Game Theory: Can Chicken Nuggets SAVE YOUR LIFE?! | Kindergarten

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  • @GameTheory
    @GameTheory  7 років тому +11062

    For all you fans of Kindergarten, who was your favorite character?
    Our choices...
    Me: Nugget
    Steph: Applegate
    Jason: Principal
    Chris: Lily

  • @KotaSlim25
    @KotaSlim25 2 роки тому +572

    I love the fact that this is pretty much the first ever Food Theory video long before that channel was created. It still holds up even this many years later.

  • @hannaa222
    @hannaa222 4 роки тому +7837

    This video is Nugget Approved and Nugget wishes for more Nugget theory.

  • @bloxcarter
    @bloxcarter 2 роки тому +925

    "This is the pile of nuggets that broke my fall. Some theorize that it should be larger, but apparently it's fine"
    -Kindergarten 2, interacting with the Nugget Cave's pile of nuggets.

  • @sharky977
    @sharky977 3 роки тому +2739

    It's weird to hear Nugget talk to us because Steph does the voice-over of Nugget so well that it seems like his actual, canon voice.

    • @Ava_key_
      @Ava_key_ 3 роки тому +46

      WOAHHHH YOURE RIGHT

    • @Ava_key_
      @Ava_key_ 3 роки тому +76

      HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT THAT WAS STEPHHH

    • @Lo0ny_T0ons
      @Lo0ny_T0ons 3 роки тому +89

      I refuse to have someone overthrow Jack.
      But damn steph is so good I gotta give it to her

    • @TwinDragonsLeader
      @TwinDragonsLeader 3 роки тому +10

      Look at captainsauce voice for nugget

    • @cemttrou2246
      @cemttrou2246 3 роки тому +7

      I completely agree

  • @nuggetthekindergartner6584
    @nuggetthekindergartner6584 7 років тому +11211

    Senpai noticed Nugget
    Nugget pleased

    • @tfpsmokescreen7324
      @tfpsmokescreen7324 7 років тому +345

      Nugget the Kindergartner Nugget could you pls tell all of us where your "kindergarten" is located????

    • @theearthninja1888
      @theearthninja1888 7 років тому +179

      Nugget the Kindergartner yeah I am sure that a lot of parents would like to know

    • @AnEverydayGamer
      @AnEverydayGamer 7 років тому +125

      kindergarden city kindergarden on 123 kindergarden st.

    • @pooooopppyyyyfarttt
      @pooooopppyyyyfarttt 7 років тому +61

      Oh, your pretending to be Nugget the Kindergartner too?

    • @Heyheyheyheyhey13
      @Heyheyheyheyhey13 7 років тому +38

      Nugget the Kindergartner nugget found nugget nugget 2 pleased

  • @fyre_hazaard6083
    @fyre_hazaard6083 4 роки тому +941

    "Its not the fall that kills you, its the suddwn stop"
    Unless you're a squirrel, which can survive hitting the ground at terminal velocity. In order for the squirrel to die, it would have to fall from 4800 miles in the air, giving it enough time to strave to death.
    So the fall kills squirrels, nit the impact.

    • @kartikiyer3067
      @kartikiyer3067 4 роки тому +68

      I'm not going to question how you found out that squirrels can survive upto a little less than 4800 mile high falls...

    • @cringyhuman3210
      @cringyhuman3210 4 роки тому +20

      That’s complicated

    • @acringybananaman3829
      @acringybananaman3829 4 роки тому +27

      So it is the lack of food that kills the squire that is going 4800 miles not the impact and not the fall

    • @fyre_hazaard6083
      @fyre_hazaard6083 4 роки тому +10

      @@acringybananaman3829 yep. Because the squirrel can survive hitting the ground at terminal velocity

    • @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750
      @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 4 роки тому +36

      I feel I must add if you can just drop a squirrel 150 miles above ground and it'll die. Because it'll be in space.

  • @morshulinton4112
    @morshulinton4112 2 роки тому +28

    0:58 I love the fact there actually WAS a FNAF theory 2 episodes after this one.

  • @jupiterstevens-hill7331
    @jupiterstevens-hill7331 7 років тому +5572

    Wait.............
    How do we know his nuggets are made of chicken?

    • @sephirothrikusora
      @sephirothrikusora 7 років тому +631

      This guys is asking the real question here o.o
      We know this game is messed up, with biscuits made of dog.

    • @juanbalmaceda5098
      @juanbalmaceda5098 7 років тому +399

      wow...he is actually right... how we do know his "nuggets" are "nuggets"?
      ...
      maybe it's best to never know...right?

    • @TheBdog100
      @TheBdog100 7 років тому +145

      Midnight Fox452 If you present it at show and tell the teacher says it's a chicken nugget. That's not really proof but honestly what other kind of nugget do people eat.

    • @bell_knight
      @bell_knight 7 років тому +237

      I KNOW! He said in the game, they're made of F R I E N D S H I P

    • @tommcdank4262
      @tommcdank4262 7 років тому +16

      Midnight Fox452 ini

  • @kimd2952
    @kimd2952 5 років тому +1544

    Matpat: 340,800,000 chicken nuggets!
    Me:
    We're having Dinner tonight BOIS!

  • @nugget3659
    @nugget3659 4 роки тому +1680

    Me: *hits subscribe and the bell*
    Nugget: impressive! Perhaps you are worthy of Nugget’s friendship!
    Me: I’ll be the judge of that...

    • @brandymunz2835
      @brandymunz2835 4 роки тому +40

      But you are nugget

    • @yachelovek8872
      @yachelovek8872 4 роки тому +14

      Nugget, I have some nuggets for Nugget cave

    • @nekoaj1841
      @nekoaj1841 4 роки тому +11

      Hey nugget I'm going to steal all your nuggets!!!!!!

    • @koarakuma5420
      @koarakuma5420 4 роки тому +6

      There’s another nugget

    • @prestongarvey7876
      @prestongarvey7876 4 роки тому +7

      Nugget has an out of body experience 2020 colorized

  • @tobygreen6661
    @tobygreen6661 5 років тому +677

    All I imagine after this video is
    How greasy you’ll be after landing on these nugs

    • @thisisanameiminpain1156
      @thisisanameiminpain1156 5 років тому +8

      I would like your comment but it’s at 69

    • @shazlan78
      @shazlan78 5 років тому +3

      Your question is really really good

    • @megaguy-pp9kc
      @megaguy-pp9kc 5 років тому +5

      Did you just call them "nugs"? Shame.

    • @stevetate9351
      @stevetate9351 5 років тому +2

      Toby Green so greasy you slide down the nugs like melting butter on a hot pan

    • @mixitup6805
      @mixitup6805 5 років тому

      the only thing I can imagine about this is how many times I have to retake that opening with Stephanie saying it without mat crack up.

  • @scottys_trash7096
    @scottys_trash7096 3 роки тому +506

    POV: matpat foreshadows food theory years before it’s ready

  • @aj8719
    @aj8719 7 років тому +353

    300 BC - "Why do we want to be a good person?"
    1100 - "Why do we desire the truth?"
    1700 - "Why do objects fall to Earth?"
    2017 - "Can chicken nuggets save your life?"

    • @yumaonion1408
      @yumaonion1408 7 років тому

      AJ Gaming Channel lol

    • @JamUsagi
      @JamUsagi 7 років тому +15

      2088 - What's happening outside right now I haven't left my home in 28 years

    • @meezy6245
      @meezy6245 7 років тому +10

      AJ Gaming Channel shows how smart we have gotten. we went from asking the most trivial of questions to disecting the human brain with question even gods would have to ask

    • @midnightdragon67
      @midnightdragon67 7 років тому

      AJ Gaming Channel yep

    • @RicoMarcoMiku
      @RicoMarcoMiku 7 років тому

      AJ Gaming Channel haha I'm gonna steal this

  • @stephenwilford8149
    @stephenwilford8149 2 роки тому +35

    MatPat: Wonder how they found out the survivability chance of a child getting chucked off a building.
    Experimenter: *Nervous laughter*

  • @icemagiciangh
    @icemagiciangh 6 років тому +437

    Nugget can manage that. Nugget controls all fast food chains’ nugget supply. Nugget knows *all*

    • @alrakiaserpent
      @alrakiaserpent 6 років тому

      Gallifreyan_Hunter i have Never Known there were Dragons on Gallifrey

    • @metrafish
      @metrafish 6 років тому +3

      Nugget IS the illuminati!

    • @stevetate9351
      @stevetate9351 6 років тому

      DonutCutie you mean isn’t

    • @stevetate9351
      @stevetate9351 6 років тому

      DonutCutie people who still use that meme are

    • @jamesgranger2126
      @jamesgranger2126 6 років тому

      Nugget knows all

  • @Utopia_2489
    @Utopia_2489 5 років тому +234

    I like how this was actually acknowledged in Kindergarten 2

    • @tbagent8615
      @tbagent8615 5 років тому

      Apostle Of Edgecult how

    • @blackshadow7354
      @blackshadow7354 5 років тому +19

      Go in the nugget cave and check out the nuggets
      It says how people THEORIZE that the pile of nuggets should be larger

    • @duperfg2382
      @duperfg2382 5 років тому +3

      In kindergarten 2

  • @nuggetillustrations383
    @nuggetillustrations383 5 років тому +622

    Some theorize that the nugget mountain should be bigger
    Apparently it’s fine

    • @witherwick4273
      @witherwick4273 5 років тому +11

      I was waiting to see this comment. Good job nugget.👍 You got to game Theory. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @taylorxtv8578
      @taylorxtv8578 5 років тому +5

      EEEYYYYYYYY

    • @Nugget-ih1pu
      @Nugget-ih1pu 5 років тому +9

      Nugget is happy

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 5 років тому +5

      Well it is in an Alternate Universe so maybe gravity is lighter there!

    • @TetyLike3
      @TetyLike3 5 років тому +2

      Sir you may have to go to the infirmary

  • @v-girl5393
    @v-girl5393 Рік тому +102

    It’s five years after this video, 2022 December 7th. To this day no other channel has been able to replace nugget theories spot. Game theory took the top left, Film theory took the top right, and Food theory is on the bottom left. Nugget has taken over the bottom right section, the fourth section of the food theory.

    • @RealCryptoTest
      @RealCryptoTest Рік тому +4

      And this post is a relic of a bygone era… two weeks before the announcement of MatPat selling the property and announcing a fourth channel will be coming… lmao

    • @dolar_setny
      @dolar_setny Рік тому +1

      There was also space theory from space with markiplayer

    • @r0cky794
      @r0cky794 Рік тому +1

      Omg I just realized Food Theory and Nugget are the same color.

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Рік тому +3

      Ironic you posted this like 2 months before he unveiled style theory

    • @anniethingandeverything
      @anniethingandeverything Рік тому

      crazy 2 months 😭

  • @jpage2534
    @jpage2534 5 років тому +155

    Imagine waltzing into your recording closet for work,then you find out that a smol child broke in and started recording a video

  • @scorbun1066
    @scorbun1066 4 роки тому +1039

    ME: "AND THATS JUST A THEORY! A FOO-"
    MATPAT: "GAME THEORY"
    me: "wait what-"

  • @guyontheinternet5815
    @guyontheinternet5815 5 років тому +2268

    Game Theroey: Can Chicken Nuggets Save Your Life?
    Me: The REAL Question Is:
    *How Do You Get Out of The Nugget Cave?*

    • @markfriese5970
      @markfriese5970 5 років тому +75

      I questioned that too.

    • @GamingWithCalvin1
      @GamingWithCalvin1 5 років тому +97

      yeah I think he has weird magic that let him and friends survive that fall with only 100 nuggets, get him and his friend OUT of the cave, dig a 10 story deep cave with a normal shovel in just a few scoops, and survive having his arm missing without being patched up or cotorized for a whole day. This is why he and only he can wield the monstermon cards

    • @eldindudic8895
      @eldindudic8895 5 років тому +34

      Easy, you just get YEETED by nugget himself, how he get himself out is by his sleep paralysis demon, who helps him plan how to defeat every child (except yourself) in the school he is in, then the sleep paralysis demon just turns himself into a catapult, then just yeets nugget with nugget armor to get back up to earth’s surface, and now the world still revolves with a hole that fits a a couple of whales (with water) in it! The more you know (with a loooong text I typed in about 6 minutes)!

    • @gkdunch
      @gkdunch 5 років тому +19

      easy, use the nuggets like a trampoline, just jump out 😂

    • @Alltheprayers
      @Alltheprayers 5 років тому +7

      Ez.

  • @jonaut5705
    @jonaut5705 2 роки тому +46

    You forgot, when chicken nuggets are squished a bit, they break apart, allowing for the ones underneath them to absorb your fall too. The breaking of the nuggets will also provide some more cushioning. It will make it less permanent, but it might be able to absorb your fall.

  • @jessicaesui2012
    @jessicaesui2012 4 роки тому +763

    The Nugget voice in incredible.

    • @vasco35
      @vasco35 4 роки тому +6

      I prefer random encounter’s voice

    • @bowu6052
      @bowu6052 4 роки тому +3

      Vasco true

    • @adlirez
      @adlirez 4 роки тому +23

      ...... That’s Steph, I think.....

    • @TheCraftingJedi
      @TheCraftingJedi 4 роки тому +7

      #StephPat

    • @cassburnham6890
      @cassburnham6890 4 роки тому +28

      Jacksepticeye’s version makes me laugh to

  • @karakay7536
    @karakay7536 7 років тому +191

    People thinking this theory was boring. I'm just here like "This is the classic Game Theory topic." I mean, MatPat once calculated how much a Golden Banzai Bill in Mario costs. People just got used to the grand theories he comes up with when FNAF came out. No hate for FNAF but it's sad to see people disregard this theory. It was awesome and I loved Steph's Nugget voice.

    • @anonanon3738
      @anonanon3738 7 років тому +2

      I sooooo agree with this comment

    • @fleischidambach
      @fleischidambach 7 років тому +1

      Yes, you are absolutely right: this theory is not boring. This is more like some other principally interesting theories (like with the moon from one Zelda game to name another example), where he makes very obvious mistakes and simplifications he is either not seeing (like with the theory about "for honor" about the fighter classes) or ignoring and hoping that most people won't see them (example: he calculates the falling height into the pit with the formula for the free fall - ignoring that it is not a free fall which he should have mentioned at least - if he did that consciously).
      Still this doesn't mean that ideas like this are at least fun to watch :-)

    • @thomasgass1053
      @thomasgass1053 7 років тому

      LeisAnime I agree to disagree about the nugget voice, splatts is much better

    • @dyllanrodriguez2828
      @dyllanrodriguez2828 7 років тому +2

      LeisAnime i love this one. I also like how people are calling this boring when every other video is just the comments saying he's wrong 😒. Gotta love the assholes of the internet

  • @Mystery_Cipher707
    @Mystery_Cipher707 2 роки тому +9

    I was playing P.L.A and my game was playing Palina’s Theme and I legitimately thought of learning how to sync up and change the pitch of songs and voices to try and sync up Matpat’s voice with the song to make it seem like he was singing his theory in the tune of Palina’s Theme, lol love you Mat!!!

  • @_BCKT
    @_BCKT 5 років тому +350

    My friend texts me to ask what I'm doing:
    Me: I'm watching a video of how to survive a fall of ten stories with chicken nuggets.
    My friend: wut.
    Me: Game Theories
    My friend: oh ok

    • @kingkalico
      @kingkalico 2 місяці тому

      bro said this before the pandemic

  • @assailant8722
    @assailant8722 4 роки тому +498

    “Don’t ever call it nugs”
    Me and my college roommates having entire conversations about what to have for dinner by repeating “nugs” in a circle: Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way.

    • @chompybot23
      @chompybot23 3 роки тому +4

      but what if its nuggies and gogies night

    • @Mr.Capitalism
      @Mr.Capitalism 3 роки тому +1

      Me speaking to a cool guy: Do U lOvE nUgS?

    • @zeldasword3359
      @zeldasword3359 2 роки тому +2

      I LIKE NUGS

    • @Lia-td17
      @Lia-td17 2 роки тому +1

      There was a minigame i played as a child that had you catch falling nuggets and i kept repeating "catchin' these nug + gers" as a substitute for nuggets and my sister said it closely resembles the nword so i had to stop

    • @vrimb1
      @vrimb1 2 роки тому

      @@Lia-td17 nugger my nuggets

  • @xdhiekka
    @xdhiekka 7 років тому +1586

    Vegans hate him!! This kindergartener survived a fall with this one simple trick!!!

    • @APG-bz4ol
      @APG-bz4ol 7 років тому +12

      Callum Christie ur comment deserves more likes lol

    • @flutterbutterboo3346
      @flutterbutterboo3346 7 років тому +7

      omg lol

    • @sambaker734
      @sambaker734 7 років тому +17

      Callum Christie - you didn't have to comment, but you did but you did but you did. And I thank you

    • @este5684
      @este5684 7 років тому +6

      lmao omg

    • @epearson73
      @epearson73 7 років тому +2

      Callum Christie I

  • @Cobalt8138
    @Cobalt8138 2 роки тому +7

    I love how Stephanie does the Nugget voice .

  • @bloomishere3095
    @bloomishere3095 5 років тому +592

    News: Man hospitalized after eating 413 chicken nuggets.
    Nugget: a small price for salvation....

    • @sandralee7757
      @sandralee7757 5 років тому +19

      so the limit is 412

    • @bloomishere3095
      @bloomishere3095 5 років тому +17

      There is no limit! Nugget believes the man wasn’t ready for that kind of loyalty. But THE NUGGET will never stop. Nugget will eat all of the nuggets! Till there are no more nuggets......... nugget must return to his nugget cave. **slowly fades away**

    • @moonthehuman
      @moonthehuman 4 роки тому

      Nugget So you’re nuggetarian ?

    • @thisisadeadaccount8414
      @thisisadeadaccount8414 4 роки тому

      N U G G E T

    • @qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv-c2b
      @qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv-c2b 4 роки тому

      412

  • @jacobromero4120
    @jacobromero4120 7 років тому +111

    at first i thought the question was how does he fit the nuggets in his pocket

    • @leobartel4809
      @leobartel4809 7 років тому +3

      prolly the same way that link fits about 10 (relatively) large things in his pockets at once

  • @oliviaprice2637
    @oliviaprice2637 6 років тому +280

    I live for steph's nugget voice

    • @kyra1315
      @kyra1315 6 років тому +2

      Knew it was her

    • @DebatableSnowman
      @DebatableSnowman 6 років тому +4

      I like Jacksepticeyes better

    • @aisha4732
      @aisha4732 6 років тому +1

      Nugget awayy!!

    • @Showtunediva
      @Showtunediva 2 роки тому

      I would buy merch that says Nugget Away on it!

  • @nin1ch0
    @nin1ch0 10 місяців тому +9

    rewatching my fav video of his in honor of his departure !

  • @CHADRYLENDMVP
    @CHADRYLENDMVP 4 роки тому +975

    Little did he know that in 2020 he made a new channel called food theory.

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 4 роки тому +16

      I was just wondering if he moved this video to the other channel.

    • @randomgeeza3840
      @randomgeeza3840 4 роки тому +3

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @cringeymemes6333
      @cringeymemes6333 4 роки тому +11

      I bet you you next thing is gonna be music theory where he explains the backstory of a music video

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 4 роки тому +8

      @@cringeymemes6333 that would made a awful lot of sense. Too much for MatPat.

    • @cringeymemes6333
      @cringeymemes6333 4 роки тому +4

      Cavare Envius FACTS

  • @juniperberries1553
    @juniperberries1553 7 років тому +417

    I love stephs nugget voice 😂😂

    • @BlackLotusFlame
      @BlackLotusFlame 7 років тому +15

      Sylvie Pup I knew it was her, checked the comments to confirm. Thank you!

    • @shria_
      @shria_ 7 років тому +2

      Ikr XDD

    • @Anpanren
      @Anpanren 7 років тому +1

      Sylvie Pup yaaaaaaaaass

    • @bart2607
      @bart2607 6 років тому +1

      Sylvie Pup hi

    • @DOGMANCOMIX
      @DOGMANCOMIX 6 років тому +2

      I agree to always agree with you

  • @cwayzegen7069
    @cwayzegen7069 7 років тому +174

    "Nugget will not forget this, Nugget AWAY!!!!!"

    • @bisine
      @bisine 7 років тому +3

      Mar Chuleta I've replayed that intro SOOOO many times lol

    • @Yobasosia
      @Yobasosia 6 років тому +2

      OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO AMAZING!!! YOU QUOTED THE VIDEO!! YOU NEED A GRAMMY!!!!!!

    • @inkedexistence2715
      @inkedexistence2715 6 років тому

      Mar Chuleta dats too funny

  • @BluebellDewdrop
    @BluebellDewdrop 9 місяців тому +6

    “Nugget will not forget this. Nugget awaAaAaAaAaAy”

  • @nuggetkindergarden5754
    @nuggetkindergarden5754 3 роки тому +2023

    Nugget takes his Nuggets of friendship back and bans you from the Nugget cave.

  • @itsnoel8544
    @itsnoel8544 7 років тому +73

    For a second, my dumb self thought this was about how chicken nuggets were good for me and I almost cried tears of joy.

    • @XImaPlayerX
      @XImaPlayerX 7 років тому +2

      Me too

    • @wildefice1
      @wildefice1 7 років тому

      yeah :'( that was a misleading title if I ever saw one ... oh well back to my double cheese burger with cheese fried egg and chicken nuggets between 2 krispe crème glazed doughnuts *nom nom nom*

  • @eathanwinters7737
    @eathanwinters7737 5 років тому +486

    When nugget said "Nugget will never forget this. Nugget AWAY!!" I died laughing

  • @esalome7329
    @esalome7329 Рік тому +6

    Steph doing Nugget is so priceless haha!!!

  • @jackiehouse529
    @jackiehouse529 7 років тому +2754

    I just spent 16 minutes if my life listening to physics about chicken nuggets

  • @spghettindes681
    @spghettindes681 5 років тому +122

    “Just like you learned in eighth grade science.” Sure, cause I was totally awake during that class...

    • @maiblox4953
      @maiblox4953 5 років тому +4

      OynixGames I would be surprised if someone was

    • @gytuj6722
      @gytuj6722 5 років тому +1

      I already know that tho and I'm not even in 7th grade yet.

    • @Albino_Spider
      @Albino_Spider 5 років тому

      I learned that in 9th grade

    • @SineCleff-88
      @SineCleff-88 5 років тому

      am i legit the only one that doesnt fall asleep?

    • @SineCleff-88
      @SineCleff-88 5 років тому

      ok, maybe during math...

  • @trinityjoseph5129
    @trinityjoseph5129 7 років тому +1343

    omg steph doing nuggets voice is amazing😂

    • @castleoffiction96
      @castleoffiction96 7 років тому +81

      She could probably do pro voice acting, honestly

    • @_soups
      @_soups 7 років тому +26

      So nobody else wanted to shoot themselves while listening to that.

    • @salutedaboot7734
      @salutedaboot7734 7 років тому +35

      Trinity Joseph i like jacksepticeye's better

    • @BigT.Larrity
      @BigT.Larrity 7 років тому +2

      I had to skip those bits, I have enough ulcers as it is.

    • @snecklifter2379
      @snecklifter2379 7 років тому +1

      Trinity Joseph I like your profile picture.

  • @thathogwartsboi4676
    @thathogwartsboi4676 2 роки тому +11

    Kindergarten 2 made a referance to this theory by saying, "Some theorize the pile of nuggets should be larger."

  • @mayplayer5910
    @mayplayer5910 7 років тому +134

    This whole video was just so Mat could listen to Steph's nugget voice.

  • @shandellclark3394
    @shandellclark3394 6 років тому +144

    2:54 STEPH VOICES NUGGET!!! ALL OF MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE!!

    • @abidora2058
      @abidora2058 6 років тому

      Shandell Clark she voiced nugget in all the live streams

    • @wesly2089
      @wesly2089 6 років тому

      She voiced nugget in the intro to

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 5 років тому +269

    Well, if Nugget can poison two people and have a cure for it, maybe he has some Heisenberg level science to make it possible.

    • @synishere
      @synishere 5 років тому +12

      Yeah, he's the smart kid that everyone thinks is an idiot because of his personality.

    • @laurencrocker2468
      @laurencrocker2468 5 років тому +3

      They made a video explaining which poison he probably used to do it.

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 5 років тому +2

      Lauren Crocker, nicotine, yeah.

    • @leafygreen7557
      @leafygreen7557 5 років тому +1

      69 likes

    • @melaniedijkland8015
      @melaniedijkland8015 4 роки тому

      Yeah hé defenetly has some squishyer homemade chicken nuggets

  • @shambooee
    @shambooee 2 роки тому +21

    I think tobuscus's voices for these characters are the best I've heard so far in kindergarten playthrough

  • @ezberbozanmapper7154
    @ezberbozanmapper7154 5 років тому +1059

    Nobody :
    Gamers :
    Conspiracy theorists :
    Not a single soul on earth :
    Matpat : Can chicken nuggets save your life?

    • @ralsei601
      @ralsei601 5 років тому +10

      . _ .

    • @godot8694
      @godot8694 5 років тому +11

      That meme got old really really fast

    • @mkDaniel
      @mkDaniel 5 років тому +6

      So matpat is an alian

    • @ralsei601
      @ralsei601 5 років тому +4

      @@mkDaniel ???

    • @mkDaniel
      @mkDaniel 5 років тому +5

      @@ralsei601 not single soul on *Earth* which means he does not live on Earth so he is alian.

  • @beepsparks2835
    @beepsparks2835 6 років тому +90

    Nugget’s voice is just perfect.

  • @vincestewart32
    @vincestewart32 4 роки тому +273

    I forgot why I used to avoid this video... it always makes me severely crave chicken nuggets XD

  • @BlazePlayzGames62
    @BlazePlayzGames62 11 місяців тому +3

    Nugget is my favorite charecter so i'm glad that you did a video on him.

  • @HalfBloodPrincess-fb7gd
    @HalfBloodPrincess-fb7gd 5 років тому +169

    15:12" 51 Million dollars on chicken-flippen-nuggets!!" The best game theory line ever.

  • @jeanine2127
    @jeanine2127 7 років тому +959

    The day that's long been waited has come MATPATS #1 ON TRENDING

    • @midboss22
      @midboss22 7 років тому +2

      Ashley Love its a slow Sunday plus people have better things to do #gdq

    • @ThomasBearsOfficial
      @ThomasBearsOfficial 7 років тому +10

      +Scott McC Criticize when you make #1 trending :)

    • @midboss22
      @midboss22 7 років тому +1

      Thomas Bears gdq is way more important also there is a world outside UA-cam and your parents basenent #gdq #fightcancer

    • @KeverPlus
      @KeverPlus 7 років тому +9

      Scott McC Why are you so triggered?

    • @rainbowpancakes9795
      @rainbowpancakes9795 7 років тому +7

      Scott McC If you had better things to do, why did you take the time to comment twice?

  • @TMLCJLK
    @TMLCJLK 7 років тому +2250

    Man... I’m really hungry for some chicken nuggets now.
    Also, I love Nugget’s voice.

    • @damaster3210
      @damaster3210 7 років тому +8

      Thiago Leão look at splattercats voice I love it

    • @bendover9903
      @bendover9903 7 років тому +27

      Thiago Leão jacksepticeyes voice of nugget is better

    • @TMLCJLK
      @TMLCJLK 7 років тому +32

      I also like Jack’s voice too (don’t know splattercats), but Steph was perfect in the GTLive series.

    • @fanter3261
      @fanter3261 7 років тому +3

      nugget doesnt have a voice

    • @joshuamacdonald9236
      @joshuamacdonald9236 7 років тому +14

      STEPH'S VOICE IS AMAZING

  • @Yimoza_play
    @Yimoza_play 10 місяців тому +3

    From all of the games that I have watched in this entire channel, I would put this video in one of my top 15 favorites

  • @stantheman1797
    @stantheman1797 7 років тому +382

    I've seen this an unhealthy amount of times.

    • @portalofjoy4390
      @portalofjoy4390 7 років тому +3

      Cool profile pic❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

    • @allgy07
      @allgy07 7 років тому

      Patton 22 yes

    • @allgy07
      @allgy07 7 років тому

      portal of joy yeeessss $sss

    • @nymphohalo
      @nymphohalo 7 років тому +6

      Patton 22 NUGGET THEORY IS UR ICON!!!

    • @thatonegaminggirl73
      @thatonegaminggirl73 7 років тому

      Patton 22 NO OMG #FANDERS HAIIIIIIUI!!!!

  • @derpiigaming2268
    @derpiigaming2268 5 років тому +111

    "Welcome to nugget theory"
    Me: *This is already too complicated*

  • @user-jb8yx7bc5c
    @user-jb8yx7bc5c 7 років тому +955

    Why shall you leak nuggets secret information

  • @pierce699
    @pierce699 4 місяці тому +2

    Do a sequel.
    In kindergarten 2 we get a brand (mcglobs) and an amount (100).
    Also, you said you were doing stacks, but in the game it's a pile.

  • @rainbowbubba5375
    @rainbowbubba5375 5 років тому +297

    Here after seeing your theory mentioned in the Kindergarten 2 livestream

  • @KattWithAnAtSign
    @KattWithAnAtSign 7 років тому +124

    A+ editing job with this one. Seriously, I don't usually pay much attention to that sort of thing, but it was really nice in this video :)

  • @thegeneralgamer4921
    @thegeneralgamer4921 3 роки тому +549

    I heard Nugget's voice and was so impressed they actually got the voice actor from the game for Nugget to be on the video
    But then I remembered
    They _are_ the voice actors

  • @Catplayz1400
    @Catplayz1400 10 місяців тому +5

    Foreshadowing a certain food theory

  • @girlonfilm6505
    @girlonfilm6505 7 років тому +295

    #1 on trending! Congrats Matpat!

    • @LukeMillner
      @LukeMillner 7 років тому +12

      Based on his videos on how to get on trending, is it bad that people are searching and repeatedly watching how strong chicken nuggets are?

    • @crazycupcake7454
      @crazycupcake7454 7 років тому +1

      I know right that is why I was so excited while watching this

  • @eylulcivelek
    @eylulcivelek 6 років тому +97

    I just watched nearly 10 hours of gameplay by watching GT Live Kindergarten. Now I'm watching a theory about chicken nuggets possibly saving my life in an emergency of falling down with high velocity. What am I even doing with my life...

    • @owensmith7642
      @owensmith7642 6 років тому +5

      spending it wisely

    • @eylulcivelek
      @eylulcivelek 6 років тому

      Owen Smith true.

    • @CaptainSweatpants90
      @CaptainSweatpants90 6 років тому

      I did the wise thing and watched the gameplay at 2x speed. Also makes the Nugget voice even better.

    • @lukew4306
      @lukew4306 6 років тому

      I don’t know but I’m doing the same thing

  • @lunariaes
    @lunariaes 6 років тому +101

    STEPHANIE'S NUGGET VOICE!!!
    i love it so much :')

  • @minicritstudios6062
    @minicritstudios6062 Рік тому +2

    “Nugget awaaaaeeey” **as Nugget proceeds to fly offscreen into oblivion like a fairy**

  • @LaurenTheorist
    @LaurenTheorist 5 років тому +542

    I am back after the Game Theory reference in Kindergarten 2! 💗

  • @tommyfox854
    @tommyfox854 5 років тому +242

    *MATPAT, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHO WAS TOP OF THE SPECIAL THANKS LIST, YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* That's so awesome right?! =D

    • @jjthedj9656
      @jjthedj9656 5 років тому +3

      Cooooool

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 5 років тому +2

      @@jjthedj9656 I know right! That was amazing to learn! =D

    • @melissavillarreal942
      @melissavillarreal942 5 років тому +3

      =O SUPER KEWL!
      Nugget: that makes Nugget proud =3

    • @yamahoestella3118
      @yamahoestella3118 4 роки тому +2

      If you check the nuggets while in the cave, the line states
      "Some theorize that there should be more"
      Which is something Matpat saw while playing the game.

  • @BanditRants
    @BanditRants 7 років тому +2054

    I tried to cure my depression once with chicken nuggets.......
    now I have coronary artery disease

  • @Fungi75
    @Fungi75 8 місяців тому +3

    I’m watching this rn after watching his last vid the memories it brings back 🥹 I’ll miss you matpat

  • @UltimateDrawings
    @UltimateDrawings 5 років тому +169

    Me: listening intently
    This is interesting
    MatPat: ... some simple trigonometry...
    Me: oh God no

  • @medicsoff
    @medicsoff 7 років тому +118

    The real mystery is how you get OUT the nugget cave, not how you get IN

    • @hollyhope3546
      @hollyhope3546 7 років тому +2

      meat rope

    • @debbygarcia8819
      @debbygarcia8819 7 років тому

      Draq Climb the nugget cone, then call for help

    • @squiddleton
      @squiddleton 7 років тому

      Nugget uses his psychic powers, causing you to "ascend.."
      Duh jk xD ples no hurt

    • @irbsandcheese
      @irbsandcheese 7 років тому

      You don't.
      Ever.
      You must eat your way out.
      Delicious Nugget flavored dirt.

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 7 років тому

      irbsandcheese
      Wuuuut so aside from being able to harmess all evil in this world he can also change the taste of dirt? O.O

  • @shmophia5026
    @shmophia5026 5 років тому +2905

    Petition to have steph make a channel for nugget
    l
    l
    V

    • @hunner5622
      @hunner5622 5 років тому +8

      339 likes and no comments

    • @ayyo238
      @ayyo238 5 років тому +15

      I will exterminate nugget

    • @cringe9361
      @cringe9361 5 років тому +12

      420 likes
      Nice

    • @harleydavis1261
      @harleydavis1261 5 років тому +11

      You mean... The Nugget Theorist?

    • @kristopherbarker3282
      @kristopherbarker3282 5 років тому +9

      "This would please Nugget.
      Nugget will get his UA-cam Nugget Cave"

  • @boomgirlbucko
    @boomgirlbucko Рік тому +3

    I think Lily falling for 2.7 seconds was just an exaggeration. The cave ain’t that big. Putting that into play, we can say that yes, it is possible for the nuggets to break our fall, IF the cave was way smaller

  • @JacquiClaudi
    @JacquiClaudi 7 років тому +79

    This is now officially my favorite episode because of Steph as nugget providing commentary. My life in now complete.

  • @rakk2155
    @rakk2155 7 років тому +1816

    Some people say chicken nuggets make you fat
    I say they save your life

    • @hurleycarpenter9676
      @hurleycarpenter9676 7 років тому +2

      ShadowProductions ! **dabs** dab on the nuggets

    • @aalex970
      @aalex970 7 років тому +7

      HAHAHA ...
      Im hungry

    • @salvadorperez7916
      @salvadorperez7916 7 років тому +2

      ShadowProductions sometimes there unhealthy if they have oil and grease and McDonald's is fake

    • @plozano00ify
      @plozano00ify 7 років тому

      ShadowProductions ! Then your stupid

    • @codyhayes2597
      @codyhayes2597 7 років тому +1

      ShadowProductions ! J

  • @wolfpaqthegreat3854
    @wolfpaqthegreat3854 6 років тому +96

    Nugget will not forget this...........*cold stare* nugget away!

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 Рік тому +2

    This is my type of Game Theory video, dumb science for a situation that I will never find myself in

  • @pridgen3103
    @pridgen3103 5 років тому +167

    Green: Game Theory
    Red: Film Theory
    Orange: Nugget Theory
    what is the last one?

    • @yoshikagekira5196
      @yoshikagekira5196 5 років тому +13

      Yellow: meme theory

    • @Skyicide
      @Skyicide 5 років тому +23

      you must collect the 6 infinity theories in order to defeat the youtube algorithm

    • @pridgen3103
      @pridgen3103 5 років тому +2

      @@Skyicide 4

    • @hieatus1039
      @hieatus1039 5 років тому +4

      GTLive

    • @The_Dragon_Tiamat
      @The_Dragon_Tiamat 5 років тому +2

      I mean honestly blue due to the fact that green and red are complementary colors. and blue is the complimentary color to orange.

  • @foxxiefaced
    @foxxiefaced 4 роки тому +148

    Mattypatty in the beginning: who are you?!?
    Mattypatty the rest of the video: Nugget my man, my bro, known you my whole life

    • @dan8er709
      @dan8er709 3 роки тому

      @Jiayi Wang rude

    • @devonkelly2822
      @devonkelly2822 3 роки тому +4

      Who is Mattypatty? Do you mean MatPat?

    • @Blue-pw8uo
      @Blue-pw8uo 3 роки тому +2

      @@devonkelly2822 just a nickname

    • @Sunnylyndis
      @Sunnylyndis 3 роки тому +4

      MattyPatty is the name MatPat uses for any dating game they played on GTLive.

  • @loser3492
    @loser3492 7 років тому +108

    Game Theory. The only show on the internet to entertain you by necessary questions like "Will a pile of chicken nuggets break your fall?"

  • @AVIANairlines
    @AVIANairlines 2 роки тому +3

    MatPat : what are you doing in my Recording closet!?. Nugget : nugget will not forget this. nugget away🤣🤣

  • @asmiers1950
    @asmiers1950 4 роки тому +77

    “Nugget will not forget this nugget AWAY”

  • @axstinbbboy
    @axstinbbboy 6 років тому +341

    NUGGETS AWAY 0:16

  • @asneakylawngnome5792
    @asneakylawngnome5792 3 роки тому +183

    I legit just watch you estimate an average child's height and see how long that weight would take to fall and how hard they would smack the ground. Thanks Matpat and team!

  • @r0cky794
    @r0cky794 Рік тому +2

    I watched this yeeeeeeears ago... it amazes me how much and how little I remember of it.

  • @pyromaniac000000
    @pyromaniac000000 3 роки тому +191

    Rewatching this now, i realized. The “Nugget theory logo is the bottom right corner of the circle. Game Theory it top left, Film Theory it top right, and Food Theory is bottom left....i think Nugget Theory is canonical at this point.

    • @carsoneck1812
      @carsoneck1812 3 роки тому

      I thought the last one was the live channel

    • @pyromaniac000000
      @pyromaniac000000 3 роки тому +1

      @@carsoneck1812 no, gt live is still top left. Its just game theory part 2. They have the same name just one is also live

    • @catsballs9657
      @catsballs9657 3 роки тому

      It’s just game theory, film theory , gt live and food theory

    • @ToriLuden
      @ToriLuden 3 роки тому

      I thought every viewer knew nugget theory is a joke…

    • @awesomeboygamer2959
      @awesomeboygamer2959 2 роки тому

      I wonder what the fourth channel is

  • @michellecampbell9985
    @michellecampbell9985 6 років тому +215

    Nugget will not forget this..........Nugget awaaaaaay

    • @marktice4863
      @marktice4863 6 років тому +4

      Like he is a super hero, and made a nugget religion, and has superpowers relating to nuggets.

    • @dawnkot1556
      @dawnkot1556 6 років тому +1

      XD

  • @nugget4221
    @nugget4221 7 років тому +1607

    Kindergarten is my city

  • @Regular_guy.
    @Regular_guy. 11 місяців тому +2

    Hmmm yes nugget is very disappointed. Nugget will have to dig a smaller nugget cave.

  • @thelegendax9933
    @thelegendax9933 7 років тому +265

    "Quickly Robin, to the nugget cave!"

  • @dustisbored2328
    @dustisbored2328 5 років тому +153

    Mat: And that would cost 51 MILLION DOLLARS!
    Bill Gates: *Hold my wallet*

    • @reaverdropper2997
      @reaverdropper2997 4 роки тому +4

      Ughh the thought that 51,000,000 to him is like someone spending 200 dollars while making 100,000 a month. Just doesn't matter. In normal peoples term it's like making 2,000 a month and spending $10 at the dollar menu.
      82,000,000,000-51,000,000
      =
      81,949,000,000.....not even a dent......

    • @reaverdropper2997
      @reaverdropper2997 4 роки тому +3

      The man would waste his time picking up $100 bill on the street. By time he picked it up he already made 9x that.

    • @phanicatthedisco5693
      @phanicatthedisco5693 4 роки тому

      i mean...felix and teds dad is the owner of applesoft (apple and microsoft)

    • @EnderTheBender64
      @EnderTheBender64 4 роки тому

      Hold my chicken nuggets

  • @Tomboy014
    @Tomboy014 6 років тому +438

    Warning: This video may cause uncontrollable desire for chicken nuggets

    • @smiley_face2872
      @smiley_face2872 6 років тому +3

      it has

    • @sparkydoingthings9244
      @sparkydoingthings9244 6 років тому +1

      not for me because I don't like chicken nuggets

    • @davi_luebb
      @davi_luebb 6 років тому +4

      Its too late for a warning... i already spent 100 dollars on nuggs

    • @slug8039
      @slug8039 6 років тому

      Tomboy014 I had to chain myself to a bed and eat my wallet..

    • @kkizzl3
      @kkizzl3 6 років тому

      Tomboy014 I was eating nuggets while watching

  • @FawnChicken
    @FawnChicken 4 дні тому +1

    I know it's far too late but instead of a survivable arresting of momentum you just need to redirect it. Create a nugget ramp that gradually slopes so you hit almost vertical and end on the ground. Far fewer nuggets required.

  • @SeymourVatt
    @SeymourVatt 6 років тому +316

    *nugget away*