Game Theory: Can a Goose DESTROY YOUR LIFE? (Untitled Goose Game)

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    Untitled Goose Game is a gem no one anticipated. I've seen a few theories floating around about this game but there was one question none of them answered. Is a real life goose smart enough to accomplish what the feathered protagonist of Untitled Goose Game does? Yes, I really want to know. Get your feathers ready, Theorists. Today, we will calculate the IQ of a goose!
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    Writers: Matthew Patrick
    Researchers: Jason Parker and Justin Kuiper
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  • @ajjohnson7674
    @ajjohnson7674 3 роки тому +8560

    Fun fact: Japanese crows have learned to pick up coins off the ground and put it in vending machines

    • @pillowmoment
      @pillowmoment 3 роки тому +259

      I want to see that
      That sounds cool

    • @peacemuffin9536
      @peacemuffin9536 3 роки тому +195

      This is the type of stuff that keeps me up at night.

    • @randumbguest
      @randumbguest 3 роки тому +157

      the bird uprising

    • @zacheryvincentcallahan4485
      @zacheryvincentcallahan4485 3 роки тому +107

      Well did they also punch in the numbers or was that not yet established by them yet?

    • @stupidthings8753
      @stupidthings8753 3 роки тому +81

      Oh god one step closer to the bird uprising

  • @OldGravy2005
    @OldGravy2005 4 роки тому +7379

    Human does nothing*
    Goose: Peace was never an option

    • @lukedowsing9532
      @lukedowsing9532 4 роки тому +52

      Finlay Daley lol if these Australian developers new what they were doing they would’ve made the goose a magpie

    • @biogimint2628
      @biogimint2628 4 роки тому +10

      Yes

    • @NovaTrickster
      @NovaTrickster 4 роки тому +14

      Goose: Develops a Stand. *

    • @lukedowsing9532
      @lukedowsing9532 4 роки тому +8

      Springy Hoi I got 22

    • @hellsjanitor666
      @hellsjanitor666 4 роки тому +2

      @@SpringyAnim you didn't get 22?

  • @buzzybeeboi
    @buzzybeeboi Рік тому +325

    “Can a goose ruin your life?”
    Yes.
    (*outro plays*)

    • @Muho_is_me
      @Muho_is_me Місяць тому +2

      "hello internet WELCOME TO GAME THEORY today we are taking a gander with the untitle goose game so heres the question:
      can a goose ruin your life?
      Yes.
      BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY thanks for -watching- reading"

  • @silvie626
    @silvie626 Рік тому +299

    As a Canadian I can confirm, this game is insanely accurate

    • @rosegoldgod7630
      @rosegoldgod7630 Рік тому +9

      As a Texan whos college has a residential flock of these annoying bird, i too can agree that this game is insanely accurate

    • @aistiera_chaosandmusic
      @aistiera_chaosandmusic 10 місяців тому +8

      Our geese aren't even birds, they're demons.

    • @Ikury_X
      @Ikury_X 10 місяців тому +4

      @@aistiera_chaosandmusic fr man

    • @SquiddyGod
      @SquiddyGod 10 місяців тому +3

      Gotta watch out for them cobra chickens lol

    • @silvie626
      @silvie626 10 місяців тому +3

      @@SquiddyGod make sure to listen for the demonic honks too

  • @lukasverduzco9493
    @lukasverduzco9493 2 роки тому +1309

    Everyone asks why the goose is so smart, but nobody asks why the game is untitled.

    • @Kikkatar.
      @Kikkatar. Рік тому +98

      They asked a goose to name it but it never spoke.

    • @Ch1ps_cha0s
      @Ch1ps_cha0s Рік тому +29

      the goose is untiteld so the goose game has no title

    • @mariodamian9477
      @mariodamian9477 Рік тому +19

      @@Kikkatar. think it would say *Honk*

    • @ItsMeChair1
      @ItsMeChair1 Рік тому +6

      Which one? Untitled Goose Game or the co-op title Untitled Geese Game?

    • @lukasverduzco9493
      @lukasverduzco9493 Рік тому +3

      @@thegreatchaos13 Coincidence

  • @bluu1834
    @bluu1834 4 роки тому +6201

    ok but the real question is...
    *who wrote the lists and how did the goose obtain them?*

    • @logangreen8869
      @logangreen8869 4 роки тому +468

      And how does he cross things off?

    • @gabevelasquez4640
      @gabevelasquez4640 4 роки тому +256

      The real question is: Why is Gamora?

    • @bigmanxeo
      @bigmanxeo 4 роки тому +290

      No, the true question of our time is:
      Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    • @Leila-pg5kv
      @Leila-pg5kv 4 роки тому +109

      Gabe Vela no its : When is Gamora?

    • @zaiden_2006
      @zaiden_2006 4 роки тому +73

      This is a bigger question than what is life...

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Рік тому +68

    Corvids are extremely smart. They are considered the closest animal to being sentient like humans. And they are getting smarter and more sentient every day that passes. It’s incredible and slightly terrifying.

    • @mihir_deo
      @mihir_deo 2 місяці тому

      You mean sapient. Sentient means able to feel emotions.

    • @SnowLily123
      @SnowLily123 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mihir_deo I am aware

    • @Piper_McLean345
      @Piper_McLean345 Місяць тому

      Corvids have started using anti bird spikes to build their nests and deter predators from attacking their eggs.

  • @cheezitmanGG
    @cheezitmanGG Рік тому +26

    The bird puns were fowl, it ruffled my feathers and I never quacked up once.

  • @professorxivass
    @professorxivass 3 роки тому +3896

    MatPat: I can't think of a good movie bird pun.
    Me: Fly Hard.

    • @bugsbunny5005
      @bugsbunny5005 3 роки тому +99

      That's with Goose Willis right?

    • @qeniray9105
      @qeniray9105 3 роки тому +53

      @@bugsbunny5005 Yes, where he has to infiltrate the skydraker and defeat the terrorists.

    • @Xvanity10
      @Xvanity10 2 роки тому +41

      Goose skyhonker has to destroy the duckstar

    • @mxddysneverland4043
      @mxddysneverland4043 2 роки тому +34

      @@Xvanity10 using his flightsaber

    • @beta4163
      @beta4163 2 роки тому +3

      No no nooooo

  • @suspiciouswolf933
    @suspiciouswolf933 3 роки тому +3495

    The bird puns alone were enough to ruffle my feathers

  • @genperspective399
    @genperspective399 Рік тому +26

    2:53
    Took me a minute to realize the pattern. At first thought it had to do with including an odd number vs. not, but the first part and the question of 1600 vs 1700 include ones at the beginning. After a moment, it hit me. 225 is a perfect square. I thought about it with 169 and 900, and surely enough, the #'s Frankie likes are all perfect squares, so it must be 1600 (40 squared)

    • @Acere3
      @Acere3 Рік тому +1

      I thought it had to do with the actual look of the numbers 💀 the numbers they liked had open lines and it seemed like the ones they didn't had closed lines (8, 4, etc) so I thought 1700 💀

    • @auramint
      @auramint 6 місяців тому

      Oh. I thought that it was multiples of eight so 1700.

    • @Fury2580
      @Fury2580 4 місяці тому

      took me a while too, when i figured it out i scrolled through the comments to see who else actually tried to figure it out.

    • @MatiNuva1724
      @MatiNuva1724 Місяць тому +1

      I thought it was 1700 becuse the number Frankie likes was always higher than the one He doesn't like

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert 10 місяців тому +7

    2:54 Frankie likes 1600 because he’s shown an affinity for preferring perfect square numbers, every other number can have it’s square root easily found.

  • @pd23
    @pd23 4 роки тому +1973

    Missed opportunity to say “I was sent on a wild goose chase”
    I’m disappointed

  • @elsaemuu9990
    @elsaemuu9990 3 роки тому +1578

    Matpat: a way to measure IQ is by an animals capability to problem solve
    Small object is in the middle of my hallway
    My 50lbs dog: *intense panicking*

    • @tobyfox2199
      @tobyfox2199 2 роки тому +11

      That is cool! My cat is like Tom anyway

    • @hexagonalchaos
      @hexagonalchaos 2 роки тому +33

      my dog has a strange relationship with blankets. if you put one down in a spot she likes to sit she'll get mad if you even look at it, but if you put one even a millimeter on top of her paw she'll fear for her life and act like she's drowning.

    • @kindatim1798
      @kindatim1798 2 роки тому +3

      That's cause the object was yo mama! Get Burned Elsa!!

    • @randomgayperson_Atlas
      @randomgayperson_Atlas 2 роки тому +6

      Something gets stuck on my cat's foot
      My cat: Run.
      🤦‍♀"It won't help, that's how you get hurt"

    • @iMpzExists
      @iMpzExists Рік тому +5

      we got a 50 kilo dog that cant sit on the couch if there's a sock on it

  • @nyteshade8125
    @nyteshade8125 Рік тому +10

    If you just look at the individual 4 sided polygons themselves then there are 9 total 4-sided figures, if you can combine them to make bigger squares, then there are 23 total 4-sided figures.

  • @ThatsMe123.
    @ThatsMe123. Рік тому +27

    Man, MatPat’s dad jokes have leveled up 😅

  • @UItEnthusiast
    @UItEnthusiast 4 роки тому +277

    2010 indie game of the year: Minecraft, a game where you can build your own things.
    2015 indie game of the year: Undertale, a funny and serious metafictional RPG.
    2017 indie game of the year: Cuphead, a boss fight game where the developers remortaged their house to finish the game and features hand-drawn scenes.
    2019 indie game of the year: you are a goose who is also an asshole

    • @draydra
      @draydra 4 роки тому +6

      wait, i though undertale wasnt the game of the year cus it was realise too

    • @Z3R0Steam
      @Z3R0Steam 4 роки тому +6

      casually skips 2014 and FNaF

    • @developer8737
      @developer8737 4 роки тому +1

      2009 you un-cultured swine

    • @user-fd5xz3gw1c
      @user-fd5xz3gw1c 4 роки тому +1

      Hey I think I saw this on Reddit, maybe I’m wrong

    • @chio3380
      @chio3380 4 роки тому +1

      When out of original jokes, use tumblr.
      Not that I'm complaining of course

  • @cregatumb
    @cregatumb 4 роки тому +591

    House House: makes a funny game about a goose
    MatPat: *THE GOOSE IS ACTUALLY A DUCK AND HAS A HUMAN BRAIN*

  • @lifesqa5851
    @lifesqa5851 4 місяці тому +2

    10:37 Actually not really the main point of the video but earthworms come out of the ground for food, not oxygen. Worms can actually breathe underwater for several weeks because they can absorb oxygen through their skin. (just thought I would share this interesting fact)

  • @gatchaggs2ndacount
    @gatchaggs2ndacount Рік тому +17

    This is so goose-full! I can't bawk-levit

  • @ramona7692
    @ramona7692 4 роки тому +484

    2013: Is Link Dead?
    2019: CAN A GOOSE RUIN YOUR LIFE????

    • @vqsxd
      @vqsxd 4 роки тому +4

      Ramona Downgrades

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 4 роки тому +7

      2013: pretty reasonable question
      2019: pretty weird

    • @ogslegacy7703
      @ogslegacy7703 4 роки тому +8

      Ramona he’s gone crazy actually he went mad after the 3rd fnaf theory well now we take him to a mental hospital

    • @jason4443
      @jason4443 4 роки тому +5

      @@vqsxd
      Upgrade.
      FTFY

    • @luccamalualves8261
      @luccamalualves8261 4 роки тому +3

      Fnaf broke him

  • @asavage2215
    @asavage2215 3 роки тому +387

    Me: leaves knife outside cuz I had to get some more bread
    The goose that lives outside my house: peace was never an option

  • @nutsi3
    @nutsi3 5 місяців тому +2

    2:34 1600… I know it’s correct but the way I got it is probably wrong… I got it by thinking that 1700 is too obvious because all of them are bigger

  • @yourL0calToaster
    @yourL0calToaster 10 місяців тому +2

    Me and my little brother are watching this theory because i'm a fan and my dogs name is goose when I asked him why he liked this theory he said "because the guy talking is funny" Well done matpat very well done.

  • @boot_epik
    @boot_epik 4 роки тому +581

    Human: *breathes*
    Goose: *so anyways, I started blasting*

  • @AlexPerez-tv1zg
    @AlexPerez-tv1zg 4 роки тому +350

    Me: hears puns
    Me: *Peace was never an option*

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 4 роки тому +1

      I want to like but 333 likes is a perfect number so no.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 4 роки тому +1

      Never mind it just went up anyway

  • @genperspective399
    @genperspective399 Рік тому +1

    16:00
    I count 25 four-sided figures from the diagram and 26 if you count the square it is contained in

  • @flameman1188
    @flameman1188 Рік тому +2

    15:36 So I got the answer corrected, but I just thought he didn't like the number 8 😅

  • @catgirl-gway
    @catgirl-gway 4 роки тому +366

    i haven’t watched yet, but as a canadian who has been harassed by geese, i can confirm that yes, they can ruin your life

    • @Goodbye_Erii
      @Goodbye_Erii 3 роки тому +12

      I remember at my school geese would always be pooping on our soccer field, and they ended up causing one of our soccer games to get canceled

    • @Val.Kyrie.
      @Val.Kyrie. 3 роки тому +3

      Fellow Canadian. Yes.
      My friends grandma had geese on her farm and he hated the geese. They were violent.

  • @itsadamorsmth
    @itsadamorsmth 4 роки тому +313

    People in 1983: In the future we will have flying cars
    2019: Can a goose ruin your life??

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 4 роки тому +2

      I mean...we *do* have flying cars...or at least hovering ones. They aren't very impressive though.

    • @applemunchstudios5380
      @applemunchstudios5380 4 роки тому

      @@mentaya11 I'm unsure if I should r/whoosh you, tho.

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 4 роки тому

      @@applemunchstudios5380 given that it would completely defeat the purpose of it, I wouldn't. It would imply that something went over my head, or that I missed a joke. I did not. I merely noted that we indeed do have cars that can move along off the ground, so the "people in 1983" were not entirely wrong, despite us focusing on some weird stuff. I do that a lot. Talk about jokes literally. Especially to discuss something interesting like flying cars.

  • @lifesqa5851
    @lifesqa5851 4 місяці тому +1

    15:59 There are either 4, 9, or 13 depending on how you count them

  • @JuniorCode-uq1cn
    @JuniorCode-uq1cn Рік тому +1

    MatPat wich Angry Bird bird because there is
    Red (one you showed, Most known and the logo)
    Chuck (Speed Demon)
    Bomb (Literarly a bomb)
    Terence (Tank)
    Matilda (explosive egg pooping female)
    Stela (Creates balloons, in her own game speed bouncing powers)
    Blueses (3 blue younglings that are one until they separate)
    Hall (Bumerang)
    Bubles (Inflates into a big balloon)
    And others...

  • @skipercrac
    @skipercrac 4 роки тому +724

    someone: this game doesn't have lore.
    Matpat: *agressive theory noises*

    • @fluffyflufffox1385
      @fluffyflufffox1385 4 роки тому +5

      Skiper crac
      Jacksepticeye: HJÖNK HJÖNK AM GOOSE!!!! *angry Irish noises*

    • @senorbleach8860
      @senorbleach8860 4 роки тому

      Izzy ___ oh crap I didn’t even notice lol

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 4 роки тому

      @Izzy ___ no problem pal

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 роки тому +2

      Note : Just ganna be sure i copy and past this in my note book so i don't forget the song i'm writting on :3 that face is so manly
      HELLO HELLO!
      Welcome to your first day, in the place where the food is hot and the fun brings light
      Now you saw us in the local news
      What made your thought presume this job was for you?
      WHAT WILL YOU DO?!
      Between 6pm and the the break of dawn
      The music start to glitch
      From when the sun light turn them on
      You got your cameras and your flashlight
      What more there you need?
      Just be quick
      Just be ready
      'Cus they're pretty scary
      BE very very wary as the day goes on, i maybe there at the exited
      But not for long, i pre recorded messages to keep you
      ALIVE! ..i'm not here all day..
      Cus i'm the your guide, i'm here to take care of the fear once the time end i will not be here
      Yeah i'm your guide tick tock
      These are all the time i need to bring, there not alot of time befor i trust you to survive!
      I'm your guide
      Ring Ring
      Watch the day if get too dark!
      The time has arise be careful of decision you make
      I AM THE DESK GUY!
      YES I AM.. THE DESK GUY
      HEY HEY!
      How ya doin?!
      Now the first day was fine
      But there's a deep dark warning
      For the future up ahead so divine
      Now you see the food stand is a blare
      Just keep a eye on that guy and you'll be prepared
      Now the rest of the bunch Well i'm not too sure
      Because the next thing you know
      The flesh They're outside your door, so don't forget my simple methods and just use your light
      Before they take your body and comsume you die!
      BE very very wary so preserve your only tools
      Keep the light shining bright for the final..
      SHOW!..i'm..not..here..all..day..
      Cus I'm the desk guy
      I'm here to take care and the fear once the day ends i will not be here
      Yeah i'm the desk guy
      ding ding
      These are the rules he bring, there's not a lot of time before i trust you to live!
      I'm the desk guy, time has arise to be careful of decision you make
      I am the new guy!
      YES I AM.. THE NEW GUY!
      'Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security just couldn't pick up the slack! So hello there picking up the job so just please understand this hel hole never stops so we build it up from scratch taking the crap cus we all know all the broken stuff just make you go berzerk! To ad suspension the tension in this attraction don't worry about the vents just set them on fire, from the broken down hallucinations in the past they said shove you in the fleshy wall you know the coverup story sounds kinda cute just remember now that everything's gonna be fine because your imagination thoughts are all in your mind, now before i leave i just remembered we found a new toy! a freaking robot with brains! oh what a joy! so i'll pass you reacordings of his voice see, he'll never leave you be so just listen... YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! '
      Take what you have learned and becoming the master of the survival
      Then you'll be safe when I AM NOT AROUND!
      HEY HEY
      I'M
      THE NEW
      GUY
      HEY HEY
      Cus i'm the new guy, i'm here to take care of the fear once the the day ends near i will not be here
      Yeah i'm the new guy
      ' Ring Ring '
      These are all the rules i bring, there's not alot of time before i trust you to be alive! I'm the new guy
      ' Tick Tock '
      Watch the hours on the clock! time has arise to be careful of decision you make
      I am the new guy!
      Cus I AM THE NEW GUY! hey...hey...hey...hey...
      HELLO HELLO

    • @skipercrac
      @skipercrac 4 роки тому +1

      @@mikebuston7407 bruh

  • @clayton332
    @clayton332 4 роки тому +529

    I have a dark theory the lists that the goose has and how he knows all this is from his past owner/human companion who hated his neighbors and trained the goose to terrorize them and his reward at the end was getting the bell. Now his owner passed away so the goose searches for a bell to remind him of his owner,
    Edit: Holy butts this got so many likes thanks! Also it is weird that something is still crossing off parts of the list : / so my theory might be bad

    • @nateschanneltv2225
      @nateschanneltv2225 4 роки тому +53

      What if not just the owner but the as well as the goose have been treated poorly by the neighbors, so the owner taught the goose how to torment and the goose obediently followed his tasks and commands because of the same hatred they both have for the neighbors.
      Im also guessing that the owner was a bird lover and also outcasted by the people and the goose was violently thrown into the river with the owner witnessing that happen,giving them a reason to torment the people.

    • @clayton332
      @clayton332 4 роки тому +8

      yhezha finesse yes

    • @dorothynava8851
      @dorothynava8851 4 роки тому +14

      That...is emencly sad

    • @anjailbakeer
      @anjailbakeer 4 роки тому +16

      @@dorothynava8851 yes, immensely sad.

    • @brycewayne2517
      @brycewayne2517 4 роки тому +6

      No it’s happy sad

  • @Zakkleberg
    @Zakkleberg 7 днів тому

    I unironically love puns and just 4 and a half minutes into this episode I'm smiling ear to ear

  • @7temp
    @7temp Рік тому +1

    I think it's 1600 because he likes numbers that are round in shape

  • @mr.p1759
    @mr.p1759 2 роки тому +493

    The hall of fame for the best bird games list is very small
    Flappy bird: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @pixel3152
    @pixel3152 4 роки тому +783

    Everyone: how many puns do you want in this episode?
    Mattpat: *yes*

    • @cryscer4099
      @cryscer4099 4 роки тому +5

      Nigahiga enters the chat

    • @AlmightyMiau
      @AlmightyMiau 4 роки тому

      LOL 69 likes

    • @poyo2830
      @poyo2830 4 роки тому +2

      I can’t quacking believe it!

    • @Malthizar
      @Malthizar 4 роки тому

      Maude Garrett would be proud

    • @nicholasbrown7346
      @nicholasbrown7346 4 роки тому +1

      Matpat: yes
      Scott Cawthorn: yes
      Matpat: what the heck i only said yes!
      Scott Cawthorn: i know but you need a break from FNaF
      Matpat: so?
      Scott Cawthorn: YOU WILL NEVER GET ONE
      Matpat: WHY?!
      Scott Cawthorn: yes

  • @Un.knowns
    @Un.knowns Місяць тому +1

    I thought it was 1600 for the problem at the start because all the ones before it were perfect square roots-

  • @1pet.isntenough.forme.
    @1pet.isntenough.forme. Рік тому

    2:56
    I think he would prefer 1700,as he likes bigger numbers, or because the numbers he likes have odd numbers in them, 1 and 9 for the first 9 for the second,5 for the third, 1 and 7 for the last one.

  • @garrettsmith8562
    @garrettsmith8562 4 роки тому +381

    I can't believe you went for Goose Willis when Ryan Gosling is literally right there.

  • @seansquiers6506
    @seansquiers6506 4 роки тому +270

    Fun fact: when a crow dies it's flock pretty much has a funeral in which each crow goes up to the dead crow and then flies off

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +25

      That fact is not as fun as you might think...

    • @seansquiers6506
      @seansquiers6506 4 роки тому +4

      @@tomhill3248 yeah

    • @everblue2277
      @everblue2277 4 роки тому +45

      Tom Hill, but here IS a fun fact about crows! Crows have been known to give humans they befriend names, and sometimes give them gifts in exchange for food!

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 4 роки тому +7

      @@everblue2277 That's awesome! That fact is super fun! Thank you!

    • @dabigpig_yt5965
      @dabigpig_yt5965 4 роки тому +1

      Everblue 22 epic

  • @bambisbluebell
    @bambisbluebell Рік тому +1

    With the riddle I just thought he didn't like number eight... 168 has an eight in it, 800 has an eight, 224 adds up to eight, and 1700 adds up to eight...
    So I picked 1600 and accidentally got it right

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Рік тому +1

    3:15 Ok… Who the actual frick gives a bird a WEAPON?

  • @Lincoln69420
    @Lincoln69420 4 роки тому +147

    Me: almost dies from goose at school
    Nurse: “ice pack!”

    • @finalwarrior653
      @finalwarrior653 4 роки тому +1

      Student:nurse I don't fell to good *has a missing arm
      Nurse:here have an ice pack

    • @jayplays1710
      @jayplays1710 4 роки тому +1

      Me: gets shot by a sniper
      School: walk it off!

    • @Lincoln69420
      @Lincoln69420 4 роки тому

      Thx for the likes, made my day!

  • @ohio2.056
    @ohio2.056 3 роки тому +380

    Human: peace wasn't an option?
    Goose: never has been.🦆

    • @milkywaycafe.
      @milkywaycafe. 2 роки тому +2

      Especially with Canadian geese 😰

    • @Pizza7478
      @Pizza7478 2 роки тому +1

      @@milkywaycafe. All the Canadian's Anger and Hate were stolen by the Geese. That's why the people apologize when you hit them, but the Geese want your blood like nobodies business :V

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 2 роки тому

      Never will be

  • @MarvelousTBDyt1037
    @MarvelousTBDyt1037 23 дні тому

    I guess the goose in untitled goose game is simply on another level. It even wrote a to-do list’ in cursive!!

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 8 місяців тому +1

    I was always under the impression worms reacted to the vibrations of rain rather than the presence of water, hence why some birds do that stomping thing

  • @akun50
    @akun50 4 роки тому +252

    *Sees Untitled Goose game*
    The Internet: "Ah, a bastard."
    Game Theory: "A SMART bastard. Just not as smart as Corvids, who could actually do everything in Untitled Goose Game."

  • @sarjarnesto3175
    @sarjarnesto3175 4 роки тому +257

    Tom Nook wants his bells, goose only wants to live.

  • @failguyonyt2298
    @failguyonyt2298 Рік тому +1

    ahh..
    THE PUNS!
    MAGNIFIFCENT!
    Absolutely GOOSE-ey (goofy)!

  • @cosmicrobot2318
    @cosmicrobot2318 Рік тому

    How haven't I seen this already it's been 3 years and I love chaos/puzzle games

  • @Robertganca
    @Robertganca 4 роки тому +264

    At the start of the video you should have asked: “Are geese really that smart, or is this all just a wild goose chase?”

    • @darthestar8791
      @darthestar8791 4 роки тому +2

      That would've been a *great* way to open the video! You deserve a heart! :D ❤

    • @darielfernandez4865
      @darielfernandez4865 4 роки тому +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому

      They're very smart. Like, scary smart. You wouldn't expect such a dumb-looking creature to be that clever.

    • @r.l.r.7550
      @r.l.r.7550 4 роки тому +1

      That would have been good!😸

    • @matthewzhang581
      @matthewzhang581 4 роки тому

      No. No. No, he shouldn’t. There are already too many bad jokes.

  • @Kebnekaise.
    @Kebnekaise. 3 роки тому +532

    Goose: **Manipulates people into breaking each others stuff**
    Humans: **Mistakes a soft, and feathery goose for a statue**

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah, that lady is kinda dumb. Based on the noise when you drag the duck statue, I think it's made of wood. She has to touch the bird's neck to tie the ribbon on it, how does she not feel the difference between soft feathers and smooth wood?

    • @EmberStorm36
      @EmberStorm36 3 роки тому +7

      Really speaks about our IQs.

    • @cryptidcrow282
      @cryptidcrow282 3 роки тому +10

      The goose is an evil spy made of steel, that’s why he doesn’t feel soft and his feathers don’t fall off.

    • @its_yourbedtime
      @its_yourbedtime 2 роки тому +4

      i dont think the humans in that game has eyes

    • @jtlarsen05
      @jtlarsen05 2 роки тому

      Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

  • @Creatureeee
    @Creatureeee 10 місяців тому

    As a person who lives near seattle I can confirm that everybody wears birkenstocks, (I have no idea what those are) beanies and drink La Croix, especially my cousins, though only the La Croix part

  • @NotTured
    @NotTured 4 місяці тому

    2:57 i think the answer is 1600
    as every one he likes is a number to the power of 2
    so the first one 169 which is 13*13
    the second one 900 which is 30 * 30
    the third one 225 which is 15*15
    so the answer is probably 1600 which is 40*40
    edit: oh wow it was correct

  • @juliaharvie518
    @juliaharvie518 4 роки тому +234

    Matt: "Can you believe in the wild geesee aren't afraid of people"
    Any one who has ever been chased by a goose ever "YOU DON'T SAY"

    • @Blaeyk
      @Blaeyk 4 роки тому +3

      Someone in my class is terrified of birds because he got charged by a goose

    • @Fato4Life
      @Fato4Life 4 роки тому +2

      el Dixon was the first day in the second day in the last day and the first day in a day of fishing 🎣 with my second day here i have to go to the first day in a day and a day or so after i was the first day in the world and the day after a day and the second day

    • @Blaeyk
      @Blaeyk 4 роки тому

      Fatima Shams yes day

    • @joshuajobi1456
      @joshuajobi1456 4 роки тому +1

      underestimated goose: peace was never an option

    • @nelly7202
      @nelly7202 4 роки тому

      Geese are scary

  • @tempest6027
    @tempest6027 4 роки тому +311

    *"Can a goose destroy your life"* is the most accurate title for this untitled game about a goose

    • @jonaswilson2803
      @jonaswilson2803 4 роки тому +4

      Y E S

    • @drakev.t2866
      @drakev.t2866 4 роки тому +1

      1,700

    • @packrunnabski
      @packrunnabski 4 роки тому +2

      Hönk had options no to peace have not

    • @zephyrash
      @zephyrash 4 роки тому

      Actually, a more fitting title would be "A goose *can* destroy your life"

  • @nyx_291
    @nyx_291 10 місяців тому +1

    We never new we needed the goose rap, and now we need a full f version of it😂

  • @levistar53173
    @levistar53173 Місяць тому

    Matpat: This Should Be The Bird Hall Of Fame
    Chica And Flappy Bird: Are We Both A Joke To You

  • @lonelyones
    @lonelyones 4 роки тому +463

    Random person: So how much do you love Matpat's theories?
    Me: Enough to sit through like 10 more bird puns than are acceptable.

    • @anjailbakeer
      @anjailbakeer 4 роки тому +4

      This is my favorite comment.

    • @kyran195
      @kyran195 4 роки тому +4

      i love him that ill stay thro 5000 bad puns

    • @gghhfgghhfy2320
      @gghhfgghhfy2320 4 роки тому +3

      pun for armegedon and die hard: Armagooson Goose Hard

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 4 роки тому

      You sat through 11000

  • @bradybazzo1802
    @bradybazzo1802 4 роки тому +188

    Nobody:
    Matpat: "can a goose ruin your life?:
    Me born and raised in Canada: "yes they can"

  • @CrowJustin
    @CrowJustin Рік тому

    2:37 I believe he likes 1700 because he seems to like non-leap year numbers (ie all numbers that aren’t multiples of 4 as well as multiples of 100 that aren’t 400)

  • @Its_hannah_13
    @Its_hannah_13 Місяць тому

    As a Person from Seattle I can confirm, we do wear Birkenstocks, beanies, and drink Lacroy all day

  • @thedude8932
    @thedude8932 4 роки тому +315

    *Human does nothing*
    Goose: as long as theres humans on earth there will never be true peace

    • @DepressedToasterBathTM
      @DepressedToasterBathTM 4 роки тому +8

      Peace’s was never an option

    • @justinbayless8284
      @justinbayless8284 4 роки тому +2

      Humans are hunting them, reducing their habitats, polluting their food, water, and air supply, among a ton of other things. Saying a human did nothing is a serious understatement

    • @nightingalelikeart3772
      @nightingalelikeart3772 4 роки тому +1

      Justin Bayless dude chill it was a joke. you don’t need to go all social justice warrior on them.

    • @justinbayless8284
      @justinbayless8284 4 роки тому

      Nightingalelikeart 3 Well, in my defense. I don’t know what we’re talking about.

    • @nightingalelikeart3772
      @nightingalelikeart3772 4 роки тому +1

      Justin Bayless the joke was that the goose is so aggressive towards the people in the game who didn’t do anything wrong. I was just trying to point out that It did not need to be as serious as you made it. They weren’t trying to say that in reality hunting and pollution aren’t issues or anything they were just making a joke.

  • @hoeist1729
    @hoeist1729 4 роки тому +706

    Well actually, birds are government drones so they have a lot of intelligence

    • @TheOneEyedScholar-Official
      @TheOneEyedScholar-Official 4 роки тому +29

      HOW DID U KNOW

    • @BS-co7xo
      @BS-co7xo 4 роки тому +27

      And just like that, Slightly Sarcastic was never seen again

    • @barkfish6853
      @barkfish6853 4 роки тому +12

      Military Intelligence...Still two words that dont make sense.
      Name it ..

    • @mocapans
      @mocapans 4 роки тому +1

      Have a 69th like

    • @minorisgirl
      @minorisgirl 4 роки тому +3

      Slightly Sarcastic ngl I was expecting a fight gonna go down so-

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 Рік тому +1

    1:15 I can’t believe he forgot about Flappy Bird… The gall of this man. >:(

  • @guactheguacyistofallguacyd6250
    @guactheguacyistofallguacyd6250 9 днів тому

    1600: perfect squares
    Me too, Frankie…me too

  • @ReaRea17
    @ReaRea17 4 роки тому +202

    *Matpat making geese jokes*
    *mentions gold*
    Me: surely
    *matpat not making a golden goose joke*
    Me: DisaPPPOOOIIIINNNNTTTEEEEDDDD

  • @justiceforsteven8183
    @justiceforsteven8183 4 роки тому +162

    There’s a goose who sits in the middle of the road near where I live to let his family across we call him gandalf as he won’t let anyone pass

  • @EpicCakeHunter
    @EpicCakeHunter Рік тому

    there are 2 ways that the IQ question could be viewed. 1st - he likes squares so the answer would be 1600. or 2nd - he doesn't like the number 8 and anything divisible by it therefor the answer would be 1700

  • @lillycurtis3044
    @lillycurtis3044 4 місяці тому

    i got the right answer for the number game, but i got to it through the incorporation of the number 8 and thinking that he hated the number 8, so he wouldn’t like 1700 because the sum of each digit is 8

  • @lozeldatkm
    @lozeldatkm 4 роки тому +281

    "Corvids have a unique ability to understand cause and effect."
    Don't you mean... CAWS and effect?
    Come on MatPat, if you're going to litter your show with bad bird puns at least don't miss the easy ones. This is why you're never going to win any writing awards!

  • @MicCheckMemoirs
    @MicCheckMemoirs 4 роки тому +176

    *Human doing human things*
    Goose: so you have decided death

  • @ss5gogetunks
    @ss5gogetunks Рік тому

    I once watched a crow unzip someone's lunchbag, pull out their sandwich, carry it to a tree and then open the Ziploc bag before eating it

  • @hermionestrydom9808
    @hermionestrydom9808 Рік тому

    16 squares, also in fun fact: in France, they have taught ravens to pick up trash and put it in the bins

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 4 роки тому +265

    Matpat: "Geese can tell which human aren't hunters and not a threat to them."
    Me: "So THAT'S why I saw so many hanging out at the college campus."

    • @cchuuyarx1793
      @cchuuyarx1793 4 роки тому +1

      Geese go to kAlLeGe to get mor KnAwLeDgE

    • @Seraphyyx
      @Seraphyyx 4 роки тому +1

      So THAT'S why my grandfather's house always have have a lot hanging and chilling out there

    • @Seraphyyx
      @Seraphyyx 4 роки тому

      @@cchuuyarx1793 ahh yes my bud

  • @mydnyte_sky4976
    @mydnyte_sky4976 4 роки тому +1009

    Human: *does nothing*
    Goose: So you have chosen *death*
    Edit: So, many people said that I stole this, and no, I didn’t. I didn’t know there was another comment like mine and I’m sorry. It’s just that when I saw the video I felt like commenting this

  • @eatyourlo4fs
    @eatyourlo4fs Рік тому

    acully did you know that crows will remember faces and if you kill a crow infront of another 1, when you come in the location of that crow it will dive bomb you. And crows also host funerals for eachother

  • @jackbarnicle9191
    @jackbarnicle9191 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m gonna miss the dad puns happy retirement

  • @bluenote344
    @bluenote344 4 роки тому +389

    Game theory:I'm gonna break down this game!
    Developer:I just made the game cause I thought it would be funny

  • @TurtleneckToby
    @TurtleneckToby 4 роки тому +251

    You’ve heard of Goose Willis, now get ready for...
    Tom Honks

  • @GeorgeWiedenmann
    @GeorgeWiedenmann 10 місяців тому +1

    I believe that there are 9 4-sided shaps In the final question of the video

  • @scrapykatofficial
    @scrapykatofficial 7 місяців тому

    15:48 I had to randomly guess to figure it out, glad to know that's how I'll get through life

  • @silverbackwrites
    @silverbackwrites 4 роки тому +253

    "Why would birds do that? Why would they just attack?"
    Because Alfred Hitchcock asked them to.

    • @OtubUser
      @OtubUser 4 роки тому +5

      Omg lol ❤🧡💛💚💙💜♠️🇳🇴🐺

    • @violawagner8796
      @violawagner8796 4 роки тому

      1700

    • @thelandpiranha4108
      @thelandpiranha4108 4 роки тому +2

      @Fandom Is Awesome, Ah I see you are a man of high culture as well

    • @JoshLefelhocz
      @JoshLefelhocz 4 роки тому

      @@thelandpiranha4108 Agreed, heard of The Birds. Scary, and could theoretically (pun intended) happen.

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 4 роки тому

      Fandom Is Awesome oop

  • @robotizedcyborg7788
    @robotizedcyborg7788 4 роки тому +218

    Summary:
    Is Goose big brain or smol brain enough to commit "Peaceful" Genocide

  • @tailsplayer1750
    @tailsplayer1750 Рік тому +1

    I chose 1700 because I thought he only likes odd numbers. But I guess I was wrong.

  • @lordofbacon
    @lordofbacon 2 місяці тому

    Mat Pat, your puns give me g-o-o-s-e bumps.

  • @emmalenaofield8202
    @emmalenaofield8202 4 роки тому +184

    "can a goose destroy your life?" ~ game theorists
    "yes, yes it can" ~ me speaking from past experiences

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro 4 роки тому +8

      I was chased into a lake and nearly drowned by a flock of geese when I was 4.
      Yes

    • @exan6970
      @exan6970 4 роки тому +3

      @@Lectrikfro When you have a standoff with a goose... you surrender

    • @diegoosores704
      @diegoosores704 4 роки тому +1

      Dude,
      Are you ok?

    • @ChemicalTourniquette
      @ChemicalTourniquette 4 роки тому

      This is oddly specific. Yeah are you ok?^^

  • @choubakaofParis
    @choubakaofParis 4 роки тому +129

    fun fact : Did you know that crow were actualy ban from scientific test with other birds ? They were teaching other species of birds how to solve the problems given by the scientists... :)

    • @allaneaton37
      @allaneaton37 4 роки тому +4

      Marion Patin The more you know!

  • @wyattstevens8574
    @wyattstevens8574 3 місяці тому

    In the "Frankie likes" scenario, I'd say 1600:
    169= 13²
    900= 30²
    225= 15²
    And: 1600= 40²

  • @bubbles2893
    @bubbles2893 Рік тому

    2:56
    I think 1700
    The difference between all the numbers is a 1, or 100 difference, Frankie doesn’t like smaller numbers than the one he chosen. (169>168)
    And so on. 1600 is less than 1700.
    So I’m guessing 1700

  • @sakurakitsunestar
    @sakurakitsunestar 4 роки тому +111

    One of my favorite examples of corvids problem solving is that Japanese ravens love chestnuts but can’t open them with their beaks so they have adapted to put the nuts in crosswalks they actually have learned traffic light patterns and use them to get the cars to run over the nuts

    • @Thikachu
      @Thikachu 3 роки тому +2

      ... you mean covid saitans right?

    • @taketheriddlepill4975
      @taketheriddlepill4975 3 роки тому +5

      ThikachuGaming corvid is a type of bird category, like ravens and crows.

  • @Plism123
    @Plism123 4 роки тому +343

    Matpat: Can a goose destroy your life?
    Me: Ha!! Joke on you, you can’t destroy what already destroyed.

  • @KingsBard
    @KingsBard Рік тому +1

    17-19 four sided shapes

  • @stellarisnerd8787
    @stellarisnerd8787 Місяць тому

    A bird hall of famer: the avian species in stellaris.

  • @NeilShavit
    @NeilShavit 2 роки тому +805

    I'm just saying, the "Angry Bird Bird" is canonacly called "Red".

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 2 роки тому +8

      that's like being called mr.brown

    • @soumyadileep6214
      @soumyadileep6214 2 роки тому +37

      Yes and the others are called chuck, bomb, bubbles, Matilda, Terrance and the mighty eagle. Note they’re are too many to say these are the og

    • @superwolfpup
      @superwolfpup 2 роки тому +25

      I just love the fact that Angry Birds has a canon.
      Where's that deep-dive lore, MatPat? We're waiting…

    • @shadowoffob555
      @shadowoffob555 2 роки тому +4

      @@superwolfpup the movies..

    • @NeilShavit
      @NeilShavit 2 роки тому +5

      @@soumyadileep6214 Yes, but the one Mat was probably talking was Red, cuz he is the most fameous of all, and the one that was on the screen when Mat talked about him.

  • @barkfish6853
    @barkfish6853 4 роки тому +373

    Totally chose 1700 thinking he just liked larger numbers.

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 роки тому +16

      Same

    • @shavendeer1126
      @shavendeer1126 4 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @graces.4209
      @graces.4209 4 роки тому +6

      I thought that too! But then I paused the video cuz i was confused and knew why he liked the numbers because my math teacher is subjecting me to torture

    • @jessiwats27
      @jessiwats27 4 роки тому +1

      BarkFish me too

    • @BijouluvsJewels1234
      @BijouluvsJewels1234 4 роки тому +1

      😩

  • @Zecton-Jay
    @Zecton-Jay 10 місяців тому

    Mat is so talented at making unfunny jokes like his jokes are so unfunny that you can't laugh at any of them even if you u want to

  • @turtlelover3337
    @turtlelover3337 Рік тому +1

    Short version: yes
    Long version: