Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cause we come come back for annuver go, see!
I think Bricky once said in one of his W40K videos that, there is a book about an Ork going back in time to eliminate himself because he wanted to have two of the same guns, as in this Ork liked his gun so much he wanted a second one, or something to that effect. Yeah, Orks are amazing.
There are some funny orc storys like that. 1 of my favorites is the one where 2 migrating groups came across eachother in space. 1 group hade some boys climbing on the outside of the "ship" wearing buckets and anything they thought could be used as a spacehelmet. It was only when the other group said that they couldent survive in space like that that the boys outside started to die. There own stupidity and collective belief prevented them from dying in space untill someone told them. Another 1 is the group of orcs that somehow entered into the chaos god Khorne´s realm and started to fight all hes demons. Khorne was so entertained by those orcs fighting that everytime they die he resurrects them in hes arena so they can fight over and over again. They are probadly the happiest group of orcs as all they get to do is fight and when they die Khorne makes sure they can fight again.
he didnt go back in time to eliminate himself. he just happened to go back in time, landed on the planet closesst to him which happened to be his starting planet, saw and ork with a gun looking like his and he wanted two of them then.
Something often overlooked or misunderstood is that orks are NOT stupid, they are just insane, and the more they grow and become stronger by fighting the smarter they get. An ork warboss, by any human metric, is a military genius on par with a space marine chaptermaster, but their goals and ideals are so alien that they seem insane to most outside observers.
Tolkien got the inspiration from nordic mythology and the jaetnars/jotnars(translation can be wonlky) He basically just "flip the script" - Jotnars is in coarse terms like the orchs, but where the orchs from Tolkienis born out of the rock- the nordic mythology describes the world as being made from (the bodyparts of one) jaetne/jotnar.
I would like to remind everyone that when the Tau first met the Orks it was on an ex-Imperium planet that received a serving of Exterminatus. So the Tau were forced to live in protective domes, but the Orks kept attacking the Domes, day in and day out, and they were getting visibly bigger every time they "retreated" from the sieges to get more supply to return to siege, so i guess the domes were giving them a good fight by not immediately collapsing
The scariest part is that they are the watered down version of the krorks. Trayzen has one in his vaults and I believe it was mentioned to be 18 feet tall and in armor far more advanced that what humanity can make.
there are eldar that actively try and assassinate orks that get too big because the eldar know ork growth is part of their evolution and the longer an ork lives and bigger it grows the closer it gets to evolving into a krork, and if it wasn't for the existence of makari, the luckiest grot, ghaz would have been assassinated by the eldar, however his growth is getting ever closer to that of a krork the larger he gets the smarter he gets the more lost teknologies his meks remember the more the idea of him being a prophet of gork and mork grows. the current ghaz is larger than a space marine primarch to the point that some of the smarter orks who understand what a primarch is refer to ghaz as the primork
The only thing I love and like about the orcs is there British Cockey accent that really make them be more brutal and funny at the same time cause shit why not it's 40k
The Ork spores will first produce mushrooms, as base food production, then Squigs (giant red beasts that are all mouth and bad temper), that are used as everything from livestock to beasts of burden, to pretty much anything the Orks can think about. Then comes the Snotlings, tiny Orkoids who farm the mushrooms and Squigs. Then comes the Gretchin, who are slightly larger, who build the basic infrastructure of Ork society. Then finally the Orks themselves. The Orks regularly eat Snotlings and Gretchin, or other Orks for that matter, but no, the lesser breeds are just that, not baby Orks.
Being honest: I came here as it looked like click bait, attractive women doing 40k. How I was wrong, you have a passion for the lore and painting. My bad, judging you. Working on sisters of battle myself and happy to give tips. Also, I have never met anyone person that doesn't like a compliment but you are gorgeous and intelligent, hope your channel grows
Ork Diplomat: We, orcs, love war so much that as Orc diplomat that my job is to make human feel that your war against the orcs is morally justifeid so that you don't try to do that peace making again. Please accept this pamphlet explaining how orcs don't have an internal expirience and if we did, we would use it onlt to think evil thoughts.
another funny thing about orkz is the warp and space hulks... many a tyranid and chaos spawn/astartes.. basically laying a trap or assaulting said space hulk. only to find orkz.. and jokes on them no matter how many you kill, it excites them even more to fight. to put in in perspective, there is even a group of orkz that found itself in khornes realm(basically like valhalla), where whoever died in battle gets resurrected and can fight again, against chaos and demons these orkz lived, loved and laughed the most.(without even being corrupted at all)
I used to go yearly to the Games Workshop conference(?) or show? in the US. Forgot what it was called but it featured their stuff, painting and modding workshops, meet the authors, and stuff like that. It went away for several years but I think it might be back? But anyway, when they opened the doors on day 1, they always had the waiting ticketholders do a WAAAAAAAAA! Probably scared the bejesus out of anyone else at the conference hall.
Daily reminder from the Inquisition that The Emperor nearly exterminated the orks during the great crusade. Only the heresy stopped mankind from taking them and the Eldar out completely.
What I'm going to say is very corny and like really bruh? But because you're video is about Orks and you are very cute. *I'M DECLARING A WAAAAG ON YOU* 😂😂
Some of my favorite memes are jaded tech priests looking at ork technology 🤣🤣 I play orks just finished painting a commando kill team with boss snikrot
Orks are the degenerate version of the Krork, which existed when the Old Ones waged war against the Necrons at their peak. Orks are the most base and pathetic version of a 60 million year evolution of Krorks. Only one, in lore, exist, it is locked up it the stasis halls of the Trazyn. They were never stupid, just strong and huge. They beat the Necrons by having armies that were the size of Ork warlords like Ghazghkull as their basic soldiers. It would be interesting to see that single Krork be unleashed like they have done with the Primarchs.
To repost a meme about orks wishing they were smarter, I give you this testimony from an ork: WEZ BEEN WRIT'N RED COZ RED MAKEZ YA GO FASTA SO OUR BOSS SAID "Oi MAYBE ITD MAKE YA GITS LERN FASTA" SOZ WE WROTE IN RED N NOW WEZ SMATAN WE ALMOST STOPPED FIGHT'N TO CONTEMPLATE LIFE BUT IT GOT BARBOG ALL DEPRESSED N HE KRUMPED 'IMSELF SO NOWZ DA BOSS SAYS WE CANT READ NO MORE.
There actually is some angsk in Ork society. Stormboyz are young rebelious orks, who practice military disipline, such as marching in formation and shining their bootz. They whine about the older orks not understanding them, and then strap on crude jet packs so they can be first into battle, just to show the older orks they are da best.The older orks just shake their heads and grumble about this being just a phase.
20:00- See, this is one of the things in this video (because I’ve seen the original video around when I first got into WH40k) that I feel like is wrong!?! But it’s wrong only because of how he worded it!!! When he said “and that’s why they can COPE with the reality so much better”!?! “Coping” would mean they know this sucks, but they can just deal with it better! But that’s not true! This is a great time for them!!! They love fighting and wars and killing and all of the bloody fun on each world! They are pretty much the only race (if you can really call them that) that is having a great time in this universe! And that would mean they are NOT “coping” with anything!!! Just saying
22:01- Um………… I wouldn’t compare them to animals either!?! Because they would be a bad understanding of how Orks operate also! Yeah, they don’t operate like humans….. but they also don’t “only kill for food or to survive”! It’s just hardwired into them to enjoy the killing and fighting! But because they don’t do it because of any other reason besides to just have fun and they don’t single out anyone while passing other possible targets, that is why you also can’t really classify them as “evil” either! “Good and evil” isn’t even in their vocabulary!
I must admit.. I don't like how he emphasizes the G in waargh... does he do it for "through" or "thought".. they yell "war", it's the fluff that causes it to be spelt wargh.
Yup nailed it. Orks and Tyranids are theoretically the only factions in 40k that are not evil or good they just are. No malicious or benevelant machinations just survival and intinct. Though with the Orks its alot more nuanced than that.
It’s actually a thing many ladies go to orks is it the green 😂 or the sound logic red ones go faster 😂 best primarch in my opinion is Konrad Kurze of the night lords. He is completely insane and scary. a 40k evil batman who loves torture
Orkz are the funny brutal of 40K but it's only funny for them. Still remember in Space Marine that the head medicae started euthanizing her patients when her clinic was overrun because it was better to do that than let the Orks find the wounded in their beds.
Then again orks where build for fighting. If you dont have a enemy you just fight the closet ork
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is a biological weapon , I hate when some lore guy don't does not describe them grim dark they are terrifying and cruel creatures that care about nothing , I advise you to read a few books and your image ''cute ork'' will disappear
the lrork had full power over their psychic abilities and literally forced the necrons into hiding and the eldar into a pocket dimension and then proceeded to wipe all sentient life from the galaxy but were to smart to sustain their existence with infighting and began to devolve over time into the current orks who no longer have the knowledge that they have this psychic power.
There is an ork tribe that went throught the eye of terror and is now on a khorne deamon world where they fight against deamons for ever. For all practical intents and purposes, ork heaven actually exists and there are boys out there right now fighting an eternal war against a never ending horde of enemies.
11:00 it is not that they "wish" something but rather that they believe something. I do think that they actually believe themselves to be smart, or at least that some of them are, but they don't know what being smart means or rather their idea of smart has little to do with intelligence.
There can't really be much more "lore" about Orks, because they're just a force of nature with very little historical memory. As well as not being clever, they're effectively all non-binary because they just grow out of the Green Stuff. Having no women means having no muses. So as well as very little recorded history, they especially don't have any history of art, or religion, or architecture or philosophy to have lore about. Their glaring cheat code is the Green Stuff, which makes them so ineradicable. But that's also a logic gap and a potential Achilles' Heel, because the more intelligent species should have developed biological weapons against Green Stuff by now. Equally artificially-engineered natural predators to combat the infestations of the fungus.
". So as well as very little recorded history, they especially don't have any history of art, or religion, or architecture or philosophy to have lore about. " blatantly untrue. They have theyr own religion that plays a part in theyr society and in wars. "because the more intelligent species should have developed biological weapons against Green Stuff by now." orks are incredibly hardy and were made by the old ones. one does not simply counter that.
You hit upon the reason they don't want to be overly smart. They do not do philosophy. If they started thinking that way it would undermine their abilities. But it would also be really unorky. The Orks take being unorky very seriously.
Bestieee, im so happy you're loving the Warhammer 40k lore! You're also inspiring me to get back to miniature paiting. Hope one day to have a painting session with you! 🥰
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Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cause we come come back for annuver go, see!
I think Bricky once said in one of his W40K videos that, there is a book about an Ork going back in time to eliminate himself because he wanted to have two of the same guns, as in this Ork liked his gun so much he wanted a second one, or something to that effect. Yeah, Orks are amazing.
The story is called, "The Waaagh! that never was."
There are some funny orc storys like that. 1 of my favorites is the one where 2 migrating groups came across eachother in space. 1 group hade some boys climbing on the outside of the "ship" wearing buckets and anything they thought could be used as a spacehelmet. It was only when the other group said that they couldent survive in space like that that the boys outside started to die. There own stupidity and collective belief prevented them from dying in space untill someone told them.
Another 1 is the group of orcs that somehow entered into the chaos god Khorne´s realm and started to fight all hes demons. Khorne was so entertained by those orcs fighting that everytime they die he resurrects them in hes arena so they can fight over and over again. They are probadly the happiest group of orcs as all they get to do is fight and when they die Khorne makes sure they can fight again.
@@Shiftry87 that's hilarious
he didnt go back in time to eliminate himself. he just happened to go back in time, landed on the planet closesst to him which happened to be his starting planet, saw and ork with a gun looking like his and he wanted two of them then.
@@Shiftry87That second Warboss is called Tuska Daemon-Killa, and he basically found Ork Heaven.
Just played Warhammer 40k: Speed Freaks about a week ago fell in love with how the orks speak. "We'ze gav'em a gud krumpin."
Something often overlooked or misunderstood is that orks are NOT stupid, they are just insane, and the more they grow and become stronger by fighting the smarter they get. An ork warboss, by any human metric, is a military genius on par with a space marine chaptermaster, but their goals and ideals are so alien that they seem insane to most outside observers.
YES!
"Who came with the ideia of orcs being assexual and born out of the mud? " Well, I believe the name of the guy was Tolkien
orkz are non binary representation before it was the hip current thing, lmao
Tolkien got the inspiration from nordic mythology and the jaetnars/jotnars(translation can be wonlky) He basically just "flip the script"
- Jotnars is in coarse terms like the orchs, but where the orchs from Tolkienis born out of the rock- the nordic mythology describes the world as being made from (the bodyparts of one) jaetne/jotnar.
Orcs in the lord of the rings are mammals. Uruk hai are crEated adults through sorcEry
Orks the only race which willingly travels the warp without shielding mainly because they view deamon incursions as in flight entertainment.
“Hummie gurlz luv dah bad boyz. An’ weez dah baddist!” - Warboss Bludguzl on his success forging alliances with the Adeptus Sororitas.
"Green really is the best!" - Battle Sister "Rose" sitting on the couch, surrounded by several large orks...
@@alekjanowski9847 god damnit.
I love this 😂
@@tariqshort4025 She did too xD
Orks are the happiest race in Warhammer 40K because they love war and in grim dark universe, there's only war.
Nurgle
@@0mgz0mg Ah yes. How could I forget.
All i can think now is Ghazghkull making hes speech while orks way back wont hear anything they just admire how big he is.
I would like to remind everyone that when the Tau first met the Orks it was on an ex-Imperium planet that received a serving of Exterminatus. So the Tau were forced to live in protective domes, but the Orks kept attacking the Domes, day in and day out, and they were getting visibly bigger every time they "retreated" from the sieges to get more supply to return to siege, so i guess the domes were giving them a good fight by not immediately collapsing
Domes stronger
The scariest part is that they are the watered down version of the krorks. Trayzen has one in his vaults and I believe it was mentioned to be 18 feet tall and in armor far more advanced that what humanity can make.
Hereti8ick is a new term now :D
Blood axes are the orks that you are painting. They worked as mercenaries for the humans and learned their tatics. Their lore is really fun
Some do wish to be smart, they become Legendary Warbosses.
there are eldar that actively try and assassinate orks that get too big because the eldar know ork growth is part of their evolution and the longer an ork lives and bigger it grows the closer it gets to evolving into a krork, and if it wasn't for the existence of makari, the luckiest grot, ghaz would have been assassinated by the eldar, however his growth is getting ever closer to that of a krork the larger he gets the smarter he gets the more lost teknologies his meks remember the more the idea of him being a prophet of gork and mork grows. the current ghaz is larger than a space marine primarch to the point that some of the smarter orks who understand what a primarch is refer to ghaz as the primork
The only thing I love and like about the orcs is there British Cockey accent that really make them be more brutal and funny at the same time cause shit why not it's 40k
9:02 - TIBS! In case you didn't know, that's a famous Stompa made from a kitbashed Mr. Potato Head 🤣🤣
Gotta love them lore reaction videos. Keep em up!
28:35 camo-flash... it hurts 😂
The Ork spores will first produce mushrooms, as base food production, then Squigs (giant red beasts that are all mouth and bad temper), that are used as everything from livestock to beasts of burden, to pretty much anything the Orks can think about. Then comes the Snotlings, tiny Orkoids who farm the mushrooms and Squigs. Then comes the Gretchin, who are slightly larger, who build the basic infrastructure of Ork society. Then finally the Orks themselves. The Orks regularly eat Snotlings and Gretchin, or other Orks for that matter, but no, the lesser breeds are just that, not baby Orks.
Greenzkinz iz da bezt!
You should check out some of Arbitor Ians videos. In my opinion, he's by far the best youtuber when it comes to Warhammer 40k.
Being honest: I came here as it looked like click bait, attractive women doing 40k. How I was wrong, you have a passion for the lore and painting. My bad, judging you. Working on sisters of battle myself and happy to give tips. Also, I have never met anyone person that doesn't like a compliment but you are gorgeous and intelligent, hope your channel grows
Ork Diplomat:
We, orcs, love war so much that as Orc diplomat that my job is to make human feel that your war against the orcs is morally justifeid so that you don't try to do that peace making again. Please accept this pamphlet explaining how orcs don't have an internal expirience and if we did, we would use it onlt to think evil thoughts.
24:21 "What would an ork want to buy?"
*More DAKKA!*
ohh she doesn't know, she doesn't know of the Smart Orks 👀
his videos are on more specific topics, but it would be funny to watch you react to Majorkill for a very different kind of lore video
krorks are actually very smart as shown by that one ork who can glimpse into there past and he talks really professional
Орки самые весёлые.
На ютюбе есть несколько повестей и рассказов про орков. В них более расскрываются их быт и взаимоотношения в коллективе.
‘Ere we go, ‘ere we go, ‘ere we go! WAAAGH!!!
another funny thing about orkz is the warp and space hulks... many a tyranid and chaos spawn/astartes.. basically laying a trap or assaulting said space hulk. only to find orkz.. and jokes on them no matter how many you kill, it excites them even more to fight. to put in in perspective, there is even a group of orkz that found itself in khornes realm(basically like valhalla), where whoever died in battle gets resurrected and can fight again, against chaos and demons these orkz lived, loved and laughed the most.(without even being corrupted at all)
I used to go yearly to the Games Workshop conference(?) or show? in the US. Forgot what it was called but it featured their stuff, painting and modding workshops, meet the authors, and stuff like that. It went away for several years but I think it might be back? But anyway, when they opened the doors on day 1, they always had the waiting ticketholders do a WAAAAAAAAA! Probably scared the bejesus out of anyone else at the conference hall.
Those subtitles though...."Gauss Girl" is definitely gunna be a thing for my Galaxy.
Good morning Ti8ick hope you are having a wonderful weekend
In the end the only two races left in the 40k universe will be the tyrinids and orks I wonder who will win
The orks will win, even if they all die, they died fighting a damn good fight. So according to the orks themselves, they win.
I got the art at 8:17 tattooed on my leg! I named him Git Crusha after my warboss.
Wagghhhh! That is actually damn epic, much respect my fellow Git!
Daily reminder from the Inquisition that The Emperor nearly exterminated the orks during the great crusade. Only the heresy stopped mankind from taking them and the Eldar out completely.
WAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Orkz r dah gudist Boyz!
If they were smart, they’d start thinking about stuff other than what’s actually important; Who/What are we fighting today?
What I'm going to say is very corny and like really bruh? But because you're video is about Orks and you are very cute.
*I'M DECLARING A WAAAAG ON YOU* 😂😂
You should watch a video about Warhammer 40k from TheRussianBadger.They're pretty funny.
Some of my favorite memes are jaded tech priests looking at ork technology 🤣🤣 I play orks just finished painting a commando kill team with boss snikrot
Orks are the degenerate version of the Krork, which existed when the Old Ones waged war against the Necrons at their peak. Orks are the most base and pathetic version of a 60 million year evolution of Krorks. Only one, in lore, exist, it is locked up it the stasis halls of the Trazyn. They were never stupid, just strong and huge. They beat the Necrons by having armies that were the size of Ork warlords like Ghazghkull as their basic soldiers. It would be interesting to see that single Krork be unleashed like they have done with the Primarchs.
Ive never played Warhammer, but I've become enamored with the lore.
I've come to one really Geeky and Nerd conclusion with this Hobby and lore ...... All girls like Orks 😊
To repost a meme about orks wishing they were smarter, I give you this testimony from an ork:
WEZ BEEN WRIT'N RED COZ RED MAKEZ YA GO FASTA SO OUR BOSS SAID "Oi MAYBE ITD MAKE YA GITS LERN FASTA" SOZ WE WROTE IN RED N NOW WEZ SMATAN WE ALMOST STOPPED FIGHT'N TO CONTEMPLATE LIFE BUT IT GOT BARBOG ALL DEPRESSED N HE KRUMPED 'IMSELF SO NOWZ DA BOSS SAYS WE CANT READ NO MORE.
There actually is some angsk in Ork society. Stormboyz are young rebelious orks, who practice military disipline, such as marching in formation and shining their bootz. They whine about the older orks not understanding them, and then strap on crude jet packs so they can be first into battle, just to show the older orks they are da best.The older orks just shake their heads and grumble about this being just a phase.
ok you are not getting it. Orks are NEVER " chilling" they kill, always. you, chaos, Xeons, Each other. they do not know mercy.
20:00- See, this is one of the things in this video (because I’ve seen the original video around when I first got into WH40k) that I feel like is wrong!?! But it’s wrong only because of how he worded it!!! When he said “and that’s why they can COPE with the reality so much better”!?! “Coping” would mean they know this sucks, but they can just deal with it better! But that’s not true! This is a great time for them!!! They love fighting and wars and killing and all of the bloody fun on each world! They are pretty much the only race (if you can really call them that) that is having a great time in this universe! And that would mean they are NOT “coping” with anything!!! Just saying
22:01- Um………… I wouldn’t compare them to animals either!?! Because they would be a bad understanding of how Orks operate also! Yeah, they don’t operate like humans….. but they also don’t “only kill for food or to survive”! It’s just hardwired into them to enjoy the killing and fighting! But because they don’t do it because of any other reason besides to just have fun and they don’t single out anyone while passing other possible targets, that is why you also can’t really classify them as “evil” either! “Good and evil” isn’t even in their vocabulary!
1st lore Orkz were actually marsupial and femalre orkz carried their young in flesh punches while fighting etc...
Gyat dayum. She is absolutely gorgeous. I need to find a girl who is into WH40k lore as much as her. 😫😫
There’s a ‘waaagh Bork’ in the top-right of that picture at 18:04 - so there’s a warlord called Bork the Ork 😂
You should watch WesHammer! He's also a great prophet of WH40k!
22:30
Tyrinids: insect like.. like ants
orks: more like apes, with a strong nature for war instead of climbing
I must admit.. I don't like how he emphasizes the G in waargh... does he do it for "through" or "thought".. they yell "war", it's the fluff that causes it to be spelt wargh.
"Why don't they wish to be smart?"
I don't think they wish things? I think they just believe things.
Yup nailed it. Orks and Tyranids are theoretically the only factions in 40k that are not evil or good they just are. No malicious or benevelant machinations just survival and intinct. Though with the Orks its alot more nuanced than that.
It’s actually a thing many ladies go to orks is it the green 😂 or the sound logic red ones go faster 😂 best primarch in my opinion is Konrad Kurze of the night lords. He is completely insane and scary. a 40k evil batman who loves torture
Orkz are the funny brutal of 40K but it's only funny for them.
Still remember in Space Marine that the head medicae started euthanizing her patients when her clinic was overrun because it was better to do that than let the Orks find the wounded in their beds.
But I can tell you everything about every army I played since 1st edit I got all the books ans storries im a big w40k nerd sorry.
You'll be able to paint an ook vehicle or a knight. Much like an ook would say, Da bigger the Model, the better (easier) ta paint!
You’re probably told this everyday but I’m gonna say it again, I think your accent is so cool!
Then again orks where build for fighting. If you dont have a enemy you just fight the closet ork
is a biological weapon , I hate when some lore guy don't does not describe them grim dark
they are terrifying and cruel creatures that care about nothing , I advise you to read a few books and your image ''cute ork'' will disappear
You should watch “Words of War” from A Vox in the Void it will give you goose bumps
like i said you should try though in 40k theories' channel every chapter and sub chapter of the space marines are there including orksm
The big ork boss/warlord is more smart and powerful ,, even more so if all orks around believe it to be so
the lrork had full power over their psychic abilities and literally forced the necrons into hiding and the eldar into a pocket dimension and then proceeded to wipe all sentient life from the galaxy but were to smart to sustain their existence with infighting and began to devolve over time into the current orks who no longer have the knowledge that they have this psychic power.
You should give “a proper krumpin” a listen , by vox in the void it’s hilarious x
WE IZ NOT KUTE 'UMIE! KRUMP ER GUD BOYZ!
Orks thinking to much is called mucking, an looked down on. Un Ork'y
There is an ork tribe that went throught the eye of terror and is now on a khorne deamon world where they fight against deamons for ever.
For all practical intents and purposes, ork heaven actually exists and there are boys out there right now fighting an eternal war against a never ending horde of enemies.
Orc's are your average British football fan :)
Orks are the most fun faction to model. You can get stupid and it's totally fine.
11:00 it is not that they "wish" something but rather that they believe something. I do think that they actually believe themselves to be smart, or at least that some of them are, but they don't know what being smart means or rather their idea of smart has little to do with intelligence.
I want a girl to look at me while playing with the hair as much as Tib does while hearing about Ork lore
@ti8ick Orks are not cute if you want to know read about the humans who get captured by them
*paints self blue*
“What if we kissed in the waaaaaggggghhh and check who has biggah teefs?”
Nice! Playing the Armageddon strategy game atm.
Good reaction but something happened to the audio in this vid towards the end.
If you want more ork lore, try the octarius war by luetin
so anyone else notice the glyph 'BOG: Brown' looks like a pile of poo with stink lines
Also the orks saw the golden throne twice if you read the books
you should react to warhammer+ episodes...
the beast arises novel series is the story of the orcs with vulcan, its epic tale with the craziest set pieces
Well, hair squigs exist sooo... imagination.
if a gal says orks are cute, propose to them immidietly!
If its too much for one sitting, feel free to break it up into a multipart series.
If kyoot is humie fer krumpn den yea wez iz purty kyoot
Perverse, not preserve. I retract my simpery
I’m thinking might or some more Two towers Lord of the rings
Now watch space marine recruitment/creation
9:45 Bethesda Orks confirmed
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
There can't really be much more "lore" about Orks, because they're just a force of nature with very little historical memory. As well as not being clever, they're effectively all non-binary because they just grow out of the Green Stuff. Having no women means having no muses. So as well as very little recorded history, they especially don't have any history of art, or religion, or architecture or philosophy to have lore about.
Their glaring cheat code is the Green Stuff, which makes them so ineradicable. But that's also a logic gap and a potential Achilles' Heel, because the more intelligent species should have developed biological weapons against Green Stuff by now. Equally artificially-engineered natural predators to combat the infestations of the fungus.
". So as well as very little recorded history, they especially don't have any history of art, or religion, or architecture or philosophy to have lore about. " blatantly untrue. They have theyr own religion that plays a part in theyr society and in wars. "because the more intelligent species should have developed biological weapons against Green Stuff by now." orks are incredibly hardy and were made by the old ones. one does not simply counter that.
ORKS ARE DA BEST
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You hit upon the reason they don't want to be overly smart. They do not do philosophy. If they started thinking that way it would undermine their abilities. But it would also be really unorky. The Orks take being unorky very seriously.
and some get depressed
I love this, entrepreneurial.
Bestieee, im so happy you're loving the Warhammer 40k lore! You're also inspiring me to get back to miniature paiting. Hope one day to have a painting session with you! 🥰