When I first saw it, I assumed the planet they had landed on orginally had actually been earth in the ancient past. It doesn't make much sense either way, but having the general monkey become Lincoln is just nonsensical.
That has absolutely been slaying me for like five fucking minutes, I processed what was going to happen amidst the silence just seconds before it happened and I have never been so caught off guard by something I knew was going to happen.
Also the book had a framing device where the characters reading the Astronaut’s journal turned out to be apes, and the story ended with them dismissing the whole tale because they couldn’t fathom the idea of an intelligent human. I like that twist
A fun fact about Rise of the Planet of the Apes and why it works so well: It was originally not supposed to be a franchise movie. It was just meant to be an unrelated standalone story about the perils of genetic engineering and keeping exotic animals as pets, but after the first draft of the script was finished, the writer realized “Hey wait, this could actually work as a prequel for Planet of the Apes” and then pitched that idea to Fox.
And they made the greatest film trilogy in recent times in the process too. It pay a homage to the original series while doing it's own thing living up to the series deeper meaning.
Who would have guessed... Good ideas stand on their own. Movies made into sequels/series because it makes sense to do so almost always do better than movies made into sequels because of financial reasons.
@@chrisbrasel8060"greatest film trilogy" is a bit of a stretch since LOTR was released. It is one of the greatest, but idk if it's really up for #1. Edit: you also have the original star wars trilogy, the godfather trilogy and other gems like the Austin powers or Cornetto trilogy as well. The original apes trilogy, as good as it is, is still a product of its time imo.
My favorite fun fact of this movie is that Paul Giamati says this was his favorite role cause he got to play an orangutan "It was one of the funnest things I've ever done. I was covered head to toe, shoulders in a fat suit, and my feet, and my agents were like, 'Don't you think you should play a human, so they can see your face?' And I was like, 'If you tell them I want to play a human in this, I will kill you all. I want to play an ape!'" "
I remember my dad renting this movie from blockbuster for movie night, and when Marky Mark kissed that monkey on the lips he just starting laughing uncontrollably and left the room. It's burned into my head forever and it's the only thing I know about this movie.
Ironically, the twist of the movie felt more like a Burton film than the rest of the film: Wahlberg landing in the middle of DC just to find Ape Lincoln scowling down at him, then police apes in normal police uniforms pull up in Crown Victorias to haul him off as apes dressed like journalists snap photos. Forget sequel bait, this is just what the whole movie should’ve been: a Mars Attacks-style spoof of Planet of the Apes - that would’ve been a much better-remembered film.
He then escapes their long orangutan arm of the law by telling them he identified as an ape, He then burnt their civilization down by introducing them to Ape tiktoc. It was brutal. Civilization was reduced to a banana shaped creator within 3 decades
And it's the horrible twist of the book! To think Burton somehow fumbled the bag SO bad that he made one of the worst twists in science fiction books look cool as fuck.
@@Gustoberg And it could have all been easily avoided by swapping the explanation for "huur monke world not eurf" to black hole leads to alt reality, alt reality's history is somehow same except a different more violent caveman subspecies won the evoloution war
It's funny that he says the only thing anyone remembers about this movie is the ending, because I had no idea I had already watched this movie until he reached the end of the recap. Seeing Ape Lincoln was like some sort of key that unlocked my hidden memories of this movie.
To be fair before rewatching it as an adult, the most memorable part of the original PoTA for me was the end when he breaks down in front of the statue of liberty
Yeah same, I saw the 1969 movie thinking it was the version with that ending, until I realized they were building up to the Statue of Liberty ending that I saw parodied instead
@@harbingerofsaltI swear to GOD. Marky Mark is the most insufferable actor I've ever had the displeasure of listening to in interviews. Is he intentionally being dense or obtuse?
One thing the current ape series did, specifically the Rise of the Planet of the Apes, was that after defeating the main villan, it wasn't just all happy ending. The damage was done, and Koba has started the war.
I think you mean Dawn but yes you're still right. Koba's action was so catastrophic that even in 300 years later Apes and Humans still don't get along.
I'd like to think that the Tim Burton remake and the Bayformer films exist in the same universe, because the idea of Megatron blowing up the Ape Lincoln statue sounds way too funny.
Fun fact: the only time Paul Giamatti ever had an action figure was for this movie, and the fact that’s we haven’t gotten any more for the past decades is a true tragedy.
I'm halfway surprised no one's done some sort of limited-edition figures for Shoot 'Em Up. Who wouldn't want a fully articulated 12" Clive Owen figure with carrot-chop action? And, of course, a Paul Giamatti to hunt him down.
Thade escaping and going back in time to wipe out humans and make apes rule Earth almost purely out of spite for Mark is Reverse-Flash and AM levels of hating
I think you hit a very important point. In Burtons version, the place that humans have in their society is incredibly inconsistent. So they're animals, but they're also servants. Making them be able to speak and basically just be normal humans was an awful decision.
@wingedfish1175 seriously it's a point no one's talking bout they (whites in america) thought black people as literal animals or subhuman and at were "servants"(slaves) and at times were either graped or had some sort of procreational relationship. It's quite literally the same relationship for humans and apes in this movie.
In real life. It was strange but some whites figured their slaves were better off in their servitude then on their own and starving. ( Some parents in modern society try to enslave their grown children the same way. ) Another thing. Some slaves in America were slaves in name and ultimately only and actually did many things and having nice homes nearly all their own. Moses Dallas was one such person. He was a black Confederate Navy ship pilot. He was just a nominal, ultimate slave. He was leading a pretty luxurious life actually. Google him and learn.
You know what, those guys above got a good point. Even if it's hamfisted as hell, Burton's vision is clearly supposed to be a racism allegory so the humans actually acting like lesser beings would go against the message.
“Hey, Tim, what did you have planned for-“ Tim: “I want to theme it like the antebellum American South!” “Uh…” Tim: “And I want a romance between a human and a monkey!” “Um, Tim-“ Tim: “Bring me the Paul Giamatti orangutan suit!” “Alright, who laced his breakfast cereal this time?”
It's a funny disaster if you think about it a film that tried to be good but ended up failing at almost everything expect Tim Roth and the ape make up are great.
The craziest plot twist overall of this movie is that Mark had an almost-ridiculously stunning survivor woman interested in him and she somehow found herself dragged into a love triangle with an ape. Like, HOW CAN YOU BE A 12/10, and the human hero prefers to kiss a speaking primate??
@@moredumbtoit5325not proud of it but that lady is the only reason I like this movie and I hate apes and chimps being anthropomorphic it's really weird so it's my one pass.
Mark isn't a BAD actor by any stretch of the imagination. But he plays one of two characters: Max Payne, and this. Cade Yaeger is just Leo Davidson in a different time and place.
@@geokou7645 Yeah, the apes treating humans as savage animals despite they repeatedly showing great intelligence is scarily accurate to how white people treated black people around the world just a few decades ago, but there is an argument that the humans are too passive though. It's not like African slaves never fought for their freedom, see the Quilombo dos Palmares or even Haiti itself.
The new Planet of the Apes trilogy is one of the best movie franchises in recent memory for me. Andy Serkis kills it as Caesar. I dont remember much of this version of Planet of The Apes, but i really liked the practical effects. Edit: I got over 1k likes and edited my reaction like everyone eles does. Am i part of the cool kids club now?
Facts! That whole trilogy was actually great and made sense as to how humanity could fail. I get how some people can't get behind prequels. But if done right, it can be worth it.
Eh, I don't like how different species of apes are somehow all affected by the virus in the same way except for Humans. Like honestly, I know this is a movie, but do they honestly don't know that a gorilla and a chimpanzee are not the same?
@22:00 Waited for this. I had read the book in college before this movie came out (yes I am an ancient lich) and LOVED what Burton did. For anyone who DOESN'T know, Rod Serling of The Twilight Zone proposed the ending to the 1968 film, and its to his credit its the one we all remember. Its so good its timeless.
Mark Wahlberg is one of those actors that you never remember the names of characters they play unless the movie's title includes said character's name.
Technically, the twist in the finale does fit with the sci-fi time portal as presented in the movie. The later you go through the portal on your own side, the earlier you come out on the other side. In the beginning of the film, first the one chimp goes through, then Marky Mark, then the main ship. On the other side, first comes the main ship, then Marky Mark, then the one chimp. So when Marky Mark goes through, and then later Thade goes through (after somehow escaping), on our side it would be Thade who comes through first and then Marky Mark.
@@evananderson1455because that's how the whole movie comes about in the first place 😂. I'm on shrooms and ts just blew my mind cause I could never explain or put the thoughts together to form that .
Same. Sometimes, it feels similar to his style, like in set design of the ape village and the performances of the ape actors, but not much else. The spaceships look similar to the Star Wars prequels, and the big exterior shots towards the end look like LOTR (the first film released 5 months after this film).
Fun fact: at the end of the movie one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a star ship troopers helmet painted black. From what i understand about it its a combination of factors. A: star ships made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenver the studio needs cheap sci fi armor. And b: with the prosthetics they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head and that was the only thing the prop department had. Juat a fun little side fact i think. Its always fun to see star ship troppers gear in random late 90s early to mid 2000s science fiction shows and movies.
I just imagine that Starship troopers is the Yugoslavia of the prop industry, where every movie will have a prop that can be traced back to that one film.
11 apostrophes, 7 commas and 2 hyphens missing, among other silly mistakes. Please do better. Fun fact: At the end of the movie, one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a Star Ship troopers' helmet painted black. From what I understand about it, it's a combination of factors: (a) Star Ship's made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenever the studio needs cheap sci-fi armor; and (b), with the prosthetics, they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head, and that was the only thing the prop department had. Juat a fun little side fact, I think. It's always fun to see Star Ship troopers' gear in random late-90's, early-to-mid-2000's science-fiction shows and movies.
This movie has lived rent free in my head since I was subjected to it while sick several years ago. I had a horrible fever and wasn't sure how much of it was a literal hallucination. Thanks for confirming that despite my awful state, I was lucid through the entire thin and the movie is just so strange it can be mistaken for a fever dream.
NGL, i enjoyed this movie. Perfect balance of cheesiness. The fact they got Charlton Heston to dress up as Thad’s father for a scene was the chef’s kiss
Planet of the Apes is pure “hired gun” Burton: the first two acts a borderline laugh riot followed by an incomprehensible third act that completely falls apart.
When I first watched Planet of the Apes, I was like 10 or 11 years old and I genuinely had no idea about the twist so it actually really got me as a kid
I miss the days when a high budget Hollywood blockbuster could be trash for endearing reasons, for trying too hard and not for a cynical lack of passion
The scene that stuck with me the most was Charlton Heston's cameo as Thade's father. He showed everything that Mark Walberg wasn't in this film. It just reminded you how awesome it was to watch ol' Chuck ham it up.
i always saw the original films apes as evolved versions of apes, thats why they look more human, not because they are evolving to be more human, but because they just evolved to be more upright and talk better
Saw this movie for the first time in the hospital a couple weeks ago. It will now forever be associated with a week long stay in the hospital in for me. I’m just glad they also played the new trilogy after.
this unlocked a memory of seeing bits and pieces of this movie as a kid and i specifically remember the flirty lady ape and being really freaked out by the effects, so thanks for that
0:38 "And a twist ending that has been referenced so many times." One of my favourite anime of all time, Pani Poni Dash, STARTS with referencing the Planet Of The Apes ending twist. I was so expecting it'd show up here. XD
@rigatonipasta Watching the movie it seems like it's taking place on some sci-ci alien planet but the twist is that it's actually Earth and the apes just took over somehow.
Ok so I’ve come across the book twist. “The implication is that the human-ape transition is a universal norm, that across the galaxy humans have arisen, flourished, and then declined. So, while Ulysse was on the Planet of the Apes, the Earth followed the same trajectory that other planets had. (The characters in the frame narrative are in a three-sun system, iirc, so that’s a third planet where the same thing has happened).” Pretty sure the movie one is that the whole fucking time they were just on earth. Which if that’s the case, it’s lame as shit (in my opinion. Then again, I do love the original writing of the invisible man so who am I to say what’s lame?) and I genuinely can’t believe people see it as a great twist to this day
@@GDKF0238 The movie one is the only one that makes sense though. The other ones work on below average time travel consistency and the assumption that aliens look like us beyond the scope of tool-usage. The only contrivancy in 1968 was that the statue of liberty still existed and was in travel range.
Thank you for acknowledging the issue of UA-camrs doing “reviews” which consist mostly of plot summary!! It’s something that has always bugged me. Another great vid btw.
In the novel the astronaut doesn't arrive back on Earth in the modern day, he arrives thousands of years in the future thanks to travelling at close to the speed of light. Upon arrival, he finds that the humans of Earth got lazy and devolved after teaching apes to use technology to serve us, same as what had happened on the planet that he had visited. It wasn't a nonsensical twist.
This movie embodies the term "bad taste but great execution." The costumes, sets, and prosthetics are legitimately excellent. The story and script are bizarre. If you had to have a twist ending make it so Marky Mark returns to an Earth embroiled in a war between apes and humans. Not Another Planet of the Apes. The saddest part of this movie is that Tim Roth turned down Snape in the HP flicks to be Thade.
I didn't even know that there _were_ Planet of the Apes films between the classic series and the 2010s reboot trilogy prior to watching this. Have I been living under a rock or has anyone else not heard of them?
As a kid in the 2000s I remember they used to show this movie a lot on tv. Especially the FX channel. I think I didn’t see the original films until after this film. That’s why I was hyped when they rebooted it again in 2011.
@@purplehaze2358 You hadn't been living under a rock, it's just so much entertainment and technology revolutions was going on from the mid 90s to late 2000s that you can really kinda break gen z itself up into three different generations. Like I was born in 1997, but the difference in what I grew up with compared to what my brother and sister (born in 2002 and 2005) grew up with is honestly kinda shocking to me. I myself had missed alot of things that even mid to younger millenials experienced, so don't feel bad about not knowing this movie. Compared to the Caesar trilogy, it's probably good that you dodged this.
The ape costumes in this movie were fucking amazing! I miss these types of practical effects, though the cgi in the new ape movies is top notch as well.
y'know it's really fucking funny when i was like "man Pointless hub should touch on planet of the apes movie series cause they are right up his alley" like a few days ago and thought about contacting you on covering these videos and to my wonderful surprise I see this drop today. Thank you for psychically linking our brains together and bringing this to life. Ape's together strong!
This channel is growing on me more and more. As a born in '99 kid, I have never really had a content creator who's personal experiences with media growing up I can relate to so much. Thanks for exploring all of the movies from my childhood!
This also was my first introduction to the Apes franchise. Its such a fever dream. I was shocked how much better the old movies were, well at least the 1968 one. But this one will always have a soft spot in my heart.
21:54 this is spot on, I watched the entire video and didnt remember a single thing. And as soon as the ending scene popped up my brain went "oh wait I recognize this"
Man, the original Planet of the Apes is one of my very favorite series. This new series is absolutely phenomenal, the book is also really good, and the comics are just unhinged madness. I highly recommend every aspect of the Planet of the Apes to everyone here.
I'm one of the very few that actually enjoy and really like this version of Planet of the Apes. It's very underrated and under appreciated. Definitely deserves more respect. It's really not that bad. The practical effects, make up, sets, stunt work, the list goes on. This movie is fantastic!
The humans in the Burton version can talk. They can talk. They can talk.They can talk. They can talk. They can talk. They can talk. They can talk. THEY CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Tbh, it was rhe first thing I noticed when you showed footage that the ape costumes were fantastic. I'd forgotten this was before pretty much everything was cg.
I honestly like it when they recap everything that happens in the movie in reviews like this... 1. because its often funny how UA-camrs choose to summarize it, and 2. because then even people who have never seen the movie (like myself) can still understand what's going on. Watching a review of a movie you haven't seen probably sounds odd, but its often quite enjoyable.
Ape Lincoln is an absolutely batshit twist that’s so stupid and nonsensical I love it.
Absolute Ape Shit.
I wonder if that implies there was ape against ape racism in the far past, like gorillas vs orangutans🤣
Yeah it was crazy
When I first saw it, I assumed the planet they had landed on orginally had actually been earth in the ancient past. It doesn't make much sense either way, but having the general monkey become Lincoln is just nonsensical.
I think it actually made me laugh when I first watched this.
The ‘I’m an inventor’ clip only being used for a split second was the biggest twist of this channel.
You could say it's his catchprashe.
It felt like a jumpscare.
"Doesn't anyone care about the bees--I mean, chimps?"
That has absolutely been slaying me for like five fucking minutes, I processed what was going to happen amidst the silence just seconds before it happened and I have never been so caught off guard by something I knew was going to happen.
It got me laughing pretty hard
Also the book had a framing device where the characters reading the Astronaut’s journal turned out to be apes, and the story ended with them dismissing the whole tale because they couldn’t fathom the idea of an intelligent human. I like that twist
Ok that’s cool
That’s hilarious!
A fun fact about Rise of the Planet of the Apes and why it works so well: It was originally not supposed to be a franchise movie. It was just meant to be an unrelated standalone story about the perils of genetic engineering and keeping exotic animals as pets, but after the first draft of the script was finished, the writer realized “Hey wait, this could actually work as a prequel for Planet of the Apes” and then pitched that idea to Fox.
And they made the greatest film trilogy in recent times in the process too. It pay a homage to the original series while doing it's own thing living up to the series deeper meaning.
A rare case when it would be a shame if they didn't make a trilogy out of that one
Who would have guessed... Good ideas stand on their own.
Movies made into sequels/series because it makes sense to do so almost always do better than movies made into sequels because of financial reasons.
@@chrisbrasel8060"greatest film trilogy" is a bit of a stretch since LOTR was released. It is one of the greatest, but idk if it's really up for #1.
Edit: you also have the original star wars trilogy, the godfather trilogy and other gems like the Austin powers or Cornetto trilogy as well. The original apes trilogy, as good as it is, is still a product of its time imo.
@@fladagreatit’s easily the best trilogy of the last 20 years
My favorite fun fact of this movie is that Paul Giamati says this was his favorite role cause he got to play an orangutan
"It was one of the funnest things I've ever done. I was covered head to toe, shoulders in a fat suit, and my feet, and my agents were like, 'Don't you think you should play a human, so they can see your face?' And I was like, 'If you tell them I want to play a human in this, I will kill you all. I want to play an ape!'" "
Just looked it up to confirm whether it was true, that's so funny
John Adams could never
all power to him
You know what? He did look like he was enjoying himself in this movie. I can't fault him for that.
Giamatti is an international treasure.
23:45 “Mark Whalberg will return”
Why is that the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve ever seen in a movie?
“Mark Whalberg, in fact, did not return.”
Wait, is that actually part of the movie? I thought it was made up for this video.
Makes it sound like a threat, lol
@@ivegotajousyaccent99 It is.
@@ivegotajousyaccent99because it is if you're Vietnamese and own a corner store
I remember my dad renting this movie from blockbuster for movie night, and when Marky Mark kissed that monkey on the lips he just starting laughing uncontrollably and left the room. It's burned into my head forever and it's the only thing I know about this movie.
That rules, just laughing wordlessly and leaving the room is peak dad-energy
🤣🤣🤣 I didn't even see that part...marky mark 🤣🤣🤣
Truly a common dad W
That’s awesome lmao 🤣
That is an amazing memory to have
If Cody doesn’t make the Kong: Skull Island video next, I am going to go bananas.
Honestly, I don't think there is much to say about Skull Island. It was just one of two movies from 2017 that was 'Apocalypse Now with Monkeys'
He’ll cover the 2005 version first watch💀
You'll all go apeshit.
Yo that movie ruled.
@@RSG_TheMonster exactly shit was cool asf
1:19 the very breath marky takes before saying "I'm an inventor" triggered a winter soldier ptsd response deep inside of me
saaaaaaaame
it's like hearing the first note of Megalovania
Marky Mark’s Planet of the Apes movie felt like a fever dream.
So... it's never actually been made?
First he meets monkeys in 2001
Then he wields Excalibur in 2017
Marky mark and the funkey monkey bunch
That's because it is one, this whole thing it's just an alucination
ape lincoln was the best part of the movie
Ironically, the twist of the movie felt more like a Burton film than the rest of the film: Wahlberg landing in the middle of DC just to find Ape Lincoln scowling down at him, then police apes in normal police uniforms pull up in Crown Victorias to haul him off as apes dressed like journalists snap photos.
Forget sequel bait, this is just what the whole movie should’ve been: a Mars Attacks-style spoof of Planet of the Apes - that would’ve been a much better-remembered film.
I will sell my left kidney to make this happen. God that's a timeline I wanna be in.
He then escapes their long orangutan arm of the law by telling them he identified as an ape, He then burnt their civilization down by introducing them to Ape tiktoc. It was brutal. Civilization was reduced to a banana shaped creator within 3 decades
That would’ve been awesome!
And it's the horrible twist of the book! To think Burton somehow fumbled the bag SO bad that he made one of the worst twists in science fiction books look cool as fuck.
@@Gustoberg And it could have all been easily avoided by swapping the explanation for "huur monke world not eurf" to black hole leads to alt reality, alt reality's history is somehow same except a different more violent caveman subspecies won the evoloution war
It's funny that he says the only thing anyone remembers about this movie is the ending, because I had no idea I had already watched this movie until he reached the end of the recap. Seeing Ape Lincoln was like some sort of key that unlocked my hidden memories of this movie.
Saaammeee
"Ape Lincoln"... One of the most ironically memorable icons in cinema history...
To be fair before rewatching it as an adult, the most memorable part of the original PoTA for me was the end when he breaks down in front of the statue of liberty
Yeah same, I saw the 1969 movie thinking it was the version with that ending, until I realized they were building up to the Statue of Liberty ending that I saw parodied instead
Mark Whalberg watching the statue of Ape Lincoln: "Sure this wouldn't have happened if I stopped 9/11!!!"
He's been trying to make up for that ever since with his ultrapatriot phase
"If I was slightly faster in my pod with my spacegun...there would have been a lot of blood in that monkey's helmet"
@@harbingerofsaltI swear to GOD. Marky Mark is the most insufferable actor I've ever had the displeasure of listening to in interviews. Is he intentionally being dense or obtuse?
@@BetaBreakingprobably just a New England thing
if he had been on the space station things wouldn't have gone down like they did
That "Kill humans. Round house kick humans into the concrete" bit made me wheeze
THD
Ya General Thade is based.
Under no circumstance should a human be trusted.
Never relax around humans
0:05 The comedic genius to put the Donkey Kong Country box art behind planet of the apes is unmatched
One thing the current ape series did, specifically the Rise of the Planet of the Apes, was that after defeating the main villan, it wasn't just all happy ending. The damage was done, and Koba has started the war.
20k what. Subscribers?
You mean Dawn right?
I think you mean Dawn but yes you're still right. Koba's action was so catastrophic that even in 300 years later Apes and Humans still don't get along.
I'd like to think that the Tim Burton remake and the Bayformer films exist in the same universe, because the idea of Megatron blowing up the Ape Lincoln statue sounds way too funny.
Gee, thanks for implanting the image of ape Shia LeBeouf yelling, "OPTIMUS!!!" into my head.
@@sonicdbzfan94Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf as an ape is weirdly perfect.
So does that mean Rise of the Beasts is the midway point between both franchises?
Apetimus Prime
@@kingjohan1335 that's just Optimus Primal
This is one of those channels that I don’t have to even know what the topic is about, and I am along for the ride no matter what.
It's whatever he feels like ranting about, and I'm also here for it.
Tim Burton being an awesome director prioritizing practical effect and fidelity to the original books is the most insane plot twist of all.
He doesnt like black people
He did the same with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory after all.
@@tournesol99 And honestly? Id watch charlie and the goofy factory any day over the original one
@BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8 Bless this Monke movie
@BelieveandrepenttoJesusChrist8Praise Semos, you heretic!
Fun fact: the only time Paul Giamatti ever had an action figure was for this movie, and the fact that’s we haven’t gotten any more for the past decades is a true tragedy.
For real? There's no action figure for TASM2 Rhino or something?
He didn't even get a Drek action figure for Ratchet and Clank! Where's the logic there?!
I'm halfway surprised no one's done some sort of limited-edition figures for Shoot 'Em Up. Who wouldn't want a fully articulated 12" Clive Owen figure with carrot-chop action? And, of course, a Paul Giamatti to hunt him down.
Rhino has action figures from that movie. There was also a lego mini figure and sets for Rhino.
I demand a Paul Giamatti John Adams action figure.
Thade escaping and going back in time to wipe out humans and make apes rule Earth almost purely out of spite for Mark is Reverse-Flash and AM levels of hating
AM?
@@skibot9974 The evil AI from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
OH MY GOD THAT'S WHAT THAT TWIST WAS ABOUT I JUST THOUGHT HUMANS JUST SORTA. BECAME APES BC TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS
Apraham Lincoln reveal at end had me floored.
best reveal ever we were just missing gorange uwashtun
It's a twist to rival anything shamalon has done.
Had me on the floor laughing.
I still don't know what that ending means after watching the movie again how and why? Also very funny writers.
Probably the reason burton is so embarrassed of this movie
I've never seen this movie and the concept of a chimp screeching in fear as it tumbles into a space vortex is so funny to me
It's such a hilarious scene
I think you hit a very important point. In Burtons version, the place that humans have in their society is incredibly inconsistent. So they're animals, but they're also servants. Making them be able to speak and basically just be normal humans was an awful decision.
My guy slavery of sentient humans we thought of as lesser happened in real life not that long ago
@wingedfish1175 seriously it's a point no one's talking bout they (whites in america) thought black people as literal animals or subhuman and at were "servants"(slaves) and at times were either graped or had some sort of procreational relationship. It's quite literally the same relationship for humans and apes in this movie.
In real life. It was strange but some whites figured their slaves were better off in their servitude then on their own and starving. ( Some parents in modern society try to enslave their grown children the same way. )
Another thing. Some slaves in America were slaves in name and ultimately only and actually did many things and having nice homes nearly all their own. Moses Dallas was one such person. He was a black Confederate Navy ship pilot. He was just a nominal, ultimate slave. He was leading a pretty luxurious life actually. Google him and learn.
You know what, those guys above got a good point. Even if it's hamfisted as hell, Burton's vision is clearly supposed to be a racism allegory so the humans actually acting like lesser beings would go against the message.
“Hey, Tim, what did you have planned for-“
Tim: “I want to theme it like the antebellum American South!”
“Uh…”
Tim: “And I want a romance between a human and a monkey!”
“Um, Tim-“
Tim: “Bring me the Paul Giamatti orangutan suit!”
“Alright, who laced his breakfast cereal this time?”
He just has the Paul Giamatti orangutan suit on standby
Tim: "I did it myself!"
Holy shit the bot accounts are quoting this comment
This comment perfectly summarizes the movie’s creation.
“Uh, he did sir.”
(Pause) “WHY?!”
I saw this in the theater, it was a comedy, constant laughter throughout, and I actually remember it fondly for that.
It's a funny disaster if you think about it a film that tried to be good but ended up failing at almost everything expect Tim Roth and the ape make up are great.
I enjoyed it@@chrisbrasel8060
😂
the plot summery is actually my favorite part because it get filtered through your comedy and opinions and outtakes which makes it genuinely good
The craziest plot twist overall of this movie is that Mark had an almost-ridiculously stunning survivor woman interested in him and she somehow found herself dragged into a love triangle with an ape.
Like, HOW CAN YOU BE A 12/10, and the human hero prefers to kiss a speaking primate??
Helena Bonham Carter in any form beats every human woman to ever exist
@@moredumbtoit5325not proud of it but that lady is the only reason I like this movie and I hate apes and chimps being anthropomorphic it's really weird so it's my one pass.
well humans are primates
@@moredumbtoit5325 You have very poor taste
grass is always greener
1:19 The fraction-second clip of Transformers tells me everything I need to know about the movie already
Yeah, pretty much.
Mark isn't a BAD actor by any stretch of the imagination.
But he plays one of two characters: Max Payne, and this. Cade Yaeger is just Leo Davidson in a different time and place.
I saw the clip and all I could think was “I’m an inventor!”
IM AN INVENTOR
@@afrozen10-02I came here to say this
I like how Cody talks about the human-ape power dynamic in the film like someone who’s just heard of racist slavery for the first time
He still made a good point about how things even ended up that way tho
@@lesigh3410 true. It doesn’t even seem like the ape technology is that evolved
@@geokou7645 Yeah, the apes treating humans as savage animals despite they repeatedly showing great intelligence is scarily accurate to how white people treated black people around the world just a few decades ago, but there is an argument that the humans are too passive though. It's not like African slaves never fought for their freedom, see the Quilombo dos Palmares or even Haiti itself.
Racist slavery? As opposed to racially inclusive slavery (so, normal slavery)?
@@MiaogisTeas yes. Remember Rome? That was racially-inclusive slavery. Still bad, just less horrible.
"Scrap this film and start over, YOU DAMN DIRTY HUMANS!"
-Caesar, probably.
Burton: (Grabs shock prod) NO!
The new Planet of the Apes trilogy is one of the best movie franchises in recent memory for me. Andy Serkis kills it as Caesar. I dont remember much of this version of Planet of The Apes, but i really liked the practical effects.
Edit: I got over 1k likes and edited my reaction like everyone eles does. Am i part of the cool kids club now?
"Apes strong together..with or without me"
RIP Caesar
I feel like this movie got memory holed. I didn't even know it was a burton film when it came out
Nah
Facts! That whole trilogy was actually great and made sense as to how humanity could fail. I get how some people can't get behind prequels. But if done right, it can be worth it.
Eh, I don't like how different species of apes are somehow all affected by the virus in the same way except for Humans. Like honestly, I know this is a movie, but do they honestly don't know that a gorilla and a chimpanzee are not the same?
@22:00 Waited for this. I had read the book in college before this movie came out (yes I am an ancient lich) and LOVED what Burton did.
For anyone who DOESN'T know, Rod Serling of The Twilight Zone proposed the ending to the 1968 film, and its to his credit its the one we all remember. Its so good its timeless.
Cannot overstate how bad the streets need a Planet of the Apes review series
The streets, the woods, the bridge, the oasis, the various abandoned weapons depots. They all need it.
That's streets ahead.
I loved this movie as a child and will never be ashamed of it.
Even as a kid though I didn’t understand how Marky Marks gun worked.
"What's his characters name? Captain Leo Davidson...
....So Mark Wahlberg crash lands on a planet."
I laughed way to hard at that .
Mark Wahlberg is one of those actors that you never remember the names of characters they play unless the movie's title includes said character's name.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC lol true
@@RipOffProductionsLLC How could you not forget Mark's most iconic character: Mr. Transformers 4 Age of Extinction
Technically, the twist in the finale does fit with the sci-fi time portal as presented in the movie. The later you go through the portal on your own side, the earlier you come out on the other side. In the beginning of the film, first the one chimp goes through, then Marky Mark, then the main ship. On the other side, first comes the main ship, then Marky Mark, then the one chimp. So when Marky Mark goes through, and then later Thade goes through (after somehow escaping), on our side it would be Thade who comes through first and then Marky Mark.
You have successfully figured that unexplained detail out
Why does it feel like more thought was put into this single aspect of the movie than every single other aspect combined?
@@evananderson1455because that's how the whole movie comes about in the first place 😂. I'm on shrooms and ts just blew my mind cause I could never explain or put the thoughts together to form that .
Saw this in it's first run, left the theatre confused, and questioning why I used up that time I'll never get back.
It’s weird to think that Tim Burton directed this. Because it doesn’t feel like a Tim Burton movie.
I don’t know, if you squint hard enough you can KINDA see it in some aspects.
Same. Sometimes, it feels similar to his style, like in set design of the ape village and the performances of the ape actors, but not much else. The spaceships look similar to the Star Wars prequels, and the big exterior shots towards the end look like LOTR (the first film released 5 months after this film).
Whenever he directs a movie he tries to force feed it gothicness as much as posible,this movie happens to be gothic resistant.
Fun fact: at the end of the movie one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a star ship troopers helmet painted black. From what i understand about it its a combination of factors. A: star ships made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenver the studio needs cheap sci fi armor. And b: with the prosthetics they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head and that was the only thing the prop department had.
Juat a fun little side fact i think. Its always fun to see star ship troppers gear in random late 90s early to mid 2000s science fiction shows and movies.
That is in fact , a fun fact
That one time where entire Starship Troopers straight up appear in a live action Gundam movie (yes it exists and yes it's a fever dream)
I just imagine that Starship troopers is the Yugoslavia of the prop industry, where every movie will have a prop that can be traced back to that one film.
11 apostrophes, 7 commas and 2 hyphens missing, among other silly mistakes. Please do better.
Fun fact: At the end of the movie, one of the cops, specifically the moto cop, is wearing a Star Ship troopers' helmet painted black. From what I understand about it, it's a combination of factors: (a) Star Ship's made so many pieces of armor for their movie that from time to time they show up in different films whenever the studio needs cheap sci-fi armor; and (b), with the prosthetics, they needed a helmet for the cop to wear that could still show his face and fit his head, and that was the only thing the prop department had.
Juat a fun little side fact, I think. It's always fun to see Star Ship troopers' gear in random late-90's, early-to-mid-2000's science-fiction shows and movies.
@@TheGrammarPolice7 Damn, are you real or a bot?
I appreciate the meta of calling out the summary section for what it is and not letting that be the entire video. 10/10
This is THE first movie I remember watching with my dad as a kid and therefore no matter how bad it may be I will forever love it
Hey at least visually it's pretty interesting. You can just look anywhere on frame and be entertained.
This movie has lived rent free in my head since I was subjected to it while sick several years ago. I had a horrible fever and wasn't sure how much of it was a literal hallucination. Thanks for confirming that despite my awful state, I was lucid through the entire thin and the movie is just so strange it can be mistaken for a fever dream.
Damn, a lot of people watched this movie while they were sick
The scene of Marky Mark kissing a chimp must've felt hilariously surreal in that state, lol.
@@lylelylecrocodile2538 a lot of people make up stupid stories to get likes
"I sent my wife pictures of Paul Giamatti for a month straight."
Gotta be in the top 10 for best lines from Pointless Hubs 😂
NGL, i enjoyed this movie. Perfect balance of cheesiness. The fact they got Charlton Heston to dress up as Thad’s father for a scene was the chef’s kiss
I missed Marky Mark's adventures, I'm glad you brought him back
If he didn't exist, we would have to invent him.
*I'M A INVENTOR!*
@@shan4680 damn bro, that's deep
Yeah, I get he can be cringy sometimes, but he isn't really that bad of a person.
@kingofcards9516 Bro, he's straight up a racist. He hates asians.
Planet of the Apes is pure “hired gun” Burton: the first two acts a borderline laugh riot followed by an incomprehensible third act that completely falls apart.
When I first watched Planet of the Apes, I was like 10 or 11 years old and I genuinely had no idea about the twist so it actually really got me as a kid
Same here, I loved this movie as a kid, but I can definitely see its flaws now, haha.
You're talking about this one or the original?
@@robertb.7772 the original
@@andpat1432 Yeah, that one holds up really well!
This movie freaked me out when I was younger . The apes are brutal in this
You reviewed Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down. You have to complete the trilogy with Alex Garland's "Civil War".
I hope he does a video on civil war
YES! If only so I can finally parse out what the fuck started the civil war to begin with!
Whats they're say it's mid and says nothing relevant.
well the actual attack in to the white house is like the last 20 minutes or so.
@@aidangordon2713 To quote another UA-camr named Reaper "Why is the president evil?"
I like to imagine a "human-uprising" in Planet of the Apes to be similar to the dog-uprising in Rick & Morty.
"Where are my testicles, Thade?"
4:22 bro snuck in Halo 3 like we wouldn’t notice
I only caught the Halo 1, that's good.
I miss the days when a high budget Hollywood blockbuster could be trash for endearing reasons, for trying too hard and not for a cynical lack of passion
I don't know what it is about your videos that makes them so rewatchable.
The scene that stuck with me the most was Charlton Heston's cameo as Thade's father. He showed everything that Mark Walberg wasn't in this film. It just reminded you how awesome it was to watch ol' Chuck ham it up.
i always saw the original films apes as evolved versions of apes, thats why they look more human, not because they are evolving to be more human, but because they just evolved to be more upright and talk better
I mean, wouldn't they be evolving to be more human though? Humans are evolved from other apes, and themselves ARE apes.
Wrong! Ape together strong! Why evolve to weak human? Glove invented to spare ape from human disease
@@ErgenizEvolution doesn't work like that.
@@Ergeniz Thats not right, we did not evolved from other apes, the apes we have today are evolved creatures too.
yeah, it is suposed to be like that.
I like your plot recaps. Almost always you manage to accurately depict the story of a given movie while still putting a unique spin to it :D
Saw this movie for the first time in the hospital a couple weeks ago. It will now forever be associated with a week long stay in the hospital in for me. I’m just glad they also played the new trilogy after.
The amount of Oney/Zach/Smiling Friends/Egoraptor clips and references in your videos makes me happy.
He made those? Damn
They like monke to
this unlocked a memory of seeing bits and pieces of this movie as a kid and i specifically remember the flirty lady ape and being really freaked out by the effects, so thanks for that
0:38 "And a twist ending that has been referenced so many times."
One of my favourite anime of all time, Pani Poni Dash, STARTS with referencing the Planet Of The Apes ending twist. I was so expecting it'd show up here. XD
I don’t know what the twist is
@rigatonipasta Watching the movie it seems like it's taking place on some sci-ci alien planet but the twist is that it's actually Earth and the apes just took over somehow.
ape lincoln is the best twist of Burton's movie
Ok so I’ve come across the book twist.
“The implication is that the human-ape transition is a universal norm, that across the galaxy humans have arisen, flourished, and then declined. So, while Ulysse was on the Planet of the Apes, the Earth followed the same trajectory that other planets had. (The characters in the frame narrative are in a three-sun system, iirc, so that’s a third planet where the same thing has happened).”
Pretty sure the movie one is that the whole fucking time they were just on earth. Which if that’s the case, it’s lame as shit (in my opinion. Then again, I do love the original writing of the invisible man so who am I to say what’s lame?) and I genuinely can’t believe people see it as a great twist to this day
@@GDKF0238 The movie one is the only one that makes sense though. The other ones work on below average time travel consistency and the assumption that aliens look like us beyond the scope of tool-usage. The only contrivancy in 1968 was that the statue of liberty still existed and was in travel range.
11:04 “Michael! Don’t leave me… here! *cough* MICHAEL!!“
I legitimately think this is my favorite UA-cam channel. Your reviews are so funny I'm watching them for movies I haven't even seen.
Watching a summary of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes while light samba/bossa nova plays in the background is sure one of the experiences of all time
Thank you for acknowledging the issue of UA-camrs doing “reviews” which consist mostly of plot summary!! It’s something that has always bugged me.
Another great vid btw.
the sequel tease looked more fun and interesting than the actual movie.
I died with that "I'm an inventor tease" 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
23:15 I thought it was just because someone thought “ape Lincoln” sounded genius to them
In the novel the astronaut doesn't arrive back on Earth in the modern day, he arrives thousands of years in the future thanks to travelling at close to the speed of light.
Upon arrival, he finds that the humans of Earth got lazy and devolved after teaching apes to use technology to serve us, same as what had happened on the planet that he had visited.
It wasn't a nonsensical twist.
I tilted my head when he said modern day. Cause that’s a big error right there
This movie embodies the term "bad taste but great execution." The costumes, sets, and prosthetics are legitimately excellent. The story and script are bizarre. If you had to have a twist ending make it so Marky Mark returns to an Earth embroiled in a war between apes and humans. Not Another Planet of the Apes. The saddest part of this movie is that Tim Roth turned down Snape in the HP flicks to be Thade.
I didn't even know that there _were_ Planet of the Apes films between the classic series and the 2010s reboot trilogy prior to watching this. Have I been living under a rock or has anyone else not heard of them?
Use to rerun on cable all time up to around 2003 or so haha
@@Beyondthegalaxies824 I was born in 2004 lmao
@@purplehaze2358 I see lol
As a kid in the 2000s I remember they used to show this movie a lot on tv. Especially the FX channel. I think I didn’t see the original films until after this film. That’s why I was hyped when they rebooted it again in 2011.
@@purplehaze2358 You hadn't been living under a rock, it's just so much entertainment and technology revolutions was going on from the mid 90s to late 2000s that you can really kinda break gen z itself up into three different generations. Like I was born in 1997, but the difference in what I grew up with compared to what my brother and sister (born in 2002 and 2005) grew up with is honestly kinda shocking to me. I myself had missed alot of things that even mid to younger millenials experienced, so don't feel bad about not knowing this movie. Compared to the Caesar trilogy, it's probably good that you dodged this.
The ape costumes in this movie were fucking amazing! I miss these types of practical effects, though the cgi in the new ape movies is top notch as well.
I didn’t know your doodle face could smile. The power of Monke is formidable indeed.
I like the summaries. People make them funny, and even if you've seen the movie before, it's usually been a while, and a refresher is always nice.
I agree
Finding out Cody is married is wild. I remember when we were all in high school
y'know it's really fucking funny when i was like "man Pointless hub should touch on planet of the apes movie series cause they are right up his alley" like a few days ago and thought about contacting you on covering these videos and to my wonderful surprise I see this drop today.
Thank you for psychically linking our brains together and bringing this to life. Ape's together strong!
The "I'm an inventor" are just perfect
"I... was just about to make my move" BEST LINE OF THE MOVIE🤣🤣🤣
love how he allllmost put the "im an inventor" line in as soon as he mentioned mark walberg
Not gonna lie "everything in human culture takes place below the waist" might be one of those too good for this movie lines.
I remember two things about this movie. “Damned Dirty Humans” & The Twist ending.
"when was the last time you watched this monkey movie?"
In theaters, a second-run theater, during a weekend long D&D game. Yes, I'm old.
"This planet is kinda bananas."
That was say funnier than had any right to be.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a great analysis and I’m so glad to have discovered your channel I will absolutely be binging all of the movies you discuss
I didn't know Sucko falling into a black hole was a visual I needed, but thank you
That edit with the General as Frank Horrigan is absolutely crazy.
“Ride’s over, humie. Time to die.”
Jesus christ I totally forgot about this movie. Memories unlocked. Nice.
This channel is growing on me more and more. As a born in '99 kid, I have never really had a content creator who's personal experiences with media growing up I can relate to so much. Thanks for exploring all of the movies from my childhood!
The ape escape music in the background is a nice touch. I love that game
This also was my first introduction to the Apes franchise. Its such a fever dream. I was shocked how much better the old movies were, well at least the 1968 one. But this one will always have a soft spot in my heart.
21:54 this is spot on, I watched the entire video and didnt remember a single thing. And as soon as the ending scene popped up my brain went "oh wait I recognize this"
I actually like plot summarys when someone covers a movie, its just satisfying and I can't explain it.
Especially when they make jokes about things in the movies
Man, the original Planet of the Apes is one of my very favorite series. This new series is absolutely phenomenal, the book is also really good, and the comics are just unhinged madness. I highly recommend every aspect of the Planet of the Apes to everyone here.
Cody - "When was the last time you saw 2001 Planet of the Apes?"
Me - "Hmmm...probably when I was a wee lad watching this with my parents."
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY
Oh what wonderful daaay
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAAAAYYYYYY
ARE WE GRATEFUL FOR THE WORDS OF CAESAR?
I'm one of the very few that actually enjoy and really like this version of Planet of the Apes. It's very underrated and under appreciated. Definitely deserves more respect. It's really not that bad. The practical effects, make up, sets, stunt work, the list goes on. This movie is fantastic!
21:03 holy shit. one of the most least subtle lines in the movie and they give it to the only black guy in the film LMAO
The humans in the Burton version can talk.
They can talk.
They can talk.They can talk. They can talk. They can talk. They can talk. They can talk.
THEY CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Tbh, it was rhe first thing I noticed when you showed footage that the ape costumes were fantastic. I'd forgotten this was before pretty much everything was cg.
9:13 dude you totally missed your shot:
APETHEIST
(facepalms in Decepticon)
no OPTIMUS AAAGHHGH
I honestly like it when they recap everything that happens in the movie in reviews like this... 1. because its often funny how UA-camrs choose to summarize it, and 2. because then even people who have never seen the movie (like myself) can still understand what's going on.
Watching a review of a movie you haven't seen probably sounds odd, but its often quite enjoyable.
Especially considering a lot of those types of reviews are targeted at bad movies/shows you probably don't want to watch anyway.
@@RipOffProductionsLLC Exactly!