STRICT ASIAN PARENTS (Animated)

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  • @CypherDen
    @CypherDen  6 років тому +4377

    Hey hi heyyyy! New video, who's this? u_u
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  • @Daidus
    @Daidus 6 років тому +11372

    my mom tried to kill me when I received my first C in school

  • @sdasvg3107
    @sdasvg3107 4 роки тому +1483

    Me: I got a 90 on the exam
    Dad: Why is it not a 100
    Little Brother: I got a 50 on the exam
    Dad: How smart is my boy.
    Edit: So I see I'm not the only one

    • @leoral2228
      @leoral2228 4 роки тому +9

      k furntur lol ikr

    • @ladyjdw8225
      @ladyjdw8225 4 роки тому +4

      ;•;

    • @Yalknowange
      @Yalknowange 4 роки тому +17

      Kasi low grades siya so...wait
      I mean cuz he has low grades and he might be sad cuz hes dad might be disapointed

    • @who547
      @who547 4 роки тому +2

      Same lmoa 😅

    • @Moonlight-bh2or
      @Moonlight-bh2or 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr

  • @jaimeharp3761
    @jaimeharp3761 4 роки тому +733

    YES PARENTS ALWAYS BLAME THE OLDER KIDS

  • @Maarz99
    @Maarz99 4 роки тому +521

    Den: gets a boy friend at age 18
    Her dad: now where did I put my shotgun
    And yes this is a very old meme

    • @tanitagray12
      @tanitagray12 4 роки тому +4

      oooooooooof ;=;

    • @Wulintino
      @Wulintino 4 роки тому +4

      M87DD9 *Loads LMG with religious intent*

    • @tristancreed
      @tristancreed 3 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of what happened when my folks found out I had my first break up at 14.

    • @jacobfredman9442
      @jacobfredman9442 3 роки тому +2

      Well shes filipino and guns are banned there so…
      R/WOOOSH ME I DARE YOU

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 2 роки тому +3

      The proper response to such parents is, "First of all, I live on my own now, second, I also have a job, third, if you want any grandchildren, then they will be under my terms, fourth, and lastly, if you do not want your last wills and testaments altered when you two are old, incompetent, incontinent, not in your right minds, and ready for the worst nursing home that I can find for you two, then you will do the smart thing and mind your own business because I am a grown up, I have a right to live a life as I please, and I will not permit you two to mold myself into trying to live the lives that you two were afraid to live in your own lives." Any violence or sass from them will result in them not being found anymore.

  • @DreadtheMadSmith
    @DreadtheMadSmith 6 років тому +3003

    I was homeschooled. I mostly ran around in the woods.
    Now I'm feral.

  • @nyee.q.s608
    @nyee.q.s608 5 років тому +422

    I'm always hearing my friends say stuff like "I accidentally said a bad word in front of my mom and she took out her chancla!" while I'm over here in the corner saying "I said a bad word in front of my mom and she laughed."

    • @cameronb4032
      @cameronb4032 5 років тому +9

      AnnaToro I know... it’s the exact same for me because my mom laughs and goes I know where you got the from and I’m shocked like what the actual flip lol

    • @nyee.q.s608
      @nyee.q.s608 5 років тому +6

      @@cameronb4032 lmao same. I actually think it's because a lot of my friends are more in the Mexican side, so they're constantly telling stories about a chancla (I dont mean to be racists if you got offended.)

    • @Peanutphilosophy
      @Peanutphilosophy 5 років тому +2

      oof
      :p

    • @user-ji4dw5hl5p
      @user-ji4dw5hl5p 5 років тому +2

      Same my mom and dad laugh or thinks it's ok when I curse

    • @rando2130
      @rando2130 5 років тому +1

      AnnaToro your mom is 😎cool like mine

  • @katangka3397
    @katangka3397 4 роки тому +261

    Asian Rank S Weapon: Slippers,Belt,Hanger
    Asian Rank S++++ Weapon: Mouth

    • @firstone1135
      @firstone1135 3 роки тому +6

      Slippers and hangers are my parents S weapons and yeah your pretty much right about the mouth.

    • @Bunny-kg2ir
      @Bunny-kg2ir 3 роки тому +3

      And fearther duster ?

    • @emiliotanadi7358
      @emiliotanadi7358 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @user-lk5gm2bh6s
      @user-lk5gm2bh6s 3 роки тому +2

      True

    • @mbbb1
      @mbbb1 3 роки тому +12

      Cause those weapons can hurt you physically but the words from their mouths can break your spirit

  • @Birbyvideography
    @Birbyvideography 3 роки тому +86

    Im not kidding here's my story. I got 91 1/2 for maths, and my mother cried into a pillow.
    Yep...
    As you see, getting A+ means nothing. You gotta understand

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 2 роки тому +4

      @SW Videography, you need to tell your mother to shut the fuck up, to mind her own damn business, to quit letting school assignments, which, by the way, are not even her fucking assignments, control her damn life, and let her know that the real world is the best teaching ground to learn things in life because, simply put, not everything in life can be taught in a book, for experience is the best teacher of all in life.

    • @salmaakther5271
      @salmaakther5271 2 роки тому +3

      @@paxhumana2015 It won't work with asian parents.

    • @nadinkhatib1858
      @nadinkhatib1858 2 роки тому +1

      @@paxhumana2015 That's true but it doesn't always work. Damnit, people are always grumbling about "kids these days" when adults are the real problems

  • @actuallyanimatics2938
    @actuallyanimatics2938 5 років тому +454

    Den’s mom: So it’s not a perfect score at 115?
    Me: 120 isn’t either.

    • @stevenasis914
      @stevenasis914 4 роки тому +4

      I didnt listen to my teacher in 5th grade and i got a 9/50

  • @kiaracastillo4089
    @kiaracastillo4089 5 років тому +453

    Me: *reading*
    My ma: Did you finish studying
    Me: yes
    My ma: Is it enough for you to get enough to get a perfect score
    Me:....

    • @imscaredofcommunism4837
      @imscaredofcommunism4837 4 роки тому +2

      So true.

    • @jayp3340
      @jayp3340 4 роки тому +2

      Same! Are you Asain or Hispanic?

    • @avvrgtpg
      @avvrgtpg 4 роки тому +2

      me: perfect score= *100*
      my mom: perfect score= *100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+*

    • @LykaLLaude
      @LykaLLaude 4 роки тому

      So relate. And it is unhealthy. It is so depressing 🤦‍♀️

    • @pastelpastella
      @pastelpastella 4 роки тому

      @@jayp3340 i-don't know?

  • @giannacherry1698
    @giannacherry1698 3 роки тому +148

    Seeing people having strict parents is wild. My moms more of the parent of,"Do what makes you happy and a good person." So the pressure of college wasn't shoved doen my throat along with factors of perfection. Thanks mom :D

    • @Kicks4Fun
      @Kicks4Fun 2 роки тому +2

      Pushing your kid does help tho

    • @beans1519
      @beans1519 2 роки тому

      You're lucky

    • @nadinkhatib1858
      @nadinkhatib1858 2 роки тому +7

      @@Kicks4Fun only when you aren't excessive. Den's parents sound like they should be jailed for child abuse at this point

    • @angelicgalaxy4534
      @angelicgalaxy4534 2 роки тому +1

      @@nadinkhatib1858 Yep.

    • @possesedcake5422
      @possesedcake5422 2 роки тому +1

      @@nadinkhatib1858 trust me when I say this i don’t know about den but being Asian and having a lot of Asian friends most of us aren’t lying but inflate the truth

  • @marinwiggs2989
    @marinwiggs2989 3 роки тому +105

    Bathing yourself: heaven
    Your mom scrubs you: ahhhhh!!

    • @martinlawrence1744
      @martinlawrence1744 3 роки тому +12

      Yooooooo I remembered soooo many memories where my skin would turn red bc my mom wouls scrub rough

    • @sougathrai5234
      @sougathrai5234 2 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @luna-bs2qt
      @luna-bs2qt 2 роки тому

      tru

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 2 роки тому +1

      @@martinlawrence1744 , that is abuse.

    • @aniashie
      @aniashie 2 роки тому

      why are they so aggressive

  • @candyqueen8744
    @candyqueen8744 4 роки тому +291

    Dens dad- having bruises is unladylike
    Also dens dad- *forces child den to fight until her knuckles were bleeding

  • @someshut-innamedweb8808
    @someshut-innamedweb8808 4 роки тому +254

    How to prove your filipino:
    Step 1. Do you eat at jollibee.

  • @Someone-tf1tk
    @Someone-tf1tk 3 роки тому +35

    *When I was little, my grandmother thought I was left handed and wanted to beat it out of me.*

    • @adisgustingrat9819
      @adisgustingrat9819 3 роки тому +5

      Once I got 90/100 and I swear! I SWEAR MY MOM WAS SOO MAD SAYING I NEED TO GET A 100 ;-;

    • @hibiscus_lps
      @hibiscus_lps 2 роки тому +1

      *when* *I* *was* *3* *I* *went* *to* *Disney world* *with* *my* *parents* *I* *pushed* *a* *girl* *off* *the* *slide* *and* *laughed*
      I was a awful toddler..

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 2 роки тому +1

      @@adisgustingrat9819 , I would have told her, "Hey, are YOU the one that is in a school right now? Are YOU the one that is doing the homework and school assignments? If the answer to either one of those things is a resounding 'no', then you honestly have no business telling me how I should do in my school, let alone in my homework or in my school assignments. However, if a teacher is indeed being a prick for some reason, then, yes, you have my permission to let that fucker burn in hell for their fucking bullshit towards myself and other students. Moreover, if there is also such a teacher, then I would let you know what is going on point blank. You lived your life when you were my age. You still have the choice to live your own life. However, what you do not have the permission to do, let alone should be doing at all, that is, if you were really a decent parent, would be to live your failures in your vain and pathetic attempt to recapture your youth, as well as your own broken dreams, let alone channel that into the life that you were afraid to live in your own past. A good parent teaches their children to not only think for themselves, but to also stand and survive on their own two feet. A good parent cherishes a child becoming independent in their lives. A good parent values a wise child. Value myself or get out of my way".

    • @luna-ok7mj
      @luna-ok7mj 2 роки тому

      funnily enough, left-handed people were considered satanic and evil at some point, probably the romans or greeks knowing them

  • @omerelhassan9133
    @omerelhassan9133 4 роки тому +295

    You know why Asian parents are strict about there kids grades cause A-sian

  • @loading3119
    @loading3119 6 років тому +761

    My parents always wanted me to be a orthodontist, or doctor
    You can imagine their response when I told that I wanted to digital art and animation as a career 😅

    • @BluBluest
      @BluBluest 6 років тому +67

      BB Ray Animations Same here. My dad wants me to be doctor and my mom wants me to be a lawyer. When I told them that I wanted to do art (traditional and digital) and animation, they didn't like the idea and tried so hard to convince me to not do it. Over time they told me that I should take it as a hobby and not a job which made me really sad

    • @loading3119
      @loading3119 6 років тому +34

      Kez
      Wow, same actually, my parents told me to pursue it as a hobby, and have a good back up plan

    • @BluBluest
      @BluBluest 6 років тому +31

      BB Ray Animations
      I just don't understand why they don't see art and animation as a good job and think that we'd end up in the streets

    • @loading3119
      @loading3119 6 років тому +20

      Kez
      Totally, there are so many bad artist stereotypes out there, but really, you can make great money for 3D Animation

    • @BluBluest
      @BluBluest 6 років тому +11

      BB Ray Animations I'm actually going with 2D plus I already have 5 ideas that I want to fulfill and my brain won't stop making more ideas

  • @kkkkuugggraaa
    @kkkkuugggraaa 4 роки тому +518

    didn't know there are a lot of Filipino animators here in UA-cam and they are suddenly popping up

    • @annika5495
      @annika5495 4 роки тому +11

      True.... We're rising :D

    • @cometcal7387
      @cometcal7387 4 роки тому

      Damn

    • @squidgirl3792
      @squidgirl3792 4 роки тому +1

      Mehatesmyself

    • @myheroacademiadeku4013
      @myheroacademiadeku4013 4 роки тому +8

      Although I'm not Asian but I do have Hispanic parents and Hispanic parents are strict I'm from a country called El Salvador🇸🇻🇸🇻💙

    • @v1sea457
      @v1sea457 4 роки тому +1

      One is Domics

  • @fanta5516
    @fanta5516 4 роки тому +194

    Me: *gets a 99% on a math test*
    Mom- *why not 100%*

    • @emiliotanadi7358
      @emiliotanadi7358 3 роки тому +8

      Technically you feel more disappointed
      I know someone who got 99,5 because of adding an unnecessary extra stroke on a hanzi in a mandarin test
      Needless to say that hurts

    • @fuknames7929
      @fuknames7929 3 роки тому +4

      Gets 100% why not it's 100% for maths

    • @i-van6624
      @i-van6624 3 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHHAAH SOOOK TRUE

    • @littlesam8558
      @littlesam8558 3 роки тому +1

      Me: received 100 percents in marh
      My mom: Is math too easy for you? Let’s do calculus.

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 3 роки тому +1

      Ngl thats going to be my mom once she finds out i got a 80 on my math test, my dad is fine with 80s coz its a passing grade but my mom would flip out if she found out coz she told me to get straight A's only and not B's i got A's and B's

  • @feliz695
    @feliz695 3 роки тому +21

    "Having bruises and cuts on my knees isn't really lady-like."
    My dad: *lemme teach you how to bike, dear. Scratches? We'll just pour alchohol on that later. Just don't tell your mother, okay?*

  • @somnathghosh2671
    @somnathghosh2671 6 років тому +389

    1:48... Exactly WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LITTLE DEN?

    • @CypherDen
      @CypherDen  6 років тому +135

      Shipping a duck and an alligator :)

    • @somnathghosh2671
      @somnathghosh2671 6 років тому +47

      OH MY GOD YOU REPLIED!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I am glad you were researching about inter-species breeding from such a young age. Proud of you...

    • @robynscafe
      @robynscafe 6 років тому

      3:15

    • @MintyDonuts
      @MintyDonuts 6 років тому +6

      Somnath Ghosh LMAO EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @shams2058
      @shams2058 6 років тому

      CypherDen im a big fan, pleaaaaaase pin me up for like 12 days

  • @foongyukzhao2060
    @foongyukzhao2060 5 років тому +851

    My mom wants me to get an A in the exam , because she said 'we are A-sian, not B-sian'

  • @gi6694
    @gi6694 3 роки тому +24

    "your parents might be strict but they just want you to succeed" uh yes succeed with depression and mentally unstable health

  • @icecreamchillin4770
    @icecreamchillin4770 3 роки тому +71

    Filipino Mom
    Mom: Sumagot ka!!!
    Me: ..............
    Mom: aba sumasagot ka pa haaaa!!! (Plakkkkkk)
    Asian mom is crazy scary😂

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 3 роки тому

      Ahh yes, my childhood.🙂

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 3 роки тому +2

      Thats my mom lool, as a kid i would hate it when she runs into one of her filipino friends while shopping, coz she would talk to them for hours on end and i would hate it so much even now as a teen i still hate it

    • @erniemaemalle1244
      @erniemaemalle1244 3 роки тому

      @@lunahetfield you'll wait there many hours it feels like waiting in decades

    • @xaicait9828
      @xaicait9828 3 роки тому

      :')) memories....My mom did it when I was younger, she's a lot more chill now.

    • @hibiscus_lps
      @hibiscus_lps 2 роки тому

      Hispanic parents are worse 😂

  • @jhona_cariza
    @jhona_cariza 4 роки тому +888

    "I'm a Filipino"
    * *immediately subscribes* *

  • @AniP_art
    @AniP_art 6 років тому +3241

    Wait,how many animators are from the Philippines.

  • @_pr0pone552
    @_pr0pone552 4 роки тому +52

    Me: -sneeze-
    My mom: *ITs ThE SYmPToms of PlAyiNg VidEo GamEs*
    LEmE GEt my SliPpEr if yOu DonT stoP thaT BeHavIoR

  • @kumatora9959
    @kumatora9959 4 роки тому +76

    Other Pilipinos: We fear... the slipper...
    Me, ze naugty one: Ever heard of belts?

    • @qxxrqty4765
      @qxxrqty4765 4 роки тому

      WERE NOT AFRAID OF SLIPPERS!

    • @pauleenapelicano8133
      @pauleenapelicano8133 3 роки тому

      Luckily I only had the slippers. But I fear the belt though. Even if they don't do it.

    • @emiliotanadi7358
      @emiliotanadi7358 3 роки тому +2

      Slipper
      A good tool for...
      Wearing
      Power:40
      A projectile and a melee weapon in a single hit
      Mom equipped slipper
      Mom attacked
      -60Hp
      You run away
      Mom threw the slipper
      It misses
      Mom threw the other one
      Hit!
      -25Hp
      There is no use running after all

    • @user-cs3wg8lk9l
      @user-cs3wg8lk9l 3 роки тому +3

      My parents: brooms, shoes, belts, slippers, etc

    • @i-van6624
      @i-van6624 3 роки тому +1

      @Telinah Dunhour same

  • @justagirl1091
    @justagirl1091 4 роки тому +181

    Filipino mom's:
    Hanger,Slipper,Walis tambo,Belt
    Yeah....scary

    • @_pr0pone552
      @_pr0pone552 4 роки тому +5

      Are you making me choose?

    • @mangkanor2231
      @mangkanor2231 4 роки тому +4

      Belt is dads favorite weapon

    • @jozef.08
      @jozef.08 4 роки тому

      xxWingedGachaxx sack

    • @fxithries2748
      @fxithries2748 4 роки тому

      I never experienced the walis tambo and belt, only hanger,slipper and pinched

    • @qxxrqty4765
      @qxxrqty4765 4 роки тому

      Well I get the broom and the belt

  • @trixie.3976
    @trixie.3976 4 роки тому +724

    Asian kids: *slippers*
    Latina kids: *The flip flop*
    American kids: *The belt*
    Edit: why did I write this-

  • @user-Kat-Robin_Bunz77
    @user-Kat-Robin_Bunz77 Рік тому +1

    Rewatching this.. Den has improved a lot! I still love this old art style but the new one is adorable!!😁

  • @TheJets468
    @TheJets468 3 роки тому +4

    My parents are so strict it hurts me emotionally
    And it’s mainly my mom that’s strict on me she believes in the idea that “perfection” is something Is something I can achieve witch hurts me aloft emotionally

    • @user-fs6ro2pz4l
      @user-fs6ro2pz4l 3 роки тому

      Yep...I feel you...it even hurts more when you know you can't achieve perfection no matter how hard we try😔

  • @mari_2001
    @mari_2001 6 років тому +126

    LMAO, my family is different
    My brother: sis u can have a boyfriend, just don’t tell mom about it.
    My dad: Meh idk do what u want, just don’t do stupid stuff
    My mom: HONEY YOU ARE NOT GONNA HAVE A BOYFRIEND TILL YOU’RE 40

    • @poisonmoon5888
      @poisonmoon5888 6 років тому

      Lucky

    • @leleeon7333
      @leleeon7333 6 років тому +7

      My familly
      Big sister:I Don't care.Do what you want
      Dad:I don't care either
      Mom:Not till' you're in college
      Baw Baw:Oooooo,So do you have a crush??
      JFYI baw baw means grandma

    • @gamehackerandgoodplayer2568
      @gamehackerandgoodplayer2568 6 років тому

      Me if my sister get a bf i swear i will beat him up

    • @kat-vs6wm
      @kat-vs6wm 6 років тому +3

      lmao mine is
      brother: YOU CANT HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND
      mom: Have a crush on someone JUST DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND
      dad: if mom says you have a boyfriend, YOURE IN TROUBLE YOUNG LADY
      so yea but i kind of have a boyfriend already sooo...

    • @HnJP__
      @HnJP__ 6 років тому +1

      My mom tells me NEVER have a boyfriend intill you die!

  • @umizoomees
    @umizoomees 5 років тому +154

    I just relized there is 4 redbulls in the corner 😅🤣

    • @freemanmichelle568
      @freemanmichelle568 4 роки тому +1

      They have always been there are u blind

    • @umizoomees
      @umizoomees 4 роки тому +4

      @@freemanmichelle568 I haven't noticed, Sorry? That was kinda rude.

    • @freemanmichelle568
      @freemanmichelle568 4 роки тому +6

      @@umizoomees sorry dont mean to see that but .... look I'm sorry

    • @yazzyxx
      @yazzyxx 4 роки тому

      @@umizoomees believe it was a joke.

    • @umizoomees
      @umizoomees 4 роки тому

      @@yazzyxx that was a long time ago but ok

  • @justsomeguywithoutalife230
    @justsomeguywithoutalife230 3 роки тому +8

    My story is similar but a bit different also...
    I was the only male child so they were more strict on me. The girls child don’t get much attention but they have more freedom. Asian parent is not very logical, they told me that I have to work harder because I am a boy, so when I grow up I can take responsibility for the whole family, while the girl child can just go married off to some wealthy dude. So While my other siblings get to go out and have fun. I was stuck at home all day following order given to me by my parents. I was also not alow to talk back no matter what, EVEN IF THEY ARE WRONG. Anyway I’m in high school now, I hope I can get into a good college or else my parents will literally end me.
    And That’s why I got this thing for freedom, if anyone try’s to take away mine then I will take away theirs.

  • @mrfrooge5329
    @mrfrooge5329 3 роки тому +25

    My Asian friend: so my parent tried to kill me-
    Me being scared because I’ve watched a few videos like Den: ....Thank you Kanye, very cool.

  • @amheunb8197
    @amheunb8197 6 років тому +102

    Here’s are thing *not* to say a Asian parent:
    “I don’t have any homework”
    then.... 10 seconds laters.....
    RUN

  • @chrystelle3247
    @chrystelle3247 4 роки тому +217

    Den: *cries over a 75*
    me: *almost gets a 62* .... meh

    • @smileymissile2360
      @smileymissile2360 4 роки тому +15

      Asian kids need a 90% to a 100% or else they get the..... SLIPPERS

    • @annika5495
      @annika5495 4 роки тому +7

      @@smileymissile2360
      I still remembered when I was at grade5 and I got my first 85+ grade. I was crying af because I always had 90+ or 95+...
      And when I was first year, I got my first ever line of 7, which was 77 :( in first grading, but it became 80+ in 2nd grading.... and I was not an honor :(

    • @katangka3397
      @katangka3397 4 роки тому +1

      I feel you all my report card is 75 - 80 on philippines same on italy 6-8/10 still good at least we pass right boi?

    • @smileymissile2360
      @smileymissile2360 4 роки тому

      @@annika5495 omg this is a late reply but did you get punished or not?

    • @annika5495
      @annika5495 4 роки тому

      @@smileymissile2360
      I got grounded by my parents and I wasn't allowed to see my friends at weekends.
      And I was also not allowed to use my devices.
      I have a friend who got a worse punishment than me. Her parents were really strict about her grades.

  • @madhavibachu9112
    @madhavibachu9112 3 роки тому +7

    For y'all saying "Asian kids fear the slipper" well from my experience it's literally anything that hurts

  • @kukkeii9768
    @kukkeii9768 3 роки тому +10

    Omgah I'm Filipino and I have 2 more siblings and we're all girls and we can't go out side 😭 I feel you den like I feel you so much cuz I can relate to all of this!

  • @nevaeha8050
    @nevaeha8050 5 років тому +194

    The report card said she had a 75 in lunch 😂😂😂

    • @fznplayz
      @fznplayz 5 років тому +3

      Nevaeh's slime house well in my school there is a thing about lunch because my teacher said I’m good with everything but I’m slowest at lunch

    • @franciscou228
      @franciscou228 5 років тому

      Wait what's your last name I think I know you..... my first name is Francisco

    • @nevaeha8050
      @nevaeha8050 5 років тому

      @@franciscou228 Where do you think you know me from?

    • @franciscou228
      @franciscou228 5 років тому

      My "friend" has a similar name

    • @moonlightwolfiexoxo4126
      @moonlightwolfiexoxo4126 5 років тому

      Nevaeh's slime house yeet..i think that too cause i dont finish meh lunch sometimes......

  • @tambuko8075
    @tambuko8075 6 років тому +409

    This concludes all animators are all secretly Filipino...
    Edit:Dang! Yesterday I had 250 likes and now 346?Lets try to keep this going can we get to 400? Btw thanks alot for the likes 😁👍

  • @sparklefrosting2430
    @sparklefrosting2430 4 роки тому +5

    4:10 I love how there is a bill cipher

  • @lisamainwood2046
    @lisamainwood2046 4 роки тому

    Thank u cypher den for getting me into Quidd

  • @cocobob6025
    @cocobob6025 5 років тому +232

    English Classmate: What country do you come from?
    Me: Philippines 🇵🇭
    English Classmate: Oh can you speak Filipinish?
    Me: -_-....
    Classmate: Filipinian?
    Me: FILIPINO! I CAN SPEAK FILIPINO

  • @Hlimuas585
    @Hlimuas585 4 роки тому +93

    Parents @me when I was younger: You can never go outsides and hang out with friends.
    Parents @me now, enjoying the indoors: Why you have no friends? Why don’t you ever go out?
    Me: ....
    Apparently there’s an age limit where the rules don’t apply.

  • @hollylappalainen2000
    @hollylappalainen2000 Рік тому +2

    Den's dad: scraping up your knees is unladylike
    Also Den's dad: Punch this wall until your knuckles bleed so if you get in a fight, you won't break them.

  • @hoshi_animatezzz940
    @hoshi_animatezzz940 4 роки тому

    Lol i liked ur vid. New sub UwU

  • @dominiquecontreras3718
    @dominiquecontreras3718 5 років тому +81

    also this scenario
    * Me begging for money *
    Mom: Your so OLD, get yourself a job.
    * have a boyfriend *
    Mom: *YOU'RE SO YOUNG!*

  • @-aesthetic_jewel-3038
    @-aesthetic_jewel-3038 5 років тому +571

    Who's an Asian here? I am...
    R.I.P

  • @angellowy
    @angellowy 3 роки тому +2

    So far, ive only been hit with a hand (2 times) or a plastic ruler (once). Ive heard of weapons like slippers, shoes, hangers, feather dusters, wooden rulers, an actual stick, walis tambor, ikea long handle shoe horns, hardcover books, rolled up newspaper, and for one of my friends, an electric fly swatter racket

  • @nuggetssssssssssss8766
    @nuggetssssssssssss8766 3 роки тому

    hi I LOVE Your videos

  • @zemmym.9437
    @zemmym.9437 6 років тому +372

    I like the ginger pale ukulele bit😂👌♥️

  • @someoneuseless7458
    @someoneuseless7458 5 років тому +301

    Na my dad isn’t strict! ^-^
    But my mother is. ._.

  • @thefantasyfallstheatre1876
    @thefantasyfallstheatre1876 4 роки тому +2

    My parents were super strict. My mom screamed at me when I got any Cs, I went to a private school, didn't get to go out of my house or have sleepovers, and it friggin SUCKED.

  • @heartsofmisery
    @heartsofmisery 3 роки тому +18

    Native Kids: *hehe... That’s just the beginning.*

  • @ineffablerei4268
    @ineffablerei4268 5 років тому +286

    "I'm a toaster"
    Me too :3
    "No I'm Filipino"
    ....me too :31

  • @gnat1821
    @gnat1821 6 років тому +100

    0:30 BUT WHO IS TYPING!?!?!?!?

  • @bonjour570
    @bonjour570 3 роки тому +1

    Den: "I honestly had no social life"
    Me: "Kinda sounds like me. Way to go!"

  • @moonstarshine1313
    @moonstarshine1313 3 роки тому

    THANKS SO MUCH! IM ADDICTED TO THIS GAME

  • @supersaiyana8835
    @supersaiyana8835 6 років тому +66

    1:42 GIN
    2:01 GER
    3:32 PALE

  • @jalfire
    @jalfire 6 років тому +50

    3:47 there's your problem.
    Don't show anything school related to asian parents unless it's a doctorate's degree.

    • @eggmold594
      @eggmold594 6 років тому +2

      or lawyer degree

    • @assinaip8309
      @assinaip8309 6 років тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @oaocan2482
      @oaocan2482 6 років тому

      Jalfire
      yep and unless its perfect even the tiniest bit they will say ....its only one mistake how did you get wrong in that one mistake

  • @tvt00ns
    @tvt00ns 3 роки тому +1

    This is so relatable

  • @beautymask666
    @beautymask666 3 роки тому +5

    Relatable cuz I’m in the Philippines and my parents are soooooo strict
    Me:gets slapped *
    My dad:go to sleep!right after school
    Me:my fear...

  • @demofox5230
    @demofox5230 6 років тому +85

    No use of getting out of bed if your just going to end up asleep at school.

    • @lilguccigoku6426
      @lilguccigoku6426 6 років тому

      scaly fox true

    • @BeltasianDoctor
      @BeltasianDoctor 6 років тому +1

      scaly fox That's a good point. I have slept in school a few times before.

    • @demofox5230
      @demofox5230 6 років тому

      Olivia Spring wanna stay up and you wont end up asleep? I have a tip.

    • @BeltasianDoctor
      @BeltasianDoctor 6 років тому +1

      scaly fox Sure, I guess.

    • @demofox5230
      @demofox5230 6 років тому

      Olivia Spring use the magic
      `coffee'

  • @user-nr4sb3tx7x
    @user-nr4sb3tx7x 5 років тому +289

    I'm Filipino
    It's not bad cop good cop
    Pero dapat ay
    *Devil cop God Cop*

  • @sirreality5145
    @sirreality5145 3 роки тому +5

    I'm a quarter Filipino, I don't look Filipino. My mom's the half Filipino. God going to Lolo and Lola's house is amazing. I get to eat sausage and rice! With bacon aswell! IT'S AMAZING

  • @brokenpayphone
    @brokenpayphone 3 роки тому

    (vibing to the tiny tune between stories)

  • @wheresmymelody9093
    @wheresmymelody9093 6 років тому +120

    2:14 wait.. that's not normal???
    my whole life has been a lie

    • @arinonko1375
      @arinonko1375 6 років тому

      Maxie Doe

    • @nika_akina3152
      @nika_akina3152 6 років тому

      oml samee

    • @hiddenwithinthepages1373
      @hiddenwithinthepages1373 6 років тому +1

      Aldewyne Not too mention that she couldn't go to school hosted parties.....
      Reminds me of this girl I knew in grade school. She couldn't leave the house at all. It was to school then back. I never saw her at any school events. She was so with drawn and never talked.
      I saw her parents one time screaming at her about dropping her project which was fine. Not broken.
      And her in tears breathing fast then passing out.
      I like to think she moved when I never saw her again and not locked in some basement now.

  • @MaeArt725
    @MaeArt725 6 років тому +171

    Cool to see more Filipino youtubers (I'm also Filipino ☺)

    • @StriatedEgg8285
      @StriatedEgg8285 6 років тому +2

      Phandom trash forever no its pilipino or fililipino.p

    • @zytlib6758
      @zytlib6758 6 років тому +3

      you are not a true filipino if you spell our demonym as that.

    • @StriatedEgg8285
      @StriatedEgg8285 6 років тому

      Blitzstorm who you talking.

    • @zytlib6758
      @zytlib6758 6 років тому

      Clayjay Djbronymlp phantom.

    • @Hello-eo7zk
      @Hello-eo7zk 6 років тому

      Phandom trash forever I’m Chilean

  • @xavierxavier4048
    @xavierxavier4048 4 роки тому

    U have a new subscriber:)

  • @ischa6889
    @ischa6889 3 роки тому

    Yay! Another Filipino animator☺

  • @michimallow
    @michimallow 6 років тому +53

    How my parents react to me talking to a guy:
    My mom: (doesn't care)
    My dad: AW HECK NO U STAY FROM MY DAUGHTER! I SWEAR IF U GO TALK TO ANOTHER GUY IMMA KEEP U INSIDE FOREVER
    Meh: wot

    • @michimallow
      @michimallow 6 років тому

      DOMINSSS h ermergerd yaaasssss

    • @cookiecoodamemedbzandgamin1906
      @cookiecoodamemedbzandgamin1906 6 років тому

      me reacting to this comment: wot

    • @michimallow
      @michimallow 6 років тому

      Cookie Coo ik just don't ask ;^;

    • @ireneestra3225
      @ireneestra3225 6 років тому +1

      My dad: you can have a male friend when your 25
      My mom: just don't get pregnant cuz we won't support you if you do
      My sister: go away Idc
      My brother go away I'm playing a game at the moment
      Me: as long as he nice and let's me use his lap as a pillow I'm fine(this true I would be happy as long as my bae if I get a bf that is let me use his or her lap as a pillow since I get tired all the time 😅)

    • @ISOLATEDCEMETERY
      @ISOLATEDCEMETERY 6 років тому

      Kawaii kitty Potato Michi :3 lol

  • @fucklchn
    @fucklchn 6 років тому +62

    You think Asian parents are strict, you should see black moms

  • @69k_gold
    @69k_gold 3 роки тому

    This is some high quality animation

  • @broadwaybrat1986
    @broadwaybrat1986 4 роки тому +1

    My dad is a mixture of both of your parents.
    When you do something (slightly) wrong he’s either gonna ignore you or yell the hole house down. And he says the same thing with grades as your mom. „Why isn’t it this? Why isn’t it that?“ And when I had my first panic attack he said „I thought I raised you stronger.“ He also had a tough childhood like your dad. And trying to discuss something with him is impossible. But other than that I am really happy about my parents. Especially my mom.

  • @Jess_Atomoxetine
    @Jess_Atomoxetine 6 років тому +54

    Your animation had really improved.I like improvement.

  • @jeffdlc1501
    @jeffdlc1501 6 років тому +42

    Filipino Parents might be strict as hell, but they're the best parents in the world.

  • @zingy5000
    @zingy5000 4 роки тому +1

    CypherDen: *casually steals doggo*

  • @unimervlogs5870
    @unimervlogs5870 4 роки тому +2

    Dad: you can't get bruises on your knees
    Me:bruises EVERYWHERE

  • @giaisdreaming284
    @giaisdreaming284 5 років тому +279

    i hate school..
    *ITS HELL*

  • @blessmeachoo9418
    @blessmeachoo9418 5 років тому +202

    I remember my father would tell me the exact same thing, "No boyfriend until you're 40." (I know your dad said 50) while my mom said I can only date a K-pop idol. 😓 she is also a fan

    • @plutossky7534
      @plutossky7534 5 років тому +7

      XD Really?

    • @blessmeachoo9418
      @blessmeachoo9418 5 років тому +6

      Vivet Yes. Crazy am I right?

    • @xi5633
      @xi5633 5 років тому +4

      ARMY and Universe
      Lmao I can sadly relate. I'm really cold and someone who ignores other's feelings and if I ever had a crush, my mom supports me 24/7. She even gave me a plane ticket just to meet them😂😂

    • @btskookieswithsugatae4760
      @btskookieswithsugatae4760 5 років тому +2

      ARMY and Universe YESSSS

    • @anananana983
      @anananana983 5 років тому +3

      ARMY and Universe Damn good thing your mom supports you and Your Idol 😢

  • @SpeedSword6771
    @SpeedSword6771 3 роки тому

    my parents were the people that gave you something to cry about, and when they noticed that didnt help, they stopped

  • @alexpablomoratayacabrera5162
    @alexpablomoratayacabrera5162 3 роки тому +1

    Den: pretty much the being stuck in a tower thing for a good chunk of her life and not being allowed to go outside
    Covid and quarantine: Want to see me do it again

  • @Sarah-cp4lp
    @Sarah-cp4lp 5 років тому +22

    Mom: (Yelling at me)
    Me: *Yawns*
    Mom: Oh wow. Where did you learn that? You are the most disrespectful daughter ever.
    Me: What mom I was just..
    Mom: NoW YoUrE ArgUInG wItH ThE OnE wHo GaVe BIrTh tO YoU?!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU.
    *beats me up with a broomstick*

    • @annmariegamingtime4306
      @annmariegamingtime4306 4 роки тому +1

      My mom would take out the chunkla if I yawned at her while she was babbling nonsense

  • @ahsenozturk3284
    @ahsenozturk3284 5 років тому +77

    You forgot about 'the silent treatment'...

  • @noeliamendez8226
    @noeliamendez8226 4 роки тому

    YOU HAD ME AT AMAZING WORLD IF GUMBALL STICKERS

  • @MadisonMcGill-ci1yx
    @MadisonMcGill-ci1yx 3 роки тому +6

    She been in quarantine for most of the life

  • @xxyunithecrazyxx6788
    @xxyunithecrazyxx6788 5 років тому +87

    Me: *gives the test paper to my mom*
    My mom: *looks at the score*
    My mom: *laughs*
    Me: O.O
    IT was the first day of school and I always get 0%

  • @trashpotato9853
    @trashpotato9853 5 років тому +91

    I feel u. (I'm not Asain) I once got a 75 in math and was sent outside I was crying so hard. Now I'm just like, "Eh, it's passing." Lol

    • @humandoesgaming9281
      @humandoesgaming9281 5 років тому +3

      Asian*

    • @sakabambaspiss
      @sakabambaspiss 5 років тому +1

      Wut 75 is high enough i got a 32 and my mom just told me to study harder (im asian)

    • @phantazxl1265
      @phantazxl1265 5 років тому

      @@sakabambaspiss i got hit

    • @sakabambaspiss
      @sakabambaspiss 5 років тому +1

      @@phantazxl1265 poor you i feel kinda bad

  • @Mik_ber
    @Mik_ber 4 роки тому

    Love your movie and you’re the best UA-cam or

  • @paulinneangelasicat4866
    @paulinneangelasicat4866 3 роки тому +2

    im also filipino but one time when i was in 5th grade my mom saw my freinds talking they looked exidet so my mom asked what they were talking about and i said they were going to drink bubbletea cause it was my freind cassandras bday my mom thinking i was all grown up ready to leave the she went infront of my freinds and asked if i can come they said yes and my mom told me that i can go i was so happy and she gave me my phone and called every 30 minutes let me tell you i never saw my mom be so nice to me she was strict so i said thankyou and hugged her
    oh and i baught my mom and siter bubble tea to cause to give her the favor back and also thst she had a test te nexday

  • @maddy7977
    @maddy7977 6 років тому +63

    I can relate to the clumsy thing. I don’t even have to trip over anything to fall. Even when someone breathes on me I fall.

  • @alyssam5582
    @alyssam5582 4 роки тому +68

    One year I missed 67 days of school
    *I'm in advanced math class now.*
    (Don't skip school days peoples)

    • @helpiswhatyouneed.6758
      @helpiswhatyouneed.6758 4 роки тому +1

      Anyone can be in advance math if they tried.😏 And that's ALOT of school days.

    • @alyssam5582
      @alyssam5582 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Had to het surgery to fix that oof

    • @alyssam5582
      @alyssam5582 4 роки тому +1

      And yes, Anyone Can

  • @Charlie-fk4ly
    @Charlie-fk4ly 2 роки тому +2

    Even if parents don't use *THE SLIPPER*, they still tend to Nag the hell out of you when F up.

  • @stephanieescobar7996
    @stephanieescobar7996 3 роки тому +7

    2:14 through 2:30 is basically my whole life bc of strict Hispanic parents T_T It sucks T_T

  • @minoroka6248
    @minoroka6248 6 років тому +42

    Me: Lemme guess, your Japanese.
    Den: All jokes aside, I'm actually Filipino.
    Me: **spazzes out** ANO? PINOY KA DEN?

  • @zairaformentera390
    @zairaformentera390 6 років тому +42

    When ur a deep sleeper and you can't hear any alarm
    TAPOS NA LATE KA NA TAPOS YUNG FIRST SUBJECT TEACHER MO PINALABAS KA NG ROOM NYO

    • @maeve3046
      @maeve3046 5 років тому

      WALA NA FINISH NA SJAJAJ

    • @allyssomers1635
      @allyssomers1635 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha TANGHALI NA ANO BA SASABUNUTAN KITA DIYAN EH

    • @bigboyolive7054
      @bigboyolive7054 5 років тому +1

      Sabihin mo may sakit ka lol

    • @kurt.b3383
      @kurt.b3383 5 років тому +1

      Hha panis

    • @forbidize
      @forbidize 5 років тому +2

      @army and blink stan totoo pero giniging ako ni Mommy ni 5 am dahil mabagal ako kumilos at pagwalang pasok ay 8 am na ako gumigising😑

  • @graysonschweitzer
    @graysonschweitzer 4 роки тому

    GingerPale playing the uke is music to my ears :D