Some people don't know: Golden Star balm is a Vietnamese medical balm invented during the Vietnam War. Produced from precious medicinal herbs, it has the effect of reducing bruising or swelling caused by insect stings. It also has a pain-relieving effect. The size of the Gold Star balm is only as small as a coin, the shell is made of metal, very suitable for soldiers on the battlefield. Golden star balm is very popular in the Soviet Union and Russia
I love how they made the pill swallowing sound effect sound like he's downing the world's biggest pill and the character doesn't even need water like the PMC trooper that he is.
I find something increadibly funny about the way he takes care to meticulously close every clasp on the compact surgery kits after *performing minor surgery on himself*.
You know the story of of the bear that ate a bag of Cocaine? The one where I remember it being called the most dangerous predator on earth for 5 minutes? That.
@@wylandnares8642 have you watched a "Taxi 4" movie? There was a moment, when police inspector fell in bags of cocaine...then he became a very dangerous cop for a 5 minutes🤣
@@Alvah707 short answer is: You don't usually see sweats taking steroids before the fight and you often times see streamers doing just that. But yeah, you're right.
this is the kind of healing animations that i would love to see implemented in more games. take for example far cry, their healing animations is straight up bending their fingers back in to place with no painkillers or antiseptics (they are still really cool BTW) but still theres a chance of dying from infection or shock.
@@stayso4py951 even in 3rd world countries we have the common sense of not touching a dislocated hand or pulling out shrapnel/bullets if we don't know exactly how, that's how you bleed to death or how you cripple yourself
@@stayso4py951 Tarkov takes place in a torn up russia (You could Say post-apocalictic but even then not so post-apocalictic) and the scavs still manage to find healing tools so why not in far cry?
In post-soviet countries you are officially not an adult until you can show in court that you can open Vietnamese golden star balm with bare hands. There is no need to fact check this as I am legally never wrong.
Imagine seeing a guy having all these needle holes and bandage wraps on his left arm, and pads and splints around his body. Assumingly, you thought he had a wild accident.
@@SayoriWithAGun In the time of the USSR, people would buy Golden Star for medical purposes. And for some reason they would be really hard to open. Myself I couldn't open one for my life. Everybody uses Golden Star even in Russia today. So it became a meme that the container is the hardest thing to open.
@@cassidy8307 Tourniquets are for heavy bleeding which is a relatively new addition to the game so the animation is much newer than just normal bandages
The surgical kits I feel they really need some extra work on the sounds, like making the player audibly grunt in pain, because after all it's pulling a bullet out of him and also stitching the wound, without any sound of pain it really just looks like the dude is casually working on his clothes or something. Also this might just be me, but the audio of swallowing the pill sound weirdly satisfying, it is to be expected with how good the food animations and sounds are.
The problem is all sounds are audible in the world as well. So it would be a massive nerf to surgical kits as enemies could hear the grunts easier and identify an immobilized player
@@riloe1 Not necessarily, I meant more like a client side grunt, only you can hear your own sounds of pain, I'm aware of not making it a pvp annoyance.
@@cantstandurbs876thats the thing about tarkov though. there *are* no client side sounds, for realisms sake. even the rustling sound when opening your inventory or just inspecting your gun can be heard by other players if theyre close enough
I think that injections are supposed to be on the left arm because it's closer to the heart to pump the medicine around? Because during a heart attack, people say their left arm goes numb.
0:59 Oh god no my watch PLEASE ROLEX I LOOTED OFF THAT CORPSE! SPEAK TO ME! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE NOW LIVE DAMNIT LIIIIVE
I dont think you guys know how painful it is for someone to use a CMS or a Calok-B A Calok-B is just a tubular syring filled with hemostatic granules made for stopping blood and clotting your blood in that area, that means the person using the Calok-B needs to insert the syringe into the open wound and gradually inject the granules as it exits. If you thought that was bad, everytime your pmc uses a CMS they have to cut the clothes in that area to remove the obstruction. The next step is they have to take tweezers and dig into their open wound and take out the bullet, then after that they staple their bare skin essentially stitching it with staples.
It does, you can install a client-side server emulator called SPT-AKI. It basically runs "your own" Tarkov, everything works like normal, you can change how much money you have, spawn in items, and stuff.
@@urosmamic4172 I thought it did, but it’s as painful as you get. Like having to mess with ip addresses and open ports in dangerous ways being the easy part, level of pain. I’ll have to check again.
Are armies still currently employing morphine or morphine injections in their first aid kits? is a common trope in games but I actually never see it on AMEDD videos or IFAK unboxings.
This guy literally Do emergency Surgery on himself without flinching. Hell, that emergency surgical kit only consist three tools without anesthetic in it.
Homeless man: hey man can you spare a buck so i can eat? Me: sure. But make sure you only use it for food Homeless man: oh of course *homeless man not even 5 minutes later* : 2:33
We should be scared of this guy. He opened Golden Star, something that's very hard to open: WITH GLOVES and can handle a lot of drugs without flinching.
Some people don't know: Golden Star balm is a Vietnamese medical balm invented during the Vietnam War. Produced from precious medicinal herbs, it has the effect of reducing bruising or swelling caused by insect stings. It also has a pain-relieving effect. The size of the Gold Star balm is only as small as a coin, the shell is made of metal, very suitable for soldiers on the battlefield. Golden star balm is very popular in the Soviet Union and Russia
and difficult to open.
Is there a tactical reason for making it so hard to open
@@ChadHellgado yeah, right. but today the modern version of the Golden Star balm in Vietnam is bigger, and "a little bit" easier to open😅😅😅
Thank you, para-medic
and?
Drug Addicts: “I can stop whenever I want.”
Also Drug Addicts: 2:31
Gotta get those (Mostly) uppers, man.
OBDOLBOS
I searched for this comment)))
😂😂😂😂
Thankfully I hate needles
I love how they made the pill swallowing sound effect sound like he's downing the world's biggest pill and the character doesn't even need water like the PMC trooper that he is.
He could totally eat a Popeye's biscuit without a drink
@@noburu4717 has anyone actually did that challenge before
It looked like the time when Mr Krabs’ daughter Pearl forced fed him a bigass pill
@@absoluteagony Dapz
Ripped straight from Fallout 🫤
Mother: my son will become a doctor
Father: no! Our son will become a lawyer
The son in his room : 2:31
Nahhhh 💀
Fentanilo🇺🇲🇲🇽🇨🇳
Me taking my dementia meds:
Jaja eso está muy xd
The son became scientists
I find something increadibly funny about the way he takes care to meticulously close every clasp on the compact surgery kits after *performing minor surgery on himself*.
It saved his life a little respect won't hurt
"increadibly"
And all while standing up-
He is going to use it again later on so that's why
а что тут забавного. так делает любой человек с мозгом
I just wanna feel for one second how this guy feels after all those shots
You know the story of of the bear that ate a bag of Cocaine?
The one where I remember it being called the most dangerous predator on earth for 5 minutes?
That.
He probably ain't feeling too good. Since he shoved that needle right through his freaking arm instead of a vein.
Probably not that great.
@@wylandnares8642 have you watched a "Taxi 4" movie? There was a moment, when police inspector fell in bags of cocaine...then he became a very dangerous cop for a 5 minutes🤣
@@Azure-Dragon_ injectors like that usually work best when applied intramuscularly
0:18
"Yo, you're date's here!"
"Aight, lemme just pop a mint or 2!"
Why did I find this funny 💀
From your trust emergency first aid kit no less!
Proceedure for the surgical kits:
1. Cut the clothes
2. Take the bullet out
3. Stich the wound up
Or in this case staple it up 😨
@@929Finn what can you do?
He didnt even flench 💀
@@dub-pilote is the black knight from Monty python and the holy grail or what you guys call: dis but a scratch
I thought it was cutting the skin. I'm glad I'm wrong
1:46 Impossible! He opened it
Это уже означает что он гигачад
@@wheatley7612 это все читы!
The more impossible is, he open it WITH GLOVE ON!!!!
@@wheatley7612Он и звездочку открыл в перчатках
With NO FINGERNAILS? NO WAY
2:32 Bodybuilding career in 30 seconds
Morphine is needed
Liver King:
I feel 😵😵😵
2:32 typical streamer when hears footsteps in 9999 meters away
Ok this is funny as fuck
Why streamers? That’s every sweaty player that can afford all the injectors in general lmao.
@@Alvah707 short answer is:
You don't usually see sweats taking steroids before the fight and you often times see streamers doing just that.
But yeah, you're right.
*Injects morphine and propital with power of blyat*
He struggles more opening the Golden Star balm than performing literal surgery on himself.
Is no one gonna talk about how the guy just casually perform surgery on himself while standing in the middle of a forest?
One handed too
Under 20 second too
It's a video game dude......😂
How did he died ?
OVERDOSE
Local man who carry enough supply to run the w.h.o dies of every od
2:31 “alright guys, more morphine”
No I don’t wanna overdose, goddamn it! 😂
this is the kind of healing animations that i would love to see implemented in more games. take for example far cry, their healing animations is straight up bending their fingers back in to place with no painkillers or antiseptics (they are still really cool BTW) but still theres a chance of dying from infection or shock.
All the far crys take place in 3rd world countries and I don’t think they have surgical equipment laying around
@@stayso4py951 even in 3rd world countries we have the common sense of not touching a dislocated hand or pulling out shrapnel/bullets if we don't know exactly how, that's how you bleed to death or how you cripple yourself
@@stayso4py951 Tarkov takes place in a torn up russia (You could Say post-apocalictic but even then not so post-apocalictic) and the scavs still manage to find healing tools so why not in far cry?
@@Giagua- far crys setting seems too underdeveloped
Any more examples?
Better than most if not all ASMR out there.
Tarkov: *makes swallowing the worlds smallest pill sound difficult*
Far cry: "fuck medicine" *knifes out bullet*
2:31 this beat is fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥
In post-soviet countries you are officially not an adult until you can show in court that you can open Vietnamese golden star balm with bare hands. There is no need to fact check this as I am legally never wrong.
POV: finding the cure for cancer be like 2:34
I like to believe this soldier really just injected a whole pharmacy into himself. can feel pain if you cant feel.
2:29 Interesting to know that Mechanix gloves are in the game.
almost every military-esque or combat-focused brand is in the game, if you can think of it, it's probably in tarkov
Bro swallowin the mr. Krabs pill, stapling his wounds, and opening up the gold star balm with gloves. All without complaint, damn hes good
New fear: stepping on needles discarded by soldiers tens of years ago.
The worst crime of Tarkov: Littering.
Imagine seeing a guy having all these needle holes and bandage wraps on his left arm, and pads and splints around his body. Assumingly, you thought he had a wild accident.
"He fell on a couple bullets. And a knife. There was a knife in there at one point."
It's kinda suprising seeing godlen star balm being a healing item here considering my country produces it lmao
Where are you from oh Mystical Potato?
@@imnotusingmyrealname4566 vietnam
maybe the communist of the golden star balm heals lmao
can you tell me why ppl freak out when the character opened the star balm? i really don’t understand
@@SayoriWithAGun In the time of the USSR, people would buy Golden Star for medical purposes. And for some reason they would be really hard to open. Myself I couldn't open one for my life. Everybody uses Golden Star even in Russia today. So it became a meme that the container is the hardest thing to open.
The lack of bandages in the wrapping animation still bums me out.
Otherwise these are excellent.
Me too.
Could change as it’s still in Beta phase
Weird how they didn't bother with the bandages but they actually wrapped it around for tourniquets
@@cassidy8307 Tourniquets are for heavy bleeding which is a relatively new addition to the game so the animation is much newer than just normal bandages
somehow the animations are smooth and satisfying
2:31 Homeless dude after I gave him 5 dollars for food
I love how he just chews the pills like candy
after using all that medical supplies, he's basically immortal now.
A Tank could shoot at him and the shell would just bounce off.
Or he’s dead from overdosing on everything.
@@tetraxis3011 *temporary immortal*
@@katboi7140 Hes on Borrowed time.
I been watching this video like a couple times in the past week and this feels like ASMR to me in a good way.
This guy seems very tough. He sticks thousands of things inside his arm one by one for 3 minutes straight and dosent even grunt or groan 1 time.
Oh believe me, he does grunt...
2:31 POV: least abuser of stims in labs
Im so amazed how most games have painkiller and such but the character never use water to swallow it down
I'm pretty sure you can do that with saliva as I did
You don’t need water to swallow, it just makes it slightly easier and more comfortable.
I mean, its a game anyway
Never used water to swallow pills before
1:51 HOW? JUST HOW?
1% strength. 99% Faith
Constant masturbation to strengthen the wrists and fingers duh
The amount of pain tolerance your character has as he just casually takes out a bullet and staples his wounds is astounding
I fear the man who can perform emergency field surgery on himself, standing upright, and without grunting in pain.
Other player: "killing eachoter"
Him: "overdose of medicine"
When you save all the items in a game and realize the end game boss is in the next room
Bro’s grinding for max healing speed
He's preparing for the Final Boss
Fact that he's doing this means the boss will not be easy
Тот самый ЧВК, который за 1 подход принял все возможное, без перерыва:
"Да-а-а, я трёх сотый, бля-я-я!"
*и просто пену из рта пускает*
Он звёздочку открыл ему вообще пох на то что он там выпил он неубиваемый
и получает голова-глаза
I'm surprised this guy could find a vein so quickly.
You know intramuscular injections are a thing?
He has pump from holding a rifle all day lol. Also you don't really need one always you can just stick it through the muscle and you're good to go
What drugs did you take?
2:34 - 3:02 YES
Nice animation =))) golden star balm
bro: “I’m not addicted!”
also bro:
POV: theres no nurse teacher in school nurse’s
2:32
POV: You're courier 6 about to enter quarry junction
The surgical kits I feel they really need some extra work on the sounds, like making the player audibly grunt in pain, because after all it's pulling a bullet out of him and also stitching the wound, without any sound of pain it really just looks like the dude is casually working on his clothes or something.
Also this might just be me, but the audio of swallowing the pill sound weirdly satisfying, it is to be expected with how good the food animations and sounds are.
The problem is all sounds are audible in the world as well. So it would be a massive nerf to surgical kits as enemies could hear the grunts easier and identify an immobilized player
@@riloe1 Not necessarily, I meant more like a client side grunt, only you can hear your own sounds of pain, I'm aware of not making it a pvp annoyance.
@@cantstandurbs876thats the thing about tarkov though. there *are* no client side sounds, for realisms sake. even the rustling sound when opening your inventory or just inspecting your gun can be heard by other players if theyre close enough
@@riloe1Solution: Take painkillers before surgery on yourself
i like how everything goes on the same arm or leg
More please without ambient noise. Cool
2:43 POV: Your a monster hunter player getting ready to destroy Fatalis.
Man dressed up as mummy dies of overdose in the middle of a forest
疲れた時に効くと疲れ取れるんだよねこれ
2:37 homeless man after i give him money:
I didn’t know you were geeking like that!
Daily routine of an Ohio citizen
Take 43 shots of morphine
Im lmaoing so hard and lolling out loud
Yes we do that everyday, only in Ohio
It isn’t easy to survive a day out of a car first aid kit
*in Ohio
すべての怪我が左前腕に集中する男
I think that injections are supposed to be on the left arm because it's closer to the heart to pump the medicine around? Because during a heart attack, people say their left arm goes numb.
@@dr.wallacebreen3859 the bandages
@@coreflakes of course, but there are more injections than the bandages animations.
笑ったw
"I don't think this man's ever been to medical school"
Now this is my type of ASMR
The golden star is a tough one to crack... I guarantee you that. I even have like 5 of those at home
Ah yes. Casual surgery is also my favorite hobby
WHAT THE F...
HE OPENED GOLDEN STAR BALM? IMPOSSIBLE
0:59 Oh god no my watch PLEASE ROLEX I LOOTED OFF THAT CORPSE! SPEAK TO ME! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE NOW LIVE DAMNIT LIIIIVE
how my mom tries to heal herself when she gets injured: 1:42
how my dad tries to heal himself when he gets injured: 1:54
2:32 New Vegas melee builds before they fight a mutated cockroach
All the medical item here is good but the golden star balm damm so good cuz that is vietnamese painkiller type of vasiline
the pmc after i stop shooting him for 5 seconds to reload my gun:
ah finally all the healing items... took me 1 year.... AY WHAT ARE YOU-
The new player :
Imagine this guy going to the hospital.
"Alright sir we will perform the surgery now!"
"NAH dude i got this!"*grabs surgical tools*
When a bodybuilder after tanking an m14 mag and needs to recover
He put the tourniquet in the wrong part of the arm...it won't stop the bloodflow unless he twists hard enough to break his forearm
2:30 ALL the drugs! Straight into my veins!
The guy is probably thinking, "What the hell these meds aren't working, better take some more until they work"
Idk about y'all but these healing animations are so satisfying to me
This guy after pumping himself full of 28 different types of drugs:
I see no god up here
*Starts elevating*
OTHER THAN ME!
Dude would've been OD'ed if he hadn't taken the xTG-12 Antidote Injector
The ending is basically that meme of Overlord of Momonga spending like 3 minutes casting a thousand buffs on himself.
I'm not going to lie the sound of the syringes is 🔥🔥
Though i dont play eft the healing animations always looked neat to me
Then again doesnt take much to impress me.
1:46 we the vietnamese call the name of ultimate medicine " cao sao vàng"
I dont think you guys know how painful it is for someone to use a CMS or a Calok-B
A Calok-B is just a tubular syring filled with hemostatic granules made for stopping blood and clotting your blood in that area, that means the person using the Calok-B needs to insert the syringe into the open wound and gradually inject the granules as it exits.
If you thought that was bad, everytime your pmc uses a CMS they have to cut the clothes in that area to remove the obstruction. The next step is they have to take tweezers and dig into their open wound and take out the bullet, then after that they staple their bare skin essentially stitching it with staples.
half of the healing animations on this game: n e e d l e
Kinda wish this game has a single player offline lan multiplayer
It does, you can install a client-side server emulator called SPT-AKI. It basically runs "your own" Tarkov, everything works like normal, you can change how much money you have, spawn in items, and stuff.
That's what spt is for but saddly no LAN with the bois :(
@@Doomsday499 ok thank you :)
@@urosmamic4172 I thought it did, but it’s as painful as you get.
Like having to mess with ip addresses and open ports in dangerous ways being the easy part, level of pain.
I’ll have to check again.
EOD has online coop where you can use your gear safely and raid with friends.
No progress saved but great for learning maps.
"Seems normal"
*2:31** 2 minutes and 31 seconds later*
"Ok what the fuc-"
Bro is the HOSPITAL 🗿🗿💪🍷
2:32 Just another Tuesday in Sacramento
High level PMC's when a single 9x19 hits their leg: 2:31
Golden start balm da god mode medicinal
Them: I'm not addicted!
Also Them: 2:30
Are armies still currently employing morphine or morphine injections in their first aid kits? is a common trope in games but I actually never see it on AMEDD videos or IFAK unboxings.
Achievement Unlocked: Higher than the Clouds.
思ってたより深く針刺しててしんどい
いつもありがとうpmc
dude just performed a surgery on himself while standing up and being in the middle of nowhere.
Под конец это чисто вечер жителя СПБ
This guy literally Do emergency Surgery on himself without flinching.
Hell, that emergency surgical kit only consist three tools without anesthetic in it.
Perhaps the endgame microphone maxed out from him screaming in agony while doing it
Homeless man: hey man can you spare a buck so i can eat?
Me: sure. But make sure you only use it for food
Homeless man: oh of course
*homeless man not even 5 minutes later* : 2:33
We should be scared of this guy. He opened Golden Star, something that's very hard to open: WITH GLOVES and can handle a lot of drugs without flinching.
Bro tryna get all the overdoses in 2:31