Buying a Forbidden Pet
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- Опубліковано 24 бер 2019
- Technically.. I did before anyone pulls the CB card. Everything you ever loved is banned
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Brother: Call her Vampire!
Mom: minus.
Dad:
d0g
Lol
dog
Diogee
Lol
My grandma got a cat called... wait for it.... *C* _a_ *t*
Juju's depression: *exists*
Polar: I'm gonna end this man's whole career
You legit copied this comment
@@powtatoanims8881 no i didn't
POWTATO anims people say that even though 99.9999999% of the time people don’t even know that they’re copying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@princerufioh thanks for saying that
Alexis ALDC you came!
“This is so wow”
- Tabbes’s Friend
Yes
5:27, this moment is what makes the video. It’s the greatest showing of admiration for a animal I’ve ever seen. Long live Polar,God Save the doggo queen!
Fun fact: dogs look at you when you're on the toilet because for them, that is where you're most vulnerable, so Polar is protecting you. In other words, she has your back no mater where you go.
It also works vice versa. When your dog looks at you when they're pooping, they're making sure you're watching over them.
Donatas Jor my cat literally stares at me whenever
Well that explains it but why does my dog purposely waits until my ass hits the toilet seat before deciding it’s a life or death situation and needs to come into the bathroom?
I always ask him if he wants to come in with me but just ignores me until I sit down... I think he might just be an asshole.
Random dude: going off about gender roles
Also him: *assumes pink is for girls*
Hah....
*Thats Cute*
Him : :0 that’s illegal
You : ;)
You just assumed that they are a boy by saying “dude”
@@thehandmadehero2043 I say dude to everyone regardless of gender
@@amityblight143 same dude
5:27-6:59 most heart felt speech EVER made by man 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Let’s take a moment of silence to appreciate Jeju’s amazing inspirational speech
*Hike into Area 51*
She was ahead of her time
Yet the A-10 Warthog is gonna cut her down, Polars live saving abilities or not
What about the covenant C35 Covenant Cruiser
The sound of that B I G Gun makes it.
Tabbes you should have her sleep in her crate. And get some help from a professional
L D Wrong comment but ok
Tabbes:what should we name our polar pet?
Dad:.....
*dad:DOG*
😂😂😂
*Russian accent* I agree
Fun fact: that the reason dogs will sometimes follow you into the bathroom, is because of the fact that when they are using the bathroom
they are currently in their weakest state so they have the need to look at you for their safety when they go to the bathroom ,
so they have the need to protect you as well when you are going to the bathroom so in a way your dog feels like their protecting you :)
Or they're needy and velcro
“So no one toold you life was gonna be this waaay”
“Bark Bark Bark Bark!”
Love it 😆
Brother: ghetto names*
Mom:minus
Tabbes: puppet
Dad: D O G
*d o g*
D O G
*D O G*
I had a dog named "Dog" when I was a kid. Well his name was Rascal, but my grandparents refused to call him anything but "Dog".
Devourer of gods
Normal people: Sit.
People with the dad’s accent: S H I T .
Lol
Not the best thing to say to a dog
then the dog poops on the ground
Tabbes:Sit. Tabbes dad:SHIT.
@all Now ima fucking spam.
5:27 can we just take a moment to talk abt how dedicated they are to polar?
3 years later this video is STILL funny 😆 I laughed WAY TOO HARD at the part with your dad attempting to get polar to sit 🤣
Brother: Vampire
Mom: Minus
Dad:
*D O G*
ahaha funny did laugh
like
S4ndMan 420 wut?
Minus is a good name and puppet
JusANerdyGamer Lol p
D O G
"She not from the hood!"
-Tabbes 2019
*Tabbes** Just fixing your mistake, not judging.
That came up while i was watching the video lol
@@sisyphus52 thx I didn't realize. I fix it
5:23 juju being the most happiest, joyful, there isn’t even a word for how happy they are
8:03
Tabbes: “No Polar, where’d you even come from?”
Me: Well you see when two dogs love each other very much-
Tabbes: -buys illegal pet-
Me: -has a 100% legal cat-
Me: i can pretend it's an ocelot
Pccj'djddiddipdididqdiqfpqfifirtir
@@bubbles84ful are u good??? 😅
Daaang this did not deserve these likes xD
-thatsillegal- who
Victor Ramos
Cat: am I a joke to you
“You should name her vampire because we got her doing the blood moon...”
“Ok good good we’re heading in the right direction”
Dead😂
As soon as I read this he said that
Steve M *she :)
She should've named it DIO
Rebu Uber why is that supposed to be funny
L L 648 ppl gave it a thumbs up so I guess so? It’s ok if ur a little slow🤧
my family had several fish and creatively my dad named all of them 'fish' he wanted to name our cat 'cat' but he already had a name when we got him. Needless to say, my family doesn't know how to name animals
5:21 all those text from tabbes friend took 1 and a half minute to say it all out, dude probably spent 5 - 10 minutes writing all those text for polar 💀
*Your friend is going to kidnap your pupper, literally buy a private island for her to live on, and anything else she could ever desire...*
*The potential your friend has scares me.*
I see Billie Eilish
What scares me more is the font
Lps Wolfy Luna AJ Billie has the best music ever well besides BTS but still she is kinda creepy
Anime Girl for life that’s her image tho, she’s supposed to be edgy, and tomboy. This give me joy because she doesn’t follow the skimpy girly girl pop idols usually have.
Jujupupper
*Buys an illegal pet*
*puts a video about buying an illegal pet on the internet where everyone can see it*
I was just thinking about that
Oh well shit I guess she’s not making videos for a long time (😂)
Modern problems need modern solutions
666 likes
They'll never suspect it
The "I will die for POLAR" rant could be a copypasta
7:54
Shiba Inu = Lawn Dog, in case anyone was curious. It's a japanese breed that doesn't bark, instead it sounds like no other dog. On the medium side with a thick coat for the snow. Wanted one myself, but have a Lab mix.
That's literally my dad
What should we name this dog?
"Dog"
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👌👌👌👌👌
in footrot flats the dogs name is literally dog
Emily M
My dad named our dog “pelos” which literally means hair in Spanish
My cats name is “Cat” and can you guess my kittens name? “Kitten” can you guess my other~ kittens name?
Hazel... *Face palm*
my dad wanted to name ours dogmeat from fallout xD
My dog is literally named pup even though hes old
"sit"
*polar: *melts**
me: I LOVE HIM
*polar: *headbangs**
me: *AAA AAAA I LOVE HIM*
‘Her’
*the triggered fans:* SHE >:(((((
On the subject of gender stereotypes and pets,
When I was 12, I wanted (and eventually got) pet mice,
My mom asked me why I didn’t want a “boy” pet….
daym thats gotta hurt
@@eightball7614 eh not really, just sort of a nonsensical statement, even my really old fashioned dad’s reply to that was basically “what are you talking about mice not being a “boy” pet?”
Not sure if mom knew it or not, but pet mice and rats were originally marketed towards women in the Victorian era, and they were sort of to that era what small dogs in purses are to today.
Incidentally, I turned out to be a trans girl who dresses like it’s 1891…..
ngl the way you drew your arms kind made it look like the desk is a giant coat especially with the way your head was drooping
Now adopt a dog that looks like a bear and another dog that looks like a panda.
*We Bear Bears*
Oh hey cool to see you here
YESSSS
YAAASSSS
You mean Bare* Bears 😂😂
@@iluvdis373 nah it's spelled right
"So no one told you life was gonna be this way"
*"BORK BORK BORK BORK"*
🎶🎵Your lifes a joke you sleep through half the day🎵🎶
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten
And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far
Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought
You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows
What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
doggos can only bork 2
"Bark"
@@kingofdemons948 u made my Day
Thanks tabby! Your videos helped my cat ( she had surgery and it did not go well ) get better! And u entertained her the whole process of healing we watched ur vids like 20 times each XD
Tabbes friend has wrote the best speech I've ever heard. Definitely polar is the solution to all problems in the universe. 😂
"What are we gonna name it?"
*Dog*
*Speech 100*
Speech increased
*DOG*
Charisma also Increased
Your friend seems like they might kidnap Polar.
Amaya Esguerra her friend is me
Yeah
Lol
WE MUST KEEP POLAR SAFE
Oh my gosh, Polar is so lovable I want to boa constrictor her right now, and keep her as my own. SHE IS THE CUTEST DOGGO IN ALL OF EXCISTENCE! I love animals but Polar is the most lovable thing I've seen since my aunt gave birth to my little cousin cooper!
(4:21)
My grandpa lives in a farm and he has a lot of dongs and cats
(We are from Latinoamérica so the actual names are in spanish)
Names of the cats: Cat
Names of the dogs: Dog
Ur dad reminded ne so much about that in the second xd
Btw, in Argentina (thats my native country) I used to have 6 dogs, I don't quite remember their species but what I do remember is that they were big dogs, I remember two of them were pitbulls (they are siblings) and we had one of those dogs that I called sausage dogs, let me tell u all the rest of my babys were scared of that damn minion xd
“most ppl would adopt an eagle over a kid if it was legal”
minfiresdt
Yeah.
Oh you guys adopt eagles? I adopted a Spitfire.
And a zeppelin, 2 submarines and an attack helicopter
Don’t forget the Vietnamese tank
And an attack helicopter
Lol that person who was mad at the pink bow is technically also gender stereotyping cuz they are saying pink is only for girls
Cryptic Rose TRUE
xD True
When pink was meant for boys, but then the war happens and it's switched. 😂
Real men wear pink!
@@lenafromjemseg lol for real. What even is this world
Juju's speech got me tearin up💀
See this is when I gain respect for TABBES. She made fun of people for taking things so fucking seriously.
Polar: exist
entire world: SUICIDE RATES GO DOWN TO 0%
WE ARE CURED OF DISESE
WE ARE LIVING PEACFULLY
NO MORE WAR
Polar: :0
So in never went down
No, it does go down. You're thinking it went down *by* 0%
R/whoosh
HEC YUS THANK YOU POLAR
bootiful sentence and plor must do that to world rght noew PLZ POLOR SAVE US FROM TRUMP AND WAR AND ANYTHING ELSE BAD WITH YOU CUTE NESSS Polor: bork. (ok) :3 me: AWWWWWWW
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Tabbes's father: *d o g*
I mean my cat has a name but i call him cat every time 😂
I mean it's a good name
Lol I was going to type this!
SHIT
𝗗 𝗢 𝗚
😂
the fact that i have no dog but i know polar is cute
6:09yeah I hope so I can't buy shit
Imagine having one shot at life and your name is “dog”.
Just change your name lol
IM WHEEING-
Somebody is named dog
tabbes: buys a illegal pet
Jk Rowling: thats gae
It’s gey
I will never write gay the same way again
anti t series that’s gæ
I don't get it...?
Holy god
“My dad has a heavy accent”
*proceeds to voice over in a higher pitch*
I like how tabbles talks it makes the video better
"gender stereotypes shouldn't be influenced especially at a young age"
air buds producers:
They overthink and take it the wrong way which is pretty annoying on the internet
That quote predicted todays society lmao
I don’t understand
@@ebleh59 niether do i
@@ebleh59 there's a kid's movie series called air buds, it's about a litter of puppies, and the one female dog's entire personality is being a girl.
DUDE PUPPET WAS SUCH A COOL NAME
(I mean polar's also cool and less sadistic )
BUT SERIOUSLY YOU'RE A GENIUS WTF
Wow, you used the exploding kittens face
lel
Foxy DaRobot ikr
indubitably !
That’s adorable.
i just got a puppy and i swear him and polar are identical with everything you explained how she is and everything.
I died when she said:
*”I should be searching for one piece”*
😭👌
Aye I mean she could be Rononoa Zoro
Not gon for the profile picture
Ik 😭
@@loganlingle yeah I know
Hell yeah
Tabbes: Paps?
Dad: Dog
BEST NAME EVER
Skskskaks
Dawg
5:29 to 6:58
was..
a best speech i ever heard this days..
6 am in the morning 7:36
1940's: Everyone should listen to our laws! Or else....
2019: *i got an illegal pet*
*Pain : Gone*
*Anxiety : Gone*
*Polar : COOT*
*Me : Ugly*
*This is used too much : Yes*
@@jo-py4wq never.
Yes
dammit I was gonna say that
@@jo-py4wq
Cootch-itch
Strange Kiwi is this comment joking? I don’t mean to hate, just a question.
I love how her brother says “ poo poo “
4 year old
2:52 yea she went full big brain on it
Edit : it's totes a polar bear
9:14
Tabbes: my dad has a heavy accent, so whenever he tells polar to sit down, she gets confused
Tabbes’s dad: shit! shit! shit!
Polar: *offended*
Lol
Tabbes dad: oh shit a rat
Thanks to god polar didnt shit
Lol right
yeah... thats what she said ?
You owe me 1% of battery
-Tabbes2k19
I’m at 46 take some
While I was asleep I lost 22% of my battery
97% take some of mine
0% how tf i am i watching 😅
Edit: had to plug it in it died just after i posted this
IT TOOK 3% OF MY BATTERY
I loved the whole speach on 5:28 - 7:04 😂 😊
Also fun fact when you said that on 8:10, dogs have similarities to thier ancestry like wolves, wolves like to always stay in a pack a protected each other and dogs do this because they have a close enough bond to their owners and make you part of their pack and want to make sure you are always safe.
And puppet woulda been the perfect name I might steal that for my next female dog I get. I loved it. And your puppy is adorable
"mom?"
"Minus"
"why minus?"
"cause she takes my money , my time , my food , my furniture , my sanity.. ALL MINUS."
"ok..Dad?"
"Name it Dog."
u CAn FeeL THe LOve
++
XD
TRUUEEE
U cAn feeL ThE lOVe rampapa rampapa kILL THiS lOve
W H E E Z E
Wow tabbes predicted the area fifty one raid 4 months than everyone else
I was looking for someone to say this
RinStream-n-Game Ok same
So true
@@adenaroth369 same
@@adenaroth369 same
girl you looked like joker from fire force for a sec when holding the dog like a puppet. and hes my favorite character and now you are my favorite youtuber DEAL WITH IT
Your dog is amazing and I love him
Ok that freaking speech from your friend 👌🏻 brilliant
About the genders?
Water lol no her friends texts, best speech I’ve ever heard, slapped all these important people out of their place
At first I thought you illegally smuggled a cat or dog over the border
8:18 I knew you were going to do something for that part thank you for not disappointing😂
0:05 I forgot that you swear welcome back tabs you’re amazing
she protec
she attacc
but most importantly
my depression and anxiety is never coming bacc
more like my wife is never coming bacc
ARMYYYYY
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I will be pissed if it changes
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Jasmine Nguyen no
You also forgot that Shiba Inu are aggressively territorial.
*flashbacks of my pet tarantula being swallowed whole when I showed it to a friend's doge*
It had to stay for a week with the vet.
Vladimir Putin *why the hell*
Why would you do that? 😂 I chased my cat away from my Ts when I had 8 of them and would scream like a banchee the moment I saw him jump near the enclosures. He was not smart cat.
@@vitrathehedgehog For starters we were kids and it wasn't my idea. My friend said that if a dog sniffs something to "familiarize" it won't attack. We immediately regret that since the doge struck fast like Bear Gryllis after finding protein.
Poor thing...
Tarantula RIP ???-???
“I thought i was never gonna get sleep again.”
My own pup lexi: guess what you get sleep
Hell: exists
Polar: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
"what's the ENGLISH name?"
Me: Doge.
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Yep
Hello mortals and immortals
DOGE
Our sarcastic queen is back!
*NOW WE MUST FEAST!*
Noice
Yes
Omg thanks for the likes!
All hail the qeen
Poler cute AF also big fan your videos are funny af 😂😂😂
I’m ferrets need to mate every year or they’ll dies so make sure you do that they also need around a tank the size of a huge box like 30-60 gallons
“ What about Poo Poo? “
“ Okay, now your going backwards. “
“ Bon qui qui? “
*” SHE AINT FROM THE HOOD “*
" Yiff Master > : D "
*_"Next."_*
Tabbes' Brother: " YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL. "
Not A Doctor it’s Yiff Master
@@potatodoggo4716 Next!
@@SugarVampieArts minus
@@vrissybreak8299 Why Minus?
@@SugarVampieArts because! She take my money, my time, my food, my furniture, my sanity, all, minus!
Yes because blobfish are very majestic indeed
Bada ba ba baaaa
I'm lovin' it. 💕
I'm hating it
Btw I don't hate it I'm just saying this shit
Henrietta Filters so am i
4:40 this is the most accurate representation of Twitter
Ong💀
9:19 this is the moment we've all been waiting for .....
or maybe not
Remember kids, when buying an illegal pet, always post about it on UA-cam so that the FBI gets distracted while you dispose of it
Ewe
No. If you went to that much trouble to get them, you better take damn good care of them.
I don't care if you are joking. If I went through that much trouble and risked life and limb and going to federal prison and even my own life just to get a pet that's illegal to have, I'm DAMN WELL GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT.
Ootfan788 preach
The into basically described what we be like after quarantine.
Exactly what I was thinking😂🤣
Yep.
Yep right u get the 100,0000000 dollars good job mhm yea exactly
*intro
not hating on the comment it’s 100% right lol
I come from the future, the quarantine doesn't end even in 2037
My new dog always whines, and I can barely get any sleep. (Half of not getting enough sleep is because I watch you videos past midnight.)
the speech tho- they should be one of those people that give speeches to help people through hard times lol
My cat was named “boy” because he was a male.
shittalkymushrooms that's deep
...
Gooooooood poooooooooooooiiiiiiiiinnnnnnttt
MmmM
Boy, if you don't-
I CaNT BREAThE “minus bc she take my money my sanity” “okay what about you dad” “dog.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*_d o g_*
Sonia Playz yo just use ur lungs
1:00... i had this when I was watching The Predator back in 2018. The movie was so boring, the thought hit me just like that.
i like the beginning with the sans face too lol and cuz she said"oh yall are gonna be a great halloween decoration"
You have two birds named "Pidgeotto" and "Piplup".
Oh, they aren't really Pokemon? Ok
**casually hides pokeball**
*casually throws pokeball to see if it works*
* I'm an eeve*EVEE
@@starfleetcomm "do you guys think god is afraid of what he has created"
@@cocoball.s yes
@@cocoball.s bc some humans are really horrible and are not protecting earth-chan
Me: I got this new pupper
My Friend: I will die for that potat
Me: What about me?
My friend: ... Who are you again?
Imma be that friend irl lol
just there for the dog
Shame on your friends
Everyone making a bad name.
Dad: D O G
when i heard the dog whining noises i immediately looked behind me and stared at my doggo lmao