Well for a soldier its a normal Mainly after heavy activity You know... Glovuse is 1 of energy source. Well of course eating it in large amoun cause illness
Cus you dont know what war is actually like. Theres vids of ukrainians eating canned foods in middle of artillery bombardment and complaining about dirt getting in there. Ww2 soldiers would pause mid fight if they saw food like fruits if they hadn't eaten for a day.
Its a not a chips, its a Syhariki (Сухарики) they making with bread and other. Its like a chips, but is more crispy for 28373729287337 times, and its a nice stuff (Trust me i am russian)
Ayo dude, did you get your pfp from picrew or something? If it's from picrew, can you tell which one do you use cause I'm having a hard time making what I like
I love how for the MRE he doesn't even eat the main course, drink, or any other side dishes, he just eats a few crackers and just tosses the whole thing out
@@DsVidz1If he eat the entire meal it will make him want to go to the bathroom and since there is no bathroom he will have to shit himself, he just consume the lost calories and that's it.
I can just imagine that guy in the back just chugging 38 bottles of vodka as the rest of the squad has this look of pure shock. Great comment by the way.
@@wixzton1104 You are all wrong. There are two explanations of why we Russians do that. Firstly, it is done in order not to get the insides of your throat burned by vodka. When you exhale before downing a shot, it will simply warm your throat. Secondly, it comes from very old times when people would blow spells away from the alcohol drinks. You may see that some drinkers don't simply exhale, but specifically blow on their shot. This might have come even before the Rus appeared in the 9th century. It has become a part of Russian culture and people do this to this day. There are a lot of things regarding drinking in Russia, it isn't just done to get drunk or because it's a garbage tier reddit meme, it's treated like a holiday with its own set of rules. And you also don't drink vodka without something like cucumbers, tomatoes, sausages or fish to eat, unless you specifically want to get wasted. And it isn't like we're drinking booze every day, that stereotype along with the amount of alcohol we have per year has long gone, the British and Lithuanians drink waaaaaay more.
I like to think he wanted to fight the enemy but due to the storm, everyone remained indoors. Because of this and due to boredom, he passes the time by eating and drinking through his rations till the storm passes.
@@LuisC7 Eh well, the military at least gives their soldiers food. Best kinda chow they can get would be back at base, or whatever kinda treats they can bring along
@@S.T.A.L.K.E.R_fan Well, I ain't russian (I'm argentinian), but drinking vodka it's just like drinking bittered water. Strong as f...ck! Oh, and don't you even dare to mix it up with beer, or whiskey, or you'll gonna a have a bad moment in the W.C.. BTW, Fernet it's slightly less stronger.
I've always been a fan of the animations in first person shooters and I love the animations in EFT a lot. They are a perfect combination of being fluid at times while at other points being slow. Seeing the characters actually do thing like open up cans of food or sodas, unscrew the top of water bottles or even tear open MREs is such a nice touch that most other games would just skip entirely.
@@ajente2o254 Well this is tarkov. Its like a apocalypse situation. I don't think I will remember to bring a spoon if I have other more important things to remember.
@@ajente2o254 I didn't say you couldn't eat. I'm just saying that you might not remember to bring a spoon. You might be eating canned or packet foods with your bare hands
Imagine carefully planning your escape and scavenging looking inside the house window and seeing somebody monching down on a million different articles of food
I like how the motion of drinking the alchohol is much more swift and the sound of drinking it sounds much more forced. Also its so funny that they added the detail of him taking a deep breath before sipping the vodka.
@@vanilla8495 you really think that's "funny"? I know its a "joke" and all but it's not cool to just show people someone killing themselves and acting like its funny
I admit to watch gore in some occasions but to spread a video that promotes harm to others or itself, specially on someone sensitive, on the public and the media or who doesn't tolerate seeing inhumane actions, is not acceptable
@@Smoerrebroed also alcohol burns more when it comes in contact with air so emptying your mouth of air before u drink helps. also he inhales through his nose after for the same reason (source: i drink vodka)
There is something oddly satisfying with these animations, or it's just unusual for me that a game has these stuff. This makes the game even more RPG-like, which i love!
![All Healing and Medical Animation - Escape from Tarkov [2022] | 4k](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q9hG7zeQ3xM/mqdefault.jpg)
Teacher:*no eating in class*
Back of the classroom:
Copied
@@thevaltwo nobody cares
Me
@@outlawdudegaming2949 tg
AHAH 🤣
Insurgency sandstorm: Hardcore First Person Shooter
EFT: Hardcore First Person Eater
Edit Eft: MMO RPG hardcore fps survival eater
@@tanakakung667 asmr*
Even you can make mukbang video from this
EFT at home:
First person moncher
I’m surprised that the character didn’t get a stroke after eating 10 cubes of sugar and a whole can of condensed milk
Well for a soldier its a normal
Mainly after heavy activity
You know... Glovuse is 1 of energy source. Well of course eating it in large amoun cause illness
He might not have had a stroke, but he did get the diabeetus.
Weak, I could do 30 cubes, not the condensed milk though because that stuff gross.
The character is Russian
He can hold it
Plus, i can feel how sweet it is, not gonna lie
The rain, the sounds of the food, and the music in the background...
this is pure asmr.
You maybe know the name of the music?
@@seaman-in4ti it's in the description
@@Calculated_Mistake oh I didn't see that because there is big empty place in the description, thanks bro
Amazing simply beautiful thank you for this comment it made my day better.
'The food, the atmosphere, everything is flawless'
"Tactical Eating Simulator"
Perfect name XD
Lol
Lol XD
@@user-pm1sy1tm8y no
You just gave me a game idea
2:53 ''Hey bro, can I get a sip of your water?''
UNDERRATED XDDDD
Yea sure
I drank all the water so what we do now
Yeah sure just don't drink it all
Only a spoonfull
Plot twist: he’s trying to sabotage the enemy by eating all their food
lmao
Smart
Can't survive a gunfight on an empty stomach
Use ur throw up as a weapon
lol
I love how calmly the character eats one cracker at a time while he’s in a literal active war zone
Reminds me of Heavy.
Takes out a delicious sandvich.
Om nom nom, oom nom nom.
Late, but chocking on the battlefield would be a sad way to go
@@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251 what's chocking is it choking?
Cus you dont know what war is actually like. Theres vids of ukrainians eating canned foods in middle of artillery bombardment and complaining about dirt getting in there.
Ww2 soldiers would pause mid fight if they saw food like fruits if they hadn't eaten for a day.
Opens bag of chips
Eats 3 of them
*Damn Im full*
Reeee
Probably a lays pack
Its a not a chips, its a Syhariki (Сухарики) they making with bread and other. Its like a chips, but is more crispy for 28373729287337 times, and its a nice stuff (Trust me i am russian)
@@ДуоланЯковлев-щ6б ok ma' boi
@@ДуоланЯковлев-щ6б
I want it right now
*eats four grains of cereal*
“aight I think I’m full”
*PULLS OUT WATER JUG WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
Ayo dude, did you get your pfp from picrew or something? If it's from picrew, can you tell which one do you use cause I'm having a hard time making what I like
@@asyazzz1297 its fro diez
" eats a f###ing life time supply of food : aight now im full.
@AIMAN UQAIL BIN FIJAY Moe hi dying I'm dad
“Escape From Diet”
"Escape From Toilet"
@@npc_citizen9276 no thats when you eat taco bell
escape from diabetes
Nice
@Alex Wintle n o
4:32 I like the detail of the actual character reacting to the hard alcohol
@@stars_FLAC That's vodka
Bro just downs a bottle of vodka
@@stars_FLAC
Hey an idiot ignore this, I'm dad!
2:42 Escape from Diabetes
Сахар не вызывает диабет.(он только МОЖЕТ способствовать орижению, которое привадит к диабету 2 типа)
Umm
Lol
LMAO
@@gubkasonegpc это делает лол
can’t believe im watching 5 minutes of video game character eating and drinking
@@Timkikusu same
Bro same
Cy Well.....believe it
@@Timkikusu It kinda makes me thirsty too because of the drinking sounds
Me too
2:53 The "just a sip" one of the boys takes from your bottle.
Lol
Hahahahahaha!*coughs in happiness*
My fucking sides
I hope that’s water
Rebal sounds like it
I love how for the MRE he doesn't even eat the main course, drink, or any other side dishes, he just eats a few crackers and just tosses the whole thing out
Well, yeah. It's the only thing that won't plug you up.
@@spoomks Still waiting for that feature…
@@DsVidz1If he eat the entire meal it will make him want to go to the bathroom and since there is no bathroom he will have to shit himself, he just consume the lost calories and that's it.
Yeah, totally an irrealistic MRE
Some friends: *Goes out camping*
That one friend who brought so much snacks:
That's me
That's me
when my friend starve I just give them one of my many snacks like a whole Lays family pack or a whole tube of oreos
"I can't talk right now, I'm making PISS"
2:55
Cheer
Chee
Ch
h
С
"Is Mayonnaise an instrument?"
*"No Patrick, it's a drink."*
Yes
dat mayonnaise is actually canned condensed milk
@@mariobroboi3614 basically,he is Boris in Life of Boris so he can drink more and more MAYONEZ!
I like how after he drinks caned milk and mayo his vision pulse and goes blurry
Lol its probably milk for boners
"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with those peas?"
"Sir. Healing."
"Finishing this bite"
you have no permission to know what was commented here, in fact i am sueing you.
Lol
Because of the food, or the gun on the table? Maybe both 🤔
Me
Yes?
@@Polkbooks hi
"Food and water is essential in times like these"
That guy at the back:
I cant XD
I can just imagine that guy in the back just chugging 38 bottles of vodka as the rest of the squad has this look of pure shock.
Great comment by the way.
@@zacklapaglia7644 xD, that would be hilarious, thanks btw
@@zacklapaglia7644 he's like after leaving the House, Building or Vehicle, he's just drunk walking and slams his head on a Wall.
*video ends*
His character: *diarrhea time*
A few moments later.....💥💥💥💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
@@natestathes explosive diarrhea
@@liquidationman yup
LOL
His poop is gonna look fucking magical bro lol.
Gotta say I genuinely enjoy animations like this. Helps it make it feel like my character is alive, y'know?
Ah yes, that FPS game, First Person Snacking
that was very smart ngl
@C0RRUPT3DFLUX *Shits Aggressively*
Pls no profanity
@@gmewlkthrhs who cares
@@gmewlkthrhs no
Lmao I like how he briefly hypes himself up before drinking straight Vodka
A lot of Russian people brace themselves like that before drinking vodka. I really laughed when I first saw that.
Where did you saw Vodka
bruh its actually to not get drunk, he exhales the air from his lungs so alcohol wont mix or something like that so he cant get drunk
@@wixzton1104 that’s not how alcohol works
@@wixzton1104 You are all wrong. There are two explanations of why we Russians do that.
Firstly, it is done in order not to get the insides of your throat burned by vodka. When you exhale before downing a shot, it will simply warm your throat. Secondly, it comes from very old times when people would blow spells away from the alcohol drinks. You may see that some drinkers don't simply exhale, but specifically blow on their shot. This might have come even before the Rus appeared in the 9th century. It has become a part of Russian culture and people do this to this day.
There are a lot of things regarding drinking in Russia, it isn't just done to get drunk or because it's a garbage tier reddit meme, it's treated like a holiday with its own set of rules. And you also don't drink vodka without something like cucumbers, tomatoes, sausages or fish to eat, unless you specifically want to get wasted. And it isn't like we're drinking booze every day, that stereotype along with the amount of alcohol we have per year has long gone, the British and Lithuanians drink waaaaaay more.
4:27 escape from crippling depression
now i just feel sorry :C
@@Reedanimzthestupe same bro :((
Fuck man hit me right in the feels
Vodka oy blin
haha funny edgy joke poggers 2020 kanye west
walter red moment 🏳️
I like to think he wanted to fight the enemy but due to the storm, everyone remained indoors. Because of this and due to boredom, he passes the time by eating and drinking through his rations till the storm passes.
Boredom Eating.
This video is kinda sad, is like a lonely soldier eating his meal between the hell of war and rain
Pretty fucking unhealthy meal lol
That's war for ya. It's kinda sublime for me, cuz even a moment to stop and take a drink or eat some chow is a blessing for frontline troops
@John Taylor eating what? A proper meal? Then yeah
@@LuisC7 Eh well, the military at least gives their soldiers food. Best kinda chow they can get would be back at base, or whatever kinda treats they can bring along
@John Taylor That's the soldier life.
I love how for the vodka one he took a deep breath before drinking it
*True Immersion*
And proceeded to drink the entire bottle.
That would burn a hole in your throat
@@naughtymelon6712 Only if you are a westerner.
What it feels like to drink vodka?
@@S.T.A.L.K.E.R_fan Well, I ain't russian (I'm argentinian), but drinking vodka it's just like drinking bittered water. Strong as f...ck!
Oh, and don't you even dare to mix it up with beer, or whiskey, or you'll gonna a have a bad moment in the W.C..
BTW, Fernet it's slightly less stronger.
3:37 Lets give a moment of silence for the character that just chugged a whole jar of mayo.
basicly me
And that he drank a jerry can of milk?
Moment of silence for his breath
canned mayo?
I though was yogurt
2:29 "''eating thunder"''
This feels like having the last meal of your life
Because he will going to war
@@ilovememes3919 or because he is going to die of eating too much weird shit at the same time.
*my last meal will be everything on the menu*
Does the last meal have any different?
pretty understandable since pretty much every time he eats, it could be his last meal of his life
2:52 when you wake up in the morning with a thirsty mouth
"Imma take my daily swig of water..."
(Chugs down half the canister)
Water you doing in the morning?
Imagine if it was bleach
@@luiluilui9638 😂😂😂
@@hopus7549 that's what I was thinking the whole time, like is he really drinking bleach
3:36 MY MAN *_DRINKING_* MAYO
Normal college drepessing russians be like:
*Milk
I do
Ina Tanka nah fam that’s mayo
He a manchild
I've always been a fan of the animations in first person shooters and I love the animations in EFT a lot. They are a perfect combination of being fluid at times while at other points being slow. Seeing the characters actually do thing like open up cans of food or sodas, unscrew the top of water bottles or even tear open MREs is such a nice touch that most other games would just skip entirely.
Imagine having food animations
-The Fallout Gang
Imagine not having them
-The Chad Tarkov Blyat Gang
imagine have to eating
-call of duty gang
imagine knowing how to shoot a gun
-This was made by Medieval FPS gang
I hope in fo5 there eating animation
@@Juan-qj2pp you can keep dreaming.
This dude is literally in the middle of a battlefield
*but never forgets to bring his spoon*
Well actual soldierd have things like that because you know...
THEY EAT
@@ajente2o254 Well this is tarkov. Its like a apocalypse situation. I don't think I will remember to bring a spoon if I have other more important things to remember.
@@hazardrail7442 You can't fight if you are hungry
@@ajente2o254 I didn't say you couldn't eat. I'm just saying that you might not remember to bring a spoon. You might be eating canned or packet foods with your bare hands
@@hazardrail7442 could've picked up a spoon somewhere on the way though
I can only imagine the PMC’s mom packing their food for them
1 of everything.
yes
With a goddamn FORKLIFT.
That's lovely
She didn't had time to make anything so she just bought him a ratin that looks like a lunch boxs and the juice he likes
For some reason I find this video quite satisfying and I rewatch it every so often
Imagine another player is just watching him through his window while he eats
Lefthenant: captain what's he doing?
Captain: he is just standing there stuffing his face
Lmao
Your pfp would be the guy stuffing his face when he realizes it.
@@slickcalf985 menacingly!!!!!!!
"Goddamn it, it's that African starving kid staring at me again."
Big Smoke: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
gold
Underrated
Cringe
Yeah... Dragon warrior XD
A sht ere go again
Escape from tarkov: ASMR edition
i think Escape from tarkov itself is ASMR game
Im better than the ghost who wrote this comment because I'm OG ghost
@@That1Historian cap
@@That1Historian YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER.
@@worldstarmoney7213 NO BECAUSE IM MW2 GHOST HES MW2019 GHIST
4:39 gotta love that Dan Jackiel Whisky
2:51 me when the gas station attendant walks away from the gasoline containers
why
why
Dr A its actually superwater
You drink the gas?
why
Sometimes i just play this while I’m eating lunch so i can pretend i am eating with him
That's *p o g*
Wholesome
It's kinda depressing since he's alone, in a storm with quiet music in the background
when you dont have friends:
I do the same xd
This guy: *eats all the food.*
Diabetes: "Oh hello there."
He did drink his water and eat his peas
General Kenobi
GENERAL KENOBI!
Komrad kenobee
I dont think diabetes comes that fast
Imagine carefully planning your escape and scavenging looking inside the house window and seeing somebody monching down on a million different articles of food
Babushka knows best :)
Napoleon: An army marches on it's stomach
This dude:
*Flashbacks because of avatar insensifies*
@@skell6134 isn't that a lewd anime?
Your pfp
@@CustomCoupeUltimate 177013
@@CustomCoupeUltimate Yeah,but this one is... little cruel
Me: Mukbang videos are weird and disgusting!
Also me:
It's because this is actually interesting
Shawn Hernandez link pls
What is me:?
This Guy Literally Eat 10 Sugar Cubes Without Getting Diabetes.
I only watch this video cuz I’m a fan of mukbang & EFT and I love these eating animations. I’m a man of culture, yes?
4:26 when a russian soldier gets injured
Then he gets high and starts shooting again
Привет
Can someone tell me why he blows before he drinks the vodka?
Vadka
OH YEEAAAH THE BEST DRINK OF RUSSIA
I like how the motion of drinking the alchohol is much more swift and the sound of drinking it sounds much more forced.
Also its so funny that they added the detail of him taking a deep breath before sipping the vodka.
3:27 Hungry? Eat a Snickers
Slickers*
😂😁
*Slickers
Dhani The Great cuz your not u when your hungry
*bullets rapidly Wiz by head*
0:04 Pomegranate juice.
0:13 Apple juice.
0:21 Vitamin juice.
0:30 Tushonka.
0:39 Peas.
0:51 Herring.
1:01 More Tushonka.
1:09 Humpback.
1:17 Saury.
1:26 Sprats.
1:34 Lunchbox.
1:42 Crackers.
1:50 Croutons.
1:57 Emelya.
2:06 Oat Flakes.
2:16 MRE.
2:24 Squash.
2:32 Condensed milk.
2:40 Sugar.
2:52 Super Water.
3:12 Water.
3:20 Aquamari
3:27 Snickers.
3:32 Alyenka.
3:35 Mayo.
3:44 Milk.
3:52 Pineapple juice.
3:59 Green tea.
4:06 Hot rod.
4:12 NRG Drink.
4:18 TarCola
4:26 Vodka.
4:38 Whisky.
4:48 Moonshine.
This is a list of all the food/drinks consumed in this video.
HE DRINKS MAYO
Pretty sure it's kefir
My shopping list for next week
@@kiloklavdi1185 maybe
@@laeggingzeppelin2090 such is life in the zone...oh wait wrong game
Oh god, the sound of drinking and eating are so relaxing. And the sounds of the rain, Amazing.
Apparently you like ASMR
@@LimFuranou maybe.
I cannot stand the sounds of metal spoon scraping the can tho. >_< I hope there's a solution to that.
Russian soldier becomes mukbanger
@@sonyviva308 that’s like the best part
'*casually chugs a 5 gallon bottle of water in 1 sitting*'
Finally, I found it
The only good mukbang video
The only first person mukbang video
먹방 ㅋㅋ
Got banned by xi jing ping due to food shortage
true
Uhhh ONEUS I Shall Debut
MRE: *has different ready to eat foods*
him: mmm, biscuits
Hahah biscut go crunch
@@trevalonn2448 watch someone kill themselves :)
ua-cam.com/video/B7QRyEubt9Q/v-deo.html
@@vanilla8495 you really think that's "funny"? I know its a "joke" and all but it's not cool to just show people someone killing themselves and acting like its funny
@@vanilla8495 no thank you
I admit to watch gore in some occasions but to spread a video that promotes harm to others or itself, specially on someone sensitive, on the public and the media or who doesn't tolerate seeing inhumane actions, is not acceptable
4:27 I like how he braced himself before drinking 😂
@@Smoerrebroed иногда так делают в качестве традиции когда алкоголь делали другим
@@Smoerrebroed also alcohol burns more when it comes in contact with air so emptying your mouth of air before u drink helps. also he inhales through his nose after for the same reason (source: i drink vodka)
4:49 I really like that moonshine is in the bottle of bear/soy sauce, classic
3:36
IRL : *people drinking normal drinks
Game Character: *casually drinks mayo*
Hey if your desperate that's the only time anyone would do that. *Opens up drawer full of mayo jars*
@@brassgears0Nice.
Gotta do what u gotta do
@@tofuto4492 True
Russian Mayo.
Looks nice, might taste nice
Mom : "Please don't touch anything in the bathroom!"
Me after taking a piss : 2:52
tf?
lmao
Me after accidentally watched hardcore yaoi
Underrated
@@sogachew2368what the fuck?
I searched up ASMR and honestly I’m not disappointed, the can opening, chugging, spoon sounds, rainfall, and distant thunder is very relaxing
Agreed
There is something oddly satisfying with these animations, or it's just unusual for me that a game has these stuff.
This makes the game even more RPG-like, which i love!
So nobody is gonna say anything about this man just chugging mayo like its Gatorade
What is wrong? Everyone doing this in russia.
@@npc_citizen9276 just like boris
At 3:36? Nah bro, that's liquid yogurt. Relatively popular as a light snack in Russia.
If I'm hungry, I can eat a can of mayonnaise, like it's yogurt...
it was a... tactical decision (that's what i tell myself when there's nothing else left in the house and I have to eat that synthetic pus to survive)
I like how he prepares mentally himself when is going to drink alcohol
In escape from fitness
He actually exhales so that he doesn’t taste it as much
@@triccari2095 Make sense
@@WindowsDoor it’s a common trick people do for shots and spirits
Most spirits like whiskey and vodka are unbearable to drink on their own. It’s best you have any of those with cola.
@@aidanmercer9422 really?
2:54 literally everyone when they wake up at 2am and need water
That... Stop... I feel attacked..
yes
It pains me that he didn't do the loud sigh after drinking all that water
"I'm in this picture and i don't like it"
The best part is that it’s called “super water”
I like how he takes like 2 spoons of everything and a few gulps but then brings out this like, 2+ gallon container and drinks the whole thing empty
hydration bitch
3:27 I wish I could open a snickers that easily
he also eats the whole slickers with one bite
I wish I was capable of eating a snickers
Just rips the wrapper from the side. How?
Don't we all
He eats snickers like these commercials
Hungry bar: *loses one percent*
Me literally everygame:
True
Me sees 99% food:I MUST EAT
Yeah its relatable when playing survival games
That me
You niggas have OCD. Get help
Facts
I like how the thunder happened just when he opened the milk 3:44
THE MILK OF DOOM
If you open it, someone dies.
@@npc_citizen9276 Oh no, it's real D:
It's sign of *Death awaits*
ALL HAIL THE MILK
Ah yes, spooky Молоко.
This man taking "reccomended amount" to the next level.
0:09 14 more days and it will be past its Best Before Date
Classic PC Games The game takes place in 2030 or later, so it would taste disgusting at least.
Lol I saw the same thing
This is so sad
So today
I guarantee that a real Russian soldier has done this sometime. Just waiting out a rainstorm in a civilian house and eating the rations.
@Legionary *the civilians entire pantry
as well as drinking a bottle of vodka 4:27
@@sw4g465" remember boys, it's not looting or plundering.
It's requisitioning state property"
pot vodka bottles are mostly from transparent glass
I think the top says vodka tho
I sent this to my arab friend at discord and he's start cursing in arab during ramadhan
Bruh
Xexexex
Lmfao
Lmao
Why do you disturb someone's fasting lol
Absolute giga chad opens mre and eats it straight away, bro is unhinged 🗿💀
Guy: *Eats 3 biscuits*
The MRE: "Three, take it or leave it"
2:42 we gonna gloss over the fact he already started chewing before he even grabbed a cube?
Who is ThaAlphaCheeseBurger?
proceeds to drink 3 litres milk while the cubes still in the mouth
@Let's Get This Over With o.o
Yes
4:26 when you're about to go fight a 1v5
Hold my vodka
With your bare fists
You have bear fist?
The thumbnail make me think that he is drinking an RPG
TheNmjkd I’m dead🤣🤣🤣
Xddd
Typical Russians
Sounds about right
3:35 So no one's gonna talk about the fact that the dude DRANK A JAR OF MAYO?
Wait that's mayo !?
@@worm4475 yep. In Escape From Tarkov, you can chug a jar mayonnaise.
Normal day in the post comunist hell
Mayonez very good for strong rusky body
Is slav game, why are you so surprised?
A moment of silence for this man who probably has a horrible stomach ache. He did this for us.
You know things are dire when you're eating sugar cubes straight outta the box.
Edit: Or drinking mayonnaise.
Nota, War Cult Spy that's condensed milk
never mind, it is mayo
Wait what mayo? I thought it was condensed milk
Lê Nguyên Khôi Hoàng it's both. mayo comes later in the video, the condensed milk is in a blue can
**Happy LifeofBoris noises**
I love how it’s not just the same sound and animation for every thing
*eats peas*
*CRACKER CRONCHES*
The cans (or tins, whatever) have the same sound
@@ra_alf9467 at least they don’t do what rdr2 did with the stew spoon
The ultimate video game mukbang.
But better
I like how the person takes 2 to 3 bites or sips and then the food item is gone like it's finished
Insurgency: Fps hardcore
CSGO: Throwing smoke hardcore
Cod: Reloading hardcore
Doom: Killing hardcore
GTA: Gangster hardcore
EFT: Enjoying food hardcore
Far cry 2 healing animation hardcore
@@ahmadbassam2898 LOL
Read Dead Redemption 2:
Enjoying food hardcore
Part 2
Pornhub: Doggystyle Hardcore
Arma 3:Stamina hardcore
Just a regular old spoon eh? I’m surprised this guy doesn’t have a tactical spork
Lmao
So you’re telling me you don’t have a tactical spork?
With P-rails
Mre spoon
Payday 2 commically large spoon
3:36 Bruh, that's so cursed...
What? I have one of those at home
@@blacky8060 he means DRINKING STRAIGHT MAYO
@@gamingseagull9321 Ooh thats mayo? i thought it was some yogurt or something.
@@blacky8060 the Main reason of why it cursed is that HE DIRNKS IT.
ummmm... this is strange? i like drink mayo...
3:32 props to the most accurate sounding chocolate bar I have ever heard
Just THIS alone tells you how much detail the devs put in this incredible game
2:50
Little kids drinking water after playing outside:
They eat the sugar first lol
69
2:52
Haha 😐
I think he's drinking over 1 gal
Chocolate Bar: _is in sections_
Player: _bites into the whole bar without breaking it apart_
Me: *wait no*
One of my friends does that, never occured to me till you mentioned it 😆
That's illegal
In the Battlefield You gotta do what You gotta do
Wait people actually break that shit up? I umm....I take bites straight from it cuz I don't like messy hands....
@@shoobzy3431 you can break it while it's still in package
"Oh, you think you're special, huh? Krauts are gonna eat your lunch."
"No not our lunch, sergeant. Our lunch is secure"
2:53 when you escape from tarkov idk I didn’t play the game
this comment is fucking gold
@@snark894 100%
@1v4n94 2 how old are you I don’t think you should be on the internet kiddo
@kenoob man dude in what way if it was it’s the most mentally deficient joke I’ve heard since 9/11
@kenoob man but what led you to believe it is a joke?
*Eats two spoons of canned food*
Him: Yep, I'm full.
2:55 He literally drank the thing for 30 seconds straight.
Naw
Lol
Well it is super water.
And look at the size of that thing
15 seconds
3:09 was he drinking some liquid out of a Gasoline can THAT IS FREAKING GENIUS
Condensed water
Purified water can
Plot Twist: He is actually doing ASMR.
Deadass this is kinda great asmr, not something I would expect from Russian PTSD Simulator
Plot tiwist: is munkbang
I almost slept from this
These are the most unreasonably realistic eating animations I have ever seen. I love it.