ASMR worst reviewed face painter

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  • @cursedmeme7805
    @cursedmeme7805 5 років тому +3578

    Jojo: *drinks paint water*
    Deborah: _excuse me what the fu-_

  • @Miksu__
    @Miksu__ 5 років тому +14598

    Anyone else loving these "worst reviewed" videos?

  • @insertgooduserhere6328
    @insertgooduserhere6328 5 років тому +772

    "I'm just painting your chin"
    *waves brush in front of eyes*

    • @spaghettiman421
      @spaghettiman421 5 років тому +1

      Insert Good User Here your profile pic is the undertale AU that is big no multiplied by 10000000000000000000

    • @bvnny5274
      @bvnny5274 5 років тому +23

      POV: you are a chin

    • @monjurmorshed9967
      @monjurmorshed9967 5 років тому +1

      Insert Good User Here Yep, I love getting paint on my eyes and having mercury poisoning, and going blind. And possibly dying.

  • @jojot7518
    @jojot7518 4 роки тому +682

    Jojo: there’s a chance that there’s mercury in our paint
    Gen z: sick give me a drink

  • @AldenHoffman
    @AldenHoffman 5 років тому +5580

    It would be hilarious if you did a “Worst rated Exorcist” for halloween

  • @ilovemonkeys765
    @ilovemonkeys765 5 років тому +2184

    Jojo: *talks about “Wike Mazowski”the whole time*
    Me: “Oh hes getting to W, hes probably gonna say wike mazowski.
    Jojo: “Willy Wonker”

    • @viwa5960
      @viwa5960 5 років тому +25

      If you read it properly it's actually funny !

    • @kam5060
      @kam5060 5 років тому +37

      EternalPain Willy Wanker

    • @viperblake3375
      @viperblake3375 5 років тому +27

      @Kam it’s November that’s illegal

    • @MAGEMYST69
      @MAGEMYST69 5 років тому +11

      Wyke Wojouskeii

    • @CantThink1Sorry
      @CantThink1Sorry 5 років тому +8

      @@MAGEMYST69 that's smart

  • @depstrider
    @depstrider 5 років тому +1254

    My therapist: Wike Mazowski doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.
    Wike Mazowski: 1:48

    • @Voxxna
      @Voxxna 5 років тому +66

      Wike will keep you woke. He hides out of sight untill he needs to feed. That pain in your stomach isn't bad food... It's a sign wike monsteri has entered. And will not e x i t

    • @lydial658
      @lydial658 5 років тому +23

      Motivat0r :5 then what was that yellow round thing that fell out my butt yesterday?

    • @HelterwithoutSkelter
      @HelterwithoutSkelter 5 років тому +16

      @@lydial658 the sun

    • @ratboy2164
      @ratboy2164 4 роки тому +27

      *_What the hell is going on_*

    • @HelterwithoutSkelter
      @HelterwithoutSkelter 4 роки тому +14

      @@ratboy2164 indigestiom

  • @keesbrinker9778
    @keesbrinker9778 3 роки тому +680

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Is this one star or five stars i cant tell"
    - a customer that did absolutely not suffer from mercury poisoning

  • @destroyeverything8942
    @destroyeverything8942 5 років тому +2959

    Jojo: “You want some water?”
    Me: yes
    Jojo: we cant afford water
    Also Jojo: Deborah can you get me a glass of water for the paint.

  • @Mio_fields
    @Mio_fields 4 роки тому +1369

    This is my first time doing time stamps! So I apologize if its off
    0:00 stirring water
    0:18 drinking "Paint water"
    0:34 more formally welcoming you
    0:46 talking about Halloween
    1:41 saying you want mike Makowski
    2:07 saying he's experienced
    2:36 showing paints
    2:46 telling you about things inside the paint
    3:09 side effects
    3:35 signing waver
    3:54 choosing wrong colors
    5:25 showing cheap paintbrush/uses to clean ears
    6:24 preparing
    7:25 putting on the base color (yellow)/ judging you
    10:51 game time while still painting
    15:34 finishing game
    15:56 choosing more colors
    16:29 would you rather
    18:38 game over
    18:45 cleaning paintbrush
    19:25 last little details
    20:10 Completely finished
    20:55 another game
    21:52 quits game
    22:13 leaving
    Thank you for reading this, I know its very in depth but I hope U like it~
    Edit: I'm not one to talk about likes, but 600? Wow!

    • @Mio_fields
      @Mio_fields 4 роки тому +12

      @Aidan Kuang Aww thx!

    • @sparky4653
      @sparky4653 4 роки тому +15

      Thanks for this!!

    • @Mio_fields
      @Mio_fields 4 роки тому +15

      @@sparky4653 Your Welcome!

    • @yourtrachea518
      @yourtrachea518 4 роки тому +26

      Actually it’s wike wakowski he has two eyes

    • @oochakathe5th16
      @oochakathe5th16 4 роки тому +16

      Darkking
      Actually it’s wike mazowski

  • @lasagna5047
    @lasagna5047 5 років тому +820

    Jojo: There's a "little bit" of Mercury in this paint
    Also Jojo: chugs a full cup of paint water

  • @Ecliblib
    @Ecliblib 3 роки тому +442


    He said "i'm going over your chin" while putting paint in my eyes...
    -A blind costumer who wasn't blind before

    • @Chaos_Toille
      @Chaos_Toille 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂 Thats Exactly why I wear Glasses(Ive been Wearing glasses for 3 years) 😂😂😂😂

    • @Average0Joe
      @Average0Joe 3 роки тому +2

      "oh there is no chin, moving on"

    • @ciara1766
      @ciara1766 2 роки тому +1

      BAGAHAHAHAGAHA

    • @vincentvangothic
      @vincentvangothic 2 роки тому +1

      H0w did u type this then hmmmmm???

  • @dillonhuckins67
    @dillonhuckins67 5 років тому +1262

    mercury: seeping into my pores and suppressing my nervous system
    JoJo: *...we like to have fun here*

    • @talialeanne7521
      @talialeanne7521 5 років тому +9

      Dillon Huckins this deserves more likes 😌😌🤚🏼

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 5 років тому

      @@talialeanne7521 nope

    • @ashleighhunt3323
      @ashleighhunt3323 5 років тому +8

      Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 what do you mean nope

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 5 років тому

      @@ashleighhunt3323 i said it dont deserve more likes

    • @polum
      @polum 5 років тому +5

      Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 why

  • @bellac6311
    @bellac6311 4 роки тому +1233

    "There's a little bit of *mercury* in our paints."
    *Anti-Vax Karens have entered the chat*

    • @greycaudill2263
      @greycaudill2263 4 роки тому +14

      TittyAssNigga You suggest that the person who commented this was stupid, but before you say anything I want you to look at your username and think about that. Don’t go saying people are wrong if you don’t get the joke.

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 4 роки тому +12

      @@goliragames8669 I meant that they entered the chat to complain and freak out, because mercury and metals in vaccines is one of the main reasons they don vaccinate their kids.

    • @trainedkirbylife
      @trainedkirbylife 4 роки тому +11

      i thought it said mercury in our pants and i questioned my life choices

    • @prodbykvz
      @prodbykvz 4 роки тому +10

      lol the people that just got mad at this comment just deleted all of their replies lmaoooo

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 4 роки тому +5

      KvobsPlaysStuff lmao

  • @djalcove3027
    @djalcove3027 5 років тому +365

    Jojo:gives me mercury poisoning
    Me:🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

    • @David_MSO
      @David_MSO 4 роки тому +5

      Hehe, Lol

    • @elliexclarky6172
      @elliexclarky6172 4 роки тому +2

      Lol hehhehe

    • @cutiesoupia
      @cutiesoupia 4 роки тому

      I mean, We have to take a trade off with your health but see how good you look.

    • @r3zz123
      @r3zz123 4 роки тому +2

      I get it since paint has mercury in it. Nice

    • @remarkable4478
      @remarkable4478 4 роки тому

      Honestly who goes to a face painter to get they’re face painted🙃

  • @drpepper3922
    @drpepper3922 4 роки тому +35

    ok but the fact this series exists i’m sure is to fuel our social anxiety

  • @FamousMrChair
    @FamousMrChair 5 років тому +739

    Me: Sooooooo how much does Debra get paid again?
    Jojo: Nothing
    Me: wait a second...

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube 5 років тому +21

      Linda From Daz Games > Debra From Jojo's ASMR

    • @rohitrao9302
      @rohitrao9302 5 років тому +7

      @@marrowyoutube yess thank u i love daz he's a beast and so is jojo

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 5 років тому +2

      ReaperZGaming slave labour

  • @wiseusername2379
    @wiseusername2379 5 років тому +691

    Jojo: "if we are doing wike mazowki we are gonna use a ton of..YELLOW...."
    Wike Mazowski: Am I a joke to you?

    • @maryzimmerman6890
      @maryzimmerman6890 4 роки тому +14

      Plot twist Mike Mazowki’s twin brother is
      Wike Mazowki 😱😱😱

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 роки тому +5

      @@maryzimmerman6890 you mean Mike wazowki

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 роки тому +1

      Glitch Trap bruh, read it again.

    • @maryzimmerman6890
      @maryzimmerman6890 4 роки тому

      Glitch Trap yes thank you don’t know how to spell Lol 😂

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 роки тому

      @@maryzimmerman6890 GOD DAMNIT

  • @oopsksk1304
    @oopsksk1304 5 років тому +341

    “This paint is actually. Rlly. B o o t y.”
    -Jojo 2019

    • @clipsahoy8229
      @clipsahoy8229 4 роки тому +7

      I saw that your comment had no replies and I thought I would confused you lol

    • @jjman810
      @jjman810 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @vscru
      @vscru 4 роки тому +1

      i wish i knew if his laugh was genuine or if it was fake lmao and he tried to hold it in

    • @katedavines5179
      @katedavines5179 3 роки тому

      He's making a half ASMR vidio AND THE OTHER HALF IS JUST BEING hilariously stupid

  • @jmgrule
    @jmgrule 3 роки тому +47

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    " Lost my eye from this, but the spider was amazing ! "
    - A new found pirate.

  • @sickichaotic
    @sickichaotic 4 роки тому +2121

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    I'm totally not getting paid for leaving a good rating
    -A satisfied costumer that's not getting paid to leave a good rating.

    • @satanicangel6384
      @satanicangel6384 4 роки тому +85

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      I'm totaly not getting paid for rating a customer comment.
      -A satisfied replier that's not getting paid to leave a good customer commenting rating.

    • @raymondkoon9431
      @raymondkoon9431 4 роки тому +8

      Why negative 5,000,000,000 stars for this bad comment

    • @raymondkoon9431
      @raymondkoon9431 4 роки тому +4

      Sorry

    • @ryzeau9904
      @ryzeau9904 4 роки тому +4

      What I gotta was the last waqñqnn lmao I just woke up I was in my phone and I typed this

    • @beeisdumbaf
      @beeisdumbaf 4 роки тому +5

      I’m convinced that this isn’t someone that was payed to leave a good rating, and is actually a satisfied customer

  • @matthewheadbang9233
    @matthewheadbang9233 5 років тому +498

    Jojo: these paints have heavy metal in em.
    *cannibal corpse playing in the distance*

  • @foxieartyt7498
    @foxieartyt7498 4 роки тому +398

    Jojo: *”spins water”*
    Also jojo: *OH* hi
    Me: uhh hi
    Jojo: *”sips paint water”*

    • @flamewolf2936
      @flamewolf2936 3 роки тому +4

      Different water, the first one was cloudy but the second one is clear as my ex’s phone to call me

    • @slumjum90
      @slumjum90 3 роки тому +1

      @@flamewolf2936 self burn, those are rare.

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 3 роки тому +1

      @Buffin it’s better for the joke, you can say *mixes paint in the water* but… I think I just disproved myself

    • @PokeCardZach
      @PokeCardZach 3 роки тому +1

      It might be lemonade anyway he didn’t drink the... so called paint water

    • @lobsterdude5132
      @lobsterdude5132 3 роки тому +1

      It has nutritional value

  • @fallingcookies
    @fallingcookies 3 роки тому +42

    The people who disliked were intoxicated by the mercury poisoning and thought it was the subscribe button

  • @SakuraAdachi
    @SakuraAdachi 5 років тому +509

    The fact that this is called “Worst reviewed painter” is concerning, I don’t think bad painters talk to you about Monsters Inc. Only people like Bob Ross do that.

    • @goldeagle1319
      @goldeagle1319 5 років тому +6

      Imperial Spy you my friend are a fucking genius

    • @drvpz2471
      @drvpz2471 5 років тому +3

      So where the fuck are you headed with that

    • @lorenarakijasic1851
      @lorenarakijasic1851 5 років тому

      Imperial Spy epic

    • @kylesmith4513
      @kylesmith4513 5 років тому +1

      I liked this because it's an original comment. So tired of the shitty quote comments.

    • @Eddy-dn1jx
      @Eddy-dn1jx 5 років тому

      @@kylesmith4513 no one:
      Everyone: stfu with that shite
      You mean like that? I know I just used it but yeah it's cancerous in every sense of the word.

  • @cptnr3x256
    @cptnr3x256 5 років тому +356

    Everyone : "That's not in monsters ink!"
    Jojo: "Reality can be whatever I want."

  • @cobythompson8191
    @cobythompson8191 5 років тому +941

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Jojo: paint water is so good for the cholesterol

  • @SootWhisker
    @SootWhisker 3 роки тому +27

    “Yes I know who wike masouski is I had a childhood”
    Me: **dying laughing on the floor**

  • @deannar1155
    @deannar1155 5 років тому +68

    Jojo is killing it with the "worst reviewed" role plays

  • @clipsahoy8229
    @clipsahoy8229 5 років тому +339

    JoJo: *chugs a cup of paint water that contains mercury*
    Me: Yeah that makes sense

  • @jpoponiak
    @jpoponiak 4 роки тому +820

    " There's a little bit of mercury in our paint "
    Gen Z with TidePods: ⁿᵒⁱᶜᵉ

    • @tygenwiese7370
      @tygenwiese7370 4 роки тому +15

      ńòíćè

    • @Thatscrayzee
      @Thatscrayzee 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @eugene9133
      @eugene9133 4 роки тому +9

      Think thats bad? Gen z also invented a challenge to light them selves on fire. Sometimes being a gen z isn’t the best.

    • @jpoponiak
      @jpoponiak 4 роки тому +6

      @@eugene9133 b..b..but I'm gëñ Z
      Also I may have done that challenge

    • @joeyharwood1086
      @joeyharwood1086 4 роки тому +1

      How do you get such small letters?

  • @missing_username-m6s
    @missing_username-m6s Рік тому +10

    This video is like a checkpoint to me, i keep coming back here every evening because this video is hilarious, it comforts me, cheers me up and puts me to sleep

  • @squidwardsclarinet2391
    @squidwardsclarinet2391 5 років тому +160

    14:49
    “oh of course mr. krabs with a q”
    that had me dead🥴😂

  • @jetpack3157
    @jetpack3157 5 років тому +443

    “That’s what she said”
    *flashbacks to the office* 😳

    • @pebisv1653
      @pebisv1653 5 років тому +10

      *flashback to the white girl war of 2018*

    • @Patrick-nm1dd
      @Patrick-nm1dd 5 років тому +1

      I was the 169th person to like this

    • @luist9560
      @luist9560 5 років тому

      Isaac Pereda p m M M mm mmmm. L mm m Mm m

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 5 років тому

      Oh hec not again-

    • @Slowk_yt
      @Slowk_yt 2 місяці тому

      Ahhahahahaha 🤣 *laughts in the Office meme*

  • @keego3917
    @keego3917 5 років тому +2353

    How about
    “Worst Reviewed Reviewer”

    • @canis3432
      @canis3432 5 років тому +37

      *Majin Octoling* underrated comment

    • @wolfpack7647
      @wolfpack7647 5 років тому +15

      How about a worst reviewed reviewer were reviewing someone Yep

    • @yukionnaslayer1
      @yukionnaslayer1 5 років тому +6

      So jojo reviewing nostalga critic really badly

    • @user-tw1pm6nr5e
      @user-tw1pm6nr5e 5 років тому +2

      J

    • @oss_james
      @oss_james 5 років тому

      Reverse card

  • @mohara6452
    @mohara6452 Рік тому +4

    Even after 4 years, this type of ASMR is my favorite. Nothing like getting back to home

  • @picklesonrice6964
    @picklesonrice6964 5 років тому +657

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    JoJo in the description: *"rate five stars or I will paint a willy on your face"*

    • @corevortex6198
      @corevortex6198 5 років тому +4

      Pickles on Rice i did

    • @anxgii
      @anxgii 5 років тому +1

      Ummmmmmmm lol

    • @str_aubrey
      @str_aubrey 5 років тому +9


      "I left with 🅱ercury 🅱oisoning"
      -🅱erry 🅱ee 🅱enson

    • @rockst.r5
      @rockst.r5 5 років тому +3

      This is a stupid question but how do you use bold

    • @picklesonrice6964
      @picklesonrice6964 5 років тому +4

      @@rockst.r5 use this thing once before and after you type * *Pickles on Rice*

  • @duccducc3186
    @duccducc3186 5 років тому +379

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I don't want a Willy on my face."
    - A person

    • @DylanE456
      @DylanE456 7 місяців тому +2

      💀💀💀

  • @wiseusername2379
    @wiseusername2379 5 років тому +173

    Jojo: "How are you feeling"
    Me: Well I am hungry and i-
    Jojo: "Your hallucinating?"
    Me: No I didn't say that

    • @bigchung7434
      @bigchung7434 5 років тому +5

      Stop trying to get likes please it is obvious what you are doing you. Have commented like 4 times already, just stop, no offense but you're not funny.

    • @jeremylee5527
      @jeremylee5527 4 роки тому +4

      asmr 3dio she has at least 5 times as many likes as you asshole

    • @Nightmare-fg4be
      @Nightmare-fg4be 4 роки тому +3

      big chung ya dude only five likes

    • @dracodux
      @dracodux 4 роки тому +3

      big chung who asked

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 роки тому

      @@dracodux Me

  • @erisandme6323
    @erisandme6323 4 роки тому +81

    What a character from Monsters Inc. that starts with C?
    Jojo: Mr. Krabs 🦀 🍔 💵

  • @marissabrady6187
    @marissabrady6187 5 років тому +1310

    Don’t know if my tingling is from the asmr or the mercury

  • @cswansongtford
    @cswansongtford 5 років тому +289

    Jojo:"what do you want painted for your costume?"
    Me:"a surgeon mask"
    JoJo:"Wike mosowski"
    Me:"no"

  • @kawaiidonut2218
    @kawaiidonut2218 5 років тому +186

    *Me*- Can we go to a face painter?
    *Mom*- We have a face painter at home
    *Face painter at home:*

    • @wisky8693
      @wisky8693 4 роки тому +1

      first reply

    • @Memer_Monkey
      @Memer_Monkey 4 роки тому +2

      Who tf as a face painter at home

    • @Memer_Monkey
      @Memer_Monkey 4 роки тому

      sad nobody asked/gives a fuck/cares

    • @wisky8693
      @wisky8693 4 роки тому

      Swap Papyrus yeah ik :(

    • @Memer_Monkey
      @Memer_Monkey 4 роки тому +1

      sad didn’t expect y’a to reply congrats y’a passed the vibe check and I failed to start an argument

  • @StizzyStarStackin
    @StizzyStarStackin 3 роки тому +21

    ⭐️ ⭐️
    “He used permanent marker instead of normal paint.” -Reviewer1234

  • @princessgalaxia
    @princessgalaxia 5 років тому +188

    Nobody:
    Jojo: *I love the refreshing taste of paint water first thing in the morning.*

    • @baniracc
      @baniracc 5 років тому +2

      mercery and earwax tastes nice aswell

    • @MAGEMYST69
      @MAGEMYST69 5 років тому +3

      same with pain and agony

    • @hello._.whatdouwant2951
      @hello._.whatdouwant2951 5 років тому +1

      @@MAGEMYST69
      - v e r y g o o d s t u f f
      f o r t h e c h l e s t r o l -

  • @owensalt
    @owensalt 5 років тому +167

    “WiKe MaZoWsKi Is YeLlOw”
    And this, my friends is what we call quality content.

  • @alexb2623
    @alexb2623 5 років тому +1686

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Jojo: WiKe MaZoWsKi

  • @Ocearls
    @Ocearls 4 роки тому +12

    “Yeah we do face painting here is that even a question”
    THAT GOT ME LMAO

  • @ndb4979
    @ndb4979 4 роки тому +325

    Jojo: Our face paints may or may not have mercury in it
    Also Jojo: Impressively chugs paint water

  • @scodyfps
    @scodyfps 4 роки тому +276

    Me watching this in late September: ok
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Not being threatened to leave a good rating
    - a customer not being threatened

    • @mr.plaguedoc2880
      @mr.plaguedoc2880 4 роки тому +6

      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
      “Oh god they are holding me gunpoint and demanding that I rate 5 stars oh god oh f***”
      - A happy costumer that totally wasn’t held at gunpoint

    • @Stp1497
      @Stp1497 3 роки тому +1

      @@mr.plaguedoc2880 *BANG* “shit we forgot to turn the camera off.”

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 3 роки тому +1

      🌮 🌮
      💪🥲🤌
      I brought tac-oh my god someone call the p- **bang**

    • @jimjim4022
      @jimjim4022 3 роки тому

      D

    • @geotheleo2716
      @geotheleo2716 3 роки тому

      Me watching almost a year later

  • @AOB454
    @AOB454 5 років тому +156

    Wait a minute he looks like the guy that gave me that awful cranial exam

    • @moony_padfoot
      @moony_padfoot 4 роки тому +3

      Ya ikr
      Lol

    • @agenderacademia594
      @agenderacademia594 4 роки тому +10

      Also that guy who gave me the worst haircut ever! Seriously he made my hair pink with mercury hair dye.
      Such a coincidence

    • @Sleepy-yp4wx
      @Sleepy-yp4wx 4 роки тому +9

      Hold on... Isn't he that dentist that sprayed week-old coffee onto my teeth?

    • @willvallance5804
      @willvallance5804 4 роки тому

      And the dentist

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +1

      And my dumb tutor that didn’t even teach me anything....

  • @sweetheartrockabilly
    @sweetheartrockabilly 3 роки тому +9

    I like how every time he says yellow he looks straight to the camera like he still mad after we say Wike Mazowski is green

  • @cieraslays7442
    @cieraslays7442 5 років тому +317

    *me getting my face painted at his shop*
    Me:
    Jojo:
    Jojo: "I would just like to say your nose is really hard to work with. Yeah its really bulchy and gross, but i mean GeNiTiCs RiGhT"

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +3

      Ciera Messom you Squidward’s sibling, correct?

    • @cieraslays7442
      @cieraslays7442 4 роки тому +4

      @@Angiesunshine13 Yess. Can you help me reunite with squidward!

    • @mr.chickennugget2944
      @mr.chickennugget2944 4 роки тому +6

      Plot twist: He was painting a mirror

    • @cieraslays7442
      @cieraslays7442 4 роки тому +3

      @@mr.chickennugget2944 😂😂

  • @geebygeeber
    @geebygeeber 5 років тому +753

    Why is Jojo wiping his hand after a handshake deeply offending me

    • @redvoids8657
      @redvoids8657 5 років тому +50

      AgnusTale• アグナステイル he doesn’t want ya filthy hand germs on his hands

    • @Cheese-xf2nj
      @Cheese-xf2nj 4 роки тому +9

      H E A L T H

    • @Goninja_
      @Goninja_ 4 роки тому +7

      Because he does not want your disease

    • @Goninja_
      @Goninja_ 4 роки тому +4

      Jk

    • @stereodegree2257
      @stereodegree2257 4 роки тому +5

      They asked why it offended them, not why JoJo did the action in the first place.

  • @forgottenarsenic5409
    @forgottenarsenic5409 5 років тому +409

    No one:
    Not a single person:
    Jojo: ThaTs WhAt ShE sAiD

    • @MAGEMYST69
      @MAGEMYST69 5 років тому +8

      乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄|匚匚

    • @jacoblehr3064
      @jacoblehr3064 5 років тому +7

      Stfu with these nobody comments they’re so fucking annoying

    • @Ticklepickle875
      @Ticklepickle875 5 років тому +2

      Forgotten Arsenic literally Michael Scott u dweeb

    • @asdfgyjhvj7881
      @asdfgyjhvj7881 5 років тому +8

      Mickey Succ U Nutt No one:
      Not a single person:
      You: sTfU wItH tHeSe NoBoDy CoMmEnTs ThEyRe sO fUcKiNg AnNoYiNg

    • @Dizee.
      @Dizee. 5 років тому +5

      I'm Trying to Make You Mad.. Name checks out

  • @No-xi9jh
    @No-xi9jh 3 роки тому +12

    ⭐️
    “He drank the paint water, when didn’t clean his hands, I’m scared.”
    -a very afraid customer

  • @LIMEHEADx
    @LIMEHEADx 5 років тому +72

    ”Im just wetting up my brush, you feel me.”
    ”So im just gonna start dipping my brush, thats what she said.”

  • @kellymarkgraf6100
    @kellymarkgraf6100 5 років тому +553

    “You have a big forehead”
    -Jojo’s ASMR

  • @eyyeyy6939
    @eyyeyy6939 5 років тому +93

    "We are using this very TECHNICAL brush"
    Wait a minute...

  • @zephyrusorcleo7383
    @zephyrusorcleo7383 3 роки тому +6

    "I'm going to take care of you, I'm very experienced in my job, I have been face painting for many years"
    *sir, you just drank paint water*

  • @almapaczko3711
    @almapaczko3711 5 років тому +136

    “I’m just gonna start tipping my wet paintbrush- THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID-“
    Edit: people, Jojo said that, not me 6:44

    • @entity42
      @entity42 5 років тому +6

      @Alex Morrison Mom pick me up I'm scares

    • @captainmagma6204
      @captainmagma6204 5 років тому +5

      T h e o f f i c e

    • @leonardoduarte7855
      @leonardoduarte7855 5 років тому +2

      @@entity42 i am reads

    • @joaotoe2833
      @joaotoe2833 5 років тому +3

      @Alex Morrison jojo said that you idiot

    • @cyrerodriguez7352
      @cyrerodriguez7352 5 років тому +1

      @Derpy Marshmallow I get that he didn’t know but you didn’t need to call him an idiot...
      Skeppy: idot
      You don’t need to get it and it is spelled wrong I did that on purpose

  • @brylinton3643
    @brylinton3643 4 роки тому +244

    Him: Do you want water?? Yeah sorry... we can’t afford water.
    Me: then wtf is the paint water made of...
    >~

    • @cutiesoupia
      @cutiesoupia 4 роки тому +8

      It's made of spit.

    • @Sleepy-yp4wx
      @Sleepy-yp4wx 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry if I'm not getting a joke as I'm bad at picking up on stuff like this, but paint water is made of water. It is merely called paint water because artists get the brush's colour off by dipping the paint into the water.

    • @ingabeanga6423
      @ingabeanga6423 4 роки тому +5

      @@Sleepy-yp4wx He meant that Jo said they couldn't afford water, but there was water for the paint, so this person was asking what the paint water was made out of they couldn't afford water

    • @blueninja9513
      @blueninja9513 4 роки тому +2

      Is vodka. Vodka is BEST

    • @Sleepy-yp4wx
      @Sleepy-yp4wx 4 роки тому +4

      @@ingabeanga6423 Yeah, I realised about 1 day after the reply and hoped that nobody else would notice my reply, but here we are.

  • @Roast_Potato13
    @Roast_Potato13 4 роки тому +151

    Jojo: so what are you doing after this?
    Me:taking a shower
    Jojo: am I invited? :>

  • @gemmahamlet7410
    @gemmahamlet7410 4 роки тому +7

    Imagine being some who just wants a face paint
    Jojo: drinks paint water
    Customer: isn’t that bad

  • @wiseusername2379
    @wiseusername2379 5 років тому +51

    Jojo: "ok my turn G"
    *Also jojo: GREG PAUL*

  • @Kio_yt6070
    @Kio_yt6070 5 років тому +195

    Him: “ *shakes my hand* “
    Me: “ *rubs my hand on my shirt (I’m a germaphobic)*
    Him: *dose the same*
    Me: “ *smiles* I can tell we’re going to be those two types of people who hate each other but act like they don’t but they clearly do.”

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 5 років тому +5

      isn’t that the plot to jojo’s bizarre adventure

    • @abishire-jq3wn
      @abishire-jq3wn 4 роки тому +14

      Germaphobic sounds like the phobia of Germans, always remember many Germans can be passed by shaking hands

    • @tylerl0cke782
      @tylerl0cke782 4 роки тому +1

      Learn to spell you clown

    • @yxgnwade8181
      @yxgnwade8181 4 роки тому

      Now is time to be germaphobic

    • @mattk8460
      @mattk8460 4 роки тому +1

      its germaphobe

  • @orbincarter1727
    @orbincarter1727 5 років тому +62

    Me: Almost asleep
    Jojo: that's what she said
    Me: dying in laughter
    Also me: cant get back to sleep

  • @Sean2dr1ppy
    @Sean2dr1ppy 4 роки тому +1

    Am i the only one that finds the worst reviewed videos relaxing/tingly???

  • @yamez3225
    @yamez3225 5 років тому +75

    “Mercury is sooooo 1995”
    I laughed so hard.😂😂😂😂

    • @zombie7318
      @zombie7318 5 років тому +1

      Mercury poisoning not just mercury

    • @Kyujuu
      @Kyujuu 5 років тому

      Bill cipher yeah ok smartass

  • @lilly3920
    @lilly3920 5 років тому +131

    "I was just cleaning out the paint water I used from my last client."
    Cleaning the water, good good, why does this place have one star?
    *chugs the water*
    😰😰😰😰

    • @brylinton3643
      @brylinton3643 4 роки тому

      Lilly Page I cackled at this part idk why it’s so funny to me halp

  • @lig6087
    @lig6087 5 років тому +154

    Him: Mike is yellow
    Mike's of the world: racism

    • @beatsabercentral5198
      @beatsabercentral5198 4 роки тому +8

      LIG wike

    • @cutiesoupia
      @cutiesoupia 4 роки тому +3

      "No, its wike mazowski. You probably havent seen the movie then if your making that typo" Jojo's asmr 2019

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +3

      Excuse me....don’t you mean Wike? I’ve never heard of a “Mike”

    • @flamewolf2936
      @flamewolf2936 4 роки тому +1

      Wike Miscowsi? 🤣🤣

  • @disappointmentsanddisgrace1210

    I love his unhinged-from-frame-1 typa vids. Like, within the 1st min, we have the worst brush you've seen in your life, him drinking paint water from a brush that has been on someone's face, paint water being good for cholesterol, "how can I do you?", Deborahhh our beloved & the psychotic zoom at a reasonable question.
    And it only gets worse (better).

  • @SightFilms
    @SightFilms 5 років тому +221

    jojo: "this brush is highly technical"
    is this... what i think it is?

  • @s0larsirenx
    @s0larsirenx 4 роки тому +587

    ★☆☆☆☆
    “He didn’t paint the spider man on my child good enough!”
    -An angry Karen

  • @fmbhxncho
    @fmbhxncho 5 років тому +118

    I just like how he wipes his hand on his shirt everytime he shakes someone’s hand🤣

  • @ghostface5420
    @ghostface5420 Рік тому +2

    Whenever the game part comes up I always get tingly.

  • @yaimi84
    @yaimi84 5 років тому +490

    Jojo: sorry we can’t afford water
    *HaS wAtTeR*

    • @brianliu38
      @brianliu38 5 років тому +19

      can you afford proper spelling?

    • @whyinalt5207
      @whyinalt5207 5 років тому +12

      Brian Liu oi can u afford manners DUDE huh DUDE

    • @prsly.h6739
      @prsly.h6739 5 років тому +12

      What is the point of commenting and responding with aggressive intentions, both of you, come on.

    • @yaimi84
      @yaimi84 5 років тому +3

      Please stop fighting

    • @brianliu38
      @brianliu38 5 років тому +5

      @@prsly.h6739 it was a joke, sorry if it offended anyone... ;-;

  • @georgeduvall1666
    @georgeduvall1666 5 років тому +170

    Everyone: comes here to feel relaxed
    Me: comes here to see what he says to Debra
    Edit:thanks for all the likes

  • @noaisa991
    @noaisa991 5 років тому +112

    “Just let the mercury do it’s thing”
    YALL I LOST ITTTTTT

  • @fruble5567
    @fruble5567 Рік тому +1

    Bro those paint pallets are what cause small fights in my art classes it’s always the clean ones that are desirable.

  • @Redflaredragon
    @Redflaredragon 4 роки тому +86

    This should just be called “making fun of you asmr”

  • @diecxst1517
    @diecxst1517 5 років тому +660

    Nobody:
    Jojo: “we only have one costumer...YeS wErE vErY bUsY”

    • @nicholaswhite4021
      @nicholaswhite4021 5 років тому +4

      he saud that when I read this.

    • @nj-07
      @nj-07 5 років тому

      @Nicholas White i am sorrie but.... *said

    • @killer-gg9ee
      @killer-gg9ee 5 років тому +3

      @bloomy skylar im riryl sorry its sorry not sorrie

    • @tsgzt2108
      @tsgzt2108 5 років тому +1

      @@killer-gg9ee its really not rhirly

    • @killer-gg9ee
      @killer-gg9ee 5 років тому

      Tob thats the joke

  • @loobanvlog2889
    @loobanvlog2889 5 років тому +30

    Jojo: what do you want to be for Halloween
    Me: Post Malone
    Jojo: *waik mazowski*

  • @Faltaire
    @Faltaire 3 роки тому +2

    Jojo: does the rp
    UA-cam subtitles: music

  • @thedecentgamer7818
    @thedecentgamer7818 5 років тому +62

    We gonna ignore the fact that he drank the paint water, and then later said they contained mercury? >_>

  • @namelessvt
    @namelessvt 5 років тому +83

    Jojo: U will start to feel a slight tingle
    Me: R u sure thats paint.....
    cause paint ain't suppose to do that

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 5 років тому +1

      Life Is fun it’s actually stomach acid

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 5 років тому +2

      It’s the M E R C U R Y

    • @UnknownPerson-rr8yx
      @UnknownPerson-rr8yx 5 років тому +1

      Some paints aren’t made to come into contact with flesh

    • @TheNiaomi
      @TheNiaomi 5 років тому

      Not to burst your bubble but your right side of your face has melted due to the acid

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 5 років тому

      niaomi Flewers not to burs your face but

  • @loesilva2377
    @loesilva2377 5 років тому +40

    “Yes we do face painting is that even a question” 😂🤣😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Sillygoosie0
      @Sillygoosie0 4 роки тому

      Step chicken, what are you doing in jojos comment section

  • @gameswithyves7912
    @gameswithyves7912 4 роки тому +3

    Jojo: we are really busy
    2020:I don’t think so

  • @charliekozak1649
    @charliekozak1649 5 років тому +46

    Me an artist: *sees paintbrush*
    Me: Get that crap out of my face

  • @chickengatorade2499
    @chickengatorade2499 5 років тому +420

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    JoJo: yes, Wike Mazowski is yellow and has two eyes

    • @jacoblehr3064
      @jacoblehr3064 5 років тому +3

      Stfu with the no one comments

    • @peeramiid7767
      @peeramiid7767 5 років тому +10

      Mickey Succ U Nutt stfu with the stfu with the no one comments

    • @Demonic_Pulsar
      @Demonic_Pulsar 5 років тому +7

      @@peeramiid7767 You stfu with the Mickey succ u nutt stfu with the stfu with the no one comments

    • @peeramiid7767
      @peeramiid7767 5 років тому +6

      Xertaii i wanna keep it going but my brain is confusion

    • @domino5715
      @domino5715 5 років тому +1

      @@peeramiid7767 my brain view your comment as "THE BIG CONFUSION"

  • @xenon9609
    @xenon9609 5 років тому +51

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Jojo: let me drink the dirty water from the last customer

  • @alex-ut2pv
    @alex-ut2pv 4 роки тому +1

    this is genuinely my favourite video ever

  • @codekaix1601
    @codekaix1601 5 років тому +381

    Jojo: What are you Don’t after this
    Me: Sleeping-
    Jojo: *Am I invited*
    Me: what-

  • @aidenhyoudou6490
    @aidenhyoudou6490 4 роки тому +104

    Jojo: you want any water?
    Me: sure
    Jojo: sorry we cant afford water
    Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK THEN!!!!!!

    • @demnwolfe1159
      @demnwolfe1159 3 роки тому +2

      @DumbxBunny oh 😃

    • @4shotss
      @4shotss 3 роки тому +2

      @@demnwolfe1159 yes 😀

    • @snmshotz3697
      @snmshotz3697 3 роки тому +1

      @DumbxBunny african water ;)

  • @anonymousintroverts3498
    @anonymousintroverts3498 5 років тому +39

    Jojo: would you rather have a sharpened pencil shoved up your-
    *demonetization has entered the chat*

  • @nathanreed7242
    @nathanreed7242 3 роки тому +5

    i personally like how he wipes his hand after shaking ours everytime

  • @armanicrompton787
    @armanicrompton787 5 років тому +71

    “We’re Really busy today” *one person in the whole day* 😂

  • @sourwasabi5052
    @sourwasabi5052 5 років тому +113

    Jojo: “Are you ok with possibly being blind, sick, and straight up dead?” Me: ..... Well it’s a Monday so...... LETS DOOO ITTTT

  • @TheEgyptYoshi
    @TheEgyptYoshi 5 років тому +19

    So glad he’s back again with the worst reviewed series!
    This is a best reviewed Asmr UA-camr!

  • @AveragePixelEnjoyer
    @AveragePixelEnjoyer 5 років тому +116

    I know why it's worst-reviewed. He's wearing a white shirt while painting.

    • @StrixWar
      @StrixWar 5 років тому +6

      Emily Madison Hart and using the brush that came from the kit

    • @itsyecow8280
      @itsyecow8280 5 років тому +3

      It means he has no fear

    • @sirchimkenmcnumget3632
      @sirchimkenmcnumget3632 5 років тому

      Big oof

    • @frencyn995
      @frencyn995 5 років тому +1

      Itsyecow_ yeah ikr.. commitment 🤩😂