I've always subscribed to the idea that the Rectangular guy is going a have a real Junji Ito / body horror conclusion to his career when they find his body in a chest molded into a perfect rectangle
that shapes guy is kinda tight ngl, my son is almost 2 and he's obsessed with shapes. I shit you not he wakes up in the middle of the night to let me know that squares have 4 sides and circles go round and round. I really gotta show this to him
Man the "ur gender is valid 2 me" was so catchy I googled it and turns out it's a Cork based musician who I heard about years ago called Craic Boy Mental, brilliant hahaha
Sharing your suffering with the innocent, oblivious ears of music fans who flock to your channel for good, new music is a heinous, villainous crime melon. We need atonement.
The funniest part is the last guy has made mgk his sworn enemy and dropped a "numetal" diss track on him, and he also claims he took the ttmd album art photo. Maybe he did. Maybe he didn't but the clout chasing is crazy. Even said mgk and his goons called him threatening his life bc he was wearing a "I ❤️ Eminem and Slipknot" shirt
5:15 these guys can’t stop showing up in MY reels, you have no idea how hard I laughed when I saw them pop up in this video. It was only a matter of time
There really is something to be said about those out there with astoundingly low "irony awareness" and better drive and bravery than the rest of us. We wouldn't have content like this.
For the first time in my life I saw the Skibidi Toilet toy ad thanks to probably clicking on the video titled "Skibidi Cringe" .. I love you Anthony but this won't be forgiven
christian drill is something, I don't know what to add next- its that strange edit: Some of the songs here were surprisingly good, but there is a common problem of people overwhelmingly rhyming and letting that control their entire song 5:40 Vocals are nice even without tuning (second guy) 1:01 Reminds me of a one-off album I'd find in a thrift shop The rest are either respectable or off-putting
Instagram lets these videos run rampant the same way Tiktok loves (loved?) pushing those videos where there's a guy doing a certain vocal inflection onto your FYP
tbh having the daniel johnston vibe and feel is in most cases NOT a compliment though hahah Yes, the guy's music was impactful and inspirational, and I STILL go back to it sometimes, especially to see how people on discord will react and find the people with the right viewpoint to music production, but it wasnt exactly, uh, well made? Anyways, always nice to hear his name dropped, feels like a secret shared when I hear the name from someone
Unsubscribing after being subjected to this
Hey FD!
I love you FD 😍
SHE DONT CAREEEEE THAT UR SQUARRRRRRE
Love your vids, I highly appreciate your opinions. ✌🏻
But the manga is called dandadan not dandandadan🫡
@@Oddly_Nuffbruh he ain’t gonna know the name, he thinks Carti is made for him
I'm a square
I'm a rectangle
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
🗣️🗣️25*25*12 barrss🔥🔥
You're so fucking circle
I wish I was circle
He rhymed 'hangover' with 'chauffeur'. That's art
real "rhyme orange and banana" bar
@@malum9478 BORNANA 🗣🗣🗣
I mean, "over" rhymes with "chauffeur", so... no, it's nothing like bornana.@@malum9478
@@NeoGraenaIt’s ornana
Skithony Biditano here the internet's rizziest music nerd (i fucking hate myself)
@@renapeppers20 HELP
skibidi fortnite
Me too bud
good
Love yourself. This was funny
i just saw skibidi and clicked ngl
Rue and Treal
Fax
hell yeah
Same
Literally brainrot
I've always subscribed to the idea that the Rectangular guy is going a have a real Junji Ito / body horror conclusion to his career when they find his body in a chest molded into a perfect rectangle
was this revealed to you through a vision or like a dream
@@gurnwallace
Fortune cookie.
@@schmui oh ok seems legit
8:49 Don't lie to us Anthony we can all see you hearted it
L O L
Strategic algorithm adjustment. That's what he's doing
Caught in 4k
That's austen
tom macdonald and corpse are his two favorite black musicians, why would he not like a blend of them
that shapes guy is kinda tight ngl, my son is almost 2 and he's obsessed with shapes. I shit you not he wakes up in the middle of the night to let me know that squares have 4 sides and circles go round and round. I really gotta show this to him
Yo BRO YOU GOTTA MAKE HIM STUDY GEOMETRY, HE CAN DEF WIN OLYMPIADS.
Save that for when he turns 15 bro.
the gender one actually made me fucking laugh out loud
"PRONOUNS!!!!!!"
i can’t see from crying of laughter
I fucking love Craic
The way he pronounced 'Non-Binanry-er' made me cry laughing
i dont get it
1:18 To their credit, they do say "Nirvarna" with an R, so the claim is probably accurate...
I huff Nirvarnish remover
"Me and my non-binary cousin were playin' basketball and I surprised them with this" is painfully wholesome.
It unironically kinda slaps ngl
He's confused but he's got the spirit
Comrade Craic is the guy
if i were non binary and someone hit me w that song outta nowhere idk how much id appreciate it, but i do appreciate the sentiment
@@barcelomrozovic1625 that one is an obvious skit and supposed to be funny. unlike the rest of these horrible songs
Lets argue... anthony's algorithm is a reflection of what he searches and watches.
You got him good with this
Big Jackie Chan fan.
I… agree
6:38 nothing but respect for comradecraic tbh my man is out there living his best life and being an ally to queer ppl 🫡
I mean the music is still awful
I cannot believe that Fantano knows that Jakkyman exists now
unrelated but damn your profile pic brings me back to when i used the exact same frame on my some of socials. thank you
6:34 he’s Crac Boi Mental and he’s had many other songs with the same message, this is like his whole thing it’s great
6:57 so I’m pretty certain Craic is doing that ironically (the song not the pro trans he genuinely is supportive of us)
That Non-Binary basketball guy should collab with Peggy
REAL
peggy would sample him if he heard it
Danny Brown has heard it; look up “trans people are my friends”
3:47 -calls his song "Rectangle" -puts a quadrangular prism on his AI thumbail
Man the "ur gender is valid 2 me" was so catchy I googled it and turns out it's a Cork based musician who I heard about years ago called Craic Boy Mental, brilliant hahaha
It's nuts. I get dozens of these reels a day. And I've never seen these ones. There is SO MUCH GOOD MUSIC ONLINE
It is indeed a Jackie world…
6:33 craic boi mental, autistic legend
Dance For Me Mr Tayto Man is a STRAIGHT UP BANGER
bro’s actually goated he produced that beat himself, unironically slaps, plus he’s one of us autistics 😍
what's the song name in the video?
craic boi mental they could never make me hate you
TRANS PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS
2:54 I was not prepared for green haired former CEO turned psychotic cringecore songwriter rectangular boy. Holy moly. Makes me feel very sane.
"IM JUST NOT OVER IT" such poetic words 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Shapes guy is gonna hit us with the parallelogram and he will CHANGE THE GAME.
7:53 that eeyore flow sent me
Please keep this series going
6:50 bro also has a song called transphobes can catch these hands I LOVE that guy lmao
“Went to a problematic frat party and started singing this and now they’re all trans allies!”
Hey, I'm proud of the rectangle guy for coming out as shapefluid. That takes courage!
Sharing your suffering with the innocent, oblivious ears of music fans who flock to your channel for good, new music is a heinous, villainous crime melon. We need atonement.
The funniest part is the last guy has made mgk his sworn enemy and dropped a "numetal" diss track on him, and he also claims he took the ttmd album art photo. Maybe he did. Maybe he didn't but the clout chasing is crazy. Even said mgk and his goons called him threatening his life bc he was wearing a "I ❤️ Eminem and Slipknot" shirt
8:37 “I FELT MYSELF TO SEE IF IM REAL” 🗣️🗣️🗣️
6:02 why he sound like Obama
I had no idea what this comment might be priming me for.. but... lol yeh, that line did sound oddly like Obama
Fr
Let me be clear, he was innocent
5:15 these guys can’t stop showing up in MY reels, you have no idea how hard I laughed when I saw them pop up in this video. It was only a matter of time
you're responsible for your algorithm melon
main skibidi syndrome
omg wait ik you from aoty i’ve talked to you before
Halsey: writes an album about how no one took her chronic illness seriously
Melon: skibidi
@@Mighty_Atheismo Literally
@@BlastedBS you caught me :33
what's your username?
@ ItsOasis
“Evil Anthony doesn’t exist, he cant hurt you!”
Dark Fantano 9:06
Bro this needs to be at least 30 minutes long smh
I read the word skibidi and saw anthony fantano and clicked out of pure confusion
3:11 bragging about being related to royalty isn’t the flex you think it is…
this is my favorite new content on this channel
jakkyboi is great, unfair to have i'm in the same video as rectangle man!
The comeback of reviewing your music
The thing that comes to my mind when hearing that is that the melody sounds like east by earl sweatshirt.
these videos give me the courage to release my own music because I remember I could be much worse
This video giving “main character syndrome”
0:19 i thought man was crouching In the recycling bin. That would be some deep symbolism 😂
These are some of my favourite videos of yours, please make more, they are hilarious. Melon died for our sins
Ppl: please respond to our feedback on your Halsey review
Fantano: Skibidi Cringe
Yeah it’s kind of hard to watch him now
I hope he responds
“He said something mean about an artist I like, you personally owe me an apology!”
Give me a break
What the fuck is a Halsey?
@@gamakujira64e23how does it taste
@@rorysimpson8716 yeah absolutely, saying someone has main character syndrome when they fought cancer and tragic losses is great music criticism
The rectangle guy doesn't realize that both rectangles and circles fit in the square hole
This is the equivalent of pokemon TCG opening vids
And I LOVE IT
51 seconds is crazy.
I'm gonna die inside watching this, aren't I.
Who do you think you are
@@pubert19 sorry what
@ You head me.
@@pubert19 I do not consent
Shoutout to catatonicyouths for their work in sharing musical cringe
im fucking crying this shit is so unserious
1:55 JAKKYBOI MY GOAT
I got Vietnam flashbacks to the convolk/guardin era of music
@zakajus ngl im never gonna stop listening to that era lol
@@okhoody it will be therapy for my late stage alzheimer's
@@zakajusi love guardin and convolk 🖤 saw them live years ago
JAKKYBOI MADE IT 👑
6:34 😭🤣🤣😂 Track of the year,. Shazam'd it, that's goin' in my playlist.
whats the song
@@fluffytheshark”Ur gender is valid 2 me” by Craic Boi Mental
Thanks, I don't feel as bad about my guitar playing anymore. 😅
2:29 this sounds like a danny gonzalez joke song😭
Ong 😭
Nah they are waaaay better
8:28 Sounds like Cal’s been rubbing off on Antony here
There really is something to be said about those out there with astoundingly low "irony awareness" and better drive and bravery than the rest of us.
We wouldn't have content like this.
True: Fantano is just afraid to interview The Rizzler about his favourite Swans albums because his Aura would be negged to hell.
I cannot wait to get off the internet and live in complete solitude away from this mess
This Halsey shit is the last straw, I'm deleting this shit.
@ they all want so much attention
do it now dumbass
For the first time in my life I saw the Skibidi Toilet toy ad thanks to probably clicking on the video titled "Skibidi Cringe" .. I love you Anthony but this won't be forgiven
7:13 brainrot
christian drill is something, I don't know what to add next- its that strange
edit: Some of the songs here were surprisingly good, but there is a common problem of people overwhelmingly rhyming and letting that control their entire song
5:40 Vocals are nice even without tuning (second guy)
1:01 Reminds me of a one-off album I'd find in a thrift shop
The rest are either respectable or off-putting
Instagram lets these videos run rampant the same way Tiktok loves (loved?) pushing those videos where there's a guy doing a certain vocal inflection onto your FYP
This is a good change up, I needed more cringe in my life. Pls do more of these
actually the funniest vid ive watched in a minute
PLEASE do another one of these soon sire Melon I , had me belly laughing and replaying the “I did cocaine” part 😂
that comrade craic was actually a slapper
The only thing this video did is give me appreciation for having you as a filter between me and reels music. Thank you for your service.
I am recktangyuler. (misspelled on purpose)
04:30 maybe he is geometricaly fluid🙃→(⌐■-■)
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
My first thought exactly
6:07 has got to the be the funniest thing on this channel EVER EVER!!! I’m 💀☠️
6:18 is the most Mike Posner-ass voice and theming I've ever heard
*scrolls Instagram for 20 minutes*
"I am the Internet's busiest music nerd"
5:35 drain gang went off the deep end
My man has that Eeyore flow....love Melon's subtle way of calling somebody an ass
7:59 the new billy woods is sounding fire!!
mitchell's giving wall of voodoo
Who is that @7:37? I want to hear the rest of the song
Same!
Honky Tonk Down Yonder by Re-Al Mitchell
I’m loving this new series, please keep doing these. I fucking lost it so many times
The I'm just not over it guys are extremely talents
Fantano should put these into a playlist & make it a series similar to the cringing with.😂
I would watch like two hours of this
5:50 Did bro just sample “If Only” by Raveena and deep rap about a kid OD’ing?!
can't believe the latatatata kid hasn't graced fantano's algorithm yet
Valid to me shouldn’t be grouped in with these, banger
Some people are shapefluid anthony>:(
my god, that last one is tom mcdonald meets korn meets corey feldman, and it makes my skin crawl...
Cure review or we riot
tbh having the daniel johnston vibe and feel is in most cases NOT a compliment though hahah
Yes, the guy's music was impactful and inspirational, and I STILL go back to it sometimes, especially to see how people on discord will react and find the people with the right viewpoint to music production, but it wasnt exactly, uh, well made?
Anyways, always nice to hear his name dropped, feels like a secret shared when I hear the name from someone
4:19 bro’s polygon fluid
This is convincing me to drop the album. What a confidence booster.
0:49 Thought this was gonna be a Sesame Street cover for a second
That haul/fall/crawl guy has that Crispin Glover "Clowny Clown Clown" flow.
2:23 sorry anthony, but I don’t think you get opinions on anything hair related
Bro crackboi mental is actually sick you gotta listen to more
Lmao, just watched The Substance. Seeing Dennis Quaid singing about Jesus is just jarring, haha.
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined