Battlefield V: Every Game of Firestorm Ever

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  • Опубліковано 19 гру 2024

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  • @DoubleThink-jc2dp
    @DoubleThink-jc2dp 5 років тому +3667

    But we're British! We love queues... and knife crime...

    • @alg5788
      @alg5788 5 років тому +45

      It's funny cause it's true

    • @winstonchurchill237
      @winstonchurchill237 5 років тому +77

      Nothing like a good stabbing to get the day started

    • @mrmcmoustache9615
      @mrmcmoustache9615 5 років тому +16

      Winston Churchill Hello sir **salutes**

    • @braydoxastora5584
      @braydoxastora5584 5 років тому +26

      oof that cut deep

    • @zander1152
      @zander1152 5 років тому

      @@winstonchurchill237 Hello old chap

  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler 5 років тому +1984

    A tractor?! Blimey the budget on these must be huge!

    • @bluedark_youtube479
      @bluedark_youtube479 5 років тому +24

      You can really use a tractor in Forestorm BTW

    • @PersianMapper
      @PersianMapper 5 років тому +7

      Ey look It's Clutch Mcgee

    • @ryuyokamikaze
      @ryuyokamikaze 5 років тому +9

      what is the best total war player doing here? ^^

    • @blackwhale410
      @blackwhale410 5 років тому +4

      Your telling me there aren't any hairline jokes yet!?
      Good, they can be quite rude.

    • @proverbialking3452
      @proverbialking3452 5 років тому +3

      I wager its off to your place to crop that receding hairline...

  • @bigchungus4349
    @bigchungus4349 5 років тому +812

    A British paratrooper desperately searches French homes for weapons as fast as possible after losing his STEN gun, June 6, 1944 (colorized)

  • @falco5476
    @falco5476 5 років тому +417

    I actually killed an guy with the Liberator once.
    I Imagen him still crying in front of the screen to this day

  • @cyanideinabox
    @cyanideinabox 5 років тому +1870

    "Who would leave military grade firearms and ammunition scattered across the floor of their houses?"
    Welcome to America

    • @natewasil804
      @natewasil804 5 років тому +38

      Hell yea

    • @wasup9439
      @wasup9439 5 років тому +16

      Lol that's true though

    • @decap112
      @decap112 5 років тому +22

      Murica FUCK YEAH

    • @cowerdnerddespacito9518
      @cowerdnerddespacito9518 5 років тому +40

      Cyanide welcome to America when we just flew across Europe dropping nothing but liberators

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 років тому +8

      @@cowerdnerddespacito9518 Haha that's why you find them everywhere

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 5 років тому +668

    4:05 That's a wink that can make pantys drop
    Dumb joke, Firestorm i thought was my ass after some doggy Indian food
    Ps loving the gun props

    • @TheKevKev12321
      @TheKevKev12321 5 років тому +8

      Haigs the special boi getting early access here

    • @airraid9614
      @airraid9614 5 років тому +2

      The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs
      How would you know

    • @panzerjagertigerpelefant
      @panzerjagertigerpelefant 5 років тому +4

      Hey now, I actually quite like my curry spicy mate.

    • @fritzvongerbel8999
      @fritzvongerbel8999 5 років тому

      Holy shit it's the actual GI haigs

    • @Mrrshal
      @Mrrshal 5 років тому +6

      Go hoMe G.I.!

  • @abeherbert6603
    @abeherbert6603 5 років тому +102

    So, what did we learn? The man who puts the kettle on first always wins. I mean, that's day one of basic British Army training.

    • @tyanellewin3416
      @tyanellewin3416 5 років тому +4

      Fun fact. British made grenades are actually mini super kettles.

  • @schemadoughboy1652
    @schemadoughboy1652 5 років тому +91

    At 2:20 When the guy came out of nowhere with the tractor i died 😂

  • @PhlyDaily
    @PhlyDaily 5 років тому +94

    YESSSS I love JAMIE!!!!

  • @tridon3068
    @tridon3068 5 років тому +125

    Sarge it's raining chillis what should we do
    Squire:I NEED GUNS DAMMIT

  • @doch.8039
    @doch.8039 5 років тому +316

    Here we see a wild Englishman in his natural habitat, looking for a proper weapon to defend itself with. The poor Englishman is about to be challenged for dominance, however.

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 5 років тому +11

      It's crazy how quickly you switch to David Attenborough's voice while reading a sentence like this.

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 5 років тому

      Hello.

    • @bluedogviking00
      @bluedogviking00 5 років тому +4

      Actully the wild Englishman searchers for kettle first weapon later.

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 3 роки тому

      Irish Regiment has entered the game, landing on juno beach

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 5 років тому +74

    "Who's gonna leave military grade weapons lying around their homes?"
    "Did someone say 'murica?"

    • @theduke7539
      @theduke7539 5 років тому +3

      @Rick O'Shay we as Americans are perfectly legally able to own (provided you have the money) rifles, pistols, shotguns, pre-86 machineguns, grenades(destructive device registration), grenade launchers(DDR), mortars(Dito), tanks with firing cannons(yet again), and even RPGs(same deal), and that's only tax stamp items. If you become a licensed gunsmith, then you get an SOT license($500 per year) you will be allowed to manufacturer your own machineguns in ANY pattern you wish for R&D and demonstration. If you can navigate the paperwork, you can own almost every piece of equipment carried by infantry and airborne troops.

    • @tyanellewin3416
      @tyanellewin3416 5 років тому +1

      @xEvilDARK BEATZ Yup, farmers around here have rifles and shotguns. Guns aren't even banned in the UK only certain types, it's just a long process to get one and you need a valid reason. Which is why the average citizen won't have a gun.

    • @theduke7539
      @theduke7539 5 років тому

      @xEvilDARK BEATZ nice, I know a guy from Gloucestershire who recently got his grandpa's pellet rifle after his grandpa passed away, tragic really. But the world keeps turning.

    • @theduke7539
      @theduke7539 5 років тому

      @Rick O'Shay honestly, the only weapon I suggested that requires ANY LICENSES are the new machineguns, and that's only because new machineguns are illegal for civilians except for development by private individuals and companies so that police and military will always have access to ever advancing machineguns. But if you become an SOT dealer, and meet all the requirements, you are free to use those machineguns for your personal recreation as much as you like. Brandon from the AK Guy does this all the time. As an SOT dealer, he built a fully automatic AK pattern rifle and uses it in all his videos. So even though he cant sell the rifle, hes making money off of it, and it cost him no more than it would to build a civilian pattern rifle.
      Every other weapon I said, only requires a tax stamp to own, those tax stamps are 200 dollars, the same price as a Hi-Point C9 pistol. When you consider the cost of those weapons, an extra 200 bucks is nothing. Hell, some of them have ammunition that costs more than that.

    • @theduke7539
      @theduke7539 5 років тому

      @Rick O'Shay also, didnt you hear me? Fucking tanks man! You can legally own and operate a tank if you so wish. The only real difference between you and the government is money. Has always been that way. You think Privateers were broke? Hell no, they legally owned ships capable of taking on british frigates of the time period, that takes cash, lots of it. And cannons? A single cannon in 1770 would cost more than 3 years pay for the average soldier, never mind taxes and bills. Even muskets cost about a 2 months wage. Ofcourse that was considerably more efficient by 1792 when the constitution was ratified. But even still. Weapons always have been expensive, and that's why the wealthy have always enjoyed the luxury of the best weaponry and private armies to use them, and they always will.

  • @MiffedStarfish053
    @MiffedStarfish053 5 років тому +54

    _is armed with nothing but a short ranged melee weapon, sees someone he presumes to have a firearm_
    “Stay back!”

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom 5 років тому +66

    Don't diss my Liberator son!

    • @sinant.3779
      @sinant.3779 5 років тому +2

      How the fuck did you get that amazing looking name I wakt that too:D

  • @Kouki240sx
    @Kouki240sx 5 років тому +30

    Ahh, the cardboard guns never get old, still tickles me.

  • @TheFuri0uswc
    @TheFuri0uswc 5 років тому +99

    Step 1: memorize the loot table.
    step 2: memorize the circles
    Step: Profit

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 5 років тому +17

    Ahh that bloody tractor. Was not expecting that.

  • @arsen4512
    @arsen4512 5 років тому +228

    It's a simple equation: I see Squire, I leave Pornhub...

    • @Captain_Coleslaw
      @Captain_Coleslaw 5 років тому +8

      Why did i like this comment?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +69

      I could upload my sizable amount of content there too, come to think of it.

    • @lutherburgsvik6849
      @lutherburgsvik6849 5 років тому +5

      @@SquireComedy upload or download..?

    • @tigorbattalion4889
      @tigorbattalion4889 5 років тому +4

      @@SquireComedy please do that

    • @dinoarmy298
      @dinoarmy298 5 років тому +1

      @@SquireComedy hahahhahaha

  • @rogerman65
    @rogerman65 2 роки тому +2

    I recently just discovered your channel in January 2022. English humor at its best. I haven't seen humor like this since Blackadder. The British empire is back!!!! I'll be back... Oh, what da hell, what have I been doing the last two years? Not watching Squire I guess. Cheerio lads!

  • @aplacetorant.810
    @aplacetorant.810 5 років тому +6

    “We love queues and knife crime” I think that actually killed me

  • @KaiservonKrieger
    @KaiservonKrieger 5 років тому +27

    "Made possible by *Mao Zedong the Great* on Patreon"
    ok.

  • @willjohnson3299
    @willjohnson3299 5 років тому +4

    Great work gents! The kill with the liberator and wink at the end got me lol 😂😂😂

  • @xcon3k
    @xcon3k 5 років тому +4

    Bahahahaha! "Makes a change for EA.." that cracked me up.. haha.. well done. Brilliant video 😆😂

  • @expliteronboom3075
    @expliteronboom3075 5 років тому +49

    But we're british! We love queues! .. and.. knife crime..
    Love it! On point! Take the guns away and they will use knives.

    • @TudBoatTed
      @TudBoatTed 5 років тому

      Yep, that sums us up

    • @yourhandlehere1
      @yourhandlehere1 5 років тому +2

      You'll be eating with your hands after the Spoon Massacre of 2031.

    • @TudBoatTed
      @TudBoatTed 5 років тому +1

      @@yourhandlehere1 I can already see it coming. We'll also be homeless after all tools are banned

    • @tyanellewin3416
      @tyanellewin3416 5 років тому +1

      @@TudBoatTed we'll all be amputees after fists are banned.

    • @TudBoatTed
      @TudBoatTed 5 років тому

      @@tyanellewin3416 😂😂

  • @crs4560
    @crs4560 5 років тому +3

    You are one of the best youtubers out there, keep up the great work. I love your war thunder and live action videos.

  • @Birb_of_Judge
    @Birb_of_Judge 5 років тому +169

    I miss the War Thunder content so much :(

  • @preston2105
    @preston2105 5 років тому +3

    "Sort of historically accurate...thatll be a change for EA" lol

  • @anameofsomesort959
    @anameofsomesort959 5 років тому +5

    "Funny thing they said in the video" lol XD 🤣

  • @bruhbruh-kv8tm
    @bruhbruh-kv8tm 5 років тому

    Funny video! The quality and props keep getting better. Thanks for another awesome video.

  • @MagnificentSpeed
    @MagnificentSpeed 5 років тому +1

    That tractor was Magnificent.

  • @GianMakka
    @GianMakka 5 років тому +1

    Really guys, this video is very well crafted. As a filmmaker, this is what a budget film should look like. Congrats

  • @loganspear9085
    @loganspear9085 5 років тому +1

    The fucking tractor has me dead!!!

  • @m-41bulldog45
    @m-41bulldog45 5 років тому +68

    War Thunder film please! Or something war thundery and british

    • @littlejimmy8744
      @littlejimmy8744 5 років тому +5

      im afraid that era has come to an end.

    • @m-41bulldog45
      @m-41bulldog45 5 років тому +6

      little jimmy I hope not. It’s what got me into this channel. Come on, like so that the Squidonian Empire king can see!

    • @GazDaLad
      @GazDaLad 5 років тому

      I love this videos man

    • @m-41bulldog45
      @m-41bulldog45 5 років тому

      Rick O'Shay lost in the desert and when tanks don’t die, and the atomic age for me

    • @arthurmorgan2418
      @arthurmorgan2418 5 років тому

      @@littlejimmy8744 F

  • @soapek7949
    @soapek7949 5 років тому +171

    Bf V sucks, but you guys... you da best.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +25

      I agree with at least 50% of this.

    • @soapek7949
      @soapek7949 5 років тому +1

      @@SquireComedy Good one

    • @MortisObscura
      @MortisObscura 5 років тому +1

      @@SquireComedy So you agree that BFV does suck then.

    • @TyJBar
      @TyJBar 5 років тому +1

      Ok well the music is good at least

    • @SwiftyEmpire
      @SwiftyEmpire 5 років тому +4

      Why is it bad?

  • @xxxm981
    @xxxm981 5 років тому +5

    OI!
    You got loicenses for those knives?!

  • @mattlocke2279
    @mattlocke2279 5 років тому +1

    Love the historically accurate wobbly barrel on the Bren.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 років тому

      Matt Locke strraight man moment: all gun barrels do thaat.

  • @user-ex6bj7rj3z
    @user-ex6bj7rj3z 5 років тому +18

    4th oh thank heavens it's squire after 4 months too short tho

  • @alistairkeenan449
    @alistairkeenan449 5 років тому +2

    Keep up the good work squire !

  • @jakeandthebowtie
    @jakeandthebowtie 5 років тому +2

    This is beautiful. Honestly.

  • @ThePancakeMan
    @ThePancakeMan 5 років тому +9

    In a galaxy far far away
    In which youtubers actually upload content
    There is the plauge of clickbait
    And sub bots
    But our hero squire shall still not upload weekly

  • @snapper2497
    @snapper2497 5 років тому

    Genius, love it! Well done boys, keep 'em coming...

  • @lethal_sparrow
    @lethal_sparrow 5 років тому

    You guys are always clever with your videos, great work once again!

  • @imissjg
    @imissjg 5 років тому

    I absolutely love you guys!! Undoubtedly the BEST characterization of BFV ever!

  • @Wolf-Rayet_Arthur
    @Wolf-Rayet_Arthur 5 років тому

    That was the best one yet. You chaps are getting better at doing skits I think

  • @JosephStalin-zp6cl
    @JosephStalin-zp6cl 5 років тому +2

    It’s always a good day when squire uploads....

  • @Whiskeyoperator
    @Whiskeyoperator 5 років тому +1

    Squire i love your channel mate. Best war facks and best war content. Love the channel keep it up.

  • @therealDYL93
    @therealDYL93 5 років тому

    "You think he will get bored and quit. No way, that could take 25 minutes" ha exactly

  • @cowmeatius7151
    @cowmeatius7151 5 років тому +3

    Hey squire, this is my alt account, I’ve been watching you since around 20k? And I must say your quality has gone through the roof, I would also love a new war thunder documentary please. Keep up the good work mate

  • @chriscary4074
    @chriscary4074 5 років тому

    1:47 "but we're British, we LOVE ques... And... Knife crime"
    Fuckin dying LMFAO XD

  • @RusnakAutoDesign
    @RusnakAutoDesign 5 років тому

    "Wow, that's sort of historically accurate for a paratrooper actually, yea, that's a change for EA". Lol, had me rolling.

  • @GeorgePrince
    @GeorgePrince 5 років тому

    So hilarious and so accurate at the same time..lol...keep it up!

  • @salt_factory7566
    @salt_factory7566 5 років тому

    Imagine if Squire had found a Bren gun, he would've wiped the entire map in 5 seconds.

  • @spookyshadowhawk6776
    @spookyshadowhawk6776 5 років тому +2

    The Liberator! A classic American Zip gun made by juvenile delinquents in Detroit!

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 5 років тому

      spooky shadow hawk designed for use by resistance forces, mostly so they could shoot germans and nick their gear

  • @LJPMotorsports
    @LJPMotorsports 5 років тому

    "We're British, we love queues...and knife crime" haha

  • @storytellernarrations4278
    @storytellernarrations4278 5 років тому

    You guys are awesome! Love these vids. Thank you!!

  • @usswisconsinbb-6441
    @usswisconsinbb-6441 5 років тому

    Sergeant Major Dickens keeps leaving his weapons in France, we’ve had to set a brand new factory for him!

  • @yeaiamtrill
    @yeaiamtrill 5 років тому

    I fucking died to the tractor and the camping guy at the end. You should of made the guy sit in a bush or in the corner of the house prone lmao

  • @kirkhutchins4989
    @kirkhutchins4989 5 років тому

    "No,no,no,no, that could literally take 25 min" LMFAO

  • @hoshika01
    @hoshika01 5 років тому +4

    *sees a box and runs to it* aww a libirator *meanwhile the production was to low so they replaced it wih cardboard repliicas

  •  5 років тому

    The music in the end trigerred my laugh. Miss the old gmae vids with totally random comments though... "You can see the artillery shell entering my private space"

  • @justindavis6406
    @justindavis6406 3 роки тому

    The Battlefield V soundtrack gets me in my feels, especially that song they played at the end

  • @tylerevans5050
    @tylerevans5050 5 років тому +1

    "big change for EA" that had me rolling

  • @supersixfive8671
    @supersixfive8671 5 років тому

    bloody marvellous!!!!, keep up the great work boys!!!

  • @kab6750
    @kab6750 5 років тому +2

    Yes, another Squire video😀😍

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +2

      See you again next year!

    • @SgT.-
      @SgT.- 5 років тому

      Squire next YEAR!!!!! Meh sad but nice job

  • @AnimatedAirlines
    @AnimatedAirlines 5 років тому

    "Who would leave military grade firearms and ammunition scattered across the floor of their houses?"
    oh boy, you'll love the states

  • @LordTakahashi
    @LordTakahashi 5 років тому

    I love these so much. I'm a few days late on this one, but glad I finally seen it. That ending is quite accurate too. Well, still think he would of done more damage throwing the liberator but yeah.
    I remembering getting to the final circle with only 2 others left. One had a tank, one called in a V1. They took each other out with the V1 and I won just sitting on a bridge watching everything..
    Guess I'm the camping bastard.
    I might as well of been sitting on a chair sipping tea or something xD

  • @rosaria8384
    @rosaria8384 5 років тому

    Playing a lot of solo Firestorm... This is too funny and accurate.

  • @felixh9363
    @felixh9363 5 років тому +2

    Today I asked myself when Squire's gonna make a video again. Here it is!

  • @osmenomalley835
    @osmenomalley835 5 років тому

    LOL i cried when he said "i said weapons, thats literally a down grade" 0:29

  • @MsFrostitute
    @MsFrostitute 5 років тому +1

    ...and.. knife crime..
    that was perfect.

  • @JumonkeyOnline
    @JumonkeyOnline 5 років тому +2

    Great stuff chaps as allways :)

  • @teamcastro9187
    @teamcastro9187 5 років тому

    I love the amount of time it took to rummage through the loot

  • @JimmyJonJillakers
    @JimmyJonJillakers 5 років тому +1

    Thanks UA-cam I wasn't quite sure where this took place!

  • @orrinfreeman5672
    @orrinfreeman5672 5 років тому +1

    Oh my god! They have a third actor!

  • @Vladimir-xr2qz
    @Vladimir-xr2qz 5 років тому +6

    this video only came out like 13 minutes ago for me lmao, but great video squire, plz do a live action for BF1 please

  • @maelkew3337
    @maelkew3337 5 років тому +1

    1:52 hahah its funny because its true

  • @Alvaro89Rus
    @Alvaro89Rus 5 років тому

    You giving this game more attention that it deserves.)

  • @BIGJACK45
    @BIGJACK45 5 років тому

    1:31 that roast tho

  • @FMJIRISH
    @FMJIRISH 4 роки тому

    In five years, you're going to have kids coming on here asking "what the hell is firestorm"

  • @gunner678
    @gunner678 5 років тому

    This is really funny, good job.

  • @liamtilliam5866
    @liamtilliam5866 5 років тому

    It feels like those Ww2 Tv shows that has a lot comedy, I love those shows an d it has almost of the same feel and atmosphere!
    Keep going Squire!💕

  • @jasonbrody4335
    @jasonbrody4335 5 років тому

    Yeeeeeees it's always a good day when squire uploads

  • @DylanBob_13
    @DylanBob_13 5 років тому

    Brilliant guys keep up the great work!! :)

  • @KingOneShot47
    @KingOneShot47 4 роки тому +1

    3:34 after the 6.2 Update 😂

  • @willisplaysgames
    @willisplaysgames 5 років тому

    Cracking video lads! Good show

  • @boomsticks_and_battlefield
    @boomsticks_and_battlefield 5 років тому

    That tractor was an unexpected treat

  • @dannyhare6951
    @dannyhare6951 5 років тому

    One of your best thus far. D.

  • @Near_Toast
    @Near_Toast 5 років тому

    That damn storm turned all my Yorkshire tea to Ash, now I'm stuck here with this leaf tea thing that some people like, send assistance please

  • @cymrawd_foulkesie
    @cymrawd_foulkesie 5 років тому

    *German soldier drops*
    "Hanz were ze fuck is my luger"

  • @ruot286
    @ruot286 5 років тому

    The gun not being loaded has gotten me killed so many times

  • @Eggmanjames
    @Eggmanjames 5 років тому +1

    1:48 that killed me 😂😂

  • @jrh7178
    @jrh7178 4 роки тому +1

    I just wish the uniforms were actually like this in the game

  • @ebenezer1690
    @ebenezer1690 5 років тому +1

    I can not profess my love for you anymore then I already have.

  • @RoofKoreanInTheWild
    @RoofKoreanInTheWild 5 років тому

    3:53 what are the 3 holes in the helmet for? I have come and it had holes on it like that

  • @Sweegan7
    @Sweegan7 5 років тому +1

    the budget on this is literally £10.00

  • @mrmcmoustache9615
    @mrmcmoustache9615 5 років тому +1

    Ah good he’s back and better then ever *tips hat* tip tip ol chap

  • @brettistoocoolforschool4476
    @brettistoocoolforschool4476 5 років тому

    Firestorm: The game mode that went a lot faster than it came.

  • @Photographic_Love
    @Photographic_Love 4 роки тому

    I had tears in my eyes from laughing
    love it. :-)

  • @CC-dq6ck
    @CC-dq6ck 5 років тому +1

    Back to hibernation

  • @dianneh9438
    @dianneh9438 5 років тому

    Funny, I've watched every single one of your videos