rock was going to win because it's always written in his contracts that he can't lose LOL
Does anyone else got the feeling that The rock is actually genuinely unpleasant and displeased all the time like he plays in movies, and in fact his interviews and free time jolly persona is actually the time when he acts and puts on a fake face? Every time I look at him I think "opposite day".
Im friends with someone who works on movie sets and she says The Rock is an absolute asshole. The anecdote she gave to probe this was that he pisses in plastic bottles and makes his assistant carry that out of the trailer :(
Well he is rich and famous enough his family will never have to work again in generations - yet he is still producing crappy movies and sells random useless products in his name, which he does also promot in said movies. So yeah, that's not exactly the behavior of a pleasent person. Generally I would assume any rich person is unpleasent by default, until they show otherwise.
Thanks for saying that, I wasn’t sure if it’s because I’m dying inside or if it’s actually this endless stream of sterile movies I just don’t care for.
Hollywood spending a quarter of a billion dollars on a premise that should have only cost 25 million dollars to make is actually super easy yet a massive inconvenience.
When I first heard The Rock and Chris Evans were doing a Christmas movie, I was really hoping for an updated version of Jingle All The Way. 2 dads competing for something during the holidays for their families. Alas, I was wrong.
Technically Jungle all the way 3 Jingle all the way 2 already happened it was with Larry the cable guy…. Gonna save the trouble wasn’t that good. Honestly tho a Jingle all the way with Captain America vs the Scorpion King I’d much rather see that. Then make a bunch of stupid jokes or cliches. Have Chris Evan’s character do that superhero landing. Have a part of the sequence in a Christmas Tree Lot where Dwayne Throws a freaking Tree at Chris. (Also it’ll technically be a jungle so good for the Rock)
I liked the slight change too. Can't quite put my finger on that facial expression, which seemed kinda self aware. It was kinda like he was goading screenwriter guy or something. 😹
I love never having to watch most these new, terribly written movies because Ryan covers the plot and storyline for me, saving me the disappointment and absurd money spent on popcorn at the theater
I’d like to see this. Then, after a dramatic staring contest, a disappointed Producer Guy could say “Make something up, on the spot!”. And Writer Guy could launch into the pitch meeting for this movie, not holding any paper in his hand, but seemingly pulling it out of his Movie Hole.
He's been flexing his gyat, and no cap he's been min-maxxing his rizz over the years and could mog any of those other beta movie reviewers on UA-cam - including Space Ice.
Recently I have picked up on a distinct lack of unpredictable gaps between "oh wow wow wow" and the final "...wow." We've witnessed the return of the unpredictable gap.
I was really hoping you were gonna say "wait... so you can stick the bad people in snow globes and they only escape if they truly have reformed their ways? Thats just.... incredible! What a brilliant plan! So shes the actual good guy?
Genre savviness OFF THE ROOF! (Like Santa's sleigh leaving) "A bad father in a Christmas movie! Oh man, I wonder if the events in the movie are gonna make him see the error of his ways and become a better father." "They will." "Oh, sick!"
Remind me again what went wrong in this world to make The Rock the biggest movie star on the planet. I seriously cannot comprehend why anyone with more than 2 brain cells would willingly watch a movie starring The Rock - let alone pay money for that excruciating experience.
Sometimes I stop watching a pitch because after half the video I’m annoyed how asinine the actual movie is that I can’t make it through Ryan’s video though he’s right in his portrayal of each stupidity. Sometimes it’s an inconvenience.
Some people are pretty crazy about what they will consider to be a Christmas movie. This one sounds more Christmas themed then several others I heard called Christmas movies that really weren't.
Waited over 2 years for this one since I heard the basic premise of it. When I saw the trailer a few months back I was already looking forward to the pitch meeting.
"Who are we gonna get to play Santa? Someone jolly, I hope" "J.K. Simmons" "The guy who played the angry conductor in Whiplash, Cave Johnson in those Portal games, and J. Jonah Jamesson in the Sonyverse and MCU?" "Yep."
@@thebrainflux1805 He's already done that, Episode 100. Episode 1000 (in about 14 years or so) should be the Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting.
One day we're going to get an hour long pitch meeting where 55 minutes of it will be the silent gap between the 3rd and 4th wows and I will be there for it
The start of this video felt very refreshing! The "I wonder if xy happens" got funnier every time. It was the childish joy of producer guy about uninspired movie tropes that made it both wholesome & cynical. And I feel like "Change it up a little and call it a day" - "Okay ... How about toddler size?" - "A day!" even felt like a potential new recurring joke :)
It's so nice of Hollywood to keep making movies for Pitch Meeting
Doesn't look like that's going to change anytime soon.
Why doesn't Hollywood make more good movies instead of bad ones? Are they stupid?
@@benabramowitz18 Because they made money for a while making bad movies.
@@benabramowitz18 Those who are in positions of power -- cultural, economic, political -- are there because they have money, not talent. (Sorry, didn't mean to get all heavy on you there. 🙂)
@@benabramowitz18 because they make millions of millions making movies for not so smart people who like bad movies. That is the sad truth
Watching the pitch meeting instead of watching The Rock 'act' is TIGHT !!
“Act”
I disagree. I would love to see any example of The Rock acting. That would be hilarious.
Don't spread nasty rumours, no one has ever seen The Rock act- he's a celebrity, pretty much a media personality at most.
Surely his appearance in movies is starting to tank his films box office by now
Copying the same comment from every Pitch Meeting is super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@jkadoodleis this a reference to your own comment?
I know it's the only way it makes sense, but I feel like I should ask anyway
Anyone else find it kind of heartwarming that no matter how many times Producer Guy already has been disappointed, bankrupted or weirded out by Screenwriter Guy, he still greets him with a smile on his face and full of enhusiasm for his next project?
A true entrepreneuer.
I like how Ryan comes in at the end knowing the thing we just watched.
I mean it's not far from reality. The writers of Gods of Egypt somehow landed a job to write Morbius and Madame Webb. As they say in Hollywood it's not about what you know, it's about who you know. There's a reason "Failing Upwards" became a term.
Its either he's got a great enthusiasm for movie making or he's just really terrible at managing his corporate financial.
It could also be both now that i think about it.
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
"Filming ran into issues with Johnson, who was an average of seven to eight hours late to film his scenes and missed several days of shooting. These delays reportedly increased the budget by $50 million to a total of $250 million. Johnson later admitted to frequent tardiness as well as urinating in bottles on set"
I'll be damned
"Haha that's a funny joke that insinuates the Rock pissing in bottles, what a funny thing to make u- oh"
You can tell he's checked out. Why even bother agreeing to do a movie if you hate it? Cuz the money? I don't think he's hurting for money but maybe his greed got the better of him.
8 hourst late?! Any regular person doing that would just find their workplace vacant when they arrived!
Six to eight hours late?! That’s basically just a normal work day, imagine only turning up to work the day after you were supposed to
@@dheard81 either that or he owed someone a favor and had to do the movie. Then again, he doesn't have a great track record at picking good movies, so maybe it is greed. Or maybe he just has some weird masochistic fetish for starring in terrible movies.
This is the most Netflix movie I've yet encountered. Big names, big budget, "Red" in the title, action scenes, a story, a script, and an overwhelming sense of "well, that's a couple of hours I'll never get back".
Perfect description of an assembly-line movie. And studios wonder why people stopped watching.
I'm shocked this wasn't a Netflix original. They literally filmed the opening to Scrooged about a soulless TV exec and realized the problem was that it wasn't released theatrically.
Every netflix movie feels like it was directed by someone who has heard of movies but never actually watched - let alone directed - one.
Whenever screenwriter guy says "Because the movie's almost over", I expect producer guy to say "Oh, thank God."
Ugh, stories. Scripts. Don't get me started.
Forgetting a new movie came out until you see the pitch meeting on UA-cam is tight!
I envy your ability to forget this movie.
It’s super easy barely an inconvenience
@@evancarlson5805having the ability to forget a movie is tight
YEAH it is! 😁
I found out that this movie exists from this video.
'and he'll stop aiming for the water bottles' was pretty damn good
What did that mean?
@@stargirl7646 Few days ago a rumor went around that the Rock pisses in water bottles and leave it for the aides on set to clean it. He also frequently doesn't show up which cost the movie a lot (hence the last joke in this pitch meeting).
I heard that line, almost choked on my lunch and immediately scrolled down to see if anyone mentioned it
@@stargirl7646 reports of The Rock peeing in water bottles on set and giving them to a PA to get rid of instead of going to the bathroom. And then I think The Rock came out and said "No... okay only like sometimes"
I didn't get it?
The screenwriter of this did actually write seven of the Fast and Furious movies. Good reference Ryan
They had scripts for those?
@@ShawnMiloloosely based on all the playing with Hot Wheels you did when you were a kid.
@@Flint-Dibble-the-Don Nice! Did that have that folding Hot Wheels service station I had in the early 80s? Vroom vroom!
It's not like it was that hard to tell. After all the writer guy for this pitch meeting looked exactly like the writer guy for all the fast and furious pitch meetings.
@@Flint-Dibble-the-DonBut with more steroids, and less robots
If you add robots instead of steroids, you get Pacific Rim
If you add steroids and get rid of both the cars AND the robots... I'm not sure what you're left with-
Thank you for acknowledging that Dwayne Johnson doesn’t act- he just puts himself in character clothes with character names, but he’s always just Dwayne.
Same as Tom Cruise, for the most part.
@@WobblyBits_X Exactly.
The Rock *can* act - not amazingly, but he's capable of it. He just chooses not to. I will die on the hill that the Rock's best movie is also Michael Bay's best movie (Pain & Gain).
@@shadyguy23 I'd honestly say his best acting is Southland Tales because it is so silly and over the top.
I dunno. I thought he was pretty good as Maui.
5:27 That's the guy from the thing I just watched!!!
Yea yea yea!
He's the guy from the other video!
@@cd31000Nice
Among other things, sir
With that super long pause until the last wow, I just realized that Ryan could make millions of followers freak out and lose our minds just by leaving the last wow out... that's a dangerous power to have I've decided.
I think I'll be ok though, I'm normal and just recognise UA-cam entertainment.
I think he actually did that once when the writer guy was talking about subverting the audience's expectations.
Someday, Producer Guy is going to say 'ow'. And then everyone's computer will explode.
@@Jason-MoonFellow die hard pitch meeting watcher I see
I thought my phone froze I was confused lol
3:51 "That is why this is in here." Your soulless delivery of that line deserves some kind of major award.
Like a lamp… with instructions: “keep away from jealous house wives”
🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why it reminded me of... Dan Olson or something?
Either way I loved it too
🦵
I distinctly remember seeing the poster and thinking “oh, I’m looking forward to that. I’m sure it will be a great pitch meeting!”
😄😄😄😄
That absolutly floored me. I hope one day I will be able to have your level of optimism.
Absolutely 😂😂😂
Thank you Ryan for sitting through "Red One" just to make this video. Your sacrifice is not lost on us.
One of my friends wanted to see this movie, and since she's sad and going through a divorce I said I'd go with her. At the end I thought, maybe there will be a pitch meeting for this. Thank you Ryan, you made watching it worthwhile.
A dramatic pause during "wows" is tight
Wow, wow, wow...
A supercut of all the pauses between those "wows" in every Pitch Meeting would be extra tight.
wow
At some point we’ll get him starting it at the beginning of a Pitch Meeting and finishing it at the end. I look forward to that video.
The pause wasn’t really that tight.
The Rock’s ‘no lose’ clause + a massively bloated budget + terrible marketing and a November release for a Christmas movie = a box-office bomb
What's the no-lose clause?
@@thatoneflygon8291 do you know when an ego is so fragile that he/she wishes everyone to just cheer them?
Exactly like that: "The Rock" must win every fight in every single movie, no exception, otherwise he will refuse to work on said films
@@thatoneflygon8291 Exactly as it sounds, any film he's in isn't allowed to have a scene where his character loses a fight.
@@marcoottina654 apparently he turned up hours late to set regularly and urinates in bottles as he can't be bothered going to a public toilet and left it for assistants to clean up as well. Not sure how true that is but it's going around as well.
@@thatoneflygon8291 Vin Diesel and the Rock both have that clause. Which is why all their fights ended in stalemate in the fast series.
This is easily the least convinced I have ever been of a movie’s actual existence. Even with all the posters, trailers, and interviews, I refuse to believe Red One isn’t just a fake background gag from a satire like Last Action Hero, Bowfinger, or Tropic Thunder.
There were worse movies from this year, like Madame Web, Borderlands, Argylle, and Unfrosted, but at least I believed those movies had real actors and scenes.
Argyle was way better than the above
I was expecting it to be a prequel to the Bruce Willis "Red" movie.
I was convinced this is another SNL sketch like the live action Bambi or something like this :D
I loved Tropic Thunder!
madame web came out this year?
Ryan George is such a cool guy for not only sitting through all of these movies but staying alert enough to make some sort of sense out of whatever plot is there then also tying it to a screen rant article about it.
Something like this cost 250 million is just madness
Dwayne Johnson is not only a fan of jungles, but also the colour red.
Okay I'm glad someone else noticed what his favorite color seems to be
When Ryan did the one talking about the rocks building and jungle obsession, he failed to mention "welcome to the jungle" which is just ridiculous. How you gunna leave that one out.
Heh... Noticed
I thought you were making a reference to his budget-overrunning shenanigans, but no he actually seems to like the colour.
So, his next movie should be called "Red Jungle"?
I discoverd you recently and as a french, I thought it would be difficult for me to understand without the subtitles, but actually super easy, barely an inconvenience
Maybe it’s because he’s French lol
Isn't he canadian?
@ yeah he’s French Canadian. That was the joke
Not that you care, but you usually say "a French person" because French is an adjective.
@@MuttFitness I'm not against advice, especially when it's without condescension.
“Who is this movie for?”
Ryan George, so he can turn it into something for us.
It seems like the time in between producer guy’s “wows” get longer and longer each time. Soon it’s going to be 10% pitch meeting, 90% pause between wows
The Rock is entering his “lived long enough to become a villain” phase..
I thought we went thru this in Black Adam?! :)
What did he do beside making bad film ? I don't follow news recently care to explain
1:05 lol he only has one paper
That's what I noticed! Ha. The whole movie fits on . . . a page! Ha.
😂I didn't even notice that.
Lmfao that's great...so many good gags in this one, it's an instant classic. Well worth the 250 million
Saw that. Very clever.
You watch your mouth! That is one of the holy papers, the original sheets, the foundation of all Pitch Meetings! Some say they are filled with the creative energies of 1000 half baked "for-profit" plots and executive interference!!
Love that Writer Guy reaction to Ant-Man.
I didn't even think of Ant-Man honestly. I immediately thought of the Disney Channel movie Bryan Cranston did when he was still on Malcolm in the Middle.
That killed me
Also Antman in the slideshow at the end lol
😂😂😂😂
I also didn't immediately think of AntMan...thought of _Honey I shrunk the kids_
My first thought was "you mean like when Dwayne Johnson was a tooth fairy?"
Dwayne Johnson has been playing one character since his WWE days, that is the rock.
Disagreed, the Rock was actually charismatic, Dwayne Johnson isn’t.
He was decent Hercules, but that's it.
He tried to play paper and scissor, but he was so much convincing as the Rock.
I miss when we had more legit action stars like the Jackie Chans and Jet Lis of the world. Now they're trying to force Eddie Redmayne as an action star and it's just laughable.
He actually played a really nervous guy in Southland Tales, weirdly good acting. It was his first movie, it bombed for various other reasons and so he never stopped being The Rock ever again.
1:35 Love that suspense at
Actually, trapping all the naughty people in snowglobes until they admit they did wrong and see the error of their ways sounds like a *really* good plan! Are we *sure* the Christmas Witch is the villain? XD
Okay, I had to pause halfway through the video, thinking I couldn't possibly have heard that plot summary right, but yup, after listening again, this movie sounds batshit insane.
And not in the good way.
I was about to write that @@null6634
I thought this movie looked terrible from the trailers. This pitch meeting pretty much confirms that.
"That's popular on the internet."
"THAT. IS. WHY. THIS. IS. IN. HERE."
Should be the new Pitch Meeting trope.
Love it
My question has always been: "What is a baby doing with candy?"
Waiting for someone to take it
@@jdotoz I hear babies have a secret weapon to keep those potential candy-snatchers away. You guessed it - a loaded diaper!
Backflips probably.
Keeping a baby from eating candy is actually probably a wise thing to do!
WINNA WINNA INTERNET DINNA!!!
Your editing skills regarding comedic timing are on point. People need to appreciate the invisible work that makes these jokes land so hard! Listen to the "wow, wow, wow... wow." The next line almost starts on top of the last wow. That long pause let's the joke have the space it needs and then BAM on to the next line to bring back momentum after that long pause. The jokes are great, but the editing takes them to the next level. Respect.
2:05 The intensity with which Ryan says "Oh, sick!" is the stuff of legends.
Someone needs to gif this.
Using the eye swirl effect in the thumbnail to give the Rock his signature eyebrow raise move is tight!
Love that suspense at 1:35
I couldn't be the one who was like what happened to the connection?! Lmao
Funny thing that happened to me:
I live in Brazil and went to a cinema and watched Red One. But I accidently chose the screening in portuguese and not english. So the entire time I had almost no idea what was going on and decided to wait until Ryan makes a pitch meeting for it.
Watching a movie only to realise that it's not the correct language and then decide to wait for a pitch meeting of it is *TIGHT* !
this makes me wonder what differences there may be between a movie theater visit in Brazil versus in the USA
@@professorhazard I suppose the Portuguese is a bit of a difference
That is an oddly specific type of tightness.. Wow, Wow, Wow... (sorry I have to put the garbage bins out, clean the soap scum from the shower base and mop the kitchen floor) ...Wow.
How are you in Brazil but don’t know Portuguese 😂
I fell asleep during "Godzilla vs Kong," and when I woke up, it seemed like it made no sense. Then, I watched the "Pitch Meeting" and realized it didn't make any sense to those who were awake, either.
KENDRICK JUST DROPPED NEW MUSIC.... LET'S GOOOOOOO.....👑👑👑👑👑👑✌🏽🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I don’t even watch movies anymore. I just watched the pitch meeting.
So much time and frustration is saved doing it, this, it
Would you watch Pitch meeting : The Movie?
Yea, it's usually a better version as well of the stink that's produced today
Lately it has been about one movie a year for me, so whenever one comes along that seems really good I go to it. The last two I saw were Puss in Boots: The Last Wish and The Wild Robot. Both of those were worth watching in my opinion.
It’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
1:30 pure evil, the break is getting longer with each video
April fool's day, it lasts for an entire minute.
Oof @@alzerbardoz1953
fast forward to 10 years from now, the pause between the wows will take about as long as a tv commercial
It's because the movie he was making the pitch Meeting for is so empty that he had to pad the runtime of the video, otherwise the Pitch would be 3 minutes long
5:36 Does that counts as Easter egg, considering this is a Christmas movie?
Take my like and get out of here
Yes, almost literally!
It does!
Maybe a gift😂
Oh making puns and intending them is tight!
Can't wait for Red Two Pitch meeting
It honestly sounds like Jack or whatever. The Rock's character's name is would be totally on board with the witch trapping everybody in a snow globe, especially if the only way to get out is to have a change of heart and be a good person. If you see the world as bleak and naughty like he said, this is a win. Already knew The Rock was going to win because it's always written in his contracts that he can't lose LOL
A Pitch Meeting for _The Substance_ would be TIGHT!
It'd much shorter for a pitch meeting
I don't know... Writer Guy telling Producer Guy that "They. Are. One." might have unforeseen consequences
I'm picturing part of the pitch as the writer guy describing the third act just bleeped out and producer guy staring in horror 😂
The power of 1 the power of 2 the power of manyyyyyy
We need one for Snatch. I've been asking for fuckin years.
Does anyone else got the feeling that The rock is actually genuinely unpleasant and displeased all the time like he plays in movies, and in fact his interviews and free time jolly persona is actually the time when he acts and puts on a fake face? Every time I look at him I think "opposite day".
I think he used to be a genuine guy but that he now believes his own hype.
Im friends with someone who works on movie sets and she says The Rock is an absolute asshole. The anecdote she gave to probe this was that he pisses in plastic bottles and makes his assistant carry that out of the trailer :(
There's a reason he never works with a director who is famous enough to tell him No. I get major diva vibes from him.
@@FaithCrisisSurvivor "I AM THE HYPE!!!"
Well he is rich and famous enough his family will never have to work again in generations - yet he is still producing crappy movies and sells random useless products in his name, which he does also promot in said movies. So yeah, that's not exactly the behavior of a pleasent person.
Generally I would assume any rich person is unpleasent by default, until they show otherwise.
I swear those slideshows are the most rewarding part. They're just SO RELAXING
*Outro music proceeds to play*
yeah, but the elevator music sticks in your ear for at least 24 hours.
I really need the beat for the slideshow so I can rap over
... and I'm like "I remember that! That was from that thing! That I just watched!" Good times.
@@pegandkarl ah yes, dopamine
That pause between WOW WOW WOW and WOW can never be long enough.
Why did Ryan even bother putting a spoiler warning. We have no intention of watching it
Thanks for saying that, I wasn’t sure if it’s because I’m dying inside or if it’s actually this endless stream of sterile movies I just don’t care for.
Especially since you can guess the whole movie from the trailer. It sounds super formulaeic.
Technically, the movie is the spoiler for the Pitch Meeting.
“Hey, Shut Up!” 😂
It's not that we might watch it, it's that the horrors of its mediocrity might shatter the minds of the unprepared.
I feel like it would have been funnier to just end the video at 0:55 as I'm sure that's where the actual pitch ended...
Yeah, if it immediately went to the end but was a short moment for a gag, like those roll credits jokes
2:05 OH SICK! 😂
2:04 This needs to be recurring.
@emptyhand777 yes! Let's not get too hopeful though I haven't heard get all the way off my back and oh let me get off that thing for a bit now
I died 😂
Legit snot take. Had to wash my face.
Legit LOL. My family thinks I'm insane now.
I’m ready for a 2 minute pause before the last “wow”
Hollywood spending a quarter of a billion dollars on a premise that should have only cost 25 million dollars to make is actually super easy yet a massive inconvenience.
When I first heard The Rock and Chris Evans were doing a Christmas movie, I was really hoping for an updated version of Jingle All The Way. 2 dads competing for something during the holidays for their families. Alas, I was wrong.
Remaking the classic Jingle All The Way would be outrageous! It would be like remaking Citizen Kane or Casablanca.
@@Alexanderiiistfu!! Delete your comment before a studio executive sees it!!!
@@Szokynyovics Too late! They're gonna remake Citizen Kane and call it Citizen Jane! They will cast a female lead.
Technically Jungle all the way 3
Jingle all the way 2 already happened it was with Larry the cable guy…. Gonna save the trouble wasn’t that good.
Honestly tho a Jingle all the way with Captain America vs the Scorpion King
I’d much rather see that.
Then make a bunch of stupid jokes or cliches. Have Chris Evan’s character do that superhero landing. Have a part of the sequence in a Christmas Tree Lot where Dwayne Throws a freaking Tree at Chris. (Also it’ll technically be a jungle so good for the Rock)
@@WorldPeace21 Thought we banned the incels here
4:01 I love how serious this “gonna be tough to get outta that situation” was
I liked the slight change too. Can't quite put my finger on that facial expression, which seemed kinda self aware. It was kinda like he was goading screenwriter guy or something. 😹
"They think he's kramping our style"
"Kramping-us?"
"Yeah"
The irony of that "very heroic" was tight! 😂
I love never having to watch most these new, terribly written movies because Ryan covers the plot and storyline for me, saving me the disappointment and absurd money spent on popcorn at the theater
Having the longest gap between the 3rd and fourth 'wow' since the Honest Trailers Pitch Meeting Review is TIGHT
"So you have a movie for me?"
"No. No, not really."
I’d like to see this. Then, after a dramatic staring contest, a disappointed Producer Guy could say “Make something up, on the spot!”. And Writer Guy could launch into the pitch meeting for this movie, not holding any paper in his hand, but seemingly pulling it out of his Movie Hole.
@@dennish.7708 Oh, movie holes are TIGHT!
@@dennish.7708 he has done something like that before.
Ryan’s really been edging us with those last “wows” lately
being edged is tight
@@johnsmith-jq1ucI don't like the sound of that.
Right? Got a bit of anxiety from that one.
@@johnsmith-jq1ucGiggity
He's been flexing his gyat, and no cap he's been min-maxxing his rizz over the years and could mog any of those other beta movie reviewers on UA-cam - including Space Ice.
Recently I have picked up on a distinct lack of unpredictable gaps between "oh wow wow wow" and the final "...wow." We've witnessed the return of the unpredictable gap.
I was really hoping you were gonna say "wait... so you can stick the bad people in snow globes and they only escape if they truly have reformed their ways? Thats just.... incredible! What a brilliant plan! So shes the actual good guy?
3:12 I get this reference!
Please explain.
@@mmkelite The Rock likes to piss in water bottles and leave them on set.
@@mmkelite Rock's assistant had some extraordinary duty on the set.
Eeewwe
Genre savviness OFF THE ROOF! (Like Santa's sleigh leaving)
"A bad father in a Christmas movie! Oh man, I wonder if the events in the movie are gonna make him see the error of his ways and become a better father."
"They will."
"Oh, sick!"
haha i was waiting for the jungle joke. was not disappointed. dwayne loves his jungles and buildings
And the color red apparently
Remind me again what went wrong in this world to make The Rock the biggest movie star on the planet. I seriously cannot comprehend why anyone with more than 2 brain cells would willingly watch a movie starring The Rock - let alone pay money for that excruciating experience.
0:55 His tone of voice makes me think he didn't have a script and is just making it up on the spot.
“Oh I’m sure no one is gonna think this is a cinematic masterpiece or treat it like one!”
Cut to article of the Rock comparing Oppenheimer to Red One
2:49 IT'S A DAY
The record for the longest break to the final 'wow' is...
tight!
I feel like the writer had less papers in his script for this one, and that is accurate.
Bro I hadn't even heard of this movie till 2 days ago, and you're telling me they spent 250m on it? Jesus.
I love these so much. Watching them are super easy,barely an inconvenience.
The face at 1:15 is me getting a new Pitch Meeting video notification
"The movie's almost over..."
"Well great!"
All the Tropes in One Movie?
I bet it's Amazing.
I like that the pause between the fourth and fifth Wow gets longer and longer
5:00 Although, Krampus gets instantly defeated, so it didn't matter than he showed up.
Watching Pitch Meeting instead of the actual movie is Tight!
Sometimes I stop watching a pitch because after half the video I’m annoyed how asinine the actual movie is that I can’t make it through Ryan’s video though he’s right in his portrayal of each stupidity. Sometimes it’s an inconvenience.
Watching Pitch Meeting instead of the actual movie is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
This was a Christmas movie as much as my 86 year old Hindu Grandma is Christian.
Merry Christmas Ryan 🎄
Some people are pretty crazy about what they will consider to be a Christmas movie. This one sounds more Christmas themed then several others I heard called Christmas movies that really weren't.
People actually consider "Die Hard" a Christmas movie, so, you know, anything is possible 😂
4:00 The exhausted and disillusioned look on producer guy's face when he delivers his classic catchphrases in this one is absolutely brutal.
These are the exact types of films this channel was built on and made for.
That "Oh SICK!" yell was Oscar Award material!
"He'll stop aiming for the water bottles."
"What...?"
Ryan is so good 😂!
Waited over 2 years for this one since I heard the basic premise of it. When I saw the trailer a few months back I was already looking forward to the pitch meeting.
The pause on the third wow blew me away. Actually gasped
Paul Rudd cameo in the slide show... Well played sir... well played!
@0:49 HE-rarchy?
Explain yourself Ryan?
He often says it like that
@@Spinnyfrog Is it one of those weird Canadian ways of saying it, type of words?
@@mavortius8768 firstly, i have no idea.
Secondly. You seem to have a great taste in video games
@@mavortius8768I’ve never heard anyone say it like that
5:17 Well, Producer Guy's got no right to complain, considering he approved it anyway after hearing that.
"Who are we gonna get to play Santa? Someone jolly, I hope"
"J.K. Simmons"
"The guy who played the angry conductor in Whiplash, Cave Johnson in those Portal games, and J. Jonah Jamesson in the Sonyverse and MCU?"
"Yep."
Don’t forget Yellow!
We know a thing or two because we have seen a thing or two. We are Farmer's.
The gRape Nazi leader from OZ
"Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"
I was all up for this film due to Chris Evans, but the rule of "Never watch anything with the Rock in it" takes priority.
My hands are tied.
The Slideshow at the end might be the single greatest contribution to UA-cam in the last 10 years
Soon as I left the theatre I had two thoughts. Thank god that’s over, can’t wait for the pitch meeting.
Why would you go to the theaters and pay to watch it? It was guaranteed garbage.
@@travisscholes6588 watch movie bad. watch video good.
Normally I think of something witty to write… but instead… happy holidays Ryan! And never stop pitching
We'll be making him do this until he's ninety.
As long as he keeps pitching i'll keep catching.
@@GoodEggGuy Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting, 50 years later.
@@thebrainflux1805 He's already done that, Episode 100. Episode 1000 (in about 14 years or so) should be the Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting.
One day we're going to get an hour long pitch meeting where 55 minutes of it will be the silent gap between the 3rd and 4th wows and I will be there for it
4th and 5th. But yeah.
@@brucebaker810 oooh so close, but not quite 1:28
Holy cow that got me so good when Ryan snuck Ant Man into the slideshow
Another pitch meeting?
“Barely an inconvenience” 🤓
5:10 - 5:20
The way he said *"WHAT?"* like that... I definitely felt that, XD
The start of this video felt very refreshing! The "I wonder if xy happens" got funnier every time. It was the childish joy of producer guy about uninspired movie tropes that made it both wholesome & cynical.
And I feel like "Change it up a little and call it a day" - "Okay ... How about toddler size?" - "A day!" even felt like a potential new recurring joke :)