Trump and his administration has everyone distracted talking about ICE raids and illegal immigrants while he robs us blind, raises prices, and reduces/tries to remove all of our benefits in the background.
Does JD Dunce not realize WE CAN’T AFFORD TO HAVE KIDS. But his statement is because poor people are not having kids which means there will be fewer people to fill in minimum wage job openings in the future. JD Dunce is worried who’s gonna fill those positions if not for poor people’s kids.
The will falsely convict and incarcerate more innocent people and force them to work without pay like they do now. Prisoners are released to work in fast food restaurants, the prison gets paid by the restaurants but the workers/inmates get nothing. Slavery in ‘America the free.’ Happens all over the south already.
By babies they mean eventual child laborers, and by eventual child laborers they mean eventual slaves. It's a birthing cult - pro-life = pro-birth, not pro-healthy-well-fed-and-educated-children, and certainly not pro-citizen.
There's two reasons for that actually. 1) It's a lot lighter and easier to propagate something by using honesty and humor because if the truth was spoken to the American people it would be devastating. 2) Understand that this is not something new and much more reliable than being gaslighting
I think that your comment is unfair. It applies to Trump and his thugs, but many politicians are quite admirable. They are public servants who are trying to make the world better. Obviously, not Trump and his gang, but others.
Zelynskii both in a decade real men start with humour graduate to leader& he’s hotter than any leader…well maybe Macron too, w/ all that chest hair….Mmmmmen in power. Canadas newest hotly Charlie Angus political rock star…. for decades❤
Someone needs to explain to me why Vance wants more babies but wants on the other hand to deport Migrants. Um, Immigration would solve our population decline. Pure stupidity.
Their plan is to force women to have children they can't afford so there's generations of bodies for the wars they wage and factories to earn slave wages in!
The guy who crafted Project 2025 wrote in his book (the one JD VANCE wrote the foreword for) that having children should not be considered an “optional individual choice” but “a social expectation or a transcendent gift.” Basically If you've got a womb, it better be full. And it won't be an "“optional individual choice”.
Look up the play Fuente Ovejuna. It’s a Spanish play written in Shakespeare’s time but unfortunately extremely timely today. I saw it the day after the election and goddamn
Yep. That's the logical conclusion. If you want more babies but you don't provide healthcare, parent leave, safety for children, wages that sustain a family etc., and even forced birth won't get you there numbers-wise, then that's the only way to get where he wants to be.
Trump and his administration has everyone distracted talking about ICE raids and illegal immigrants while he robs us blind, raises prices, and reduces/tries to remove all of our benefits in the background.
He wants more babies but is part of an Administration who wants to get rid of Wick, School lunches, doesn't support affordable child care etc. Do we need to go on? I wonder what his wife thinks?
Who would bring a child into this chaos? When science, technology and education become the key topics instead of hate, nationalism and fascism . . . maybe then.
Oh, don’t worry about technology not being a key topic, that thing is at the front and center pushing the hate, nationalism, and fascism onto the people - Elon swears by it, and evidently salutes it, too.
I think any couple wanting to have more kids would do well weighing how many eggs that child is likely to eat under their care and then consider if they can afford those eggs 🤣
Correction: bats aren't actually blind, thats a common myth popularized by the adage "blind as a bat" In fact they can not only see, they also have pretty competent night vision(at least by human standards) which works in tandem with their echolocation.
More unwanted babies!? Prior research has found that foster care youth are disproportionately more likely to be chronic offenders in both adolescence and emerging adulthood.
exactly. That research was done when crime went down after autonomy over their bodies became legal in the US. It took awhile to make the connection, because newborn babies don’t commit crimes, so it took some time to find out that a population significantly more wanted people in it would have less crime.
@@h.neubert8770parents are responsible for conceiving those children who became adults and one raising them. Adults are responsible for following the law and not going to prison. If you're a convict in prison then those work programs actually improve mental health and reduce recidivism.
Trump and his administration has everyone distracted talking about ICE raids and illegal immigrants while he robs us blind, raises prices, and reduces/tries to remove all of our benefits in the background.
I live in DC and people are panicking, not knowing if they'll even have a job. People at the passport office don't know what to do with their stacks of non binary passports applied for before this administration... The VA... Lawd.
And yet, Vance called out the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops for being too soft on immigrants! Says they’re 0:23 not paying enough attention to U.S. borders! I don’t know what church Vance goes to, but where I live, we hear the gospel during Mass of taking care of the weakest and most vulnerable among us pretty regularly.
Correction: Costco uses high quality ingredients for their hot dogs. Their owner refuses to raise the price to meet cost, and it’s one of many things he does that make the company less money but the customer happy.
Howzitgoin? Canadian here!👋 Mr Meyers, your reminder about holding true to our own moral center was lovely. It might be weird, but I felt calm, connected, bawling my eyes out, yet hopeful and safe in a way usually reserved for our Monarch's addresses.🥹 Thank you so much. Stay safe. Take care. We love you. 🍁🤟
@@fallenking578 MAGATS are so busy trying to make excuses for their own predicaments and lack of access to healthcare for their own children now. They still don’t get what he meant when he kept saying “ silly woman! You knew damn well I was a snake.”
Love your show Seth! Thank you for standing up and not getting cancelled. Your wit, and intelligence is Truly appreciated in Canada. More than you know! ❤ 🇨🇦
Whoa, whoa - Costco bashing? That is a beef hot dog sir. It is a loss leader and they lose money on every single one sold. #themoreyouknow #costcoisgreat
I have one child, who only exists because Illinois requires large companies to cover IVF. I don't even live in IL but my husband's company is based there and we have IL insurance. My husband makes enough money that I can be a SAHM but there is no way we could afford another child, especially when I know things are just going to get even more expensive.
@ephemer1125 Yep, shocking, I know! When I heard him say he was the father of IVF I instantly envisioned my amazing fertility doctor rolling his eyes SO hard. The amount of research and testing that has been done in that field is so vast, by people all over the world. If someone asked Trump to explain what IVF is and how it works he would have zero idea where to even begin. I lived it and it will always amaze me just how much of a miracle it is.
🎶When there's a Duncan hole And you need a joke, Who you gonna call? Mike Scollins! When a nun is old Really, really old Who's gonna joke about her death? Mike Scollins! I ain't afraid of those groans! I ain't afraid of bad taste! I ain't afraid of the ASPCA! Dead dog jokes make me feel good!🎶
Great video!! I'm beyond excited. I can recall when I was homeless and faced many things in life until $70,000 biweekly began rolling in and my life went from a homeless nobody to a different person with good things to offer!!!!
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I suspect we will go on having as many babies as we want, and can afford. They are related. Growth follows prosperity. He doesn't read much, does he? I have so much faith in this system we bought seeds and chickens.
Actually in that case it kinda of the opposite, growth and prosperity makes people have less kids, because most people don't want to have 10 kids to keep growing the population, they want to have around 2. They have that many kids when they don't have acess to contraception and are fearful of their kids dying, so you have many to ensure at least one survives.
@@bluester7177I know, historically speaking, you're correct in that poorer people usually have more babies. But personally speaking I don't get it. If I weren't in a financially stable position I wouldn't even consider having *_A_* child, let alone multiple. I wouldn't be able to guarantee I'd have to money to care for them. Education probably plays a significant factor in all of this, but I'm not sure.
Good luck. Some doctors make it hard and will either say no, "you'll want kids later", want your partner's permission or even ask "what if your future partner wants kids" SMH.
Correction(s): Hans Niemann was not kicked out of the 2022 Sinquefield Cup for the alleged cheating, rather Carlsen withdrew from the tournament out of protest (and Niemann finished the tournament). Carlsen was also not kicked out of the Rapid Chess World Championships, rather he got a fine of a couple of hundred bucks, refused to change his pants, was removed from the pairing for the following round and as a result withdrew from the tournament (a tournament that we was not doing so great in to start with). The buttplug thing also was a joke by one of Carlsen's friends.
8 of the top 10 states with the highest bankruptcy rate? The Republican-led states of Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, Mississippi, Indiana, Ohio, Arkansas, and Kentucky.
I find it worrisome that people like Vance wanting more people having more kids, especially since our planet is waaaaay overcrowded as it is. Not to mention, who would want to raise a kid in the rapidly-developing dystopian nightmare in which we find ourselves?
Planet is overcrowded. This type of thinking leads down bad roads. Actual science argues the worlds population will level out or stabilize at approximately 10.9 billion somewhere around 2100. The issue with asking people who are broke to have more kids is that they are broke and cant afford children they cant afford to take care of.
The only way the world would become "overpopulated" is if tech billionaires got their way. If they were able to fool the entire world into using their dumb ideas like the underground "tesla loops" or automated 1-2 person vehicles that either do or don't run on tracks. That's a where overpopulation is a thing. When you have trains and busses and commercial airplanes it just isn't.
I remember Bosnia and I was telling people they needed help. It was sad. Then they went to Iraq. Ugh yeah thank you for your service. All we can do is the next right thing. Frankly some ideas I can't say. I do love my country my neighbors and want to help. It's a mess. California is a mess and that fucker is playing golf.
Trump and his administration has everyone distracted talking about ICE raids and illegal immigrants while he robs us blind, raises prices, and reduces/tries to remove all of our benefits in the background.
11:08 Correction: if Furdanan lives below Ben, then the sound of the tv isn't because the walls are thin: it's Ferdanan's ceiling/Ben's floor or the vents.
Ah, but you assume Ben lives in an Euclidean building. Given the horrors from beyond thought presently clawing their way out from the maw of his bathroom ceiling, that's quite possibly not the case.
Counter correction: floors are just walls you stand on. To prove this: 1. stand in a room 2. Rotate that room 90 degrees while keeping your position relative to the earth the same 3. You are now standing on a wall which has just become a floor.
Bats are NOT blind. In fact, they have good eyesight and can see well in low-light conditions. However, bats have evolved a special method of using sound called echolocation to navigate in the dark.
Also dogs are not color blind. They’re are dichromats, meaning they have two types of cones in their retinas that allow them to see blue and yellow, but not the full spectrum of colors humans can. This makes them red-green color blind, similar to a human with severe red-green blindness. Aaaaaanimal flubs
@@UncleEbenezer77 Letterman? Back in my day, Letterman wasn't a late night talk show host. No siree bob, Letterman was the hero who protected us from the Spell Binder. "It's a word, it’s a plan...it's Letterman!"
1:55 you can tell Seth really wanted to put this joke in Surprise Inspections. I’m guessing the other writers loved it so much that he was overruled. And I’m 100% certain this was from Mike “Right to bare arms” Scollins
13:18 OMG YES! This 100% this! Don't let shifts to the right push the left to the center! We need to stay strong so we can survive! Don't give them an inch!
Hegseth is a DUI appointment.
Didn't he say he wouldn't drink if he got the job?
That lasted less than 24 hours
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 nailed it
I'm stealing this
I'm having a real hard time accepting that they confirmed this shithead moron. RFK next? I pray not another psychopath 🙏
Haven’t heard this a million times already 🙄
Vance is more than welcome to have all the babies his body can carry 😁
Well said!
Oh yeah! Thinking about Vance and Trump really makes women want to have babies🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Trump and his administration has everyone distracted talking about ICE raids and illegal immigrants while he robs us blind, raises prices, and reduces/tries to remove all of our benefits in the background.
Hopefully he ends up in jail and has to carry millions of babies from dozens of men... in his ass.
As long as they don’t eat Donuts 🍩!!!
He wants more babies yet they want to remove funding for childcare programs! Force a woman to give birth then give her no support? ITS SICK
I don't think anybody ever accused him of having a brain.
Many births are through medicaid, which they want stopped. And they have cancelled reproductive care in many states. The hyprocrisy is ridiculous.
@@Alwaysverify1
It was left in the couch.
Or a heart@@Alwaysverify1
Want to? They already removed a bunch of it, mainly government ones have been frozen now.
There are so many foster kiddos…. Help them!
Exactly!
Does JD Dunce not realize WE CAN’T AFFORD TO HAVE KIDS. But his statement is because poor people are not having kids which means there will be fewer people to fill in minimum wage job openings in the future. JD Dunce is worried who’s gonna fill those positions if not for poor people’s kids.
Yep
@@boejiden7093 Don’t worry. Americans will step up to meet the challenge and their unions will make damn sure they’re well compensated.
Exactly 💯 ❤
The will falsely convict and incarcerate more innocent people and force them to work without pay like they do now. Prisoners are released to work in fast food restaurants, the prison gets paid by the restaurants but the workers/inmates get nothing. Slavery in ‘America the free.’ Happens all over the south already.
Doubtful. AI will have taken all those jobs before Trump's term even ends.
Listening or looking at JD Vance is the best contraceptive there is
Put it in the couch and nobody gets pregnant.
You know it!
@@askew9976Don't sit down or there's no guarantee. 😂🤢
He only does sofas. It guarantees any results that come is only white matter. 😮
@@askew9976that’s what you call a “couchtraceptive”
JD Vance is the National poster child for abstinence!!! 😂😂😂
More like abstinence.
And abortion.
😂😂😂😂😂
How long will his marriage last?
He’s far from the worst one in the White House or 🤡’s cabinet
If they want more babies they should stop taking away healthcare and food assistance programs from children.
They only want the “right” people having more babies.
By babies they mean eventual child laborers, and by eventual child laborers they mean eventual slaves. It's a birthing cult - pro-life = pro-birth, not pro-healthy-well-fed-and-educated-children, and certainly not pro-citizen.
They stoped talking about it and are doing it now.
Nailed it
They dont want poor people's babies, silly! 😅😂
Thanks Rusty for teaching Seth an important and profound message. Be excellent to each other.
OMG I live in the same building as Ben, I know Ferdinand! My radiator hasn't been working since Thanksgiving and he has yet to come fix it.
Well I want fewer JD Vances, but we don’t always get what we want!
You will have children even if JD Vance has to take it upon himself to start the process.
@@thanosianthemadtitanicewww, just ewww!!!
@@thanosianthemadtitanicfuck that
@@thanosianthemadtitanicVance suffers from gonadal agenesis, this has been known for some time.
😅true
Why is it that comedians nowadays have more dignity, respect, and honor than most politicians and news broadcasters?
There's two reasons for that actually.
1) It's a lot lighter and easier to propagate something by using honesty and humor because if the truth was spoken to the American people it would be devastating.
2) Understand that this is not something new and much more reliable than being gaslighting
I think that your comment is unfair. It applies to Trump and his thugs, but many politicians are quite admirable. They are public servants who are trying to make the world better. Obviously, not Trump and his gang, but others.
@@canadaclaret i would say at least half of our government, considering most of the Republicans and even a couple democrats are bowing down to trump.
Zelynskii both in a decade real men start with humour graduate to leader& he’s hotter than any leader…well maybe Macron too, w/ all that chest hair….Mmmmmen in power. Canadas newest hotly Charlie Angus political rock star…. for decades❤
Don’t forget brains- comedians have hard working brains. The others mentioned above- not so much😁
The fact that these people don't get that rational people will not have kids if they cannot afford themselves or can barely get by baffles me.
I thought America was too full. Oh....it's only too full of people of color.
This is exactly what I got on here to say
Someone needs to explain to me why Vance wants more babies but wants on the other hand to deport Migrants. Um, Immigration would solve our population decline. Pure stupidity.
It’s because they’re not rational. Also they think it’s just the woman’s problem, and since they’re men, they couldn’t care less! 😭
Their plan is to force women to have children they can't afford so there's generations of bodies for the wars they wage and factories to earn slave wages in!
Seth's "back in my day" voice is one step away from an old timey '49er prospector telling stories in the local bar/general store
The guy who crafted Project 2025 wrote in his book (the one JD VANCE wrote the foreword for) that having children should not be considered an “optional individual choice” but “a social expectation or a transcendent gift.” Basically If you've got a womb, it better be full. And it won't be an "“optional individual choice”.
Those people are dipshits.
oh mine is full alright, full of scar tissues, jokes on him im pretty much sterile because nature went "yeah no this one shouldn't"
Do his ramblings include anything about how to afford all those babies?
I bet not. The Heritage foundation isn’t big on common sense
@emilyfeagin2673 lol of course not silly, they want you to just have babies, not afford babies
None are coming from me.
Vance wants the Handmaidens Tale
He sure looks the part...
He is trying his hardest
Someone forgot to tell him the commanders were the bad guys.
Look up the play Fuente Ovejuna. It’s a Spanish play written in Shakespeare’s time but unfortunately extremely timely today. I saw it the day after the election and goddamn
Yep. That's the logical conclusion. If you want more babies but you don't provide healthcare, parent leave, safety for children, wages that sustain a family etc., and even forced birth won't get you there numbers-wise, then that's the only way to get where he wants to be.
I wanted a baby when it was safe... now I'm scared...
Just sent your kid to school in body armour or move to Europe.
I wanted a baby and now I think I want my uterus removed instead
Instead
Yeah thats off my list of priorities.
I stopped wanting kids in 2016.
Come on, JD, you already work for the biggest baby ever: how can you want more?
Let’s be real. He wants more white kids in the country and his kids are biracial 🤯
😂 Brilliant👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Trump and his administration has everyone distracted talking about ICE raids and illegal immigrants while he robs us blind, raises prices, and reduces/tries to remove all of our benefits in the background.
He wants more babies but is part of an Administration who wants to get rid of Wick, School lunches, doesn't support affordable child care etc. Do we need to go on? I wonder what his wife thinks?
Maybe he thinks for her?
0:33 It’s also easy to say when you get free healthcare and you’re not living paycheck to paycheck.
Anyone notice how Vance looks like Donnie Jr if he were bloated and wore eye liner?
Trump likes a beard on his thighs.
“You’re like the son I never had… or wanted…”
That's why Don Jr chose him - living vicariously close to his father.
so like donnie jr without coke
@john. Why are you still living in your moms' basement, kid?
Who would bring a child into this chaos? When science, technology and education become the key topics instead of hate, nationalism and fascism . . . maybe then.
I was talking to my son about that . I have 2 granddaughters 8 and 9 so I have grandma duty.
Oh, don’t worry about technology not being a key topic, that thing is at the front and center pushing the hate, nationalism, and fascism onto the people - Elon swears by it, and evidently salutes it, too.
They are thinking of taking away the polio vaccines, and climate change is just getting worse. Like I want kids and this is only going to get worse
Trump senior is excellent birth control.
Carl Sagan, sadly, had it right, he seen this coming years ago... look it up....just sayin😢
Back in my day, if there was a hole in your bathroom ceiling, you just stuffed some classified documents in it and moved on with your golf game.
Hey 👋 Hillery. White washed it...😂😂😂
@@ziggystardust7888 It's spelled "Hillary". How's the weather in Moscow, comrade?
@ziggystardust7888 white washed what exactly?
@homiehomerson2705 her E mails 👹
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I think any couple wanting to have more kids would do well weighing how many eggs that child is likely to eat under their care and then consider if they can afford those eggs 🤣
Vance wants more Babies but he doesn’t want to pay for them.
Correction: bats aren't actually blind, thats a common myth popularized by the adage "blind as a bat"
In fact they can not only see, they also have pretty competent night vision(at least by human standards) which works in tandem with their echolocation.
Nope, you are 100% incorrect.
Thank you, Sheldon, but I’d rather have Amy talk
@@homiehomerson2705nah- he’s right. It takes .3 seconds to check, unless you live “back in my day”
So true!!! 👏👏👏👏
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Can we PLEASE keep the "raise your hand joke" with Musk as the punchline going for at least a year?
There's video of some actual neo-nazi white sopremecist doing exactly the same heart pound/Sieg Heil salute.
Why not nein?
Four
@betsyjohnson9699 🥇
Add it to the file with the Rudy Juliani sat on his balls™ photo. Constant rotation. Shawarma - like.
Do they really think people will have more babies as they watch them take away safety programs?
And make healthcare harder to get and groceries more expensive with tariffs
Oh I’m sure I’m like the 100% jackal to point this out. But bats aren’t blind. 1:10
Yea
CORRECTION: Blind bats are perfectly capable of listening to their email with the help of voice synthesizers.
More unwanted babies!? Prior research has found that foster care youth are disproportionately more likely to be chronic offenders in both adolescence and emerging adulthood.
exactly. That research was done when crime went down after autonomy over their bodies became legal in the US. It took awhile to make the connection, because newborn babies don’t commit crimes, so it took some time to find out that a population significantly more wanted people in it would have less crime.
they want those repeat offenders to fill up the jails so they can exploit them for slave labor
They want little babies to take away from poverty stricken people so their rich friends can have them. Can people not see this? Are you all blind?
Thats free labor in private prisons and for corporations that do work programs with them. I saw a documentary the other day, here on youtube.
@@h.neubert8770parents are responsible for conceiving those children who became adults and one raising them. Adults are responsible for following the law and not going to prison. If you're a convict in prison then those work programs actually improve mental health and reduce recidivism.
The headlines today have been horrifying.
Since November 5th, 2024...
Yes. They have.🙎
Trump and his administration has everyone distracted talking about ICE raids and illegal immigrants while he robs us blind, raises prices, and reduces/tries to remove all of our benefits in the background.
@@davidg3944 Since November 8th, 2016, actually.
@@LuckyVineMaybe the world did end in the mid 2010s…
I live in DC and people are panicking, not knowing if they'll even have a job. People at the passport office don't know what to do with their stacks of non binary passports applied for before this administration... The VA... Lawd.
It's a mess for sure. Please stay calm and watch the lemmings. Beth in Iowa is pushing for women's rights.
I live in Texas, and it's making me panic harder that I'm the only person who's panicking
Ya and now wants to buy out 2 million federal workers, wonder how much that would cost, since he wants to cut Government expenses
WHY are there Stacks ??? Illegals 😂😂😂
Well no kidding, thanks to the low information voters. Hopefully we all have a positive outcome
Vance is a baby, who works for a baby throwing constant tantrums. We don't need more of this.
And yet, Vance called out the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops for being too soft on immigrants! Says they’re 0:23 not paying enough attention to U.S. borders! I don’t know what church Vance goes to, but where I live, we hear the gospel during Mass of taking care of the weakest and most vulnerable among us pretty regularly.
Correction: Costco uses high quality ingredients for their hot dogs. Their owner refuses to raise the price to meet cost, and it’s one of many things he does that make the company less money but the customer happy.
Coca Cola is going to make customers happy? Folk are shunning Coke products. Project 2025 donor.
There is no such thing as high quality ingredients in any hot dog.
Still ultraprocessed garbags
Beth from Davenport Iowa is getting a Costco membership today.
iirc, Costco makes most of its revenue through memberships anyway.
Vance wants more Baby sofas ?
Ha ha 😂
Well he's not a big Ottoman fan
No telling how many illegitimate couches J D has fathered!😂
he took loveseat way too far.
Loveseat. Baby, loveseat.
Vance wants more babies let him have them tf
🤮🤮
Pity the child.
He can't because sofas can't get pregnant.
Can you imagine being married to him ?? Lol. Had to go to another country to get a wife
@margaretcurran8729 actually, he met his wife in Law School.
Howzitgoin? Canadian here!👋
Mr Meyers, your reminder about holding true to our own moral center was lovely. It might be weird, but I felt calm, connected, bawling my eyes out, yet hopeful and safe in a way usually reserved for our Monarch's addresses.🥹
Thank you so much. Stay safe. Take care.
We love you.
🍁🤟
Thanks! Best wishes for all from the High Country, home on the range, NM!
2:11! Scollins! 😂
I was thinking the exact same thing!
I love that every time I hear a joke and attribute it to Scollins, someone in the comments already beat me to it. I hope he appreciates his infamy.
1000%
Totally 😂
I yelled this
JD Vance wants more babies then he and Trump need to get the hell out of office. Then, maybe, people might be inclined to have babies again.
No doubt now we are just trying to forget fat man.
True, after Dobbs decision, people started getting sterilized. Blame it on the Supreme Court overturning Roe vs Wade.
They want more idiots. Loud obnoxious idiots who have no grace or sense. Love you Seth
White ones to be honest.
@@RendaJane you beat me to it
It's Idiocracy, real life version
@@fallenking578 MAGATS are so busy trying to make excuses for their own predicaments and lack of access to healthcare for their own children now. They still don’t get what he meant when he kept saying “ silly woman! You knew damn well I was a snake.”
🎯🎯🎯
How to provide a home, child care, food, insurance that doesn’t actually cover your needs because claims are denied.
Exactly
the mini horror story with the eldritch hole in Ben's bathroom ceiling was fantastic!
After a long day in this new year, there’s nothing quite like having Seth talk you through your last drink of the night before you attempt to pass out
I honestly thought JD Vance was the guy who gives out awards for 'Best Midsize Sedan' for like, the first 3 days he was in the news.
JD PowerVance And Associates
JD Vance awards are for "Best Midsize Sofa." Points are awarded for comfort, style, and um, "driveability."
@@sherinameless1618looool 😂
@@sherinameless1618 theyre also rated for endurance and appeal level
@@onewhogetsbread9975 And resistance to stains.
Love your show Seth! Thank you for standing up and not getting cancelled. Your wit, and intelligence is Truly appreciated in Canada. More than you know! ❤ 🇨🇦
Whoa, whoa - Costco bashing? That is a beef hot dog sir. It is a loss leader and they lose money on every single one sold. #themoreyouknow #costcoisgreat
He never said it wasn't. Cow's a big animal, man; they got parts we don't even have *names* for, bruh.
Beef lips and anus are a pretty big upgrade over the same parts from a pig, right?😂
Munch!! As a Norwegian, I feel seen. ❤
That painting joke would've hit harder if you had pulled out The "Sea Captain" painting 🖼 😂👊💥⚡️
I have one child, who only exists because Illinois requires large companies to cover IVF. I don't even live in IL but my husband's company is based there and we have IL insurance. My husband makes enough money that I can be a SAHM but there is no way we could afford another child, especially when I know things are just going to get even more expensive.
You can't afford another child in America even under Donald Trumps leadership? The father of IVF? My jaw has stayed in place.
@ephemer1125 Yep, shocking, I know! When I heard him say he was the father of IVF I instantly envisioned my amazing fertility doctor rolling his eyes SO hard. The amount of research and testing that has been done in that field is so vast, by people all over the world. If someone asked Trump to explain what IVF is and how it works he would have zero idea where to even begin. I lived it and it will always amaze me just how much of a miracle it is.
That donut joke had to be Scollins.
For sure. Wish he was the head writer.
@@lunarJedi If Scollins was the head writer, half of the jokes would be about getting head.
@@lunarJedi Just what we need, more dumbing down adolescent humor. I think they do a good job of carefully doling it out here.
Several sensible chuckles to be had during that monologue.
Ok JD, then get off the couch and get busy! 😂🤣
The use of "Algorithms!" as an interjection is phenomenal
That Dunkin joke had Scollins written all over it 😂😂
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That joke was so Scollins it was wearing a tank top.
@@washingtoncommie
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Then he went and shoved a kid. 😂
Dunkin’ and crass ‘hole’ jokes? Oh, you know that’s a Scollins! 😂🍩❤️
The Whole Joke😆
You know it!!
I legit snorted, shook my head, and muttered, "Scollins" under my breath. 😂
I shouted "Scollins!" and shook my fist at his tank top graphic on the top left of the screen. He was there in spirit. 😄
🎶When there's a Duncan hole
And you need a joke,
Who you gonna call?
Mike Scollins!
When a nun is old
Really, really old
Who's gonna joke about her death?
Mike Scollins!
I ain't afraid of those groans!
I ain't afraid of bad taste!
I ain't afraid of the ASPCA!
Dead dog jokes make me feel good!🎶
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I thought cough-a-doodle-do was hilarious and clever, plus I laughed even louder when Seth talked about how bad the actual lozenges tasted
So raise wages and mandate a 32 hour workweek
How he is firing inspector generals.
@elizabethalexander6528 those 2 are not connected
I suspect we will go on having as many babies as we want, and can afford. They are related. Growth follows prosperity. He doesn't read much, does he? I have so much faith in this system we bought seeds and chickens.
Idk I know people who are having babies but don't like the responsibility.
The trick is to get the babies to eat the chickens....or get the chickens to eat the babies...either one will make it all work out.
Actually in that case it kinda of the opposite, growth and prosperity makes people have less kids, because most people don't want to have 10 kids to keep growing the population, they want to have around 2.
They have that many kids when they don't have acess to contraception and are fearful of their kids dying, so you have many to ensure at least one survives.
@@bluester7177I know, historically speaking, you're correct in that poorer people usually have more babies. But personally speaking I don't get it. If I weren't in a financially stable position I wouldn't even consider having *_A_* child, let alone multiple. I wouldn't be able to guarantee I'd have to money to care for them. Education probably plays a significant factor in all of this, but I'm not sure.
It’s almost - almost - like stagnant wages have repercussions.
Brb getting my tubes tied
I did in 1993. I had 3 sons and a abusive husband. It was a easy decision but had to call a few Dr before one would do it. I was 33.
Got my hysterectomy in November. Good luck!
Just go to any public school in any blue district, if fox is correct, they can make you a man in a day.
Good luck. Some doctors make it hard and will either say no, "you'll want kids later", want your partner's permission or even ask "what if your future partner wants kids" SMH.
Got it done at 27 with no kids. Best decision of my life. Zero regrets almost 20 years later. If you know, you know.
Correction(s): Hans Niemann was not kicked out of the 2022 Sinquefield Cup for the alleged cheating, rather Carlsen withdrew from the tournament out of protest (and Niemann finished the tournament). Carlsen was also not kicked out of the Rapid Chess World Championships, rather he got a fine of a couple of hundred bucks, refused to change his pants, was removed from the pairing for the following round and as a result withdrew from the tournament (a tournament that we was not doing so great in to start with). The buttplug thing also was a joke by one of Carlsen's friends.
8 of the top 10 states with the highest bankruptcy rate? The Republican-led states of Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, Mississippi, Indiana, Ohio, Arkansas, and Kentucky.
I’m with Rusty. Neon Gray sounds great.
I'd see that band.
"...you're not getting any holes." Had to be Scollins!
I should have read the comments before I posted the same sentiment
If that's what got approved, I can't wait to hear the rejects in Surprise Inspection!
I find it worrisome that people like Vance wanting more people having more kids, especially since our planet is waaaaay overcrowded as it is. Not to mention, who would want to raise a kid in the rapidly-developing dystopian nightmare in which we find ourselves?
Not to mention that once they're actually born they stop givinga crap
Planet is overcrowded. This type of thinking leads down bad roads. Actual science argues the worlds population will level out or stabilize at approximately 10.9 billion somewhere around 2100. The issue with asking people who are broke to have more kids is that they are broke and cant afford children they cant afford to take care of.
The only way the world would become "overpopulated" is if tech billionaires got their way. If they were able to fool the entire world into using their dumb ideas like the underground "tesla loops" or automated 1-2 person vehicles that either do or don't run on tracks. That's a where overpopulation is a thing. When you have trains and busses and commercial airplanes it just isn't.
Hitler pushed the same "having babies=patriotism in nazi Germany
I'm sure there are plenty of babies in the couch cushions...
Back In My Day = lmao. Hell yes, Seth & crew. Keep 'em coming.
JD won't get any more babies with that personality
There is not a single maga that is happily married. I am not either but I am not running the Pentagon either.
I think he will… after all, his wife doesn’t want to be deported
He's humping on the divan....
Or that face
looks like Chucky without freckles.
Its frustrating AF. I thought Bosnia looked bad when i was deployed there. I'm thankful for the experience as its shaped my views against war, etc.
I remember Bosnia and I was telling people they needed help. It was sad. Then they went to Iraq. Ugh yeah thank you for your service. All we can do is the next right thing. Frankly some ideas I can't say. I do love my country my neighbors and want to help. It's a mess.
California is a mess and that fucker is playing golf.
We love you, Seth.😊
He keeps me sane.
Trump and his administration has everyone distracted talking about ICE raids and illegal immigrants while he robs us blind, raises prices, and reduces/tries to remove all of our benefits in the background.
It's affluent Americans who have the fewest children.
I have to admit, I really enjoy when Seth's segments go all the way south. It's truly fun
Who was the clever writer who wrote the joke "Nielsen released its analysis of top streaming shows. Coming in at number one - the Menu Screen."
My guess is Abby, it has an Abby feel to it
Want more babies?
Maybe give people a proper living wage so they can actually support a family.
11:08 Correction: if Furdanan lives below Ben, then the sound of the tv isn't because the walls are thin: it's Ferdanan's ceiling/Ben's floor or the vents.
Ah, but you assume Ben lives in an Euclidean building. Given the horrors from beyond thought presently clawing their way out from the maw of his bathroom ceiling, that's quite possibly not the case.
Really, Karen?
Counter correction: floors are just walls you stand on. To prove this:
1. stand in a room
2. Rotate that room 90 degrees while keeping your position relative to the earth the same
3. You are now standing on a wall which has just become a floor.
Correction: dogs are not black and white color blind. They can see blue and shades of yellow.
Seth laughing at his own staff and himself is always the funniest part of this show. 😛
The dog steals this segment every time!
Bats are NOT blind. In fact, they have good eyesight and can see well in low-light conditions. However, bats have evolved a special method of using sound called echolocation to navigate in the dark.
100% for this jackal party once I heard him say it
Good job with the unnecessary correction!
Also dogs are not color blind. They’re are dichromats, meaning they have two types of cones in their retinas that allow them to see blue and yellow, but not the full spectrum of colors humans can. This makes them red-green color blind, similar to a human with severe red-green blindness.
Aaaaaanimal flubs
This will definitely end up on corrections 😏
BATS ARENT BUGS! Whoops, wrong comic strip
JD Vance can pay for them, in that case. 🙄
He wants more babies, doesn't he have a wife...are parts of him not functioning...is that why he's on the couch?🙄😂
Larry Meyers needs to do another back in my day tbh! Larry knows what it’s like. He gets it.
Impeach the criminal at large! And justice for ALL ...
Saying 'Algorithms' the same way you say 'poppycock' is brill.. stealin' that for my personal day-to day use.
BALDERDASH!
Alrighty, time to be a jackal. Bats are not blind! That’s all I got.
That babies joke was definitely Scollins.
I thought the donut hole joke was his 😂
The super bit had me literally crying 😂😂😂 I’m a NYer and felt this deep in my spirit
The Dunkin joke was Scollins for sure
As a fellow Gen Xer (b. 1974), I totally can relate to Seth's memories....😅
Seth and I share the exact same birthday. Having grown up watching Letterman, i feel really old.
but you dropped the ball and making a Luden's joke
@@UncleEbenezer77 Happy belated bday, my fellow Capricorn! I loved Letterman too!
@@UncleEbenezer77 Letterman? Back in my day, Letterman wasn't a late night talk show host. No siree bob, Letterman was the hero who protected us from the Spell Binder.
"It's a word, it’s a plan...it's Letterman!"
Seth thank you for you and Rusty. You both nailed it!
Impeach trump and Vance now
😂
Yeah Seth... what are you waiting for??
Unfortunately, it's republican led in the House and Senate, and none of them even have a spine to say anything negative about their Furor.
They tried to. He also survived an assasination. He is like lice. Wont go away till you change habits.
He's already been impeached lol, and officially charged with a felony. He's not going anywhere, anytime soon.
“Neon grey” was absolutely worth it 😂😂
1:55 you can tell Seth really wanted to put this joke in Surprise Inspections. I’m guessing the other writers loved it so much that he was overruled. And I’m 100% certain this was from Mike “Right to bare arms” Scollins
He can have at it! I’m sure the wife will love to have them.
The Handmaid's Tale was not a blueprint for the future. I wish these people would realize it's fiction.
Not anymore
It was actually all based on things that actually happened in history.
13:18 OMG YES!
This 100% this! Don't let shifts to the right push the left to the center!
We need to stay strong so we can survive! Don't give them an inch!
If Vance wants more babies, he can go give birth to them.
Maybe he'll impregnate a teen girl during his time as VP?
Not getting any holes joke has got to be Scollins
The Mr. Rogers font for back in my day makes me happy 🥰