Dealing with Kids

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  • Опубліковано 13 кві 2018
  • Hi all, sorry this video took awhile. Ima be honest, the video process has been a lot more tedious than in the past few months. The outcome isn't something I'm proud of but I already held this video up longer than it should've been. I'll figure out a way to shorten the time so that I can focus on personal life as well as family. Cuz right now, I'm a hermit.
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  • @cadencenewman9652
    @cadencenewman9652 4 роки тому +4523

    "My child's an angel!"
    Me: So was Lucifer

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 4 роки тому +141

      @Rachel Middleton sure but it also references every christian religion lol.

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface 4 роки тому +50

      *SCREAMS OF THE ANTICHRIST*

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 4 роки тому +19

      Nice

    • @BuzzyTheBee
      @BuzzyTheBee 4 роки тому +18

      Cadence Newman alternate version: My childs an angel! Me: was* you dumb idi-

    • @jamilleyomtown
      @jamilleyomtown 4 роки тому +13

      Imma say this to any mom that says that lol

  • @hydrasent563
    @hydrasent563 4 роки тому +2977

    "Dont leave me alone with your children"
    -Tabbes

  • @VirtuesOfSin
    @VirtuesOfSin 3 роки тому +4101

    "Woops, dropped my phone" - Considering the dark humor of this channel, I'm glad it was the phone. Lmao

    • @barnie8723
      @barnie8723 3 роки тому +25

      👁👄👁

    • @Mad12434
      @Mad12434 3 роки тому +140

      I’m sad it wasn’t

    • @kentguiller
      @kentguiller 3 роки тому +61

      @@Mad12434 im scared that Tabbes literally made that as a joke

    • @zz-yz2uf
      @zz-yz2uf 3 роки тому +7

      👁👄👁💅

    • @lntellectual.
      @lntellectual. 3 роки тому +5

      👁👄👁

  • @Mythus_Scholaris
    @Mythus_Scholaris 3 роки тому +1786

    “Im not condoning child abuse”
    Also video: forcing a child to watch the emoji movie

    • @yu5hii
      @yu5hii 3 роки тому +37

      Gamer Girl god if that ain’t a /j everyone will come for you

    • @yu5hii
      @yu5hii 3 роки тому +8

      Gamer Girl good on you then :D

    • @elliotttlikescartoons
      @elliotttlikescartoons 3 роки тому +32

      True Torture is letting them watch every season of avatar, and them enjoying it, then making them watch The Last Airbender Movie OVER..... AND OVER....... AND OVER AGAIN! IT CHIPS AWAY AT THEIR SANITY TO THE POINT WHERE THEY WANNA EFFING CRY.

    • @thatquitekidintheback
      @thatquitekidintheback 3 роки тому

      That are better movies like Corrine

    • @ItsCairoHere
      @ItsCairoHere 3 роки тому +2

      6 year old me thought emoji movie was good

  • @lanilockhart5063
    @lanilockhart5063 6 років тому +2953

    Always remember this:
    Silence is golden
    But, Duct tape is silver

    • @simpfoster5559
      @simpfoster5559 6 років тому +94

      And super glue is clear but it’s harder to get off and more effective

    • @lanilockhart5063
      @lanilockhart5063 6 років тому +28

      Obadiah Guyman Dont be a buzz kill. I didnt say that it was made of silver.

    • @deacong17
      @deacong17 6 років тому +11

      Obadiah Guyman dude, why.

    • @moojiiid
      @moojiiid 6 років тому +4

      Is that a terraria reference?

    • @lanilockhart5063
      @lanilockhart5063 6 років тому +1

      Pixelnation I know what you are talking about. But, thats not what I got it from

  • @aslan.c0m
    @aslan.c0m 5 років тому +5801

    *my mum had to take care of 7 CHILDREN*
    I feel bad for her…

  • @pepsiman1536
    @pepsiman1536 3 роки тому +501

    "Use your mango-gecko"
    Sasuke never had it easier

  • @ataphelicopter5734
    @ataphelicopter5734 3 роки тому +205

    “Vocabulary consists entirely of memes”
    _Don’t call me out like that_

  • @Sam-kr1mu
    @Sam-kr1mu 5 років тому +6836

    “old fashioned discipline”
    *makes kid watch the emoji movie*

    • @larrychilders6599
      @larrychilders6599 5 років тому +173

      I'd make em watch Boku no Pico

    • @bluephoenix7508
      @bluephoenix7508 5 років тому +77

      I would make them listen to asmr

    • @toils8722
      @toils8722 5 років тому +63

      Kids: *OOOOoOooH*
      *NOOooOOooOOOo*

    • @chocolatetheeevee
      @chocolatetheeevee 5 років тому +15

      The Mighty Umbreon :0 an umbreon!!!!! Nice to meet you :3

    • @thecatsatrick
      @thecatsatrick 5 років тому +14

      I would make kids watch big hero 6

  • @DoinYourMom1243
    @DoinYourMom1243 4 роки тому +1531

    My mother's weapons are:
    Her hand.
    Her foot
    Her insults
    Her voice
    Her not caring if i got hurt

  • @icecreamisland5086
    @icecreamisland5086 3 роки тому +519

    my mom is pregnant and i'm expecting to spend my teen years changing diapers and dealing with a crying baby

    • @itsnot_mckenna
      @itsnot_mckenna 2 роки тому +83

      I was eleven when my older sister got pregnant at fifteen and then my other sister got pregnant 20 and then the one who was pregnant at 15 got another baby so I was taking care of my three nieces and nephews at 13 years old

    • @glimtrades
      @glimtrades 2 роки тому +38

      shit you better run, my baby sister was born when I was 10 and all i do nowadays is watch her so you better get the hell out of there

    • @salmonellagiver
      @salmonellagiver 2 роки тому +3

      HAHAH

    • @quizzypop3964
      @quizzypop3964 2 роки тому +10

      I was 5 when I was exposed to take care of my younger siblings I now have 4 younger siblings

    • @thatonerandomguy7985
      @thatonerandomguy7985 2 роки тому +1

      @J austin 10 Same bro.

  • @onyxth3ripper
    @onyxth3ripper 2 роки тому +38

    I'll stand by this till the day I die, never punish your child in a way that will effect them forever.

    • @Ia_nenavishy_pelmeni
      @Ia_nenavishy_pelmeni 4 місяці тому +1

      What do you mean ._.? Like… don’t beating him, or beating him?

  • @sup6394
    @sup6394 4 роки тому +2006

    “Weee”
    “Weee”
    “Weee”
    *THUNK*
    “...wee”

    • @stinky4053
      @stinky4053 4 роки тому +14

      Imma Cactus 🌵

    • @Youngbaconreal
      @Youngbaconreal 4 роки тому +3

      Imma Cactus cactus cactus cactus

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 4 роки тому +31

      Oops. Dropped my phone.
      **Gets vomited on**

    • @jjn0zp328
      @jjn0zp328 4 роки тому

      Imma 🌵 Cactus 🌵

    • @idxhdhb
      @idxhdhb 4 роки тому +9

      Imma Cactus bruh I thought she drop the kid

  • @narwhalninja1216
    @narwhalninja1216 5 років тому +648

    If a child is screaming...
    YOU GRAB THE CLOSEST SHARP OBJECT AND CUT SOME FOOD FOR THEM BECAUSE YOU TOTALLY WEREN’T ABOUT TO STAB THEM!

  • @unitymomentum
    @unitymomentum 3 роки тому +77

    Watching your videos reminds me that some kids get abused, then just grow up and develope some pretty gnarly, unhealthy internalized trauma responses and mentalities. Discipline isn't suppressed to be something physical or demeaning, especially for children. Violence against children of any kind is NOT SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL. I'm so sorry for your up bringing and honestly hope you find a better place inside.

    • @skaroGD
      @skaroGD 2 роки тому +10

      FINNALY SOMEONE WHO SEES HOW MESSED UP THIS IS

    • @unitymomentum
      @unitymomentum 2 роки тому +11

      @@skaroGD yeah, super common with trauma survivors. The saddest thing about it is that trauma is isolating, even from your siblings you are suffering abuse with. I remember having the same relationship with my brother as hers, we endured together but the abuse splits you into your own little world. From this, usually traumatized individuals go through the usual systematic approval of corporal punishment(violence against children) and pick up those same justifications - "children should know their place" "children shouldn't be disrespectful" "children are an investment" "they'll turn out bad if you don't hit them" all that narcissistic mess is instilled, combined with isolation, victims usually keep contact and are even close with the abuser. In that emotionally compromised person, they start to developed traits exactly from their abuser or suffer more of the same abuse from others, continuing the generational cycle of violence and abuse until another generation of that family can find the education and strength to heal and break that familial cycle of abuse.

    • @shackledallegiance1091
      @shackledallegiance1091 2 роки тому +3

      Not really. I agree some trauma survivors may have been beat but a good spanking every once a while is good I was spanked and my sisters aren’t as often as I was and they have no respect for their elders at all but I learned to be behaved thorough spanking now I agree using a golf club is messed up but using the right utensil will bring pain and show that it is not right to do what ever was done to warrant it

    • @unitymomentum
      @unitymomentum 2 роки тому +1

      @@shackledallegiance1091 The funny thing about violence against children is that it instills chemical brain damage, it severely disrupts healthy brain development in children and it shows all throughout history. Those children then unfortunately grow to find it normalized and then go on to defend violence against children.
      It's a cyclical issue, violence begets more violence and fear makes the respect cheap. It isn't genuine, because you don't value people in their own right - you learn to value conditional respectability politics and false image. Please seek therapy, and may God protect the children of your family.

    • @shackledallegiance1091
      @shackledallegiance1091 2 роки тому

      @@unitymomentum yes I agree that there can be a chemical imbalance with violence but it is healthy to punish children with just a spanking out of love not fury I can say after I was spanked for whatever reason it was I guarantee that I did not do it again it works trust me

  • @theanimatedexoskeleton4535
    @theanimatedexoskeleton4535 3 роки тому +48

    2:21 That my friend is much much worse than child-abuse

    • @daikonyum3688
      @daikonyum3688 2 роки тому

      I actually laughed at that

    • @anjelica442
      @anjelica442 2 роки тому

      No it's not cause child abuse actually hurts

    • @Wormiedude
      @Wormiedude Рік тому

      @@anjelica442 have u ever heard of jokes?

    • @anjelica442
      @anjelica442 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Wormiedude
      (.) |
      l
      (.) |

  • @gtpang3077
    @gtpang3077 4 роки тому +2495

    My mothers weapons:
    *Anything she can grab*

  • @arcanonn
    @arcanonn 4 роки тому +2554

    If Tabbes was my babysitter, I’d take the memes.
    Edit: I now have friends.

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 3 роки тому +43

    The first time she went “weeee” I was like “please drop that sucker on the couch” and then when I heard the *thud* I was like “not what I wanted but it works” and then when she went “opps dropped my phone” I was like “DAMN IT” lmfao

  • @chillywolf4980
    @chillywolf4980 3 роки тому +10

    Wee wee bang ..... Whoops dropped my phone
    Tabbs: ha you guys thought I was getting demonetized, didn't you didn't you! 😏

  • @kevinistrash3872
    @kevinistrash3872 6 років тому +13501

    *whoops dropped my phone* biggest plot twist of 2018

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +906

    Friends kid: **starts crying**
    Me: **crawls up the wall to the corner of the ceiling** "I'mma just hang with you spiders for a while"

  • @trashpanda287
    @trashpanda287 2 роки тому +10

    2:15 the most brutal torture since the medieval ages

  • @HamHam007
    @HamHam007 3 роки тому +8

    Demonic Tabbes: YES YOU ARE.
    I literally had to put my hand over my mouth because I was laughing so hard.

  • @lycheeramunee
    @lycheeramunee 5 років тому +665

    2:00
    Don’t forget the slipper!! For... foot.. protection....

    • @pinkclouds5192
      @pinkclouds5192 5 років тому +3

      So true

    • @victoriareyes8861
      @victoriareyes8861 5 років тому +16

      AshleyAU Gamers Chancla: Power infinite
      Edit: 3 whole likes! 😃

    • @DooperMan23
      @DooperMan23 5 років тому +7

      Oh and don’t forget the broom...for cleaning power: 80

    • @sweetdeception5185
      @sweetdeception5185 5 років тому

      Queen KaLlama I saw it happen to my friend when I was seven and she was 6😂😂😂

    • @isaa.c.9472
      @isaa.c.9472 5 років тому +2

      And the brush for...... brushing hair....

  • @thecringelord5525
    @thecringelord5525 4 роки тому +284

    This is where the "Yeet the child" meme came from

  • @jenniferbarbanida5390
    @jenniferbarbanida5390 3 роки тому +5

    0:23 she got us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @little_fox_2312
      @little_fox_2312 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Рік тому

      She made me laugh at a joke involving a child almost falling on the floor and dying. Nice. Lmao

  • @-NicoIDK-
    @-NicoIDK- 3 роки тому +7

    Oops dropped my phone. Me: But the baby- oh now I get it

  • @toastbot9496
    @toastbot9496 6 років тому +1391

    Queen Tabbes has blessed this day.

  • @bionicbella2806
    @bionicbella2806 4 роки тому +1354

    Tabbes: “almost all parents think they’re children are angels”
    Me: yeah my parents aren’t like that

  • @amberpudding5859
    @amberpudding5859 3 роки тому +10

    I can relate
    Kid: oops am I speaking too loudly
    Me: oh no it's okay it doesn't bother me that much
    Kid: so... It doesn't bother you?
    Me: yes wh-
    Kid: **proceeds to scream louder than any source of sound known to mankind**

  • @MariaMartinez-vx4uw
    @MariaMartinez-vx4uw 3 роки тому +16

    off topic but I am so attracted to tabbes voice like daaamn

  • @libby2359
    @libby2359 5 років тому +654

    *you don’t experience real fear until you hear the belt snap*

  • @traceej4685
    @traceej4685 5 років тому +575

    I use to have the kids I watched at camp play “cemetery”..you lay on the ground and play dead. The first person to move lost! Lol they loved playing it and I loved the peace and quiet that came with it!

    • @rainey_staerie_daize
      @rainey_staerie_daize 5 років тому +30

      You're a flamin' genius.

    • @reactit8285
      @reactit8285 5 років тому +7

      Now I wish I did the I use to play the quiet game when I use to volunteer at a camp

    • @pqracord5839
      @pqracord5839 5 років тому +11

      Don’t you mean sleeping lions?

    • @jessicaflynn5979
      @jessicaflynn5979 5 років тому +3

      When I was younger I had to go to boys and girls club and we played that everyday for hours

    • @traceej4685
      @traceej4685 5 років тому +6

      @Deizey I learned it through other counselors. No joke when I say the kids LOVED playing it. It was friggin weird, slightly morbid but harmless fun nonetheless.

  • @Starry._El.
    @Starry._El. 2 роки тому +4

    "almost every parent think their child is a precious little angle"
    My mom: Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPE. My child is a demon.

  • @DillaVanilla
    @DillaVanilla 3 роки тому +7

    As a mother myself I can understand that
    Wait what

  • @Shawdo_
    @Shawdo_ 6 років тому +447

    YOU DROPED YOUR BABY
    Baby = Phone

    • @thatonefangirl3647
      @thatonefangirl3647 6 років тому +1

      Random *Phone

    • @finnishwehraboo8377
      @finnishwehraboo8377 6 років тому

      Random lol

    • @dexnutslolz
      @dexnutslolz 6 років тому +6

      Mom: aww! My cute baby!
      Baby: throws up on her*
      Mom: waits ten seconds to talk* AWW YOU CUTIE!!!!
      Me: what the?

    • @theorowtz
      @theorowtz 5 років тому

      Random thanks ms.OBVIOUS

    • @raien8094
      @raien8094 5 років тому +1

      Babysitter:I dropped your baby
      Mom:WHAT THE HECK
      babysitter yeah sorry dropped your phone
      Mom:WHAT THE HECK THATS EVEN WORSE

  • @ChillyPanda
    @ChillyPanda 6 років тому +4293

    Baby Chilly sounds like a delight to take care of.

    • @jasonthedinosaur2101
      @jasonthedinosaur2101 6 років тому +50

      Oh hey it’s chilly panda what’s up fuckercup

    • @toutac8886
      @toutac8886 6 років тому +15

      Chilly Panda hey chilly

    • @yeet5065
      @yeet5065 6 років тому +12

      You're a handful if you ask me.

    • @zukototozi1068
      @zukototozi1068 6 років тому +5

      Chilly Panda hi chilly

    • @jasonthedinosaur2101
      @jasonthedinosaur2101 6 років тому +10

      Cathrine Animates Are you fucking kidding me? You can’t control me,

  • @cohenbennett8662
    @cohenbennett8662 3 роки тому +1

    Now I know, all I gotta do to deal with kids is unlock my mangekyo sharingan and kamui them to another dimension.

    • @Someone-le9wl
      @Someone-le9wl 3 роки тому +1

      64 trigrams them and they wont move.simple

  • @AgCharmsStudios
    @AgCharmsStudios 2 роки тому +1

    Im a good kid! I had the same babysitter when i was 3-7 before she went to law school. She graduated and i still get invited to their family functions. And I’m friends with her niece.

  • @sugarmochi9251
    @sugarmochi9251 4 роки тому +746

    Welcome to asian moms weapon store!
    We sell:
    Flip flops
    Clothes hanger
    Stick
    Leather belt
    Brooms
    Each one cost a like

    • @whatttttttt.
      @whatttttttt. 4 роки тому +32

      *I’LL BUY YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

    • @sangnomiya_kokomi6125
      @sangnomiya_kokomi6125 4 роки тому +17

      I will buy THE WHOLE STOCK
      *Yeeeeeets chancela*

    • @mr-cactus1519
      @mr-cactus1519 4 роки тому +21

      Needs a name change
      Asian and Latino Moms weapon store

    • @vibe3063
      @vibe3063 4 роки тому +7

      Sugar Mochi this....funny.
      But being Asian, I have experienced the wraith of these things, and seeing this comment just makes me relive years of abuse.
      Anyway good joke.

    • @vibe3063
      @vibe3063 4 роки тому +1

      Chrysalis The Silkwen E

  • @p1xel870
    @p1xel870 5 років тому +671

    0:20 *”Whee, whee, whee **-THUD-** Oops dropped my phone”*

  • @phatphrog5274
    @phatphrog5274 3 роки тому +7

    Who else would steal their parents credit card just to pay for Tabbes to be their babysitter

  • @Ash-ex3th
    @Ash-ex3th 3 роки тому +7

    4:20 is it just me or all of em look like dream

  • @thatwierdeditor..7285
    @thatwierdeditor..7285 5 років тому +983

    Tabbes: But because of *child discipline*
    Me: * watches her newest video * Those were her punishments, *alright*

    • @treal8384
      @treal8384 5 років тому +6

      ThatWierdEditor

    • @octiez
      @octiez 4 роки тому +2

      ThatWierdEditor . ,

  • @Pokefan-oh8jk
    @Pokefan-oh8jk 5 років тому +354

    Finally someone who shares my pain

  • @soichangedmychannelnameaga7669
    @soichangedmychannelnameaga7669 3 роки тому +18

    Honestly I don't understand why babies are fussed over, they scream, eat your food and spend your money. But, if you think babies are alright, dont attack me. Please. I respect your opinion, so you should respect mine. My rant is over

  • @pungenttrout1391
    @pungenttrout1391 3 роки тому +5

    2:23 - WHEEZE- ITS THE EMOJI MOVIE VGHVYGTFTRFFRGVH

  • @fatso5573
    @fatso5573 4 роки тому +446

    0:24 “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”

  • @chip703
    @chip703 6 років тому +514

    “it’s like when a tornado is coming right at you and you attempt to stop it by...”
    *puts hand out*
    *N O.*

    • @ari3828
      @ari3828 6 років тому +3

      XD

    • @Rocca000
      @Rocca000 6 років тому +2

      MAGICA MAN CUTE TRANSFORMATION
      KYU KYU KYUUUUUUU

    • @pantless_karma2105
      @pantless_karma2105 5 років тому +1

      Zodiel w o t

    • @Rocca000
      @Rocca000 5 років тому +1

      In anime when a character wants to stop someone usually they transform

    • @thinkricegns
      @thinkricegns 5 років тому

      Blonde Felicity wait that doesn't work?

  • @kylabobo2065
    @kylabobo2065 3 роки тому +3

    Was I the only one that noticed that at 4:20 it was the less than sign...... sooooo less than one kid right?

  • @miraxq
    @miraxq 3 роки тому +5

    1:05 look it’s bakugou, unless a child stole his shirt

  • @mr-cactus1519
    @mr-cactus1519 3 роки тому +632

    2:00
    Hispanic/black kids:
    *nervous laughter*

    • @arandomteto
      @arandomteto 3 роки тому +78

      As a Hispanic kid, I can confirm the belt is the ultimate weapon. But if you have the correct defenses like getting exercise, it won’t hurt.

    • @thellama7110
      @thellama7110 3 роки тому +25

      Glad I only got the chancla.

    • @61O_42
      @61O_42 3 роки тому +14

      @@thellama7110 o un trapo mojado

    • @MyShortsAreWet_
      @MyShortsAreWet_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@rachurijanaki that's kinda weird..

    • @rachurijanaki
      @rachurijanaki 3 роки тому +8

      Ꭰɑաղ Oh my god that does sound weird
      Basically my parents would slap me instead of using a weapon

  • @salmon7794
    @salmon7794 5 років тому +626

    spanking is now considered child abuse now
    so yea

    • @CadenJay
      @CadenJay 5 років тому +53

      lachlan keller yeah which sucks because that’s why so many kids now jerks!

    • @TheCommandoPhantom
      @TheCommandoPhantom 5 років тому +39

      Not in Asia

    • @scooter7558
      @scooter7558 5 років тому +40

      lmao i got spanked when i was little and i remember my mom telling me she was gonna hit my so hard i couldn’t sit. i turned out just fine haha

    • @salmon7794
      @salmon7794 5 років тому +11

      @@scooter7558 Yea same I got spanked once or twice

    • @andicarusfell8387
      @andicarusfell8387 5 років тому +16

      Oh really? *walks up to my mum* I ToLd YoU sO

  • @usspaceforcethreatsandrese1915
    @usspaceforcethreatsandrese1915 3 роки тому +2

    Me: *baby talking*
    The baby wondering why I started talking about launching missiles into Denmark and why Einstein is a Burger:👁👄👁

  • @edalynclawthorne2415
    @edalynclawthorne2415 3 роки тому

    I just so happened to watch this today (April 14), meaning it's been 3 years since this video was published. Awesome!

  • @readingwriting7414
    @readingwriting7414 5 років тому +664

    ''-and use your mango, gecko......whAtEver..''
    That killed me😂

    • @Kristofer382
      @Kristofer382 5 років тому +19

      Everyobe loves the Mangeckyo Sharingan

    • @cynic396
      @cynic396 4 роки тому +11

      problematicpizzaslice :3 SAME OMG I WAS LIKE boi the mangekyou sharingan will be the death of that child

    • @kinniefeenie
      @kinniefeenie 4 роки тому +6

      I never knew Tabbes was an Uchiha

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 4 роки тому +2

      Mangogecko sharingan uwuwuwuwuwu

    • @phoenixking9122
      @phoenixking9122 4 роки тому

      Haha same

  • @worthlesspieceofshit144
    @worthlesspieceofshit144 4 роки тому +333

    Me: gogo gaga
    The baby, wondering why I just said I’m gonna kill a school of fish: what the fu-

    • @TheCatmadilloLizard
      @TheCatmadilloLizard 3 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @Laaanni
      @Laaanni 3 роки тому +1

      Worthless piece of shit Nice name
      Funny joke

    • @Dan_too
      @Dan_too 3 роки тому +2

      I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really h A t e your profile picture

    • @Laaanni
      @Laaanni 3 роки тому

      Dantiel82 same

    • @benbenbus
      @benbenbus 3 роки тому

      @@Dan_too same

  • @Trey_816
    @Trey_816 2 роки тому +2

    My uncle trusted me when my three year old cousin. BIG MISTAKE. Because of my sailor mouth brought onto me by my grandfather, and a toddler's bain that is a sponge, not a good mix. I stubbed my toe, and I shouted, "Ow, shit nuts! Oh fuck, I think I broke my damn foot. Ah, what the hell?" Then I heard him repeating what I said. I THOUGHT HE WAS ASLEEP, AND I TAUGHT HIM HALF THE CURSE WORD LIBRARY!

  • @Weird_Ann0ying_B1tch
    @Weird_Ann0ying_B1tch 8 місяців тому +1

    TABS MY HEADPHONES ARE ALL THE WAY UP DAMNIT THAT CRYING HURT ME EARS

  • @stvrlightt_dicktoobigtocare
    @stvrlightt_dicktoobigtocare 4 роки тому +605

    * intro baby starts crying*
    Me: throw the whole f**king thing away

    • @wuskevo
      @wuskevo 3 роки тому +9

      And so she did... Never mind it was her phone

    • @stvrlightt_dicktoobigtocare
      @stvrlightt_dicktoobigtocare 3 роки тому +1

      @bnha cosplay bro tell me why I was texting my friend “Yesh” and I see this

  • @derplerp8174
    @derplerp8174 5 років тому +565

    I was even worse...
    When i was a child, i would go outside and take worms, then i would break the worms into peices.....i would also eat dirt so yeah
    My mom hated me......

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 5 років тому +17

      You just love nature. But yeah... Don't eat unsanitary things

    • @Ballin_and_I_cant_get_up
      @Ballin_and_I_cant_get_up 5 років тому +9

      Same with the dirt thing

    • @craigtucker9715
      @craigtucker9715 5 років тому +6

      My friend when she was about 2 or 3 and she would eat bugs at least that's what I was told

    • @pastelyt6553
      @pastelyt6553 5 років тому +7

      Derp Lerp when I was younger I gave my dad a heart attack by shaving my eyebrow off

    • @DooperMan23
      @DooperMan23 5 років тому +2

      This one time in 7 years ago was 6 or 7 I ate an ant with no regrets

  • @Sandy-rw2fj
    @Sandy-rw2fj Місяць тому +1

    1:04 “Almost every parent in the world thinks their child is a precious little angel”
    Which world did you grow up in my parents would blame me for anything that went wrong ever

  • @mrnoob-333
    @mrnoob-333 3 роки тому +1

    5:47 my wall life is just Countless Nightmares

  • @beenz9857
    @beenz9857 4 роки тому +602

    Tabbes: “There’s no force strong enough to stop the tornado.”
    Me: *looking at the kid who says “I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE” and screams.*

    • @pik9492
      @pik9492 4 роки тому +7

      AaaaaaaAAAAAAA

    • @lilyananana
      @lilyananana 4 роки тому +6

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @arman-pv8tr
      @arman-pv8tr 4 роки тому +3

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @beenz9857
      @beenz9857 4 роки тому +3

      Evander Aguilar-Canadas duck you too.

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 4 роки тому +3

      Evander Aguilar-Canadas aight bich

  • @Soda.Pop01
    @Soda.Pop01 6 років тому +46

    Also when you're with a kid alone in public and you're only a teenager babysitting for someone else. You know that feeling of everyone judging you as a teenage parent dealing with a toddler throwing a fit.
    I hope I'm not the only one that has been through that situation 😥

    • @throwawayaccount9150
      @throwawayaccount9150 6 років тому +6

      can't tell you how many times that has happened or that I was once accused of kidnapping a baby (Yes, wtf this shit happened) Because I caught my niece climbing a shelf and ran quickly to grab her.
      It's either strangers questioning why my 'baby' is lighter than me when I'm burnt toast, or strangers freaking out when I pick her up from the ground -_-

    • @ursulapangilinan5392
      @ursulapangilinan5392 6 років тому +6

      мєяαl my mum looks ridiculously young and when she gave birth to me a lot of people gave her judgemental looks... And when I was a kid so many people had mistaken my mum for my sister.

  • @user-yb7tc7pv2d
    @user-yb7tc7pv2d 3 роки тому +1

    My anxiety went skrrrrt--
    when i thought u dropped the baby

  • @thedreemer852
    @thedreemer852 Рік тому +2

    Yo, I feel you Tabbes.
    I have five siblings, 2 brothers who throw a fit when they don't get their way even though the other is really close to getting to collage and the other one that makes me self concious and thinks he's cool and he's almost in middle school, and 3 sisters under the age of 7.
    Guess who's the middle child.
    I would rather die than baby sit my annoying sisters and my friends younger siblings. Except for one friend's little sibling, he chill.
    Over the years of my experinces, I have learned to hate kids, espeacally the spoiled ones (sorry for my horrible spelling).

  • @redbyrom2254
    @redbyrom2254 4 роки тому +286

    If u were taught "the old fashioned way" you know these certain objects
    •the belt
    •the wooden spoon
    •the shoe
    •the switch ( tree limbs mostly used by grandparents)
    •and the hand

    • @cloud-9936
      @cloud-9936 4 роки тому +24

      LA CHANCLA
      But I've always hated the belt the most. The leather belt....

    • @royalgarcia231
      @royalgarcia231 4 роки тому +10

      You forgot one punishment that's more worse than the belt......the emoji movie

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 4 роки тому +1

      The *shoe*

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 4 роки тому +2

      @@rachel28573 what the fuck

    • @jjohn2k
      @jjohn2k 4 роки тому +1

      Strap
      Hickory switch

  • @ssolace3631
    @ssolace3631 4 роки тому +363

    My mom treated her flip flops like revolvers
    *que standoff music*

  • @Knitrokr
    @Knitrokr 3 роки тому +3

    did tabbes just yeeted that baby

  • @Flowing_Editz
    @Flowing_Editz 2 роки тому

    Nice a video the day before my birthday. what a gift

  • @powerpuffgirls7603
    @powerpuffgirls7603 5 років тому +1764

    Honestly when I was a kid these were my disciplines
    ●belt
    ●wooped
    ●wooden spoon
    ●hanger
    ●thing taken away
    ● spatula
    Pretty easy life😂
    Edit: Thanks sooooo much for the likes😂❤

  • @KJisdope
    @KJisdope 3 роки тому +794

    My search history:
    “How late is to late to say Yeetus to the fetus?”
    “How many people have sold their children?”
    “Will my mom be disappointed if I throw my child in the garbage?”

  • @milkbunj1805
    @milkbunj1805 3 роки тому +2

    How I deal with [annoying, screeching] kids (grades 2-4) in a middle schoolers perspective:
    *Their throwing a tantrum*
    Stage 1: Tell them to stop and be quiet, and then try to ignore them
    Stage 2: Tell them to stop (again) and to shut up mean while trying to contain the raging monster of anger
    Stage 3: Yell at them then try to ignore them (+ what happened in Stage 2)
    Stage 4: Yell at them (again) but now start to insult them a bit
    Stage 5: If it gets to this, I couldn’t contain my anger and resorted to violence
    Oh and I we also blackmail each other so I’ll probably try that before violence
    My cousin and my little brother act like a tag team and just try to embarrass and hurt me. If their not doing that then their doing something weird or dirty (as in like dirty minded or inappropriate) I have scars from them but they still act like their ✨sweet, innocent, angels✨ (this is probably unnecessary to state but I’m bored and what do you do what your bored? Say random things on the internet)

  • @malachimccarty6270
    @malachimccarty6270 Рік тому +1

    If you show ANYONE, especially children, Cocomelon, that's just torture worth time in prison.

  • @yodigaming7576
    @yodigaming7576 6 років тому +282

    *I don't fuck with peasants* lmfao I relate on a personal level

    • @sanctum2fan
      @sanctum2fan 6 років тому

      Lmao what

    • @Snow-sx5ev
      @Snow-sx5ev 6 років тому

      TwiddlyXD he, and I, don't fuck with peasants... Pretty clear

    • @sanctum2fan
      @sanctum2fan 6 років тому

      kitty cat nobody knows you tho

  • @hey_its_d3371
    @hey_its_d3371 5 років тому +272

    My parents used to discipline me with boot camp training and a wooden spoon
    *How fun.*
    Edit 1: Good to know that others feel my childhood pain to

  • @JustADudeVR
    @JustADudeVR 3 роки тому +2

    The dislikes are just parents seeing this video

  • @s4rcasm._.783
    @s4rcasm._.783 3 роки тому +3

    I love tabbes she’s hilarious

  • @artifuljordan
    @artifuljordan 6 років тому +217

    Wait
    I know how to stop a kids scream
    *WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE*

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 6 років тому +8

      THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 6 років тому +6

      *BUT WE CAN DO MORE*

    • @bg-oe3vc
      @bg-oe3vc 6 років тому

      Artiful Jordan ha nice

    • @bg-oe3vc
      @bg-oe3vc 6 років тому +1

      Lets try to get 69 likes on this comment for memes

    • @Smileosaur
      @Smileosaur 6 років тому +3

      *_I S A W E D A B O A T I N H A L F !_*

  • @shaii5220
    @shaii5220 5 років тому +195

    If you told my parents i was an angel they wouldn’t believe you 😂

    • @cyberneticpaytonia1251
      @cyberneticpaytonia1251 4 роки тому +7

      It's the opposite for me, my parent(s) would say I'm an angel.
      At home or with other adults.
      But when it comes to younger relatives and my friends I'm a she-devil.

    • @ahhhhh7331
      @ahhhhh7331 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ineza2425
      @ineza2425 4 роки тому

      Them: Who the hell told you that?

    • @jotarokujo_loves_borgur7001
      @jotarokujo_loves_borgur7001 4 роки тому

      If you said that to my parent they will definitely say : are you talking about the right child

  • @aidaninsask2.0
    @aidaninsask2.0 Рік тому +1

    5:06 LOL! Just Silence Then Sniffs Then Just Looks To The Right And Just Says “Alright Fine”🤣

  • @journey9641
    @journey9641 3 роки тому +1

    And then there were my siblings and I, who were quiet and usually just did what we were told if you used your words. My mom didn't need to discipline us or threaten us. We just wanted praise.
    Then again, our dad was a narcissist emotional manipulator that would guilt trip us if we asked for things, or he would fake being a better parent long enough for us to believe him.
    Also all of my siblings and I (especially me) have a history of self harming whenever we failed or felt guilt for something.

  • @YennieFer
    @YennieFer 6 років тому +630

    It is hard dealing with spoiled kids. Tried telling the parents myself. But they keep spoiling them anyway and throw tantrums if they don’t get their way. 😤 When I’m a parent, I won’t do that mistake. So I’m learning from friends’ ways.
    Except I spoil my cat right now. She don’t count. 😂

    • @dagnytheartist
      @dagnytheartist 6 років тому +43

      you're not raising your cat to grow into a functional adult, so that's ok

    • @ababababa9842
      @ababababa9842 6 років тому +1

      dagnytheartist uhh

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 6 років тому +11

      kami what the fuck is wrong with your grammar

    • @neferti4387
      @neferti4387 6 років тому +5

      kami there's something called a "period = . "

    • @mylinamegino1727
      @mylinamegino1727 6 років тому +2

      Yennie Fer If you want you’re kids to not be spoiled, make sure they get an allowance for doing chores so they can pay for their own things. They have to manage their money, deal if they don’t have enough money and try to save their money.

  • @irksomerabbit1614
    @irksomerabbit1614 5 років тому +1406

    I'm a preschool teacher and find this hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @supersillyboy1234
      @supersillyboy1234 5 років тому +22

      Bailey Ramirez rip Mrs. Ramirez

    • @Liam-lq9cj
      @Liam-lq9cj 5 років тому +6

      Fuck you

    • @lnm770ify
      @lnm770ify 5 років тому +62

      @@Liam-lq9cj who hurt you?

    • @irksomerabbit1614
      @irksomerabbit1614 5 років тому +41

      @Alexander Ruiz I'm 19, not 200, and we teach them basic social skills, how to work alongside others, the basics of shapes, numbers, the alphabet, and reading. Almost all of the children I work with actually already know how to say hello. With the exception of the 1 1/2 year olds, but at that age it's developmentally appropriate.

    • @Pony710
      @Pony710 5 років тому +2

      Thats so fucking sad you a teacher what are you doing with your life

  • @gamerfightstonight8879
    @gamerfightstonight8879 3 роки тому +1

    Dab on the hatters dab on the hatters dab on the hatters dab on the hatters got me so good I literally pass out bc it was so hard to breathe from laughing at that

  • @honeycombbang8971
    @honeycombbang8971 3 роки тому +1

    My cat got annoyed when hearing the baby cry 😂😂😂😂

  • @skarpantre
    @skarpantre 6 років тому +341

    I love the new yellow paper-crown :D

    • @djvrim8557
      @djvrim8557 6 років тому +3

      Ohhhh someone watched the q&a😎

  • @-crescent422-4
    @-crescent422-4 5 років тому +280

    OH, GOD, THOUGHT YOU DROPPED THE KID. 😂

  • @siennak2347
    @siennak2347 Рік тому +1

    when i was a kid, time out didn't work so my parents locked me in a dark closet.👍

  • @Slushy_maker
    @Slushy_maker 5 років тому +85

    Sees child crying
    Me: oh hell naw
    ~ jumps out window~

    • @HeartsForHorror198
      @HeartsForHorror198 5 років тому +1

      Srsly tho

    • @Slushy_maker
      @Slushy_maker 5 років тому +1

      I’ll maybe I mean I climbed out of a window before and locked my self puts side by doing so

    • @heyimchangingchannel434
      @heyimchangingchannel434 4 роки тому +2

      CJ: *sees child crying*
      Also CJ: Ah shit,here we go again

  • @XxRoEmxX
    @XxRoEmxX 6 років тому +763

    Wow nice yellow crown

    • @Heisenkirk2000
      @Heisenkirk2000 6 років тому +16

      XxRo&EmxX *gold

    • @goosechase1822
      @goosechase1822 6 років тому

      Jrad Heisenkirk......
      Y U NO REPLY TO MY COMMENT

    • @telestic7217
      @telestic7217 6 років тому

      Jrad Heisenkirk
      Its not a gold is an image

    • @Lee-mv3im
      @Lee-mv3im 6 років тому +9

      Telestic 72 Gold is a color too you fat nut.

    • @randomrose8367
      @randomrose8367 6 років тому +2

      I Don't know why. I like the white one better.

  • @abhornull
    @abhornull 2 роки тому

    Oh my god this actually worked! Thank you Tabbes

  • @nerfcontent9429
    @nerfcontent9429 3 роки тому +2

    Me a kid: yeah seems accurate

  • @Nube-Gamer
    @Nube-Gamer 6 років тому +361

    Should've been Titled Parenting 101

  • @helloshomai
    @helloshomai 6 років тому +86

    god i remember my mom chasing me with a broom i felt like i was in a horror film. if they can't catch you yet, expect a flip-flop flying towards you. it was an experience. a traumatic one

    • @celestialsss
      @celestialsss 6 років тому +4

      -じゃいら Holy shit thats a film right there

    • @Blissee_
      @Blissee_ 6 років тому +5

      -じゃいら IM DYING 😂😂😂

    • @helloshomai
      @helloshomai 6 років тому +2

      Commonsense 8283 those tough times amirite

    • @moemchan1473
      @moemchan1473 6 років тому +1

      Haha, my mom had a back scratcher 🤣😅😂 lol

    • @jahmaicaachacoso2177
      @jahmaicaachacoso2177 6 років тому +2

      My mom prefers a move called, *THE EPIC PINCH OF DEATHHHHHHUUUUUUUU*!!!!!

  • @-Spades
    @-Spades Рік тому

    As a huge Naruto fan the " Mango gecko WHATEVER " got me on the floor laughing

  • @norfolkaviation7108
    @norfolkaviation7108 3 роки тому +1

    tabes the first one to punt a babby

  • @wukongamatics2748
    @wukongamatics2748 6 років тому +180

    Yah, as a child myself, I must say that some modern children are terrible, and never get in trouble

    • @youcantbeatk7006
      @youcantbeatk7006 6 років тому +3

      Wukongamatics well it's not just modern kids.

    • @chandraa5333
      @chandraa5333 6 років тому +2

      Say it again ,if I did half of the stuff some of the kids in my school do .I would be grounded for a 22trilon years and never be trusted again .I know better I like going places and doing things .I'm 13 so my parents don't spank anymore.

    • @wukongamatics2748
      @wukongamatics2748 6 років тому +2

      Sometimes I wish that some other children had integrity, I gained integrity through mass discipline, good job Mom, and Dad