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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • Worst reviewed is back! Tonight's ASMR video took a while so if you enjoy, please smash the thumbs up button! Tonight, the worst dentist takes care of you by "cleaning" your teeth.... hahahaha
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    Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
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    This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @lana-.-3367
    @lana-.-3367 4 роки тому +3179

    “ when you think about it the oceans just a bunch of water “

    • @Lmzsayshi
      @Lmzsayshi 4 роки тому +59

      I've never that about in that way?🤔😂😂😂

    • @streak0919
      @streak0919 4 роки тому +23

      🤯

    • @christophermurphy9661
      @christophermurphy9661 4 роки тому +46

      When you think of it.... youtube is just a app that you watch vids on. DuHHHH

    • @Lmzsayshi
      @Lmzsayshi 4 роки тому +12

      @@christophermurphy9661 🤯wow

    • @Lmzsayshi
      @Lmzsayshi 4 роки тому +9

      @@kingkatyusha2424 no way😱🤯

  • @rayannhunt4738
    @rayannhunt4738 4 роки тому +9922

    This is the one dentist that doesn’t recommend the toothpaste

    • @alextheturkey5695
      @alextheturkey5695 4 роки тому +44

      Yea

    • @hakonolsen8814
      @hakonolsen8814 4 роки тому +120

      Either toothpaste or the Oral B electric toothbrush

    • @mentowinter4398
      @mentowinter4398 4 роки тому +91

      Fudge, I just made a comment like this and started scrolling while proud of myself like oh I'm so smart and original and then I scroll to this comment and I'm instantly disappointed in myself

    • @kamicoasts
      @kamicoasts 4 роки тому +55

      "9/10 dentists prefer Colgate"
      Jojo: actually, I prefer fertilizers for perfect white teeth

    • @imnotaclown9603
      @imnotaclown9603 4 роки тому +18

      @@mentowinter4398 don't be.

  • @nickprice8907
    @nickprice8907 4 роки тому +845

    Jojo: "All of your teeth are going to have to come out."
    I believe I'd be running at that point.

    • @itsaspen8791
      @itsaspen8791 4 роки тому

      Nick Price lol 😂

    • @Catbee222
      @Catbee222 4 роки тому +1

      Ha ha me to id be out that video (also why did he want mg youtube password i have 60 subs)

    • @keegan8141
      @keegan8141 4 роки тому

      Nick Price that is also such a good JJBA pt 2 reference but ik that wasn’t the point

    • @bluesky7768
      @bluesky7768 4 роки тому +1

      @Todoroki Shoto you can use your fire quirk that your father gave to ya,ya fookin brat

    • @DABI_IS_THE_BEST
      @DABI_IS_THE_BEST 4 роки тому

      I'd kick him

  • @megaladon5203
    @megaladon5203 2 роки тому +183

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “Brushing my teeth was a hassle anyway”
    - an overly-satisfied customer

  • @scottjoplin.1429
    @scottjoplin.1429 4 роки тому +921

    “I’m trying to watch my weight”
    *proceeds to get Big Smoke’s entire order”

    • @grassyass7807
      @grassyass7807 4 роки тому +19

      I’ll have 2 number nines

    • @mrfinale3663
      @mrfinale3663 4 роки тому +6

      No he gets what john cena eats

    • @Norst0n
      @Norst0n 4 роки тому

      LMAOAKWKZKWKZMLOL

    • @hankhill7813
      @hankhill7813 4 роки тому +2

      I don't think big smoke's order is that big because he just repeats the other characters order to the intercom.

    • @TRW4.0
      @TRW4.0 4 роки тому

      fking betrayer

  • @asag5655
    @asag5655 4 роки тому +835

    "I've been doing dentistry in the womb... Cause I'm Asian" I lost my shit😂 1:35

    • @depressedboydaniel4597
      @depressedboydaniel4597 4 роки тому +16

      same LOL that was phenominal

    • @tacomas9602
      @tacomas9602 4 роки тому +5

      I don’t get the joke

    • @maxgarza3009
      @maxgarza3009 4 роки тому +4

      SAME🤣🤣🤣

    • @i-landsleepaid2452
      @i-landsleepaid2452 4 роки тому +15

      Vincent Sluga there’s a stereotype that all asian people are really smart and always end up being doctors and stuff so he was playing off of that

    • @roadkill_gto1693
      @roadkill_gto1693 4 роки тому +9

      @@i-landsleepaid2452 it isnt a stereotype our parents kinda force us into doctors, engineering and lawyers....

  • @derpderps6880
    @derpderps6880 4 роки тому +2542

    Bruh has anybody realized
    “Joe’s dentistry and foot massage”
    “Jone’s barbecue and foot massage”

  • @FNKKKOL
    @FNKKKOL 2 роки тому +293

    Timestamps
    0:00 intro
    1:00 searching for you
    2:00 diagnosis
    2:33 asking questions (and rambling a little)
    4:22 asking actual questions
    7:56 showing tools
    10:56 dental work is ready to begin
    13:05 mouthwash
    15:12 flossing
    17:02 dental work with tools
    20:45 jojo dentistry and foot massage special package (coffee)
    23:49 brushing (vegemite)
    26:26 outro
    I know I’m a couple years late but so what

    • @qinglianqi9099
      @qinglianqi9099 2 роки тому +5

      Thx

    • @TheRoseCurse
      @TheRoseCurse 2 роки тому +6

      Thanks

    • @sleepy6582
      @sleepy6582 2 роки тому +6

      The worst rated asmr are the best

    • @thebeanlord7512
      @thebeanlord7512 2 роки тому +8

      Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is somebody’s foot fungus, but it turns out that just might be what you get

    • @FNKKKOL
      @FNKKKOL 2 роки тому +2

      @@thebeanlord7512 what!?😂

  • @milklatte3786
    @milklatte3786 4 роки тому +631

    “I was even doing dentistry in the womb- because I’m Asian” I felt that

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 4 роки тому +1

      milk latté what anime is your account picture of

    • @user-un9hz4wn4h
      @user-un9hz4wn4h 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Garrity it isn’t from an anime, moon star

    • @madisonrochester5601
      @madisonrochester5601 4 роки тому

      I haven’t got to that bit yet....NOOOOO😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂

    • @fnxxl.5476
      @fnxxl.5476 4 роки тому

      I dont get it maybe it's because i'm not american ?? idk

    • @ectasylover
      @ectasylover 4 роки тому

      makes sense

  • @GozieSounds
    @GozieSounds 4 роки тому +2087

    Day 4 of asking for worst reviewed Lawyer/Tour guide

    • @gavingemstone2849
      @gavingemstone2849 4 роки тому +110

      "I'm sure we're going to win this case, because I'm ASIAN."

    • @saltysugar1336
      @saltysugar1336 4 роки тому +7

      Gavin Gemstone he’s Australian not Asian

    • @gavingemstone2849
      @gavingemstone2849 4 роки тому +35

      @@saltysugar1336 In the vid he said he did dentistry in the womb because he is Asian.

    • @saltysugar1336
      @saltysugar1336 4 роки тому +10

      Gavin Gemstone ohh my bad lol

    • @darkpit8178
      @darkpit8178 4 роки тому +9

      So is he like your lawyer and a tour guide t the same time?

  • @caseterrell6296
    @caseterrell6296 4 роки тому +10626

    He’s the 1 out of ten doctors who doesn’t agree

  • @liam9702
    @liam9702 3 роки тому +45

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "He didnt want the pickles on the burger he was eating during the operatipn so he scraped them off into my mouth, fun snack!"
    -Satisfied Sustomer

    • @senko---san
      @senko---san Рік тому +5

      Sustomer 📮📮📮📮📮📮

  • @marshall-z3p
    @marshall-z3p 4 роки тому +1696

    “Date of birth”
    “No way, my great grandfather was born on that day too and that year”
    Hold up-

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 4 роки тому +470

    “My great grandpa was born in that year too!”
    Your great grandpa.... Was born in 2006? Making him 14 years old....

  • @n0urie0
    @n0urie0 4 роки тому +704

    “I was even doing dentistry in the womb because I’m Asian” LMFAOSKJA WHAT

  • @proudpanda1362
    @proudpanda1362 3 роки тому +68

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Fell asleep while he is talking to me, so idk if anything is wrong with my teeth"
    - Very Happy Customer

  • @shadowtrap9210
    @shadowtrap9210 4 роки тому +417

    Everyone: asks for worst reviewed asmr
    Jojo: say no more

  • @PrinceAli_27
    @PrinceAli_27 4 роки тому +2802

    Plot twist:
    Jojo isn’t actually a dentist, he just killed the original one and took his clothes

    • @hredacted3518
      @hredacted3518 4 роки тому +86

      Not many know this but by consuming a dentist you gain their powers

    • @risak4969
      @risak4969 4 роки тому +9

      😳😳😳

    • @nice-wr6qm
      @nice-wr6qm 4 роки тому +14

      @@hredacted3518 DESTRUCTION 100

    • @TJ-yi5xp
      @TJ-yi5xp 4 роки тому +9

      @@hredacted3518 Prototype Vibes

    • @thomasmcnicholas1753
      @thomasmcnicholas1753 4 роки тому +6

      Damn

  • @crypticcfelixx
    @crypticcfelixx 4 роки тому +866

    “Your name has a lot of m’s in it”
    My names Ian

    • @AphelionGG
      @AphelionGG 4 роки тому +11

      Damn I would have loved to see what Swap Papyrus wrote :/

    • @aden9341
      @aden9341 4 роки тому +6

      Sexting Ttory’s where is Anthony anyway?

    • @alec7w72
      @alec7w72 4 роки тому +1

      Texting Story’s no

    • @alec7w72
      @alec7w72 4 роки тому +1

      Texting Story’s ?

    • @alexzw668
      @alexzw668 4 роки тому +1

      Texting Story’s ian si azteca

  • @Emmacp788
    @Emmacp788 3 роки тому +28

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    “ He’s so clean and very sanitary! He itches his nose the shook my hand! So clean! I love how he un-fixed my teeth. What a nice change of scenery in my mouth!”
    - Jœ mämå

  • @cario5265
    @cario5265 4 роки тому +511

    The media: "Coffee is bad for your teeth"
    Jojo: you are fake news

  • @charlie7982
    @charlie7982 4 роки тому +620

    Jojo is that 1 dentist that disagrees with the other 9/10 dentists

    • @tiagopereira966
      @tiagopereira966 4 роки тому +6

      Omg genius

    • @kamicoasts
      @kamicoasts 4 роки тому +23

      "9/10 dentists prefer Colgate"
      Jojo: actually, I prefer fertilizers for perfect white teeth

    • @charlie7982
      @charlie7982 4 роки тому +4

      Kami ReVolt don’t forget white paint

    • @charlie7982
      @charlie7982 4 роки тому +2

      GameClips 321 yeah because I read every single comment on gibis amsr videos. 🙄

    • @millermiller3439
      @millermiller3439 4 роки тому +2

      @@charlie7982 how dare you scan through all of gibi's comments and then heartlessly steal someone's joke for likes?!?! How shameless can you get?

  • @squid_squaffy1149
    @squid_squaffy1149 4 роки тому +589

    Jojo: * breaks jaw*
    Me:* screams in pain*
    Jojo: “just relax”

  • @yeezoyoutube
    @yeezoyoutube 3 роки тому +39

    "I'm trying to watch my weight"
    *orders a full nikocado avocado mukbang*

  • @sreeja7337
    @sreeja7337 4 роки тому +1517

    “Your name has a lot of Ms in them”
    I said Ivy

  • @tinytriangle5081
    @tinytriangle5081 4 роки тому +516

    Jojo: *breaks patients jaw*
    Jojo: "just try to relax"

  • @angryseagull3898
    @angryseagull3898 4 роки тому +2249

    Jojo, “whats your name?”
    Me, “abcdefghijklnopqrstuvwxyz”
    Jojo, “there are a lot of m’s in your name”
    Me, “oh ok then”

    • @jariel1017
      @jariel1017 4 роки тому +95

      My name: MMMMMMMMMMM
      Jojo: WOW your name has a lot of y’s

    • @greylemmen7380
      @greylemmen7380 4 роки тому +34

      my name: grey
      jojo: there’s a lot of ms

    • @acw102574
      @acw102574 4 роки тому +2

      Aaaa

    • @wesleyentrekin1595
      @wesleyentrekin1595 4 роки тому +4

      There is a M in me 😂

    • @TealLlama
      @TealLlama 4 роки тому

      i wonder if this is a copied comment 🤔

  • @Lyssa___
    @Lyssa___ 3 роки тому +76

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    "All of them fell out afterwards"
    - a still satisfied customer

  • @pioscresent6158
    @pioscresent6158 4 роки тому +486

    Me: “It tastes like mint ice cream”
    Jojo flashing a sweet smile: “That means it’s working 😊”

  • @oldaccounti
    @oldaccounti 4 роки тому +651

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Jojo: If you think about it the ocean is just a bunch of water

  • @liamllaramoore99
    @liamllaramoore99 3 роки тому +606

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I can still taste the grease from his fingers."
    -Fredrick Jefferson

  • @The_hampurber
    @The_hampurber Місяць тому +3

    The only way I get good sleep is watching this

  • @isbellewang7479
    @isbellewang7479 4 роки тому +341

    Dr Jo: I’m doctor *proceeds to say the whole of the lion king backwards in traditional Chinese*.

    • @masteryoda5424
      @masteryoda5424 4 роки тому +1

      Ibbie 9ooo lel

    • @wolf_lover1105
      @wolf_lover1105 4 роки тому +2

      Eww ugly

    • @candylynn4421
      @candylynn4421 4 роки тому +1

      @@wolf_lover1105 ermm ok ;-;

    • @jdkendrick2309
      @jdkendrick2309 4 роки тому +4

      HOLY FUCK HE BE SKILLED...

    • @simpityy
      @simpityy 4 роки тому +2

      @@wolf_lover1105 get that's really mean!
      :( please don't say that since that can really hurt someone's feelings 😿

  • @gibbers313
    @gibbers313 3 роки тому +1802

    “I was even doing dentistry in the womb, because I’m Asian” 🤣

    • @argenizherrera447
      @argenizherrera447 3 роки тому +6

      Racist

    • @ihavenoname1712
      @ihavenoname1712 3 роки тому +69

      @@argenizherrera447 it's actually a compliment

    • @qvdz_
      @qvdz_ 3 роки тому +67

      @@argenizherrera447 how? even jojo said it

    • @LinInABin
      @LinInABin 3 роки тому +64

      @@argenizherrera447 I mean Jojo was the one who said it. Plus it’s not even offensive.

    • @clot1752
      @clot1752 3 роки тому +45

      @@argenizherrera447 bro its a joke 🤦‍♂️

  • @xavew
    @xavew 4 роки тому +571

    Him: breaks my jaw
    Also him: jUsT tRy To rELaX

    • @Liam-gs4nl
      @Liam-gs4nl 3 роки тому

      I disliked this comment for 1 reason..... LIVERPOOL. COYS (Tottenham)

    • @l_bmbr
      @l_bmbr 3 роки тому

      OHH DOM CALVERT LEWIN

    • @TheCarTeen
      @TheCarTeen 3 роки тому +2

      After he says just try to relax you:*trying to say you broke my jaw*

    • @ena1785
      @ena1785 3 роки тому

      LMAOOO IM DYINGHRJSJSJS

  • @ixyjay7159
    @ixyjay7159 3 роки тому +27

    Imagine if jo was doing our teeth while Debra was giving us a foot massage.

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 роки тому +399

    “current address?”
    *ARE YOU STILL LIVING THERE*

    • @apocolypticzprogamer3980
      @apocolypticzprogamer3980 4 роки тому +3

      that killed me

    • @JoeNutsHoe
      @JoeNutsHoe 4 роки тому +4

      Do you know that you could move and not change your address

    • @harrison0905
      @harrison0905 4 роки тому

      No I'm not living there anymore

    • @catmal1863
      @catmal1863 4 роки тому

      yes animal crossing

    • @gvx2831
      @gvx2831 4 роки тому

      Globnob Jenkins just go with the joke

  • @purplenemo77
    @purplenemo77 4 роки тому +771

    JoJo: I was even doing dentistry in the womb
    Me: how’s that even possible
    JoJo: because I’m Asian
    Me: oh ok👌

  • @JesusChrist-lv7uo
    @JesusChrist-lv7uo 4 роки тому +675

    him: we’re gonna remove all your teeth
    me: *opens eyes*

  • @withthescienceteam
    @withthescienceteam 3 роки тому +3

    him saying yup and ok is like the most satisfying thing ive listened to for some reason

  • @BillyBob-is8ko
    @BillyBob-is8ko 4 роки тому +776

    Jojo: “My name is *Dr. Dindilinglingchangcheenmingdennisinchoingpow* ...... but u can call me Jo...”

  • @kaitoukai7085
    @kaitoukai7085 4 роки тому +346

    Jojo: your name has alot of m's...
    mr.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM: *why thank you*

  • @yarn5777
    @yarn5777 4 роки тому +301

    Plot twist Jojo is actually studying dentistry in his uni.

  • @pratyupd7502
    @pratyupd7502 2 роки тому +4

    "if you think about it, the oceans just a bunch of water"
    I can't his expression was soo good+

  • @yoyomaster69
    @yoyomaster69 4 роки тому +767

    Jojo: my name is *dr.dinglinglingjingjeepinddentistunjoypow*

  • @user-ks8bp4bj8k
    @user-ks8bp4bj8k 4 роки тому +1672

    JoJo: I was doing dentistry in the womb
    Me: How-
    JoJo: Because I’m Asian
    Me: makes sense

  • @sqiggles5926
    @sqiggles5926 4 роки тому +285

    Open your mouth
    Me: **opens mouth**
    Also me: WHY AM I OPENING MY MOUTH!?

  • @Atruelozer
    @Atruelozer 2 роки тому +5

    I love how he purposely made the glove dirty. The dedication

  • @eddie_3xists
    @eddie_3xists 3 роки тому +714

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I can’t chew anymore.”
    -Amanda Howard

    • @EvanNeri
      @EvanNeri 3 роки тому +2

      AMANDA😂😂😂😂

    • @t0xc._.trdget289
      @t0xc._.trdget289 3 роки тому +7

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
      Yey

    • @latunen5241
      @latunen5241 3 роки тому +2

      @@EvanNeri what

    • @sleeperjazz_04
      @sleeperjazz_04 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Uwuu351
      @Uwuu351 3 роки тому +2

      😅🤣😂🙂🙃

  • @poetess-troubadour
    @poetess-troubadour 4 роки тому +2300

    Every time I see a new «the worst reviewed [job title]» roleplay on this channel, I have that sketch scene going on in my head...
    911: Nine-one-one, what's your emergency?
    Debra: _I've been having this weird guy stalking me for a long time now, he really seems off sorts... I've gone to some extremes to get away from him, I even had to give up multiple workplaces, but he just follows me everywhere I go! His name is..._
    911, in Jojo's voice: Oh hi Debra, sorry to interrupt, but could you hold on on the line for a sec? There's an incoming call from my aunt's friend's son's coworker, I must answer that. Yep, it's really urgent. And then we could go back to helping you with that situation of yours. OK? Goodie, I'll be back before you know it!
    Debra: *_screams inwardly in Debran_*

    • @idvsofi
      @idvsofi 4 роки тому +85

      *d e b r a n*

    • @margotpetit1988
      @margotpetit1988 4 роки тому +61

      🅱️ e b r a

    • @idvsofi
      @idvsofi 4 роки тому +79

      I'm sorry guys I no longer know English, I now speak Debran

    • @jasonbartola6046
      @jasonbartola6046 4 роки тому +16

      haha haha, i didn’t read it but i’ll pretend it’s funny

    • @cario5265
      @cario5265 4 роки тому +3

      Oh my God I'm so done😂

  • @bethanydrysdale4275
    @bethanydrysdale4275 4 роки тому +644

    Jojo: “what’s your name?”
    Me: “Bethany”
    Jojo: “your name has a lot of ms in it”
    Me: “okay I guess”

  • @koridell1540
    @koridell1540 3 роки тому +9

    "I was scared the whole time"
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    -random person

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 3 роки тому +699

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "He made me put 5 stars, please help"
    -Toby Brown

  • @brysontube8160
    @brysontube8160 4 роки тому +370

    Jojo: Whats your current address
    Also jojo: are you still living there
    😂😂

    • @Ndooo622
      @Ndooo622 4 роки тому +1

      Bryson tube 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @valkner4091
      @valkner4091 4 роки тому +1

      Coincidence? I think not

  • @bubzzz1239
    @bubzzz1239 3 роки тому +547

    “I’m trying to lose weight so can I have the whole menu with 3 large cokes and 2 McFlurrys”

    • @firegameboi3782
      @firegameboi3782 3 роки тому +9

      That is keeping ur weight tight on a diet

    • @firegameboi3782
      @firegameboi3782 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @bubzzz1239
      @bubzzz1239 3 роки тому +6

      @@firegameboi3782 yeah it’s almost starving

    • @stayso4py951
      @stayso4py951 3 роки тому +6

      If the ice cream machine won’t work I’ll fucking make it work

    • @Dormanity
      @Dormanity 3 роки тому +1

      Yes and that is $78.63 and would u like a gift card and receipt or no

  • @Prod_by_7
    @Prod_by_7 3 роки тому +4

    I like how both him and Ryan’s ASMR both use “debra” as their secretary

  • @KingDragonzz
    @KingDragonzz 3 роки тому +578

    “CURRENT address?”
    “Okay, are you still living ther-ok”

    • @guizhenzou3722
      @guizhenzou3722 3 роки тому +6

      XD

    • @rachaelwade9737
      @rachaelwade9737 3 роки тому +4

      100th like btw :)

    • @daffy935
      @daffy935 3 роки тому +1

      Me: Help me hel-
      You: crys*
      Thank you for caring about me, I am in heaven now ;)

  • @avaisapeach3444
    @avaisapeach3444 4 роки тому +780

    Dentist: I’ll get an Apple-
    Me: he’s actually trying to watch his weight! Finally
    Dentist: pie
    Me: : ( :

  • @swag_fish03
    @swag_fish03 4 роки тому +378

    "Current address?"
    *pause*
    "Are you still living there?"
    I died just then.

  • @sof4466
    @sof4466 3 роки тому +11

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    I lost full function of my face and I’m feeling better than I have in years!
    - Satisfied Costumer

  • @sautel
    @sautel 4 роки тому +1909

    Jojo: I’m really trying to watch my weight.
    *Procedes to order the whole McDonalds menu*

  • @evanclaassen8709
    @evanclaassen8709 4 роки тому +187

    “If you think about it... The ocean is just a bunch of water...”
    Didn’t think I would leave with an existential crisis

    • @hamfuller2012
      @hamfuller2012 3 роки тому +1

      Wait- you didn't know that? My gosh

    • @dietapple7802
      @dietapple7802 3 роки тому +3

      If energy can't be created nor destroyed does that mean none of this is real

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 3 роки тому

      My brain when I went in hade lowest 2 brain cells after hearing that I know have 3

    • @xmemelord9000x
      @xmemelord9000x 2 роки тому

      Microwave MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ……BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

    • @cwcspyninja2249
      @cwcspyninja2249 2 роки тому

      ???

  • @brayden._.samuel
    @brayden._.samuel 4 роки тому +246

    “Current address?” “Are you still living there?”

  • @h4lita
    @h4lita Рік тому +4

    almost three years later and i still remember the day you released this video 🤣 love it!

  • @Bing.t
    @Bing.t 4 роки тому +527

    Me:
    Nobody:
    Dr DingaLingaLingLingChingCheepingDennisonShoibaw:
    Oh yes I'd love some mcdonalds

    • @Bing.t
      @Bing.t 4 роки тому

      @Jasmine Padilla eh?

    • @Bing.t
      @Bing.t 4 роки тому

      @Jasmine Padilla oh yeah

    • @c_x596
      @c_x596 4 роки тому

      JAJAJAJAJA

    • @sxulleyy
      @sxulleyy 4 роки тому +2

      How many times did you have to rewind the video to get that name right

    • @Bing.t
      @Bing.t 4 роки тому

      @@sxulleyy loads

  • @kanzaki7357
    @kanzaki7357 4 роки тому +357

    "Your name has a lot of "m"s in it"
    Well yes. My name is *MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

    • @3liv937
      @3liv937 4 роки тому

      50 subscribers and I'll upload videos Yare Yare daze

    • @arandomelf3050
      @arandomelf3050 4 роки тому +1

      Yo you almost have so many subs you’ll hafta upload vids

    • @kanzaki7357
      @kanzaki7357 4 роки тому

      Yeah, I'm planning to edit my upcoming videos now that I have 25 subs.

    • @TheChunkyCactus
      @TheChunkyCactus 4 роки тому +2

      WELL MY NAME IS MICROWAVE AND I GO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @dannikamidgley
      @dannikamidgley 4 роки тому

      I do believe this is grammatically incorrect I believe your name is Mmmmmmmmmmm

  • @notme214
    @notme214 4 роки тому +223

    YES FINALLY WORST REVIEWED IS BACK

  • @leiareyes1558
    @leiareyes1558 2 роки тому +2

    When he says it sanitation smanitation shmeh smeh that was really hilarious it was everything

  • @wake_up6792
    @wake_up6792 4 роки тому +630

    No one:
    Jojo: I was doing dentistry in the womb, because I’m Asian
    I died for 5 minutes 😂🤣

  • @TrespasserAlt
    @TrespasserAlt 4 роки тому +343

    Patient: are you a dentist?
    Jojo: well yes, but actually no.

  • @AnimationXen
    @AnimationXen 3 роки тому +361

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I can try a taco smoothie now"
    -Oddly satisfied customer

    • @toasted_pizza5131
      @toasted_pizza5131 3 роки тому +1

      @Lio_ SAMA as a Mexican I'm gonna commit hate crimes

  • @Volunae
    @Volunae 2 роки тому +2

    ⭐⭐⭐
    "My teeth changed colors almost instantly!" - A very impressed yet dissatisfied customer

  • @leeharveyoswarld3482
    @leeharveyoswarld3482 3 роки тому +716

    “ I cant close my mouth now he never told me i could close it”
    A customer with no jaw
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @tobiasdodd9521
    @tobiasdodd9521 4 роки тому +248

    Jojo: don’t brush your teeth for about 15 days
    Also Jojo, LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER: Of course, it ain’t no dentist check up if there isn’t any sort of brushing

    • @Memer_Monkey
      @Memer_Monkey 4 роки тому

      Brid Dodd he said that after brushing not after

  • @KXT_CLOUDY
    @KXT_CLOUDY 3 роки тому +375

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “My teeth became more yellow than a lemon looks great”
    - a satisfied customer

    • @tg28425
      @tg28425 3 роки тому +17

      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
      “I don’t have the ability to talk and I am now homeless but pretty good smile” - a Confused but homeless customer

    • @wattuh
      @wattuh 3 роки тому +3

      Mine where already lol

    • @koltonadkins4572
      @koltonadkins4572 3 роки тому

      So your teeth are as yellow as the star emojis in your comment 😂

  • @Thatonedudeyouknow
    @Thatonedudeyouknow Рік тому +2

    1:02 say my name is mark
    Him: vigorous typing

  • @pplaceholder
    @pplaceholder 4 роки тому +731

    plot twist:
    this is a good dentist, we are just stupid

  • @dogs4ever706
    @dogs4ever706 4 роки тому +214

    Jojo: yea, toothpaste? Never heard of it.
    *proceeds to know what mouthwash is*

  • @erinx4186
    @erinx4186 4 роки тому +328

    “i was even doing dentistry in the womb, cause uh, i’m asian”

  • @StizzyStarStackin
    @StizzyStarStackin 3 роки тому +5

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    “I can’t tell if my inner jaw exits anymore”
    -Reviewer1234

  • @fdp478
    @fdp478 3 роки тому +206

    “Ah Debra” the best opening to a UA-cam series

    • @Justinewichael
      @Justinewichael 3 роки тому

      “Debra” The Original

    • @colonorum5840
      @colonorum5840 3 роки тому +2

      Omg that pfp is scary

    • @JJMK.2010
      @JJMK.2010 3 роки тому

      Ah yes beautiful opening

    • @JJMK.2010
      @JJMK.2010 3 роки тому

      @@Justinewichael so true

    • @dripking1037
      @dripking1037 3 роки тому

      Its from a short film on Hulu called "The Hug"

  • @lilyreese7046
    @lilyreese7046 4 роки тому +406

    JoJo: wow your name has a lot of Ms in it
    Me, a microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @tirzahtimes
    @tirzahtimes 4 роки тому +189

    Jojo:
    Dislocated my jaw
    Also Jojo:
    “Just try to relax”

  • @iii5804
    @iii5804 2 роки тому +2

    I was so tempted to go to sleep the first 20 seconds in but i watched the whole thing and had the best night sleep ever
    11 hours

  • @ae75544
    @ae75544 3 роки тому +189

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I can see sounds and hear colors now."
    - Joseph Stalin

  • @DucksAHater
    @DucksAHater 3 роки тому +293

    “He took my jaw away from me and started cleaning it and whispering to it”
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - almost dead customer

    • @ixxitobruh8790
      @ixxitobruh8790 2 роки тому +5

      😭 we need a doctor-

    • @mrgoat8666
      @mrgoat8666 Рік тому +2

      @@ixxitobruh8790 don’t worry jojo will fix it

    • @sels_rose1
      @sels_rose1 Рік тому

      I cackled😭

    • @DucksAHater
      @DucksAHater Рік тому +1

      @@sels_rose1 hey I forgot I even made this comment lol enjoy the vid

  • @the_not_pro_guy7782
    @the_not_pro_guy7782 4 роки тому +489

    Jojo: "Your name has a lot of "M"s in it!"
    Me, Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome: "NOT RIGHT"

  • @eea141
    @eea141 Рік тому +3

    legend has it that deborah never came back with the mcdonalds

  • @someonenamederix
    @someonenamederix 3 роки тому +557

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Missing half of my skull"
    -Joe Mama

  • @1ts_MoonMan
    @1ts_MoonMan 4 роки тому +300

    He’s was only missing one thing...the candy at the end

    • @pigeon582
      @pigeon582 4 роки тому +1

      Oh no..

    • @TheMobKea
      @TheMobKea 4 роки тому +5

      Here it is if you want it 🍫🍬🍭🍪🍩

    • @mohammadmarsiawala7046
      @mohammadmarsiawala7046 4 роки тому +1

      Or the sticker

    • @TheMobKea
      @TheMobKea 4 роки тому

      @YOUKNOWWHO take it all 🍬🍭🍩🍪🍫🍭🍰🎂🍪🍨🍩🍧🍦

    • @lil_ggelf8461
      @lil_ggelf8461 4 роки тому

      Like latte asmr how in her lice check one where she gives u candy at the end

  • @mamomamomammon4345
    @mamomamomammon4345 4 роки тому +258

    He talking about toothpaste like it’s a drug 😂

    • @debbiedupont1731
      @debbiedupont1731 4 роки тому +3

      who knows it might be

    • @saeedshekhaldin171
      @saeedshekhaldin171 4 роки тому

      Time stamp please

    • @saeedshekhaldin171
      @saeedshekhaldin171 4 роки тому

      Nvm it just came literally 10 seconds after I saw this comment

    • @meghanlindseyml3
      @meghanlindseyml3 4 роки тому +3

      Question1: what is my name?
      Question2: why is your name so long?
      Question3: WHY ARE MT EYES IN MY MOUTH?!?!?!?!?

    • @saeedshekhaldin171
      @saeedshekhaldin171 4 роки тому

      Meghan Lindsey, my name is Arabic you racist son of a ...., ?????

  • @solkid2509
    @solkid2509 2 роки тому +1

    I love how in the thumbnail we don’t have a upper jaw while dentist wolverine stares at us

  • @milez7431
    @milez7431 4 роки тому +475

    “We’re going to need to remove all of your teeth”
    Uuuuum I gotta go to the bathroom✌️🏃

  • @GilbertStacksPaper
    @GilbertStacksPaper 4 роки тому +248

    Jojo: *knocks patient out with “anesthetic”*: Alright, bring up the WikiHow article Deborah

  • @ItsZynix
    @ItsZynix 4 роки тому +295

    "your name has alot of Ms"
    Me, Momntey mc mernsem, mayor of the Marian Mayonnaise mom's memorial home in Michigan: no it doesn't.

  • @derpyboi2828
    @derpyboi2828 Рік тому +1

    i probably shouldn't use this to fall asleep on account of me having a dentist apt tomorrow

  • @3lvin
    @3lvin 4 роки тому +170

    Jojo: what’s your current address?
    Also jojo: do you still live there?

    • @alsoekko
      @alsoekko 4 роки тому

      WOOOOOOW

    • @3lvin
      @3lvin 4 роки тому

      ?

    • @saeedshekhaldin171
      @saeedshekhaldin171 4 роки тому +4

      Jojo: did you have any schedule to check up and clean?
      Also Jojo: what can I do for you?

  • @owensalt
    @owensalt 3 роки тому +410

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “My bones are cold”
    - a satisfied customer

  • @brianherlihy1624
    @brianherlihy1624 4 роки тому +149

    "You fortnite kids doing the flossing, I SWEAR to god"
    5 stars.

    • @leewinter6207
      @leewinter6207 4 роки тому +1

      (^o^)

    • @MR.WendigoVR
      @MR.WendigoVR 4 роки тому +2

      LOL 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @gracegamingluxury5478
      @gracegamingluxury5478 4 роки тому

      Flossing is Awesome if u don't like it mind your Business

    • @brianherlihy1624
      @brianherlihy1624 4 роки тому

      @@gracegamingluxury5478 shut

    • @gracegamingluxury5478
      @gracegamingluxury5478 4 роки тому

      @@brianherlihy1624 why u ain't my mom so I ain't So u ain't stopping me, U ain't worth my time Fake fan

  • @Anasie.
    @Anasie. Рік тому +4

    Me: mentions flossing
    Jojo: What the fortnite dance?
    also Jojo 5 minutes later: pulls out dental floss