A New Chit Show King ! ( Boat Ramp Crusher!)
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- So what would you do if a boat full throttles right on top of your boat ? Today we had a Bayliner that literally ran over a boat powered with some twin Yamaha outboards. The Chit Show on July 4th weekend was absolutely crazy and watching this as it happened left everyone speechless.
On the Chit Show we watch boat ramp fails and all the interesting things that can happen while sitting at a boat ramp.
My name is Alfred Montaner host of the Chit Show !
You predicted that perfectly!
The King!
GOAT!
@@AlfredMontaner too much
Except that he was wrong, this was not operator error but a perfect example of mechanical failure
@@dannelson8556 yeah mechanical brain failure.
She gave you the stare of death! LMAO she knew they were going to be the feature of your video!
i got out of boating 9 years ago due to health ptoblems. because of your channel I am getting back in the game. Many thanks Alfred. The originator, never thee initator.
the odds of the bayliner having insurance in miami....0.0 percent
more like the odds of boat owners having insurance is far and few.
@@mannyrodriguez5453 depends on whether it's financed or not
Insurance LOLOL that Moron Dose not know what Insurance on anything is. He probably has a 10K policy on his own vehicle.
@@gg9960 The Insurance on that Tub of shit, cost more than the Boat.
@@jorgefigueroa7573 yeah you're not a bit pretentious are you.
That Bayliner was coming in hot.
Never approach anything harder than you want to hit it.
damn straight
"I''m even worried about Fred right now" 😆 🤣
8:45 That boat is cool, it's paid for, and the captain knows what he's doing.
Two boats and a truck. That’s got to be a record. 😂
I'm wondering if the Bayliner even fit that trailer !
2:15 No excuse for that ,he screwed up. Screwed every bodies day up.
To be fair he ended up docking and trailering it all at the same time
I've just found your channel mate,I don't own a boat.. After seeing the caos that goes on there I don't want to haha!
I had a Bayliner 2556 not so long ago.. not terribly hard to dock as it has an outdrive. It does had a slight windage problem but it didn’t look overly windy there. Didn’t read all the comments but looks like he got stuck in FWD. Its my opinion that people don’t pay enough attention to the throttle/shift cables on fly bridge boats. They get old and stiff and people ignore it, same for steering. Liability insurance for boats should be a requirement everywhere!
Alfred, there's no denying you have an eye for picking out boat captains heading for trouble!
You know a guy should be able to make money down there instructing these new boat owners the do's and don'ts of close quarters maneuvering. Too much boat not enough experience! Don't know if that boat had twin Inboards but the guy obviously didn't know how to use differential thrust.
He picked up a spare, Boat Bowling
Actually, a strike because he did hit all the boats in front of him, plus the trailer and the tap on that truck, he couldn't help it, the truck did say RAM !
No backing input??? Not even a panicked blip. 🤣😭
I´m not sure the Robalo had much more momentum and it was from outa this world when he crushed it the 2nd time ... Robalo still in the lead for me ... some people should stay on a bycicle ... cheers thaynamite :)))
Bunch of Balseros
“Porque llo ere marinero en Cuba” 😂
Parking a boat takes incredible skill. Took me a couple yrs to master my 38 foot sportfisher ( no bow thruster).
I hear you! I regularly depart/dock my Cal 34 sailboat solo and every single time feels like an accomplishment.
Don’t know the laws in Florida but where I’m from we better have good insurance. I think I’m over insured as I haven’t been on water this year. But only takes once
Easiest boat to dock and he showed everyone that he shouldn’t be at the helm. He needs to give up his MAN card
He even shouldnt be on a boat , not even a home depot inflatable...
Was thinking the same thing… so much control with a twin screw, he could have sat there doing 360s waiting for a spot😂
@@saddrums the bayliner is a single engine boat. It has a separate shifter and throttle. Old school style.
You never disappoint.
I used to get asked why have a boat if only use it 3 weekends a year. Umm, I used mine 4 times a week or more from March until November. And never did I ever Bayliner it! WTH? Rent a boat with a captain fool!
Chit capitanos! OMG
I was waiting for him to slide up the ramp and waste someone's pick-up.
I feel for that captain!!!
If the boat was mine that was hit, what should, would I do? Is it like a car accident?
Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiit for it!!!!😂😂😂😂😂🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉
The dude took out two boats and crushed a trailer.
There should be a law that keeps his hands off the throttle forever.
It wasn't him, it was a problem with the cables.
his the launch ramp cowboy lol
What happens in this case for the boat owners that got the boat crashed and have no insurance?
Cursed Robalo? What Robalo??? ;)
Alfred has a video about the "cursed Robato".
Dam, I saw that coming From his nervous 😟 actions
He was saying under his breath, "Oh Chit" ! :)
What I saw at Matheson on Sunday was worse. Poor woman was run over, crushed and drug by her own boat and trailer, then her husband freaked out and tried to knock out everyone in their group, anyone who tried to calm him down or help, and eventually he tried to beat up the cops. Then he got beat down and handcuffed and taken to jail while his wife was bleeding with serious eye aversion, broken femur and many puncture and road rash wounds. Ramp life…Miami people cant do anything right or sober…
You can't exactly say you called it when you say "wait for it" every time.
that hurt my heart. damn
I love how he takes one look at how this guys uses the throttles and is like "ok, we got a possible case of entertainment coming up!" :D
Yeah when you see someone going full throttle in a docking situation you know a show is coming
I was thinking the same thing lmao
I was genuinely cringing at his grand plan to gently pull up to a full dock with a throttle not responding at full speed reset multiple times. I instantly realized the right choice was to possibly anchor nearby and ask someone to pull him in slowly with the throttle completely off. That tow boat would’ve 💯 % made that not happen.
They call him Captain Crunch...
Captain Crunch isn't a real captain that why they spell it Cap'n Crunch
Too good hahaha
He is not a Captain
Oh hes a captain, in bikini bottom.
Lmao
NEVER, EVER trust a Captain that wears his cap backwards, lol
That's how you know "it's on"
he shouldn't even be captain of a canoe.
You must be the guy we always turning the boat around for cause his hat blew off!
He is not a Captain !
Ha, I wear my hat backwards and have no problem loading and unloading my boat by myself.
He didn't do it on purpose but the guy who's engines got hit has a right to be super pissed. The "captain" of the Bayliner is handling the reaction totally wrong. Under no circumstances should he be screaming back at the guy who's boat just got damaged. In stead he should walk over and be extremely apologetic in a normal volume of voice. And of course offer to pay for whatever damage has been done. Many years ago I took my boat to Monty's in Miami Beach. Docked at the marina and went to have dinner. Came back and both my engine cowlings were smashed. The owner of a 40' Solid hit it by accident. He gave the dock master all his info who then gave it to me. The guy that damaged my boat did me right. He actually worked for or was part owner the Solid Powerboats company and gave me two new cowlings all painted and new Evinrude decals.
He sounds like Rodney dangerfield, "what the hell? You scratched my anchor!"
Yeeessss new decals.
I won't be mad at all..hell no..I simply call police make a nice fat report of every single scratch ect...then we call a lawyer..and get paid..come out with a 2021 boat fresh of the market
He is obviously an idiot
@@shawncook6268 I don't know if he's an idiot but he is surely an inexperienced boat handler driving way too much boat for his skill level. That's what boat handling is it's a skill that you learn just like driving a car. Some people can do it well and others should take the bus!
I have front and rear dash cams in both my vehicles, Just another form of insurance.
Every time I get MAJOR boat fever I just watch the Chit Show LOLOL, I get it out of my system quickly!
Alfred u gotta get some local boat repair companies to start doing the ads at the end of your videos! Good stuff man
I agree... Seriously, you're leaving money on the table. You have an awesome channel, great subscribers, and your content is killer.
Wow.. imagine having purchased a new boat and someone like this comes along.. crazy
"He skipped the lines" - Classic Alfred!
What a jerk. He clearly came in tooooo fast. This guy is exactly like those fools you see on the highway who rear-end other cars because they love to blip the throttle and brag about their honking ginormous V8 engines!
I was disappointed...i was expecting The Cuban Fist Fight after The Crash..thats always a Crowd Pleaser
Especially if they both have a 12pack of Booz in them...Jjjjjj
Dude I swear I might’ve saw that boat before. They were driving like crazy and beached the boat a couple times. If these are the same people then they need to get off the water🤣!!
Seen
Nothing better than the boating life. Been boating off the coast of Virginia for close to 30 years. Love it. Our season isn’t as long as that in FL but fun just the same. Whether it is a ride, picnic, all day fishing, or a puddle jumping trip to the sandbar it is all good. Now we live on waterfront with our own dock.
I could definitely see you handing out green and gold jackets to the Chit Show Champions 🏆 you have the most proper golf voice at times lmao 🤣
I used to live very close to the Bryant park boat ramp in lake worth. On weekends I could hang out there all day and never be bored watching idiots with their boats. I always thought it would make a great show... thanks alfred
Bro why can’t ppl realize slow is fast and fast is slow. Or just circle around for a better opportunity. De P$&@“! U called it
Dude might not have had a clue on what he was doing but not sure why you think he was shifting in and out of gear so wrong? That boat is a single engine with separate throttle and gear levers. That was the only thing he did properly.
That’s one way to skip the line. OMG. How could Florida have so many CRAPTAINS?
Man the owners of those two boats are going to really appreciate your video!!! Not sure the insurance companies would have believed it otherwise....lol
And he "didn't do it on purpose " - well that doesn't get you off tge hook. Gotta pay when you play.
True sign of a complete A hole. Can’t man up and apologize for damaging 2 boats, just barking BS? No respect, deserves big lawsuits.
First crystal clear video, Its like I just got a new television...
That could have been much worse and happy no one got hurt.. I'm not familiar with those controls but he sure came in hot.. Chit show for sure
Those are the easiest controls to work. That guy had no business running that thing.
Well ... thank God, nobody got hurt. Geeze, that was like it was happening in slow motion! I wonder if law enforcement will get involved to file a report. That my friends is why you pay up the backside for a GOOD boater's insurance policy. The only thing that would make things worse would be if the guys truck slipped back into the water and sank! Ugh that sucked for everybody!
I forgot my drain plug on saturday and had to make the walk of shame to get the truck. Lol I was just thinking glad no one is filming me lmao
I feel like if someone hasn’t forgot the plug, they don’t boat. 🤣 I damn near sunk my boat forgetting the plug. Humbling times.
Ive done that before haha. Couldn't believe how fast that water came in! Luckily I still had it attached with a line
Happy 4th of July from southern Ontario, Canada!!
Hilarious that Sea Tow guy, got the hell out of there. He didn't want any part of that lol
what are those for? Towing back broken down boats?
@@getstuk87 yes. Sea Tow is like a tow truck for boats (tow boat)
I just found this Channel yesterday and it's way more entertaining than it should be thank you
Insurance companies must love this channel 😂
Did the cops ever come? What was the final outcome
There is a Park Ranger at these ramps in a car, but he can't get out of the car because he's laughing too hard !
Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?
Harry Hogge:Hit the pace car.
Cole Trickle:What for?
Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other god#!*amned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.
Hahahahaha that was awesome. Thanks for the laugh. Seems to me these captains should be licensed.
Al, the operator of the Bayliner was like..."hold my beer, I got this". He waved at you without turning toward the camera. Piss poor boat operating. His poor wife was in shock holding her daughter too!
What's amazing is all the piss poor observations by armchair sailors who don't know the difference between a throttle and a shift lever.
Anyone who has any experience with single screw inboards knew instantaneously that this was a mechanical failure, it's very evident that the shift cable broke or came loose.
When that happens the only way to stop the boat is to turn off the engine which can be kind of difficult when you're bouncing into things.
@@dannelson8556 Perhaps if he had checked the 'mechanicals' below deck more carefully he would've discovered the faulty cabling/linkage and terminated the launch until it was repaired. Betcha he does that from now on!
@@mikeyd.234 Well that's a nice thought, and inspecting steering linkages and shifting linkages should be common maintenance.
Unfortunately it is very difficult to check shift cables without completely removing them from the boat, as it's the only way of removing the cable from the sheath to inspect it. This is a very difficult in costly procedure and about the only time the cable is removed is when it's being replaced.
People who are not experienced in boating and working on their own boats have no idea how complex boat transmissions are, there are many things that can fail in a boat transmission that can prevent it from shifting that cannot be seen externally.
I have over 50 years of boating experience, I hold the US Coast guard captain's license. I was doing boat deliveries when I was a teenager with a friend who was a US Coast guard license captain.
If I was investigating this accident as an insurance or Coast guard inspector from the video I could only conclude that it was mechanical failure and that the operator took all reasonable measures to prevent it.
This is a single screw inboard meaning it has very limited maneuverability at slow speed.
People claiming he was going to fast are simply demonstrating their ignorance, single screw boats need to maintain higher forward speed to retain steering control then do outboards or twin screw inboards.
With a single screw inboard At slow speeds the only thing giving you steering control is the prop wash over the rudder, it's why you see him bump the throttle a couple of times. Bumping the throttle increases water flow over the rudder giving him steering control. So again the people saying he needs to leave the throttles alone are only demonstrating their ignorance in piloting single screw inboards.
Piloting a single screw inboard requires substantially more skill then piloting a twin screw inboard with bow thrusters.
I watched that video about 20 times stopping and replaying critical portions, the fact is he did everything he should have done, it was clearly the result of mechanical failure.
Mechanical failures of this type are very difficult to detect until it's too late. In fact like an airplane you should have a pre-landing checklist and part of that checklist should involve verifying transmission and throttle control.
Of course this is not something that is taught and it's not something that many boaters do especially on single screw in boards.
Throwing the boat into reverse and bumping the throttle to check and make sure that you have reverse gear available is a risky thing to do in tight quarters with other boats around especially if there is any wind because you will lose all steering control.
Unfortunately this is just one of those mechanical failures that every boater dreads and knows there's not a lot he can do about it.
I never could understand why boat manufacturers and transmission manufacturers did not provide an actual indicator light at the helm confirming which gear the trans was in. It would be nice if you had an indicator that lit up to confirm that your transmission was actually in forward or reverse but unfortunately that's something that's just not available.
At this point the only way to know for sure is to put the boat in reverse and bump the throttle and see if it stops or slows the boat a bit. And again that's a risky thing to do around the dock
@@dannelson8556 My experiences on the water are dwarfed by your time and expertise with boating and I concede to your knowledge.
Here's where make you laugh...I was a member of the USCG Aux. some years back and I trained aboard a single screwed 32 foot Chris Craft Express Cruiser. The owner demonstrated the nuances of single screw boat operation and I remember 'til today what he said. Everything you mentioned earlier brought back memories of his boat's peculiarities.
@@mikeyd.234 Unless it's a crawler or a sailboat 32 ft is pretty big to be a single screw, but they are out there.
The problem with powerboats being single screw is that the rudder has to operate efficiently over a large speed range, if they make the rudder large enough to offer good controllability at slow speeds then it'll be too large high speed making the vessel incredibly difficult to operate at high speeds.
This is where a sailboat has an advantage, it has a large rudder and even though it's single screw the boat never exceeds Hull speed so we can have a large rudder which makes slow speed handling easy.
Bow thrusters have come a long way in making singles screw boats much more friendly around the dock.
I don't particularly care for a single screw inboards and to be perfectly honest I'm too old for that crap now, if I was going to buy a new boat if it was a single screw it would have to have a bow thruster as I'm not messing with it otherwise.
My 50 foot trawler has twin Cummings turbo diesels and a bow thruster and I guarantee she's easier to dock then that Bayliner.
Robalo owners are breathing a sigh of relief right now!
bayliner has always been the king of shit boats
@@bigeasy_f150 In upper Midwest we call 'em Bottomliners.
🤣🤣🤣
@@jamesstack7827 “Bin liners”…. Osmosis starts on the assembly line lol
Another loose nut at the helm,lol..never ending "Chit Show"". Great stuff A Alfred...
Wow! Alfred you called it. Gave us the step by step commentary. Lmao. Never like to see stuff like this, but I guarantee you are pushing everyone to up their game. 🙏❤️
Damn that was bad. Single I/O on that Bayliner. Whether it got stuck in forward or the "captain" left it in gear. That shit was like....."hey both you boats out of my way I'm power loading on this trailer even though it's not my trailer"
That's funny,I sure hope this "Captain" (for want of a better word)takes responsibility for all the damage he caused.
I'm sorry to tell you this, but it was a cable problem on the boat, he wasn't aware of the bad cable.
Bayliner owner = someone who know nothing about boats
not true
“There’s a lot of moving parts” 🤣 now some of them broken and falling off too! 😂 💥🇺🇸💥 beautiful Alfred!
Something tells me, my Good Seamaritan Rescue boat will be very busy in the Black Point area LOL great stuff Alfred thanks for posting
Bayliner says it all. It is like seeing a rental boat. Watch out Chit is going to happen.
Lol my friend swears by bayliner he always tells me it’s a boat for poor people made for the masses but they are good 😑 I am like dude made cheap and in mass is not a recipe for good
@@EDVenturesFL That's the same thing Hitler said about the VW !
Tell insurance company to watch your Chit Show!
If it was me I ain't even mad bro but I hope your liability insurance is in good standing cause you are paying for this. hahaha
It always amazes me how stupid some people who own boats make decisions at the boat ramp which is the place you need to be on guard at all times. This guy in the Bayliner should have been in the lower cockpit and come into it at an angle to the dock and in neutral...you want to glide to the dock and only use power to slow down or back up...he really screwed up....good catch AM!!
I think people around Miami are a little bummed because of the Surfside tragedy. I don't know anyone that lived there but it sure does depress me a little to see it and hear about the loss of life.
That Bayliner I think was my neighbor lol they were restoring one before I moved. Looks like it
How is it this is Florida where basically you can use a boat all year,,, I live in PA we only get 4 maybe 5mths. A year of boating and I dont see boating or docking this bad... it's just horrible...
At about 8:20 Mr. 🧢 on backwards with shades gave the ‘I’m 😎 just watch’ tip off to you Alfred without even looking over in your direction. He sure proved it and you nailed it!
I’m seriously thinking he did that on purpose to be the 2021 highlight.
How could anyone be THAT qualified?!?!
Im from the north so forgive me but are these boaters required to carry insurance? Seems with the cost of the machines now hitting a motor like that could be an easy 15 grand. Does not seem as tho some of these "boaters" could take care of that without insurance.
On some of the older boats that one bought with cash, I doubt they used insurance. If they used a Bank for the purchase of the Boat, the Bank requires you to get insurance.
Alfred, we changing your name to Columbo, you love cigars, just need a big Basset named, Dog 🐕..
Make my day! OMG! Wait for it!
Lesson learned NEVER SHOT KILL Alfred or you will crash into other boats and trucks lol
Holy crap Alfred! That guy needs to name his boat "Pinball"... Seen Fred lately?
YOU need a license to drive a car!!!!Since the GOVERNMENT is doing such a good job putting more and more regulations on what we are allowed to do ,IT only makes SENSE to MAKE BOAT DRIVERS have a boating license.haha THIS WAS A PERFECT EXAMPLE. And you ALFRED have just found your self a NEW GOVERNMENT JOB???You spotted him NOT PASSING THE TEST from the BANK>
That bozo should be reported to the Coast Guard and the FWC as an incompetent with a history.
With the 4th on a weekend don’t go near the ramps
100%
Nah, thats just Florida. I watched over 40 boats launch near my fishing spot by Lake Michigan, and not one incident.
Qualified captain....NOT.......that,s someone who should not be on the water....FFS
You have a sixth sense for Chit, Alfred 😂 I can’t believe you called that SO EARLY 👌🤣🤣🤣
You are the Nostradamous of the boat ramps...thanks for the translation too!
When you Panned over to all the on lookers too funny
1st rule of boating; dont approach anything faster then you want to hit it!!! 💸💸💸
Fred knows from throttle sounds to stay deep 😂
WTF is he thinking why did he leave the open throttle going forwords into a ramp and leave his seat like that? How long has he been a captain of this boat? "WHY WHY WHY" Just when I think i have seen all the Bumb shiot I can see someone comes allong and TOP IT.
Blame it on the Bayliner !
Alfred soy rainer el muchacho q le chocaron el bote al final todo salio bien gracias a dios
Que suerte. ❗️
Las cosas materiales se reparan o remplazan… pero en los bites y rampas siempre hay familias. Es alli donde atacan los nervios. Que bien que todo esta bien. Wax y brazo para los rayones 🌶
Qué garrón que te tuviste que comer... lo pagó el seguro cómo fue el tema ?.... Yo soy de Argentina y no sé como se manejan las cosas allá...
@@steeltube195 nos arreglamos entre nosotros de lo contrario si el no se hace raponsable se llama a la policia y se lleva el caso a corte alante de un jues
@@rainerrodriguez1094 Bueno ... qué suerte que se hizo cargo.... Saludos desde Argentina ...
I have the exact same boat a 1991 Bayliner Ciera 2556, (with the 7.4 454 Big Block Chevy,, built up to 418hp@5300rpm and 475ftlb torque at 3500rpm)when I pull up to the ramp or pull into my slip, I DON'T TOUCH THE THROTTLE. It's all gear Forward, neutral, and reverse
I had an ‘89 with 454 and bravo 3. No throttle needed at the dock, EVER!
He probably thought the drives were in reverse when he tapped the throttles.
Exactly he suffered a mechanical failure, the shift cable obviously came loose or was broken.
At 1 minute 54 seconds you can clearly see him shift into neutral and then just as he approaches the doc he shifts into reverse and taps the throttles but instead of slowing the boat down it lunged it forward.
This was obviously the result of mechanical failure
@@dannelson8556 Unsurprising when you see how he was treating the shifter before, obviously the boat was a POS with no maintenance done to it........... these are the wrecks that you try and stay well clear of at the ramp and out on the water.
@@nickmaclachlan5178 yes Florida is well known for their pretentiousness and hate of bayliners.
Interesting enough Bayliner is the world's largest manufacturer of powerboats not to mention the world's most popular. The bottom line is all this bad-mouthing of Bayliner boats in Florida is just nothing more than narcissistic pretentiousness by people trying to justify spending 10 times more.
And from what I can tell it looked like he was operating the shifter normally, I mean have you never actually operated a boat, unless it's a hydraulic shifter which it's not then you're pulling a long stiff cable which requires a bit of muscle.
I own a 56 foot Nordic Tug , as outfitted it was just apraised at $2.1 mil, but I didn't start with that, I've gone through plenty of bayliners and Catalina sailboats on the way up
Heck now that I think about it my zodiac 5.5 rib that sits on the top aft deck is probably worth more by itself then most of the boats in that video, yet I don't act all narcissistic and pretentious about it and I don't knock other people's boats.
In my experience when you run into people who are pretentious and narcissistic about their boats it's usually because they're mortgaged up to the hilt on it and continually need to justify to themselves nearly bankrupting themselves to own a boat.
Wow, a twofer! Two accidents for the price of one. You called it and I wasn't believing it, but then it happened!
Fred ran, scared of the Bayliner, he didn't wanna make it 2 boats a trailer a truck and a crock lol
I am still feeling bad for the poor guy whose boat got hit!! ~Paige
We need a follow up on this one. Good catch when you saw him working the throttle. The guy had no remorse and looks like he went straight to get his truck. He didn’t even go back to look at the boat he knocked the engine cover off, let alone any other damage he created.
Just noticed you actually have the same Bayliner boat as your thumb nail on the July 3rd livestream. It was filmed around 1 hr 21 min to 1 hr 23 min of the 7/3 livestream.
The Bayliner guy did pay for all the damage.