"Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?" "How tough am I? I beat the true arena!" "Yeah, so?" "With only the CPU helper" "Right this way sir!"
"Yeah, and that helper was Bugzzy." (ik it was Bonkers that did it just lemme have this lol) "Oh man...H-here have the deed to this place! I am not worthy!"
I feel bad for Bonkers, he worked restlessly beating all the bosses in the True Arena trying to prove he's the best... and then Sir Kibble beat Marx Soul so he gets all the credit!
So basically it's "you can do it, but you shouldn't do it". Also it's funny how most of Galacta Knight's attacks can usually be handled by ducking and sliding. Even the flame pillars, no joke.
Kracko Jr. is so painstakingly easy anyway. Just use the Hammer Flip when he gets close, or wait until he spawns a Waddle Doo and grab it and throw it (with Jet, Suplex, Fighter, etc.)
Dream Friends exist. If revivals are allowed, then Magolor or the Three Mage Sisters would probably SWEEP Soul Melter EX. However, the fact that you can’t just absorb and recreate your Friend between fights for healing might put a spin on things if revivals aren’t allowed...
Is this what having kids feels like? Sitting on the sideline going "C'mon, you can do it, go on" while they struggle to do the simplest tasks because they have literally no brain cells.
As someone with a brother 6 years younger than me, I can confirm that leaving the controller to them always made me die a bit inside and I think it's part of why I'm like this now
Hahaha, that headbanging cat at the end! 🤣 WTF? I just got a Christmas advert on this video in MARCH at around 31:55 called "Merry Sheltmas". Why, UA-cam? 🤦♀️
What a strange coincidence, the first Arena Helper video came out while I was at the spine doctor for a visit, and right as I get there again for my next appointment this one gets uploaded!
@Player 1905 The funny thing is that I'm the one that made the 2nd appointment, so I guess there's just some strange connection between the Doctor's Office and Super Star xD
28:44 "Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy" MY ASS! He lost to a CPU who (may I remind you) jumps willynilly into Bosses, chooses to block powerful attacks instead of dodging them, and has a brain the size of a damn peanut. Sure, he put up one hell of a fight, but STILL!
The Helpers really love jumping into bosses. If only you could summon Tails as a helper. Either his ability to jump into the bosses would make him unstoppable, or it would be entertaining to see the True Arena bosses pummel him senseless! It's win-win!
Yeah, Miles Tails Prowler is a boss killer, even WITH the AI controlling him. That is awesome...until he abandons Sonic at the Death Egg to fight one of the hardest final bosses of all time, the Death Egg Robot by himself with NO RINGS! 😱
Kid me spent an absurdly long time just attempting to beat this thing normally (took me a while to understand how Op the basic guard move was), so the idea that this is even possible kind of blows my mind
honestly, i personally think that, considering how stupid he is usually, the helper did not actually did that bad on the galacta fight, even if i guess that it must kave took 100 or more try for him to do that
@@kurtmatteson4914 i know, but i'm still impressed that the partner was actually doing some good thing, considering how braindead he is against other boss
For me, it's always annoying when there's a boss in the true arena modes that forces you to use a star shooter-esque form to beat it since you can't experiment with different abilities with it.
And when you’re practicing and replaying this super mega ultra spicy final true arena again and again, knowing after fighting tooth and nail against bosses, right before the final battle, *break the targets!*
Robobot has it the worst, though. Not only are there two of them, one of them is the final boss, and he's (in my opinion) probably the easiest Soul boss so far.
Funny thing is, Galacta Knight pretty much inflicts the same level of fear and helplessness into human players as he does A.I. I can't believe Wham Bam Jewel didn't even need save states like the other Last Four. If you're really desperate for another Helper challenge, try the Ultimate Choice with just 3 Helpers attacking. You'll need all 3 since you can't heal them to full health at all besides maxim tomatoes. Keep in mind that Void Termina's first and third forms are like NOVA and Kabula, in that you must attack him yourself.
Phan Phan works because if Phan Phan is at the side of the arena, he's too far from the other side of the arena and the helper doesn't get throw onto the wall, he touches the ground before touching the wall and avoid all the damage. I found out by getting thrown myself as Kirby. Nothing's offscreen here.
both bonkers and bugzzy had their hitboxes reduced so they wouldn't be stuck in one tile tall spaces, hence why he doesn't get hit by the combo cannon laser
Part of the problem with the helper is that it's probably programmed not to be TOO aggro, so that it doesn't go destroying every enemy that Kirby might want to suck up for a power. It likely isn't made to recognize that bosses should be an exception to this.
Git this is surely awesome than you do all these same things with the Kirby+Motorcycle helper thing (2 players) one - the battle looks so epic overall, i really frigging like it! Your troubles really worths the show here!
34:35 clearly he hasn't seen pearl and captain cuttlefish while a giant statue is coming out of the sea, WITH IT BEING POINTED OUT (Octo Expansion, Splatoon 2)
Bosses have extra help if you have a helper so adding the bonkers to each fight or any helper for that matter is harder than having that same ai somehow able to control kirby if you think about it
I thought it would be a few months at minimum before you threw yourself at this again, but here we are! Also, I just remembered that I was never able to beat the True Arena as a kid. Maybe I should try to tie that lose end...
Hammer was the only ability that helped me get through the true arena (not CPU). I also realized that because of the fact that’s it’s so powerful, they intentionally don’t give you access to it until the very end of revenge of the king.
@@mikeyes620 then again, can that really be called a knock against *just* him specifically? Every other revenge of the king boss dies in 8 uncharged hammer swings or less.
I mean, T.A.C. is way better in Helper to Hero, as his guard renders it untouchable. However, not the same can be said with Wheelie Rider, as he was severely nerfed
GOOD ENDING: Mr. Kibble actually survived because you got al 7 Chaos Emeralds and unlocked every secret journal entry and did every mystic side quest and got every Riddler Trophy and got every secret code.
"Is it possible to beat SSU's true arena with only the CPU helper?" My dumbass who can't even beat the true arena up to Galacta knight and Marx soul without abilities:
after wham bam jewel I realized galacta knight would be next and I started laughing and thinking "good fuckin luck"
and then he did it
@Austin Igert now imagine Bugzzy doing that
BILLEHBAWB OK PEOPLE SWER AND HE ALSO SWEAR THIS IS NOT FUCKIN A-OK PEOPLE
@@COCK_V4 .......you just swore too.
@@owennelson5814 no
I love how most of this was just bonkers going ballistic on everyone
You can say he was going bonkers
@@Jetman27 I regret not saying that now
or going Bananas
Going apeshit*
@@Jetman27 beat me to it
Bonkers goes ape shit for a half hour: deluxe edition
he went bonkers
*Y O U*
If you ask me, it was triple deluxe edition.
lol
don't mind me dying to this comment
"Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"How tough am I? I beat the true arena!"
"Yeah, so?"
"With only the CPU helper"
"Right this way sir!"
"Yeah, and that helper was Bugzzy." (ik it was Bonkers that did it just lemme have this lol)
"Oh man...H-here have the deed to this place! I am not worthy!"
Didn’t expect a sequel so soon - not that I’m complaining
Gotta beat Marx.
(Because they couldn’t do it last time)
Who would win
1 : The strongest warrior in the galaxy
2 : The dumbest warrior in the galaxy
Perfectly balanced
@@yucatancallejero as all things should be
@@remigiusznowak7277 but at what cost
a small pink round marshmellow
The best swordsman does not fear the second best, nor the third or fourth best
They fear the worst, as they cannot predict what they shall do next
Why are you doing this to yourself, I've seen some ridiculous challenges but this is starting to reach the level of sheer masochism
33:42 *w* *a* *t*
26:54 That first NDS guitar riff is all it takes for someone who know anything about the more recent Kirby games to fear for your sanity
Letting you know, “haha, you’re going to die here if you’re not skilled enough”.
I feel bad for Bonkers, he worked restlessly beating all the bosses in the True Arena trying to prove he's the best...
and then Sir Kibble beat Marx Soul so he gets all the credit!
Sir kibble killed marx and stole the kill and he stole the kill on marx soul
@@kristhepermanentlyexhausted yeah... that's what I said...
like killer like kille
And even THEN, Kirby took all the credit for the entire thing.
Kibble lost most of his health to get rid of a tiny sliver of Marx he sucks ass
So basically it's "you can do it, but you shouldn't do it".
Also it's funny how most of Galacta Knight's attacks can usually be handled by ducking and sliding. Even the flame pillars, no joke.
wait real?
When you're at Marx but the video isn't even halfway done: *Something's wrong, I can feel it.*
Just a feeling you've got? Like something is about to happen?
But you know exactly what?
@@mb778_ Yeah... and if that means what I think it means, we're in trouble
This challenge is truly Bonkers, no pun intended.
Some people say it's bonkers
But I just think they're free
I genuinely did not expect the cpu's to succeed. I thought Galacta would just end it right there
well, the power of save states, quite literally, _saves_ the day!
I just came here to see how you would handle galacta knight and Marx soul
All this video told me was that galacta knight is the true final boss here
Bonkers ai really ascended during that galacta knight fight huh
save states
@@JadeiteMcSwag no???
@@goose7618 Are you dumb? Git DID use save states.
26:59 This is one of the greatest moments in whoisthisgit history
No, 28:40-30:08 is
I always found it odd that original Kracko Jr was never in the original arena, while Kracko Jr's Revenge is in the true arena.
Because otherwise, that's only 9 bosses. The developers thought you couldn't be kicked in the balls enough.
Same.
Especially weird when you consider that the arena has 19 bosses. Jr. would have made it an even 20.
Kracko Jr. is so painstakingly easy anyway. Just use the Hammer Flip when he gets close, or wait until he spawns a Waddle Doo and grab it and throw it (with Jet, Suplex, Fighter, etc.)
Now I wait for the, highly unlikely, Star Allies version.
It’s probably doable until you reach The Ultimate Choice and Heroes From Another Dimension.
Dream Friends exist. If revivals are allowed, then Magolor or the Three Mage Sisters would probably SWEEP Soul Melter EX. However, the fact that you can’t just absorb and recreate your Friend between fights for healing might put a spin on things if revivals aren’t allowed...
@@mathcookie8224 Dream Friends do exist, although knowing Git, he’ll probably go in without using them.
With only one helper it may be okay to revive, but 3 helpers no revivals is much more interesting.
the battle where you fight all of the mage sisters at once will be 3000% brutal.
@@Matsu_Suzuki16 unless your team consists of 3 of each mage sister
yes, you can pick the entire mage sister trio for one slot
5:50 you know, i dont blame him. waddle dee, and bandana waddle dee are some fearsome opponents, designed to strike fear into the hearts of children.
At was at 30:04 I realized that whoisthisgit isn't just a god, but a mad man at that. Truly an amazing challenge, that I think no one else has done.
Using the Beavis and Butthead PC game Air Guitar for the outro is especially classy.
I think its safe to say that Sir Kibble is the true mvp of this challenge.
33:43 We need a 1 Hour Version of this. It's a banger
Yes
Is this what having kids feels like? Sitting on the sideline going "C'mon, you can do it, go on" while they struggle to do the simplest tasks because they have literally no brain cells.
I mean, can you blame them?
Who? The AI or the Human Children?
As someone with a brother 6 years younger than me, I can confirm that leaving the controller to them always made me die a bit inside and I think it's part of why I'm like this now
In some alternate hellscape of a reality, this could have been how Advance 2 Cheese worked
Cheese would’ve ripped Galacta Knight to shreds.
My favorite part was when Bonkers said “It’s Bonkin’ time” and bonked all over the bosses.
Hahaha, that headbanging cat at the end! 🤣
WTF? I just got a Christmas advert on this video in MARCH at around 31:55 called "Merry Sheltmas". Why, UA-cam? 🤦♀️
What a strange coincidence, the first Arena Helper video came out while I was at the spine doctor for a visit, and right as I get there again for my next appointment this one gets uploaded!
@Player 1905 The funny thing is that I'm the one that made the 2nd appointment, so I guess there's just some strange connection between the Doctor's Office and Super Star xD
@Player 1905 interspined*
28:44 "Greatest Warrior in the Galaxy" MY ASS!
He lost to a CPU who (may I remind you) jumps willynilly into Bosses, chooses to block powerful attacks instead of dodging them, and has a brain the size of a damn peanut.
Sure, he put up one hell of a fight, but STILL!
I read that with the AVGN voice lol.
Normally, Helpers help you.
But in Kirby, Kirby helps Helpers!
The Helpers really love jumping into bosses. If only you could summon Tails as a helper. Either his ability to jump into the bosses would make him unstoppable, or it would be entertaining to see the True Arena bosses pummel him senseless! It's win-win!
Yeah, Miles Tails Prowler is a boss killer, even WITH the AI controlling him.
That is awesome...until he abandons Sonic at the Death Egg to fight one of the hardest final bosses of all time, the Death Egg Robot by himself with NO RINGS! 😱
Kid me spent an absurdly long time just attempting to beat this thing normally (took me a while to understand how Op the basic guard move was), so the idea that this is even possible kind of blows my mind
And here i am, thinking that whois wasn't uploading and taking a rest, when UA-cam just didn't want to notify me. Man, i'm glad to be here again
Really? Is that what's happening? Dammit, UA-cam, why can't you just do this one thing right?
honestly, i personally think that, considering how stupid he is usually, the helper did not actually did that bad on the galacta fight, even if i guess that it must kave took 100 or more try for him to do that
Git had to use save states to win, so the partner must've screwed up somewhere.
@@kurtmatteson4914 i know, but i'm still impressed that the partner was actually doing some good thing, considering how braindead he is against other boss
git used save states, so basically every time the partner screwed up, he rewinded time
15:47
Damage Juice! The suicidal slush that is so good, it will make your heart stop!
...
Okay but now you gotta do Soul Melter EX and you know it
@Noah zzstu Smith, if it seems too easy with the greatly increased A.I. of the allies, you could probably just use 1 like in super star
I honestly believe this is one of your best videos, the patience and skill of the npc and you is really incredible
"I think I have reverse Sfyriphobia."
So... would that be Sfyriphilia?
For me, it's always annoying when there's a boss in the true arena modes that forces you to use a star shooter-esque form to beat it since you can't experiment with different abilities with it.
Same, not to mention the unneeded genre-shift. I'm playing a platformer for a reason, game!
And when you’re practicing and replaying this super mega ultra spicy final true arena again and again, knowing after fighting tooth and nail against bosses, right before the final battle, *break the targets!*
Robobot has it the worst, though. Not only are there two of them, one of them is the final boss, and he's (in my opinion) probably the easiest Soul boss so far.
@@Mecceldorf wrong game
@@parzival-bo literally how the fuck is Star Dream Soul OS the easiest
Funny thing is, Galacta Knight pretty much inflicts the same level of fear and helplessness into human players as he does A.I. I can't believe Wham Bam Jewel didn't even need save states like the other Last Four.
If you're really desperate for another Helper challenge, try the Ultimate Choice with just 3 Helpers attacking. You'll need all 3 since you can't heal them to full health at all besides maxim tomatoes. Keep in mind that Void Termina's first and third forms are like NOVA and Kabula, in that you must attack him yourself.
Ooh, a Kirby challenge! 😍
26:53 Exactly here, He realized his mistake.
Now I kinda wish he'd overlayed a Bugs Bunny "WHAT AM I DOING?!?" over that...
Didn’t expect that Links Awakening reference at the end
"My friends are my power" is as accurate as it gets.
Seems I was right -- Galacta Knight was indeed, pure pain.
At 28:06 bonkers got grabbed TWICE in one go! That’s bad luck
This feels like watching Ymfah playing Dark Souls on a pacifist run
When you said that you would be following it up I thought you meant in about a year
wow, this challenge sounds bonkers. it must have driven you bananas
You beat the true arena with only the helper?! That’s Bonkers!
YEEESSS, another video of one of my favorite games ever ☺
0:53 My guess is you have Sfyriphilia
(FIXED)
True
(btw: not to be a jerk but that second y may or may not be supposed to be an i)
You know, It's kind of funny that Git was silent for the entire fight with Marx Soul
33:13 That one bitch at the supermarket when you cut the line to get out the way.
3:21 Is it just me or the slowed-down version seems a lot more *EPIC*
And at 6:35 there is the sped up *EPIC* theme that is *EPIC* no more
21:10 Fun fact, to kill this blimp faster, you gotta JAM the barrel of your starship DOWN HIS non-existant THROAT
Oh wow, I couldn't even beat Marx when I was younger
did you do it when you grew up? just wondering
@@owennelson5814 Yeah I finally beat Marx Soul about a year ago, It took me a while to get used to the controls again though
@@darkfoxy5643 nice.
-The question now is if he’s gonna do this with the Ultimate Choice.-
“The tornadoes are harder to avoid.”
Kirby: Ducks under all of them.
In the true arena self-preservation matters above all else.
Oh dear.
26:54 Freddy Fuckboy: OH SHIT!!!!!
There is something about the formidable and slow paced wham bam boss theme being sped up that I find hilarious.
Heck yea back at it with the follow up so soon!! Awesome job :3
Phan Phan works because if Phan Phan is at the side of the arena, he's too far from the other side of the arena and the helper doesn't get throw onto the wall, he touches the ground before touching the wall and avoid all the damage. I found out by getting thrown myself as Kirby. Nothing's offscreen here.
4:05 And now we go to fight the SWAN!
I love how you managed to beat True arena in a faster time than regular arena.
Wow, the helpers have a brian now, not a very smart brain but hey they are smarter
The fact that you misspelled the first use of “brain” makes this comment hilarious when it otherwise wouldn’t be.
@@lordlouie3550 oh, guess I forgot i had a brain
@Quadsword the helpers also use more moves, such as Gim’s geyser spiral, which isn’t know how to do without pausing
Imagine if Nintendo made like a $30 Kirby game like ultimate arena with every single arena mode in Kirby games that would be the hardest thing ever
You've made me realize I would enjoy a Kirby game like that way more than the regular platformers, I'd buy it in an instant.
both bonkers and bugzzy had their hitboxes reduced so they wouldn't be stuck in one tile tall spaces, hence why he doesn't get hit by the combo cannon laser
also, when you're really far from the other side when phan-phan throws you, you hit the ground before you hit the wall
Based Kibble coming in clutch.
Part of the problem with the helper is that it's probably programmed not to be TOO aggro, so that it doesn't go destroying every enemy that Kirby might want to suck up for a power. It likely isn't made to recognize that bosses should be an exception to this.
Me: *look at tac they massacred my boy*
The verdict? Plausible, but impractical. ON MYTHBUSTERS
WOW! INCREDIBLE!
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I think I know what everyone's gonna beg you to do next.... 😈
Git this is surely awesome than you do all these same things with the Kirby+Motorcycle helper thing (2 players) one - the battle looks so epic overall, i really frigging like it! Your troubles really worths the show here!
34:35 clearly he hasn't seen pearl and captain cuttlefish while a giant statue is coming out of the sea, WITH IT BEING POINTED OUT (Octo Expansion, Splatoon 2)
The (not so) long awaited sequel
Cat vibing to "True Arena DUT DUN NUH!"
Next i'd say do Amazing mirror with only cpu.
Bosses have extra help if you have a helper so adding the bonkers to each fight or any helper for that matter is harder than having that same ai somehow able to control kirby if you think about it
True Helper to Hero.
I thought it would be a few months at minimum before you threw yourself at this again, but here we are!
Also, I just remembered that I was never able to beat the True Arena as a kid. Maybe I should try to tie that lose end...
All these years and I just realized that Tac’s name is an acronym for “Tactical Assault Cat”.
It's also "cat" backwards
Hammer was the only ability that helped me get through the true arena (not CPU). I also realized that because of the fact that’s it’s so powerful, they intentionally don’t give you access to it until the very end of revenge of the king.
I really like that detail. It makes the one you get during the Masked Dedede battle that much more special.
@@lordlouie3550 It's too bad they didn't give masked Dedede the health to withstand a drawn out battle with Kirby using hammer, it's so easy.
@@mikeyes620 then again, can that really be called a knock against *just* him specifically?
Every other revenge of the king boss dies in 8 uncharged hammer swings or less.
TAC went from true lightmatter to an entire Cube made out of dirt
Sir Kibble clutch x2
Sir kibble kill the demon . Game over.
33:43 - 35:00
Unique footage of git celebrating the victory in this challenge (bottom left corner)
What was the music at the end? It sounded like the True Arena battle theme with Beavis and Butthead.
I mean, T.A.C. is way better in Helper to Hero, as his guard renders it untouchable.
However, not the same can be said with Wheelie Rider, as he was severely nerfed
GOOD ENDING:
Mr. Kibble actually survived because you got al 7 Chaos Emeralds and unlocked every secret journal entry and did every mystic side quest and got every Riddler Trophy and got every secret code.
This video was like a girl I knew that went around having sex with clowns.
Fucking Bonkers.
Nice! I love git's challenge videos!
Jeez, how many cutters would it take to kill Marx’s Soul? Around 200? Probably.
"Is it possible to beat SSU's true arena with only the CPU helper?"
My dumbass who can't even beat the true arena up to Galacta knight and Marx soul without abilities:
holy hell this arrived way sooner then I thought
Kirby motivational Statue 2!
Next one
Can you beat all bosses with ONE HELPER in Kirby Star Allies??
Reject Galacta Knight. Return to Monke.
Git just made it to the top of Kaze Emanuar's new Space Savestate Yoshi's kill list
Bonkers goes bonkers for half a hour