The Portal Has Been Opened - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
Вставка
- Опубліковано 31 бер 2021
- The secret behind the door has finally been revealed to be a lot more than we expected. The fantasy faction update is here!
Merch ► www.captainsaucemerch.com
Twitter ► / thecaptainsauce
Subscribe for more! ► ua-cam.com/users/CaptainSauce?...
TABS Full Release ► store.steampowered.com/app/50...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
OUTRO
Itro - Panda [NCS Release]
• Itro - Panda | House |...
/ itro - Ігри
"I love the new fractions and I definitely want to be on their side at some point", gets absolutely DESTROYED when the chance comes.
Lol fractions
Ah yes I am into the arts of fractions
Yes fractions mine is my favorite fraction is 4/20
@@timfuller1533 mine is 6/9
I hate fractions
Someone needs to tell him that the spooky version of the map with the door also has a door... when there’s good, there’s bad
Yep
I know
I know
That explains it
When there's life there's death
When there's light there's shadows
The statues inside the door actually represent the different developers behind TABS
The one with coffee must be a head developer
I thought they meant the first units of tabs
I love how his first reaction to going to heaven was “What the hell”.
Uhm it’s heaven not what the hell
r/whoosh
@@catfartsmeller224 r/Iusereditbecuaseimunfunny
This is gold
@@theguywhoasked2352 we’ve finally found you
Did you realize the chicken statue was a nod to the original TABS? -
Chicken Man and Chicken Man Man
Oh i remember him he was like the only person that can counter the dark peasant
@@Luke-du6pe more like survive the dark peasant the longest
I cosplay the chicken man at conventions! I will continue to do so until he is returned to his rightful place in the game
id approve of the chickin men coming back
mainly because i am one-
@@Luke-du6pe Darkpeasant killed him pretty quick...
I see a sacred elephant
my mind: "bride of snuffy"
The captainsauce lore is ever growing
@@toybonnie8629 yes.
It’s not your it’s the fact
snuffy wont be a lonely sack of meat and tusks anymore
true dat
"ancient furries" did he just explain all Egyptian gods in 2 words?
These comments are killing me WTF
yes, yes he did
I pray to Anubis 🖤
@Ethan Craig lol 😂
@Ethan Craig that's craaaazy 😑
I remember watching this 2 years ago when it came out and It's still just as entertaining
I know right
Same
Also same
I cant believe he did not make a dumbo joke when the elephant started flying
@Isaiah Stovall damn
@Isaiah Stovall you right
wow you're fast, they released this at like noon and you recorded and edited an entire 25 minute video in a day. Respect
👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍
its not 25 mins hes probably cut out at least 50 minutes and got the best for his viewers
Somehow people did it even faster
Unrelated but you can now enable health bars
@@vanvanmanman no shit sherlock
Fun fact: the hammer was used a long time ago in a wizard mod, meaning either the hammer was in the files or something of the sort back then, or landfall used the hammer for the paladin
"so the riders can keep shooting while being humped by an elephant how" is the funniest thing I've heard today
In the land of the skeletons, a strange noise was heard, it was that of stone and darkness, a new *evil* has appeared. Now, you must travel to its homeland and destroy it once and for all, before it destroys the world of TABS. Good luck, captain.
Like so captainsauce sees!
OF COURSE!!
I have my own riddle in a place so evil a bad a potel opens and it's time to be bad you will go to a place where anti Vax ers belong be careful he might want to play
this so good
Updoot
That is right
It's funny how he says it's going to start doing cheerleaders and stuff but he only did it for one person and not all of them
@@rblxgameplay5531 How
PLOT TWIST the units have always prayed to the God of thinking, he just never answered
oh no no
He isn’t smart, he’s just constantly thinking about stuff
@@theguywhoasked2352 you pretty much just described myself and many others who have shower toughts
Lol he hasn’t answered because he is always thinking and not listening
You have a point ketsu
Snuffy getting literally BEAMED in the face was the funniest thing to me. He gets hit with the glowing balls and is like,"im fine" but then his whole face disappears... Pure COMEDY
“They could turn into a tornado... or maybe touch you inappropriately ,idk”
Sick bro we watched the video too
69 comments NICE
LOL
The battle between snuffy and the Elephant was the best part
19:53 had me dying for minutes
SAME
bro ascended 💀
15:30 the damage gets spread evenly over the hobbits, so having a bunch of them does less damage.
And the good faction deals less damage to normal units
Any one else realized that CaptainSauce got "quantity" and "quality" mixed up when describing the bubble shield unit :D... classic sauce.
I noticed that too:)
Yep 2 years late but yes
Fun fact: The Solar Architect heals with his sun symbol, any allies within the AOE regen health at a decent rate.
I noticed that
yeah
Go to spooky 1 there is a portal to he'll with an evil faction and another secret unit
@@ZackStormYT yeah do that
How do u know that
Wait a minute those are the tabs devs 2:35
Watching snuffy get obliterated is just like Thor going ‘hiemdal, portal’ and it goes south real quick
captainsauce: ''Nope some of them found their way into the heavenly package'' that part made me burst out laughing.
Wait.... you aren’t a cookie
@@DeanwoodBand cookie with fur
how are you still standing?
@@DeanwoodBand Of course i eat cookies because i love cookies but im not a cookie myself if i was i would eat myself
I like how the knight didn’t die from the hammer at 14:40 but he died from falling down the tiny stairs.
Lol
Having a light hammer be weaker than stairs is such a tab thing to do
Fr tho I hope that they change it a little with the feedback of the community
I think that instead of dropping the light hammer she should have the hammer grow and then make a huge explosion
That one doctor who guy should fire 5 shots that each go to an individual unit and then make a small explosion
They also need to tweak the hp a little because a lot of the weaknesses on the stronger units is just that are a one hit k.o. which doesn't make a very interesting battle
These are all suggestions and I'd love to hear more opinions about the update
Someone call life alert he fell down the stairs
Oh wait he's dead
Imagine that's how he died in the mortal world
19:50 divine intervention
Can we all just agree that Cupid vs Sacred Elephant is one of the greatest fights of all time
19:53 Elephant and Cupid be like: igh't imma head out
I died of laughter 😂
XD
"And the god of lube and chickens doesnt deserve an explanation"
-Captain sauce 2021
Its the chicken man man
No it’s the man in the chicken
@@SilencedJester no, it is chicken man/chicken man man
I am the all seeing chicken
I haven't even started this video and im already very happy
19:55 laughed so hard at this
11:27 playing tabs that much is starting to affect him it seems hahah
“So it is really good at defending against quantity over quality.” Uh, didn’t you mean the other way around-
Yes he did
-Dnuord yaw rehto eht naem uoy t’ndid ,hU “.ytilauq revo ytitnauq tsniaga gnidnefed ta doog yllaer si ti oS”
That took too long
I probably got something wrong there
@@depressedninjaturtle1813 I found a mistake but it don't matter too much the first letter of around is a d and not an a
The guy with the book looks like a combination of Dr. strange and Dr. fate
The best doctors ever
Dr StrangeFate
@@vgorescu4075 like cancer but it kills quickly.
The chronomancer gets closer to transforming the more units he kills, he doesn't get closer to transforming by taking damage
2:50
Ancient Egypt: *frantically looks left and right and starts sweating*
Landfall: *Introduces the Sacred Elephant*
Captain Sauce: Snuffy, eat your heart out!
Praise the 3 awsome animals
1. snuffy the mammoth
2. a extremely strong elephant
3. A horse with broken legs
One of them isn’t as cool as the others guess which one
@@Luke-dt8lc The horse.
@@thedominion4626 HOWDAREYOU
"They're even gonna try t- " *Confused Captain Sauce face*
peace was never an option
i drank water when i watched that. i quite literally died
@good night 19:52
@good night 19:55
I see someone beat me to it, oh well
19:56 was the most “I must go my people need me!” I’ve ever seen 😂
So true
the way it just flew 😭
7:36 "trying to pull down somebody's holy pants during battle isn't a great strategy"
me:🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Him: silently cries at realisation that all he had to do was look at iy
minuteman flag pfp
I'd recognize that flag anywhere
Yes I be for the peeps
Hello fellow minutemen general
@@BlackHat-qf2bc hello settler
the battle happened so fast by the time I finished sipping my almost empty water upwards it was over.
damn
16 likes in 7 mins? ight
LOL
@@zanik8326 :D
hey btw I subbed!!
@@zanik8326 I subbed too!!
@@zanik8326 ig I subbed since everyone else is subbing too
21:28 I think he's ignoring the fact the chrono guy just got a pitchfork in the groin
“Do you think that if we found evidence of ancient furries we would tell the world?”
Ancient Egypt: am I a joke to you?
Imagine if for April fools day the devs made the hobbits the most powerful unit
That would be called the anti sauce update
Black hole.
@@gogog.goivoni4299 correct
@@gogog.goivoni4299 living and hostile black hole
Lol
"Do you think if we found evidence of ancient furries we would tell the world?"
~Yiff like an Egyptian.
@Cloaker 3 only one Egyptian God had a jackel head (Anubis god of the dead) and it is because jackels would often eat dead corpses which is a no no in Egypt.
I saw this comment having the word yiff and as a furry I have no choice but to respond.
@@ridgedawolfoa dragon is my fursona
@@Inksans34 Cool, mine is a wolf.
Stardust Fursaders
14:45 “his spine is coming out is butthole” 😂
22:48
“I don’t think it matters if they’re light or dark when they’re in your butt”
-Captain Sauce 2021
If they don't release something on April Fools Day it ain't tabs
45 like with no comment?!
Here have mine
Bad
@@thegoldenbucketstudios9896 What's bad
@@BuzzyTheFunnyCrow bad is bad
@@akhil6826 no good is bad
We need another episode of West of Loathing. There are so many things left to do in it.
There being a lot to do is why he dropped it(which is ironic considering it's a RPG)
Please yes
Yes
Thank u some one under stands
True, true but another of sucker for love
20:48 I'm not sure about you guys but transformations in tabs are gonna make some cool DBZ mods in the future
11:33
Whats Incorrect?
The campaign is good for figuring out how to use units. The paladin special attack is more for controlling groups than it is for damage, and you really need it for some of the Good Faction missions.
"Then they should get absolutely- HOHOHOHO- wait what"
I love how he instantly went to roasting the shit out of the ancient statues
Same
Sheat
E
21:00 dude goes super sayian
"Did- Did he just turn into some majestic time butterfly and ruin the rest of them?!"
-CaptainSauce, 2021
"wait they all got up from that?" he says as one hobbit has his legs broken and butt bouncing in to battle
Cupid: I WILL MAKE YOU ELEPHANTS FALL IN LOVE. Elephants: *do synchronized backflips* cupid: 👁_👁 edit;thanks for the likes :D
synchronized love ?
No synchronized swag
@Telly Davis synchronized SWAG
@Telly Davis XD
I went back that one elephant fly away with the cuipid
The time stopper actually builds his clock meter up by freezing them
I love how his smile faded away quick when snuffy got neon speared
If enough of us tell him about the spooky map door opening maybe he will go and find the evil faction
That chronomancer ability scares me because someone could make radiance from that
From hollow knight
4:14 it’s chicken man!!!
it is!
11:30 I think Cap meant “it is really really good at defending against QUALITY, and not QUANTITY” but he said it the other way around 😂
I love how snuffy just walked around the sun barrier and literally just hammered the unit with his nose
this hooman gets the spot
Ight we have good now time for evil
Thank god there's one man willing to make an ACTUAL VIDEO on April Fool's day.
lol
yea i was getting kinda bored
a cult homer would really want to avoid 6:10
16:59 *smited down by god's wrath*
Captain sauce, don't forget about the door on the spooky map
That must be the door that leads to the evil faction if this is the good one.
@@potato1094 the door on the spooky map has reaper like tentacles it looks cool
@@potato1094 yup
done
Last time I was this early the Crusades we're a ride in the amusement park
Lmao
Damn
No
12:12 I'm still standing, because if I cowered on the floor the ninja star would go in deeper, big brain facts!
22:42 ayooo.. That farmer
This is probably the coolest update we've had in TABS for a while.
Oh hey it’s you
Notice how it’s on April first
I caught me off guard when he said he wants to “beat a heavenly grandmother”
@Communist Pootis Bird ayooo??
@Communist Pootis Bird uuuuum. Ok
8:23 why Do I feel Dark Pesent Vibes
at 15:01 look at some of the halflings that got up late
Just so you know, for the next episode you might want to check out the spooky map that is similar to the one with the door, it has secrets of its own...
Stop with the spoilers
@@Beansteampeen he explained the least of all of the comments mentioning that.
"Gimme a battle angel with a fat pair of mommy milkers." I see that Captain Sauce knows of the truth
@Bernard Antoni SILVA THE truth
@Bernard Antoni SILVA The truth is filled with lies
@@depressedninjaturtle1813 You Will Never Reach The Truth
@@xolhex9220 Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Imagine they were biblically accurate angles and the mommy Milkers say *BE NOT AFRAID*
You know you found a good UA-camr when they can make fun of statues and make you laugh
Listen to this in 0.25 speed
19:20
And 2× speed
@@nancymahmoud7364omg goofy ahh laugh
So you may not see this sauce, but go to the spoopy door , then go into the pit of no return, you will meet some darker friends than the light side
yes he will.
i will try
what 2nd door its just a pit now
@@leontaylor9663 i think he meant in the spooky version of the door
@@leontaylor9663 spooky version of that map, door should already be open, then you will see the tentacle thingies, go down in them and to the left and you can get to the Evil campaign
I think those statues are supposed to be representations of the devs
And some of the new units are also representatives of the Devs since they look alike
19:52
The reason why the elephant turned into dumbo and flew off like a paper airplane propelled by bottle rockets is that the when the Cupids arrow makes enemies fall in love, it makes the receiver of the arrow float towards and damage whoever is closest regardless
11:05 Cap, the Hwacha is stupid overpowered. You just keep putting it up against Tanks and The Grim Reaper.
anyone else go back just to watch the elephants backflip again?
yea synchronized back flips are worth a rewind
Timestamp below
I
I
\/
19:15
@@mujtabaislam8588 thanks
@@IDontKnowHowToNameMe You're welcome:)
He didn’t check the bad faction, real quick Cap, spooky.
Wait there are two factions?
@@numberbndl3763 Yeah
There was no bad faction for him actually, he has a different build version than us. Its called landfall secret, meaning he got a build before the update actually came out.
@@numberbndl3763 yeah there's another faction called the evil faction aka the satanic faction in my opinion I think it's much cooler than the holy faction he just has to go to the spooky version of medieval one where the original door is.
@@randomslayer9018 correct, i immediately checked that out when the update came and it's there alright, and there is a campaign unlocked when you find the map which is about if not harder than the legacy campaign.
8:12 THE WAY THE BRAWLER DIED IS SO STUPID!!!! ICAN STOP LAUGHING!!!!
10:53 sauce: Oh we have one survivor.
Me:no you had one survivor
First Words: OH no
The god of chickens and lube doesn't deserve any explanation.
-CaptainSause 2021
I like how he says "If we found evidence of rehistorict furrys we should distroy it, for the betterment of humanity" meanwhile we have Anubis.
@@indy_the_awesome4615 Its better left as fiction. Everything done in fictional media or Religion is best left as that Because if we Had people dressing as biblically accurate Angels It'd be horrifying.
The chronomaster's transformation is so cool😯
i learned from goofing around in tabs that the solar architect's big ring actually acts like a small medical station enemies can't get in and if they try they get hurt but allies can walk through and it heals them
23:09 the farmer froze right at the perfect time
Me when I saw the Elephant: Snuffy's got a new girlfriend.
When I saw it I thought, oh people are gonna make some weird campaign.
I ship it and so does the cupid
YYYYEEEESSSSS
Is this an update
@@Random-xx5sh yes
Some additional notes
1: there’s a second version of the good faction, called evil it’s found in the spooky version of Medieval 1
2: The architects field also heals them while they’re in it
The first one, the evil faction doesn't exist for him in his build of the game. He got an early build from landfall. So until he updates he doesnt have it.
@@loxigoose Why would they give him a version of the update without half of the content? That makes no sense. Also, the build name of his and mine are the same save for the extra "landfall_secret" bit on his, so I'm inclined to think he's got the same version as us.
@@loxigoosefirst of all, I would say that they probably have access to them, considering that he said that there are TWO factions at the end of the video. Second by the time he releases a second video on these guys he would’ve most likely updated the game.
@@keewffbywrhathrrd3603 oh well how come he didn't get the lighr campaign then doe?
@@Skrumpish oh didn't realize that my bad
Edit: wait then why did you tell him there was an evil faction if he already knew.
2:45 *ancient egyptians sweating profusely*
still funny how the knight didnt die from the giant light hammer but instead he died from falling down the stairs
If there's a good faction then there has to be an evil faction, and find the other secret units there got to be more than one.
Captain Sauce Achieved Heaven and got his new stand. Tomato Over Heaven
Should I correct him or not?
@@Cressent_ do it....
@@Cressent_ dew it
New*
@butter trinity he can rewrite reality.
The peasant during 7:16: Am I a joke to you?
"your only talent is just summoning a neon sperm"
-Capt. Sauce out of context 2021