RFK Jr.’s Day to Crazy it Up, Team Trump’s Big Self-Made Mess & Newsom on Donald's Fake Water Pump
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- Опубліковано 29 січ 2025
- RFK Jr. faced the Senate today in his quest to run the Department of Health and Human Services, the hearing was rocky as he got grilled for his stances on abortion and vaccines, Team Trump is in a self-made mess after the poorly conceived executive order to pause funding on all federal grants and loans, Donald spent some time golfing on Monday and put on a whole show to let everyone know how generous he is, the deportation raids happening around the country are going about as poorly as we knew they would with many US Citizens and even Native Americans being erroneously hassled by ICE, a man from Alberta, Canada got his penis frozen to the sidewalk, there is a petition encouraging California to succeed from the union, and we speak to Governor Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) about his visit with Trump and getting the “water turned on.”
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Thank you Jimmy for keeping us sane during these insane times.
Kimmel keeps me sane amidst all this madness.
Aren't you one of Kimmel's worshippers
RFK perjured himself numerous times during this, and the proof is out there, he should be held accountable for this , as any normal person would be, but this country isn’t normal anymore, and no one is held accountable. It seems.
I agree
All 3 of Trummkopf’s Supreme Court nominations lied about protecting Rowe Vs Wade.
@@OneAdam12Adam Document the proof in a meme and start posting it everywhere.
They don;t care... When one side fl;ip[s the board and doesn't play by the rules it is over for democracy. The USA was over in the 1st impeachment. That is when R's showed they would throw law don the shitter for him. There is no bottom.
What is this strange word "accountable?" I know not its meaning, friend.
It wasn't a buyout. It was a threat.
During his previous regime, many of us federal employees left. 😕
@@TheDasbullI'm so sorry.
Jimmy Kimmel, as a Native, Thanks for giving us a shout out! GRIC!
Thanks Jimmy for making America laugh. ❤
most of the world has been laughing AT America for YEARS now. You're a global joke, not a haha joke... the other kind.
Josh Meyers is the absolute best anti-depressant ever! I feel we all need more of his Newsom if we’re going to get through the next 4 years. Boom chakra lakra!
Bernie rocked it. Again.
Personally thought Elizabeth Warren's line of questioning was better.
Too bad it won’t do anything
"I wanted to change the world. But I came to the conclusion that I could only change myself."
Many of these politicians/candidates should follow this thought and start with themselves including RFK Jr.
Yep, we're back to the daily horror that we all lived through during the first term of the referring to himself in the third person lunatic. This time he's on his vengeance tour which makes it worse and reality is stranger than fiction. God help us.
Trump is back! You kamala voting peons can stay mad,HAHA!
@@hellomylittlefriends bottytroll
If he voted for Trump, he voted for a crazy person, and if he voted for Trump, he must be ignorant, stupid, or lazy. He did not fact-check. People will soon learn when our economy crashes. It's on its way Trump voter Trump is criminally insane .He needs impeached now before it's too late
hello... friends - makes sense you'd say that, since some people actually enjoy anarchy
Fight back with 2A rights
The lines about 50 million for condoms reminds of "they are eating the dogs...."
Both true
@@smith46695Lol, sure. 😂
Cry harder and FJB
😂😂😂
Jimmy should have Mary Trump on his show. She's the Troll's niece, and cannot stand him. She dives deep on him and his lunacy.
When she shows footage of him speaking, ehich is only a few short clips, she alters his voice so he sounds like a chipmunk.
She's great, and would make a great guest!
She has a UA-cam channel if you're curious.
She's well worth watching and subscribing to her podcast.
I really enjoy watching her UA-cam channel.
Mary Trump ROCKS, I love her channel! I agree, she would be a great guest.
Totally agree 💯
Josh Myers does Gavin so well, and of course the look is nearly spot on!!!
He's got the raspy voice down, too (though it must hurt to talk like that for so long).
Sooo good!
He looks like him but Gavin Does not talk or sound anything like that.
@@markvanderstelt8999 Are you his estranged lover or something? It's a skit. Calm down.
I would vote for either Josh Myers or Gavin Newsom for president. Maybe we could convince them to run on the same ticket. Why not.
I only watch the monologues. Not the rest of the show. These 15 minutes every night are all I need to feel a little bit better
Yes 👏
Only thing that’ll get us through these 4 years
For me, it depends on the guests. Often times the fun never stops.
Guillermo is always up for a good laugh.
Wow. What a great testimony. I'm sure they're grateful for the five minutes you spare. It really helps the ratings, I'm sure.🫣
Yup. I'm a gold star Seth Late Nite member & committed to Kimmel during 2024 campaign.
Closer Look w/ Jimmy chaser is perfect as a nightcap or with morning coffee....
Never before have so many been manipulated by so few.
So.. there was this time in 1930s Italy and Germany. And then also in Japan. And it's happened in South America.
Bruh.. Fascism isn't new.
so easily
Thank God that administration is gone now.
Bruh, MOAAAR people. What part of that wasn't clear?? 😂@@lococomrade3488
Nothing new! We told you for years where your patriotism and lack of efucation leads...greetings from Germany.
The only thing RFK is qualified for is the poster adult for a public service message against drugs. "This is your brain after abusing drugs!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh my how true
and don't forget about those brain worms!
especially your vocal chords if the coke was too good and that for too long
😂😅😂😅 @@maciegray1693
@@serendipitouslytranscenden8843 Caroline said he put chickens and mice in the blender to feed his hawks!!! 😳😳😳😵💫😵💫😵💫......
Can't anyone in government see that trump is senile? this is terrible.
They're cult followers.
We've all seen it for a number of years now. Anyone that doesn't is in deep denial.
I guess they will have to learn the hard way
They know he’s senile . That’s their plan . He will sign everything they slide in front of him that stephen miller and jd Vance have made executive orders , this is all project 2025 rolling out , none of this is trumps plans . His only focus is getting richer and bragging . The power is in the hands behind him. Trump is not the real danger. He’s the monkey on the organ
he isnt senile, he is malicious
I physically become ill by watching him. Jimmy your humor gets me through the bullshit of the day! Keep it up! Fan for life!
I don’t think Trump knows the difference between The Army and The Army Corps of Engineers. I have completely underestimated how stupid DJT is. Can you score negative on an IQ test?
Only if you’re a “stable genius”
I haven’t had to watch Jimmy Kimmel in 4 years lol now it’s my daily news.
That image of DJT on a red carpet surrounded by military guards is reminiscent of Putin as seen repeatedly on TV.
I support you, California, in succeeding from the US. I said it once MAGA started playing games with your aid funds. I support you and I live in a red welfare state of Oklahoma. It will mean bad things for my state, but until real consequences happen to these morons, they won't get it
Seceding
This is peak madness. The only thing keeping me together right now is Kimmel, Meyers, Colbert (not necessarily in that order), weed and Scotch.
Just rum for me
Josh Johnson for me
Medicinal marijuana for me. Cheers 🍻
And Rachel Maddow.😀
I concur. But I prefer tequila neat.
Republican Senators will confirm RFK. Donald must have some atrocious dirt on every one of them.
My thoughts too.
That's a Lot of Golden shower pee pee tapes😂
Hes got the epstine files. Ofc he does 😅
If you recall, RFK offered his support any candidate who would give him a job in their administration. Harris passed.Trump made the deal in exchange for RFK's supporters and their votes.
When he makes this a dictatorship, er "CEO president" they will be on the right side, while he throws all the Democrats in Gitmo.
I can’t believe Cheryl Hines is married to him 😬 WTF !!
Taylor Swift dated her son. Imagine her being the daughter in law. She was definitely gunning for that position
Same!!! I had no clue. He sounds like he has throat cancer….
But who the hell is Cheryl Hines?
I don't understand how it happened. Look up the picture of Larry David at their wedding. It's worth a thousand words.
Same!
I absolutely loved that Bernie moment in the Senate today - RFK jr is nuts.
Jimmy does a pretty good Bernie Sanders impersonation.
Both of them were born in Brooklyn..!.🤠🇪🇨
We are so doomed. They are all crazy! 😵😵😵
I know right....vaccines and Pharmaceutical drugs shouldn't have double blind studies and questions at all. Also to check with living a healthy lifestyle and eating good food. We can just take pills for the rest of our life.
Indeed. America is screwed. Meanwhile we the rest of the world are laughing our asses off. 😂😂😂😂
Sure bud, everybody's crazy EXCEPT you. May I ask you, what is a woman?
@ Get a grip bro, we laughed at the "President" who couldn't walk up a staircase or find his way off a stage, and famously announced the President of Ukraine as "President Putin". The country is in far better hands, but keep coping
Let's not think doomed---let's think FIGHT! 👊👊👊
Anyone who saw RFK Jr today and thinks, "Yep, I'm totally down with putting my health in the hands of that guy" needs to have their head examined right now before the Republicans get rid of health care entirely unless you can afford to pay triple what other countries pay (because you know that's the concept of the plan).
They would, but they don't believe in therapy either.
There are a lot of people that need their heads examined, I read their posts today. They totally dis'ed Caroline Kennedy on her resent speech about JFK Jr..
Jimmy, you're too good!!! 💯
Keep on, keeping on!!!✌️💙
Jimmy Kimmel your a class act . Funny funny .guy. I love you.
bernie sanders always brings hope to the normal ppl
Hey Jimmeh! I didn’t realize how much I already missed the peace & lack of anxiety under Biden & our bro Gav baby!
When reality is satire you know you are screwed.
Great to see you all from Australia 🇦🇺 ❤❤❤
Hi to my family in Brisbane ❤❤
please don't think all American's are like this...there are very good people in the US ralphing that we have to deal with this for 4 years
👋 Australia
@rebecca.wellness strength to you and the lovely non Tumpers of America ❤️❤️. Rise up, you guys still have a voice ❤️❤️
Wait.... you can see us?
I think Cheryl was blinking out SOS HELP ME like a hostage.. 😂😂😂
WE WON FU
You won fu? What's that?
Someone pointed out that rapid blinking like that is a sign of emotional distress.
When is a sinkhole going to open under Mara Lago?
Not soon enough.
When it comes time for the devil to collect.
All the flush classified documents are holding it up in a giant fatberg
Unfortunately bad things usually happen to good people, not the way it should be
It’s insured at a inflated value. He will make a profit off it. Just like the last 2 times it got hurricane damage.
I would watch hours of his Newsom
That's Seth Meyers' brother Josh that plays Newsom 😂
@@wanderer0617hilarious
Wow. Thanks for the information.
Love you Jimmy..you’re one of the best things in America!
Amen ❤
We have a President that spray paints his face before going out in public & a guy with brain worms appointed to be head of Health & Human Services ! What could possibly go wrong ?
WE WON FU
WHAT WAS THE PRIZE?😂
Your parents are related.
And DUI-hire Hegseth.
@@ferox965 Yep. Ag4allgood is related to the parents. 😂
He committed perjury multiple times during questioning
proof?
@@popeyedogHis lips were moving.
“ He’s a predator “
- Caroline Kennedy regarding her cousin RFK Jr.
I love that someone in the family finally spoke out
@@BrattyBetty Caroline said he would put his chickens and mice in a blender and feed them to his hawks!!!😳😳😳.....
THAT PART!
What is it with republicans and animal cruelty
Well, there aren't always women or children around.
They signed their souls over to the devil and had to make their sacrifices
What's up with animals and animal cruelty... Why do they keep eating each other!
@JakeMakesProductions Don't like your own posts. It's thirsty.
Musk is testing his Neuralink brain implant on animals. Aren't people being controlled enough.
9:00. "Up North they call that the Saskatoon circumcison." Let's take a moment to appreciate genius writing. Love this stuff.
The coldest wheater i've experienced was in Swift Current, Saskatchewan about 30 years ago in January, it was -67°F with the Winchill factor for 3 straight days!!
@@martintwcanada good old speedy Creek! The coldest I remember is -53 in Moose Jaw. Now that I live in Ontario, I miss the dry cold.
Oh Canada 🇨🇦
Donnie's dementia could cause so many mental mistakes... this term may be a reign of error...
And as a result, of terror
He does it to see what he can get away with
@@randy7003 he’s always done that, but this time he has nothing but minions in his cabinet.
Reign of TERROR!!!!
It already is.
Poshy nailed it again with that Newsom bit! Melania is down to pound!
Newsom 2028
All the best, USA from Australia. That said, I am now very thankful for the Pacific Ocean. Or is it now the American Ocean?
Who knows, everything is being renamed.
Good one... Don't say it too loud & give the Old Fool any ideas! He's mucking things up enough without any help! Lol!
Quoting a previous statement, he wanted to name the Gulf after himself but the Bay of Pigs was already taken!
😂😂😂😂
As an Aussie we’re stocking up on popcorn….we love a good laugh. 😂😂😂
"Cantaloupe and Chief!" 😂
Love Bernie Sanders!!!!
I can’t stop laughing from them ripping him off the floor OMFGOODNESS 😂😂😂😢😢😢
Saskatoon circumcision!!!
LoL! Looked PAINFUL!!!
😂
😂😂😂
I so look forward to your monolog. Another great one thanks
Unlike the other late night hosts, Jimmy never really does impressions. So when he does, it cracks me up.
RFK Jr.
There just could not be a worse Secretary of Health and Human Services than him
Idk... Josef Mengele?
Careful, Turnip will take that as a challenge.
We sane Americans know this
The condoms for Hamas line sounds like an absolute mad lib 😂
Not in fox news.😂
Jimmy Kimmel's writers deserve a raise! Seriously, the funniest Trump nonsense news on TV.
Superb show... 👌
We've got a government of real-life monsters.👾
That newsome bit is gold. That actor is perfect for it.
Hello from -22°C Québec City ⚡️😎🤟🇨🇦
haha Northern BC, a balmy -1°C, light snow.
Brrrrrr
Hello neighbor ❤
@@craig7350 Hello! Snow, really? It’s headed down here to Bellingham Wa. Can’t wait! Kimmel is great.
Salut
-4 in the Peg
Hahahahahaa. $50Million for condoms?! WTF! They must be gold plated, platinum, ....be careful ladies.
dude certainly isn't a good visual for human health
Skin cancer , too much time in front of sunlamp !
Juvenile judgmental statement.
RFK? Have you seen videos of him working out? He's actually kinda jacked.
Much Love Jimmy ♥️
YMCA
Oh I love your Newsom!
I love Jimmy and his crew. We need you now more than ever! 🤗💙💙💙
Often the meaning of life is sought with the help of meaningless methods.
Can we just acknowledge how on point Jimmy is with his takedown jokes, like bro has been on a roll
The sad thing is his supporters still feel like Trump can do no wrong.
And there are more of them in your country than normal ones...
@@Michael-zt8vd Not really. Just enough to win an election.
Long live Trump 😂😊😊
@ Only because people didn't show up to vote.
Gavin Spicoli Newsom is hilarious
The Gavin Newsom sketch is the first time I’ve actually laughed since the start of Trump’s presidency. Thank you for that.
I shouldn’t be so surprised at how funny Josh Myers is, considering how much I crack up at his brother. But I always am, every time!
New England would like to join CA if you start your own country.
You down to earth people from New England are also welcome in East Germany, if you let the current residents live on your soil instead. The majority of them would fit perfect to your clowns in power.
Trummkopf would invade lickety split. Just for that beachfront property. I’m surprised he hasn’t threatened the Sovereignty of Baja California, and rename the gulf of California to gulf of America too.
@falk6121 well, thank you!
As a model at T Management (Trump Models), I met Trump many times. Through his agency he would invite models to his restaurant in Trump Tower (the food was crap.) . I thought he was an i/dd adult, like British royalty: wealthy but Intellectually Disabled.
You mean he didn’t strike you as a stable genius?
You’re baaaaack!!!
Says the gold-digging "model".
What the hell is going on in America? It’s getting nutter then a squirrels frat.
RFK jr.
In high school he was probably voted, "Most likely to bite a police dog."
He said he wouldn't have been able to graduate college without Heroin because it calmed his brain down and everytime he speaks about healthy living it sounds like an SNL skit. It sounds like he has permanent "opiate throat."
Jimmy, great job on the spigit. I love it.
Script for Meyers Newsom is so tight.
Oh my...that California sketch was a hoot!
what a discrase to his family RFK is - a disgrace.
It's not so much that Kennedy blendered the hawk food, because that's what falconers and wildlife sanctuaries often do. It's that he did it in front of people, including his cousin Caroline, and took malicious glee in it. Yucky but true.
Were you there? Please do tell us what happened!
this.
They should rename the White House address to 1600 SESAME STREET!
Hmmm, that’s an insult to Sesame Street.
The White Nursing Home.
But one of them is a literal swamp. And the other is our beloved Sesame Street!
Why would you do that to Kermit the Frog
Trump (6:00) talking about "waste": in the background servicemen in dress uniforms standing to attention used as props. What a waste of their time and US taxpayers money! Remember when he was flown to hospital with covid, staff who cared for him were paraded on the roof of the hospital, and filmed?
Why is not a doctor in charge of the health department?
makes too much sense
Or a nurse! 👩🏼⚕️
All that regalia behind trump looks like a big waste of our tax dollars.
When a Clown moves into a Palace,
he doesn’t become a King.
The Palace becomes a Circus!
Cope and seethe😊
Does anyone else feel completely hopeless?
Aren't we all hopeless?
I did, until I heard 'booom chakra lakra.'
No, just tired. Very, very tired.
Yes and exhausted!
I'm right there with you...been crying a lot. I.cant.take.4.years.
RFK Jr. is Cray Cray Cray and Musk is Cay Cay Cay, and most of the nominees should be a confirmation vote of Nay, Nay, Nay.
But unfortunately they will all be yea yea yea
Haha the cantaloupe in chief 🤣🤣🤣
Mango Mussolini. 😂
Jimmy Kimmel! You are a freaking amazing! It's got to be exhausting for you every night after night after night getting up and doing this knowing what a doomsday world we live in now, but you don't give up! And this is what we need! Someone like you that puts humor into our demise! Because maybe that might be the one thing that might catch someone's attention. I'm a caregiver for seniors in Arizona and oh my God! The crap that I deal with, I make them turn their TVs and their volumes down when I'm there. I can't fathom listening to the garbage of the cult. But in little ways I find to point out truths and I think that's what you do too. Jimmy! That's all we can do, I won't give up! I respect you and I love you and I look forward to all of your shows! Thank you so much Jimmy. Don't give up! I'm not giving up over here in freaking Phoenix Arizona
Hang in there! It is awful listening to that right wing crap. My elderly Dad watched it for hours & it drove me! You have my sympathy, be strong! 💙
Hang in there and keep laughing, it really helps.
10:47 such a fantastic Newsom impression
California Washington and Oregon should unite and become its own country. We would have the entire Pacific Coast. So all trade from Asia would go through us. We would have plenty of food and seafood. We would no longer have to give Billions in taxes to the lower red states that are taker states. We need to get these red states off our backs and become an amazing country without them. Look at places like South Korea, Japan, Germany, Taiwan, etc. small countries but very rich and successful. That could be us. California alone is the 4th largest GDP at $3.5 trillion dollars. Add in Oregon and Washington we would have over $5 trillion dollars to do things like higher education and medical for all.
Is crazy contagious!!!
Evidently 😅
😮🫣
Only among Republicans. The rest of us were vaccinated.
Polio definitely is. 😂
@@dd1984mm my father had polio as a child...not funny to me. What the hell is your point?
"Kinda reminds me of that Steven Miller but you know... with more friends." 🤣
Always makes my evening better watching your monologues jimmy!
The brain worm is still munching away....
What an utter mess
Thank you Jimmy for making us feel sane when it seems we are in a Twilight episode! Or maybe the whole series!!!!🤪
This is hilarious! 😂😂😂Thank you so much for keeping people's spirits up. ❤️
GUTFELD #1
California should seriously consider becoming a Canadian province, alongside with Nevada, Oregon and Washington, maybe even Idaho... Free healthcare, lots of rain in BC that could be redirected to the "TAP", and lots of top quality, and cheap, movie studios!!!
no Idaho
no Nevada
Make America a Joke Again. MAJA!
5:34 - *Best idea ever* . Give Tromp a buy-out, now. It’s worth every cent. 🥵
The new American dream is to survive the trump administration
Very well put. That would make an excellent t-shirt!
Hell the world. We are in the hands of a madman.
This is a Master Piece!!. Amazing. CONGRATZ🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (probably only comparable to Saturday Night Live of the 80s)
"Up north they call it a Saskatoon circumcision". Lmao. Very good one.