A CUSTOMER TRIED TO KISS ME (Animated)

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    A story about an attempted kiss kiss.
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  • @LetMeExplainStudios
    @LetMeExplainStudios 5 років тому +10077

    Den, the creeps are drawn to you for some reason. We gotta reverse the curse someone put on you. I'll grab the goat blood.

    • @EmileeMize
      @EmileeMize 5 років тому +301

      Creeps BEGONE!!!

    • @ynah8336
      @ynah8336 5 років тому +155

      Hello hello notice me Rebecca :(

    • @will-iv6jw
      @will-iv6jw 5 років тому +155

      I LOVE YOU REBECCA!!! I LOVE YOU DEN I LOVE EVERY SINGLE ANIMATOR I COULD NAME THEM ALL BUT THAT WOULD JUST BE LIKE READING THE NAUGHTY OR NICE LIST!!! ANYWAY I LOVE YOU

    • @ynah8336
      @ynah8336 5 років тому +161

      LET US BEGIN THE RITUAL!!!!!

    • @carrietavares7975
      @carrietavares7975 5 років тому +48

      Hello Rebecca!!!!

  • @SempiternusStuck
    @SempiternusStuck 5 років тому +2141

    Mark : how old Are you?
    Den : 15
    FBI : stay right there

  • @LoveDrunkMartini
    @LoveDrunkMartini 4 роки тому +407

    I feel like after watching these vids i need to carry pepper spray with me everywhere i go

    • @pungenttrout1391
      @pungenttrout1391 3 роки тому +8

      It depends where u live

    • @trustknowwaunful
      @trustknowwaunful 3 роки тому +7

      Hey not all guys are bad! (Sure a few are but I not) (I don't mean to be mean but someone gotta step up for us guys)

    • @gamershivers7479
      @gamershivers7479 3 роки тому +1

      You know you are wrong just saying bro

    • @thegadianofam8580
      @thegadianofam8580 3 роки тому

      Yeah me too

    • @mechamedeisa9622
      @mechamedeisa9622 3 роки тому

      Why pepper spray when you have your Astra 680

  • @Hernavic056
    @Hernavic056 4 роки тому +194

    Mark:"touches my phone"
    Me:"slaps his hand"Don't touch

    • @granite8236
      @granite8236 3 роки тому +6

      Don't touch my Precious

    • @exari_
      @exari_ 3 роки тому +2

      scp 1452 fricking phone

    • @thytor756
      @thytor756 3 роки тому +1

      I have some disturbing things in my photo gallery

    • @umusuarioqualquer777
      @umusuarioqualquer777 3 роки тому +3

      DON'T TOUCH THE PHONE

  • @personamations5659
    @personamations5659 5 років тому +820

    Moral of the story:things
    Taste better free

  • @MeteorSmash
    @MeteorSmash 5 років тому +2214

    A guy in his twenties trying to kiss a 15 year old girl?
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @Toastefied
      @Toastefied 5 років тому +93

      *Pepper spray unlocked* 🔓

    • @everydayidiot1940
      @everydayidiot1940 5 років тому +72

      @@Toastefied *The Infinity Gauntlet unlocked* 🔓

    • @starletlovescherryz1323
      @starletlovescherryz1323 5 років тому +14

      FBI HEre
      Die Owo 20 *something* Owo

    • @alessandracartoonvids6764
      @alessandracartoonvids6764 4 роки тому +19

      Since Mark is an adult trying to kiss Den, and she was basically still a child, doesn't that technically make him a pedophile?😱😡😱😡😱😡

    • @MeteorSmash
      @MeteorSmash 4 роки тому +15

      @@alessandracartoonvids6764 Yes it does.

  • @topsymatthews8484
    @topsymatthews8484 3 роки тому +117

    "I like to pretend I'm allergic to the sun"
    My story animated:

    • @bulbzz3704
      @bulbzz3704 3 роки тому

      5:28 did she say "girl man"?

    • @xx_gam3r_aress1ed_2oo5_xx3
      @xx_gam3r_aress1ed_2oo5_xx3 Рік тому

      @@bulbzz3704 how does this relate to the current conversation?

    • @Sooooooooooooo_many_orphans
      @Sooooooooooooo_many_orphans 3 місяці тому

      @@bulbzz3704 I know this was 2 years ago but for some reason I can't let myself not correct you so I am sorry, she said grown man, not girl man.

  • @choc1atech1p77
    @choc1atech1p77 4 роки тому +319

    Intro: do you hate going outside?
    Me: yes
    Intro: why?
    Me: the corona virus.

  • @adoringjess
    @adoringjess 5 років тому +901

    i hate guys that act like they deserve
    something in return when they give you
    something YOU DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR

    • @sournote8610
      @sournote8610 5 років тому +45

      We call them “Nice Guys”. Aptly named for how they really act. Look up some Reddit posts/readings on r/niceguys, you won’t believe it.

    • @littleproductionz8044
      @littleproductionz8044 5 років тому +11

      Not all guys are like that granted a lot of them are but there are some really nice people too

    • @mrleg4461
      @mrleg4461 5 років тому +10

      I hate people who do that in general but guys do that more then girls so I see where you’re coming from

    • @sinsukiv2819
      @sinsukiv2819 5 років тому +1

      Same But I'm a guy so that is offensive...

    • @thegoblinundertheporch351
      @thegoblinundertheporch351 5 років тому +12

      @@sinsukiv2819
      She doesn't mean ALL guys.

  • @DreadtheMadSmith
    @DreadtheMadSmith 5 років тому +7261

    Den, you need to start carrying pepper spray.

    • @the_wild_one813
      @the_wild_one813 5 років тому +268

      Fr she got stalkers,Kiddnapers,All that and she still aint pullin up with some pepper spray or at least maybe a weapon.

    • @chxrrybun8262
      @chxrrybun8262 5 років тому +84

      I agree my dude

    • @Manglerose8
      @Manglerose8 5 років тому +57

      @@chxrrybun8262 *pepper sprays*

    • @MrsCunningham06
      @MrsCunningham06 5 років тому +30

      Seriously

    • @Manglerose8
      @Manglerose8 5 років тому +21

      @@MrsCunningham06 Yusss

  • @chickennuggetgacha7172
    @chickennuggetgacha7172 4 роки тому +122

    If I was Den I would of been like: "Get cho crusty chicken nugget kim kardashian lips out of my face."

  • @curvedcup6836
    @curvedcup6836 4 роки тому +54

    20 year old tries to kiss a 15 year old WHERE MY FBI AT

  • @froyohead
    @froyohead 5 років тому +1480

    You should deny the kiss with a slap, not a push. Make an example of him

    • @_mxyx_.5986
      @_mxyx_.5986 5 років тому +9

      FroyoHead Animation I agree

    • @user-tc8ol2we1m
      @user-tc8ol2we1m 5 років тому +40

      A kick would be even better.

    • @drawenidan6008
      @drawenidan6008 5 років тому +53

      She was 15 and the guy was an adult, there would've been no way she could out fight him not to mention she would've got in trouble with her boss

    • @goawayplease6456
      @goawayplease6456 5 років тому +8

      Naaaw. He should have gotten punched in the face

    • @evad05
      @evad05 5 років тому +9

      She was at work and could of lost her job

  • @eggguy2117
    @eggguy2117 5 років тому +1795

    Mark: I gave you fries you must be
    my girlfriend now
    Everyone with common knowledge: that's not how dating works that's not even how mafia works

    • @kungen1118
      @kungen1118 5 років тому +10

      Nice one

    • @somethingelse4898
      @somethingelse4898 5 років тому +13

      And here I thought I was gonna be a Mob boss

    • @darkhorizonstudios3014
      @darkhorizonstudios3014 5 років тому +10

      This guy just doesn't understand about getting a girlfriend, especially since he only did one thing for den

    • @undrrtalefanatic
      @undrrtalefanatic 5 років тому +5

      Oml dude get a job

    • @_sky._.demon_326
      @_sky._.demon_326 5 років тому +5

      I dont think thats how it works....

  • @cbskits1202
    @cbskits1202 4 роки тому +51

    “You get more money from UA-cam and it’s now really a real job”

  • @ImYuuke
    @ImYuuke 5 років тому +26

    CypherDen: Thanks for the fries :)
    Mark: NOW GIMMMMMMME A KISS 💋

  • @rinyeth.6644
    @rinyeth.6644 5 років тому +903

    "Begone with your crusty lips"
    LOL

    • @serena5092
      @serena5092 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    •  5 років тому +4

      LMAO THAT KILLED ME HAHAHAHAH

    • @Monotono2005
      @Monotono2005 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @twixter0
      @twixter0 5 років тому +1

      begone manchild

    • @Ayacakes95
      @Ayacakes95 5 років тому +1

      LOL

  • @kingkay1998
    @kingkay1998 5 років тому +462

    That’s why they say, fries before guys 🍟

  • @lennyxd7197
    @lennyxd7197 4 роки тому +16

    **when customers tried to kiss CypherDen**
    *The whole CypherDen Fans Joins The Game*

  • @johnjunkersfeld2964
    @johnjunkersfeld2964 4 роки тому +28

    The beginning be like:
    “Aye, you know COVID-19?”

  • @jmattheweon_phoenix9328
    @jmattheweon_phoenix9328 5 років тому +341

    cypherDen unlocking ultra instinct before it was cool

    • @CypherDen
      @CypherDen  5 років тому +25

      True born Saiyan over here 😎

    • @happyaccidents6348
      @happyaccidents6348 5 років тому +2

      CypherDen notice me senpai

    • @Regressusiva
      @Regressusiva 5 років тому +1

      @CypherDen My time-skip is UNBEATABLE -Hit the Assassin

  • @corinna8566
    @corinna8566 5 років тому +1194

    "But... I gave you fries...."
    *insert confused woman meme here*

    • @noahtomflakes
      @noahtomflakes 5 років тому +5

      Corinna Kieft (- -)
      0

    • @ghazal0613
      @ghazal0613 5 років тому +1

      🤷.
      Wat
      #meme

    • @berrijuice4548
      @berrijuice4548 5 років тому +4

      But I gave you fries :(
      Did you buy my bacon and eggs from McDonald HUH HUH

    • @foxnamedtoast7284
      @foxnamedtoast7284 5 років тому

      Corinna Kieft You’re comment has 444 likes :o

    • @capsdoesgoanimate
      @capsdoesgoanimate 4 роки тому +3

      🤷🏻‍♀️?
      👖
      👠👠

  • @chihirofromspiritedaway6343
    @chihirofromspiritedaway6343 4 роки тому +17

    den: hi guys-
    me: i feel like ive heard that voice before....
    den: whenever i go online pretending like im alergic to the sun, i always-
    me: IVE SEEN YOU IN A HONEY ADD BEFORE!

  • @misssqki2326
    @misssqki2326 5 років тому +15

    When I first saw this I was like wow could you try to kiss her?
    WHEN YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER?!

  • @SunnyStryder
    @SunnyStryder 5 років тому +466

    Did you intentionally make him look somewhat like logan paul?

    • @arandomguy8979
      @arandomguy8979 5 років тому +12

      cypherden:...........maybe.......

    • @lenamorrow2205
      @lenamorrow2205 5 років тому +20

      Do any guy with blonde hair looks like logan paul

    • @rae2838
      @rae2838 5 років тому

      killian kexical mark... u mean matt or something idk any Eddsworld characters called mark. Plus matt is ginger.

    • @heckys3508
      @heckys3508 5 років тому

      Right

  • @psychopie4598
    @psychopie4598 5 років тому +521

    Fries = YEET
    Phone number = idk u so nope
    Kiss = aww hell nah bish I’m gone

  • @floor_chicken_nugget5481
    @floor_chicken_nugget5481 4 роки тому +5

    5:08 she looks like she has a moustache

  • @eatmyshortsproductions
    @eatmyshortsproductions 3 роки тому +4

    I'm gonna be real with you, when the picture of the guy in armor holding fries went up, I was expecting a burger king pun.

  • @ivey3393
    @ivey3393 5 років тому +3317

    Someone tried to kiss you?
    _can’t relate_ 👌😭😩👏

    • @anastasiahaule7066
      @anastasiahaule7066 5 років тому +14

      Ivey damn

    • @jami8555
      @jami8555 5 років тому +13

      Nope ;-;

    • @ynah8336
      @ynah8336 5 років тому +5

      Oh shiiiiii

    • @ynah8336
      @ynah8336 5 років тому +13

      I'm before this is famous or have a lot of likes

    • @nana_chan06
      @nana_chan06 5 років тому +7

      Also can't relate... even though I kissed my best friend, Louis, in kindergarten....

  • @maryruley3900
    @maryruley3900 5 років тому +752

    You had me at “comfortable” and “Pizza”

    • @WrathHowler
      @WrathHowler 5 років тому

      Me 2

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 5 років тому +1

      Ninja Fingers? Like the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?

    • @johnthicc8319
      @johnthicc8319 5 років тому +1

      Ninja Fingers 🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍗🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍗🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍕🍕🍟🍕🍟🍟🍕🍟🍕🍟🍗🍟🍕🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍕

    • @jasperanimatic
      @jasperanimatic 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @maryruley3900
      @maryruley3900 5 років тому +2

      johnthicc
      Omg heaven

  • @jenkalin3865
    @jenkalin3865 5 років тому +4

    Someone tried to kiss me.
    Kindergarten was wired...

  • @dehydrated3075
    @dehydrated3075 4 роки тому +3

    0:03 that’s Canada for ya

  • @mixz5041
    @mixz5041 5 років тому +353

    4:23 this is why you have a password

  • @cchain_link9066
    @cchain_link9066 5 років тому +674

    Den: do you not like having to shop
    Me: I SMELL HONEY ADS

  • @freezeburn9875
    @freezeburn9875 2 роки тому +2

    Shoutout to that one patron who bought me jersey mike's back when I was lifeguarding with literally no expectation for me to pay it back at all and genuinely just did it out of the kindness of her heart. One of my favorite people for sure

  • @patsyrandallduhon8168
    @patsyrandallduhon8168 4 роки тому +3

    " yup good times " that had me dying laughing lol

  • @toadstooldarling9937
    @toadstooldarling9937 5 років тому +650

    "I GAVE YOU FRIES SO NOW YOU GOTTA KISS ME" nice guy much

    • @tomuria3857
      @tomuria3857 5 років тому +10

      He is just one of many insane jerks, they all deserve a fat lip and a high dose of shame so they can get some humility! They all are pricks!

    • @sloothorr
      @sloothorr 5 років тому +5

      Shadowkat 360 Lmao looks like someone got rejected

    • @mayam942
      @mayam942 5 років тому +5

      I showed you my fries pls answer me :((((((

    • @theshamanite
      @theshamanite 5 років тому +3

      This is why I'm not gay, because of creepy guys.

    • @toadstooldarling9937
      @toadstooldarling9937 5 років тому +1

      @@mayam942 X͟͟D͟͟

  • @ThaCampbellChannel
    @ThaCampbellChannel 5 років тому +247

    I would like to point out that most animators on UA-cam draw a few frames and switch between them for story time animations, but you actually put hard work and dedication into it (I’m not saying that others don’t)! She literally draws a new frame for every syllable her mouth speaks and somehow the artwork is still quality! That is a good animator!

    • @leow9158
      @leow9158 5 років тому +4

      Check out Domics and his team!

    • @frostlax
      @frostlax 5 років тому +5

      i would call it more like good managment of key frame. It comes with having an actual animator career xD

    • @kiddoo906
      @kiddoo906 5 років тому +2

      you should watch Domics he even made a whole video on how he animates every mouth sound

  • @alenaarroyo8374
    @alenaarroyo8374 4 роки тому +3

    I love and appreciate all of the hard work in your videos they are amazing!!! :D

  • @evelynnance4625
    @evelynnance4625 4 роки тому +7

    in the thumbnail the guys lips look just like lisa vanderpumps from that show the real housewives crazy coincidence! ❤️❤️

  • @moistsocks4346
    @moistsocks4346 5 років тому +171

    Mark: **leans in for a kiss**
    Den: **dramatically walks away and turns to him with distress on her face** wait who are you

    • @Toastefied
      @Toastefied 5 років тому +5

      NAH GET OFF ME WITH THEM CRUSTY LIPS

  • @woodnoteangel3848
    @woodnoteangel3848 5 років тому +469

    Dear guys who do this,
    Please be aware that it is literally part of her job description to be nice to you. She's not hitting on you, she's getting paid to be there and deal with your insufferable advances. Stop doing it.

    • @reisshabeloso4409
      @reisshabeloso4409 5 років тому +8

      *"guys who do this"*

    • @purplejellytotPJT
      @purplejellytotPJT 5 років тому +1

      WoodnoteAngel Hear hear to that!!

    • @purplejellytotPJT
      @purplejellytotPJT 5 років тому +41

      And sorry y’all but being honest? It’s mostly men who do this. I’m sure some women do too, but I’ve worked in retail 4 years and the only creeps who have come on to me so far were all men.

    • @adamtadjer3637
      @adamtadjer3637 5 років тому +3

      +purplejellytotPJT LMAO NOPE

    • @chaos_deus0394
      @chaos_deus0394 5 років тому +3

      it probally is becuase ur a gurl derrrrrrrrrrrr (ps im not tetarded i am lazy and i failed my english 11 10 and 9 grade classes so whoop pe de scoop ) (PPS I HOPE I AM CORRECT ON THE asumption that ur femail)

  • @cheeseburger783
    @cheeseburger783 3 роки тому +2

    He is the definition of a ‘nice guy’

  • @illclxwn2229
    @illclxwn2229 5 років тому +2

    Haha his lips look luscious in the clickbait lmao

  • @Gears_Starting
    @Gears_Starting 5 років тому +90

    Wendy's might need to roast that guy.

  • @astrovoid1293
    @astrovoid1293 5 років тому +395

    I love the animations you make CypherDen

    • @CypherDen
      @CypherDen  5 років тому +13

      Awww thank you ❤️

    • @theadamandscottshow540
      @theadamandscottshow540 5 років тому +3

      Hi Cypher I love your Content too!

    • @austinbernard7223
      @austinbernard7223 5 років тому +1

      The Adam and Scott Show lmao 😂

    • @astrovoid1293
      @astrovoid1293 5 років тому +2

      I actually have a UA-cam channel to but I watch a lot more of CypherDen then making videos.

  • @Inky_Xtreme
    @Inky_Xtreme 4 роки тому +2

    Cypher:"I got you fam"😄
    Me:"I feel like I've been blessed by her (sob) thank you"😢

  • @angelaplays
    @angelaplays 3 роки тому +1

    0:00 - 0:10 is a quarantine mood

  • @m0chab3rry32
    @m0chab3rry32 5 років тому +427

    Den: so you think that, since you have me fries, your my boyfriend?
    Dude: well yes
    FBI: but actually no

  • @violetsleepybear8476
    @violetsleepybear8476 5 років тому +163

    i love how every scary story your boss saves the day

  • @navadiakoepke6324
    @navadiakoepke6324 4 роки тому +1

    Den:FFFRRRERRRIIIIIIIEEEEEZZZZ
    mark: *be my lover plays*

  • @curtismcmaine2333
    @curtismcmaine2333 3 роки тому +2

    Mark: I gave you fries, so give me your number!
    Everyone who has an iq over one: Thats not how it works......

  • @al3xngera628
    @al3xngera628 5 років тому +534

    You should carry around a bottle of pepper spay, your beauty attracts to much creeps

  • @pamroach5663
    @pamroach5663 5 років тому +502

    Den you attract the weirdest people 😂😂🤣

    • @arat2771
      @arat2771 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @nobyli3717
      @nobyli3717 5 років тому

      Yep

    • @absolutenausea
      @absolutenausea 5 років тому +1

      Kamil S
      No? Lol, just because it’s not well known that these things happen doesn’t mean that they don’t, y know?

    • @absolutenausea
      @absolutenausea 5 років тому

      Kamil S
      She does plenty of other videos that don’t have to do with these types of stories that keep her channel alive, mainly her animations, and plus, if they happened to her why can’t she just share them?

    • @absolutenausea
      @absolutenausea 5 років тому +1

      Kamil S
      I’m defending her because her stories are true, it’d be obvious to everyone if they were fake and she wouldn’t be as much popular because she’d be known as an attention begging youtuber

  • @isabeldegollacion5338
    @isabeldegollacion5338 5 років тому +3

    Yep thats me never going out in the big dang word!

  • @tamunasamsonidze8227
    @tamunasamsonidze8227 4 роки тому +2

    ,,Be gone with your crusty lips!,, 🤣🤣🤣 yas girl 😂

  • @tubie9017
    @tubie9017 5 років тому +151

    You should get a pocket cactus to put between you and people who try to kiss you.

  • @goldenbacon1572
    @goldenbacon1572 5 років тому +579

    *_I. Gave. You. FRIES! Give me your NUMBER_*

    • @cero-
      @cero- 5 років тому +17

      *GIMME DEM DIGITS , I GOT DEM FRIES*

    • @nataliecabrera1545
      @nataliecabrera1545 5 років тому

      REALLY 😐

    •  5 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @ashyarts8516
      @ashyarts8516 5 років тому +1

      Golden Bacon 10

    • @Oku_yappin
      @Oku_yappin 5 років тому +2

      *BEST PICKUP EVER*

  • @maggiemercadante1690
    @maggiemercadante1690 3 роки тому +1

    HOW did I not find this channel earlier?? You're animation style is amazing!

  • @FireFox-co2zy
    @FireFox-co2zy 3 роки тому +1

    If some guy tried to kiss me or even touch my phone, he’s gonna be leaving that store with a freaking black eye and a busted lip

  • @viktorayy
    @viktorayy 5 років тому +327

    Another Cypher upload means *another good day!*

  • @Loopy_Kick
    @Loopy_Kick 5 років тому +112

    Whoever's doing the online stuff for Wendy's is awesome. They're so savage. Love reading their Tweets. XD

    • @banditxavier2893
      @banditxavier2893 5 років тому +2

      Loopy Kick I think they're doing it to because roasting is popular

  • @Kjisfound
    @Kjisfound 4 роки тому +1

    “But i gave you fries” lmao 😂🤣

  • @skullkiller1860
    @skullkiller1860 4 роки тому +9

    "but...I gave you fries..."
    litget me: SO ITS LIKE I WOULD GIVE U SOME FOOD U LIKE AND U WOULD TAKE IT!? AND THEN A HOUR LATER I WOULD ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER!?also nobody likes a creep dude👿👿
    mah mum: WOMAN WAT!? WHERE IS MY PHONE SO I CAN CALL THE PO-PO!?

  • @fancygecko8936
    @fancygecko8936 5 років тому +189

    the manager wasn't very good. It wasn't just he was a jerk, but any good manager should know if someone is disturbing your staff, the should GET. OUT. You should never have applied in the first place.

    • @karlaguevara2179
      @karlaguevara2179 5 років тому +5

      The poor girl needed a job of course she would except......she didn’t apply they just took her in,if u were listening(not to be rude)

    • @JayJay-jd4vl
      @JayJay-jd4vl 4 роки тому +3

      Um it sounds like you dont know how hard it is to get a job it is at 15.

    • @gertskook
      @gertskook 4 роки тому +1

      That’s just how jobs are. It’s sad cause this happens a lot

  • @danielleanzalone2024
    @danielleanzalone2024 5 років тому +221

    "Do you hate going outside when its hot...even when its nice sunny out"
    Yes i just fainted in the heat today
    Lol im good tho

    • @ucheokaforxox8355
      @ucheokaforxox8355 5 років тому

      I live in hot dry crust dusty Arizona...

    • @Oku_yappin
      @Oku_yappin 5 років тому

      Oyibos how are you fainting in heat???

    • @phyllisguisinger3159
      @phyllisguisinger3159 5 років тому

      @@Oku_yappin it's kinda like a heat stroke but you don't die

  • @Ellicess
    @Ellicess 3 роки тому +2

    I forgot the title of this video like halfway through, and when I checked it I immediately thought: “oh no”

  • @greaterbritannia5745
    @greaterbritannia5745 4 роки тому +2

    FBI: You called?

  • @laniyeetus4386
    @laniyeetus4386 5 років тому +353

    Mark: Give me your number!
    Me:....I'm gay.

  • @tayloral
    @tayloral 5 років тому +750

    I would've given him my worst enemy's number >:DDDDD
    *R E V E N G E I T E L L Y O U*

    • @phi2923
      @phi2923 5 років тому +11

      have you ever seen "sierra burges is a looser"? Cause this is exactly what happens there 😂😂

    • @Ned_Morgan69
      @Ned_Morgan69 5 років тому +4

      Niiiiiiiiice I'D DO THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

    • @PigBoy99
      @PigBoy99 5 років тому +8

      AngelicRhapsody I'd give them the number of a 40 year old landwhale basement dweller

    • @tayloral
      @tayloral 5 років тому +4

      peter desposito what if your friend had their number

    • @catboychemicals6630
      @catboychemicals6630 5 років тому +1

      That's so smart!

  • @leahbusby4956
    @leahbusby4956 4 роки тому +1

    *Mark puts his phone number in*
    Mark: your welcome.
    Den: *picks up phone and blocks him*

  • @expressodepresso9455
    @expressodepresso9455 2 роки тому

    U have the best story’s ur so underrated

  • @HarryPotter-tv6wg
    @HarryPotter-tv6wg 5 років тому +793

    What happened to the fries though 🍟🤔

  • @zarkotrbojevic2642
    @zarkotrbojevic2642 5 років тому +324

    "Why would Thanos do that?" LOL I'M CRYING😂😂

    • @nukenick6102
      @nukenick6102 5 років тому +5

      Captain marvel will come hopefully

    • @zigzagoon-pl7yh
      @zigzagoon-pl7yh 5 років тому +2

      But, why *would* he do this? HE KILLED ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS!

    • @nukenick6102
      @nukenick6102 5 років тому +1

      Thanos vinges will be mine

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 5 років тому

      @@nukenick6102 thanos will not have any head left when I chop it off ~.~ that asshole purple barney bitch

    • @erinamvs276
      @erinamvs276 5 років тому

      BTW AVENGER END GAME (THE SEQUEL TO INFINITY WARS) IS COMING ON APR 25 2019!!!

  • @missou9019
    @missou9019 3 роки тому +2

    moral of the story: Never take fries from strangers.

  • @deztaneemonts4144
    @deztaneemonts4144 3 роки тому

    Don't you just come back 2 years later ready to hear stories which are probably the best stories and crazy stories you've ever seen in your entire life

  • @dominiqueamisial747
    @dominiqueamisial747 5 років тому +45

    *"But I gave you fries."*

    • @themightypancake5695
      @themightypancake5695 5 років тому +3

      Because OBVIOUSLY giving someone French fries from McDonald’s is worthy of being kissed on the lips for by a stranger...

    • @facelessman5063
      @facelessman5063 5 років тому

      lmfao

  • @LizDrawz
    @LizDrawz 5 років тому +122

    I don’t really like Wendy’s but I love whoever runs their twitter lol

    • @james_b0nk
      @james_b0nk 5 років тому +3

      But Wendy's is sooooo good! 😣

    • @Necromaira
      @Necromaira 5 років тому +2

      Don't have Wendy's in germany;-; but love the twitter

  • @ella-nq5zt
    @ella-nq5zt 4 роки тому +2

    Mark looks like Billie from stranger things lol

  • @marahurd8527
    @marahurd8527 4 роки тому +1

    No one-
    Not a soul-
    Mark- GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER

  • @SamScatterbrain
    @SamScatterbrain 5 років тому +49

    The fact that you've been through so many creepy situations is creepy itself

    • @unknown-vq1gj
      @unknown-vq1gj 5 років тому +3

      Ohh dude those stories are completely made up. Since there is no proof of their genuinity.

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 5 років тому

      yeah really sucks

    • @unknown-vq1gj
      @unknown-vq1gj 5 років тому +1

      @@C0co_577 everything that doesn't have anything that proves it's existence is a lie untill the proofs are provided.

    • @the-berries-and-cream-dude
      @the-berries-and-cream-dude 5 років тому +2

      the thing that is just...no. If someone gets raped, there’s basically no proof. Just because there isn’t anything to back that person up, doesn’t mean she/he didn’t get rape. I’ve been in situations where there’s no proof and it’s just my word against theirs.
      I’m not a “big fan” of cypherden, but things like a guy trying to kiss you, them getting angry when you don’t like them back, guys being total creeps and think it’s “cute”, is something that happens to A LOT of women.
      Now, she could maybe exaggerate some things, but hey, this is UA-cam.

    • @unknown-vq1gj
      @unknown-vq1gj 5 років тому

      @@the-berries-and-cream-dude Well it's too much for a comment bellow a video like this. I won't insist on my points because neither you won't prove me anything nor I will. To be brief, I am totally against rape and I think that if something decribed in this video takes place in real life. The one who attempted to do such a thing has to be brought to justice. However, the aggressor can be a female.
      The comment's too long. If you are a femenist don't read further just don't waste your time and don't waste mine since life is too short to be spent on arguments.
      E.g: if a woman tells man that she would F*** him it is not considered to be a harrasment.
      If the things are visa-versa you already know who is the victim.

  • @labyrinthgirl17
    @labyrinthgirl17 5 років тому +137

    I think people like this creep, male and female, need to be taught the 'stop sign' lesson. Basically, when someone says no, treat it like a stop sign - don't blow past it, don't ignore what it's telling you to do, and never, ever think that it's a request or a suggestion; it's an order and you must obey it, whether you like it or not. : )

    • @sparker-sparkle
      @sparker-sparkle 2 роки тому

      i don’t think those types of people listen to stop signs

  • @-_incognito_-3827
    @-_incognito_-3827 5 років тому +2

    6:03 FBI OPEN UP !!!

  • @maureenlefever3663
    @maureenlefever3663 4 роки тому +2

    Den: i was their "web manager"
    That's what she said lol

  • @SpecterVolcarona
    @SpecterVolcarona 5 років тому +25

    “A customer tried to kiss me!”
    CLIIIIICK!!!!

  • @jeziahignas1418
    @jeziahignas1418 5 років тому +345

    Did u ever delete his number?

  • @gachadestinygirl8009
    @gachadestinygirl8009 5 років тому +1

    Honey is everywhere

  • @junsantiago3056
    @junsantiago3056 4 роки тому

    I love your stories😀😀😁😁

  • @Randomperson-nz8gb
    @Randomperson-nz8gb 5 років тому +82

    I dunno why but that guy just look like it could be one of the paul brothers

    • @trinhthai8763
      @trinhthai8763 5 років тому +3

      yo thats so true theyre assholes

    • @oliverbaksvensson1919
      @oliverbaksvensson1919 5 років тому +4

      Mark Paul! The long lost brother!
      Who is also a creep with a big ego...

    • @mrleg4461
      @mrleg4461 5 років тому +3

      Lolpy Gamer wouldn’t be surprised if it was

    • @willow495
      @willow495 5 років тому +1

      Random person probably _is_ a paul that’s why he’s an asshole it runs through the family

    • @spaceace9103
      @spaceace9103 5 років тому

      Me and my friends always joke about there being a 3rd Paul brother who's a really cool person but he tries to hide the fact that he's related to his other brothers out of shame

  • @sweetlittlenothing7696
    @sweetlittlenothing7696 5 років тому +135

    And that's why you ALWAYS put a password on your phones kids!

  • @cynthiacuevas2335
    @cynthiacuevas2335 5 років тому

    Den I watch your vids every day and when I feel sad I watch your videos

  • @cliocreaney9424
    @cliocreaney9424 4 роки тому +1

    No one:
    Thin air:
    Honey: sponsers every single youtuber

  • @royallegend7336
    @royallegend7336 5 років тому +50

    "Be gone with your crusty lips"😂😂😂

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 5 років тому +2

      Royal Legend krusty krab

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 років тому +467

    Hmm. An arrogant manly man with an ego with three people who support him blindly as he flirts with a girl against her wishes...
    NO ONE CREEPS OUT UA-cam ANIMATORS LIKE GASTOOOONN

  • @themadhouse7816
    @themadhouse7816 4 роки тому

    Love your videos

  • @jamescurtis5576
    @jamescurtis5576 3 роки тому +2

    Cypher: I mean free fries!!
    Wendy's: get FREE FRIES for FREE today!

  • @foxthevirus7005
    @foxthevirus7005 5 років тому +100

    The guy looks like Gaston from beauty and the beast

  • @iwannakms8848
    @iwannakms8848 5 років тому +125

    *Kiss a stranger* oh my..
    You need to defend you self from bad strangers:

    • @okaithink3736
      @okaithink3736 5 років тому +1

      *takes out a pencil* I HAVE A WEAPON

    • @pickles4613
      @pickles4613 4 роки тому

      This guy is like a walking embodiment of an r/niceguy

  • @ryko8326
    @ryko8326 4 роки тому +1

    Me: he is attached to you
    Also me: *RUN*
    den:okie