"It's most likely, unless little Mac plays the most defensive and evasive style ever devised, he will be killed in the ring" My man you literally just described punch-out
Now that I really consider it, yeah the enemy boxers do so much more damage to Mac than Mac does to them and playing aggressively is bound to end up in a game over (unless you take advantage of the little known microseconds that allow you to hit repeatedly) forcing Mac to always be on the move or blocking lest he catch some oversized monster of a human beings fist directly on top of his head
Don't worry. The air strike is a star oppourtunity. If mac hits it with the right timing he will earn a star point and only Arin (and most likely the rest of Sidney) will take damage.
King Hippo did go to the weight-in. He simply broke the scale when he stepped on it. As for his country of origin, he told them, but no one understood what he said...
And he became sed champion in just a few days, considering each fight seems to be happening every day, because he has literally no Change between battles
he has a beggars bazooka that he custom-made himself, and each rocket is painted purple with "this wee thing'ns a glove, lads" written on them with sharpie.
So great tiger has one more infraction, due to the fact that he teleports doc away from Mac’s side of the ring, but separates him from his chocolate bar while doing so.
10:44 "Now, in the unified rules of boxing, there isn't anything exactly outlawing the use of magic.. but at the same time, I feel like that's only because Evander Holyfield never tried a fucking cup and ball trick in the middle of the match!" That part kills me every time. I didn't hear the name "Evander Holyfield" until very recently watching this again. 😭
Even Bad Bull isn’t as chaotic or vicious like Aaron Ryan. He almost attempted to injure someone by tickling him with a feather under his arm, while the dude was lifting. I’m surprised that didn’t count on this list, for attempting murder (possibly) and definitely in real life would be banned 4Ever.
Funnily enough, in Super Punch Out Aran Ryan is the only boxer who scrupulously abides by all the rules of boxing and uses only legal punches and techniques exclusively. Unlike almost all the other boxers in that game.
If I remember, the only thing Aran Ryan did in SPO was a crutch, where he grabs little Mac and slowly drains his health, but that’s an actual legal move.
I honestly love how Mr. Sandman manages the final boss role of a game about boxing by virtue of just... playing like an actual boxer for the most part. It's the kind of thing you can only make funny by surrounding him with way more outlandish, wildly crazy opponents before him.
Additionally, his boxing is actually pretty solid. Some of his punches are actually pretty fast, he protects his face as much as possible even if it means leaving his abdomen vulnerable, etc etc Another comment mentioned all this, but I can't find it
@@mNmcookies That's what makes Mr Sandman so cool. He manages to win against a majority of the champions and he doesn't even cheat at all. Mr Sandman is THAT strong
Yeah that's what the case is. Alongside Glass Joe and Piston Honda, Mr Sandman is the only boxer who doesn't cheat in the slightest. The only thing you could say about Mr Sandman is that he wouldn't be allowed to box until his anger issues are resolved. There was one infraction Bumbles forgot to include for Honda and that would be the manga he's seen reading in between matches. There are two reasons why it's an infraction. The book counts as a foreign object brought into the ring and he could be receiving outside information from it. Bumbles did forget to mention this about Von Kaiser which are the boots he wears. Kaiser is wearing military boots which are not allowed in boxing. You are required to wear WVBA approved boots. It's also never implied, but we can infer that Kaiser likely has PTSD meaning he wouldn't be able to box until his mental state improves
Former boxer here and the local and state athletic commissions only care if you're fit physically. I've fought in and have worked the corner in 22 different states and none of them did mental evaluations. If a boxer is over the age of 35 have several knockout losses on his record or slurring their words the commission may order a brain scan but that's it. Denying someone a boxing license because of anger issues PTSD or any other mental illness is considered discrimination and WILL get the state athletic commission sued.
@@williamgeorge3111 “get the little Mac!” Cries out Ryan as a Green colored Leprechaun lunges at Little Mac, the Ref does not care that it’s biting him
i'd point out that doc louis brought a chocolate bar to his practice match, but apparently the WVBA has a rule _specific_ for doc louis's chocolate bar
"...considering this game was made by a Canadian studio, you'd expect him [Bear Hugger] to be one of the more noble fighters." I mean... if you go up to Newfoundland and a few places like that, then you're gonna meet at least 4 guys that look and act like Bear Hugger, so points for accuracy, I guess.
In my eyes the fact that you CAN wear headgear after 100 losses, and Glass Joe’s title defense bout comes after you give him his 100th loss, shows that in the WVBA there must exist a ruling that specifically allows that. The doctor being shown can probably just be because Glass Joe’s glass jaw makes the headgear basically mandatory to avoid significant damage in the future.
Thats an important distinction to make, however, it brings into consideration if they also allow what to us is cheating in boxing. If there could be a rule for the headgear, there can be different rules for the demarcation between the waist and trunk, or whatever
@@mikevignola4213 he's grounded at the point of the punch, the jump comes afterwards. Maybe the turn could be considered a fowl, but because that seemingly comes from momentum they might be able to excuse it. You technically turn your back to your opponents if you miss a wide hook, showing the back of your shoulder. His biggest level of cheating is wearing a vest in world circuits when you're not supposed to. But considering the other uniforms everyone else is wearing, I'm assuming their rules on clothes are probably lenient
I'm curious about how many infractions Donkey Kong would get. I mean, riding in on a helicopter? Raining bananas on the ring? Climbing down from a rope ladder? Constantly taunting Mac and not taking the fight seriously/allowing free hits? Being a gorilla? WEARING A TIE???
@@hailghidorah2536 But if Next Level Games wanted a cheater sterotype in the reboot, they could have just used Masked Muscle to begin with nonetheless. He was already a cheater.
@@kellyfein6558 Well then your guess is as good as mine. Maybe because they had a free slot in the world circuit and Masked Muscle is in the Major Circuit? Best guess I have
“Headgear is the WORST infraction ever” So hidden weapons, animals, clones, teleporting, and using a manhole as defensive gear are below wearing a fedora
Huh, an irish man and a german man working together.... ehhh, close enough, just make ryan lose an eye to the bombanomicon and make him know explosives and drunk and we get white demoman from Ireland
@@genericname2747 Aran: “This is one I learn when fighting the British!” *Racks M16 and starts shooting at Little Mac* Ref: “I don’t see anything wrong here”
Who would win: A literal magician, a guy with metal horseshoes in his gloves, a 400+ pound man who wrestles bears for practice and a man who can pull an entire truck with his teeth OR A 17 year old from the streets
Aran Ryan:ok so im gonna put horseshoes in my gloves steal his old gloves stuff a bowling ball into them and use it as a flail go for headbutts whenever possible attack him before the bell rings go for one final swing as i fall hit below the.....wait shit he's almost half my size there's no way i can do that
@Clash of clowns gaming yes the man was literally designed to be your stereotypical cheater and this was evident the instant he attacked the ref (Which would of gotten him banned from boxing by itself)
The fact that you needed to stop and consider whether Don Flamenco's flower trick constituted as "using magic" after banning that in Tiger's round had me rolling.
@@nikhilbhavani981 In 2017, the international boxing association allowed for Muslim women to wear longer pants and sleeves and Hijabs. I wouldn’t be surprised if this boxing tordement allowed for Great Tiger to wear his turban, a relgionous peice for Sikhs.
I think it'd be interesting to see an animated short about the characters realizing how many rules they've broken and trying to fix everything before an inspector from the Boxing Association arrives.
Considering he just kind of... trained for a while, and got to that level, and given that Mr. Sandman is capable of *tearing down a building with his bare hands* , I think it's safe to say that people in Punch Out's world have a higher level of physical ability than real ones, so it's entirely possible that Piston lives in a world where track and field involves sonic booms.
I love that in a tournament where your opponents either have cheats or straight-up fucking MAGIC, Mr. Sandman still puts them all in the dirt by simply hitting really, *REALLY* hard. Textbook definition of Badass Normal.
I would argue he does some taunting during knockdowns, though. He gestures at Mac while making snoring sounds, signaling that he was put to sleep by his punch.
@@user-Tod-The-Toadster And by that he means headbutting the player (through the camera, which should be another infraction of destruction of equipment).
Something you missed: Little Mac has an extra infraction in his World Circuit and Title Defense clothes. The waistband of his shorts says MAC on the front, which is personal branding, same as Super Macho Man.
The funniest thing about Aran Ryan, is that in his world circuit fight, despite having loaded horseshoes, his headbutt is the strongest attack, it literally deal 20% more damage than any punches he throw 😮
Also, his cheap shot with the flail in Title Defense (the one that happens when he gets knocked down) is incapable of knocking Little Mac down no matter what. I'm pretty sure the horseshoes are made of marshmallow.
I love how the cheating goes from "Wearing a headband is *technically* against the rules. And mrChampion please change your shorts colour slightly" to "LITTERALLY EVERYTHING IN THE RULE BOOK"
Why are you alway- wait. Wait. WAIT. *YOU'RE NOT THE GUY WITH A MUSTACHE, YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MUSTACHE!* fr tho nice to see you bro
“Perfectly Irish, as all things should be”, and “The cheeseburgers are inevitably in those gloves, Mac.” Are my favorite quotes from Aran Ryan, king of the cheaters and lord of the universe.
@@gavindavis3683 Mario: You Mama'd your last Mia! _MOON GETS SLICED IN HALF AS ONE WINGED ANGEL STARTS_ _The silhouette of a figure floats in air as it reveals the one who slashed in the moon in half. They smirk and utter a single word that shakes the entire WVBA to it's core._ *poyo*
Tier list scaling: Legal, but with little problems: Glass Joe, Piston Hondo, Mr. Sandman, Von Kaiser, Gabby Jay, Piston Hurricane, Kid Quick, Pizza Pasta, Mike Tyson, Mr. Dream, Little Mac, Doc Louis A bit illegal: Don Flamenco, Disco Kid, Bald Bull, Bob Charlie, Heike Kagero, Narcis Prince, Rick Bruiser, Nick Bruiser Illegal: King Hippo, Bear Hugger, Great Tiger, Soda Popinski, Super Macho Man, Dragon Chan, Masked Muscle INSTANT BAN: Aran Ryan, Donkey Kong, Mad Clown, Hoy Quarlow Fixed after Part 2 has been released:
@@Ryusuta but i read on google that and i quote "Can you become a pro boxer at 17?" "There is no age limit in professional boxing but you have to prove yourself to be worthy to fight. You can only do that by shining in an amateur ring, and you have to do that by the time you are 40."
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can you make another cheaters video when big boy boxing gets released.
Yeah
Dang not even an hour ago- I got here fast
@@H20ZTS we both did
For me its 3 hours
@@bumblesmcfumbles thx love your videos tis video is ehat got me to sub and watch your vids
"It's most likely, unless little Mac plays the most defensive and evasive style ever devised, he will be killed in the ring" My man you literally just described punch-out
That’s it. That’s the gameplay.
Now that I really consider it, yeah the enemy boxers do so much more damage to Mac than Mac does to them and playing aggressively is bound to end up in a game over (unless you take advantage of the little known microseconds that allow you to hit repeatedly) forcing Mac to always be on the move or blocking lest he catch some oversized monster of a human beings fist directly on top of his head
My guy you just described detroit
Yeah, the bad guys do way more damage, which actually makes sense, considering the size difference.
**STRESS.**
WVBA Ruleset:
- Wear gloves (optional)
- Wear clothes (optional)
- Don't kill your opponent (optional)
- Please don't hurt me mr sandman
There's only 2 for Aran Ryan
(Optional)
- Being human (optional)
No physically impossible shit (optional)
No weapons (optional)
[Also I'm ur 100th like]
Wait...
This is a STOLEN IDEA FRom A TOP COMMENT!
Ryan:
“You’re gonna love this one, Mac.”
**Ryan equipped the real knife*
was that a undertale thing?
@@mwgWrestilng-ALTyep
@@mwgWrestilng-ALTYes.
Yep jesse
jesse we need cook methe jesse@@mwgWrestilng-ALT
Arin Ryan: "You're gonna love this one Mac!"
*Begins charging a Kamehameha*
Which takes him like 20 episodes to charge.
@@Above965but it's actually been like two minutes
@@lastchanc3starsBut it's calculated based on Namek's time zones.
At least Aran has a boxing license and his atire doesn’t have personal branding
@@henriquedearruda8902doesn't have personal branding *yet*!
Arin: "You're gonna love this one, Mac"
Pulls out a radio and calls In an airstrike
Don't worry. The air strike is a star oppourtunity. If mac hits it with the right timing he will earn a star point and only Arin (and most likely the rest of Sidney) will take damage.
Top tier comedy, 11/10
Sounds about right
Least insane punch out fight
I wonder why personal Branding is illegal?
King Hippo did go to the weight-in. He simply broke the scale when he stepped on it. As for his country of origin, he told them, but no one understood what he said...
First time I've heard that explaination for them not knowing where he's from. I like it
Technically he is from hippo Island. It says so on the sliding words when you select his fight
actually his country of origin is clearly stated as Hippo Island, South Pacific. in both the NES game and Wii game
What about bear hugger? He's 400 pounds!
@@realausome bear hugger lives in canada
He's not only 17 , he's 17 and retired world champion in his 17.
That’s really short, but true
And he became sed champion in just a few days, considering each fight seems to be happening every day, because he has literally no Change between battles
@@pogggaming4470 also, much like little mac himself
It's believed he is actually diseased and I is his final wish.
@@mutantmonkey7825 that’s a theory, probably not true
Arin Ryan: "you're gonna love this one Mac"
Wears a head covering
The glass joe route.
Yaaaay 100th like
"You're gonna love this mac"
Walks into the ring wearing medieval armour
Heinous!
“Here’s one of my favorites Mac.”
*puts cheese burgers In Mac’s gloves before the fight*
*Slams paperwork on desk* "19 INFRACTIONS."
"DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE MAC A CHANCE, HUH?"
*YOU SWUNG IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!*
@@lukassmith795 *HE WAS BEGGING FOR YOU TO STOP*
THE GODDAMN GORILLA WENT EASIER ON HIM. HES FOUGHT GODDAMN DRAGONS WHO WENT EASIER ON HIM
@@lord_berkut2426 He fought a fucking One winged angel, fought the living embodiment of light and dark, and they went easier on him then Aran Ryan Did
I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY DON'T YOU SAY IT?!
Evil Arin Ryan be like: "You're not gonna love this one Mac."
Fights in the most fair way possible
That's just super punch out aran lol
What alternate dimension am I in?
"You're gonna hate this one mac"
Fights so fair that even mac is more unfair than aran ryan
NOOO
@@samuelfernandesoliveira-yep.-
Aran Ryan: "Here's one of me favorites, Mac."
*Pulls out rocket launcher*
**Pulls out C4** *THERE*
**pulls out bazooka**
he has a beggars bazooka that he custom-made himself, and each rocket is painted purple with "this wee thing'ns a glove, lads" written on them with sharpie.
Pulls out a red button linked to a nuclear bomb "Your gonna live this one"
*Pulls out the whole JellyBean army* *here's one of me favorites m8*
Aran Ryan: "Here's one of me favorites, Mac!"
*"TACTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!!"*
If there was a third fight against Ryan, I wouldn't be surprised if he brought a gun into the ring
I wouldn’t be surprised if he shot Mac and the crowd, ref, and Doc Louis
@@colingamer5073 and then accidentally shot his nuts
@@pogggaming4470 Yeah, “accidentally”
“Here’s one of your favorites Mac”
*Shoots Mac in the head*
Aran Ryan gets drunk and starts throwing bottles at you and brings in a small sharply dressed redhead man in a green suit who throws gold at you
The WVBA has 2 known rules
1. Wear boxing gloves
2. Don't separate Doc from his chocolate bar.
even then thats not technically a rule thats more of a guideline.
pick whichever one of those you want in that context I'm still correct
@Whats Up Peeps doc - chocolate bar = OH FUDGE YOU DON GON NOW
So great tiger has one more infraction, due to the fact that he teleports doc away from Mac’s side of the ring, but separates him from his chocolate bar while doing so.
@@tigerlover2853 he was destined to lose no matter what then
@@tigerlover2853 Great Tiger will be punished for this crime
Starts the list: Headgear is the WORST infraction possible
So, hidden weapons, animals, using a man hole as defensive gear and magic are just below
Yea, didnt you know?
You can get banned for life by wearing a fedora in the ring, attempted murder is also a taboo but it isnt AS bad..
@@WobbleW0k being a fedora lord is worse than murder according to boxing
Pretty much
@@WobbleW0k yeah you would probably be a discord mod if you wear a fedora and they dont allow pedos- i mean gamers
I mean do you see a rule for magic
10:44
"Now, in the unified rules of boxing, there isn't anything exactly outlawing the use of magic.. but at the same time, I feel like that's only because Evander Holyfield never tried a fucking cup and ball trick in the middle of the match!"
That part kills me every time. I didn't hear the name "Evander Holyfield" until very recently watching this again. 😭
The rules of the WVBA:
Wear gloves (optional)
That's it
Be a sane human (also optional)
@@tbone2416 be alive (very optional)
Be (optional)
Exist (optional)
Stay within 10 ft of the ring (optional, but not often broken)
"Even his cheating is cheating!"
Explains Aran Ryan quite well
yes, that's the best way to explain
Ez way to explain Aran.
Aran Ryan’s cheats HAVE CHEATS IN THEM. DEAR GOD
Even Bad Bull isn’t as chaotic or vicious like Aaron Ryan.
He almost attempted to injure someone by tickling him with a feather under his arm, while the dude was lifting. I’m surprised that didn’t count on this list, for attempting murder (possibly) and definitely in real life would be banned 4Ever.
Yo dawg, we heard you like cheating
“You’re gonna love this one Mac!”
*lights go out*
…
*Toreador March starts playing*
Well, fuck.
*Drop kicks Mac in the face from the dark*
Aran Ryan jumpscare
FREDDY!?
WAS THAT THE PUNCH OF 87?
"You're gonna love this one, Mac!"
_Dawn of the Final Day_
_24 Hours Remain_
RYAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
@@mediocrityproductions he put a cinderblock in his gloves
Looks like Mac’s gonna have to re-obtain his ocarina again.
"HIS CHEATING IS CHEATING!"
yup, sounds like ryan for me
YOU DON LOOK IRISH
I don’t look Irish?
* taps aron Ryan in game for him to repeat the phrase*
I’m fairly certain there was more than the 19 rule breaks we saw.
Agree
“Glass joe has 1 infraction”
shows that he has a second infraction for being french
Same with Disco Kid.
not acknowledging the death of disco
I mean, you gotta acknowledge general societal infractions as well as boxing ones.
He makes infractions for cause a revolution in WBA.
*disco kid has 3*
Aran Ryan: "You're gonna love this one, Mac!"
*Turns off the Wii*
You’re gonna love this one, Mac!
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*
Ah, Kojima style
Aran: Ye gonna love This Mac
*He summons Piston Ryan, HEAD, SPO Aran and TD Aran (First 2 from a scratch project)
@@SignorBenitoDelDucewhat is the context
Funnily enough, in Super Punch Out Aran Ryan is the only boxer who scrupulously abides by all the rules of boxing and uses only legal punches and techniques exclusively. Unlike almost all the other boxers in that game.
He actually did that for a video if you didn't see it: and he was SHOCKED to see that.
He even freaked out initially when he saw Aran in that game.
How the mighty have fallen. It's as they say: You either die an abiding boxer, or live long enough to see yourself become a rulebreaker.
If I remember, the only thing Aran Ryan did in SPO was a crutch, where he grabs little Mac and slowly drains his health, but that’s an actual legal move.
@jacobrekos8695 the clutch is legal, but the vampirism is not.
@@nicholasfarrell5981it’s more catching his breath due to not getting fists in the face
I really love how, in a game full of goofy gimmick fighters, Mr. Sandman is the champ just by virtue of being a really, REALLY good boxer.
Even Von Kaiser and Piston Hondo only violate the Dress Code and otherwise play completly fair
@@Acacius1992 and Mac plays completely fair, he only broke a rule that he has no control over
And monstrously strong
@@dustymcwari4468 I’d say a quarter of that is _monstrously_ good technique.
i love that
sure people are cheating their butt off, and using actual magic. but he's just better, just because he's better.
I honestly love how Mr. Sandman manages the final boss role of a game about boxing by virtue of just... playing like an actual boxer for the most part. It's the kind of thing you can only make funny by surrounding him with way more outlandish, wildly crazy opponents before him.
The only infraction you could give him is his taunting, but you're right. Mr Sandman is pretty much the only boxer who fights fairly.
Additionally, his boxing is actually pretty solid. Some of his punches are actually pretty fast, he protects his face as much as possible even if it means leaving his abdomen vulnerable, etc etc
Another comment mentioned all this, but I can't find it
@@mNmcookies That's what makes Mr Sandman so cool. He manages to win against a majority of the champions and he doesn't even cheat at all. Mr Sandman is THAT strong
Yeah that's what the case is. Alongside Glass Joe and Piston Honda, Mr Sandman is the only boxer who doesn't cheat in the slightest. The only thing you could say about Mr Sandman is that he wouldn't be allowed to box until his anger issues are resolved.
There was one infraction Bumbles forgot to include for Honda and that would be the manga he's seen reading in between matches. There are two reasons why it's an infraction. The book counts as a foreign object brought into the ring and he could be receiving outside information from it.
Bumbles did forget to mention this about Von Kaiser which are the boots he wears. Kaiser is wearing military boots which are not allowed in boxing. You are required to wear WVBA approved boots. It's also never implied, but we can infer that Kaiser likely has PTSD meaning he wouldn't be able to box until his mental state improves
Former boxer here and the local and state athletic commissions only care if you're fit physically. I've fought in and have worked the corner in 22 different states and none of them did mental evaluations.
If a boxer is over the age of 35 have several knockout losses on his record or slurring their words the commission may order a brain scan but that's it.
Denying someone a boxing license because of anger issues PTSD or any other mental illness is considered discrimination and WILL get the state athletic commission sued.
Arin Ryan: "you're gonna love this one, Mac"
*traps Little Mac in a Doctor Strange time loop*
The great tiger: uses literal magic
Sandman: breaks an entire building because he’s mad
Aran Ryan:releases his inner goblin
Knowing Ryan, he probably brought a literal one as backup
@@Spiritnick knowing him he brought whole Irish folklore.
Inner?
No not goblin angry leprechaun
@@williamgeorge3111 “get the little Mac!” Cries out Ryan as a Green colored Leprechaun lunges at Little Mac, the Ref does not care that it’s biting him
Ryan: "You're going to love this one, Mac!" *Pulls a lever activating a trapdoor which leads down to an alligator pit.*
*the referee falls in the pit* _"WRONG LEVERRRRR"_
Mac: why do we even have that lever
@@dlm292 Well, Mac did use something similar in Abobo’s Big Adventure
@@DrPotatoSkins Bro was in on it?
@@dlm292Aran Ryan: member of across.
It’s not technically cheating but when king hippo falls over he kills 10-15 people in the crowd
Can it be classified as vehicular manslaughter if you weigh as much as a truck?
Oh
Nice
Definetly illegal
that means its technically illegal to win vs king hippo since he always falls out the ring when you win
Ayan Ryan: "You're gonna love this one, Mac"
Pulls out a Minecraft bed (it is explosive because of intentional game design)
😐
i'd point out that doc louis brought a chocolate bar to his practice match, but apparently the WVBA has a rule _specific_ for doc louis's chocolate bar
It’s more of an occupational hazard warning.
"doc louis is allowed chocolate"
Removal of Doc Louis’s chocolate bar may hazardous to your health. The WVBA is not responsible for any frustration from this point onward
WVBA: yes you can eat chocolate
Probably at that time he was at his prime so the wvba don't want to mess with him
Well it was a spar so the rules probably are quite a bit looser
I’m honestly upset by the fact I haven’t seen anyone mention the “not acknowledging the death of disco” infraction lmfao.
lol, good catch.
somehow missed it
caught the one for being french tho
Disco never dies!
Disco kid: *sees that infraction and gets his disco gear and boxing gear* he’s gonna get it now
"...considering this game was made by a Canadian studio, you'd expect him [Bear Hugger] to be one of the more noble fighters."
I mean... if you go up to Newfoundland and a few places like that, then you're gonna meet at least 4 guys that look and act like Bear Hugger, so points for accuracy, I guess.
Yea. From north east bc, and I see multiple bear huggers a night ar work.
NFLD, Alberta, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, you've got a few places
I like the fact that you specify 4, like _only_ meeting 2 guys with a magically bond with a squirrel is less likely than meeting 4 of them
"I like raw fish"
Should I rethink moving there when I get older?
Aran Ryan: "You're gonna love this one Mac!"
"Stand by for titanfall."
Tiger: literally uses magic to cheat.
Ryan: P A T H E T I C.
Tiger: you dare challenge me
@@graysonvalenti3650 Tiger: Wake up to reality.
Ryan: Reality can be whatever I want.
@@User-qp6cw Tiger: I can go super saiyan
@@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector Ryan: Pathetic. (Pulls out the fu!king Blades of Chaos.)
@@User-qp6cw Great tiger: good luck telling which one is me
Aran Ryan: "You're gonna love this one Mac"
*Commits Vehicular Manslaughter*
This ain't carmageddon, chill out!
*punches the car some how*
He killed Doc Louis so he couldn't advise Mac!
Manslaughter? Doktor, I did that shit on purpose.
i can just imagine him saying this, then barreling through the crowd in car and slamming into the ring
In my eyes the fact that you CAN wear headgear after 100 losses, and Glass Joe’s title defense bout comes after you give him his 100th loss, shows that in the WVBA there must exist a ruling that specifically allows that. The doctor being shown can probably just be because Glass Joe’s glass jaw makes the headgear basically mandatory to avoid significant damage in the future.
Thats an important distinction to make, however, it brings into consideration if they also allow what to us is cheating in boxing. If there could be a rule for the headgear, there can be different rules for the demarcation between the waist and trunk, or whatever
If you've taken 100 losses and are just getting a piece of headgear for "preventing future damage", it's safe to say you're well past that.
Imagine if you could beat Sandman 100 times and the next time he shows up with the headpiece
@gladoseon4117 Imagine doing that to every opponent in the game, causing everyone to be wearing headgear! 😂
"You're gonna love this one, Mac!"
*pulls out C4 from his gloves*
I found it so funny when you flat out yelled "EVEN HIS CHEATING IS CHEATING".
That just seems so on-brand for Aran Ryan.
It's like a cheat-ception
@@the_gungeoneerand they’re still loaded with Horseshoes, so his Cheating that is Cheating is also Cheating!
@@Aaa-vp6ug
Cheating to the power of cheating to the power of cheating
imagine breaking 19 rules and still losing to someone who's underage and not cheating
Actually it's 20 due to breaking The camera because property.
21, using old and loaded gloves
I think the star punch is an infraction against Mac because he's not grounded at the time.
Little Mac bouta be like L+Ratio+Nobody loves you
@@mikevignola4213 he's grounded at the point of the punch, the jump comes afterwards. Maybe the turn could be considered a fowl, but because that seemingly comes from momentum they might be able to excuse it. You technically turn your back to your opponents if you miss a wide hook, showing the back of your shoulder. His biggest level of cheating is wearing a vest in world circuits when you're not supposed to. But considering the other uniforms everyone else is wearing, I'm assuming their rules on clothes are probably lenient
Aran Ryan;"You're gonna love this Mac"
Pulls out glock.
pulls out a pipe bomb
Damn Korey got that drip 😳
*Give Aran a glock*
Pulls out a Giant heavy minigun
YA GOT CHEESEBURGERS IN YOUR GLOCK MAC
Aran Ryan: you're gonna love this one Mac.
Proceeds to buy him a beer that Mac can't drink because he's 17.
Hold for a second, if Ryan is using the old gloves, then that means THERE STILL LOADED,
WHICH MEANS THAT HIS CHEATING THAT WAS CHEATING IS CHEATING.
Dude's beyond cheating, he's just straight up hacking now.
I can't. That's just too much! XD
@@quertiywop5856 ikr
To quote jjj from marvel ARAN RYAN IS A MENACE!!!!!!!!!!
@@levievil9220 You just made that up.
I'm curious about how many infractions Donkey Kong would get. I mean, riding in on a helicopter? Raining bananas on the ring? Climbing down from a rope ladder? Constantly taunting Mac and not taking the fight seriously/allowing free hits? Being a gorilla? WEARING A TIE???
It not said it is banned have tie on boxing.
@Caleb Buckley also animal abuse
@@NataliaNeeSama he signed up for it himself and he is sentient
Let’s not forget that the tie has his own branding on it
Now I'm starting to wonder. . .if Princess Peach did make it in (as originally intended), what rules would she possibly break?
Aron Ryan: “You’re gonna love this one Mac!”
Takes his mom out to a nice dinner, and never calls her back.
now THAT'S what i call evil
If only mac has a mom
@@darealgamers1008 Does Mac have a mom or is he an orphan?
Now this is an Aran Ryan level threath
Aran Ryan: "You are gonna love this one Mac!"
*Summons the Death Star*
The funniest part is Aran Ryan was one of the few clean boxers in Super Punch Out, idk why they made him the biggest cheater on the Wii
I think Aran Ryan kept it clean in that game because he shared the world circuit with Masked Muscle. Probably.
He was meant to represent the various flagrant rule breakers (Dragon Chan, Masked Muscle, Mad Clown and Hoy Quarlow at the top)
@@hailghidorah2536 But if Next Level Games wanted a cheater sterotype in the reboot, they could have just used Masked Muscle to begin with nonetheless. He was already a cheater.
@@kellyfein6558 Well then your guess is as good as mine. Maybe because they had a free slot in the world circuit and Masked Muscle is in the Major Circuit? Best guess I have
Tbf Aran Ryan was pretty boring before the Wii game
And I think making him a cheater payed off, hes a hilarious psychopath and I love him.
“Headgear is the WORST infraction ever”
So hidden weapons, animals, clones, teleporting, and using a manhole as defensive gear are below wearing a fedora
Is that even a question? Of course!
Damn. No Perry the Platypus cameo then?
Excuse me, but that squirrel was very polite
Noone call out Popinski for littering ?
You made the same joke in 2 comments
Ryan: "You're gonna love this one Mac!"
*Proceeds to summon his short-range stand power with Timestop abilities*
“You’re gonna love this one mac! *ZA WARUDO* “
Lil Mac's fist moves a little during that.
@@apairofsteeltoedboots4729”TOKI YO TOMARE!”
@@CyberBlastoise*(Cue Aran Ryan exploding noises)*
@@CyberBlastoiseWere you watching me?
- ...
I ASKED YOU IF YOU WERE WATCHING ME MAC
"You're gonna love this one Mac"
*Proceeds to use the human extinction attack*
As an Irish person I can undersand why they toned down Aran Ryan from the average Irish person. It would have been too much for the game to handle
Let’s be glad that Irish nowadays aren’t widely discriminated because if that was then it would a ouch moment
Toned down in his first appearance, caricaturized in wii as the most cheatenist cheater, to have ever cheated.
The game would crash due to the sheer amount of Irish
Any *real* Irishman would've brought a pipebomb into the ring, but I understand they had an age rating.
If we were really talking about being Irish he probably would of smashed a barstool over mac's head before the fight actually started
Aran Ryan: "Yer gonna love this one Mac"
*Casts fireball at 5th level
Easily the best Aran Ryan comment on this video
But what class would class would Aran Ryan be
@@cooldevil9516 why would he subscribe to character class, that would imply his character sheet actually follows the rules
@@heheheiamasupahstarslam5397 he is a monk but still has spell slots
@@jakoblent4694 Monk, multiclassed with Sorcerer.
I don't know how the hell I got these powers, but I'll still punch ya!
_”You gonna love this one, Mac.”_
*pulls out a Death Note*
Little Mac:💀
"That's not even my real name you Irish Idiot! XD"
"You're gonna love this one mac"
*eats devil fruit*
@@benitoswagolini3410 The Luck-Luck fruit.
You’re gonna love this one, Mac.
*Summons his Stand*
"You're gonna love this one, Mac!"
Arab Ryan proceeds to become übercharged
Huh, an irish man and a german man working together.... ehhh, close enough, just make ryan lose an eye to the bombanomicon and make him know explosives and drunk and we get white demoman from Ireland
Aran Ryan: "You're gonna love this one, Mac."
*Stops time and crushes Little Mac with a steamroller*
ROAD ROLLADAAAAAAAA!!!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Gotta love jojo
With that insane face aswell
Is…
Is-
*IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?1?’*
@@redninja0078 YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES!
Aran Ryan is just seconds away from just duel wielding guns or crossbows in the match.
In the next Punch Out game, Aran will just straight up shoot Mac
@@genericname2747
Aran: “This is one I learn when fighting the British!” *Racks M16 and starts shooting at Little Mac*
Ref: “I don’t see anything wrong here”
@@Predator20357 aran ryan: hahahhahhhaha i won
Punch Out Switch: Aran Ryan just *fucking kills you*
You just made me spit out my drink
Who would win:
A literal magician, a guy with metal horseshoes in his gloves, a 400+ pound man who wrestles bears for practice and a man who can pull an entire truck with his teeth
OR
A 17 year old from the streets
The hood triumphs over all
@@kneesurgeryenthusiast6915 hood = family
The 17 year old from the streets
Tbf, the bear he trains with isn’t savage, so Bear Hugger isn’t really training like Zangief to call that a major feat
Ryan may aswell have a shotgun at this point, same effect 1 infraction
“You’re gonna love this one, Mac!”
*proceeds to pull out a medieval claymore*
"You're gonna love this one Mac!"
*Pulls out a machete*
*counter punches somehow*
@Gavin Davis It's called Down-B.
Hey don't forget the hockey mask
His inner Ceasars Legion kicks in
@@topcoppelion6626 ave true to Caesar
"He'd have to have the most defensive and evasive style ever devised"
Isn't that sort of the game?
No. Some boxers, called in boxers, play aggressively and go on the offense. Mike Tyson is a good example of this.
@@qcaggro I think he’s referring to Punch-Out, not real boxing.
@@theosouris7063 yes
@@qcaggro
He might be referring to the style used by the player, aka little mac.
@@qcaggro the game not irl
Aran Ryan: “You’re gonna love this one Mac.”
*Takes out seven Chaos Emeralds*
Also Aran Ryan: "This is one of me favourites, Mac."
*Also takes out the Super Emeralds and 50 Rings*
Super arin Ryan abilities - 1 infraction counts as 2
Aran Ryan: You're gonna love this one Mac
*Enters the konami code*
Aran Ryan: You're gonna love this one, Mac
"Steals his fist wrapping and boxing license to get him suspended"
Your gonna love this one Mac
"Proceeds to turn Kanye West into Kanye East
"You're gonna love this one Mac."
*Kaioken 10,000*
Everyone else: pretty basic cheating, weapons, distractions, a few code violations, etc
Great Tiger: literal actual magic for real
Mr Sandman:who cares about cheaters you're gonna have more trouble catching these hands boy
Aran Ryan:ok so im gonna put horseshoes in my gloves steal his old gloves stuff a bowling ball into them and use it as a flail go for headbutts whenever possible
attack him before the bell rings go for one final swing as i fall hit below the.....wait shit he's almost half my size there's no way i can do that
Aran Ryan: Screw rules!
@Clash of clowns gaming yes the man was literally designed to be your stereotypical cheater and this was evident the instant he attacked the ref (Which would of gotten him banned from boxing by itself)
Anyone Remember Mad Clown From Super Punch Out?
The fact that you needed to stop and consider whether Don Flamenco's flower trick constituted as "using magic" after banning that in Tiger's round had me rolling.
I'm pretty sure that Great Tiger's head covering penalty can be dropped if he registers it as a religious headpiece.
Probably the same case for piston hondo
So, Hando has a chance at having zero infractions. That's a S rank for the Japan rep of WVBA.
@@autismandgaming4532 Doesn't the text in the band translate to "#1 in the world" or something? Good luck passing that off as religious.
Maybe? But when it’s in a global match, it’s a religious headpiece that gives an unfair advantage.
@@nikhilbhavani981 In 2017, the international boxing association allowed for Muslim women to wear longer pants and sleeves and Hijabs. I wouldn’t be surprised if this boxing tordement allowed for Great Tiger to wear his turban, a relgionous peice for Sikhs.
“Your gonna love this one, Mac!”
*eats a mega mushroom*
Aran Ryan: “you’re gonna love this Mac”
*Pulls out lightsaber*
Little Mac: *Busts out two robotic arms* Ah, General Aran Ryan........
*duel of the fates plays*
Ryan: You're gonna love this one Mac
*breaks kneecaps with metal baseball bat*
*having broken his own kneecaps, Ryan collapses and cannot rise before the ten count*
Mac: You're right, I do love this.
@@floatingf8783 then Ryan out gun
Insert meet the scout here
@@mikeabagofbeansroch5405 bonk
Ted Nivison moment
“D- in human form”
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone describe glass joe better
same with poor son of a gun
You gotta give the poor Frenchman this though, he's determined, and won't back down even if the odds are against him, that's very admirable.
@@jackscout14 yea but when dp ya just rethink everything (including life choices) and see just how much of a LOSER you are?
You gonna love this one, Mac
*summons exodia
I think it'd be interesting to see an animated short about the characters realizing how many rules they've broken and trying to fix everything before an inspector from the Boxing Association arrives.
Aran Ryan wouldn't be able to do that
Tbh I don't think he would even if he could
@@SableTheCrazyPerson I think he'd actually try to cheat even harder.
@@galegopaulista4564 He'd switch his and Little Mac's paperwork
Meanwhile, Aran just makes things worse
Mr.Sandam. Just stands there menacingly.
Can we talk about the fact that Honda could easily win in track due to the fact he’s fast as a bullet train, but keeps choosing boxing for some reason
Not as cool as boxing
Because quitting the sport after being defeated wouldn’t be very honorable for a Japanese stereotype like him.
Considering he just kind of... trained for a while, and got to that level, and given that Mr. Sandman is capable of *tearing down a building with his bare hands* , I think it's safe to say that people in Punch Out's world have a higher level of physical ability than real ones, so it's entirely possible that Piston lives in a world where track and field involves sonic booms.
Maybe his Reciproburst is only for a limited time.
He's devoted to his passion.
You're gonna love this one, Mac.
*Releases mustard gas*
Poor old mac just got jewed.
BITCH YOU MADE MUSTARD GAS! NOOOOO-
@@judahtheechidna5673you can’t say that
@@Zonic3451 yeah
Hes 17
I love that in a tournament where your opponents either have cheats or straight-up fucking MAGIC, Mr. Sandman still puts them all in the dirt by simply hitting really, *REALLY* hard. Textbook definition of Badass Normal.
And really. Really. REALLY. Well. He is a monstrously good boxer, not just a strong dude.
That sounds like something Goku would do.
@@somegoodsoup7008 *Kami:* "Yes, and remember the time you've *NEVER* beaten him?"
I would argue he does some taunting during knockdowns, though. He gestures at Mac while making snoring sounds, signaling that he was put to sleep by his punch.
Saitama moment xd
“Which punch out boxer is the biggest cheater”
“It’s gonna be Aron R-“
“19 infractions”
“Yup”
Actually 20 because he headbutts you
@@user-Tod-The-Toadster
And by that he means headbutting the player (through the camera, which should be another infraction of destruction of equipment).
Great Tiger who literally put a tornado in the ring: Am I a joke to you?
@@violentgoose958 yes. yes he is.
@@eisgnom7383 Great Tiger: D:
"You're gonna love this one, Mac!"
*Throws Mac off stage and edge guards him*
>:(
You don't need to edge guard anything!
Mac's offstage game is horrible!
@@evangonzalez7732: It's not about winning, it's about sending a message.
*And procceds to Tea Bag after Mac falls to the void*
“You’re gonna love this one, Mac!”
*Electric Wind God Fist*
Arin ryan: "your gonna love this one mac"
Puts concrete in gloves
Mac: Goodluck picking up your hands now
@@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector Arin Ryan: Ah
@@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector Arin Ryan: yeah it's not a good idea anymore.
puts concrete on mac
@@wiseraccoon1822 Ref: That's cheating you cant immobilize a opponent
Aran Ryan: yer gonna love this one, Mac
(turns into an enormous, horrifying beast made of gloves and tubes Photoshop Flowey style)
Something you missed: Little Mac has an extra infraction in his World Circuit and Title Defense clothes. The waistband of his shorts says MAC on the front, which is personal branding, same as Super Macho Man.
Oh yeah you're right
Not to forget that Mac also has a second infraction: headgear.
If we’re discounting glass joe for it, Mac should also he discounted for it.
Wait, I see boxers put names on their waistband for identification. Why is it an infraction here?
@@myaru6069 I don't think it is
@@guywholikesorialot1246 In this universe, the headgear seems to be officially provided to boxers with 100 losses so I wouldn't count it
"He's probably just over-exaggerating to Aran Ryan. How bad could he be?"
"...Oh... _That_ bad..."
Yeah he definitely is that bad.
Just hearing the list of the cheating and even his cheating being cheating just absolutely cracks me up
This isn’t even a boxing league issue at this point, the man should’ve been arrested.
This is why I LOVE ARAN RYAN :D
Aryan Ryan has the least sanity out of all the boxers
Actually, you missed one. In Don flamenco’s title defense fight, he backhands Mac, which isn’t allowed.
Yeah that’s what I was thinking too
He also has the same boxers as Sandmans TD, but without the texture.
@@N0mad649 it has different texture but no stripes
Why is backhanding banned?
@@comicallylargerat7896 if a boxer throws a backhand and whiffs, hes wide open.
The funniest thing about Aran Ryan, is that in his world circuit fight, despite having loaded horseshoes, his headbutt is the strongest attack, it literally deal 20% more damage than any punches he throw 😮
Also, his cheap shot with the flail in Title Defense (the one that happens when he gets knocked down) is incapable of knocking Little Mac down no matter what. I'm pretty sure the horseshoes are made of marshmallow.
@@nicholasfarrell5981 if anything that attack hits really hard, outside of that
I love how the cheating goes from "Wearing a headband is *technically* against the rules. And mrChampion please change your shorts colour slightly" to "LITTERALLY EVERYTHING IN THE RULE BOOK"
As well as a few federal laws, if my understnading of the horseshoe situation is correct.
Aran Ryan: You're gonna love this one Mac
*Pulls out infinity gauntlet and snaps him out of existence*
ruh roh
Why are you alway- wait. Wait. WAIT. *YOU'RE NOT THE GUY WITH A MUSTACHE, YOU'RE AN IMPOSTOR! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MUSTACHE!*
fr tho nice to see you bro
Aranos.
“Perfectly Irish, as all things should be”, and “The cheeseburgers are inevitably in those gloves, Mac.” Are my favorite quotes from Aran Ryan, king of the cheaters and lord of the universe.
Thank you.
Arin Ryan: "You're gonna love this one, Mac."
*Un-mixes your Chex*
At this point he's not even trying to win, he's just torturing Mac.
nOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fuck you arin ryan
*Un-teams for fortress*
wh-it A. wh-why
YOU MONSTER
12:19 I will now headcanon Don Flamenco’s perfume as being just pure liquid adrenaline
Arin Ryan: “you’re gonna love this one-“
Little Mac: “No.” *proceeds to spam punches*
Glitch-hunters: so we found an exploit that let's players infinite arin.
@SubZero Gaming yes.
Gum Gilum Gatling or Kyubi Rush?
*”This is one of me fav’s,”*
*Explodes your Wii.”
@@ChrisHinners008 EEeEE: how about no.
*Un-explodes Wii.*
This whole comment section is just Aran Ryan saying “You’re gonna love this one, Mac!” And doing increasingly dangerous things.
And its great.
Aran Ryan: You'll love this one Mac.
*leaves ring, decides he has won and exits the building*
I wouldn't be surprised if he did that
I have a feeling that he would rob his house afterwards
Chad move
@@meandmyboys8728 Then leave a pipe bomb in Mac's mailbox. He is Irish, after all.
*Refuse to elaborate*
*Plant a literal bomb in Mac's House After that*
*”Your gonna like this one Mac.”*
Sleeps with Doc Louis
“I’ve slept with yer coach, Mac!”
@@SmolivYEAH "IM Y'NEW DAD, MAC."
"SIGN THESE ADOPTION PAPERS RIGHT'ERE"
Aran: you're gonna love this one Mac!
*summons knights of the round materia*
*hits docs choccy bar*
doc:alright your in for it pal
*summons meteor*
@@gavindavis3683 Mario: You Mama'd your last Mia!
_MOON GETS SLICED IN HALF AS ONE WINGED ANGEL STARTS_
_The silhouette of a figure floats in air as it reveals the one who slashed in the moon in half. They smirk and utter a single word that shakes the entire WVBA to it's core._
*poyo*
@@merchantziro4285
Sephiroth: I raised that boy
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never turn around and desert you excpected to see final fantasy stuff here
@@gavindavis3683 mac: fuck it SUPERNOVA
You know, considering he thrashed the hell out of all these people at 17, just imagine how dangerous he'll be when he's 18
He'd probably get banned from bar fights at 21
OK, God? Run.
Imagine little mac at 25
Little Mac is basically a prodigy amongst prodigies
4 star punch
Arin Ryan: *"You're gonna love this one, Mac."*
*Takes away your forklift certification*
MY FORKLIF CERTIFICATE!!! AAAAAAA
then he gives it to eggman, MAKING EGGMAN FORKLIFT CERTIFIED
FUUUUUUY-
this's one of me favorite's mac *whips out glock 19, mag dumping mac and doc louis, only getting him a point reduction*
No... NOOOOOOO-
Aran Ryan: "You're gonna love this one, Mac."
*Tornado touches down on the ring and fucking annihilates the entire building
Tier list scaling:
Legal, but with little problems: Glass Joe, Piston Hondo, Mr. Sandman, Von Kaiser, Gabby Jay, Piston Hurricane, Kid Quick, Pizza Pasta, Mike Tyson, Mr. Dream, Little Mac, Doc Louis
A bit illegal: Don Flamenco, Disco Kid, Bald Bull, Bob Charlie, Heike Kagero, Narcis Prince, Rick Bruiser, Nick Bruiser
Illegal: King Hippo, Bear Hugger, Great Tiger, Soda Popinski, Super Macho Man, Dragon Chan, Masked Muscle
INSTANT BAN: Aran Ryan, Donkey Kong, Mad Clown, Hoy Quarlow
Fixed after Part 2 has been released:
DEATH PENALTY: Aran Ryan
Von kaiser imo should be at the bottom of the top tier
I mean, technically Little Mac should be in illegal too
Don't forget Little Mac himself, who would probably be in the "Illegal" category by a decent margin.
@@Ryusuta but i read on google that and i quote
"Can you become a pro boxer at 17?"
"There is no age limit in professional boxing but you have to prove yourself to be worthy to fight. You can only do that by shining in an amateur ring, and you have to do that by the time you are 40."
“Mac is just not ready”
Also Mac: Becomes the world champion with 0 losses against blatant cheaters even being able to beat Donkey Kong
Mac isn't ready to hold back his power
It's so hilarious how dirty cheaters these boxers actually are when keeping in mind the real life rulesets
You're everywhere
Also first.
@@Ch4dBR your everywhere
Also first
so late to the party
@Christopher Schara THIS VIDEO IS 3 MONTHS OLD AND HE JUST MADE A COMMENT
yeah thats the point of the video
"You’re gonna love this one mac"
**pulls out Spellbook**
"ZETTAFLARE!!!"
ARIN NO!!!