"It's just a plane crash, sir. This is an action movie, that's how planes get to the ground" may still be my favourite film cliché observation of Ryan's ever.
Gigantic pitch meeting compilations are the smartest way to get them all on the new channel. These never get old. Seriously could watch all day (and sometimes I do).
I just discovered this channel. It's so cathartic to have someone playfully point out things that I have found frustrating about some movies. These videos are hilarious.
Thank you so much for such an amazing thing, I've loved this channel for years mostly (about 90%) because of Ryan, and just the best satire and joke delivery I've ever heard.
I have watch and laughed with you for years, but that line about being an action movie and thats how plans get to the ground had me in stiches! Cheers from South Africa! Here is a sideways laughing emoji to perfectly illustrate the intensity of my laughter 🤣
Happy New Year, Ryan! Wishing you and your bride to be a great year. Thank you for what you do, your videos literally always making my day a bit better.
Thank you Ryan for these great pitch meetings! Thanks to you, I only went to see the three movies below and saved myself from lots of bad-quality movies ! Top Gun: Maverick - watched and liked Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Pitch Meeting - watched and disliked Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - watched the first half and left !
I love that joke about bookshelf from Lightyear. It seems pretty similar to one hilarious facebook post (in Polish), when someone was looking for "that movie, when dude seemed to flew to space, but was behind a bookshelf"
"Still plenty of jokes per minute don't worry about it we're gonna be cruising at a FURIOUS JPM." The Marvel Cinematic Universe post Endgame was just summarized in a single sentence.
PRODUCER GUY: So, you have a movie for me? SCREENWRITER GUY: Yes sir, I do, and boy is it a doozy! PG: Do tell! (beat) Did that sound sophisticated? SG: Not really. That’s not a thing people say anymore. PG: Well, I’m bringing it back, baby! SG: Well, good luck with that, weirdo. So this movie’s about some rando person’s life story. PG: Oh. Is it a documentary, or one of those inspirational “based on a true story” movies that’ll make me cry? SG: Well, see, it’s about this girl who wanted to be famous when she grew up. PG: Do tell. SG: Doesn’t sound any better, sir. PG: Give it time, it’ll grow on you. SG: Don’t think so. Anyway, turns out she’s got a bunch of mental issues she was born with, but since she was born in the 80’s, mental health diagnoses weren’t really a thing you took seriously. PG: Indubitably. SG: What? PG: Just trying out another one. (in British accent) I’m fancy. SG: Of course, sir. So anyway, she wants to be a musician and a writer and a bunch of creative stuff, but her insecure mother and her own mental hang-ups keep getting in the way. PG: Ooh, another female-driven movie about women overcoming the odds and shattering societal expectations? (fading enthusiasm) Another one? SG: Well, see, in high school she goes out with this guy with long hair who wants to be a rock star. PG: Wow, rock star boyfriends with long hair are TIGHT! SG: Yeah, maybe, but this boyfriend turns out to have undiagnosed mental illness and the two start emotionally self-destructing and split up. PG: Ah, another “smart, independent woman who don’t need no man” protagonist. (mild disdain) Again. SG: Not really, sir. But anyway, when she grows up she gets diagnosed with stuff like OCD, ADHD, crippling anxiety and possibly high-functioning autism, but no one really knows because the definitions keep changing. PG: Oh, boy! SG: And even though she‘s married to a nice guy and has a healthy relationship, she struggles with feeling both like an entitled high-functioning disabled person who’s somehow deprived of her destiny to be an artiste, and a crap-fire waste of oxygen. PG: Oh, wow. Tumultuous turmoil. (rolling his r’s) Grrrripping! SG: Indeed. PG: See? Told you it’d catch on. SG: What? PG: Fancy-speak. You just did it. SG: I wouldn’t consider “indeed” a fancy word. PG: Butlers say it all the time. (British accent) “Indeed, sir.” SG: Wow, you’re right! That IS fancy! PG: Yes! (fist pump) I win! I win! Anyway, you were saying, loser? SG: Anyway, so she gets some therapy and tries to gain the courage to have a child by getting a dog, but then her grandma dies and unearths a bunch of hidden emotional garbage she’s been repressing from past trauma. PG: (unenthusiastically) Wow, just more emotional stuff, huh? SG: Yes, sir. And she discovers all she does is spiral in a circle of trying to improve herself, finding out she can’t afford it and falling back into bad habits. And her dog sucks. PG: Oh, wow wow wow wow…wow. SG: Yeah. So after her grandma dies, she learns her mom had similar upbringing and struggles growing up, so despite the girl’s best efforts, she grew up to be a repressed creative, just like her insecure mom. So she’s thinking about breaking the cycle and not having children. (BEAT) PG: Wait, that’s the movie? SG: Yep, that’s it. What’d you think? PG: I didn’t hear an ending. SG: Yeah, no. It’s just that. A girl trying to break her family’s personal Ouroboros of insecure women begetting insecure women. PG: Ouro-what? That sounds fancy. Can we put that in the ending? SG: A snake eating itself? PG: Oh, is that what an Auror is? SG: No, sir. An Auror is a Harry Potter thing. PG: Ooh, is Harry Potter in this movie? SG: ‘Fraid not, sir. This story is about a real-live person, not a fake wizard. PG: Well, that’s a shame. Not sure this pitch is a winner. SG: (disappointed) Aw, really? PG: Yeah, sorry chief. Come back when you’ve got a cool lady protagonist that actually gets things done, or an action movie, or something. Think you can handle that? (under his breath in a British accent) You pathetic, loser sissy-man? SG: Actually, it’ll be super easy. Barely an inconvenience. PG: Oh, really? SG: Yeah, I actually had an idea for a new Captain Marvel movie. PG: (reviled) Get out. Out of my office. SG: Sir? PG: (British accent) Begone, I say! Out! I dunno I’m sorry lol
@@Tonyhouse1168 Lol thanks! I’m surprised anyone read this tbh. I was having a rough day after my grandma died, so decided to take OP’s comment as a writing prompt to help me process everything 🤪
How did I miss the “Top Gun 2” pitch meeting? I had my own issues with it, but that was about how a 60+ pilot who passed up promotions stayed in the Navy for almost 40 years.
I love these compilations! I put them on rewatch as I'm working, they are super funny, and I don't have to switch videos every 5 minutes. I've seen the Twilight one maybe 50 times.
Please pitch some older movies again. They are some of the best ones; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is probably the best. I'd love to see a Wizard of Oz pitch meeting 😄
You should do some pitch meetings for some of the real old classics. Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.
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Watching a pitch meeting compilation even though I've already watched all these pitch meetings before is TIGHT!
Wow. Wow wow wow. wow
I'm going to need you to get ALL the way off my back about already having seen the pitch meetings.
You'd think it would be _really difficult_ to watch a bunch of Pitch Meetings you've already seen ...
@@KarlBunker actually it's super easy barely an inconvenience
@@colorweaver5070 Oh Really?
I can’t get over how much chemistry these actors have together!
They're very closely related.
@@MichaelB1666 Legend :)
I can't get over how much they look alike for two fellas who definitely aren't the same guy.
@@ChrisAlvarezAlvarezImaging ok
@@ChrisAlvarezAlvarezImaging ok
Watching this 1 hour Pitch Meeting compilation is super easy, barely an inconvenience
And TIGHT
Oh Really.
Wow wow wow wow...... wow
YEAYEAYEA
How did you think of using His catch phrase for your comment ?!? You’re so smart and funny and creative and original. 👍
"So you have a 2022 Pitch Meeeting compilation for me?"
"Yes, sir, I do!"
“But haven’t they already seen all of these?”
“I’m going to need you to get alllll the way of my back about this”
Won't it be hard to get people to watch all of the pitch meetings again?
@@web4639 No it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience
Wowowow… wow
Watching Pitch Meeting compilations of Pitch Meetings you've already seen is TIGHT
Sometimes I play Pitch Meeting compilations when I'm doing stuff around the house. It's like having an old familiar friend keeping me company.
Same here😂😂😂
I listened to these for a few straight hours today while painting
listening to pitch meetings while you do stuff is TIGHT
100%
Touch grass
Oh, re-posting pitch meetings as compilations because you’re on vacation is TIGHT!
It sure is sir!!!😁
Wow wow wow
wow
that's brolatible, bro bro bro
bro
Super tight
It sure is sir
The timing for the fourth ¨wow¨ is always masterfully done.
The chemistry you two have is AMAZING. Abbott and Costello. Laurel and Hardy. Gilligan and Skipper.
Ryan and George!
Lefty and Righty!
Peanut & Butter
Legos and bare feet
Peas and carrots
"It's just a plane crash, sir. This is an action movie, that's how planes get to the ground" may still be my favourite film cliché observation of Ryan's ever.
Gigantic pitch meeting compilations are the smartest way to get them all on the new channel. These never get old. Seriously could watch all day (and sometimes I do).
Top Gun: A Star Wars Story
Top Gun: The Force Jumps Universes!
I'm gonna need you to get this wookie all the way off of my back.
A better star wars story
I just discovered this channel. It's so cathartic to have someone playfully point out things that I have found frustrating about some movies. These videos are hilarious.
Just discovering this channel is Tight!
"its not starwars sir."
The "whatever" chuckle that follows just cracks me up for some reason.
Happy New Year, Ryan! I can't wait to see more tight Pitch Meetings in 2023!
Fyi Ryan George started his own new Pitch Meetings channel.
The "Wow wow wow... Wow" makes me chuckle every time.
"IT'S NOT STAR WARS SIR" hilarious
…..it’s a Star Wars
Ok hahahaha
I still love these Pitch meetings, I can't find any other YT serial comedy that is consistently amusing all the way through and almost every time.
Watching pitch meetings multiple times is tight!
It's super easy.
Barely an inconvenience.
@gunnaliteswafford3842, oh, really?
Thank you so much for such an amazing thing, I've loved this channel for years mostly (about 90%) because of Ryan, and just the best satire and joke delivery I've ever heard.
What do you mean mostly because of him, its all him lol
@@themug406 It is now but it didn't used to be, he used to be part of screen rant.
@@josephdillard9907 this has always been his channel.
@@josephdillard9907 he used to handle all pitch meetings there too
"Big stretch buddy"
"Ooh, is there a dog in here?"
Holy shit that's peak comedy, honestly funny AF.
Pitch meeting is probably one of my favorite things to watch.
Oh really?
Yeah Yeah Yeah!
@@rerigan had no idea who kitboga was, searched and looks very cool, wish I had heard of him before being scammed 3 times
Hey shuddup
Watching pitch meetings is going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience
I have watch and laughed with you for years, but that line about being an action movie and thats how plans get to the ground had me in stiches! Cheers from South Africa! Here is a sideways laughing emoji to perfectly illustrate the intensity of my laughter 🤣
Five minutes of pure entertainment most every day. Thank you Ryan, and happy new year!🎉
Like once a week but yeah close to every day
I love it, when he does the "Heyshutup" like at 2:49!
Hey
watching compilations of Pitch Meetings I’ve all seen multiple time before is super easy, barely an inconvenience ❤
His Jim Halpert reference was TOP NOTCH 😂
“We’re gonna cut away”
“Oh I understand” 😂😂
5:14 HE FLEW THAT IN THE FIRST MOVIE!
He sure did, sir!
Wow wow wow wow!
Such a consistent level of quality, the laughs per second are on par with the best comedies. God bless Ryan George
Just an outrageous level of LPS.
I fear Pitch Meeting is much closer to the reality of how movies actually get made than we would wish to know. But Ryan is funny AF! Thanks, man!
“Unclear!” - best description of any movie made after 2015
*Q: Do I have time to watch a Pitch Meetings video when it's posted?*
A: "Yes sir, I do!"
Hey, remember in the 100th episode when we saw the editor with big eyes who was responsible for the googly eye thumbnails. Hahahaha what a great video
These are hands down the best Cliff's Notes ever. Thanks Ryan
I like how they named T'challa's son T'challa so they don't even have to Replace All on any scripts they've already written for black panther sequels
Brutally good point! Just some rework to the beginning & the rest is gravy...
I bet you also like playing in poop
Compiling the best 2022 Pitch Meetings is tight...And Ryan when are we gonna get JASON BOURNE movies
Fantastic. This will save me from having to rewatch each video 1000 times individually. Now I can binge this one on repeat 😅
Now we just need a best pitch meeting compilation featuring all of them
They already have a Playlist though
@@hendroidLaura I know I keep it in my library. I'm just kidding
@@hendroidLaura r/whoosh
Great year of pitch meetings.
Thank you Ryan for these very entertaining videos.
I love how eeryone who watches these are all the people who've already watched all the original ones and just love the content so much.
Happy New Year, Ryan! Wishing you and your bride to be a great year. Thank you for what you do, your videos literally always making my day a bit better.
“Super-powered upward noses are tight!”
Rewatching this gem and it’s aged like fine wine. Thanks Ryan!
These long compilation pitch meetings are TIGHT!!! One of the best content creators on UA-cam!
Thank you Ryan for these great pitch meetings! Thanks to you, I only went to see the three movies below and saved myself from lots of bad-quality movies !
Top Gun: Maverick - watched and liked
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Pitch Meeting - watched and disliked
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - watched the first half and left !
These always manage to cheer me up. I'd love to see how Ryan actually makes them. Keep up the great work 💪
talking about dr strange vs himself in a rap battle for some reason makes me want to see the Writer Guy vs Producer Guy.. Epic Rap Battle of History!
"...turns into joe biden" caught me way off guard😂
Ryan to me you have been one of the highlights of 2022!
Let's hope for a happy new 2023 and cheers to you from us here in Brisbane Australia!
I definitely haven't missed any of these, but rewatching things because they're now in a compilation is TIGHT!
Clicking Like 👍 on this compilation was super easy, barely an inconvenience and burning thru my Saturday morning with this is TIGHT! 😁
Sir,...you made my day. Anyone that can take a great film (top gun) and tear it apart is awesome...or tight!
"this is a Star Wars"... Tight!
1 hour... man, this is living every second
Two Ryan George videos in one day? Amazing!
Wow wow wow...
wow.
„Dang it Mjölnir, what the heck?!“ - that sounded so personal❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ryan George needs his own sitcom. Dude is freaking hilarious.
No?
Maybe!@@themug406
@@favoritemustard3542Oooh, confusing feelings for a youtuber getting the credit he deserves is *TIGHT*
He could just play all the roles. It would be easy, barely an inconvenience!
Ooooh finding this video right after it got released is TIGHT
The "it's not star wars sir" followed by that noise the other guy makes made me laugh out loud. Glad I wasn't drinking anything at that time!
4:41 that response is epic
I always feel good watching these.
I love that joke about bookshelf from Lightyear. It seems pretty similar to one hilarious facebook post (in Polish), when someone was looking for "that movie, when dude seemed to flew to space, but was behind a bookshelf"
Am I the only one who listens to these like a ASMR? His voice has become a comfy blanket for me throughout my day.
No, no you are not. 😊
waking up at 2pm to watch a 1 hour compilation of pitch meeting is TIGHT!
Sleeping all day is tight!
I didn't wake up, I just haven't gone to sleep yet
Love Ryan! Would love to see him on Hot Ones being interviewed by Sean and eating wings. From one youtube success to another.
I’ve watched maybe 5 episodes of Hot Ones (not really my thing), but I would definitely watch an episode with Ryan George!
How do we reach his manager? HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN?
Yes dammit!
I love that he said Cap turned into Joe Biden. I've been saying that since it came out!
"Still plenty of jokes per minute don't worry about it we're gonna be cruising at a FURIOUS JPM."
The Marvel Cinematic Universe post Endgame was just summarized in a single sentence.
Post Civil War, tbh. Guardians 2 probably started it.
"Hey shut up" gets me every time LOL
All the top pitch meetings from last year?! Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
"Wow wow wow... WOW" 😅
And "well, well, well'... WELL"
are my new anthem
Realizing TOP GUN MAVERICK being a star wars was so funny, Ryan is the best
HAPPY NEW YEAR RYAN!! My fav ones are the dsmom and top gun pitches 😂😂
This compilation is tight.
That, "I don't know😂😂" gets me everytime! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"OK! Money!" The rallying cry of every Pitch Meeting.
So fun and fluent videos chained into one.
I enjoy them so much. Love ur humor sense.
Thank you Mr adorable Canadian Rian.
🍯❣️🐝
These're from the earlier Pitch Meetings . . .
They sure are sir!
(Still watched them all again though!)
4:47 The chewbacca killed me❤😂
Watching 2022's pitching meetings instead of 2022's movies is tight!
My top fave YT channels include Ryan's. Pure comedy!😂😂😂
Watching Ryan n George banter each other for an hour is tight
I’m so glad I found this channel and his other channel. Never fails to make me laugh so thank you! 👊🏻
16:15 is still one of my favorite moments in all of the Pitch Meetings
"Hey shut up" gets me every single time 😂
This 2022 Best Movie Pitch Meetings Compilation is tight!
You are hilarious. Thankfully you have unlimited source material.
Enjoying these videos is super easy, barely an inconvenience. 😊
Of hundreds of hilarious lines, "....and Owen's gonna choke a dinosaur." Is up at the top of the list of funniest. Perfect delivery.
I wish Ryan would do a pitch meeting about my life so I could see how ridiculous it is.
PRODUCER GUY: So, you have a movie for me?
SCREENWRITER GUY: Yes sir, I do, and boy is it a doozy!
PG: Do tell! (beat) Did that sound sophisticated?
SG: Not really. That’s not a thing people say anymore.
PG: Well, I’m bringing it back, baby!
SG: Well, good luck with that, weirdo. So this movie’s about some rando person’s life story.
PG: Oh. Is it a documentary, or one of those inspirational “based on a true story” movies that’ll make me cry?
SG: Well, see, it’s about this girl who wanted to be famous when she grew up.
PG: Do tell.
SG: Doesn’t sound any better, sir.
PG: Give it time, it’ll grow on you.
SG: Don’t think so. Anyway, turns out she’s got a bunch of mental issues she was born with, but since she was born in the 80’s, mental health diagnoses weren’t really a thing you took seriously.
PG: Indubitably.
SG: What?
PG: Just trying out another one. (in British accent) I’m fancy.
SG: Of course, sir. So anyway, she wants to be a musician and a writer and a bunch of creative stuff, but her insecure mother and her own mental hang-ups keep getting in the way.
PG: Ooh, another female-driven movie about women overcoming the odds and shattering societal expectations? (fading enthusiasm) Another one?
SG: Well, see, in high school she goes out with this guy with long hair who wants to be a rock star.
PG: Wow, rock star boyfriends with long hair are TIGHT!
SG: Yeah, maybe, but this boyfriend turns out to have undiagnosed mental illness and the two start emotionally self-destructing and split up.
PG: Ah, another “smart, independent woman who don’t need no man” protagonist. (mild disdain) Again.
SG: Not really, sir. But anyway, when she grows up she gets diagnosed with stuff like OCD, ADHD, crippling anxiety and possibly high-functioning autism, but no one really knows because the definitions keep changing.
PG: Oh, boy!
SG: And even though she‘s married to a nice guy and has a healthy relationship, she struggles with feeling both like an entitled high-functioning disabled person who’s somehow deprived of her destiny to be an artiste, and a crap-fire waste of oxygen.
PG: Oh, wow. Tumultuous turmoil. (rolling his r’s) Grrrripping!
SG: Indeed.
PG: See? Told you it’d catch on.
SG: What?
PG: Fancy-speak. You just did it.
SG: I wouldn’t consider “indeed” a fancy word.
PG: Butlers say it all the time. (British accent) “Indeed, sir.”
SG: Wow, you’re right! That IS fancy!
PG: Yes! (fist pump) I win! I win! Anyway, you were saying, loser?
SG: Anyway, so she gets some therapy and tries to gain the courage to have a child by getting a dog, but then her grandma dies and unearths a bunch of hidden emotional garbage she’s been repressing from past trauma.
PG: (unenthusiastically) Wow, just more emotional stuff, huh?
SG: Yes, sir. And she discovers all she does is spiral in a circle of trying to improve herself, finding out she can’t afford it and falling back into bad habits. And her dog sucks.
PG: Oh, wow wow wow wow…wow.
SG: Yeah. So after her grandma dies, she learns her mom had similar upbringing and struggles growing up, so despite the girl’s best efforts, she grew up to be a repressed creative, just like her insecure mom. So she’s thinking about breaking the cycle and not having children.
(BEAT)
PG: Wait, that’s the movie?
SG: Yep, that’s it. What’d you think?
PG: I didn’t hear an ending.
SG: Yeah, no. It’s just that. A girl trying to break her family’s personal Ouroboros of insecure women begetting insecure women.
PG: Ouro-what? That sounds fancy. Can we put that in the ending?
SG: A snake eating itself?
PG: Oh, is that what an Auror is?
SG: No, sir. An Auror is a Harry Potter thing.
PG: Ooh, is Harry Potter in this movie?
SG: ‘Fraid not, sir. This story is about a real-live person, not a fake wizard.
PG: Well, that’s a shame. Not sure this pitch is a winner.
SG: (disappointed) Aw, really?
PG: Yeah, sorry chief. Come back when you’ve got a cool lady protagonist that actually gets things done, or an action movie, or something. Think you can handle that? (under his breath in a British accent) You pathetic, loser sissy-man?
SG: Actually, it’ll be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
PG: Oh, really?
SG: Yeah, I actually had an idea for a new Captain Marvel movie.
PG: (reviled) Get out. Out of my office.
SG: Sir?
PG: (British accent) Begone, I say! Out!
I dunno I’m sorry lol
@@mariecarie1that was perfect!
@@Tonyhouse1168 Lol thanks! I’m surprised anyone read this tbh. I was having a rough day after my grandma died, so decided to take OP’s comment as a writing prompt to help me process everything 🤪
@@mariecarie1 💙 sad to hear about your Grandma; I hope she had a lovely service. And she produced a hilarious granddaughter
@@Tonyhouse1168 Aw, you’re sweet. Thank you 😊
I love these SOOOOOO much! “Doing Pitch Meetings is tight.”
How did I miss the “Top Gun 2” pitch meeting? I had my own issues with it, but that was about how a 60+ pilot who passed up promotions stayed in the Navy for almost 40 years.
I love these compilations! I put them on rewatch as I'm working, they are super funny, and I don't have to switch videos every 5 minutes. I've seen the Twilight one maybe 50 times.
Please pitch some older movies again. They are some of the best ones; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is probably the best. I'd love to see a Wizard of Oz pitch meeting 😄
I'd love pitch meetings of SciFi movies with nonsense plots. The Core, Armaggedon, Predestination, Time trap,...
Wizard of Oz was Harry Potter famous before it was released
Shakespeares original writings pitch meeting
Pitch meeting compilation videos are tight.
Please do A-Team series, Goonies, or Wheel of Time.
Or Short Circuit, Breakfast Club, war games
“Giving birth to your self is tight!”
“What?”
“What?”
“What?”
That bit gave me respiratory problems
watching/listening to this while cooking dinner is DANGEROUS!!!! so many laughs
The lightyear intro was too on point. He said your making money for versions of us that dont even exist.
you're
@@themug406 🤣 got me
I love this channel super easy to skip watching all those movies.
You should do some pitch meetings for some of the real old classics.
Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.
The Dumbo one is one of my favorites. He does the old timey accent for the beginning lol
He tried to do HTTYD but couldn't find really anything to fault, so maybe really great movies are spared here lol
@@osheridan HTTYD?
I disagree. It's when he really has to stretch his talent that you get the really good stuff.
@@osheridan HTTYD?
I’ve already watched all these pitch meetings but now I wanna watch them all together as one! WHOOPSIE!