All the people excited like “lmao caught you cheating this is clearly edited” Thank you captain obvious I shall continue to watch the edited video because it is funny
@@cecbsoe ik, but this isnt clickbait cause it just took a random frame from the short, most people dont make thumbnails for shorts, asit doesnt really affect the shorts algorithm
Imagine his girlfriend going to him:"mark, time for some snoo snoo" and this massive, manly dude just shivers and cowers:"OH GOD, PLEASE NO, EVERYTHING BUT THAT, PLEASE!!!!"
Guys did you know this was edited??? Im sure it wasnt obvious, you can thank me for this prestine observation that nobody else saw. I took it upon myself to enlighten you because Im just so smart and observant 🤓
🚨 THIS IS YOUR REMINDER: go buy tickets or merch to see MOMIPLIER’S show, linked in Mark’s recent video. This is the only way to get him to start his OF account 😭 I missed out on the dang calendar he did, I’m not missing this!
@@dr.aurion Mark has a girlfriend stop bringing him into your fantasies, plus being asexual kinda sucks you miss you on one of the most pleasurable things ever
Markerplier, I’m canceling. This is not acceptable. Sexual feelings are defined as feelings with a very strong localized physical pleasure component, or feelings that are closely connected/associated with such feelings. Evolutionary, sexual feelings are closely connected with reproduction; however, the connection is not ordinarily a part of the feeling. Sexual feelings are closely connected towards love and attraction, but these are not necessary for feelings to be sexual. As with all feelings, the essence and identity of sexual feelings lies in the understanding and perception of the feelings. As such, sexual pleasure cannot exist without an appropriate mental context. For example, otherwise pleasant feelings may be not truly enjoyable when the sex is coerced, and the victim may be confused over whether he or she enjoyed the encounter. It is also possible for a victim to enjoy the physical feelings, yet suffer much more from the emotional distress. Sexual conduct refers to conduct with a sufficient nexus to sexual feelings. Throughout this essay, sex will be used to mean touching with intense sexual feelings, especially touching by another person. This differs somewhat from the standard usage. In particular masturbation, especially mutual masturbation, is treated as a type of sex. The term "sexual intercourse" is used in the conventional way. As the definition suggests, sexual feelings are not special. The primary difference between sexual and non-sexual feelings is cultural, and the primary non-cultural difference is in the magnitude of the feelings. Consequently, the correct morality for sex is similar to morality for ordinary non-sexual massage. Although sexual feelings may be very strong, sexual behavior can quickly become a normal part of life, with the person's personality largely undisturbed. Sexual feelings are likely to be stronger when equivalent stimulation is done by another person rather than oneself because with stimulation by another person, you lack a mental preimage of the feelings. Feelings are likely to be stronger when having sex first time (assuming that the physical behavior is equivalent to subsequent times) because of lack of mental constructs to deal with the feelings, and similarly for particular sexual behaviors/situations. Physical feelings from comparable physical contact tend to be stronger in children partly because to some extent the strength of feelings is relative to other feelings experienced, and partly because of a reduced capacity to internalize feelings into routine mental constructs. (However, biological changes such as puberty may make analogous stimulation incomparable.) The strength of sexual feelings can create a temporary mental state of altered reality. Basic properties of objects such as shape and color will be remain the same, but the perception will be different, the sexual experience will be the dominant feeling, and the physical world may appear less real. Physical risks of sexual behaviors are not discussed here. The reader is encouraged to learn about the risks elsewhere, especially if the reader is planning on having sex. Here, it suffices to note that strong sexual feelings and interactions are often physically safe. Most people in most situations sexually prefer a person of opposite sex. (By contrast, on average people tend to socialize with people of the same sex.) However, it is not possible for one to be sexually attracted to just males or to just females. Sexual orientation is a matter of degree, and your primary sexual orientation does not extend to all possible situations. On an abstract level, homosexuality has the benefits of equality and inclusiveness. Specifically, in homosexual sex, (when desired) one partner can have approximately the same physical experience as the other. Furthermore, mutual attraction is possible even if there are more than two people. However, there are practical advantages to heterosexuality, such as are diversity (having two types of bodies may provide richer experience), certain biological adaptations, commonness of partners, cultural acceptance, and possibility of procreation. Sexual feelings are on average pleasurable, but even then, they are not just pleasure. Sexual feelings contain other components and may even include significant pain. Sexual urges are sexual feelings with a significant desire/suffering component: desire for sexual feelings, and suffering from lack of these sexual feelings. Sexual urges can be satisfied by creating these sexual feelings, usually through some type of genital massage (such as masturbation or sexual intercourse). Sexual urges are generally caused by sex-related thoughts and feelings and can be quite strong. For many people, sexual urges occur quite frequently. Although sexual urges involve suffering or something closely related to suffering, they may have pleasurable aspects as well. Suffering is necessary for pleasure to exist, and sexual pleasure is not an exception. When done in moderation, unfulfilled sexual desire and sexual abstinence can increase sexual pleasure. Canceled
@@iicadenxxi1713 *An asexual is someone on the spectrum of asexuality, meaning they have either a distaste for sexual intimacy, an indifference to sexual intimacy, or specific circumstances are needed for sexual intimacy.* I'm an asexual because sexual acts and subjects makes me uncomfortable. ✨
All the people excited like “lmao caught you cheating this is clearly edited”
Thank you captain obvious I shall continue to watch the edited video because it is funny
If I'm honest I lose a bit of faith in humanity whenever I see those replies. Like, I get it they're young so they'll say some dumb things but damn
@@OfficialSpin lmfao chill tf out
I thought it was real
@@unknownxyz0 nah he's right fuck em
Dont comment now bcz its 69 comments
Just by putting "sex" and Markiplier on the thumbnail i already knew, i had to watch this video
I take it you will be buying the tasteful nudes.
You know too much,wanna be friends?
I dont think you can make thumbnails for shorts
UA-cam auto-generates a thumbnail for shorts
Shorts can appear on search pages or any other pages
I love how the thumbnail is just the title "markiplier is terrified if this" ans the giant word SEX in the middle of the screen
This is called “clickbait” it’s literally what the media is doing for years
@@cecbsoe ik, but this isnt clickbait cause it just took a random frame from the short, most people dont make thumbnails for shorts, asit doesnt really affect the shorts algorithm
@@cecbsoe this ain't clickbait little boi
Video delivered exactly what was advertised 👍🏾 no clickbait; straight to the point
@@cecbsoe well it's not exactly clickbait when it happened in the video
Amy: hey Mark, you wanna have some fun in the bedroom?~
Mark: *screams in terror and runs the other direction*
Lol
The mental image this gave made me laugh like a hyena. I needed that laugh. Thank you
Ay yo don't make me demonized 😅
@@My_smly69 bro what are you talking about
666 likes
"this is edited" no shit sherlock that's the joke 😆😆💀
I know man, these people really don't know what sarcasm is, you can literally see the cuts
@@OfficialSpinlol can't make it more obvious
Bro obviously.
That’s why it’s funny
But it's not edited, wtf.
I think I know from a quote
“The first night isn’t that bad “
-markiplier
true
And then that very same first night he proceeded to get Engulfed by the biggest Chicken ever
@@robertmayet6862 that’s right
usually isn't that bad*
caption: "what is mark afraid of?"
thumbnail: "SEX"
Exactly why I came into this video 💀
+ his so confident face to it on the thumbnail 😂
@@iihsm 🤨
Underrated
bro just yoinked blud's pfp@@ktykktyk6146
Thus is even funnier when combined with the news about his Onlyfans.
Thats what im confused about
@@synshenron798 fr but then he's actually making it now since everyone was so desperate
@@synshenron798 it's edited -
wait, what?
Posing naked isn’t the same as sex, tho-sorry to break it to you.
I can imagine mark actually saying that 💀
Marks biggest fear is sex in the ocean with mannequins.
me n him both
@@ajcrowIey well you are mark
😂five Hargreaves has entered the chat
Lol ayo
@@daryissaplayz2312 im to but it with real
Anyone who knows mark well enough knows it’s the ocean
Of sex !
Also mannequins. He's terrified of mannequins.
@@coffee-with-sprats 😂😂
He hates the ocean, but not space
Someone beat me to it but yeah mannequins also
that thumbnail really did em dirty
Imagine his girlfriend going to him:"mark, time for some snoo snoo" and this massive, manly dude just shivers and cowers:"OH GOD, PLEASE NO, EVERYTHING BUT THAT, PLEASE!!!!"
The mind is willing but the body is weak n bruised 😂
😂😂
SNOO SNOO?!?!?!?
Mark? massive? Are you sure we're talking about the same person?
Asexual people exist u know
Honestly though, if I hadn't seen the original video I wouldn't even think this is edited since this is exactly the type of thing Mark would say lol
Yep
well the video is obviously spliced (if that's the right word)
@@Apoenzyme NO SHIT SHERLOCK HOMES THATS THE FUCKING JOKE
@@Apoenzymewell duh, its just hard to tell if its edited to look like that on purpose or not
i didnt know it was edited until i saw the comments cause i dont watch mark regularly (sorry 😅)
“HOW DO YOU KNOW? 😨 HOW DO YOU KNOWWW 😭😭”
For a second my dumbass thought this wasn’t edited 💀💀
This is funny af lmao 😭
ME TOO
lol Samr
It isn't edited 😓
@@riccardodellorto4267it is
Same
hes got a good point tbh
can i have your lois griffin onlyfans...
It’s not hard at all
@@IAmAMeateater 🧢
@@blank899 I pity you guys
@@IAmAMeateater bros a virgin lol
Anything out of context is perfection. As long as context can't be found.
-Sun Tzu. Art of war.
Being asexual like
ONG THO 😍
Beat me to it XD
m o o d
inb4 "I can fix you" / "that's fake" comments. Same tho lol
Lol, can't personally relate, but I believe it
Also Markiplier: "I have arrived."
2023:people love s*x now
Markiplier:is now in mars
That was so unexpected, I started choking on my spit
😂💀💀
I started coughing violently so same buddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was about to die
Lol good edit man made me laugh a lot
Thanks
@@OfficialSpin np man keep it up
I cant tell if this is genuine
@@Recardoisntaken ?
i will forever be a virgin because markiplier told me to
The editing was surprisingly seamless, I almost thought this was legit until I remembered who Markiplier was a person lmao
lol thank you
You cut me deep, Mark. You cut me deep.
When did i cut you?
hope he didn't cut too deep in there. 😏😼
The thumbnail did you dirty 😭
POV: your looking for someone who said “edited” in comments
Bruh how did you know.
Yessir
You're better off sorting by Newest First
Hah! You got me.
@@michaelc9256 he guessed
also markiplier: "I am making an onlyfans"
Haters would say it’s edited
Edited would say it's haters
Would edited its say haters@@givenskygaming7199
Would edited say haters it’s
haters edited it’s say would
Would haters say it's edited
Mark after 4-5 days: I will make an onlyfans if you make me famous in spotify.
edit:I didn't know it was edited lol.
Wait till people start asking him to partner with them on only fans LOL
Markiplier still Top 10 best og UA-camr.
kel
@@danielzanquetavitor.8824 yes
He's actually triphopobic (afraid of many small holes together) and is afraid of mannequins
Sex can have small holes
Time to send him a colander in his PO Box
@AuraBearDisciple4 you evil b@stard 😈
i dont give a shit that this edited, this is fucking awesome.
He’s never quite been the same after that whole Bite of ‘87 sex scandal
sex of 87
i saw markiplier and the word "sex" i clicked as fast as i could.
Same here. But I am here to tell you something. You haven’t finished your Spanish lessons…. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW! :)
fr same
I saw your comment, scrolled past, registered what I just read and scrolled back up😭
HELP THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD BECAUSE OF THAT ONE MLP ANIMATION
The thumbnail is WILDLY out of context.
Markiplier is a true gamer
Seen this in my recommendations like 4 or 5 times, watched it every time and it still caught me off guard 😭
bro the thumbnail💀
SEX
Markiplier's catchphrase is was that The bite of 87
I can't find anyone saying it's edited 💀
I did to some one and for an editor. Look at his mouth movements. its no cut or edited in
@@OddSwiftGoose It is.
Well, there's one right here, thanks to Sherlock here
@@OddSwiftGoosethen you my good sir need to keep improving
Fr these people are fighting invisible comments
Me scrolling through UA-cam with my mom and randomly saw the thumbnail of this video💀☠️💀
the thumbnail I can’t 😂
lol man if only this was real. because then I wouldn't feel alone. sex is scary man. I was used as a toy and now I'm afraid of it.
ok remorgamer 1615
It's ok there are a lot of asexual people out there who feel the same way as you. You're not alone :)
bro 💀 wtf is asexual
Ok RemorGamer 1615
We are sure you did
Bro why are people gunning for you for stating a vulnerability of yours??? I'm so sorry
Fantastic editing this hilarious 😂
Cheers
The fact that this is something mark would actually say lol
Wait until people start asking for him to partner with him in onlyfans 💀💀💀
💀
oh no
"What is Markiplier afraid of?"
Admitting he's a masochist
Yep
He isn't
@@trollington777 It's a joke
The word of a true stand-up guy! Markiplier makes the whole world to bend over for him.
I have seen multiple comments calling out people who call out the fact it’s edited but I can’t find a single one.
if you sort by newest first you can find one in record time
Something he's more afraid of?
mannequin sex
"what is Markiplier afraid of?"
"😮"
Guys did you know this was edited??? Im sure it wasnt obvious, you can thank me for this prestine observation that nobody else saw. I took it upon myself to enlighten you because Im just so smart and observant 🤓
Idk if you mean this ironicly but if not, this is a J O K E
@@LP_Alex007 op is joking
Wow gee thanks I didn’t notice that, thanks man :D
@@LP_Alex007 dude he Literally put a nerd emoji at the end
Some people just can’t see that this was edited and that it was a joke 🤣 man I’m glad people like you exist
Bro straight to the point
I can’t believe Markiplier said that
he didnt its edited
and now he's starting an onlyfans lmaooo
They were good pictures
sadly I don’t think he is comfortable with it
He’s only doing it for charity
I’m sure he doesn’t wanna reveal himself like that
@@Monstergaming-qm2tmyears ago he had a nude calendar. I think he’s completely open to it.
@@noirnick1476 The calendar had his parts covered up, the most he showed was his butt.
It’s drains something but usually doesn’t drain your life 😂
if the editor choose any other question, it would be so much worse.
🚨 THIS IS YOUR REMINDER: go buy tickets or merch to see MOMIPLIER’S show, linked in Mark’s recent video. This is the only way to get him to start his OF account 😭 I missed out on the dang calendar he did, I’m not missing this!
^^^
THIS
We did it, we made him start an only fans
Wait, this is edited? I legit didn't even notice lmaooooo
I thought the thumbnail was out of context but no. It was perfectly in context.
Also Mark: she sucked and drained me all out💀
Bro 💀💀
Relatable
Completely, we've all been there, amirite.
@@OfficialSpin Amen brother✊
Very relatable
But As They Say “One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Treasure” 💀
this is so out of pocket yet so funny
The editor need an oscar 😂😂
Maybe you need a oscar of best detective of the world, sherlock
@@Asimus11Fym sherlock he’s just saying its good editing
@@bullzimgo easy on the guy. I’m sure he was scouring the comments to be able to use that line. He just jumped at something where it didn’t fit.
@@bullzimnot that it’s a good line of course
yeah i think so too, whoever they are they must be packing some serious heat
The THUMBNAIL! It’s just Markiplier, holding a sign that says s😱X
That's me during nnn
He is afraid of it... That's why he's starting an OF... To explore the bounds he's willing to take to get over the fear
Honestly, same bro, you can never know if she’ll be pleased or disappointed, and when she looks back, you already know that she’s not enjoying it
"hard to do" ❌
"hard while doing" ✅
Asexual icon markiplier
Leave mark out of your bs
@@DarthNihilus_SWBoo hoo cry some more
@@dr.aurion Mark has a girlfriend stop bringing him into your fantasies, plus being asexual kinda sucks you miss you on one of the most pleasurable things ever
@@dr.aurionalso *Liberal* .
stop making him what he’s not
The short thumbnail must be one of the best thumbnails in UA-cam shorts history
Markiplier asexuality confirmed
Onlyfans : *we dont do the around here*
LOL props to the funniest person who edited this
I didn’t even notice it was edited
This just seems like the dumb shit mark would say lmao
I will die on this hill as well. Also with the fickle editing style of many youtubers nowadays, this could somehow be believable for some lmao
It literally is. You don't understand how many comments I get saying "this is edited!" Or they'll legit believe the shit I've made lmao
@@OfficialSpin Believe me I do lmao
What is markiplier afraid of “animatronics that move around at night.”
No wonder him and Amy don't have kids yet 💀
The power of editing isn't it beautiful?
ya
r/woosh
Yup
@@legoman2274 how?
@@legoman2274bro how?
the thumbnail is perfect
My dumbass didn’t realise this was edited the first time watching
Me, being asexual:
I'm aroace and can relate
I kinda forgot what's that
@@anthxy13 It means I don't have sexual attraction
meanwhile i’m still virgin at 21 who never had his first kiss…
Praise God
Ha sucks to suck
skill issue
Virginity is precious
Im 32 and in the same boat. You're not alone
Bro, the edits go crazy of this single video.😂😂😂
Markerplier, I’m canceling. This is not acceptable. Sexual feelings are defined as feelings with a very strong localized physical pleasure component, or feelings that are closely connected/associated with such feelings. Evolutionary, sexual feelings are closely connected with reproduction; however, the connection is not ordinarily a part of the feeling. Sexual feelings are closely connected towards love and attraction, but these are not necessary for feelings to be sexual. As with all feelings, the essence and identity of sexual feelings lies in the understanding and perception of the feelings. As such, sexual pleasure cannot exist without an appropriate mental context. For example, otherwise pleasant feelings may be not truly enjoyable when the sex is coerced, and the victim may be confused over whether he or she enjoyed the encounter. It is also possible for a victim to enjoy the physical feelings, yet suffer much more from the emotional distress.
Sexual conduct refers to conduct with a sufficient nexus to sexual feelings. Throughout this essay, sex will be used to mean touching with intense sexual feelings, especially touching by another person. This differs somewhat from the standard usage. In particular masturbation, especially mutual masturbation, is treated as a type of sex. The term "sexual intercourse" is used in the conventional way.
As the definition suggests, sexual feelings are not special. The primary difference between sexual and non-sexual feelings is cultural, and the primary non-cultural difference is in the magnitude of the feelings. Consequently, the correct morality for sex is similar to morality for ordinary non-sexual massage. Although sexual feelings may be very strong, sexual behavior can quickly become a normal part of life, with the person's personality largely undisturbed.
Sexual feelings are likely to be stronger when equivalent stimulation is done by another person rather than oneself because with stimulation by another person, you lack a mental preimage of the feelings. Feelings are likely to be stronger when having sex first time (assuming that the physical behavior is equivalent to subsequent times) because of lack of mental constructs to deal with the feelings, and similarly for particular sexual behaviors/situations.
Physical feelings from comparable physical contact tend to be stronger in children partly because to some extent the strength of feelings is relative to other feelings experienced, and partly because of a reduced capacity to internalize feelings into routine mental constructs. (However, biological changes such as puberty may make analogous stimulation incomparable.)
The strength of sexual feelings can create a temporary mental state of altered reality. Basic properties of objects such as shape and color will be remain the same, but the perception will be different, the sexual experience will be the dominant feeling, and the physical world may appear less real.
Physical risks of sexual behaviors are not discussed here. The reader is encouraged to learn about the risks elsewhere, especially if the reader is planning on having sex. Here, it suffices to note that strong sexual feelings and interactions are often physically safe.
Most people in most situations sexually prefer a person of opposite sex. (By contrast, on average people tend to socialize with people of the same sex.) However, it is not possible for one to be sexually attracted to just males or to just females. Sexual orientation is a matter of degree, and your primary sexual orientation does not extend to all possible situations.
On an abstract level, homosexuality has the benefits of equality and inclusiveness. Specifically, in homosexual sex, (when desired) one partner can have approximately the same physical experience as the other. Furthermore, mutual attraction is possible even if there are more than two people. However, there are practical advantages to heterosexuality, such as are diversity (having two types of bodies may provide richer experience), certain biological adaptations, commonness of partners, cultural acceptance, and possibility of procreation.
Sexual feelings are on average pleasurable, but even then, they are not just pleasure. Sexual feelings contain other components and may even include significant pain.
Sexual urges are sexual feelings with a significant desire/suffering component: desire for sexual feelings, and suffering from lack of these sexual feelings. Sexual urges can be satisfied by creating these sexual feelings, usually through some type of genital massage (such as masturbation or sexual intercourse). Sexual urges are generally caused by sex-related thoughts and feelings and can be quite strong. For many people, sexual urges occur quite frequently. Although sexual urges involve suffering or something closely related to suffering, they may have pleasurable aspects as well.
Suffering is necessary for pleasure to exist, and sexual pleasure is not an exception. When done in moderation, unfulfilled sexual desire and sexual abstinence can increase sexual pleasure.
Canceled
What?
Bro are you for real?
Imagine spending your time doing this Bs 💀
So true, so true, man.
Canceled.
I can't even believe people think you actually took the time to type that out
Why did I click on this video oh because of the thumbnail
Bro did not even hesitate💀
Me, an Asexual: *T r u t h*
What’s an asexual lol
And why are you scared of (the thing) ?
@@iicadenxxi1713 *An asexual is someone on the spectrum of asexuality, meaning they have either a distaste for sexual intimacy, an indifference to sexual intimacy, or specific circumstances are needed for sexual intimacy.*
I'm an asexual because sexual acts and subjects makes me uncomfortable. ✨
@@iicadenxxi1713 I'm not afraid of sex, just uncomfortable with it and mostly anything similar to it.
@@Arthrobug that shit was corny asl 💀💀💀
……. I have no words
In that case Let me be your privet therapist😊
Thats funny I thought it was real for a sec😭😂😂
Being asexual myself but also having a shameless fangirl crush on Mark for 7 years, I can see ace Mark as headcanon. 😊
Fnaf 4 is a endless nightmare that takes place after the bite of 83
Asexuals be like:
I thought this was real for a second 💀
I keep getting recommended this video and I watch it every time.
Ofc Markiplier is afraid of sex, meanwhile some of us are so down bad for images of nonexistent women💀💀💀
jokes on you im down bad for Models of nonexistent women
Jokes on you im down bad for existent women
jokes on you I'm down bad for big black oily men